YuYuYui - Ishitsumugi no shou 59

Mountain return ZERO - 1

[Hero Club room]

Hin: Hm... Just a bit higher... so I can reach this file...

Ren: Hmph, leave this matter in Miroku's hands. Taah!

Tam: Ho ho~... Mm~uh. See that? Gin.

Gin: Yes, every bit of it. Tamako-san!

Gin/Tam: Time is upon us, for the grand mountain return!

Anz: Jeez! I thought you'd say that. No bivouacking on Renge-san!

Ren: Bivouac?

Yum: Allow me to explain... Thus, Tamako-san is infatuated with megalo-class chests.

Ren: I see. So you are entranced by Miroku's magnificent peaks.

Ren: Hmph, very well. You may climb or bivouac to your heart's content.

Suz: T-They what!?

Tam: I appreciate the spirit! Let us climb mt Renge at once!

Tou/Hin: Stop this!

Aka: Haa. What's... so good about mountains? Because ultimately, they're just bulges of fat.

Anz/Tou/Hin: Wha-...!

Sum: F-Fat...

Kar: That's right. I meant to say that a long time ago. Storing up on a lot of fat is pointless.

Aka: Right♪ Muscle on the other hand is much more attractive and useful.

Anz/Tou/Hin: Whaa-...!?

Ren: Hmph. Such absurdity. Muscle stands inferior to fat.

Ren: The claims of a fool, ignorant of the truth of feminine sexiness are most ridiculous.

Its: S-Sexiness... Haa~~...

Mit: I-It's embarrassing... but true... Haa~~...

Sek: That again, begging for what you can't have. The pain of a maiden is neverending.

Fuu: Girl power is something that comes from the inside, but I guess appearance plays a big role too.

Suz: Speaking of, you, the great club president can hold your head high for the beauty and elevation of those peaks. Chirp chirp♪

Uta: Fuu-san reminds me of Mother Earth! Sexy of course but motherly.

Nat: No... women are the sea.

Fuu: Hey... Don't pay attention to that!

Sum: C-Could we change the topic?

Gin: No we can't, it's an important subject. Sumi-sa~n, unveil your secret!

Sum: What secret!? I have nothing of the sort.

Its: Don't hide it like that, Sumi-chan. Gin-chan is right, it's important.

Sum: Even you! Aya-san, please save me!

Aya: U-Uuh...?

Aka: Aya-chan, which do you like best? Muscles or fat?

Kir: We're all 'round the same age, but this club's got all sorts of chest sizes~. Hu~m?

Chi: C-Could you not look at me...

Yuu: Me and Takashima-chan are about the same♪

Tak: Yes, Yuuki-chan♪ And they lived happily ever after!

Aka: No, sorry but this topic will require further investigation♪


Mountain return ZERO - 2

[Hero Club room]

Aka: So, muscle or fat. Which side are you on? Wakaba-san?

Wak: W-Well muscles are necessary. As Heroes we need them to fight... so.

Uta: And if you train enough, fat will go away naturally.

Sum: So you're implying that me and Tougou-san are lacking training!

Fuu: No, you're all growing, having an argument now won't do anyone any good.

Its: Don't brush it all off because you have them, onee-chan...

Tak: Itsuki-chan, calm down. It doesn't matter if you have them or not, health is all you need!

Chi: But Takashima-san, you made a comment about how Tougou-san's chest was "welcoming and amazing" before...

Tak: Eh!? Ah, eeh... Just kidding♪

Suz: Lame!

Meb: What are you even trying to accomplish with this discussion? I don't see any point to it.

Tam: What do you mean!? People who don't have them get constantly persecuted.

Tam: Calling you flattie, little kid, spocos! Right? Itsuki.

Its: They go that far!? Haa~~.

Aka: What I wanna say is that you can compensate your natural chest size with muscle training.

Its: <Loud>It lets you change freely!?

Yuu: Itsuki-chan, easy! Calm down, deep breath!

Its: Ff, haa, ff, haa! Akamine-san, more details about that!

Shi: Everyone trains I think but... why is there such a difference?

Gin: Right. All the Hero Club peaks owners have natural bouncies!

Aka: Isn't it because they're born with this fat?

Anz/Tou/Hin: Uh...

Yuu: But I think fat is good too. Marbled meat is delicious after all!

Sek: M-Marbled meat?

Tou: If Yuuna-chan says so...

Hin: Wakaba-chan...?

Wak: Hm? I prefer my meat red.

Hin: Hau...!

Chi: Uuh... Put an end to this discussion, hurry...

Aka: If you get yourselves some chest muscles, it'll look naturally bigger, and you'll have an ideal figure you couldn't reach with fat.

Aya: Figure...?

Aka: Aya-chan, Itsuki-chan, should we do this together? Bust up training, I mean♪

Its: I'll do it! Right? Aya-chan!

Aya: If you say so... Sure♪ Let's do this together.

Anz: A-Aya-chan... Aya-chan will get a nice body...?

Son: What an outrageous discussion.

Yum: Oh my... Sonoko-sans, you look shockingly disinterested.

SON: Hu~m. Muscle is like... this buff feeling, not my cup of tea~.

Son: A true maiden ought to be soft~.

Anz: I understand!

Kar: Don't understand!


Mountain return ZERO - 3

[Hero Club room]

Aka: Press your hands together and stimulate your pectorals! Count 1, 2, 3, and relax~!

Aya/Its: 1, 2, 3... Phew~~.

Aka: Make sure your hands are spread flat and push! Push up! Push up!

Aya/Its: Kuuh~... Ku-...uuh~!

Mit: M-Maybe I'll give it a try...

Uta: You're fine as you are Mii-chan, you'll get bigger if you eat cabbage!

Mit: You don't deny that bigger is better!?

Uta: Eh? A-Ah?

Suz: But won't all this muscle training turn young girls into machos?

Son: They'll get chiseled square chests~.

Tam: That's right. Tama wants to climb the boingest badonks!

Aka: You really don't get it. You can make them bounce at will if you have big muscles.

Gin/Tam: Eh!?

Aka: Here, come, look, or touch♪ Ha! Hmph! Ho!

Yuu: It's true! Akamine-chan's body is wiggling all over!

Tak: Ahaha! Her arms and her chest are twitching!

Aka: Right♪ Can Tougou-san's breasts move like that, huh?

Tou: T-They can't... Mggh! ......Impossible.

Aka: Unlike fat, you can talk with your muscles. Isn't that great?

Yuu/Tak: It is!

Tou: Uwaah... If it's for Yuuna-chan, I will turn my whole breasts into muscles!

Fuu: You'd be one crazy bodybuilder...

Aka: I recommend the people who only pack fat on their chest to do some muscle training! Because...

Aka: Once the thin muscle fibers in your chest tear, they're not coming back. And the more you move, the more they'll sag!

Anz/Tou/Hin: What did you say!?

Aka: When you've got big ones and you run, letting them bounce is dangerous. You need to keep them in place♪

Hin: Saggy... breasts.

Anz: No... Not that.

Aka: Then let's train those sternomastoids together!

Anz/Tou/Hin: Sternomastoid!

Kir: Nyohoho! Somethin's funny's in the works. Don't wanna miss that.

Aka: Push up! Push up!

Aya/Its: Kuu~~! Huu~~m!

Anz/Tou/Hin: Kwaah~~! Kfuu~~!

Kar: Waah... What's this weird sight?

Meb: You can never go wrong with training. I'll be joining them.

Ren: As a matter of fact, Miroku shall stand undefeated. Behold my 1000 push-ups streak.

Kar: Wha-.... I can do this much! Haa~! 1! 2! 3!

Shi: Thus, the Heroes were caught into it...

Aka: Push up! Push up♪


Mountain return ZERO - 4

[Hero Club room]

Fuu: Kuuh~, i-it's hard... But for girl power... to keep my chest!

Aka: Don't give up, small-chested! Let's recognize this unnamed extra fat as pectorals!

Nat: W-What does that mean...

Aka: There are a lot of muscles we don't know the location of in the body.

Aka: So to grow closer to ideal beauty, we'll touch and say "here is this muscle"♪

Ren: Miroku shall show you the lead. Yuuna, let us begin!

Ren: Oblique! Trapezius!

Aka: Hau! Good, Renchi! More! More!

Gin: What is... this training?

Ren: Gluteus maximus! Quadriceps!

Aka: Kuh! My muscles are happy! Everyone, do it in pairs!

Anz: Let's do it, Aya-chan♪

Aya: Okay, Anzu-chan♪

Tam: Wait wait wait! Don't be deceived so easily!

Its: M-Me too! Onee-chan's gluteus maximius!

Fuu: Ooow! Don't slap your sister's butt!

Meb: Miyoshi Karin...

Kar: You're motivated... Kusunoki Mebuki. Fine. Come with all you've got!

Meb: Latissimus dorsi!

Kar: Such sweet pain! My turn... Abdominal muscles!

Tou: Yuuna-chan, call my chest! My two disaster-inducing breasts!

Yuu: Sure! Are you okay, Tougou-san's sternomastoid? Ei♪

Tou: Ah... Yes...♪

Chi: Urk, Ta-Takashima-san, my... Uuh, my... Kuuh! I can't do this!

Tak: Fufu. How are you doing, Gun-chan's zygomatic muscle? Poke poke♪

Chi: Ah... Um... Fine.

Aka: Aah, great, great. What a beautiful club activity, where everyone mutually improves their muscles with love.

Aka: This is muscle wonderland! I can hear the delighted voices of these muscles♪

Suz: Only you are delighted! This has turned into some weird sabbath!

SON: A~ah~... Delicate young girls turning into muscle machines would spell the end of our beautiful world of flirting...

Son: But it's too late for us to stop it~, Sonoko-senpai~...

Wak: Well, training isn't a bad thing, and if it can make you stop the flirting thing.

Aya/Mit/Hin: Ha...!

Aya: I just received an oracle from Shinju-sama... No more training than needed...

Aka: Eh.

Kir: For real... Stuff's gonna throw off mental capabilities and energy, so not good.

Mit: Moderation must always be considered first it seems...

Son/SON: Shinju-sama understands us~♪

Aka: No way~~!

Its: Aa~~h! Shinju-samaaaa~~! What about my breasts~~!?

Tam: Hooray! Mountains are forever! And they lived happily boyoyoing♪