The Blunt Blade of Love

* stardustBlockbuster began pestering arthurianNoblesse
stardustBlockbuster
hey dude
AGH
GOD DAMN IT
that stings
arthurianNoblesse
LILY>
HELLO>
stardustBlockbuster
sup
roland wont answer my messages
so i was wondering if youve heard from him lately
arthurianNoblesse
OH, no I Have not contacted him recently.
stardustBlockbuster
i get high off of an anemone ONCE and everything is different
fucking hell man
arthurianNoblesse
I"m terribly sorry, but what exactly did you do?
stardustBlockbuster
i got the snot kicked out of me by this weird
i touched an anemone
thats what i did
dont do that
it gets you high as hell
i dont even know what i did
arthurianNoblesse
OH, is that what was occurring earlier?
stardustBlockbuster
i just remember bits and pieces
...earlier?
hold on
you knew something weird was going on
did i text you while high
arthurianNoblesse
WE did have contact yes, your text was riddled with typing errors and you seemed rather more loose.
stardustBlockbuster
hold on im gonna reread this shit i sent people what the fuck
arthurianNoblesse
NO, there's no need for that.
stardustBlockbuster
what are these things i sent jakren
wtf
arthurianNoblesse
REally, I"m sure that there is nothing in there which you need to reread, particularly if you do not recall those events.
stardustBlockbuster
nah dude i gotta know
"You should stop worrying about the information stuff and just relaxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
haha did i really say this wtf
arthurianNoblesse
I Suppose that is your prerogative if you would like to do so.
YEs, you said a great deal of things.
stardustBlockbuster
im like a long ways away from shore
ive got nothing to do except wait
arthurianNoblesse
IS that meant to be interpreted metaphorically?
stardustBlockbuster
no
like
im literally in a boat
which is weird
this is the first time ive been in a boat
i dont think i much care for it
especially after a chunk of my shoulder was removed by some weird fish motherfucker
arthurianNoblesse
AH, I See, that is an unfortunate turn of events then.
stardustBlockbuster
i took his eyes and he exploded in a hundred grist
soooo worth it
arthurianNoblesse
YOu lost a chunk of your shoulder?
stardustBlockbuster
yeah
i got better though
arthurianNoblesse
YOu got better?
stardustBlockbuster
yeah
this fish things eyes healed me
im taking the other eye back with me and seeing if i can make more
arthurianNoblesse
AH, well then I Suppose that is lucky, although I Must express some concern over your having been injured.
stardustBlockbuster
actually here
* stardustBlockbuster sent the code for the Dagon Eye
stardustBlockbuster
just in case you get fucked up by an ogre while you kick its ass
arthurianNoblesse
AH, I Am sure this will come in use if it has the properties you mentioned. ALthough, I Hope to be doing less kicking of ogre asses in the future.
stardustBlockbuster
what
why
oh i see, youre moving on to bigger prey
i get you
dont get cocky kid
arthurianNoblesse
OH, no, nothing like that, I Am attempting to settle things peacefully with them instead.
stardustBlockbuster
what
what the fuck why
levi please
arthurianNoblesse
WEll, I Must admit, I Have not been wholly honest with you all.
stardustBlockbuster
these fuckers will kill you before they listen to reason
this guy took a bite out my shoulder and an ogre earlier made me fall into a spacial tear
arthurianNoblesse
THey don't do so out of choice, LIly.
stardustBlockbuster
bull shit
arthurianNoblesse
NO, it is true, did you not read JAkren's words on the memo?
stardustBlockbuster
yeah well jakrens a weird kid
arthurianNoblesse
I Must admit, I Felt doubt regarding it as well, and so I Contacted him.
stardustBlockbuster
maybe his lands quest revolves around working with his imps and whatever
but fishsticks over here was more than happy to spit some acid on me
yeah these guys have free will but their free will is to fight us
arthurianNoblesse
I Don't believe any of the underlings attack us out of malice, they are soldiers forced to fight for an evil tyrant.
stardustBlockbuster
yeah sure
and by yeah sure i mean are you out of your fucking head dude
arthurianNoblesse
I Suppose I Cannot fault you for feeling disbelief, but just moments ago I Was able to persuade an ogre to lay down his weapon.
stardustBlockbuster
hes biding his time
until he can get your trust and beat the hell out of you for being such a moron
arent you a knight levi
and vanquisher of evil monsters
arthurianNoblesse
I Am such, but I Do not believe he is such, firstly, I Am not entirely certain as to whether ogres are intelligent enough for such a maneuver, but also he has seemed nothing less than kind.
stardustBlockbuster
levi please
you are so trusting it hurts
stop being adorable
but also
stop trying to get yourself killed
ahh fuck what are these messages i sent to iris
arthurianNoblesse
I Am attempting no such thing, I Simply do not wish to slay creatures who are forced to fight against their will.
stardustBlockbuster
this is outright embarrassing
arthurianNoblesse
OH, I Would not worry terribly much about your actions in your conversations LIly, you were not in your right mind.
stardustBlockbuster
did i really talk about having you kill me
ffs
oh god im still going on about my crush for you
guess im not really over it yet B(
oh nonononononononono
god damn it
i told iris about god tiering
fuck you guilt
arthurianNoblesse
OH, well, I Reiterate, there is nothing to be ashamed of, you were simply not in your right mind.
stardustBlockbuster
ahhhhhHHHHHHH WHY DID I SAY THESE THINGS
THIS IS SO SO SO SO SO BAD
arthurianNoblesse
LIly, perhaps you should cease reading through them, I Do not wish for you to torment yourself by going over them.
stardustBlockbuster
no i have to
what if i leaked anything else
wait
i contacted you?
hold up
arthurianNoblesse
OH, yes you did, but nothing of note was said.
stardustBlockbuster
ah shit man
arthurianNoblesse
YOu certainly don't need to read through what was said there.
stardustBlockbuster
im so sorry my high self was coming on so strong
i know i must be annoying you by now
i can almost not understand a word of what im saying
arthurianNoblesse
IT is really no trouble, you were under the influence of unknown drugs, we cannot hold you responsible for those actions.
stardustBlockbuster
ok my high self was right about one thing
you should stop worrying
oh noooooooo
arthurianNoblesse
LIly, I Do not worry in excess, I Assure you.
stardustBlockbuster
i subjected you to so much
i mean
id like to be a mom
but i wouldnt want it to come off THAT way
arthurianNoblesse
OH, you have begun reading that section of our discourse.
LIly, you really do not need to read through it all.
stardustBlockbuster
man you were getting really frustrated
arthurianNoblesse
YEs, frustrated, that is what I Was.
THat is assuredly the emotion I Was feeling, and it was certainly directed towards your continued professions of love to me.
stardustBlockbuster
hahaha you got fabricio to talk to you?
arthurianNoblesse
THe fish man?
stardustBlockbuster
fabricios cool
jellyfish
big difference
arthurianNoblesse
WAit, are you able to read our conversation?
stardustBlockbuster
hahaha he was pesterin you so hard
duh it was on my phone numbnuts
arthurianNoblesse
LILY< PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CEASE READING THIS AT ONCE>
I"M SURE THERE ARE BETTER USES OF YOUR TIME>
stardustBlockbuster
hahaha you were so worried id hurt myself
thats so sweet of your
arthurianNoblesse
LIKE< I AM NOW FRIENDS WITH AN OGRE< PERHAPS WE SHOULD DISCUSS THAT INSTEAD>
stardustBlockbuster
:) genuine smile rn
arthurianNoblesse
AN OGRE LILY< YOU THINK THOSE ARE DANGEROUS AND I THINK THEY CAN BE OUR ALLIES>
stardustBlockbuster
I
Levi
...
arthurianNoblesse
IS THIS NOT A TOPIC WHICH WE SHOULD ARGUE REGARDING?
stardustBlockbuster
is it true
arthurianNoblesse
IS WHAT TRUE?
stardustBlockbuster
what you said
to fabricio
arthurianNoblesse
I
WOuld you believe me if i said no?
stardustBlockbuster
no
i
i just want you to say it yourself
to me
arthurianNoblesse
LIly, please.
stardustBlockbuster
Levi
no more lying
arthurianNoblesse
WE can just move on, you can be with IRis, you two can be happy together, without me.
stardustBlockbuster
please
im pleading to you from the bottom of my heart
Please.
arthurianNoblesse
I
arthurianNoblesse
i love you.
stardustBlockbuster
i love you too
i
arthurianNoblesse
I"m sorry.
stardustBlockbuster
its ok
i just
gotta think for a bit
bye
arthurianNoblesse
AU revoir.
* stardustBlockbuster ceased pestering arthurianNoblesse