Gara: ... So, uh, you can spend 3 AP to auto succeed a roll. Does that apply to untrained ones?
[9:39pm] Crowbar: An emergency first aid kit would have been handy
[9:40pm] Gara: Failing that, can I try an Academics to Medical roll?
[9:40pm] AgentFrost: Does survival work for life saving first aid?
[9:40pm] Alivi: Soulless:
[9:40pm] AgentFrost: seems like it would make sense
[9:40pm] Tehpillowstar: we have no medics
[9:40pm] Tehpillowstar: yeah
[9:40pm] Soulless: Alivi:  ?
[9:41pm] Alivi: the medic thing
[9:41pm] Proto_Lost: Tehpillowstar: The best runs are the ones with no chance of survival
[9:41pm] Alivi: these are good questions I have no answer.
[9:42pm] Tehpillowstar: heh
[9:42pm] Aphex_: can we assume?
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[9:42pm] Puppetmaster: "Rocks fall. Bill dies."
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[9:42pm] Jukse: Academics for group bonus + survival manu sounds good.
[9:42pm] Alivi: Gara: never heard of that
[9:42pm] Alivi: he cannot gain back health i dont think
[9:42pm] Gara: It exists, I do believe.
[9:42pm] Alivi: since no one has medical
[9:42pm] PetraCore: well
[9:42pm] Alivi: can you link me to it?
[9:43pm] PetraCore: they can stablize him, right?
[9:43pm] Jukse: Yeah, gaining back heath would require medical.
[9:43pm] PetraCore: so he doesn't lose more health?
[9:43pm] Puppetmaster: "This pool can be tapped for various actions during the course of a run: one AP is sufficient to tap an Aspect, while three can be spent to force a success on a single non-combat roll."
[9:43pm] Alivi: Well yea but he is incapped.
[9:43pm] Puppetmaster: He's right.
[9:43pm] Jukse: And that's a specialized thing.
[9:44pm] Alivi: he wouldnt
[9:44pm] Gara: So, no go?
[9:44pm] Alivi: we dont technically do bleed outs
[9:44pm] Jukse: Well, better hoof it, then.
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[9:45pm] Tehpillowstar: Alivi: ic fluff
[9:45pm] Strife: By my count that's a minimum of +11 just from Rick
[9:46pm] Tehpillowstar: but with no medical Bill's out for the count
[9:46pm] Gara: We can't bring him back for the fight
[9:46pm] Alivi: can i see everyone's sheets
[9:46pm] Gara: http://far-recon.wikidot.com/character:loren-steinburg
[9:46pm] Gara: But we might be able to evac him.
[9:46pm] Tehpillowstar: http://far-recon.wikidot.com/character:chloe-mayfield
[9:46pm] PaulS_laptop: do you need Bill's? XD
[9:46pm] Alivi: yes
[9:47pm] Tehpillowstar: We'll need to build a stretcher if he can't walk after this
[9:47pm] Proto_Lost: http://far-recon.wikidot.com/character:simon-cotterell
[9:47pm] Aphex_: http://far-recon.wikidot.com/character:collin-mccallahan
[9:47pm] Gara: Paul: We'll try are damndest to make sure he doesn't die.
[9:47pm] Proto_Lost: This is the part where I shit myself, as the GM asking to see sheets is like "ITS ONLY JUST BEGUN"
[9:47pm] Tehpillowstar: lol
[9:47pm] Alivi: PaulS_laptop: Strifey  AgentFrost
[9:47pm] Gara: Also: Fuck, Alivi, this is intense.
[9:47pm] AgentFrost: http://far-recon.wikidot.com/character:howard-king
[9:47pm] Strife: Http://far-recon. Wikidot.com/character:rick-Caiaphas
[9:48pm] Aphex_: Gara: Agreed.
[9:48pm] Strife: (Strife) Http://far-recon.Wikidot.com/character:rick-Caiaphas
[9:48pm] PaulS_laptop: Alivi: http://far-recon.wikidot.com/character:bill-tarik-smith
[9:48pm] Strife: Sorry, bit long to type from a phone
[9:49pm] Alivi: just doing some calculatinggggg
[9:50pm] Alivi: cuz geez. I might have to fiddle some stats
[9:50pm] Tehpillowstar: okay
[9:51pm] Alivi: i need to tune it down XD
[9:52pm] Strife: You don't say, Alivi :p
[9:52pm] Alivi: lol
[9:52pm] Alivi: Seriously.
[9:52pm] Alivi: You guys it is just gonna get harder from here.
[9:52pm] Puppetmaster: Oh sheeeit
[9:52pm] Alivi: i wasnt joking when I said it was hard
[9:52pm] AgentFrost: this is like harder than hard.
[9:52pm] AgentFrost: this is like insanity
[9:52pm] Tehpillowstar: It'll be even harder now that a guy's down
[9:52pm] Puppetmaster: This is why I didn't want to go
[9:52pm] Lucien: wow, maybe it was better my newbie missed it :P
[9:53pm] Gara: Puppet: We could've used you.
[9:53pm] Tehpillowstar: ^
[9:53pm] Puppetmaster: Yes.
[9:53pm] Puppetmaster: Yes you could've.
[9:53pm] Puppetmaster: :3
[9:53pm] Alivi: Well I tuned it down a bit
[9:53pm] Alivi: proceedddd
[9:53pm] Tehpillowstar: If three guys go down then people are fucjed
[9:53pm] Aphex_: Medics are always appreciated.
[9:53pm] Tehpillowstar: Not enough healthy people to carry them
[9:53pm] Tehpillowstar: Alivin you toned down tge difficulty?
[9:54pm] Alivi: I toned down the stats.
[9:54pm] Tehpillowstar: oh...
[9:54pm] Alivi: So instead of increasing like originally planned
[9:54pm] Alivi: It is now at the level.
[9:54pm] Strife: Fuck, if we like hard, bring down the rocks. I statted up a tank, is it needed?
[9:54pm] PaulS_laptop: I love the run, exceptt that the stats are hella high
[9:55pm] Alivi: I took the average of the people going
[9:55pm] Aphex_: ^^^
[9:55pm] Alivi: and based it off of that
[9:55pm] Tehpillowstar: So basically the stats will be the sameish?
[9:55pm] Tehpillowstar: Id lile to see some compels soon
[9:55pm] Alivi: lol
[9:56pm] Alivi: ive never compelled
[9:56pm] Gara: Again, Alivi on the manuver?
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[9:56pm] Alivi: ?
[9:56pm] Strife joined the chat room.
[9:56pm] Alivi: what manuver
[9:56pm] Gara: Stealth to Melee.
[9:57pm] Alivi: ….?
[9:57pm] Alivi: like where is this coming from
[9:57pm] Gara: Can I do that?
[9:57pm] Alivi: sure...
[9:57pm] Alivi: have you done a manuver before?
[9:57pm] Gara: Yes, I'm asking if you would allow that.
[9:58pm] Alivi: yes but you spend an AP
[9:58pm] Strife: What.
[9:58pm] Gara: "While maneuvers are similar in function to Aspects, they do not normally require the expenditure of AP for their use." ?
[9:58pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe now holds Tarik's rifle...I guess
[9:58pm] Strife: That's just wrong, Alivi
[9:59pm] Lucien: ouch
[9:59pm] Alivi: weird.
[9:59pm] Alivi: I was told wrong.
[9:59pm] Alivi: I mean
[9:59pm] Alivi: I was told the first is free
[10:00pm] Alivi: but the second one…is 1AP
[10:00pm] PaulS_laptop: Tehpillowstar: if she has perc, perc-ranged is a good maneuver
[10:00pm] Tehpillowstar: Her perc is 5
[10:00pm] Alivi: have you done stealth to melee before
[10:00pm] Alivi: or no?
[10:00pm] Tehpillowstar: Loren's gonna attack?
[10:00pm] Gara: No, I haven't done that.
[10:00pm] Alivi: Ok then it is free
[10:00pm] Strife: If it's a maneuver, the first skill doesn't actually do anything
[10:00pm] Gara: Loren's not going to attack, she's going to wait for something to go down, then tag it if it does.
[10:00pm] Strife: It's a flat +4
[10:01pm] PaulS_laptop: Alivi: I thought that was only if you're trying to apply the same maneuver roll again?
[10:02pm] Alivi: just forget it.
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[10:02pm] Alivi: apparently i misunderstood the whole thing when it was explained to me
[10:02pm] Tehpillowstar: ok
[10:02pm] Tehpillowstar: what about Rick's healing efforts?
[10:02pm] Alivi: there is no healing
[10:03pm] Snowshoe: You spend AP on a maneuver if it's something you want to maintain over several turns, and if that makes sense in the context of the maneuver. Lining up a headshot and then being shot at, for instance, you would have to spend an AP to keep focused.
[10:03pm] Snowshoe: Dunno if that helps
[10:03pm] Alivi: thanks Snowshoe
[10:03pm] Tehpillowstar: Alivi okay what about ic stopping the bleeding
[10:03pm] Alivi: already did
[10:03pm] Tehpillowstar: oh
[10:03pm] Alivi: [9:44pm] Alivi: You manage to stop the bleeding, however he is out cold.
[10:04pm] Tehpillowstar: didn't see that
[10:04pm] Alivi: its ok
[10:04pm] Tehpillowstar: i have to clear the backlogs occasionally otherwise it really slows down
[10:05pm] Tehpillowstar: on a phone
[10:06pm] Gara is now known as Garaway.
[10:06pm] Strife: Glacon doesn't like me
[10:07pm] PaulS_laptop: >find safehouse
[10:07pm] PaulS_laptop: >Kill everyone inside.
[10:08pm] Aphex_: "So much for your safety."
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[10:08pm] Puppetmaster: Jump out of the wheat with a shotgun. "Surprise, motherfuckers!"
[10:08pm] Tehpillowstar: With one poolboy down
[10:08pm] Nioki_AWAY is now known as Nioki.
[10:08pm] Tehpillowstar: And two having to carry him
[10:09pm] Garaway is now known as Gara.
[10:09pm] Tehpillowstar: We need to be very careful
[10:09pm] Tehpillowstar: And avoid confrontation
[10:09pm] Strife: There's three kids. They could kill us all in melee
[10:09pm] Wogglebug: inb4 tpk
[10:09pm] AgentFrost: Strife lol
[10:09pm] Crowbar: Stab em before they bite someone to death
[10:10pm] PaulS_laptop: they will kill us all in melee
[10:10pm] Alivi: oooo are you doing what I think you are doing????
[10:12pm] Alivi: Are you???
[10:12pm] Proto_Lost: Hmm?
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[10:14pm] Gara: I don't kno what you think we are doing.
[10:15pm] Strife: Splitting the party members.
[10:15pm] Alivi: ^
[10:15pm] Alivi: .y Emerald Rose Don't Split the Party
[10:15pm] Glacon: Alivi: Never Split The Party - length 3m 43s - rated 4.92/5.0 (1140) - 123,910 views - emeraldroseband on 2007.08.08 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=waa2ucfgVgQ
[10:15pm] Tehpillowstar: lol
[10:15pm] Puppetmaster: "Loren, both the kids pull sawed-offs. Pdef."
[10:15pm] Aphex_: Oh jesus.
[10:16pm] PaulS_laptop: Puppetmaster: they don't need to.
[10:16pm] PaulS_laptop: they have teeth of death
[10:16pm] Strife: Yeah
[10:16pm] Proto_Lost: "Chloe, you corner the mother who's an expert knifefighter. Roll to not die"
[10:17pm] Tehpillowstar: lol
[10:17pm] Tehpillowstar: Once Chloe and Loren meet back to the group
[10:17pm] Tehpillowstar: She'll suggest everyone to go the stealth way
[10:18pm] Tehpillowstar: Avoid confrontation
[10:18pm] Tehpillowstar: Since now there's only 3 agents ready to fight. The other two have to carry Bill
[10:18pm] Strife: Hey PaulS_Laptop. Bill uses a modified one point slings, right?
[10:18pm] Gara: Or we drop them, and execute.
[10:19pm] Gara: Him*
[10:19pm] Gara: It*
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[10:19pm] PaulS_laptop: Strife pretty much.
[10:19pm] PetraCore: ol
[10:19pm] PetraCore: more like
[10:19pm] Strife: Nah.
[10:19pm] PetraCore: you corner the mother who knows kung fu
[10:19pm] PetraCore: :P
[10:19pm] PetraCore: the children are knife fighters
[10:19pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe has left her canteen with Bill
[10:19pm] PetraCore: the adorabe kitten in a nearby bush is rabid
[10:19pm] PetraCore: have fun!
[10:19pm] PaulS_laptop: Strifeit, plus his ammo(mag pouches) is sort of a low profile rig. The rifle's sling is a length of paracord clipped to a D ring
[10:20pm] PaulS_laptop: Echo Style
[10:20pm] Strife: Cool cool man.
[10:20pm] Strife: Bill and Rick's stuff and the canteen are now a single object.
[10:21pm] Strife: It maxes out at four load.
[10:21pm] Tehpillowstar: I had Chloe drop the canteen so Alivi wouldn't slap me down with load penalties
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[10:21pm] Alivi: ?
[10:21pm] Alivi: there is load penalites?
[10:22pm] PetraCore: SPEAKING OF LOAD
[10:22pm] Strife: Rick will be carrying Bill as a single object across his back.
[10:22pm] Strife: With his equipment there as well
[10:22pm] Alivi: oo
[10:22pm] PetraCore: i need to give brigit a flashlight and a first aid kit.
[10:22pm] PetraCore: xD
[10:22pm] Tehpillowstar: She's carrying Bill's rifle and ammo to bring up the firepower
[10:22pm] PetraCore: or at least a bottle of alcohol disinfectant.
[10:22pm] PetraCore: and some bandages
[10:22pm] PetraCore: maybe not a full kit
[10:22pm] Strife: Manual puts that at four load, so Rick and Chloe will both be unencumbered.
[10:23pm] Strife: That's at least two load, Petra
[10:24pm] Tehpillowstar: I imagine the poolboys crawling in a golden field of tall wheat
[10:24pm] PetraCore: yeah
[10:24pm] PetraCore: she
[10:24pm] PetraCore: she's got 4 spare, I think.
[10:24pm] Puppetmaster: Brb, fill me in when I get back
[10:24pm] PetraCore: 3 spare
[10:24pm] PetraCore: hmmm
[10:24pm] PetraCore: is 11 out of 12 load pulling it close?
[10:25pm] PetraCore: should i just do the flashlight?
[10:25pm] Strife: Yeah, but Rick is within half a load of max, just in general
[10:25pm] PetraCore: hmmmm
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[10:26pm] PetraCore: she can always drop a wrench if she needs to clear up oad for herself.
[10:26pm] PetraCore: she's got like 2.
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[10:26pm] PetraCore: or her crowbar
[10:27pm] PaulS_laptop: PetraCore: pocket everything
[10:28pm] Strife: Cut things into pocket sizes, yeah m
[10:28pm] PetraCore: so go with the bandages and disinfectant?
[10:28pm] PetraCore: huh
[10:28pm] Strife: Or attach to Bill.
[10:28pm] PetraCore: pocket?
[10:30pm] PaulS_laptop: PetraCore: pocket system. A workaround for a clumsy load system that punishes characters for carrying the things they need to do their job. Items of loads under 1(which is arbitrary) can fit into a pocket where several of them count for only one point of load
[10:30pm] PaulS_laptop: see Bill's sheet for an example
[10:30pm] • Tehpillowstar waps PaulS_laptop
[10:30pm] PetraCore: huh
[10:31pm] PetraCore: i will take advantage of that tomorrow.
[10:31pm] PetraCore: brigit has 4 things with .5 load.
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[10:31pm] Gara: Heh.
[10:33pm] Tehpillowstar: Please have the dc be 5
[10:35pm] PaulS_laptop: Strife: I love you man
[10:35pm] Puppetmaster: Back, what's happened?
[10:36pm] Alivi: yep
[10:36pm] Alivi: sorry Tehpillowstar
[10:36pm] Strife: Really?
[10:36pm] Alivi: yea. better them then you.
[10:39pm] Puppetmaster: Aaaaaaaaaand she ded.
[10:39pm] Puppetmaster: ...
[10:39pm] Puppetmaster: Werewolves.
[10:39pm] Puppetmaster: Motherfucking werewolves.
[10:43pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe has not lost any body yet
[10:43pm] Alivi: lucky it may change tho
[10:43pm] Strife: Nor has Rick, actually
[10:43pm] PaulS_laptop: tpk
[10:44pm] Tehpillowstar: How much hp does everyone have rite nao
[10:44pm] Strife: 5/5 5/6 mind
[10:44pm] Proto_Lost: Simon's at 6
[10:44pm] Alivi: 0 for bill, -2 for howard
[10:44pm] Alivi: -1 for simon
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[10:44pm] Alivi: dundundunnn
[10:44pm] Tehpillowstar: TheRave
[10:44pm] Tehpillowstar: Bill's incapped
[10:45pm] Strife:  and being used as equipment
[10:45pm] TheRaven: Aw damn
[10:45pm] TheRaven: Anyone else in bad shape?
[10:45pm] Alivi: And they still havent finished.
[10:45pm] Strife: Jesus glacon
[10:45pm] TheRaven: How much longer?
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[10:46pm] Puppetmaster: .tell PresidentEvil http://i.imgur.com/F9aYBNr.jpg
[10:46pm] Glacon: Puppetmaster: I'll pass that along.
[10:46pm] Alivi: mmm last part
[10:46pm] TheRaven: Kewl
[10:46pm] Tehpillowstar: TheRaven howard's down  2 body
[10:47pm] Proto_Lost: :T
[10:47pm] Tehpillowstar: Simon can tank a lot of damage
[10:48pm] Proto_Lost: Yeah
[10:49pm] Tehpillowstar: pfft
[10:49pm] Proto_Lost: Jesus
[10:50pm] Puppetmaster: Jebus
[10:52pm] Puppetmaster: Alivi: :3
[10:52pm] Proto_Lost: Would Simon have a penatly to movement or is that just Rick
[10:52pm] Alivi: just rick since he is carrying two people
[10:52pm] Tehpillowstar: Rick is insanr
[10:53pm] Strife: He's now at his load limit
[10:53pm] Strife: Two 4v load objects
[10:53pm] Puppetmaster: RICK IS STRONG, LIKE BULL.
[10:53pm] Proto_Lost: RICK IS CREDIT TO TEAM
[10:53pm] Aphex_: Rick is STRONK, LIKE OX
[10:53pm] PetraCore: night
[10:53pm] Proto_Lost: Goodnight PetraCore
[10:53pm] Puppetmaster: Night
[10:53pm] Strife: G'night
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[10:54pm] AgentFrost: lol Howard and Chloe are just kind of standing there unloading their weapons.
[10:55pm] Strife: Damn that kid's fast.
[10:55pm] Gara: Yeah srsly.
[10:55pm] PaulS_laptop: we need to just hire these kids to be poolboys
[10:55pm] Aphex_: 2fast
[10:55pm] Strife: Yeah, tougher than anything
[10:55pm] AgentFrost: they already have the required emotional backstory of a poolboy
[10:56pm] Tehpillowstar: lol
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[10:56pm] PaulS_laptop: tough, fast, with hella melee. And they grow into amazing snipers.
[10:56pm] Strife: Faster than a speeding bullet
[10:56pm] Strife: Shit, we're on Krypton, guys.
[10:56pm] Aphex_: Holy shit, he's right.
[10:56pm] • Alivi claps
[10:56pm] PaulS_laptop: ...
[10:57pm] PaulS_laptop: it all makes sense
[10:57pm] Puppetmaster: "I'm not saying we kill hi-
[10:57pm] Puppetmaster: *BANG*
[10:57pm] Aphex_: Oops, finger slipped
[10:57pm] Alivi: PTSD FOR CHLOE
[10:57pm] Aphex_: or better yet.
[10:57pm] Gara: Whelp.
[10:58pm] AgentFrost: Howard is kind of like, well that escalated quickly.
[10:59pm] Proto_Lost: Says the guy who said LETS CAP THESE FOOLS
[10:59pm] Gara: Yeah.
[10:59pm] Gara: He's nicknamed Socio with good reason.
[10:59pm] AgentFrost: Proto_Lost: when he had a bullet in his back and people where just being stabbed to death everywhere
[10:59pm] AgentFrost: also a kid got sniped in the head
[11:00pm] Proto_Lost: Fair point
[11:00pm] Strife: Does Bill have a lighter?
[11:00pm] TheRaven: Man, if I'd gone on this one, I think it would've been either Taggart's absolute Crowning Moment of Badass, or the run where he gets killed.
[11:00pm] PaulS_laptop: Strife: he does indeedy
[11:00pm] PaulS_laptop: he also has flammable oil
[11:01pm] Tehpillowstar: TheRaven what would he do
[11:01pm] Tehpillowstar: WWTD
[11:01pm] Alivi: lol
[11:02pm] Tehpillowstar: what would taggart do
[11:02pm] PaulS_laptop: Strife: tere's a smallish bottle of oil on Bill as well. thick stuff, but it is indeed motor oil.
[11:02pm] Aphex_: oh damn
[11:02pm] TheRaven: He wouldn't have been knocked out at the beginning, since he's got a gas mask and always puts it on before entering the Pool
[11:03pm] Strife: He still could have suffocated
[11:03pm] TheRaven: And after Red Pool Prison Blues he basically decided that he's not gonna get captured by pool entities again, and neither will anyone else if he can help them.
[11:04pm] Aphex_: aannnddd I wasted a crit.
[11:04pm] Alivi: ugh
[11:04pm] Alivi: .-.
[11:05pm] Puppetmaster: PSA: +5 is not a crit.
[11:06pm] Tehpillowstar: It cloae enough
[11:06pm] Aphex_: Eh.
[11:06pm] Puppetmaster: Meanwhile, Simon's just like "Dafuq is wrong with yall."
[11:07pm] Tehpillowstar: I think Loren thinks of Chloe as either a dangerous loose cannon or fucking psychotic
[11:07pm] Gara: Nope.
[11:07pm] Strife: Rick is totally assuming that he's hiiiiiigh on morphine right now
[11:07pm] TheRaven: So in a nutshell, either he dies trying to hold off the boarding force, or through the power of Glacon manages to solo them, wakes the rest of the team up, and they absolutely ruin this shithole.
[11:07pm] Proto_Lost: It's funnier as they are exactly how he used to be when he was younger, more or less
[11:07pm] Tehpillowstar: lol
[11:08pm] Gara: At the moment, she gives less then a shit about what just went down, and more about getting how.
[11:08pm] AgentFrost: I know for a fact that Loren thinks Howard is a fucking psycho.
[11:08pm] Gara: Oh yeah.
[11:08pm] Gara: She thinks he is unfit.
[11:08pm] Gara: She doesn't want him on the team.
[11:08pm] Puppetmaster: That's because Howard /is/ a psycho :3
[11:09pm] Tehpillowstar: Loren doubts Chloe'a combat abilities
[11:09pm] PaulS_laptop: Howard is one of the few people who Bill agrees with
[11:09pm] PaulS_laptop: if it's attacking them, it's fucking hostile
[11:09pm] Tehpillowstar: Although I think I played it smart this time
[11:09pm] Gara: Oh, no the hell she doesn't. She knows Chloe is damn good at what she does.
[11:09pm] Gara: She questions the wisdom of some of the things she does,.
[11:10pm] Proto_Lost: Simon thinks Bill is incompetent
[11:10pm] Tehpillowstar: The extreme actions or the crazy shit
[11:10pm] Gara: Both.
[11:10pm] AgentFrost: what if I told you Howard was still outside?
[11:10pm] AgentFrost: which he is obviously not
[11:10pm] AgentFrost: but what if
[11:10pm] Alivi: no
[11:10pm] Alivi: I would murder you.
[11:10pm] AgentFrost: lol
[11:12pm] Tehpillowstar: I try to make all of Chloe's extreme actions explainable
[11:12pm] Alivi: agh
[11:12pm] Alivi: i missed that
[11:12pm] • Tehpillowstar patpats
[11:12pm] • Puppetmaster hugs
[11:13pm] Alivi: im sorry if you all hate this run
[11:13pm] Alivi: XD
[11:13pm] Tehpillowstar: I love it
[11:13pm] Puppetmaster: God damnit Rick.
[11:13pm] Aphex_: Rick pls
[11:13pm] PaulS_laptop: the run is fine. The DCs were rediculous
[11:14pm] Tehpillowstar: I like danger
[11:14pm] Gara: Yeah... 9s for everything is a /bit/ much.
[11:14pm] Gara: Those snipers man.
[11:14pm] Tehpillowstar: Incappd characters
[11:14pm] Alivi: I took the average of ya'lls highest fighting ability
[11:14pm] Alivi: averaged it
[11:14pm] Alivi: and then added
[11:14pm] Alivi: I warned you it would be hard.
[11:15pm] Proto_Lost: What? Nah, we don't hate it :D
[11:15pm] Gara: You did!
[11:15pm] PaulS_laptop: that's less challenge and more "you will lose the majority of the time, even when it's ridiculous"
[11:15pm] Gara: Nah this was good.
[11:15pm] Gara: Glacon didn't help.
[11:15pm] Alivi: im glad gara~
[11:15pm] Alivi: and yes
[11:15pm] PaulS_laptop: no offense, but +6 for a small child is /crazy/
[11:15pm] Alivi: He was 11
[11:15pm] Gara: Yeah, +6 for a small child is a bit OTT.
[11:15pm] AgentFrost: lol
[11:15pm] AgentFrost: Alivi: lol
[11:15pm] Alivi: almost a teen.
[11:15pm] Proto_Lost: You could say that he was pumped on adrenaline and /really/ keen on not dying
[11:15pm] Strife: +4 is average person who trains in job
[11:16pm] Strife: Kid was mma fighter.
[11:16pm] AgentFrost: Proto_Lost: well he did not succeed in that role
[11:16pm] Alivi: The kid had likely been training.
[11:16pm] Proto_Lost: Oh definitely
[11:16pm] Alivi: Not only that but he had desperation
[11:16pm] Strife: Also, despite Rick's utter rejection of reality, I'm having fun.
[11:16pm] Puppetmaster: Strife: Rick barely even knows June, actually. Why is she suddenly an idiot to him?
[11:16pm] Tehpillowstar: Poolboys will slaughter anyone who endangers them
[11:16pm] Strife: He beat an expert mercenary over half to death, Alivi
[11:16pm] Puppetmaster: I mean, he would have reason if he knew her.
[11:16pm] PaulS_laptop: "been training" really isn't enough to justify somebody who weighs maybe 100lbs soaking wet, in full gear, against a grown man
[11:17pm] PaulS_laptop: even one on the light side
[11:17pm] Strife: Because he doesn't know many people in Medical
[11:17pm] AgentFrost: wait, alivi, what kind of uniforms are they in.
[11:17pm] Alivi: expert mercenary was rolling bad.
[11:17pm] Alivi: School uniforms
[11:17pm] AgentFrost: lol
[11:17pm] PaulS_laptop: +6 is above most character's pdef
[11:17pm] PaulS_laptop: +6 is above most characters' offensive rolls
[11:17pm] PaulS_laptop: +9 is above /everybody's/
[11:17pm] Tehpillowstar: Actually i see 6 as the average for pdef
[11:18pm] Alivi: ^
[11:18pm] Gara: +9 isn't above Taggart's.
[11:18pm] Gara: But
[11:18pm] Gara: Lik
[11:18pm] Gara: He is special
[11:18pm] Tehpillowstar: But average for Poolboys
[11:18pm] Alivi: if you want I can continue to tone the last 2 down
[11:18pm] Tehpillowstar: Nah
[11:18pm] Alivi: Okay
[11:18pm] Tehpillowstar: I like to live dangerously
[11:18pm] Strife: Keep going, I'd say.
[11:18pm] Alivi: Alright ~
[11:18pm] PaulS_laptop: "hard" is one thing, but odds where you're unlikely to win if you /are/ rolling good is another
[11:18pm] Alivi: no take-backs
[11:18pm] AgentFrost: 1d10 HowardxunconciousBillxLaurenxChloexSimonxRickxlotsofschoolgirls
[11:18pm] Glacon: AgentFrost: HowardxunconciousBillxLaurenxChloexSimonxRickxlotsofschoolgirls: 8 (1d10=8)
[11:18pm] Strife: Someone should keep an eye so Rick doesn't tpk us.
[11:18pm] Proto_Lost: Keep going as it is
[11:18pm] AgentFrost: WHAT
[11:19pm] Gara: ...
[11:19pm] Alivi: lol
[11:19pm] Gara: Also
[11:19pm] Tehpillowstar: And not everyone is injured yt
[11:19pm] Gara: Who's Lauren?
[11:19pm] Tehpillowstar: Loren
[11:19pm] Gara: :|
[11:19pm] Strife: He is still assuming that he's on Morphine.
[11:19pm] AgentFrost: *whoops
[11:19pm] Tehpillowstar: Loren Loren Loren
[11:19pm] AgentFrost: Loren
[11:19pm] AgentFrost: mb
[11:19pm] Puppetmaster: Loren.
[11:19pm] Gara: Stop pinging me!
[11:19pm] Puppetmaster: Loren.
[11:19pm] Strife: And June has poor taste in movies
[11:19pm] Tehpillowstar: Also Gara it's been a long time since you made tge Lauren/Loren thing
[11:19pm] Puppetmaster: Strife: What.
[11:20pm] Gara: I know!
[11:20pm] Strife: Why would you show someone on Morphine battle Royale.
[11:20pm] AgentFrost:  1d10 HowardxunconciousBillx *Loren* xChloexSimonxRickxlotsofschoolgirls
[11:20pm] AgentFrost: 1d10
[11:20pm] Glacon: AgentFrost: 9 (1d10=9)
[11:20pm] AgentFrost: :>
[11:20pm] Puppetmaster: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
[11:20pm] Gara: Maybe if he's into bloodplay or something, because Loren has a knife.
[11:21pm] Lucien: .ch sej notices others, sej oblivious
[11:21pm] Glacon: Lucien: sej oblivious
[11:23pm] AgentFrost: Sure we'll help you *D* efeat them
[11:25pm] Proto_Lost: Wait a minute
[11:25pm] Proto_Lost: This is a boss fountain
[11:25pm] Strife: Not Chloe
[11:25pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe /did/ question the old man
[11:25pm] Strife left the chat room. (Connection reset by peer)
[11:26pm] Strife26 joined the chat room.
[11:26pm] Strife26: Rick won't accept "let's shoot the civies"
[11:27pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe does what she think is necessary. She knows that the old man was both in pain and injured thanks to her tackle.
[11:28pm] Alivi: This should be over quickly.
[11:28pm] Proto_Lost: "...fuck I think we left him in the field"
[11:28pm] Tehpillowstar: lol
[11:28pm] Gara: Ha ha ha ah
[11:29pm] Alivi: debating on just being like nopw
[11:29pm] Strife26: Then everyone wouldn't be inside
[11:29pm] TheRaven: That would be okay I think, Alivi
[11:30pm] Alivi: mm
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[11:30pm] Dexanote was promoted to half-operator by ChanServ.
[11:30pm] Tehpillowstar: why is rick talking about morphine
[11:30pm] PaulS_laptop: Tehpillowstar: he doesn't handle Wierd Shit well
[11:30pm] Strife26: His worldview collapsed
[11:30pm] Alivi: he thinks he is on drugs.
[11:30pm] Strife26: Aspect number one, he's assuming that it's not real m
[11:31pm] Strife26: Nah, he does weird shit fine
[11:32pm] Puppetmaster: Dayum, Chloe.
[11:33pm] AgentFlowers: encouragement http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEjgPh4SEmU
[11:33pm] Glacon: AgentFlowers: Eye of the tiger -Lyrics- - length 4m 29s - rated 4.87/5.0 (91331) - 29,851,421 views - ricarudo95 on 2009.04.26
[11:33pm] Strife26: .y white rabbit lyrics
[11:33pm] Glacon: Strife26: "White Rabbit"-Jefferson Airplane Lyrics - length 2m 38s - rated 4.93/5.0 (4004) - 775,127 views - lyricstothemusic on 2009.12.15 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=hWWsfrfq69A
[11:34pm] Alivi: stupid stats
[11:34pm] Puppetmaster: What the fuck kind of badger is this.
[11:34pm] TheRaven: Honey badger
[11:34pm] Puppetmaster: Climbing on walls and shit.
[11:35pm] Tehpillowstar: Does Rick have the ap left?
[11:35pm] Alivi: .q add Puppetmaster Puppetmaster: What the fuck kind of badger is this. Climbing on walls and shit.
[11:35pm] Glacon: Alivi: quote added.
[11:35pm] Alivi: I dont know
[11:35pm] Strife26: Sneak maneuver
[11:35pm] Tehpillowstar: ok
[11:36pm] Puppetmaster: Alivi: :D
[11:36pm] Alivi: ?
[11:36pm] Puppetmaster: Nothing.
[11:38pm] Alivi: yes the badger is chortling
[11:39pm] Proto_Lost: Ufufufufufu4
[11:39pm] Gara: Oh shit.
[11:39pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe fucking destroys it
[11:40pm] AgentFrost: we all know what kind of badger this is
[11:41pm] Puppetmaster: ASSHOLE badger.
[11:41pm] AgentFrost: .y honey badger
[11:41pm] Glacon: AgentFrost: The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall) - length 3m 21s - rated 4.90/5.0 (306679) - 62,203,063 views - czg123 on 2011.01.18 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
[11:41pm] Lucien left the chat room. (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[11:41pm] Puppetmaster: Raven beat you to it, Frost.
[11:41pm] Alivi: Badger- Well known partner of the Bear, enjoys making maps and pictures using the blood vessels and nerves and muscle from it's victims.
[11:41pm] AgentFrost: wait really
[11:41pm] AgentFrost: goddamit raven
[11:41pm] Alivi: [11:34pm] Puppetmaster: What the fuck kind of badger is this.
[11:41pm] Alivi: [11:34pm] TheRaven: Honey badger
[11:41pm] Alivi: [11:34pm] Puppetmaster: Climbing on walls and shit.
[11:41pm] AgentFlowers: I swear to god, I only have a place in the senior yearbook class of 2007 because when a bunch of us were in Switzerland, it was that particular bar's 90s night and I won us all a round of smirnoff because I knew all the moves for Ice Ice Baby
[11:42pm] Proto_Lost: ...Awesome
[11:42pm] Puppetmaster: ... Alright then.
[11:42pm] Alivi: ….coolstory
[11:42pm] Strife26: The person who sold me my phone today sang that whole song while I was in line today. . .
[11:43pm] Strife26: Alivi, is it the poolboy's turn?
[11:43pm] Tehpillowstar: Howard, Collin, Loren, Rick, Chloe, Bill, Simon
[11:43pm] Alivi: ya
[11:43pm] Tehpillowstar: That's seven peoole
[11:44pm] Tehpillowstar: i say we sacrifice howard and collin
[11:44pm] Aphex_: buh.
[11:44pm] AgentFrost: lolnope
[11:44pm] Gara: Howard and Bill.
[11:44pm] Gara: Fuck up and the meat.
[11:44pm] AgentFrost: I will go out shooting
[11:44pm] Lucien joined the chat room.
[11:44pm] Gara: Even if he is dragged out by security?
[11:45pm] AgentFrost: ?
[11:45pm] AgentFrost: I will shoot them too
[11:45pm] AgentFrost: Blood for the blood god
[11:45pm] AgentFrost: and so on
[11:46pm] Tehpillowstar: Where does that come from
[11:46pm] AgentFrost: And Howard is not the biggest fuck up
[11:46pm] Tehpillowstar: x for the x god, y for the y throne
[11:46pm] Puppetmaster: I'm not saying who to sacrifice, but I'd say Bill and Howard are the most /likely/
[11:46pm] Strife26: 40k
[11:46pm] Tehpillowstar: oh i see
[11:46pm] Puppetmaster: Tehpillowstar: Kittens for the kitten god
[11:46pm] Tehpillowstar: yarn for the yarn throne
[11:47pm] • Puppetmaster high fives
[11:47pm] Tehpillowstar: ^5
[11:47pm] Gara: Frost: Uh, sorta.
[11:48pm] Tehpillowstar: Doesn't Howard have a tracker chip
[11:48pm] AgentFrost: As does June
[11:48pm] Gara: He does.
[11:48pm] Tehpillowstar: must be fun
[11:48pm] Gara: And June actually tried to improve, and was sympathetic.
[11:48pm] Gara: Howard is just a sociopath.
[11:48pm] Tehpillowstar: don't the poolboys have access to that during missions
[11:48pm] Gara: Star: Uh huh.
[11:49pm] AgentFrost: A sociopath in a warzone, who would have thought
[11:49pm] Strife26: Sociopaths suck in war zones
[11:49pm] Strife26: They get friendlies killed
[11:49pm] • Puppetmaster koff koff you're arguing koff
[11:49pm] Gara: Yeah, you don't want a sociopath.
[11:49pm] Gara: Anywhere.
[11:49pm] Gara: Sociopath = bad.
[11:49pm] AgentFrost: Did Howard get friendlies killed?
[11:50pm] • Puppetmaster facepalms.
[11:50pm] Gara: NOt yet.
[11:50pm] AgentFrost: No, Loren almost did along with chloe.
[11:50pm] • Puppetmaster facepalm 2: facepalm harder.
[11:50pm] AgentFrost: "DONT SHOOT THE CHILLUNS"
[11:50pm] Puppetmaster: Frost.
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[11:50pm] Puppetmaster: You're arguing an IC point OOC.
[11:51pm] Gara: And then Loren stabbed him.
[11:51pm] AgentFrost: After Howard shot first.
[11:51pm] Tox|Laptop joined the chat room.
[11:51pm] Tehpillowstar: Lo Tox
[11:51pm] Puppetmaster: Why is this conversation still going.
[11:52pm] Puppetmaster: Hi Tox.
[11:52pm] • Tox|Laptop kicks the door open
[11:52pm] Tehpillowstar: People are dying in #redpool
[11:52pm] • Tox|Laptop it flies off the hinges, taking out Puppetmaster
[11:52pm] Tox|Laptop: *:V*
[11:52pm] Snowshoe joined the chat room.
[11:52pm] Tox|Laptop: /what./
[11:52pm] • Puppetmaster dodges with mad chipmunk skills.
[11:52pm] Tehpillowstar: Also: Chloe still has the perception maneuver
[11:52pm] Tehpillowstar: Tox: We have injured and on incappd
[11:52pm] • Tox|Laptop sparta-kicks Tehpillowstar into the /sun./
[11:52pm] Alivi: Tox|Laptop:
[11:52pm] Tehpillowstar: ;~;
[11:52pm] AgentFrost: Well then if you don't want an argument stop bringing up how much you hate my character and just deal with it and stop bringing up how much of a hindrance he is and how he needs to die.
[11:53pm] Alivi: what are you doing
[11:53pm] Alivi: stop that
[11:53pm] Alivi: Ok
[11:53pm] Alivi: yo
[11:53pm] Alivi: AgentFrost:
[11:53pm] Alivi: Stop
[11:53pm] Alivi: Puppetmaster:
[11:53pm] Alivi: Or whoever this is about
[11:53pm] Tehpillowstar: AgentFrost I think it's more of a joke
[11:53pm] Alivi: Just enough.
[11:53pm] Tehpillowstar: okay
[11:53pm] Alivi: Stop it.
[11:54pm] Tox|Laptop: Alivi: I am dispensing VIOLENT JUSTICE
[11:54pm] Tehpillowstar: Imma pillow don't throw me inti the sun ;~;
[11:54pm] Alivi: Tox|Laptop:
[11:54pm] Alivi: knock it off
[11:54pm] Strife26: Daaaamn but that's a nice perception roll.
[11:54pm] Tox|Laptop: but JUSTICE
[11:54pm] Aphex_: 1d1
[11:54pm] Glacon: Aphex_: 1 (1d1=1)
[11:55pm] Aphex_: Okay, weird.
[11:55pm] Strife26:  that was perception, are we all rolling mdef?
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[11:55pm] salmander joined the chat room.
[11:55pm] salmander was promoted to half-operator by ChanServ.
[11:55pm] Strife26 left the chat room. (Connection reset by peer)
[11:55pm] Striphone joined the chat room.
[11:56pm] Tehpillowstar: hai salmander
[11:56pm] • Puppetmaster looks at alllllllll dem contributors.
[11:56pm] Tehpillowstar: lol
[11:56pm] Striphone: I ain't even mad at how much Glacon is screwing Rick tonight
[11:56pm] salmander: hi
[11:57pm] salmander: hop hop hop to it
[11:57pm] Dexanote left the chat room.
[11:57pm] • Puppetmaster tosses a raspberry to Salmander
[11:58pm] salmander: ew
[12:00am] Tox|Laptop: .seen Kondraki
[12:00am] Glacon: Tox|Laptop: Kondraki was last seen 5 months, 4 weeks ago saying: hi
[12:00am] Tox|Laptop: :V
[12:00am] Pres|Away is now known as PresidentEvil.
[12:00am] Tehpillowstar: Hi PresidentEvil
[12:00am] PresidentEvil: Heya TPS.
[12:00am] Tehpillowstar: Bill is dying
[12:00am] PresidentEvil: Yes, I've heard.
[12:01am] Tehpillowstar: Rejoice
[12:01am] Tehpillowstar: :P
[12:01am] PresidentEvil: I'm more concerned with the behavior of two other members.
[12:01am] Tox|Laptop: >:?V
[12:01am] Tox|Laptop: *>:V
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[12:02am] PresidentEvil: Not you, Tox, you remain free of my ire for the moment.
[12:02am] Tehpillowstar: PresidentEvil huh?
[12:02am] Tox|Laptop: PresidentEvil: I know
[12:03am] Tox|Laptop: I was >:V in response to the .seen
[12:04am] Wogglebug: Who possesses your ire Prez?
[12:05am] PaulS_laptop: Tox|Laptop: could have sworn I saw him log in just the other day
[12:05am] Tox|Laptop: it only tracks if they speak
[12:06am] Striphone: He did
[12:06am] Striphone: Never said anything
[12:06am] Tox|Laptop: huh
[12:06am] Tox|Laptop: ah
[12:06am] Tox|Laptop: yeah
[12:06am] TheRaven: Gais FFS just take the exit
[12:06am] Tehpillowstar: nevah
[12:06am] PresidentEvil: Wogglebug: Two people who will not be named in public.
[12:06am] Wogglebug: Ahh.
[12:06am] Wogglebug: I'm not one, am I?
[12:07am] Sequence joined the chat room.
[12:07am] Wogglebug: Hey Sequence.
[12:08am] PresidentEvil: Hello, Sequence.
[12:08am] Tehpillowstar: Lo
[12:08am] Tox|Laptop: squarkwence
[12:08am] Wogglebug: ..pwez?
[12:08am] • Wogglebug apologizes for stuffing Prez's slippers with pudding pops
[12:08am] Tehpillowstar: oh lol
[12:08am] Sequence: heey!
[12:09am] • PresidentEvil SMITES WOGGLE ON THE SPOT.
[12:09am] Wogglebug: :<
[12:09am] • PresidentEvil doesn't actually do that.
[12:09am] Tehpillowstar: LOLOLOLOLOL
[12:09am] PresidentEvil: No, Woggle. You have not earned one of my patented Stern Talking-Tos at the moment.
[12:09am] Alivi: XD
[12:09am] Wogglebug: Woo
[12:09am] • Wogglebug blames everyone else for the pudding pops in Prez's galoshes
[12:10am] TheRaven: Gorram Adblock, fix your shit already
[12:10am] • TheRaven mutters
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[12:11am] Tox|Laptop: PresidentEvil: read that as "Talking Tox" at first
[12:11am] Tox|Laptop: and i was like :V of course I talk
[12:11am] Wogglebug: inb4 <<You had /one job/ >>
[12:11am] Alivi: no
[12:11am] Alivi: no you dont
[12:11am] Tox|Laptop: yes I do
[12:11am] Tox|Laptop: Alivi I talk all the time :V
[12:11am] Tox|Laptop: you know this
[12:12am] Alivi: no
[12:12am] Tox|Laptop: V:
[12:13am] AgentFlowers: Tox, please stop. It's inappropriate at the moment.
[12:13am] TheRaven: So uh PaulS_laptop, did you end up installing those Firefox addons I suggested the other day?
[12:13am] PaulS_laptop: TheRaven: did you get my tell?
[12:13am] TheRaven: No
[12:13am] TheRaven: .showtells
[12:13am] Wogglebug: Which ones did you suggest?
[12:13am] TheRaven: I see no .tell
[12:14am] Tox|Laptop: AgentFlowers: what?
[12:14am] PaulS_laptop: TheRaven: I couldn't get ghostery working, but I'm sure there's a manual way to. It comes with a builtin script interpreter that uses greasemoneky
[12:14am] PaulS_laptop: *greasemoneky scripts
[12:14am] Tox|Laptop: this is the OOC channel, the hell are you talking about
[12:14am] Alivi: sorry Tox|Laptop
[12:14am] TheRaven: That's probably good, because a slight...bug has apparently come up with the Ghostery-Adblock combo
[12:15am] Alivi: right now i am not in the mood to joke
[12:15am] Tox|Laptop: naw man s'all good
[12:15am] PaulS_laptop: TheRaven: yeah?
[12:15am] Alivi: 1d10 howard x Badger
[12:15am] Glacon: Alivi: howard x Badger: 1 (1d10=1)
[12:15am] Alivi: 1d10 Howard x Badger x Bear
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[12:15am] Glacon: Alivi: Howard x Badger x Bear: 2 (1d10=2)
[12:15am] Alivi: Mmmm just not working
[12:15am] Puppetmaster: "Not in the mood to joke"
[12:15am] PresidentEvil: Large swathes of the GM team have had a stressful night.
[12:16am] Alivi: im trying to like.
[12:16am] Alivi: Cheer myselfup
[12:16am] PresidentEvil: Please don't make it worse than it is.
[12:16am] Tehpillowstar: Alivi go torture Howard nao
[12:16am] PresidentEvil: Okay?
[12:16am] AgentFlowers: I've had a death in the family. The next person to piss me off gets kickbanned.
[12:16am] TheRaven: Some sort of thing introduced an infinite loop in it, and the results are nasty.
[12:16am] Tox|Laptop: PresidentEvil: but I'm not
[12:16am] Tox|Laptop: :V
[12:17am] Wogglebug: Is June a surgeon?
[12:17am] Wogglebug: I thought she was just a medic.
[12:17am] Puppetmaster: Nope, went through college.
[12:17am] Wogglebug: Huh?
[12:17am] Puppetmaster: She's not just a medic, she's a full-on doctor.
[12:17am] Wogglebug: Yeah, but is she a surgeon?
[12:17am] Puppetmaster: Yes.
[12:18am] Wogglebug: How old is she?
[12:18am] Puppetmaster: 29.
[12:18am] PresidentEvil: Tox, that wasn't directed at any one player.
[12:18am] TheRaven: It's apparently a conflict between Ghostery and AdBlock that results in terrifyingly high CPU usage.
[12:18am] PresidentEvil: Does it need to be directed at you?
[12:18am] AgentFrost: AgentFlowers: I am sorry for your loss
[12:18am] Wogglebug: Jeebus.
[12:18am] Wogglebug: Did she just finish her residency?
[12:18am] TheRaven: Alivi, have a giant wombat. That ought to help. http://i.imgur.com/dtyg6vq.jpg
[12:18am] Alivi: ...
[12:18am] PaulS_laptop: TheRaven: ah. Sucks. As for adblock, it comes builtin.
[12:18am] Alivi: it....
[12:18am] Alivi: its so ....
[12:18am] Alivi: fluffy...
[12:18am] Tehpillowstar: Alivi: This was a wonderful run
[12:19am] Striphone: Loren's like "Nope, don't care about the group."
[12:19am] Gara: What the hell is she going to do?
[12:19am] Gara: She has no medical training
[12:19am] Gara: She is getting out of everyone's why.
[12:19am] Alivi: ....
[12:19am] Alivi: its so fluffy!
[12:19am] Alivi: someone give me logs
[12:19am] TheRaven: PaulS_laptop: how many cores does your CPU have? I can tell you what the usage percentage would be if you had it.
[12:19am] Alivi: imma take a migrane pill and pass out
[12:20am] PaulS_laptop: TheRaven: I'm running an Intel Atom. It's dual core.
[12:20am] Aphex_: Alivi: Okay.
[12:20am] PaulS_laptop: and my CPU is pegged like, 90% of the time due to facebook's shitty coding
[12:20am] TheRaven: You'd be seeing in the area of 50-55%
[12:20am] PaulS_laptop: I currently see greater than that idle if I have facebook open
[12:20am] Alivi: andddd…XP for everyone
[12:20am] Wogglebug: I think June being a surgeon is a bit stretching it. But whatevs. Suspension of disbelief and all that.
[12:21am] TheRaven: I'm on a quad-core Core i5 and it was literally maxing out my second core.
[12:21am] Tehpillowstar: yaaaaaaay Alivi
[12:21am] Tehpillowstar: xp for u too alivi
[12:21am] Gara: I get an XP? I'm at ten. Guys. I can Improve soon!
[12:21am] Alivi: i hope it was fun-
[12:21am] Alivi: what?
[12:21am] Wogglebug: TheRaven: lol
[12:21am] Tehpillowstar: Nuuu Gara
[12:21am] TheRaven: PaulS_laptop: then you'd see flames shooting out of your vents, most likely.
[12:21am] PaulS_laptop: TheRaven: ha, quite probably
[12:21am] Tehpillowstar: just take a customized basic firearms training thing
[12:21am] Gara: Fuck that.
[12:22am] Gara: I want Flavor out the ass.
[12:22am] Gara: And I'm greatly unlikely to get fucked too bad.
[12:22am] ZombieRaptor is now known as Zombie|Sleep.
[12:23am] Tehpillowstar: But Loren can't sweet talk peoole if she looks like a cyborg
[12:23am] Gara: Bullshit she can;t.
[12:24am] Aphex_: Okay, I'm not logging, because scrollback is being retarded again, can someone get logs?
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[12:25am] Alivi: TPS
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[12:25am] Alivi: if you wanna nominate me for the XP just send a tell to roget
[12:25am] Alivi: ok?
[12:26am] Puppetmaster: PaulS_laptop: What's the summary of Bill's injuries again?
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[12:26am] PaulS_laptop: Puppetmaster: beaten half to death by a child
[12:26am] Proto_Lost: Bluh, dang net
[12:26am] PaulS_laptop: then shot by a sniper
[12:26am] Alivi: nose broken, shot by sniper, claw marks on his face and a bite
[12:27am] Strifey: Awesomely treated by Rick
[12:27am] Tehpillowstar: Whols ribbon was that Alivi
[12:27am] Alivi: murdered girl's
[12:28am] Strifey: "why did they put a catheter in his *working* lung?"
[12:29am] Tehpillowstar: Alivi: girk from the wheat field?
[12:30am] Strifey: I assume that Rick is still carrying a candle
[12:30am] Puppetmaster: ... What.
[12:30am] Puppetmaster: What are you talking about.
[12:30am] Strifey: Disregard that half message in red pool
[12:30am] Puppetmaster: Okay.
[12:31am] Strifey: I was preparing a speech if Rick found a leader
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[12:31am] Alivi: girl from the final area
[12:31am] Alivi: Apple girl
[12:32am] Tehpillowstar: :c
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[12:32am] AgentFrost: Puppetmaster: NO DON'T REMOVE THE BULLET
[12:32am] Tehpillowstar: Yes
[12:32am] Tehpillowstar: You can
[12:32am] Puppetmaster: ... You do realize that's only in certain situations Frost.
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[12:33am] Tehpillowstar: because medical setti
[12:33am] Wogglebug: I /knew/ she wasn't a real surgeon.
[12:33am] Puppetmaster: It's not necessary, but strictly speaking it's better than leaving it in.
[12:33am] TheRaven: Is it a bad sign that I look at this and think it looks like a fucking awesome job? http://i.imgur.com/mfWFYfE.gif
[12:34am] AgentFrost: TheRaven: That looks pretty sick
[12:34am] Aphex_: TheRaven: What frost said.
[12:34am] AgentFrost: What is it from?
[12:35am] AgentFrost: I would think fishing
[12:36am] Puppetmaster: The one show thing with the crabs.
[12:36am] Puppetmaster: Probably.
[12:36am] Snowshoe: deadliest catch?
[12:37am] AgentFrost: So Howard is now deeply aware of the PTSD he has and is probably going to be more careful so he does not turn into an insane killer and try to murder everything that isn't already bathed in blood.
[12:38am] AgentFrost: And now Chloe and Collin have free PTSD too!
[12:38am] Tehpillowstar: Eh
[12:38am] • Puppetmaster sprinkles mental illness over all the poolboys.
[12:38am] Strife: Rick is not going to think about this run m
[12:38am] Aphex_: wheeeee, mental instability!
[12:40am] Strife: Draaaaammmaaaa
[12:40am] Wogglebug: Maaaaaannnnn
[12:40am] Wogglebug: Al this /instability/
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[12:40am] Puppetmaster: And Arthur's just being Arthur
[12:40am] Puppetmaster: AKA stable as a rock
[12:40am] Alivi: lol
[12:40am] Wogglebug: He totally's stealing that giant piece of metal.
[12:40am] Puppetmaster: There's nothing we can DO to him.
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[12:41am] Wogglebug: When Arthur goes through emotional trauma he just gets pissed.
[12:41am] Puppetmaster: Wogglebug: Make it a shield attachment on his arm.
[12:41am] Strife: Just what Murphy would have done
[12:41am] Gara: Loren's gunna sepress this shit.
[12:41am] Wogglebug: lol
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[12:42am] Strife: Yeah, suppression seems reasonable.
[12:42am] AgentFrost: Gara: That may be difficult
[12:42am] Gara: I mean, holy shit
[12:42am] Alivi: ?
[12:42am] Wogglebug: What happened to Loren?
[12:42am] Alivi: did i do awesome/
[12:43am] Puppetmaster: Alivi: Yup.
[12:43am] AgentFrost: Loren saw her best friend execute a child
[12:43am] • Soulless watches from the shadows
[12:43am] • Soulless drinks tea
[12:43am] • Alivi drinks tea with soulless
[12:43am] Wogglebug: Which friend?
[12:43am] AgentFrost: Alivi.... Wow, this was incredible.
[12:43am] AgentFrost: Chloe
[12:43am] • Soulless :) to alivi
[12:43am] Gara: Chloe.
[12:43am] • Alivi :) to soulless
[12:43am] Wogglebug: Ahh.
[12:43am] Wogglebug: Why'd she execute 'em?
[12:44am] • Puppetmaster steals a cup of tea from Alivi and Soulless.
[12:44am] Alivi: NOOOOO
[12:44am] AgentFrost: His family died and his home was practically hell
[12:44am] Soulless: why would you do this
[12:44am] • Puppetmaster sips and giggles evilly.
[12:44am] Wogglebug: Soulless's tea will destroy your kidneys dude.
[12:44am] Soulless: lol
[12:44am] Wogglebug: It's, like, 500x concentrated.
[12:45am] • Puppetmaster takes his tea uberconcentrated. LIKE A MAN.
[12:45am] Wogglebug: Frost: But why'd she kill him?
[12:45am] Strife: Because.
[12:45am] AgentFrost: He wanted her too
[12:45am] Wogglebug: Because whyyyy.
[12:45am] AgentFrost: he told her to do ut
[12:45am] AgentFrost: *it
[12:45am] Wogglebug: Man that's an awful reason to execute someone.
[12:46am] Tehpillowstar: Because there wasn't anything left for the child
[12:46am] Wogglebug:  /Best get repressin'
[12:46am] Tehpillowstar: His family was dead. There was no one to take care of him.
[12:46am] Puppetmaster: And he was gon die anyway.
[12:46am] AgentFrost: This is one of those things that you never can repress
[12:46am] Strife: Chloe just likes executing people
[12:46am] Tehpillowstar: What would they do? Bring him to Area-354,
[12:46am] Tehpillowstar: ?
[12:46am] Strife: Sure
[12:47am] Wogglebug: Just let the dimension collapse on him, really.
[12:47am] Strife: I mean, I'm assuming he was slotted to die otherwise
[12:47am] Wogglebug: If they needed something, bring him back across.
[12:47am] Strife: But yeah, saneRick would have tried
[12:47am] Strife: Same with all the everyone, really
[12:48am] AgentFrost: Loren summed it up well
[12:48am] AgentFrost: lol Brick killed a guy
[12:49am] Wogglebug: Chloe is now the cop from Die Hard.
[12:49am] AgentFrost: Wogglebug: ayhahaahhahahahaahhahaha
[12:49am] Strife: Rick didn't kill anyone, I don't think
[12:49am] Wogglebug: Go team.
[12:49am] Strife: In fact, he did no damage
[12:49am] AgentFrost: No I was quoting The Anchorman
[12:49am] Strife: I'm pretty sure
[12:50am] Puppetmaster: You know, they /could've/ just punched the kid in the temple.
[12:50am] PaulS_laptop: Puppetmaster: no, they really couldn't
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[12:50am] PaulS_laptop: bill would have likely died
[12:50am] Alivi: http://www.buzzfeed.com/kierawrr/if-disney-princesses-had-instagram-the-world-woul-4gx1
[12:50am] AgentFrost: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh7tgX_Uaqs
[12:50am] Glacon: AgentFrost: ANCHORMAN Brick Killed A Guy - length 31s - rated 4.95/5.0 (3455) - 898,157 views - courage11235 on 2011.04.14
[12:50am] Alivi: mulan one is the best
[12:50am] PaulS_laptop: really, people should hav shot it about twwo turns prior
[12:51am] Puppetmaster: Like, no. I mean, they could've knocked him off.
[12:51am] Balthazaar: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire. And I killed a man with a trident
[12:51am] PaulS_laptop: Puppetmaster: Bill /did/
[12:51am] PaulS_laptop: specifically, he threw him
[12:52am] Puppetmaster: Meh.
[12:52am] Alivi: well i have work
[12:52am] Puppetmaster: I'm just saying, game mechanics wise.
[12:52am] Alivi: sooo night
[12:52am] Puppetmaster: Night Alivi
[12:52am] Alivi: nightt
[12:52am] Strife: Game mechanics wise is a joke
[12:53am] Strife: Just saying
[12:53am] Alivi: ??
[12:53am] Puppetmaster: Soulless: There's disappointingly few image results for "chipmunk with a monocle"
[12:53am] Soulless: Puppetmaster:  y u tell me this
[12:53am] Puppetmaster: Why not.
[12:53am] Alivi: are ya'll still arguing about the mechanics of the run?
[12:54am] Puppetmaster: Are we?
[12:54am] Alivi: i dunno....
[12:54am] • Gara will BS it as drugs all day.
[12:54am] Alivi: lol
[12:54am] Puppetmaster: All day errday
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[12:55am] Tehpillowstar: Will this be a thing
[12:55am] Gara: Thank you, Puppet.
[12:55am] Gara: v/
[12:55am] Gara: 5/
[12:56am] Puppetmaster: June's reaaaaaaaaaaally trying to help Loren out here.
[12:56am] Puppetmaster: ^5
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[12:56am] Puppetmaster: Oh right.
[12:56am] Puppetmaster: He was here.
[12:56am] Tehpillowstar: Taggart and Chloe talking about the morality of their actions after every dark pool run?
[12:58am] Gara: Proto_Lost?
[12:59am] AgentFlowers: Okay, I love Stephen Colbert and Kevin Spacey talking to each other
[12:59am] AgentFrost: Tehpillowstar: at least chloe has someone to talk to, Howard just doesn't sleep for an entire night and cries himself to sleep for the first few weeks after.
[01:00am] Lucien: 1d77
[01:00am] Glacon: Lucien: 71 (1d77=71)
[01:00am] AgentFrost: 1dn
[01:00am] AgentFrost: 1df
[01:00am] Glacon: AgentFrost: 1 (1df=+)
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[01:02am] Lucien: 1d77
[01:02am] Glacon: Lucien: 48 (1d77=48)
[01:02am] Lucien: 1d77
[01:02am] Glacon: Lucien: 15 (1d77=15)
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[01:06am] Puppetmaster: Evening, Kuro.
[01:06am] Kuroiten: Evening, Puppetmaster.
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