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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- OK, cool.
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- 00:00:46,218 --> 00:00:47,284
- One more time.
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- OK, right.
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- OK.
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- 00:00:52,626 --> 00:00:57,862
- <i>Aristotle said there
- are three types of friendship.</i>
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- 00:00:57,864 --> 00:01:00,098
- <i>The first is
- friendship of utility,</i>
- 8
- 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:02,167
- <i>which happens
- between you and someone</i>
- 9
- 00:01:02,169 --> 00:01:05,203
- <i>who's useful to you in some wa,
- like a co-worker.</i>
- 10
- 00:01:05,205 --> 00:01:08,006
- <i>The second is friendship of
- pleasure, which occurs when two</i>
- 11
- 00:01:08,008 --> 00:01:11,009
- <i>or more people just enjoy
- one another's company.</i>
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- 00:01:11,011 --> 00:01:13,344
- <i>This can be a simple,
- natural comradery,</i>
- 13
- 00:01:13,346 --> 00:01:15,780
- <i>or even a
- (censored) buddy.</i>
- 14
- 00:01:15,782 --> 00:01:18,316
- <i>And the third,
- called friendship of the good,</i>
- 15
- 00:01:18,318 --> 00:01:21,786
- <i>is built on pure mutual
- respect and admiration.</i>
- 16
- 00:01:21,788 --> 00:01:24,155
- <i>Slower to develop,
- but more enduring,</i>
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- 00:01:24,157 --> 00:01:26,790
- <i>it's the best
- friend type stuff.</i>
- 18
- 00:01:26,792 --> 00:01:29,361
- <i>I'm not saying I know more
- than Aristotle, but I'd like to</i>
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- 00:01:29,363 --> 00:01:32,063
- <i>propose that there are
- other types of friendship.</i>
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- 00:01:32,065 --> 00:01:35,867
- <i>One in particular I call
- friendship of history.</i>
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- 00:01:35,869 --> 00:01:37,902
- <i>You were close
- friends with someone,</i>
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- 00:01:37,904 --> 00:01:40,170
- <i>grew in different directions,
- to be different people,</i>
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- 00:01:40,172 --> 00:01:46,244
- <i>but still act close,
- just, well, because.</i>
- 24
- 00:01:46,246 --> 00:01:47,778
- <i>It's just like seeing
- a person wearing a</i>
- 25
- 00:01:47,780 --> 00:01:49,680
- <i>life jacket in
- the supermarket.</i>
- 26
- 00:01:49,682 --> 00:01:52,316
- <i>You might ask, hey, why
- are you wearing that?</i>
- 27
- 00:01:52,318 --> 00:01:58,188
- <i>The other replies, because
- I was on a boat yesterday.</i>
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- 00:02:33,827 --> 00:02:37,095
- <i>This is Jonah,
- those are his parents,</i>
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- 00:02:37,097 --> 00:02:39,930
- <i>and that was the best
- picture taken that day.</i>
- 30
- 00:02:39,932 --> 00:02:41,833
- <i>Tortured by their
- constant judgement</i>
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- 00:02:41,835 --> 00:02:47,071
- <i>and unrealistic expectations,
- their relationship was</i>
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- 00:02:47,073 --> 00:02:48,906
- <i>complicated.</i>
- 33
- 00:02:48,908 --> 00:02:51,843
- <i>Jonah even once saved for an
- entire year, sending them on a</i>
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- 00:02:51,845 --> 00:02:55,245
- <i>tour of wine country in an
- attempt to win their approval,</i>
- 35
- 00:02:55,247 --> 00:02:58,083
- <i>but as usual,
- things didn't work out for him,</i>
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- 00:02:58,085 --> 00:03:01,085
- <i>and on their way to the last
- vineyard an oncoming motorist</i>
- 37
- 00:03:01,087 --> 00:03:06,725
- <i>collided with them, and both
- parents died in a fiery wreck.</i>
- 38
- 00:03:06,727 --> 00:03:09,727
- <i>After the funeral, Jonah learnd
- his parents were in severe deb,</i>
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- 00:03:09,729 --> 00:03:13,263
- <i>when the banks repossessed ther
- house and most of their saving.</i>
- 40
- 00:03:13,265 --> 00:03:15,934
- <i>Confused, Jonah spent what
- little money was left on a</i>
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- 00:03:15,936 --> 00:03:20,271
- <i>prostitute named Jolene,
- whom he didn't (censored),</i>
- 42
- 00:03:20,273 --> 00:03:22,140
- <i>but kept awake
- all night talking,</i>
- 43
- 00:03:22,142 --> 00:03:24,142
- <i>before she
- eventually robbed him.</i>
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- 00:03:29,348 --> 00:03:30,447
- What up?
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- 00:03:30,449 --> 00:03:31,516
- Are you home?
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- 00:03:31,518 --> 00:03:34,017
- No, just organizing shit
- at my parents' place, why?
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- 00:03:34,019 --> 00:03:35,786
- Cool if
- I stop by?
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- 00:03:35,788 --> 00:03:37,287
- Why are you calling
- instead of texting?
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- 00:03:37,289 --> 00:03:39,991
- Just in
- the area.
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- Alright,
- see you soon.
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- 00:03:45,198 --> 00:03:51,435
- Stupid, muthafucking, fuck,
- fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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- 00:03:51,437 --> 00:03:52,904
- Ahhhhh!
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- 00:03:52,906 --> 00:03:55,440
- <i>This is Jonah's
- best friend, Richard,</i>
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- 00:03:55,442 --> 00:03:57,809
- <i>and his upbringing
- was nearly the opposite.</i>
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- 00:03:57,811 --> 00:04:00,477
- <i>Close with his father and raisd
- in a household many would</i>
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- 00:04:00,479 --> 00:04:04,349
- <i>consider affluent, Richard
- was, as you can clearly see,</i>
- 57
- 00:04:04,351 --> 00:04:06,917
- <i>used to things
- going in a certain way.</i>
- 58
- 00:04:06,919 --> 00:04:09,320
- <i>His bank account has
- over six figures in it, which</i>
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- 00:04:09,322 --> 00:04:12,991
- <i>he enjoyed spending lavishly
- on his two best friends,</i>
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- 00:04:12,993 --> 00:04:14,458
- <i>but just
- like his father,</i>
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- 00:04:14,460 --> 00:04:16,460
- <i>Richard is prone
- to fits of rage,</i>
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- 00:04:16,462 --> 00:04:21,331
- <i>and one time threw his laptop
- into his flat screen TV,</i>
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- 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:23,201
- <i>all because he
- couldn't remember the</i>
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- 00:04:23,203 --> 00:04:25,970
- <i>password to his
- own email account.</i>
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- 00:04:25,972 --> 00:04:28,506
- <i>Stupid motherfucker!</i>
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- 00:04:35,881 --> 00:04:37,215
- Hey.
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- What the hell
- are you doing?
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- Fucking.
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- Richard!
- Richard!
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- 00:05:01,975 --> 00:05:04,141
- What are
- you doing?
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- 00:05:04,143 --> 00:05:08,179
- <i>And this is Richard's
- long term partner, Sacha.</i>
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- 00:05:08,181 --> 00:05:10,881
- <i>She grew up in a military house
- who disapproved of the lavish</i>
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- 00:05:10,883 --> 00:05:13,050
- <i>lifestyle Richard
- provided her with,</i>
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- 00:05:13,052 --> 00:05:17,588
- <i>especially her hot pink sports
- car she named Ziggy Cardust.</i>
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- 00:05:17,590 --> 00:05:20,859
- <i>Speaking of cars, she was oncea
- witness in a hit and run case,</i>
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- 00:05:20,861 --> 00:05:23,528
- <i>but failed to show in court whn
- Richard and Jonah convinced her</i>
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- 00:05:23,530 --> 00:05:26,864
- <i>to get
- drunk instead.</i>
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- 00:05:26,866 --> 00:05:28,999
- <i>But the accident did
- inspire her to attend,</i>
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- <i>and graduate from
- nursing school,</i>
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- 00:05:30,570 --> 00:05:33,136
- <i>where she now spends her
- days providing physical</i>
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- 00:05:33,138 --> 00:05:36,073
- <i>and emotional care at a
- nearby retirement home,</i>
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- 00:05:36,075 --> 00:05:39,610
- <i>and the evenings and weekends
- pretty much doing the same thig</i>
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- <i>for these two.</i>
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- Richard.
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- Get off!
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- Richard, stop!
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- Richard!
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- Stop it!
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- Get off him.
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- Uh oh.
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- 00:06:04,604 --> 00:06:06,905
- Just,
- how could you?
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- How could
- I what?
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- Don't fucking
- lie to me!
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- 00:06:09,075 --> 00:06:10,441
- Stop!
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- I saw
- the texts.
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- What texts?
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- The ones.
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- The ones, oh, it
- was such a mistake.
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- How could you
- fuck her, dude?
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- You are way out
- of line right now.
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- 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:30,227
- You two
- just stay here.
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- I'm gonna get
- something from the car.
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- This kitchen
- is fucked.
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- What's this?
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- 00:07:00,359 --> 00:07:01,525
- I didn't have time
- to wrap it yet.
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- 00:07:01,527 --> 00:07:04,194
- Happy early
- birthday, a-hole.
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- 00:07:04,196 --> 00:07:05,196
- Huh?
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- 00:07:05,198 --> 00:07:07,264
- You think those texts
- were from us fucking?
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- 00:07:07,266 --> 00:07:09,232
- It started off as a joke,
- we convinced ourselves
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- 00:07:09,234 --> 00:07:10,634
- to buy you this
- stupid thing.
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- 00:07:10,636 --> 00:07:12,502
- It's got a
- mahogany stock.
- 112
- 00:07:12,504 --> 00:07:15,973
- So the texts you read that say
- that night was such a mistake,
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- 00:07:15,975 --> 00:07:17,641
- ha ha,
- totally worth it though,
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- 00:07:17,643 --> 00:07:20,110
- and I guess as long
- as he doesn't find out,
- 115
- 00:07:20,112 --> 00:07:23,381
- that was just us talking about
- buying you a damn harpoon,
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- 00:07:23,383 --> 00:07:24,415
- for your
- birthday.
- 117
- 00:07:24,417 --> 00:07:25,516
- Spear gun.
- 118
- 00:07:25,518 --> 00:07:27,587
- Whatever.
- 119
- 00:07:29,121 --> 00:07:33,927
- So,
- you didn't?
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- 00:07:37,763 --> 00:07:39,429
- Oh no.
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- 00:07:54,147 --> 00:07:56,446
- <i>And with that, just
- like they always did,</i>
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- 00:07:56,448 --> 00:08:00,350
- <i>our trio returned to
- their instinctual roles,</i>
- 123
- 00:08:00,352 --> 00:08:02,552
- <i>Richard begging for
- forgiveness for his latest</i>
- 124
- 00:08:02,554 --> 00:08:05,655
- <i>and all too
- often fits of rage,</i>
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- 00:08:05,657 --> 00:08:07,525
- <i>Jonah retreating
- inside himself,</i>
- 126
- 00:08:07,527 --> 00:08:11,328
- <i>reinforcing his beliefs that
- the world is out to get him,</i>
- 127
- 00:08:11,330 --> 00:08:14,198
- <i>and Sacha continuing
- to play her role</i>
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- 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:18,169
- <i>as girlfriend,
- mother and referee.</i>
- 129
- 00:08:18,171 --> 00:08:19,670
- <i>And while he
- could have said sorry</i>
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- 00:08:19,672 --> 00:08:23,573
- <i>with even more
- luxury items,</i>
- 131
- 00:08:23,575 --> 00:08:28,045
- <i>Richard decided today
- needed to be a special apology,</i>
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- 00:08:28,047 --> 00:08:34,051
- <i>by taking them out for one of
- the group's favorite activitie.</i>
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- A little help.
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- 00:09:09,154 --> 00:09:10,790
- Please.
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- 00:09:23,635 --> 00:09:26,237
- Alright.
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- 00:09:26,239 --> 00:09:28,506
- Look,
- I'm trying, alright?
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- 00:09:28,508 --> 00:09:29,506
- Look at
- my face.
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- 00:09:29,508 --> 00:09:30,641
- Look at
- his face.
- 139
- 00:09:30,643 --> 00:09:32,109
- OK, hey,
- let's make a deal,
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- 00:09:32,111 --> 00:09:35,279
- I grovel and pamper you
- guys unconditionally,
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- 00:09:35,281 --> 00:09:38,716
- and you just try to remember a
- time before I went ape shit.
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- 00:09:38,718 --> 00:09:39,784
- I want
- a free punch.
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- 00:09:39,786 --> 00:09:40,818
- Yes, deal.
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- 00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:42,120
- Punch where?
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- 00:09:42,122 --> 00:09:43,187
- I like this,
- this plan makes sense.
- 146
- 00:09:43,189 --> 00:09:44,255
- No, it doesn't.
- 147
- 00:09:44,257 --> 00:09:45,758
- I want
- reparations.
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- 00:09:48,427 --> 00:09:49,526
- Even Steven.
- 149
- 00:09:49,528 --> 00:09:54,832
- Exactly.
- 150
- 00:09:54,834 --> 00:09:56,133
- Not the balls.
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- 00:09:56,135 --> 00:09:57,168
- Please,
- the balls.
- 152
- 00:09:57,170 --> 00:09:58,269
- Not the balls!
- 153
- 00:09:58,271 --> 00:09:59,270
- Stay
- out of it.
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- 00:09:59,272 --> 00:10:00,304
- Why are you
- encouraging this?
- 155
- 00:10:00,306 --> 00:10:01,372
- What if my nose
- needs surgery?
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- 00:10:01,374 --> 00:10:02,305
- You could have a deviated
- septum, causing irregular
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- 00:10:02,307 --> 00:10:03,406
- sleep patterns and
- long term health issues.
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- 00:10:03,408 --> 00:10:04,876
- For fucks sakes, just punch
- me and shut the fuck up.
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- 00:10:04,878 --> 00:10:05,944
- Deal.
- 160
- 00:10:05,946 --> 00:10:07,812
- But only one punch,
- and then, then you'll chill.
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- 00:10:07,814 --> 00:10:08,846
- Fine.
- 162
- 00:10:08,848 --> 00:10:10,147
- Both of you.
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- 00:10:10,149 --> 00:10:11,281
- No, this
- doesn't involve me.
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- 00:10:11,283 --> 00:10:12,349
- What if I
- let you punch me?
- 165
- 00:10:12,351 --> 00:10:13,483
- You know
- where I'm going.
- 166
- 00:10:13,485 --> 00:10:14,684
- I said
- no balls.
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- 00:10:14,686 --> 00:10:17,588
- No dice, I'd just as easily
- go get day drunk somewhere.
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- 00:10:17,590 --> 00:10:21,291
- Fine, but just remember, it
- behooves you to avoid these guys
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- 00:10:21,293 --> 00:10:23,294
- if you ever want
- little Richards one day.
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- 00:10:23,296 --> 00:10:24,495
- Excuse me.
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- 00:10:24,497 --> 00:10:28,165
- Wait, no wait, afterwards,
- that's it then, it's squashed.
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- 00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:34,639
- I don't want to hear another
- word about this shit again.
- 173
- 00:10:34,641 --> 00:10:35,705
- Alright.
- 174
- 00:10:35,707 --> 00:10:36,841
- Alright.
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- 00:10:36,843 --> 00:10:37,875
- Fuck it,
- let's do it.
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- 00:10:37,877 --> 00:10:39,176
- Hands
- behind your head.
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- 00:10:39,178 --> 00:10:40,578
- No, no, actually,
- behind your back.
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- 00:10:40,580 --> 00:10:42,413
- You're gonna
- want those fingers.
- 179
- 00:10:42,415 --> 00:10:44,714
- And eyes shut, I don't want you
- anticipating where it's going.
- 180
- 00:10:44,716 --> 00:10:45,782
- That's good.
- 181
- 00:10:45,784 --> 00:10:46,851
- Stop squirming.
- 182
- 00:10:46,853 --> 00:10:47,919
- You ready?
- 183
- 00:10:47,921 --> 00:10:49,187
- Yeah,
- I'm fucking ready.
- 184
- 00:10:49,189 --> 00:10:50,253
- Give it to him.
- 185
- 00:10:50,255 --> 00:10:51,322
- Alright,
- you know what.
- 186
- 00:10:51,324 --> 00:10:52,756
- What?
- 187
- 00:10:52,758 --> 00:10:54,357
- It's alright.
- 188
- 00:10:54,359 --> 00:10:55,458
- Ha ha.
- 189
- 00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:56,626
- Fuck,
- my wrist.
- 190
- 00:10:56,628 --> 00:10:57,627
- Serves you right.
- 191
- 00:10:57,629 --> 00:10:58,762
- Just making sure you
- wouldn't get a concussion
- 192
- 00:10:58,764 --> 00:10:59,731
- you
- fucking asshole.
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- 00:10:59,733 --> 00:11:01,598
- A punch like that, I
- doubt you could anyways.
- 194
- 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,766
- You got fire
- in your hands.
- 195
- 00:11:02,768 --> 00:11:04,569
- Oh, dude,
- she can chuck bombs.
- 196
- 00:11:04,571 --> 00:11:06,503
- Okeydoke, right here
- where you were before.
- 197
- 00:11:06,505 --> 00:11:09,473
- Arms behind your back,
- please, thank you.
- 198
- 00:11:09,475 --> 00:11:10,641
- Stop
- moving around.
- 199
- 00:11:10,643 --> 00:11:12,609
- Hey, no, hey, hey, hey, just
- remember, it behooves you.
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- 00:11:12,611 --> 00:11:14,612
- Stop saying behooves
- and uncross those legs.
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- 00:11:14,614 --> 00:11:16,514
- Stand up, and
- take it like a man.
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- 00:11:16,516 --> 00:11:17,714
- Come on you little bitch,
- close your eyes.
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- 00:11:17,716 --> 00:11:18,782
- We made a deal.
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- 00:11:18,784 --> 00:11:19,849
- I know but.
- 205
- 00:11:19,851 --> 00:11:20,718
- Just close
- your eyes.
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- 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,219
- She can't punch
- that hard, can she?
- 207
- 00:11:22,221 --> 00:11:23,453
- Yeah.
- 208
- 00:11:23,455 --> 00:11:24,655
- Oh.
- 209
- 00:11:24,657 --> 00:11:26,490
- Oh.
- 210
- 00:11:26,492 --> 00:11:27,857
- Almost threw
- up right there.
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- 00:11:27,859 --> 00:11:30,461
- Oh.
- 212
- 00:11:30,463 --> 00:11:33,363
- Are you sorry?
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- 00:11:33,365 --> 00:11:35,234
- For everything?
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- 00:11:44,377 --> 00:11:45,642
- Really?
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- 00:11:45,644 --> 00:11:48,511
- Really.
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- 00:13:31,783 --> 00:13:33,483
- Can't breathe out
- of my left nostril.
- 217
- 00:13:33,485 --> 00:13:35,886
- For all I know I could
- be bleeding out inside.
- 218
- 00:13:35,888 --> 00:13:37,487
- Like, the Houdini.
- 219
- 00:13:37,489 --> 00:13:38,789
- He died from
- taking a punch.
- 220
- 00:13:42,394 --> 00:13:43,794
- You think someone
- could swim that far?
- 221
- 00:13:43,796 --> 00:13:47,066
- Not a fucking
- chance, too far.
- 222
- 00:13:53,940 --> 00:13:55,705
- Hey, can I ask
- you something?
- 223
- 00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:58,409
- Shoot.
- 224
- 00:13:58,411 --> 00:14:01,911
- What made you think we
- were messing around?
- 225
- 00:14:01,913 --> 00:14:03,848
- I know it wasn't
- just the texts.
- 226
- 00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:04,948
- You wouldn't just
- jump to that conclusion
- 227
- 00:14:04,950 --> 00:14:08,651
- without something
- else first.
- 228
- 00:14:08,653 --> 00:14:11,789
- Sometimes,
- 229
- 00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:14,024
- sometimes it feels
- like you care about her
- 230
- 00:14:14,026 --> 00:14:17,030
- the way that I
- care about her.
- 231
- 00:14:24,704 --> 00:14:26,937
- Without sounding
- like a prick.
- 232
- 00:14:26,939 --> 00:14:28,072
- You're gonna
- sound like a.
- 233
- 00:14:28,074 --> 00:14:31,708
- When are you gonna
- stop fucking around?
- 234
- 00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:36,747
- Look, I know you don't
- like me bringing it up,
- 235
- 00:14:36,749 --> 00:14:41,419
- but you saw what kind of
- trouble you caused last year.
- 236
- 00:14:41,421 --> 00:14:44,954
- I appreciate your concern, but
- until you're in a relationship
- 237
- 00:14:44,956 --> 00:14:48,092
- longer than three months,
- don't give me advice.
- 238
- 00:14:48,094 --> 00:14:49,426
- I don't
- with you.
- 239
- 00:14:49,428 --> 00:14:50,961
- You do,
- actually.
- 240
- 00:14:50,963 --> 00:14:52,729
- I just try and tell you
- how to keep them around,
- 241
- 00:14:52,731 --> 00:14:54,531
- so you can stop
- fucking prostitutes.
- 242
- 00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:55,833
- Once.
- 243
- 00:14:55,835 --> 00:14:58,705
- Still man.
- 244
- 00:15:04,844 --> 00:15:09,947
- A couple weeks back you guys got
- into it at my place, remember?
- 245
- 00:15:09,949 --> 00:15:13,851
- What was
- that all about?
- 246
- 00:15:13,853 --> 00:15:17,454
- Um,
- I don't know.
- 247
- 00:15:17,456 --> 00:15:21,692
- I don't really remember,
- but it must not have been
- 248
- 00:15:21,694 --> 00:15:22,859
- a big deal
- or anything.
- 249
- 00:15:22,861 --> 00:15:23,727
- The fuck you
- talking about?
- 250
- 00:15:23,729 --> 00:15:24,761
- You two were steaming
- from the ears.
- 251
- 00:15:24,763 --> 00:15:27,497
- Well, she was probably
- just venting about your
- 252
- 00:15:27,499 --> 00:15:29,732
- extra-curricular
- activities.
- 253
- 00:15:29,734 --> 00:15:31,071
- What did
- you say?
- 254
- 00:15:33,672 --> 00:15:36,173
- Well,
- 255
- 00:15:36,175 --> 00:15:41,178
- nothing about
- what happened.
- 256
- 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:44,615
- OK, look, there's this quote,
- and it's something to the effect
- 257
- 00:15:44,617 --> 00:15:53,693
- of we accuse people of doing
- things that we do ourselves.
- 258
- 00:16:13,579 --> 00:16:16,847
- How do
- I look?
- 259
- 00:16:16,849 --> 00:16:17,915
- Like
- an idiot.
- 260
- 00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:19,650
- That sounds
- about right.
- 261
- 00:16:19,652 --> 00:16:20,784
- Let's try
- this thing out.
- 262
- 00:16:20,786 --> 00:16:21,952
- Do I
- have a choice?
- 263
- 00:16:21,954 --> 00:16:23,920
- Come on, it all started
- 'cause of this fucking thing.
- 264
- 00:16:23,922 --> 00:16:26,055
- Alright, go.
- 265
- 00:16:26,057 --> 00:16:29,693
- Uno,
- deuce, tre.
- 266
- 00:16:29,695 --> 00:16:31,529
- Happy birthday.
- 267
- 00:16:31,531 --> 00:16:35,031
- Now,
- give me back my sun.
- 268
- 00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:36,633
- I got something!
- 269
- 00:16:36,635 --> 00:16:40,069
- Nice.
- 270
- 00:16:40,071 --> 00:16:45,809
- Hey,
- are we good?
- 271
- 00:16:45,811 --> 00:16:48,681
- Yeah,
- we're good.
- 272
- 00:16:55,153 --> 00:16:58,988
- You know, a couple weeks back
- when you and Jonah got into it
- 273
- 00:16:58,990 --> 00:17:03,694
- at my place, I think that's
- where I started to get it into
- 274
- 00:17:03,696 --> 00:17:07,231
- my head that something was
- going on, so sorry about that.
- 275
- 00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:09,567
- I said
- we're good.
- 276
- 00:17:09,569 --> 00:17:12,202
- What were you guys even
- fighting about, anyway?
- 277
- 00:17:12,204 --> 00:17:14,104
- I don't know, probably
- that stupid thing.
- 278
- 00:17:14,106 --> 00:17:17,907
- Didn't have
- anything to do with us?
- 279
- 00:17:17,909 --> 00:17:18,876
- Huh?
- 280
- 00:17:18,878 --> 00:17:21,278
- You know, what's been
- going on between us.
- 281
- 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,981
- No, we don't talk
- about that shit.
- 282
- 00:17:23,983 --> 00:17:29,289
- We were just arguing
- about your gift.
- 283
- 00:17:31,724 --> 00:17:34,892
- Hey, check
- this bitch out!
- 284
- 00:17:55,348 --> 00:17:56,614
- Hey.
- 285
- 00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:59,617
- Huh?
- 286
- 00:17:59,619 --> 00:18:04,621
- You're lurking.
- 287
- 00:18:04,623 --> 00:18:06,624
- I'm fine.
- 288
- 00:19:00,946 --> 00:19:02,245
- You got three
- seconds to tell me
- 289
- 00:19:02,247 --> 00:19:03,681
- what the fuck
- is going on.
- 290
- 00:19:03,683 --> 00:19:04,748
- Listen.
- 291
- 00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,015
- One.
- 292
- 00:19:06,017 --> 00:19:07,084
- Man,
- nothing is going on.
- 293
- 00:19:07,086 --> 00:19:08,152
- Two.
- 294
- 00:19:08,154 --> 00:19:09,185
- Richard, please.
- 295
- 00:19:09,187 --> 00:19:10,956
- Three.
- 296
- 00:19:15,226 --> 00:19:19,328
- He figured it
- out, didn't he.
- 297
- 00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:22,098
- Uh oh.
- 298
- 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,133
- He asked me about the
- night we were fighting.
- 299
- 00:19:23,135 --> 00:19:24,401
- What the fuck did
- you say to him?
- 300
- 00:19:24,403 --> 00:19:27,370
- I don't know, I just said it was
- something about your guys' shit.
- 301
- 00:19:27,372 --> 00:19:28,371
- What the
- fuck, Jay?
- 302
- 00:19:28,373 --> 00:19:30,741
- I don't know, it just
- kind of fucking came up.
- 303
- 00:19:30,743 --> 00:19:32,842
- He was gonna shoot
- you with the harpoon.
- 304
- 00:19:32,844 --> 00:19:33,976
- Spear gun.
- 305
- 00:19:33,978 --> 00:19:34,978
- Whatever.
- 306
- 00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:36,113
- No, no,
- he wouldn't shoot.
- 307
- 00:19:36,115 --> 00:19:37,146
- Look at
- your face.
- 308
- 00:19:37,148 --> 00:19:38,348
- Fuck your
- fucking face.
- 309
- 00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:40,250
- Ahhh!
- 310
- 00:19:45,224 --> 00:19:47,424
- How could you?
- 311
- 00:19:47,426 --> 00:19:48,858
- Which part?
- 312
- 00:20:00,205 --> 00:20:04,007
- Not the balls.
- 313
- 00:20:04,009 --> 00:20:06,242
- Fuck!
- 314
- 00:20:06,244 --> 00:20:09,378
- Oh fuck!
- 315
- 00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,080
- Oh fuck!
- 316
- 00:20:11,082 --> 00:20:14,283
- You were gonna fucking
- kill me, you fuck.
- 317
- 00:20:17,388 --> 00:20:18,454
- Help.
- 318
- 00:20:18,456 --> 00:20:19,757
- Help.
- 319
- 00:20:19,759 --> 00:20:20,790
- Help
- somebody please.
- 320
- 00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:24,293
- Stop!
- 321
- 00:20:31,971 --> 00:20:36,106
- Stop!
- 322
- 00:20:36,108 --> 00:20:37,540
- Why him?
- 323
- 00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:41,043
- Why him?
- 324
- 00:20:58,062 --> 00:20:59,930
- Holy fuck.
- 325
- 00:21:07,106 --> 00:21:09,405
- He wakes up again,
- we're fucking dead.
- 326
- 00:21:09,407 --> 00:21:10,941
- If he doesn't kill
- us, his dad will.
- 327
- 00:21:10,943 --> 00:21:12,408
- No way, I've known
- him for too long.
- 328
- 00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:14,511
- Jay!
- 329
- 00:21:16,282 --> 00:21:19,817
- <i>Richard's father is the reason
- for his six figure bank accoun,</i>
- 330
- 00:21:19,819 --> 00:21:22,953
- <i>and the source of his violent
- temper, so while I wish I could</i>
- 331
- 00:21:22,955 --> 00:21:26,155
- <i>give you an example of somethig
- nice he's done for someone els,</i>
- 332
- 00:21:26,157 --> 00:21:30,493
- <i>the only story that comes
- to mind goes as follows:</i>
- 333
- 00:21:30,495 --> 00:21:32,261
- <i>Years back it
- came to light that</i>
- 334
- 00:21:32,263 --> 00:21:34,865
- <i>Richard's first grade
- teacher was, let's say,</i>
- 335
- 00:21:34,867 --> 00:21:37,501
- <i>being inappropriate
- with students.</i>
- 336
- 00:21:37,503 --> 00:21:40,870
- <i>A few weeks later, as the schol
- conducted a full investigation,</i>
- 337
- 00:21:40,872 --> 00:21:43,840
- <i>the teacher
- suddenly disappeared,</i>
- 338
- 00:21:43,842 --> 00:21:46,242
- <i>which also happened to
- coincide with Richard's father</i>
- 339
- 00:21:46,244 --> 00:21:48,444
- <i>and a few of his
- rougher colleagues,</i>
- 340
- 00:21:48,446 --> 00:21:56,953
- <i>taking a road trip
- that very same weekend.</i>
- 341
- 00:21:56,955 --> 00:21:58,155
- Fuck.
- 342
- 00:21:58,157 --> 00:21:59,857
- We'll say
- the truth.
- 343
- 00:21:59,859 --> 00:22:01,992
- We went fishing, he found out
- we were sleeping together.
- 344
- 00:22:01,994 --> 00:22:04,994
- Slept.
- 345
- 00:22:04,996 --> 00:22:08,264
- Sorry, you
- know what I mean.
- 346
- 00:22:08,266 --> 00:22:09,899
- No, no,
- exactly.
- 347
- 00:22:09,901 --> 00:22:12,469
- He found out we slept together,
- he came after us,
- 348
- 00:22:12,471 --> 00:22:13,537
- a fight
- ensued and.
- 349
- 00:22:13,539 --> 00:22:16,009
- Jay!
- 350
- 00:22:19,278 --> 00:22:21,310
- Fuck.
- 351
- 00:22:24,949 --> 00:22:27,550
- Oh man, it doesn't
- seem safe to me,
- 352
- 00:22:27,552 --> 00:22:31,888
- but if you insist on resting
- right there, by all means.
- 353
- 00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:34,023
- What?
- 354
- 00:22:34,025 --> 00:22:36,894
- This way if they hook
- us up to one of those
- 355
- 00:22:36,896 --> 00:22:38,561
- lie detector things,
- we can say he fell off,
- 356
- 00:22:38,563 --> 00:22:42,301
- and the machine won't go
- off like the fourth of July.
- 357
- 00:22:44,570 --> 00:22:50,406
- Although, his dad's still
- gonna fucking kill me.
- 358
- 00:22:50,408 --> 00:22:53,178
- At least you'll be
- in the clear, though.
- 359
- 00:22:57,182 --> 00:23:01,251
- He has eighty thousand
- in a safe in his closet.
- 360
- 00:23:01,253 --> 00:23:04,221
- His dad gives him ten
- grand cash every Christmas.
- 361
- 00:23:04,223 --> 00:23:07,926
- The combination is the last four
- digits of his phone number.
- 362
- 00:23:15,134 --> 00:23:19,001
- Come on,
- you fuck.
- 363
- 00:23:19,003 --> 00:23:24,444
- Here,
- try this.
- 364
- 00:23:25,644 --> 00:23:27,444
- Seriously?
- 365
- 00:23:27,446 --> 00:23:28,611
- What?
- 366
- 00:23:28,613 --> 00:23:30,414
- Just a
- little exercising.
- 367
- 00:23:30,416 --> 00:23:34,384
- Come on,
- the lie detector.
- 368
- 00:23:34,386 --> 00:23:39,723
- Yeah, just getting in a little
- bit of exercising, that's all.
- 369
- 00:23:39,725 --> 00:23:41,090
- Don't even
- look at him.
- 370
- 00:23:41,092 --> 00:23:46,495
- Taking
- the d off.
- 371
- 00:23:46,497 --> 00:23:47,431
- Yeah.
- 372
- 00:23:47,433 --> 00:23:52,668
- Gotta make sure you
- get your squats in.
- 373
- 00:23:52,670 --> 00:23:55,340
- There we go.
- 374
- 00:24:24,669 --> 00:24:28,538
- How's this fit into
- the lie detector?
- 375
- 00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:30,607
- You two were gonna
- fucking drown me?
- 376
- 00:24:30,609 --> 00:24:31,607
- Hey, you tried
- to kill us first.
- 377
- 00:24:31,609 --> 00:24:34,411
- I wasn't gonna hurt you,
- you dick, what the fuck?
- 378
- 00:24:34,413 --> 00:24:35,712
- You had the
- harpoon aimed at him.
- 379
- 00:24:35,714 --> 00:24:37,013
- Spear gun.
- 380
- 00:24:37,015 --> 00:24:38,682
- You fucking
- waved that at me.
- 381
- 00:24:38,684 --> 00:24:39,549
- You
- strangled me.
- 382
- 00:24:39,551 --> 00:24:41,050
- It doesn't matter anyway,
- because you,
- 383
- 00:24:41,052 --> 00:24:42,452
- you're in
- the water.
- 384
- 00:24:42,454 --> 00:24:43,720
- What the fuck,
- you pushed me.
- 385
- 00:24:43,722 --> 00:24:45,722
- No, no,
- actually I didn't.
- 386
- 00:24:45,724 --> 00:24:50,626
- You rolled in when you
- were drunk and confessed.
- 387
- 00:24:50,628 --> 00:24:52,428
- I don't
- think so pal.
- 388
- 00:24:52,430 --> 00:24:53,562
- Fuck you.
- 389
- 00:24:53,564 --> 00:24:55,565
- Fuck you,
- you cheating bitch.
- 390
- 00:24:55,567 --> 00:24:56,732
- Hey,
- you did it first.
- 391
- 00:24:56,734 --> 00:24:58,068
- That was
- a year ago.
- 392
- 00:24:58,070 --> 00:24:59,269
- Come on, Jay,
- we're out of here.
- 393
- 00:24:59,271 --> 00:25:00,302
- Wait.
- 394
- 00:25:00,304 --> 00:25:01,437
- Fuck off.
- 395
- 00:25:01,439 --> 00:25:02,438
- Fuck, fuck.
- 396
- 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,707
- See you
- later, pal.
- 397
- 00:25:04,709 --> 00:25:07,679
- She can't drive the
- boat worth shit anyway.
- 398
- 00:25:15,353 --> 00:25:19,688
- What?
- 399
- 00:25:19,690 --> 00:25:20,790
- Uh oh.
- 400
- 00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:23,659
- Ha ha,
- looking for these?
- 401
- 00:25:23,661 --> 00:25:24,728
- Give me those.
- 402
- 00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:25,796
- Give them back.
- 403
- 00:25:25,798 --> 00:25:27,063
- Fuck you.
- 404
- 00:25:27,065 --> 00:25:28,130
- Where the fuck
- are you going?
- 405
- 00:25:28,132 --> 00:25:29,098
- Swimming
- this way.
- 406
- 00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:30,332
- Get back here,
- I will shoot you right now.
- 407
- 00:25:30,334 --> 00:25:31,367
- Shoot me.
- 408
- 00:25:31,369 --> 00:25:33,336
- I'll drop the
- keys, fucker.
- 409
- 00:25:33,338 --> 00:25:34,471
- Get back in
- the fucking boat.
- 410
- 00:25:34,473 --> 00:25:36,072
- What are you gonna
- do, drown yourself?
- 411
- 00:25:36,074 --> 00:25:37,741
- Apparently I was
- gonna drown anyway,
- 412
- 00:25:37,743 --> 00:25:39,643
- might as well take
- you fucks with me.
- 413
- 00:25:39,645 --> 00:25:42,712
- Get back in the
- fucking boat, Richard.
- 414
- 00:25:42,714 --> 00:25:44,347
- We need to
- make a better deal.
- 415
- 00:25:44,349 --> 00:25:46,715
- What deal?
- 416
- 00:25:46,717 --> 00:25:50,619
- We need to promise not
- to kill each other.
- 417
- 00:25:50,621 --> 00:25:55,625
- What I want to see is guys
- take every weapon on the boat,
- 418
- 00:25:55,627 --> 00:25:57,359
- chuck
- it overboard.
- 419
- 00:25:57,361 --> 00:26:01,530
- That's the spear gun,
- the club, the cutlery.
- 420
- 00:26:01,532 --> 00:26:04,401
- The glass bottles,
- the flares, the oars, fishes.
- 421
- 00:26:04,403 --> 00:26:06,502
- fucking everything.
- 422
- 00:26:06,504 --> 00:26:09,271
- Once I'm convinced that
- there's nothing on there
- 423
- 00:26:09,273 --> 00:26:10,807
- that you guys can
- use against me.
- 424
- 00:26:10,809 --> 00:26:11,875
- Or you could
- use against us.
- 425
- 00:26:11,877 --> 00:26:17,313
- Then, and only then, I
- will swim back, and we'll,
- 426
- 00:26:17,315 --> 00:26:19,816
- we'll
- just go home.
- 427
- 00:26:19,818 --> 00:26:21,417
- And once we're back?
- 428
- 00:26:21,419 --> 00:26:24,253
- As far as I'm concerned,
- I don't want to see
- 429
- 00:26:24,255 --> 00:26:25,856
- either of you two
- sacks of shit ever again.
- 430
- 00:26:25,858 --> 00:26:27,124
- You won't
- call the cops?
- 431
- 00:26:27,126 --> 00:26:28,258
- Or tell
- your dad?
- 432
- 00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:31,127
- No cops,
- no dad.
- 433
- 00:26:35,266 --> 00:26:39,368
- Don't think too long, this
- key is feeling pretty heavy.
- 434
- 00:27:04,163 --> 00:27:07,297
- The fish, get that
- big ass fish out here.
- 435
- 00:27:11,936 --> 00:27:13,203
- Happy?
- 436
- 00:27:13,205 --> 00:27:14,838
- Now get back in
- the fucking boat.
- 437
- 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,839
- What about
- the nine iron?
- 438
- 00:27:29,788 --> 00:27:31,555
- Sacha.
- 439
- 00:27:31,557 --> 00:27:33,190
- He getting it?
- 440
- 00:27:33,192 --> 00:27:34,223
- I think so.
- 441
- 00:27:34,225 --> 00:27:35,291
- It's underneath
- the stairs.
- 442
- 00:27:35,293 --> 00:27:36,659
- No,
- it's not.
- 443
- 00:27:36,661 --> 00:27:37,927
- It's down
- there somewhere.
- 444
- 00:27:37,929 --> 00:27:40,329
- I'm looking with
- one fucking hand.
- 445
- 00:27:40,331 --> 00:27:43,666
- It's a golf club
- for Christ's sake.
- 446
- 00:27:43,668 --> 00:27:45,467
- Hey, Sacha,
- where are you going?
- 447
- 00:27:48,407 --> 00:27:49,472
- He needs
- my help.
- 448
- 00:27:49,474 --> 00:27:50,440
- I need her
- help finding it.
- 449
- 00:27:50,442 --> 00:27:53,210
- He doesn't need shit,
- you're staying here.
- 450
- 00:28:01,852 --> 00:28:04,486
- Lovely day, huh?
- 451
- 00:28:04,488 --> 00:28:06,525
- I got it.
- 452
- 00:28:11,495 --> 00:28:12,896
- There.
- 453
- 00:28:12,898 --> 00:28:16,899
- That's it, now get back
- in the fucking boat.
- 454
- 00:28:16,901 --> 00:28:17,967
- Suck a dick.
- 455
- 00:28:17,969 --> 00:28:18,903
- Get in the
- fucking boat.
- 456
- 00:28:18,905 --> 00:28:23,906
- There's nothing left
- on the fucking boat.
- 457
- 00:28:28,379 --> 00:28:29,479
- Fuck off.
- 458
- 00:28:29,481 --> 00:28:31,548
- Get the fuck up
- there, let's go.
- 459
- 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,532
- No, other side,
- let's go.
- 460
- 00:28:57,542 --> 00:28:58,607
- Let me see.
- 461
- 00:28:58,609 --> 00:28:59,475
- He'll be fine.
- 462
- 00:28:59,477 --> 00:29:01,677
- We'll worry about it
- when we get back.
- 463
- 00:29:22,033 --> 00:29:24,603
- What?
- 464
- 00:29:26,972 --> 00:29:29,004
- Are you
- kidding me?
- 465
- 00:29:29,006 --> 00:29:33,976
- Please tell me
- you're kidding me.
- 466
- 00:29:35,914 --> 00:29:37,946
- Coast Guard one.
- 467
- 00:29:37,948 --> 00:29:40,849
- Coast Guard one.
- 468
- 00:29:40,851 --> 00:29:41,917
- Coast Guard one.
- 469
- 00:29:41,919 --> 00:29:42,853
- Coast Guard one.
- 470
- 00:29:42,855 --> 00:29:49,792
- This is the pleasure
- vessel Naughty Buoy.
- 471
- 00:29:49,794 --> 00:29:53,463
- Coast Guard one.
- 472
- 00:29:53,465 --> 00:29:57,000
- Coast Guard one.
- 473
- 00:29:57,002 --> 00:29:58,835
- Coast Guard one.
- 474
- 00:29:58,837 --> 00:29:59,903
- Coast Guard one,
- do you hear me?
- 475
- 00:29:59,905 --> 00:30:02,105
- Did you try all the
- stations, turning the dials.
- 476
- 00:30:02,107 --> 00:30:04,007
- Well that explains why you spent
- four years in school
- 477
- 00:30:04,009 --> 00:30:06,475
- becoming a glorified
- butt wiper, doesn't it?
- 478
- 00:30:06,477 --> 00:30:09,913
- OK, I obviously
- do more than that.
- 479
- 00:30:09,915 --> 00:30:11,915
- Coast Guard one.
- 480
- 00:30:11,917 --> 00:30:13,817
- Hello?
- 481
- 00:30:13,819 --> 00:30:18,922
- Can anyone save me
- from these two pricks?
- 482
- 00:30:18,924 --> 00:30:19,990
- You two.
- 483
- 00:30:19,992 --> 00:30:23,393
- You two are real pieces
- of work, you know that?
- 484
- 00:30:23,395 --> 00:30:25,861
- I can't believe I let you
- convince me that I was such
- 485
- 00:30:25,863 --> 00:30:27,763
- a prick that I
- deserved punches.
- 486
- 00:30:27,765 --> 00:30:28,798
- Don't even.
- 487
- 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,867
- No,
- this isn't right.
- 488
- 00:30:31,869 --> 00:30:34,937
- I want reparations,
- I deserve reparations.
- 489
- 00:30:34,939 --> 00:30:36,039
- We said
- no killing.
- 490
- 00:30:36,041 --> 00:30:36,906
- I'm talking
- Even Steven.
- 491
- 00:30:36,908 --> 00:30:38,774
- You beat me up,
- I punched you back.
- 492
- 00:30:38,776 --> 00:30:40,909
- I beat your ass because
- you fucked my girlfriend.
- 493
- 00:30:40,911 --> 00:30:42,511
- And then you punched
- me off the boat.
- 494
- 00:30:42,513 --> 00:30:44,012
- After she hit me
- with the bottle.
- 495
- 00:30:44,014 --> 00:30:45,080
- And then you shot
- me in the hand.
- 496
- 00:30:45,082 --> 00:30:46,782
- No, she shot you
- through the hand.
- 497
- 00:30:46,784 --> 00:30:49,085
- How is
- this helping?
- 498
- 00:30:49,087 --> 00:30:51,421
- Well it certainly looked like it
- helped you after slapping me.
- 499
- 00:30:51,423 --> 00:30:52,521
- You want to
- punch me, Richard?
- 500
- 00:30:52,523 --> 00:30:55,093
- You damn
- right I do.
- 501
- 00:31:02,667 --> 00:31:06,403
- You two knowingly made me feel
- like such a piece of shit
- 502
- 00:31:06,405 --> 00:31:09,505
- that I volunteered
- for free punches.
- 503
- 00:31:09,507 --> 00:31:11,407
- And then
- you willingly,
- 504
- 00:31:11,409 --> 00:31:15,811
- no wait, you gleefully
- went along with it.
- 505
- 00:31:15,813 --> 00:31:18,848
- What kind of scumbags
- do that, huh?
- 506
- 00:31:18,850 --> 00:31:21,520
- Huh?
- 507
- 00:31:26,690 --> 00:31:27,757
- Put your hand
- on the table.
- 508
- 00:31:27,759 --> 00:31:28,825
- What?
- 509
- 00:31:28,827 --> 00:31:33,562
- Put your hand on
- the fucking table.
- 510
- 00:31:33,564 --> 00:31:35,598
- When you got
- busted this morning,
- 511
- 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,534
- you could have been
- a man about it, huh?
- 512
- 00:31:38,536 --> 00:31:43,572
- But you decided to
- take the bitch route.
- 513
- 00:31:43,574 --> 00:31:46,077
- Time to
- make up for it.
- 514
- 00:31:58,657 --> 00:32:00,456
- Oh.
- 515
- 00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:02,192
- Other hand.
- 516
- 00:32:02,194 --> 00:32:03,460
- Richard.
- 517
- 00:32:03,462 --> 00:32:04,726
- Shut up.
- 518
- 00:32:04,728 --> 00:32:07,132
- Other hand.
- 519
- 00:32:12,137 --> 00:32:14,937
- OK, look.
- 520
- 00:32:14,939 --> 00:32:16,004
- Fuck.
- 521
- 00:32:16,006 --> 00:32:17,072
- Stand up.
- 522
- 00:32:17,074 --> 00:32:18,140
- Richard,
- I swear to God.
- 523
- 00:32:18,142 --> 00:32:19,174
- It's fine, Jay.
- 524
- 00:32:19,176 --> 00:32:20,476
- You owe me.
- 525
- 00:32:20,478 --> 00:32:21,511
- I don't
- owe you shit.
- 526
- 00:32:21,513 --> 00:32:22,611
- - No?
- - No.
- 527
- 00:32:22,613 --> 00:32:23,646
- How's
- that now?
- 528
- 00:32:23,648 --> 00:32:24,681
- This is
- just karma.
- 529
- 00:32:24,683 --> 00:32:25,915
- Oh, so you fucked him
- to get back at me, huh?
- 530
- 00:32:25,917 --> 00:32:31,020
- It wouldn't even come close to
- what you've put me through.
- 531
- 00:32:31,022 --> 00:32:32,621
- Jay.
- 532
- 00:32:32,623 --> 00:32:36,158
- He tell you
- what happened?
- 533
- 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,863
- It wasn't just that
- Richard was fucking his ex.
- 534
- 00:32:39,865 --> 00:32:43,199
- No, she showed up at
- the door, pregnant.
- 535
- 00:32:43,201 --> 00:32:46,101
- And as if that wasn't enough,
- she wants to keep the baby,
- 536
- 00:32:46,103 --> 00:32:49,905
- be a part of the family, have a
- little bit of daddy's money.
- 537
- 00:32:49,907 --> 00:32:52,709
- But instead I let
- this asshole convince me
- 538
- 00:32:52,711 --> 00:32:54,777
- that it was
- just a big mistake.
- 539
- 00:32:54,779 --> 00:32:57,914
- His last big mistake,
- and that he would talk to her,
- 540
- 00:32:57,916 --> 00:33:02,551
- and convince her to
- have an abortion.
- 541
- 00:33:02,553 --> 00:33:07,790
- And then a month later I see
- in the paper and on the news,
- 542
- 00:33:07,792 --> 00:33:10,792
- pregnant girl Melissa
- Fairfax stabbed to death.
- 543
- 00:33:10,794 --> 00:33:12,095
- I told you a million
- times, we didn't.
- 544
- 00:33:12,097 --> 00:33:17,867
- How can I believe
- anything you say?
- 545
- 00:33:17,869 --> 00:33:20,603
- I mean, Jesus, I would have been
- gone so fucking fast if I hadn't
- 546
- 00:33:20,605 --> 00:33:22,105
- been so scared you would
- do the same thing to me.
- 547
- 00:33:22,107 --> 00:33:23,205
- No,
- I would never.
- 548
- 00:33:23,207 --> 00:33:27,779
- Really?
- 549
- 00:33:55,740 --> 00:34:00,609
- Hey dipshit, you forget to throw
- these overboard on purpose?
- 550
- 00:34:00,611 --> 00:34:04,249
- I must
- have forgot.
- 551
- 00:34:12,690 --> 00:34:15,694
- Damn it.
- 552
- 00:34:27,339 --> 00:34:30,942
- Alright, this is
- what we've got left.
- 553
- 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,213
- That tuna could
- have come in handy.
- 554
- 00:34:38,215 --> 00:34:39,315
- That tuna
- was a weapon.
- 555
- 00:34:39,317 --> 00:34:41,750
- This is all
- the water?
- 556
- 00:34:41,752 --> 00:34:43,619
- There's nothing left in
- the showers, nothing?
- 557
- 00:34:43,621 --> 00:34:44,887
- We didn't
- fill the tanks.
- 558
- 00:34:44,889 --> 00:34:47,290
- I thought it
- was a day trip.
- 559
- 00:34:47,292 --> 00:34:50,293
- Look, this is gonna keep
- us OK for a couple days.
- 560
- 00:34:50,295 --> 00:34:51,393
- It's not the food
- I'm worried about.
- 561
- 00:34:51,395 --> 00:34:52,695
- Why not?
- 562
- 00:34:52,697 --> 00:34:53,762
- You can go for
- ages without food.
- 563
- 00:34:53,764 --> 00:34:56,165
- Without water,
- less than a week.
- 564
- 00:34:56,167 --> 00:34:58,034
- Huh?
- 565
- 00:34:58,036 --> 00:34:59,969
- I could share some other
- things I learned in school,
- 566
- 00:34:59,971 --> 00:35:01,237
- but why
- bother, right?
- 567
- 00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:02,971
- I'll just make sure to ask you
- when it's time to wipe my ass.
- 568
- 00:35:02,973 --> 00:35:04,040
- Yeah.
- 569
- 00:35:04,042 --> 00:35:05,108
- What about
- the toilet?
- 570
- 00:35:05,110 --> 00:35:06,175
- You mean
- where you belong?
- 571
- 00:35:06,177 --> 00:35:07,242
- The water
- in it.
- 572
- 00:35:07,244 --> 00:35:08,311
- It's salt water.
- 573
- 00:35:08,313 --> 00:35:09,378
- We could
- distill it.
- 574
- 00:35:09,380 --> 00:35:10,646
- No, the
- still's propane.
- 575
- 00:35:10,648 --> 00:35:11,581
- We don't
- have propane.
- 576
- 00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:12,782
- So literally nothing
- on this boat works?
- 577
- 00:35:12,784 --> 00:35:14,050
- I thought it
- was a day trip.
- 578
- 00:35:14,052 --> 00:35:15,317
- What about
- the life raft?
- 579
- 00:35:15,319 --> 00:35:16,786
- We popped that
- inner tubing.
- 580
- 00:35:16,788 --> 00:35:18,087
- Fuck's sake.
- 581
- 00:35:18,089 --> 00:35:19,889
- I didn't anticipate having
- to discard everything
- 582
- 00:35:19,891 --> 00:35:21,690
- in an effort to
- ensure my safety.
- 583
- 00:35:21,692 --> 00:35:22,824
- OK, we can start
- swimming to shore.
- 584
- 00:35:22,826 --> 00:35:23,893
- It's too far.
- 585
- 00:35:23,895 --> 00:35:24,994
- How do you
- know that?
- 586
- 00:35:24,996 --> 00:35:26,262
- It's too far.
- 587
- 00:35:26,264 --> 00:35:27,362
- You know at Jaws at the end of
- the movie, when the two are just
- 588
- 00:35:27,364 --> 00:35:29,398
- swimming in the ocean,
- after they killed the shark.
- 589
- 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,800
- Those fuckers are
- dead, straight up.
- 590
- 00:35:31,802 --> 00:35:33,335
- So wait,
- get going.
- 591
- 00:35:33,337 --> 00:35:34,670
- Fuck off.
- 592
- 00:35:34,672 --> 00:35:37,072
- So what
- you're saying
- 593
- 00:35:37,074 --> 00:35:38,074
- is we're
- screwed?
- 594
- 00:35:38,076 --> 00:35:41,244
- No, there's a bunch of
- shipping lanes out here,
- 595
- 00:35:41,246 --> 00:35:42,344
- someone's bound
- to spot us.
- 596
- 00:35:42,346 --> 00:35:43,378
- You sure?
- 597
- 00:35:43,380 --> 00:35:44,681
- Pretty sure.
- 598
- 00:35:44,683 --> 00:35:45,715
- Give me odds,
- I want odds.
- 599
- 00:35:45,717 --> 00:35:48,985
- 90/10.
- 600
- 00:35:48,987 --> 00:35:50,353
- 10 being no
- shipping boats?
- 601
- 00:35:50,355 --> 00:35:53,723
- Yeah.
- 602
- 00:35:53,725 --> 00:35:59,094
- OK, well 90% I'm rescued,
- that's not so bad.
- 603
- 00:36:06,705 --> 00:36:09,404
- <i>As the chapter title
- so eloquently states,</i>
- 604
- 00:36:09,406 --> 00:36:12,308
- <i>our trio had fallen on
- a stretch of bad luck,</i>
- 605
- 00:36:12,310 --> 00:36:15,244
- <i>but as an experienced sailor
- such as myself would tell you,</i>
- 606
- 00:36:15,246 --> 00:36:18,380
- <i>superstitions on a
- boat are a powerful thing,</i>
- 607
- 00:36:18,382 --> 00:36:21,717
- <i>and these three had been
- inadvertently pushing their luk</i>
- 608
- 00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,253
- <i>from the very start,
- and here's why,</i>
- 609
- 00:36:24,255 --> 00:36:26,855
- <i>first of all they all set sail
- on the Friday of a long weeken,</i>
- 610
- 00:36:26,857 --> 00:36:28,391
- <i>when less ships
- would be departing.</i>
- 611
- 00:36:28,393 --> 00:36:30,726
- <i>It's also terrible luck
- to sail on a Friday,</i>
- 612
- 00:36:30,728 --> 00:36:32,427
- <i>as this was the day
- Christ was crucified.</i>
- 613
- 00:36:32,429 --> 00:36:34,864
- <i>Then Richard stepped on
- board with his left foot</i>
- 614
- 00:36:34,866 --> 00:36:36,465
- <i>rather than
- his right.</i>
- 615
- 00:36:36,467 --> 00:36:38,433
- <i>Red haired people are also
- considered bad luck on a boat.</i>
- 616
- 00:36:38,435 --> 00:36:40,136
- <i>Don't know why,
- they just are.</i>
- 617
- 00:36:40,138 --> 00:36:41,237
- <i>You're also not
- supposed to bring</i>
- 618
- 00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:42,804
- <i>anyone named
- Jonah on board.</i>
- 619
- 00:36:42,806 --> 00:36:44,139
- <i>When the group threw
- everything off the boat,</i>
- 620
- 00:36:44,141 --> 00:36:46,375
- <i>they even tossed a
- metal albatross statue.</i>
- 621
- 00:36:46,377 --> 00:36:48,009
- <i>A bigtime
- no-no,</i>
- 622
- 00:36:48,011 --> 00:36:49,746
- <i>as they're supposed to
- host the souls of dead sailors.</i>
- 623
- 00:36:49,748 --> 00:36:51,748
- <i>Having a black bag on
- the boat represents death</i>
- 624
- 00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:53,315
- <i>and the depths
- of the sea.</i>
- 625
- 00:36:53,317 --> 00:36:55,884
- <i>And bananas on board are a bad
- omen for a multitude of reason.</i>
- 626
- 00:37:00,058 --> 00:37:03,058
- <i>So when no shipping
- boats appeared,</i>
- 627
- 00:37:03,060 --> 00:37:06,329
- <i>no rain fell to
- catch and drink,</i>
- 628
- 00:37:06,331 --> 00:37:12,034
- <i>and the current pulled them
- further into the Atlantic Ocea,</i>
- 629
- 00:37:12,036 --> 00:37:15,904
- <i>they flirted with yet
- another form of friendship,</i>
- 630
- 00:37:15,906 --> 00:37:17,806
- <i>friendship of survival,</i>
- 631
- 00:37:17,808 --> 00:37:20,342
- <i>in which you either
- work together,</i>
- 632
- 00:37:20,344 --> 00:37:23,179
- <i>or you're
- (censored).</i>
- 633
- 00:37:39,797 --> 00:37:41,230
- Dude, this is
- impossible.
- 634
- 00:37:47,839 --> 00:37:50,973
- If only we had,
- say, a harpoon.
- 635
- 00:37:50,975 --> 00:37:53,942
- Spear gun.
- 636
- 00:37:53,944 --> 00:37:55,545
- This is
- useless.
- 637
- 00:37:55,547 --> 00:37:57,346
- Come to
- daddy, baby.
- 638
- 00:37:59,116 --> 00:38:01,550
- <i>Oh, and one last no no on
- a boat, don't kill seagulls.</i>
- 639
- 00:38:01,552 --> 00:38:03,485
- <i>That's a real
- bad one too.</i>
- 640
- 00:38:03,487 --> 00:38:06,054
- No
- fucking way.
- 641
- 00:39:36,179 --> 00:39:40,049
- So this is what you
- learned at school?
- 642
- 00:39:40,051 --> 00:39:41,550
- No, I got this from
- Richard Parker.
- 643
- 00:39:41,552 --> 00:39:42,617
- Who?
- 644
- 00:39:42,619 --> 00:39:43,686
- The lion
- from Life of Pi.
- 645
- 00:39:43,688 --> 00:39:45,054
- Tiger.
- 646
- 00:39:45,056 --> 00:39:46,322
- But yeah.
- 647
- 00:39:46,324 --> 00:39:48,456
- Author got the idea
- from Edgar Allen Poe,
- 648
- 00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:50,326
- and I have
- 649
- 00:39:50,328 --> 00:39:55,297
- had a boyfriend
- named Richard.
- 650
- 00:39:55,299 --> 00:39:56,498
- OK.
- 651
- 00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:59,601
- So in like the 1800s, Poe
- wrote a book about a shipwreck,
- 652
- 00:39:59,603 --> 00:40:01,938
- so these guys get
- stuck in a lifeboat.
- 653
- 00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:04,172
- Out of food and water,
- but they capture a sea turtle
- 654
- 00:40:04,174 --> 00:40:05,373
- and drink its
- blood to survive.
- 655
- 00:40:05,375 --> 00:40:07,610
- So let me get this straight,
- you're getting your survival
- 656
- 00:40:07,612 --> 00:40:13,049
- tips from the same guy who wrote
- about the spaghetti monster.
- 657
- 00:40:13,051 --> 00:40:15,116
- OK, so they drink the
- sea turtle's blood.
- 658
- 00:40:21,993 --> 00:40:25,360
- Again,
- this is a story.
- 659
- 00:40:25,362 --> 00:40:28,630
- So the sea turtle
- nourishes them for a while,
- 660
- 00:40:28,632 --> 00:40:30,266
- but it's
- not enough.
- 661
- 00:40:30,268 --> 00:40:31,599
- And they can't
- catch any more turtles,
- 662
- 00:40:31,601 --> 00:40:33,168
- and after a few
- days they realize
- 663
- 00:40:33,170 --> 00:40:34,536
- that if they don't get
- anything to eat or drink
- 664
- 00:40:34,538 --> 00:40:37,239
- ASAP,
- they'll die.
- 665
- 00:40:37,241 --> 00:40:39,275
- So they decided to draw
- straws on who's gonna
- 666
- 00:40:39,277 --> 00:40:42,244
- sacrifice themselves so
- the other two can live.
- 667
- 00:40:42,246 --> 00:40:44,112
- So they
- draw straws.
- 668
- 00:40:49,987 --> 00:40:54,223
- And this one cabin boy
- gets the short stick.
- 669
- 00:40:54,225 --> 00:40:57,525
- The boy sacrifices himself, and
- the other two drink his blood,
- 670
- 00:40:57,527 --> 00:40:59,996
- eat him, and they're
- rescued a few days later,
- 671
- 00:40:59,998 --> 00:41:01,197
- and live
- happily ever after.
- 672
- 00:41:01,199 --> 00:41:04,065
- Minus the mental trauma of
- eating their friend, correct?
- 673
- 00:41:04,067 --> 00:41:06,569
- His name?
- 674
- 00:41:06,571 --> 00:41:07,636
- Richard Parker.
- 675
- 00:41:07,638 --> 00:41:11,440
- Again, fiction.
- 676
- 00:41:11,442 --> 00:41:14,009
- So, like 50 years later,
- off the coast of England,
- 677
- 00:41:14,011 --> 00:41:15,643
- I think,
- there's a shipwreck.
- 678
- 00:41:15,645 --> 00:41:18,547
- And these three guys
- get stuck on a lifeboat.
- 679
- 00:41:18,549 --> 00:41:20,282
- Fiction or
- real this time?
- 680
- 00:41:20,284 --> 00:41:23,552
- Real.
- 681
- 00:41:23,554 --> 00:41:26,154
- So just like in the book,
- they end up capturing
- 682
- 00:41:26,156 --> 00:41:28,424
- a sea turtle and drinking
- its blood to survive,
- 683
- 00:41:28,426 --> 00:41:32,027
- and just like
- in the book,
- 684
- 00:41:32,029 --> 00:41:34,230
- it's not enough,
- 685
- 00:41:34,232 --> 00:41:36,565
- so they decided
- to draw straws.
- 686
- 00:41:56,721 --> 00:42:00,155
- The young man who
- got the short stick,
- 687
- 00:42:00,157 --> 00:42:01,357
- Richard.
- 688
- 00:42:01,359 --> 00:42:03,726
- No.
- 689
- 00:42:03,728 --> 00:42:05,527
- Parker.
- 690
- 00:42:05,529 --> 00:42:08,130
- That's why the tiger's name is
- Richard Parker in Life of Pi,
- 691
- 00:42:08,132 --> 00:42:09,431
- because of this
- crazy coincidence.
- 692
- 00:42:09,433 --> 00:42:13,536
- You do realize, though, that the
- moral of this story seems to be
- 693
- 00:42:13,538 --> 00:42:17,239
- that drinking seagull blood
- is not gonna be enough.
- 694
- 00:42:17,241 --> 00:42:18,474
- We're gonna have to
- sacrifice one of us
- 695
- 00:42:18,476 --> 00:42:20,742
- for the good
- of the group.
- 696
- 00:42:29,353 --> 00:42:32,755
- Well,
- 697
- 00:42:32,757 --> 00:42:35,627
- cheers.
- 698
- 00:42:50,775 --> 00:42:56,281
- Why did I
- suggest this?
- 699
- 00:42:57,514 --> 00:42:59,817
- OK.
- 700
- 00:43:05,156 --> 00:43:08,791
- Ugh.
- 701
- 00:43:08,793 --> 00:43:11,393
- How long would this
- actually help us?
- 702
- 00:43:11,395 --> 00:43:12,427
- I mean,
- this can't be safe.
- 703
- 00:43:12,429 --> 00:43:13,795
- Safe enough,
- and I don't know.
- 704
- 00:43:13,797 --> 00:43:15,130
- Just drink it,
- you pussy.
- 705
- 00:43:15,132 --> 00:43:16,165
- Look, I don't
- think I can.
- 706
- 00:43:16,167 --> 00:43:17,233
- Alright,
- give it here.
- 707
- 00:43:17,235 --> 00:43:18,300
- No,
- it's not that bad.
- 708
- 00:43:18,302 --> 00:43:19,367
- No,
- it really is.
- 709
- 00:43:19,369 --> 00:43:20,402
- Seriously,
- if you don't want it.
- 710
- 00:43:20,404 --> 00:43:21,503
- Stop, stop it.
- 711
- 00:43:21,505 --> 00:43:23,507
- It's not bad.
- 712
- 00:43:41,659 --> 00:43:42,757
- What a waste.
- 713
- 00:43:42,759 --> 00:43:43,925
- Oh God.
- 714
- 00:43:43,927 --> 00:43:44,960
- Oh God,
- that's awful.
- 715
- 00:43:44,962 --> 00:43:47,829
- I need something to get
- this taste out of mouth.
- 716
- 00:43:47,831 --> 00:43:49,697
- You've got ocean water,
- you've got motor oil.
- 717
- 00:43:49,699 --> 00:43:50,733
- Urine.
- 718
- 00:43:50,735 --> 00:43:51,833
- You can
- still go?
- 719
- 00:43:51,835 --> 00:43:52,768
- I haven't
- for days.
- 720
- 00:43:52,770 --> 00:43:54,170
- I almost would drink
- piss at this point.
- 721
- 00:43:54,172 --> 00:43:56,572
- Wait.
- 722
- 00:43:56,574 --> 00:43:58,574
- I'm kidding,
- I'm not drinking piss.
- 723
- 00:43:58,576 --> 00:44:00,308
- I hope you forgot
- to throw this out.
- 724
- 00:44:00,310 --> 00:44:03,712
- And not
- motor oil.
- 725
- 00:44:03,714 --> 00:44:06,447
- From when we
- bought the boat.
- 726
- 00:44:06,449 --> 00:44:09,184
- You couldn't remember that
- before the fucking seagull.
- 727
- 00:44:09,186 --> 00:44:12,320
- I forgot
- about it.
- 728
- 00:44:12,322 --> 00:44:13,621
- Would this
- dehydrate me more?
- 729
- 00:44:13,623 --> 00:44:16,324
- Alcohol while lost at sea
- was not in my curriculum.
- 730
- 00:44:16,326 --> 00:44:19,228
- Fuck it.
- 731
- 00:44:19,230 --> 00:44:20,895
- Easy tiger,
- come on.
- 732
- 00:44:20,897 --> 00:44:22,331
- Hey, hey,
- hey, come on.
- 733
- 00:44:22,333 --> 00:44:24,933
- Over here,
- come to mama.
- 734
- 00:44:24,935 --> 00:44:26,571
- Oh.
- 735
- 00:44:28,906 --> 00:44:33,208
- Oh.
- 736
- 00:44:33,210 --> 00:44:36,612
- I love Scotch,
- suddenly.
- 737
- 00:44:36,614 --> 00:44:37,679
- Hey, where
- are you going?
- 738
- 00:44:37,681 --> 00:44:38,746
- I'll give it,
- I'll give.
- 739
- 00:44:38,748 --> 00:44:39,815
- Hey, hey!
- 740
- 00:44:39,817 --> 00:44:40,916
- Listen to me.
- 741
- 00:44:40,918 --> 00:44:48,791
- I'll give it, once you
- or you tell me how and when
- 742
- 00:44:48,793 --> 00:44:50,558
- y'all
- started fucking.
- 743
- 00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,860
- Dude, come on,
- this is.
- 744
- 00:44:51,862 --> 00:44:53,494
- Uh uh.
- 745
- 00:44:53,496 --> 00:44:55,864
- No one gets another drop
- until someone tells me.
- 746
- 00:44:55,866 --> 00:44:57,398
- And what's knowing
- gonna do at this point?
- 747
- 00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,634
- I'm not mad anymore,
- I swear to God.
- 748
- 00:44:59,636 --> 00:45:01,936
- I got my Even Steven,
- got bigger problems now.
- 749
- 00:45:01,938 --> 00:45:07,279
- I just
- wanna know.
- 750
- 00:45:09,647 --> 00:45:11,713
- New Years.
- 751
- 00:45:11,715 --> 00:45:15,686
- Hand it over.
- 752
- 00:45:24,828 --> 00:45:27,395
- You passed out for
- the millionth time,
- 753
- 00:45:27,397 --> 00:45:31,967
- and Jay and I were up
- cleaning for the millionth time,
- 754
- 00:45:31,969 --> 00:45:36,471
- he knew I was upset,
- and it just happened.
- 755
- 00:45:36,473 --> 00:45:38,607
- I was also
- really drunk.
- 756
- 00:45:38,609 --> 00:45:43,411
- Well don't make it sound
- like I took advantage of you.
- 757
- 00:45:43,413 --> 00:45:45,947
- Does that
- make it better?
- 758
- 00:45:45,949 --> 00:45:47,049
- How
- many times?
- 759
- 00:45:47,051 --> 00:45:50,451
- Just the once,
- I swear.
- 760
- 00:45:50,453 --> 00:45:54,690
- What'd I catch you
- guys arguing about?
- 761
- 00:45:54,692 --> 00:45:55,757
- We.
- 762
- 00:45:55,759 --> 00:45:59,561
- No, you.
- 763
- 00:45:59,563 --> 00:46:01,700
- I wanna hear
- it from you.
- 764
- 00:46:06,436 --> 00:46:08,440
- She and I, we.
- 765
- 00:46:24,455 --> 00:46:27,456
- You know,
- 766
- 00:46:27,458 --> 00:46:31,726
- when you
- dropped those urns,
- 767
- 00:46:31,728 --> 00:46:33,762
- I was just
- sitting there,
- 768
- 00:46:33,764 --> 00:46:41,904
- staring at them, and thinking,
- why aren't I more upset?
- 769
- 00:46:41,906 --> 00:46:43,639
- That this pile of
- shit on the ground is
- 770
- 00:46:43,641 --> 00:46:48,409
- what's left of
- my parents, right?
- 771
- 00:46:48,411 --> 00:46:53,014
- And I just
- didn't care.
- 772
- 00:46:53,016 --> 00:46:56,351
- There was no
- nostalgia, nothing.
- 773
- 00:46:56,353 --> 00:46:58,052
- I just.
- 774
- 00:47:07,063 --> 00:47:10,366
- I just thought we could
- take off together is all.
- 775
- 00:47:13,871 --> 00:47:18,940
- But she said
- if we did,
- 776
- 00:47:18,942 --> 00:47:21,677
- you or your dad
- would come after us.
- 777
- 00:47:24,681 --> 00:47:26,648
- That's the truth.
- 778
- 00:47:57,781 --> 00:47:59,681
- Hey,
- who was better?
- 779
- 00:47:59,683 --> 00:48:00,681
- What?
- 780
- 00:48:00,683 --> 00:48:01,717
- In bed.
- 781
- 00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:02,784
- Seriously?
- 782
- 00:48:02,786 --> 00:48:03,819
- No, I mean it,
- who was better?
- 783
- 00:48:03,821 --> 00:48:04,954
- Dude, you're
- just asking for it.
- 784
- 00:48:04,956 --> 00:48:07,855
- Hey, I'm not mad anymore,
- come on, this is cathartic.
- 785
- 00:48:07,857 --> 00:48:09,991
- Seriously, if we're all
- gonna fucking die out here,
- 786
- 00:48:09,993 --> 00:48:11,793
- then who gives
- a fuck, right?
- 787
- 00:48:11,795 --> 00:48:13,661
- Come on.
- 788
- 00:48:13,663 --> 00:48:14,762
- Ugh.
- 789
- 00:48:14,764 --> 00:48:16,431
- Give it.
- 790
- 00:48:16,433 --> 00:48:18,833
- Alright, but no
- fighting, either of you.
- 791
- 00:48:18,835 --> 00:48:19,867
- This is gonna
- be good, huh?
- 792
- 00:48:19,869 --> 00:48:20,969
- This is stupid.
- 793
- 00:48:20,971 --> 00:48:22,003
- No, who gives
- a shit, come on.
- 794
- 00:48:22,005 --> 00:48:23,137
- It's funny.
- 795
- 00:48:23,139 --> 00:48:24,440
- Sorry.
- 796
- 00:48:24,442 --> 00:48:26,608
- For what?
- 797
- 00:48:26,610 --> 00:48:27,675
- He's better.
- 798
- 00:48:27,677 --> 00:48:29,811
- - Yes!
- - What?
- 799
- 00:48:29,813 --> 00:48:30,846
- - It's not important.
- - Well it is to me.
- 800
- 00:48:30,848 --> 00:48:31,980
- Am I bad?
- 801
- 00:48:31,982 --> 00:48:32,980
- No, no, no.
- 802
- 00:48:32,982 --> 00:48:35,050
- He's just.
- 803
- 00:48:35,052 --> 00:48:36,717
- Ha ha.
- 804
- 00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:39,454
- This is some bullshit,
- I'm a disadvantage here,
- 805
- 00:48:39,456 --> 00:48:42,123
- he knows all your,
- all your stuff,
- 806
- 00:48:42,125 --> 00:48:43,491
- and if I ever
- got a chance to.
- 807
- 00:48:43,493 --> 00:48:44,559
- I said sorry.
- 808
- 00:48:44,561 --> 00:48:45,594
- If you just told
- me what you like.
- 809
- 00:48:45,596 --> 00:48:47,695
- No, no, no,
- it's not that.
- 810
- 00:48:47,697 --> 00:48:48,764
- Shut up.
- 811
- 00:48:48,766 --> 00:48:49,864
- And you,
- you weren't.
- 812
- 00:48:49,866 --> 00:48:50,733
- I'll take you to
- the desk right now,
- 813
- 00:48:50,735 --> 00:48:52,000
- and I'll change
- your mind right now.
- 814
- 00:48:52,002 --> 00:48:53,501
- I wouldn't
- be able to.
- 815
- 00:48:53,503 --> 00:48:55,137
- Why the
- hell not?
- 816
- 00:48:55,139 --> 00:48:57,206
- You're,
- you're too soft.
- 817
- 00:48:57,208 --> 00:48:59,141
- Soft?
- 818
- 00:48:59,143 --> 00:49:00,241
- Soft?
- 819
- 00:49:00,243 --> 00:49:01,277
- I'm so
- glad I asked.
- 820
- 00:49:01,279 --> 00:49:04,779
- You got your moves from
- the softcore channel.
- 821
- 00:49:04,781 --> 00:49:05,880
- That's enough.
- 822
- 00:49:05,882 --> 00:49:06,915
- Enough.
- 823
- 00:49:06,917 --> 00:49:08,016
- You're vanilla.
- 824
- 00:49:08,018 --> 00:49:09,083
- Vanilla?
- 825
- 00:49:09,085 --> 00:49:11,520
- Yeah.
- 826
- 00:49:11,522 --> 00:49:12,654
- Are you
- fucking with me?
- 827
- 00:49:12,656 --> 00:49:15,023
- Very vanilla for someone who
- has sex with prostitutes.
- 828
- 00:49:15,025 --> 00:49:16,757
- One time, that
- happened one fucking.
- 829
- 00:49:16,759 --> 00:49:20,628
- Vanilla goes with everything,
- it's a classic.
- 830
- 00:49:20,630 --> 00:49:22,197
- Everybody likes, it goes
- along with everything.
- 831
- 00:49:22,199 --> 00:49:24,532
- You want mint chocolate chip
- when it's a special occasion,
- 832
- 00:49:24,534 --> 00:49:26,534
- but you don't want to eat
- that every fucking day.
- 833
- 00:49:26,536 --> 00:49:28,170
- Jay, Jay,
- vanilla is fine.
- 834
- 00:49:28,172 --> 00:49:31,572
- A lot of girls
- really like vanilla.
- 835
- 00:49:31,574 --> 00:49:33,708
- Isn't that what everybody wants,
- the safe, reliable,
- 836
- 00:49:33,710 --> 00:49:35,076
- vanilla flavor, put a
- little bit of fudge or something
- 837
- 00:49:35,078 --> 00:49:37,145
- on top
- or something.
- 838
- 00:49:37,147 --> 00:49:38,447
- Shut the
- fuck up.
- 839
- 00:49:38,449 --> 00:49:42,217
- Jay, I cheated on my long-term
- boyfriend with his best friend.
- 840
- 00:49:42,219 --> 00:49:45,052
- Finally it's articulated,
- we got it out.
- 841
- 00:49:45,054 --> 00:49:46,788
- I can guarantee you,
- the last thing I was
- 842
- 00:49:46,790 --> 00:49:50,161
- looking for was
- classic, safe vanilla.
- 843
- 00:49:55,900 --> 00:49:56,965
- I can't
- believe this.
- 844
- 00:49:56,967 --> 00:49:59,000
- I said sorry.
- 845
- 00:49:59,002 --> 00:50:03,204
- Oh, hey,
- gear down big rig.
- 846
- 00:50:03,206 --> 00:50:06,808
- Fuck it, you know what,
- you got a weird sex face.
- 847
- 00:50:06,810 --> 00:50:07,708
- A what?
- 848
- 00:50:07,710 --> 00:50:09,110
- You heard me, your
- sex face is strange.
- 849
- 00:50:09,112 --> 00:50:10,279
- It's
- fucking weird.
- 850
- 00:50:10,281 --> 00:50:12,780
- Right? It's like you're
- about to sneeze at all times.
- 851
- 00:50:12,782 --> 00:50:13,815
- What?
- 852
- 00:50:13,817 --> 00:50:14,949
- It's like.
- 853
- 00:50:14,951 --> 00:50:16,018
- That's it.
- 854
- 00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:17,953
- I do not
- do that.
- 855
- 00:50:17,955 --> 00:50:20,121
- Yes you do,
- she absolutely does it.
- 856
- 00:50:20,123 --> 00:50:24,092
- You know what, when you're
- on top you sweat so much
- 857
- 00:50:24,094 --> 00:50:25,326
- it's like I'm
- taking a shower.
- 858
- 00:50:25,328 --> 00:50:26,695
- Ew.
- 859
- 00:50:26,697 --> 00:50:27,829
- It's not
- that bad.
- 860
- 00:50:27,831 --> 00:50:30,599
- I feel like covering my
- face with a towel sometimes,
- 861
- 00:50:30,601 --> 00:50:32,567
- because there's
- just like a monsoon.
- 862
- 00:50:32,569 --> 00:50:35,704
- of Richard just
- raining down upon me.
- 863
- 00:50:35,706 --> 00:50:38,105
- A monsoon.
- 864
- 00:50:38,107 --> 00:50:39,741
- Tsunami.
- 865
- 00:50:39,743 --> 00:50:41,777
- Nasty,
- it's nasty.
- 866
- 00:50:41,779 --> 00:50:42,844
- That's
- fucked up, man.
- 867
- 00:50:42,846 --> 00:50:45,750
- You need to
- get that checked.
- 868
- 00:50:50,119 --> 00:50:52,186
- Vanilla.
- 869
- 00:50:52,188 --> 00:50:54,623
- Vanilla.
- 870
- 00:50:54,625 --> 00:50:56,257
- Fuck me.
- 871
- 00:50:56,259 --> 00:50:59,860
- Fuck.
- 872
- 00:50:59,862 --> 00:51:03,600
- Careful
- with that.
- 873
- 00:51:05,268 --> 00:51:06,867
- That can't
- be good.
- 874
- 00:51:06,869 --> 00:51:09,607
- Let me see.
- 875
- 00:51:11,275 --> 00:51:13,074
- OK, go, go,
- salt water, go.
- 876
- 00:51:13,076 --> 00:51:15,844
- No, the salt water
- isn't doing shit.
- 877
- 00:51:15,846 --> 00:51:16,712
- Hand me
- the Scotch.
- 878
- 00:51:16,714 --> 00:51:18,012
- No, no, we're not
- wasting it on that,
- 879
- 00:51:18,014 --> 00:51:18,846
- the salt water
- is the same thing.
- 880
- 00:51:18,848 --> 00:51:20,815
- It's the same thing
- as salt water.
- 881
- 00:51:20,817 --> 00:51:21,849
- Go.
- 882
- 00:51:21,851 --> 00:51:22,918
- Go.
- 883
- 00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:23,985
- Go.
- 884
- 00:51:23,987 --> 00:51:27,591
- Fine.
- 885
- 00:51:28,759 --> 00:51:32,630
- I think
- I'm drunk.
- 886
- 00:51:36,065 --> 00:51:38,032
- Monsoon Richard.
- 887
- 00:51:38,034 --> 00:51:42,574
- Ha ha ha.
- 888
- 00:51:46,043 --> 00:51:50,945
- Hey, true or not, I appreciate
- the vote of confidence.
- 889
- 00:51:50,947 --> 00:51:53,081
- Why would I
- lie about that?
- 890
- 00:51:53,083 --> 00:51:59,920
- I don't know, maybe you feel bad
- about the way it all went down.
- 891
- 00:51:59,922 --> 00:52:01,959
- I don't
- feel bad.
- 892
- 00:52:11,335 --> 00:52:14,839
- Did you kill her,
- or did your dad?
- 893
- 00:52:21,779 --> 00:52:24,945
- I thought we were
- putting it all out there.
- 894
- 00:52:29,219 --> 00:52:33,822
- I already told you,
- we didn't do it.
- 895
- 00:53:29,779 --> 00:53:31,512
- Fuck!
- 896
- 00:53:31,514 --> 00:53:33,280
- Fucking,
- fucking hurts.
- 897
- 00:53:33,282 --> 00:53:34,416
- It hurts.
- 898
- 00:53:34,418 --> 00:53:37,085
- Jay!
- 899
- 00:53:37,087 --> 00:53:38,052
- It's gonna
- be alright.
- 900
- 00:53:38,054 --> 00:53:39,788
- You're probably just
- hungry and thirsty dude.
- 901
- 00:53:39,790 --> 00:53:40,788
- I don't know if it
- was the fucking bird
- 902
- 00:53:40,790 --> 00:53:42,958
- or the Scotch or what,
- but it fucking hurts.
- 903
- 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:44,291
- Oh shit.
- 904
- 00:53:44,293 --> 00:53:46,161
- Holy fuck.
- 905
- 00:53:46,163 --> 00:53:47,829
- That's fucking
- bad, isn't it?
- 906
- 00:53:47,831 --> 00:53:48,929
- Sacha,
- what do we do?
- 907
- 00:53:48,931 --> 00:53:51,299
- We usually treat infections
- like this antibiotics.
- 908
- 00:53:51,301 --> 00:53:54,436
- Well, when we
- don't have those?
- 909
- 00:53:57,406 --> 00:54:01,076
- We gotta stop the infection
- from reaching his heart.
- 910
- 00:54:01,078 --> 00:54:03,311
- You mean we?
- 911
- 00:54:03,313 --> 00:54:04,311
- No, no, no.
- 912
- 00:54:04,313 --> 00:54:05,579
- Are
- you serious?
- 913
- 00:54:05,581 --> 00:54:06,547
- I don't know how else to stop
- the infection from spreading.
- 914
- 00:54:06,549 --> 00:54:11,085
- No, no, no, we don't
- even have any knives.
- 915
- 00:54:11,087 --> 00:54:12,186
- Sacha, stop!
- 916
- 00:54:12,188 --> 00:54:13,322
- He's fucking
- dying, Richard.
- 917
- 00:54:13,324 --> 00:54:16,791
- Look, I'm right here, I'm
- not fucking dying, I'm good.
- 918
- 00:54:16,793 --> 00:54:18,058
- Couldn't this kill
- him too, I mean,
- 919
- 00:54:18,060 --> 00:54:20,161
- when the new cut
- gets infected?
- 920
- 00:54:20,163 --> 00:54:23,197
- I know you two can hear me,
- look, I'm fine, I swear.
- 921
- 00:54:23,199 --> 00:54:26,233
- Look, look,
- look, look.
- 922
- 00:54:30,540 --> 00:54:35,811
- Ahhh.
- 923
- 00:54:38,214 --> 00:54:42,483
- Oh fuck, it feels like there's
- ants crawling in my veins.
- 924
- 00:54:42,485 --> 00:54:44,820
- Jay, Jay,
- Jay, Jay.
- 925
- 00:54:44,822 --> 00:54:46,087
- If we don't
- do this,
- 926
- 00:54:46,089 --> 00:54:55,096
- if this reaches your heart or
- your brain, you're dead, 100%.
- 927
- 00:54:55,098 --> 00:54:57,364
- Be brave.
- 928
- 00:55:14,585 --> 00:55:15,851
- Richard,
- give me your belt.
- 929
- 00:55:15,853 --> 00:55:16,951
- What did
- he say?
- 930
- 00:55:16,953 --> 00:55:17,985
- Nothing,
- just give me your belt.
- 931
- 00:55:17,987 --> 00:55:19,119
- What did
- he say?
- 932
- 00:55:19,121 --> 00:55:20,121
- Just fucking
- help me.
- 933
- 00:55:31,969 --> 00:55:34,536
- Ready?
- 934
- 00:55:39,342 --> 00:55:40,545
- Wait!
- 935
- 00:55:45,181 --> 00:55:47,882
- OK, now
- you can go.
- 936
- 00:55:47,884 --> 00:55:48,884
- Seriously?
- 937
- 00:55:48,886 --> 00:55:50,284
- Look,
- I'm fucking thirsty.
- 938
- 00:55:50,286 --> 00:55:52,954
- His blood
- could be toxic.
- 939
- 00:55:52,956 --> 00:55:54,422
- I don't fucking
- know any more.
- 940
- 00:55:56,326 --> 00:55:58,025
- Oh my God.
- 941
- 00:56:01,665 --> 00:56:03,431
- Richard!
- 942
- 00:56:03,433 --> 00:56:06,067
- Oh, fuck!
- 943
- 00:56:10,674 --> 00:56:12,440
- Fuck off dude!
- 944
- 00:56:12,442 --> 00:56:13,574
- Richard, where's
- the God damn tape?
- 945
- 00:56:13,576 --> 00:56:14,909
- I don't know.
- 946
- 00:56:14,911 --> 00:56:17,212
- Fuck off.
- 947
- 00:56:35,331 --> 00:56:38,199
- That was a terrible
- fucking idea.
- 948
- 00:56:41,638 --> 00:56:43,003
- Hey.
- 949
- 00:56:43,005 --> 00:56:44,505
- Can I have some?
- 950
- 00:56:44,507 --> 00:56:47,208
- I told you.
- 951
- 00:56:49,011 --> 00:56:52,313
- Idiot.
- 952
- 00:56:52,315 --> 00:56:54,349
- Come on!
- 953
- 00:57:48,772 --> 00:57:49,871
- Fuck.
- 954
- 00:57:49,873 --> 00:57:53,074
- I don't know, I still
- can't figure this shit out.
- 955
- 00:57:53,076 --> 00:57:55,043
- I think he
- has sepsis.
- 956
- 00:57:55,045 --> 00:57:56,744
- What?
- 957
- 00:57:56,746 --> 00:58:03,150
- Blood poisoning.
- 958
- 00:58:03,152 --> 00:58:07,021
- Hey,
- if he dies,
- 959
- 00:58:07,023 --> 00:58:09,556
- can we?
- 960
- 00:58:09,558 --> 00:58:11,692
- What?
- 961
- 00:58:11,694 --> 00:58:14,362
- What?
- 962
- 00:58:14,364 --> 00:58:16,530
- Is he
- edible?
- 963
- 00:58:16,532 --> 00:58:18,266
- No.
- 964
- 00:58:18,268 --> 00:58:20,067
- No, as in he's
- not edible, or no?
- 965
- 00:58:20,069 --> 00:58:21,770
- No, as in we're
- not eating anybody.
- 966
- 00:58:21,772 --> 00:58:23,771
- Sacha,
- what the fuck?
- 967
- 00:58:23,773 --> 00:58:30,078
- I can raise one of the
- straws so you don't pick it.
- 968
- 00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:31,545
- You two
- deserve each other.
- 969
- 00:58:31,547 --> 00:58:33,313
- What?
- 970
- 00:58:33,315 --> 00:58:36,317
- Do you want to know what he
- whispered to me last night?
- 971
- 00:58:36,319 --> 00:58:37,317
- He asked me if
- I thought about
- 972
- 00:58:37,319 --> 00:58:42,056
- using the glass shard
- on you instead of him.
- 973
- 00:59:55,331 --> 00:59:58,866
- Fuck!
- 974
- 00:59:58,868 --> 01:00:00,668
- It's OK.
- 975
- 01:00:00,670 --> 01:00:02,670
- You're gonna
- be alright.
- 976
- 01:00:10,714 --> 01:00:14,282
- Deep breaths, OK.
- 977
- 01:00:14,284 --> 01:00:16,650
- Deep breaths.
- 978
- 01:00:16,652 --> 01:00:18,552
- Just breathe.
- 979
- 01:00:18,554 --> 01:00:21,221
- Yeah, OK.
- 980
- 01:00:21,223 --> 01:00:25,425
- OK.
- 981
- 01:00:25,427 --> 01:00:28,929
- You're not being honest
- with me, are you?
- 982
- 01:00:28,931 --> 01:00:32,866
- What?
- 983
- 01:00:32,868 --> 01:00:36,170
- Richard Parker.
- 984
- 01:00:39,375 --> 01:00:44,545
- Don't you think it's
- time we draw straws?
- 985
- 01:00:44,547 --> 01:00:49,217
- I'm on my way out if
- something doesn't change soon.
- 986
- 01:00:49,219 --> 01:00:50,451
- If I don't eat or
- drink something soon,
- 987
- 01:00:50,453 --> 01:00:53,454
- I'm gonna
- die, right?
- 988
- 01:00:53,456 --> 01:00:55,190
- It's me
- you're gonna eat.
- 989
- 01:00:55,192 --> 01:00:56,424
- No, no,
- that won't be a problem.
- 990
- 01:00:56,426 --> 01:00:58,192
- I heard that,
- you fuck.
- 991
- 01:00:58,194 --> 01:00:59,860
- I also heard what
- you said last night.
- 992
- 01:00:59,862 --> 01:01:02,230
- You're the one dying,
- why don't you be a man
- 993
- 01:01:02,232 --> 01:01:04,398
- for once and
- volunteer yourself.
- 994
- 01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:06,867
- We wouldn't even be here right
- now if it wasn't for you.
- 995
- 01:01:06,869 --> 01:01:08,536
- Oh, whatever crush
- you're harboring,
- 996
- 01:01:08,538 --> 01:01:11,206
- let it go dude,
- it's fucking embarrassing.
- 997
- 01:01:11,208 --> 01:01:12,174
- No, you're
- embarrassing.
- 998
- 01:01:12,176 --> 01:01:13,875
- You had your shot man,
- she didn't pick you.
- 999
- 01:01:13,877 --> 01:01:16,777
- No, but I wouldn't fuck
- around on her, would I?
- 1000
- 01:01:16,779 --> 01:01:18,045
- You hear
- that Sacha?
- 1001
- 01:01:18,047 --> 01:01:22,386
- Even after what happened last
- year, he still cheats on you.
- 1002
- 01:01:25,388 --> 01:01:26,420
- You're a
- fucking idiot.
- 1003
- 01:01:26,422 --> 01:01:27,922
- I'm the idiot?
- 1004
- 01:01:27,924 --> 01:01:29,523
- All of that shit
- you pulled that year,
- 1005
- 01:01:29,525 --> 01:01:30,891
- and you still couldn't
- learn your fucking lesson.
- 1006
- 01:01:30,893 --> 01:01:32,226
- Just tell her
- you love her, huh.
- 1007
- 01:01:32,228 --> 01:01:33,360
- I would do
- anything for her.
- 1008
- 01:01:33,362 --> 01:01:36,496
- Well you most certainly
- did do anything.
- 1009
- 01:01:37,900 --> 01:01:39,567
- You're so chivalrous,
- why don't you tell her
- 1010
- 01:01:39,569 --> 01:01:43,337
- what you
- did to my ex.
- 1011
- 01:01:43,339 --> 01:01:44,605
- What?
- 1012
- 01:01:44,607 --> 01:01:48,009
- Wait, that can't
- be right, can it?
- 1013
- 01:01:48,011 --> 01:01:51,779
- You're the
- mistreated nice guy.
- 1014
- 01:01:51,781 --> 01:01:53,014
- Fuck is
- going on, guys?
- 1015
- 01:01:53,016 --> 01:01:58,518
- You hate me, you're scared of
- me for what you think I did.
- 1016
- 01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:01,521
- Way to run right into
- the real psycho's arms.
- 1017
- 01:02:08,331 --> 01:02:10,697
- Jay?
- 1018
- 01:02:15,839 --> 01:02:16,938
- Sacha.
- 1019
- 01:02:16,940 --> 01:02:19,706
- Sacha, I.
- 1020
- 01:02:21,710 --> 01:02:26,547
- Look, I knew if
- you left it was over.
- 1021
- 01:02:26,549 --> 01:02:28,882
- The three of us wouldn't hang
- out, and you would be gone.
- 1022
- 01:02:28,884 --> 01:02:31,585
- You wouldn't be
- around anymore.
- 1023
- 01:02:37,293 --> 01:02:41,029
- I was gonna try and convince
- her to get rid of the baby,
- 1024
- 01:02:41,031 --> 01:02:45,565
- but she,
- 1025
- 01:02:45,567 --> 01:02:48,335
- she wouldn't
- listen, OK?
- 1026
- 01:02:48,337 --> 01:02:52,840
- It was
- an accident.
- 1027
- 01:02:56,913 --> 01:02:58,579
- Hey, hey, hey.
- 1028
- 01:02:58,581 --> 01:02:59,447
- No, no.
- 1029
- 01:02:59,449 --> 01:03:01,715
- I was just trying
- to keep us together.
- 1030
- 01:03:01,717 --> 01:03:03,483
- But I'm the
- asshole, right?
- 1031
- 01:03:03,485 --> 01:03:04,686
- He's the
- gentleman?
- 1032
- 01:03:04,688 --> 01:03:06,387
- You just use us,
- that's all you do.
- 1033
- 01:03:06,389 --> 01:03:07,889
- I spend all my
- money on you guys.
- 1034
- 01:03:07,891 --> 01:03:10,491
- You'd never leave your mom's
- basement if it wasn't for me.
- 1035
- 01:03:10,493 --> 01:03:11,992
- You do all that
- shit for you.
- 1036
- 01:03:11,994 --> 01:03:13,628
- Not us.
- 1037
- 01:03:13,630 --> 01:03:18,599
- So you can have a good fucking
- time, you selfish prick.
- 1038
- 01:03:18,601 --> 01:03:21,735
- I have nothing.
- 1039
- 01:03:21,737 --> 01:03:25,473
- My family
- left me nothing.
- 1040
- 01:03:25,475 --> 01:03:31,945
- I never asked you for
- anything, you never offered.
- 1041
- 01:03:31,947 --> 01:03:39,753
- You have no idea what it's
- like to work for everything.
- 1042
- 01:03:50,567 --> 01:03:53,034
- I think we
- should draw straws.
- 1043
- 01:04:45,855 --> 01:04:48,989
- OK.
- 1044
- 01:04:48,991 --> 01:04:54,996
- Before we start,
- everyone clear on the rules?
- 1045
- 01:05:07,710 --> 01:05:10,710
- No begging.
- 1046
- 01:05:10,712 --> 01:05:13,447
- No pleading.
- 1047
- 01:05:13,449 --> 01:05:19,822
- This is so the other two
- can continue to live.
- 1048
- 01:05:26,462 --> 01:05:31,567
- You first.
- 1049
- 01:05:38,574 --> 01:05:42,178
- Pick.
- 1050
- 01:05:55,625 --> 01:05:58,529
- Alright Jay.
- 1051
- 01:06:05,168 --> 01:06:07,938
- Fuck you.
- 1052
- 01:06:27,257 --> 01:06:29,657
- Fucking
- Richard Parker.
- 1053
- 01:06:29,659 --> 01:06:32,125
- Wait, dude.
- 1054
- 01:06:32,127 --> 01:06:33,194
- We can't
- let her do this.
- 1055
- 01:06:33,196 --> 01:06:34,262
- We said
- no pleading.
- 1056
- 01:06:34,264 --> 01:06:36,600
- You're not the one
- who's pleading.
- 1057
- 01:06:40,302 --> 01:06:41,735
- You're just gonna
- let her do this?
- 1058
- 01:06:41,737 --> 01:06:46,076
- Fucking off yourself
- if you're so offended.
- 1059
- 01:06:48,076 --> 01:06:50,513
- I didn't
- think so.
- 1060
- 01:06:58,987 --> 01:07:03,527
- Can you do
- it yourself?
- 1061
- 01:07:17,739 --> 01:07:19,072
- OK.
- 1062
- 01:07:19,074 --> 01:07:21,978
- OK.
- 1063
- 01:07:24,714 --> 01:07:33,087
- We'll draw straws
- again to see who has to
- 1064
- 01:07:33,089 --> 01:07:37,060
- take her out.
- 1065
- 01:07:46,268 --> 01:07:47,335
- I'll do it.
- 1066
- 01:07:47,337 --> 01:07:53,741
- What?
- 1067
- 01:07:53,743 --> 01:07:58,012
- You get to
- pick this time.
- 1068
- 01:07:58,014 --> 01:08:00,684
- Even Steven.
- 1069
- 01:08:04,753 --> 01:08:09,223
- Pick Rich.
- 1070
- 01:08:09,225 --> 01:08:12,061
- Pick.
- 1071
- 01:08:28,210 --> 01:08:29,310
- Hmm.
- 1072
- 01:08:47,195 --> 01:08:50,930
- You always have to
- come up even, don't you?
- 1073
- 01:09:03,812 --> 01:09:06,380
- I don't want
- to do this.
- 1074
- 01:09:06,382 --> 01:09:08,785
- Just get it
- over with.
- 1075
- 01:09:14,257 --> 01:09:15,355
- No.
- 1076
- 01:09:15,357 --> 01:09:16,390
- This is what
- we said we'd do.
- 1077
- 01:09:16,392 --> 01:09:17,957
- No.
- 1078
- 01:09:23,098 --> 01:09:26,766
- You fuck.
- 1079
- 01:09:37,713 --> 01:09:40,149
- We had
- a deal.
- 1080
- 01:09:57,032 --> 01:09:59,734
- Hey.
- 1081
- 01:10:07,410 --> 01:10:09,143
- You OK?
- 1082
- 01:10:15,752 --> 01:10:18,752
- Oh.
- 1083
- 01:10:21,790 --> 01:10:24,158
- You hungry?
- 1084
- 01:10:30,098 --> 01:10:32,433
- Come on.
- 1085
- 01:10:50,186 --> 01:10:53,220
- Stay here.
- 1086
- 01:11:07,270 --> 01:11:09,936
- I found this when I was
- looking for the golf club.
- 1087
- 01:11:09,938 --> 01:11:10,904
- I need her
- help finding it.
- 1088
- 01:11:10,906 --> 01:11:13,808
- He doesn't need shit,
- you're staying here.
- 1089
- 01:11:24,486 --> 01:11:25,952
- Here, sit.
- 1090
- 01:11:25,954 --> 01:11:27,954
- Sit.
- 1091
- 01:11:32,895 --> 01:11:34,994
- Check this out.
- 1092
- 01:11:38,234 --> 01:11:41,100
- Excuse me.
- 1093
- 01:11:56,118 --> 01:11:57,984
- The fuse box
- is in there.
- 1094
- 01:12:04,427 --> 01:12:06,527
- I pulled
- the ignition.
- 1095
- 01:12:06,529 --> 01:12:09,997
- This little guy is why
- the boat wouldn't start.
- 1096
- 01:12:12,901 --> 01:12:17,238
- It gave us a chance
- to get rid of him.
- 1097
- 01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:20,107
- For the
- lie detector.
- 1098
- 01:12:20,109 --> 01:12:24,612
- You were
- so good.
- 1099
- 01:12:24,614 --> 01:12:28,549
- Spirit of God and that Richard
- Parker shit, such a good idea.
- 1100
- 01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:33,319
- Just.
- 1101
- 01:12:33,321 --> 01:12:36,422
- Just shitty
- luck with my arm.
- 1102
- 01:12:36,424 --> 01:12:39,359
- And you pulling
- the short straw.
- 1103
- 01:12:39,361 --> 01:12:42,296
- But didn't that just
- show how little he cared?
- 1104
- 01:12:42,298 --> 01:12:45,032
- How he was willing
- to let you die?
- 1105
- 01:12:52,575 --> 01:12:56,176
- None of that
- matters anymore.
- 1106
- 01:12:56,178 --> 01:12:58,912
- We can run
- away now.
- 1107
- 01:12:58,914 --> 01:13:01,180
- Together.
- 1108
- 01:13:04,186 --> 01:13:07,054
- You
- said that.
- 1109
- 01:13:07,056 --> 01:13:11,558
- You said that we're
- gonna run away together.
- 1110
- 01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:16,195
- You said that we could get
- the cash in his closet,
- 1111
- 01:13:16,197 --> 01:13:20,333
- and get
- out of here.
- 1112
- 01:13:20,335 --> 01:13:23,069
- You
- said that.
- 1113
- 01:13:26,241 --> 01:13:28,274
- I.
- 1114
- 01:13:28,276 --> 01:13:31,211
- I thought
- I said
- 1115
- 01:13:31,213 --> 01:13:33,613
- you could
- take the cash.
- 1116
- 01:13:40,088 --> 01:13:43,457
- You.
- 1117
- 01:13:43,459 --> 01:13:46,563
- You aren't
- gonna come?
- 1118
- 01:13:50,231 --> 01:13:52,334
- I.
- 1119
- 01:13:59,642 --> 01:14:04,377
- Of course
- I am.
- 1120
- 01:14:04,379 --> 01:14:06,380
- Of course.
- 1121
- 01:14:06,382 --> 01:14:10,184
- OK, now.
- 1122
- 01:14:10,186 --> 01:14:11,518
- Eat.
- 1123
- 01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:16,991
- I'll get us home as
- soon as possible.
- 1124
- 01:14:16,993 --> 01:14:20,027
- We'll just have to
- say we found the fuse
- 1125
- 01:14:20,029 --> 01:14:23,463
- after we
- drew straws,
- 1126
- 01:14:23,465 --> 01:14:25,631
- OK?
- 1127
- 01:14:25,633 --> 01:14:28,534
- OK.
- 1128
- 01:14:42,450 --> 01:14:46,220
- Don't worry,
- 1129
- 01:14:46,222 --> 01:14:48,689
- I'll get
- us home.
- 1130
- 01:16:09,370 --> 01:16:11,106
- You ready?
- 1131
- 01:16:30,459 --> 01:16:34,360
- Jesus, you do
- have a good punch.
- 1132
- 01:16:34,362 --> 01:16:36,363
- <i>You know
- someone once told me,</i>
- 1133
- 01:16:36,365 --> 01:16:39,533
- <i>the sea finds out
- everything you've done wrong,</i>
- 1134
- 01:16:39,535 --> 01:16:42,668
- <i>so between his bad luck
- name and his now public sins,</i>
- 1135
- 01:16:42,670 --> 01:16:44,805
- <i>I think it's
- fair to say</i>
- 1136
- 01:16:44,807 --> 01:16:47,077
- <i>Jonah had
- this coming.</i>
- 1137
- 01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:13,560
- <i>And while we still don't
- know the reason behind the</i>
- 1138
- 01:18:13,562 --> 01:18:18,232
- <i>red headed superstition, we do
- know that, for whatever reason,</i>
- 1139
- 01:18:18,234 --> 01:18:20,234
- <i>it definitely
- holds true.</i>
- 1140
- 01:18:44,860 --> 01:18:47,793
- Fuck.
- 1141
- 01:22:30,017 --> 01:22:32,018
- Moving on.
- 1142
- 01:22:32,020 --> 01:22:36,155
- Perfect, print it,
- let's go, alright.
- 1143
- 01:22:40,531 --> 01:22:42,578
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