THE CHEESIEST

I put the STD in stud. all I need is u

are you spaghetti? because I want you to meet my balls

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus

Is your dad in prison? Because if I was your dad i would be in prison

Do you like whales? because we can hump back at my place

Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong

Is that a phone in your back pocket? because dat ass is calling

Are you a sergeant because your making my privates stand right up

If you were my homework I would do you on the table

Are you wearing space pants? Because that ass is out of this world

girl, are you a fully armed and operational battle station? cause this feels like a trap

Why don't we come back to my place so we can find my dragon balls

Do you have a library card because I'm totally checking you out right now

If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas can i visit you between the holidays?

Girl, you must be GTA5 because I want to play with you all night

Screw breaking bad, If you and I had a show it would be called breaking bed

Nice baby, Want another one?

I used to ride horses and you look like one, This'll work out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems are hard, SO AM I

You be burger king, and ill be McDonalds, We'll have it your way and you'll be lovin' it

So i have a klondike bar, Lets conduct an experiment

Lets flip a coin, I want to see my chances of getting head

Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet ass

Are you asian cuz I'm china get on you

Im a very positive person, HIV to be exact

My couch pulls out but I don't

Good thing I'm wearing oven mitts because you're too hot to handle

How do you like your eggs in the morning? fertilized i hope

Im no weatherman, But you can expect more than a few inches tonight

Hey baby, Do you like seafood, cause i have crabs

Baby, your hotter than the bottom of my laptop

If we were in China I'd eat your pussy

You cant say Happiness without Penis

Baby, Your just like a bowling ball i want to finger you then throw you in the gutter

So many things we can do with the human mouth. Why waste it on talking?

I don't play guitar but I'd love to pluck your G-String

Wanna come back to My-Space so we can Twitter your Yahoo til I google all over your Facebook?

Would you like a hotdog with those buns?

If I was a watermelon would you spit, Or swallow my seeds?

I'm bigger and better than the titanic because only 200 women went down on that vessel

You turned my Software Into Hardware