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- Hot, hot, hot! Ow, sun, sun.
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- 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,314
- Oh, no.
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- 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:20,341
- Okay, then. On your marks.
- 4
- 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:31,853
- It's not unusual to be
- loved by anyone
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- 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:36,900
- It's not unusual to have
- fun with anyone
- 6
- 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:41,655
- If you should ever want
- to be loved by anyone
- 7
- 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:46,247
- It's not unusual to find
- that I'm in love with you
- 8
- 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:54,629
- ...pathetic.
- 9
- 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,548
- I'm just a bat, myself.
- 10
- 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,564
- Stop it.
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- 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:18,029
- I am the Prince of Darkness.
- I do not do cuddly!
- 12
- 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:33,286
- ...right there in front of everybody,
- "Keep the car, it'll be worth it"...
- 13
- 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,748
- I'm sorry.
- 14
- 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:41,301
- No, not worth it to "ow".
- Worth it to get rid of her.
- 15
- 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:47,308
- Quiet! What is that noise?
- Do you hear that?
- 16
- 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,312
- Oh, it's me.
- It's my pocket vibrating.
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- 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,445
- Hello?
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- 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:07,528
- Er, hello?
- 19
- 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,531
- Oh, hi. I want your teeth.
- 20
- 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,329
- Excuse me?
- - Your fake vampire teeth. You see...
- 21
- 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:17,296
- ...I've been looking everywhere.
- You are my last hope.
- 22
- 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:21,383
- I can assure you, madam,
- I may be getting on in years...
- 23
- 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:24,128
- ...but my teeth
- are very much my own.
- 24
- 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:27,340
- This is 'Vampires R Us'?
- The costume store?
- 25
- 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:30,475
- This is Dracula.
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- Who?
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- Dracula.
- The Prince of Darkness.
- 28
- 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:42,358
- No? The Bat Out Of Hell.
- The Scourge of Transylvania.
- 29
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- King of bats.
- 30
- 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,277
- Okay... Dracula.
- I'm hanging up now.
- 31
- 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:51,280
- Stop! No, please don't hang up.
- Please.
- 32
- 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,202
- Er, why not?
- 33
- 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:54,825
- It's...
- 34
- 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:59,080
- ...it's just so nice to finally have
- someone to talk to.
- 35
- 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:02,879
- Are you lonely?
- 36
- 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:05,882
- So, so very lonely.
- 37
- 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,515
- Well, we could chat some more
- if you want?
- 38
- 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:14,850
- I would like that very much.
- 39
- 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:20,477
- What's your name,
- fair maiden?
- 40
- 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:22,944
- Emma. Emma Wishbone.
- 41
- 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,315
- Well, Emma Wishbone, maybe...
- 42
- 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:29,318
- ...it was fate itself
- that brought us together.
- 43
- 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,707
- Are you alright?
- I'm sorry, that was lame.
- 44
- 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:40,997
- Hello? Hello, Emma?!
- - Oh, come back!
- 45
- 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:45,425
- Hello? I can barely hear you.
- 46
- 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:49,638
- Great. Now I get to buy a
- new phone I can't afford.
- 47
- 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:53,259
- Off, you stupid thing!
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- 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:09,233
- Emma Wishbone
- 49
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- Renfield!
- 50
- 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:31,965
- Find me Emma Wishbone.
- And I will make her my wife.
- 51
- 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:38,183
- And bring in my washing.
- I think it's going to rain.
- 52
- 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,100
- Do you know what today is not,
- Cheyenne?
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- 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,851
- Your day?
- 54
- 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:45,686
- Precisely.
- 55
- 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,814
- Darling, you say that every day.
- 56
- 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:56,455
- Yes, but today, instead of calling a
- costume store, I ended up talking to Dracula.
- 57
- 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:59,075
- And because of that,
- my phone fell into the drain.
- 58
- 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,871
- Who did you speak to?
- 59
- 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,837
- Just some weirdo.
- 60
- 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,455
- Why do these things keep happening?
- 61
- 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,672
- Let me relax you with a massage.
- 62
- 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:19,519
- It's as if there's a curse
- on this entire family.
- 63
- 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:23,019
- Max is having a hard time at school
- and the shop is in decline.
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- 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,734
- Max, show us your experiment.
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- 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,649
- Fellow classmates, I present you -
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- the Solar System.
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- 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:35,486
- Our group of planets
- orbit the magnificent Sun.
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- 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:38,956
- It burns at
- 27 million degrees Fahrenheit.
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- 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:42,417
- But one day, in around
- five billion years time...
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- ...the Sun will start to cool
- and the Earth will be plunged...
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- ...into a deadly ice age.
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- The whole planet will be covered with ice.
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- And all life will end.
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- Any questions?
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- 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:01,103
- Yeah. How do you wanna die?
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- 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,392
- My daughter Fay...
- 77
- 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:06,688
- ...desperately wants to be
- a grown-up.
- 78
- 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,694
- "I'm the only one for you"
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- 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:13,699
- "Because I only love me
- I only love me"
- 80
- 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:17,031
- Fay, if you fancy this guy so much,
- why not talk to him?
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- 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:19,405
- He only goes for model material.
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- 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:24,001
- "I only love me on my own."
- - That is just so cool. - Awesome.
- 83
- 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,245
- Is it something new of yours?
- - Yes...
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- 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:31,546
- You're really pretty, Fay. - Sure.
- Didn't you see my last magazine cover?
- 85
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- Well then, see you tonight,
- ladies.
- 86
- 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,805
- Oh, no, Sheila,
- he's coming over here.
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- 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:41,347
- So you smile then say 'Hi'.
- - That's way too complicated.
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- 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,812
- No, all you need is a push.
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- 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:53,989
- Well that's one way of meeting.
- What's your name?
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- 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,035
- Er, Girdl.
- 91
- 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:00,904
- You're called Girdl?
- 92
- 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,125
- Fimm.
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- Fimm?
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- Flam.
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- 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:12,750
- Okay, Flam.
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- 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:16,344
- Do you feel like
- getting off me now?
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- 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:21,391
- Oh, Fay. - Yeah, sure.
- 98
- 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,689
- Earth to Fay.
- - We're looking for...
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- 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:35,899
- ...some pretty girls for our new video.
- And we're shooting it tonight.
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- 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,905
- So?
- - So, you're a pretty girl.
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- I am?
- - See you tonight.
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- 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,323
- Flam.
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- He thinks I'm pretty.
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- 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:55,464
- Isn't that your brother over there?
- - Brother? Who?
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- 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:57,590
- Oi, get back here, you geek!
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- 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:05,519
- And Frank,
- Frank is never home.
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- 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:20,196
- Wishbone, I want these
- loan applications by tomorrow.
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- 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:23,824
- But I wanted to be home on
- time today to see my family.
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- 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:27,412
- You love your family?
- - Yeah, of course.
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- 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,582
- Then avoid getting fired!
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- 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:34,252
- Leaving them with absolutely
- nothing to eat.
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- 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,548
- What is that?
- - Stress gives me wind.
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- 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:47,344
- Sorry, guys.
- - Come on, Frank!
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- 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,812
- Smells like something crawled
- inside you and died.
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- 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:53,934
- And now I can't even find
- vampire teeth for my costume.
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- 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:59,773
- I just wanted us to do
- something as a family again.
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- 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,528
- We used to have so much fun.
- Dressing up, going to parties.
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- 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,237
- Look what I've found.
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- 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,955
- Where did you get them?
- - Charity shop.
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- 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,042
- Used teeth.
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- 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,833
- Just one careful owner.
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- 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:17,628
- What's wrong? - I just wish
- we had a party to go to.
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- 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,378
- You mean like this?
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- 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:23,676
- Monster Costume Party.
- - Wow.
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- 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,471
- Cheyenne, this is perfect!
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- 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,094
- My family will love it!
- 127
- 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:35,059
- When was the last time
- we did something fun together?
- 128
- 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,900
- Don't know, don't care.
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- 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:47,279
- One year, nine months
- and 23 days ago.
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- 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,406
- So we've got some
- catching up to do.
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- 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:53,160
- I've got to get ready for my date.
- And I need to catch up on cold fusion.
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- 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,332
- I've got work to do.
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- 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,582
- But I've already made
- the costumes, see?
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- 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:04,050
- My baby don't care for rings
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- 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:07,220
- Or other expensive things
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- 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,468
- My baby just cares...
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- 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,390
- for me
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- 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:17,317
- My baby just cares for me
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- 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:23,907
- My dear old friend, what would you say
- if I offered you your freedom?
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- 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:24,820
- Release me?
- 141
- 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,744
- If you can still perform
- your transformation spell.
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- 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,450
- I can.
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- 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,912
- My amulet.
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- 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:42,130
- By fire, by light,
- by all things bright!
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- 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,107
- Here, prove it on this.
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- 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:21,840
- Don't we look great?
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- 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:25,210
- Mum, you're really embarrassing.
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- 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,553
- No matter...
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- 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,799
- No matter what I do,
- you think I'm embarrassing.
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- 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:35,138
- When I put on make-up, I'm embarrassing.
- When I don't, I'm embarrassing.
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- 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:39,733
- When I wear a miniskirt, I'm embarrassing.
- - No, then you're not embarrassing.
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- 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:40,984
- I'm not?
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- 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,685
- You're just really sad.
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- 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:46,444
- Well I think mum is beautiful.
- - Don't be so scared all the time.
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- 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:47,402
- I'm not scared.
- 156
- 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,235
- If you stood up for yourself,
- you wouldn't get beaten up.
- 157
- 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,995
- Are you being bullied at school?
- 158
- 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,951
- I'd rather be a suck-up
- than fail my exams.
- 159
- 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,953
- You're failing your exams?
- 160
- 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,701
- Don't hit your brother!
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- 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,629
- Fay!
- - You didn't say anything about kicking.
- 162
- 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:04,216
- Violence is the last refuge of
- the incompetent. - Dictionary mouth.
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- 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,302
- Frank, can you say something?!
- - What? Something.
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- 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,421
- Well you did ask, Mum.
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- 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,969
- Don't you get smart, Max.
- - Too late.
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- 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,592
- Frank!
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- 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:18,597
- You will transform
- this woman into a vampire.
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- 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:22,601
- But, Dracula, you are.
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- 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:26,901
- Why not simply bite her yourself?
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- 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:31,151
- If I bite her,
- she will lose her soul.
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- 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:35,155
- And her soul is exquisite.
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- 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,750
- Difficult spell this is,
- on humans.
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- 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:42,955
- Will only work
- if the person is unhappy.
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- 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,759
- Wow, a red carpet.
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- 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,888
- This really looks like
- my kind of party.
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- 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:58,011
- There you are. - Hi.
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- 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,641
- We're here for the party.
- - Yeah, I know, dear. Follow me.
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- 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,937
- This way
- - Okay.
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- 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,274
- I have them.
- - Wow...
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- 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:10,740
- ...we're really getting the VIP treatment.
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- 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:14,578
- Good job, Mum.
- - Didn't I tell you it would be fun?
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- 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,250
- Let's rock.
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- 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,541
- And where exactly is here?
- 184
- 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,342
- What sort of party is this?
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- 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,129
- Oh, and why are we on a stage?
- 186
- 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:36,383
- Why are we the only ones
- wearing costumes?
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- 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,595
- They think we're the band.
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- 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:46,146
- Okay, then, we can do this.
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- 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:53,568
- Silent night, Holy night,
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- 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,445
- All is...
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- 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,417
- Imposters!
- 192
- 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:16,344
- I have a feeling that Emma is
- very, very unhappy.
- 193
- 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,934
- Then enchant her, I can.
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- 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,769
- Excellent.
- 195
- 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,269
- And fix this before you go.
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- 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,690
- Hm? Ach.
- 197
- 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:40,201
- I need a holiday.
- 198
- 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:49,127
- Well that was less than ideal.
- - Why don't you talk like a regular person?
- 199
- 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,466
- Can't you just be nice to
- your brother?
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- 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,552
- It's the last thing
- I feel like doing.
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- 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:58,432
- I'm sorry.
- - That was totally humiliating,
- 202
- 00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:01,847
- and it's all your fault.
- - It was an accident.
- 203
- 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:05,598
- No-one wanted to come on your
- stupid family outing.
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- 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,894
- Well I wanted to study.
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- 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,603
- You are so ungrateful.
- 206
- 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,525
- Hey, come on,
- don't shout at the kids.
- 207
- 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,774
- Finally, he wakes up!
- 208
- 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,902
- Can you to drive us home
- before you fall asleep again?
- 209
- 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,865
- Yeah. I'm just working so hard.
- - And I'm not?!
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- 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:27,415
- Well, I wouldn't exactly call
- making these costumes 'hard work'.
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- 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,503
- I hate that my daughter
- does nothing but insult me.
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- 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,468
- And I hate that my kids
- are always fighting.
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- 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:39,384
- And I hate that my husband
- just sleeps through it all.
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- 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:47,393
- Work it will, my transformation spell.
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- 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,480
- So very unhappy, you are.
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- 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,732
- Perceptive, you are.
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- 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:00,030
- Help, Baba Yaga will.
- 218
- 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,656
- Really? How?
- - By cursing you.
- 219
- 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,827
- What? Sorry?
- 220
- 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:10,295
- By fire, by light,
- by all things bright.
- 221
- 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,710
- Yeah. Now, dear, don't
- you have a cat somewhere...
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- 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,675
- ...that needs feeding?
- 223
- 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,256
- Or something?
- 224
- 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,605
- Great, now it's gonna be raining.
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- 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,975
- By day, by night...
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- 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,062
- I really think we're witnessing
- actual magic.
- 227
- 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,315
- That's impossible. - Do you
- have another explanation?
- 228
- 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,317
- Not really.
- 229
- 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,498
- You will be transformed tonight!
- 230
- 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,308
- Why won't they come off?
- 231
- 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,978
- Hold on, I'll help you.
- 232
- 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,986
- Get off!
- 233
- 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:26,154
- Not the nicest way to treat
- your brother.
- 234
- 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:27,951
- Max?
- 235
- 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,582
- I'm hairy.
- 236
- 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,588
- All over.
- 237
- 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,345
- Dad?
- 238
- 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,350
- Oh, that's dad.
- 239
- 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,652
- What have you done
- to my family?
- 240
- 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:01,318
- Opala. Actually, I only wanted
- to transform you.
- 241
- 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,738
- If everyone is transformed,
- 242
- 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,202
- then everyone must be unhappy.
- 243
- 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:10,289
- I'm transformed?
- - See for yourself.
- 244
- 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,371
- I'm an ugly old witch!
- 245
- 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,419
- No, that's me.
- 246
- 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,793
- You've now become
- a reflectionless vampire.
- 247
- 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:25,297
- I'm a, I'm a vampire?
- 248
- 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:26,718
- Yes.
- 249
- 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,511
- Disappear, pronto!
- 250
- 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,934
- Where did she go?
- 251
- 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,572
- Some time, this might take.
- 252
- 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,532
- Come back here.
- 253
- 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,536
- Disappear, pronto!
- 254
- 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,333
- Curse it.
- Amulet not fully charged.
- 255
- 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:57,921
- Okay, Emma, last year
- you went to the gym...
- 256
- 00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,460
- ...twice!
- 257
- 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,845
- Wow, it really paid off.
- 258
- 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,925
- I'm coming,
- you old witch!
- 259
- 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,724
- Baba Yaga, you won't catch.
- 260
- 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,892
- Oh, really? How do you know?
- 261
- 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,812
- In tea leaves,
- I have read.
- 262
- 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:22,028
- Must have been a typo.
- 263
- 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:36,121
- He-he, capture yourself, you have.
- 264
- 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:40,873
- Just practising for when
- I catch you.
- 265
- 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:07,444
- Out of way!
- 266
- 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,707
- Move, stupid birds!
- 267
- 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,961
- Watch your step!
- 268
- 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,935
- Who leaves their laundry out this late?
- 269
- 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,106
- Disappear, pronto!
- 270
- 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:01,999
- We really need to talk flossing.
- 271
- 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,871
- Get back here!
- 272
- 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:30,606
- Disappear, pronto!
- 273
- 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,283
- Disappear, pronto!
- 274
- 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,499
- Unhappy woman
- not giving up.
- 275
- 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:05,059
- So how's that disappearing spell
- working for you?
- 276
- 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:09,608
- Big, big power needed
- for big, big magic.
- 277
- 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,573
- Amulet must recharge at place
- of great spiritual energy.
- 278
- 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:17,071
- Oh, great. We'll come with you and
- you can transform us back.
- 279
- 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,163
- Sorry, sweetie.
- 280
- 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:22,954
- Alone I travel
- ...to Oculus Londra
- 281
- 00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:25,123
- Ocula what?
- 282
- 00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:29,795
- Oculus Londra.
- 283
- 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:37,298
- Not only is this not my day...
- 284
- 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,892
- ...it is also not my night.
- 285
- 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,695
- Not Londra, this is.
- 286
- 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:59,115
- Never working,
- this piece of rubbish.
- 287
- 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:03,332
- Useless, you are.
- Still long way to travel.
- 288
- 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,667
- Where are the kids?
- 289
- 00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:17,179
- Uffta.
- 290
- 00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:19,344
- What?
- - Uffta.
- 291
- 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:23,561
- Frank, you still know who I am,
- don't you?
- 292
- 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,977
- Uffta.
- No, I'm Emma.
- 293
- 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,693
- Memma?
- - Yes. Your wife.
- 294
- 00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:33,153
- Uffta?
- 295
- 00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:41,405
- Good to see that something
- hasn't changed.
- 296
- 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:47,540
- I think I might be in with a
- real chance here. Mustn't blow it.
- 297
- 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:50,417
- Renfield!
- Go and pack my things...
- 298
- 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:54,422
- ...I'm going to meet my future bride.
- 299
- 00:25:56,764 --> 00:25:59,005
- Very funny.
- 300
- 00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:04,557
- He passes Kobe Bryant...
- 301
- 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:09,774
- ...leaves LeBron James in the dust.
- And he scores! Yeah!
- 302
- 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:23,325
- Don't eat me.
- 303
- 00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:26,540
- I've just had chilli
- I'll go right through you.
- 304
- 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,919
- Help me!
- 305
- 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:32,755
- Not so nice being scared, is it?
- 306
- 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:35,124
- You, you can speak?
- 307
- 00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:38,048
- Nothing gets past you, genius.
- 308
- 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:42,765
- No. No, my trousers...
- 309
- 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:44,512
- No...
- 310
- 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:04,495
- It's me, Fay.
- 311
- 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:10,376
- Who?
- - Flamm?
- 312
- 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,542
- That costume really isn't the look
- we're going for...
- 313
- 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:17,667
- ...in the music video.
- - It's not a costume.
- 314
- 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,589
- I'm a mummy.
- 315
- 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,464
- Some crazy witch has cursed
- my whole family.
- 316
- 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:26,593
- Okay, someone's had way too
- much Halloween candy.
- 317
- 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,853
- Here, touch me.
- See for yourself.
- 318
- 00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:32,231
- Wow, that's so...
- 319
- 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:34,941
- You're so... mouldy.
- 320
- 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,856
- You've got to help me.
- 321
- 00:27:37,239 --> 00:27:40,823
- You know I would but
- I've got like a ton of homework.
- 322
- 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:43,943
- You think I'm disgusting,
- don't you?
- 323
- 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:46,445
- No. You're great.
- 324
- 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:50,575
- You're the best looking decaying corpse
- I've ever seen.
- 325
- 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:56,084
- Yeah, well, you're not
- so hot either.
- 326
- 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:01,672
- Fay?
- 327
- 00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:04,258
- Max?!
- 328
- 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:08,183
- Are you here?
- 329
- 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:11,520
- Careful. Watch, watch your...
- 330
- 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:18,311
- ...head.
- - Moobid ming.
- 331
- 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:21,906
- You really don't wanna break that,
- it was a present from your mother.
- 332
- 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,992
- I always thought it was ugly anyway.
- 333
- 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:28,488
- Mum? Dad? Is that you?
- 334
- 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:35,499
- Mummy!
- 335
- 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:38,999
- Oh, Max.
- 336
- 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,804
- Okay, that's new.
- 337
- 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:03,939
- Fay, are you okay...
- 338
- 00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:06,488
- ...sweetie?
- Don't you dare "sweetie" me.
- 339
- 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:10,488
- This is all your fault!
- - What?
- 340
- 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:15,414
- If you hadn't made us wear these stupid
- costumes, we wouldn't be in this mess.
- 341
- 00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:22,175
- Look, we're gonna find the witch...
- 342
- 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:26,261
- ...and I'll make her change us back.
- I promise.
- 343
- 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,849
- And how are you gonna do that?
- Look her up online?
- 344
- 00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:33,310
- She said she was going to somewhere
- called Oculus Londra.
- 345
- 00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:36,602
- Ocula what now?
- - Yes, that's just what I said.
- 346
- 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:39,316
- Oculus Londra means
- London Eye.
- 347
- 00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:41,151
- That's a big Ferris Wheel in London.
- 348
- 00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,779
- So the witch wants to go
- on a Ferris Wheel?
- 349
- 00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:48,367
- I've read at school that the London Eye is
- built on an ancient magical site.
- 350
- 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:52,659
- The witch must be going there to
- recharge her powers.
- 351
- 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,786
- So we're going to London?
- 352
- 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:57,000
- Moliday.
- 353
- 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:07,716
- Oh, this is no way Londra.
- 354
- 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:11,181
- Disappear, pronto!
- 355
- 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:17,727
- That is some serious
- spiritual reshaping.
- 356
- 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,431
- Tell me about it.
- 357
- 00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:21,980
- I just coughed up
- a fur ball.
- 358
- 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:25,029
- Thanks for taking us to the
- airport, Cheyenne. - No problem.
- 359
- 00:30:25,407 --> 00:30:29,947
- Life is a journey and I like
- to travel in style.
- 360
- 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:33,913
- I'm really glad
- dogs are colour blind.
- 361
- 00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:37,158
- - Five, four, three...
- 362
- 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,206
- This is not Londra.
- 363
- 00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:42,876
- Disappear, pronto!
- 364
- 00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:49,258
- Fay, we will find the witch,
- I promise
- 365
- 00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:51,971
- It's not just that.
- 366
- 00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:55,389
- Finally a boy thought
- I was pretty and now...
- 367
- 00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:59,389
- ...he can't even look at me.
- - Beauty doesn't last.
- 368
- 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:02,938
- It doesn't matter what anyone
- else thinks, Fay.
- 369
- 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:06,062
- You have to know yourself
- how special you are.
- 370
- 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,658
- You don't need other people
- to tell you.
- 371
- 00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:13,994
- I remember feeling like that.
- Never mind.
- 372
- 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:17,536
- I'm gonna get you there.
- Here we go!
- 373
- 00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,174
- Mind out!
- 374
- 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,814
- Off we go.
- - No, stop.
- 375
- 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:49,563
- What are you doing?
- - You can't go out there.
- 376
- 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:53,363
- It's daylight.
- - So? - You're a vampire.
- 377
- 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:57,579
- You'll burn up. - But I've got
- to get on that plane.
- 378
- 00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:01,997
- Well, there are legends
- that say vampires with souls...
- 379
- 00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:05,371
- ...might be able to survive
- contact with the sun.
- 380
- 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,623
- Well, great. Let's go.
- 381
- 00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:10,797
- But they're only legends.
- Who knows if they're true?
- 382
- 00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:13,596
- Well, I guess there's only
- one way to find out.
- 383
- 00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:17,842
- No, Mum, don't!
- 384
- 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,063
- Oh...
- 385
- 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:35,492
- Well, I guess that answers
- that question.
- 386
- 00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:41,537
- Thank you, magnificent sun, for not
- burning my dear friend to a crisp.
- 387
- 00:32:44,838 --> 00:32:47,500
- Mum? What if I said I might
- not want to be changed back?
- 388
- 00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:52,127
- I like people being scared of me.
- - Oh, darling, I know what you mean.
- 389
- 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:57,552
- Are you nuts? I look like a 3,000 year
- old meatloaf and dad is a...
- 390
- 00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:59,174
- ...gigantic farting idiot!
- 391
- 00:32:59,436 --> 00:33:03,976
- Okay, that's not so new.
- - Fay!
- 392
- 00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:06,815
- I'm just saying, if you two
- back out now...
- 393
- 00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:10,357
- ...it's totally unfair!
- 394
- 00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:13,697
- Nobody is backing out.
- 395
- 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:17,155
- Max, right now you think it's great that
- people are scared of you.
- 396
- 00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:22,156
- But scary people are lonely because
- nobody wants to be around them.
- 397
- 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:25,830
- Which fortune cookie did you
- read that in? - Quiet, Fay.
- 398
- 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:28,500
- Everyone act naturally.
- 399
- 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:31,840
- How can I...
- 400
- 00:33:32,219 --> 00:33:35,177
- ...be of assistance?
- - Go on.
- 401
- 00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:38,138
- Hello.
- Five tickets to London, please.
- 402
- 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:41,137
- Actually, that's four people
- and a dog.
- 403
- 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:45,013
- He travels everywhere with us.
- This little one is part of the family.
- 404
- 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,815
- Isn't that right, Buster?
- 405
- 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,734
- Of course.
- 406
- 00:33:51,905 --> 00:33:56,024
- And why is Mr. Wishbone two feet
- taller than stated here?
- 407
- 00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:59,117
- Growth hormones. In the meat.
- 408
- 00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:03,239
- Don't you watch the news?
- - And what's going on...
- 409
- 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,741
- ...with your daughter?
- 410
- 00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:09,916
- Acne. Puberty, you know.
- Very severe case.
- 411
- 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:15,797
- And what about you?
- - Me? Oh, yes,
- 412
- 00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,511
- I've been performing in
- "Dracula, the Musical" in London.
- 413
- 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:22,633
- I thought I'd get into costume now
- and save time.
- 414
- 00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:25,226
- Very impressive.
- The dog will definitely have to travel...
- 415
- 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:27,099
- ...in the hold with the luggage.
- 416
- 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,231
- Do you have a cage for it?
- 417
- 00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,228
- Mum, I don't want to
- travel with the luggage.
- 418
- 00:34:31,361 --> 00:34:35,571
- Don't worry, Max.
- I mean Buster.
- 419
- 00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:44,288
- That was me.
- I'm a ventriloquist.
- 420
- 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:48,667
- Hello there, madam,
- I'm a dog. Give me a biscuit, please.
- 421
- 00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:53,839
- If you could just bear with me
- for one second.
- 422
- 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:58,294
- Security, we've got
- a bit of a problem.
- 423
- 00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:01,760
- I can't look like this
- for the rest of my life.
- 424
- 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,015
- We have to get to London,
- find the witch...
- 425
- 00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:06,852
- ...so that she can make us
- human again.
- 426
- 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:10,226
- You have to let us on that plane.
- You have to.
- 427
- 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:15,152
- Hello?
- 428
- 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:19,649
- No problem. And I'll upgrade you
- to First Class.
- 429
- 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:25,700
- Here you go, your tickets.
- - Thank you.
- 430
- 00:35:27,751 --> 00:35:30,118
- Let's go, Frank.
- 431
- 00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:31,959
- Have a good flight.
- 432
- 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:35,001
- Didn't I tell you that
- everything would be fine?
- 433
- 00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:39,176
- I have no idea what just happened
- - You can hypnotise people.
- 434
- 00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:42,342
- It's just like in.
- 'The Curse Of The Mummy'. - Really?
- 435
- 00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:45,884
- Mummy,
- I need a bigger allowance.
- 436
- 00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:49,057
- Don't even think about it,
- young lady.
- 437
- 00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:53,683
- I would try that with dad.
- 438
- 00:35:58,114 --> 00:35:59,570
- Look, girls...
- 439
- 00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:02,782
- ...that's what happens when
- you over-exfoliate.
- 440
- 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:12,535
- You are all big stupid monkeys.
- 441
- 00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:20,922
- And she has got a banana.
- 442
- 00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:30,640
- Fay!
- 443
- 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:34,560
- Mum, if I have to look like this...
- 444
- 00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:38,152
- ...at least let me have some fun.
- 445
- 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:46,526
- Mocolate.
- 446
- 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,824
- Chocolate for everyone!
- 447
- 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,244
- Fay, stop this immediately.
- 448
- 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:57,417
- Come on, Mum, this is much better
- than an in-flight movie.
- 449
- 00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:05,504
- What's wrong?
- - I'm just...
- 450
- 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:10,259
- ...I'm just so hungry.
- 451
- 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:14,264
- So eat this.
- - No.
- 452
- 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:19,351
- How about tomato juice?
- 453
- 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,711
- Okay. Who are you
- and what's going on?
- 454
- 00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:40,247
- - Does the name...
- 455
- 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:43,045
- ..."The Prince Of Darkness"...
- 456
- 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:46,762
- ...ring any bells?
- 457
- 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:50,599
- I, well...
- I am Dracula.
- 458
- 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:55,266
- Dracula?
- How did you get on this plane?
- 459
- 00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:59,357
- I could not wait to meet you,
- my thorny rose.
- 460
- 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:03,938
- And now, my dear,
- to the matter in hand.
- 461
- 00:38:04,324 --> 00:38:06,782
- Well, in your hands,
- actually.
- 462
- 00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:10,110
- Drinking the blood of humans
- is such a messy affair...
- 463
- 00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:12,989
- ...and considered quite common
- these days.
- 464
- 00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:16,958
- Not to mention the matter of
- disposing of the leftovers.
- 465
- 00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:20,212
- Leftovers?
- - Come with me.
- 466
- 00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:22,831
- Come with you?
- - To where you belong.
- 467
- 00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:27,052
- To my castle.
- - But... but I, I...
- 468
- 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:31,799
- I can't leave my
- family behind.
- 469
- 00:38:32,185 --> 00:38:35,348
- Would you rather stay and drain these
- people of their life-force...
- 470
- 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:39,473
- ...in order to quench your
- insatiable thirst?
- 471
- 00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:43,853
- No.
- 472
- 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:49,692
- I'll come with you.
- - I hoped you might.
- 473
- 00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:04,666
- This place is not being Londra either.
- Disappear, pronto!
- 474
- 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,974
- Forgive the mask, I'm not overly
- fond of the sun.
- 475
- 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:18,220
- I know, how about
- a parachute?
- 476
- 00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:21,853
- Parachutes
- are for wimps.
- 477
- 00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:40,205
- Just out of interest,
- where are we flying?
- 478
- 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:43,837
- Towards our future together.
- 479
- 00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:57,809
- Call me pampered but...
- 480
- 00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:01,805
- ...I like to travel in style.
- 481
- 00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:07,568
- Memma?
- 482
- 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:11,698
- She was right here.
- - Where's she gone?
- 483
- 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:23,459
- Hey, give me that.
- 484
- 00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:26,873
- Come on. Jump.
- You can do it if you try.
- 485
- 00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:31,797
- That's gonna be handy.
- 486
- 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:36,177
- A little jest.
- Only I can do that.
- 487
- 00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:44,022
- This is a bit sudden, don't you think?
- 488
- 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,357
- Your lunch.
- 489
- 00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:50,854
- What on earth is this?
- 490
- 00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:54,650
- I want blood, not a pill.
- 491
- 00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:59,451
- Trust me, Emma. - But how can I
- trust you? You're Dracula.
- 492
- 00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:02,119
- That's why only I know what you need.
- 493
- 00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:13,297
- Yes, it's an acquired taste.
- 494
- 00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:18,757
- It's working.
- 495
- 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:22,014
- I'm changing back.
- 496
- 00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:25,059
- Why are you helping me?
- 497
- 00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:27,808
- You're the first person
- in a thousand years...
- 498
- 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:31,687
- ...who has lifted my melancholy.
- - That's so sad.
- 499
- 00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:34,322
- No, because you have
- been worth the wait.
- 500
- 00:41:34,701 --> 00:41:37,910
- Finally there's someone who can
- understand me and share my life.
- 501
- 00:41:38,287 --> 00:41:40,494
- Romantically.
- 502
- 00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:42,955
- A vampire wife.
- 503
- 00:41:45,712 --> 00:41:49,330
- Wait, did you send that
- witch after us?
- 504
- 00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:58,093
- Witch? No, I don't know any witches.
- Do they even really exist?
- 505
- 00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:00,636
- I want to get back
- to my family.
- 506
- 00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:04,811
- Do they really make you happy?
- 507
- 00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:09,725
- Well... sometimes.
- 508
- 00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:13,566
- "Sometimes" is nowhere near enough
- for you, my darling.
- 509
- 00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:16,690
- You deserve to be happy "always".
- 510
- 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,655
- I will devote myself to...
- 511
- 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:23,656
- ...showing you a life beyond
- your wildest dreams.
- 512
- 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:33,582
- Our home would be
- my castle.
- 513
- 00:42:39,182 --> 00:42:41,219
- But we will travel...
- 514
- 00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:44,926
- ...to the most romantic places.
- 515
- 00:43:10,338 --> 00:43:12,921
- I will give you this world...
- 516
- 00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:17,250
- ...and worlds beyond.
- 517
- 00:43:51,212 --> 00:43:54,204
- It could be wonderful.
- 518
- 00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:58,837
- Can your husband offer you anything
- like that?
- 519
- 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:04,090
- We did play Scrabble on a Tuesday night
- last May for no particular reason.
- 520
- 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:08,844
- Then what are you waiting for,
- my love? Follow your heart to me.
- 521
- 00:44:09,272 --> 00:44:11,309
- Oh. I...
- 522
- 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:14,270
- ...I have to get back to my family.
- 523
- 00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:21,691
- You would choose
- to be unhappy?
- 524
- 00:44:22,076 --> 00:44:26,286
- No. But when you're a mother,
- you have to take the good with the bad.
- 525
- 00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:29,247
- Well if you're that sure,
- don't let me keep you.
- 526
- 00:44:29,959 --> 00:44:33,202
- You could have just called me a cab!
- 527
- 00:44:38,426 --> 00:44:42,590
- If mum doesn't show up here...
- - ...we might never see her again.
- 528
- 00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:46,636
- Emma will be fine, guys.
- Relax.
- 529
- 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:51,558
- Tai chi with me. I call this one...
- 530
- 00:44:51,898 --> 00:44:55,061
- 'Chicken Flies Into The Soup'
- 531
- 00:44:58,696 --> 00:44:59,982
- Mum?
- 532
- 00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:01,813
- Memma.
- 533
- 00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:05,150
- Coming!
- 534
- 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:08,449
- Mummy!
- I really need to practise that.
- 535
- 00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:10,868
- You're back!
- - We thought we'd never see you again.
- 536
- 00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:13,912
- I'm fine. It's okay.
- 537
- 00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:16,878
- Memma. Memma. Memma.
- 538
- 00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:20,211
- Gently, gently, gently.
- 539
- 00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:25,212
- So what's with the disappearing act?
- 540
- 00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:27,680
- Did you ever think of
- calling your family?
- 541
- 00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:30,676
- Yes, we were really worried.
- Where have you been?
- 542
- 00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:33,929
- It wasn't that easy.
- Dracula has a way...
- 543
- 00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:38,396
- ...of hypnotising you.
- - Dracula, the vampire?
- 544
- 00:45:38,778 --> 00:45:41,236
- No, Dracula, the hair stylist.
- 545
- 00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:44,606
- So, is he handsome?
- Like in the films?
- 546
- 00:45:44,951 --> 00:45:46,567
- Mammsome?
- 547
- 00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:49,823
- He's kind of looking for love.
- 548
- 00:45:50,206 --> 00:45:51,662
- Mmove?
- 549
- 00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:57,793
- Renfield!
- 550
- 00:45:58,172 --> 00:46:01,460
- Prepare Operation Ice Age.
- 551
- 00:46:01,842 --> 00:46:06,336
- If I can't have love,
- then no-one can.
- 552
- 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:09,931
- I will eliminate all
- life on Earth.
- 553
- 00:46:10,309 --> 00:46:12,516
- Oh and tell Baba Yaga...
- 554
- 00:46:12,895 --> 00:46:16,138
- ...I have something
- particularly nasty planned for her...
- 555
- 00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:20,768
- ...if she doesn't destroy
- this 'happy family'...
- 556
- 00:46:21,153 --> 00:46:23,360
- ...immediately!
- 557
- 00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:29,401
- This not Londra.
- 558
- 00:46:30,997 --> 00:46:31,987
- Hi.
- 559
- 00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:37,413
- Disappear, pronto!
- 560
- 00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:45,838
- Mig Men.
- 561
- 00:46:46,679 --> 00:46:47,794
- Big Ben.
- 562
- 00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:51,006
- Mig Men.
- 563
- 00:46:51,392 --> 00:46:54,384
- It's the witch.
- 564
- 00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:57,603
- Oculus wrong again.
- - Get her!
- 565
- 00:46:57,982 --> 00:47:01,020
- This is Londra.
- 566
- 00:47:02,194 --> 00:47:04,231
- There's no way I'm jumping
- in after her.
- 567
- 00:47:04,613 --> 00:47:06,854
- Of course not,
- scaredy-cat.
- 568
- 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:11,530
- Oh, could you please stop arguing
- just for once.
- 569
- 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,162
- Oh, no, not this
- crazy magic again.
- 570
- 00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:21,786
- What is she doing?
- Is she going to change us back?
- 571
- 00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:36,643
- It's about time.
- Let's go.
- 572
- 00:47:37,021 --> 00:47:39,183
- Change us back
- so we can fly home.
- 573
- 00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:43,308
- No, do I will not.
- Fully charged, my amulet is.
- 574
- 00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:46,277
- Now finish my task,
- I can.
- 575
- 00:47:46,655 --> 00:47:50,364
- So Baba Yaga free can be,
- at last.
- 576
- 00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:58,414
- No.
- 577
- 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:04,750
- Stay here,
- you little piece of...
- 578
- 00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:11,419
- Enough, messed up my work,
- you have.
- 579
- 00:48:11,806 --> 00:48:17,222
- By air, by sky.
- Now you will fly...
- 580
- 00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:20,095
- ...to Egypt!
- 581
- 00:48:21,190 --> 00:48:24,023
- Curse it again, all of them
- I've hit. - No...,
- 582
- 00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:26,268
- ...not all of them.
- 583
- 00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:41,040
- So who thinks the evil witch
- just tricked us?
- 584
- 00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:44,582
- That would probably explain why
- we're now in Egypt.
- 585
- 00:48:44,964 --> 00:48:47,126
- This is not a problem.
- 586
- 00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:51,418
- We are getting out of this desert and
- finding that witch.
- 587
- 00:48:51,804 --> 00:48:54,011
- And how do you think
- we should do that?
- 588
- 00:48:54,390 --> 00:48:57,724
- I haven't worked that out yet
- but, come on...
- 589
- 00:48:58,060 --> 00:49:00,973
- ...we're a family.
- We can do anything.
- 590
- 00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:05,974
- Follow me! We're getting out
- of this desert.
- 591
- 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:14,448
- Bring back my friend.
- - Never.
- 592
- 00:49:14,827 --> 00:49:18,661
- You run fast
- for an old crone.
- 593
- 00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:21,622
- Disappear, pronto!
- 594
- 00:49:23,169 --> 00:49:25,376
- Not cool.
- 595
- 00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:33,546
- My amulet.
- 596
- 00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:43,348
- Got it!
- 597
- 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:53,105
- Hold on.
- 598
- 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:59,535
- Take my hand!
- - Trust you, why should I?
- 599
- 00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:05,159
- Because I'm one of
- the good guys.
- 600
- 00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:10,541
- Imprison me, Dracula did,
- for a thousand years.
- 601
- 00:52:10,919 --> 00:52:14,628
- The more I hear about that guy,
- the less I like him.
- 602
- 00:52:15,007 --> 00:52:17,999
- And then freedom,
- he promised me,
- 603
- 00:52:18,344 --> 00:52:20,176
- if I did his evil bidding.
- - So now...
- 604
- 00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:23,717
- ...will you turn the
- Wishbones back?
- 605
- 00:52:24,099 --> 00:52:26,261
- Do that, only they
- themselves can.
- 606
- 00:52:26,644 --> 00:52:28,681
- Really? But how?
- 607
- 00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:31,646
- Only when happy they are...
- 608
- 00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:35,233
- ...human they
- will become again.
- 609
- 00:52:35,611 --> 00:52:38,069
- Well, I guess they'd
- better get used...
- 610
- 00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:40,776
- ...to being monsters.
- 611
- 00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:44,613
- Renfield!
- 612
- 00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:50,539
- The fate of the world...
- 613
- 00:52:50,918 --> 00:52:53,330
- ...rests in my hand.
- 614
- 00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:56,170
- The innocent snowflake...
- 615
- 00:52:56,548 --> 00:52:59,381
- ...engineered into
- a deadly weapon.
- 616
- 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,797
- Behold what this tiny flake...
- 617
- 00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:05,262
- ...alone can achieve.
- 618
- 00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:30,614
- Now imagine billions
- of these flakes...
- 619
- 00:53:30,999 --> 00:53:33,832
- ...pressed together into
- an icy sphere.
- 620
- 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:37,420
- With that I will destroy
- the Sun itself.
- 621
- 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:41,549
- And the Earth will be plunged
- into a deadly ice age.
- 622
- 00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:56,973
- Mum?
- 623
- 00:53:57,693 --> 00:54:01,186
- Mummy! I found footprints.
- 624
- 00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:02,687
- Footprints?
- 625
- 00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:06,737
- Well, we just have to follow them
- and we're saved.
- 626
- 00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:09,360
- Uffta. - Uffta.
- 627
- 00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:11,078
- Mummy...
- 628
- 00:54:11,457 --> 00:54:14,666
- - Yes? - These are
- our own footprints.
- 629
- 00:54:15,043 --> 00:54:17,580
- Oh...
- 630
- 00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:20,000
- Mhat?
- - Everything will be okay.
- 631
- 00:54:20,466 --> 00:54:22,298
- How? Look around.
- 632
- 00:54:22,676 --> 00:54:25,384
- We're in a giant,
- enormous sandpit!
- 633
- 00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:28,095
- You're making it sound
- as if this is my fault.
- 634
- 00:54:28,474 --> 00:54:32,638
- Well, you are the one who gave the
- amulet back to the evil witch.
- 635
- 00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:35,682
- Everything always has to be your way...
- 636
- 00:54:36,148 --> 00:54:38,105
- ...and we just have to deal with it.
- 637
- 00:54:39,485 --> 00:54:42,022
- You don't actually think I'm good
- at anything, do you?
- 638
- 00:54:42,404 --> 00:54:46,238
- No. Well you're great at making us look
- hideous and completely monstrous.
- 639
- 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:49,112
- You know how to ruin our lives
- better than anyone.
- 640
- 00:54:49,495 --> 00:54:53,159
- And I'm gonna be smelly
- and ugly for ever!
- 641
- 00:54:53,499 --> 00:54:55,911
- Why can't I have a daughter
- who is nice...
- 642
- 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,375
- ...who doesn't beat up her brother
- who doesn't flunk school...
- 643
- 00:54:58,754 --> 00:55:01,621
- ...and who doesn't make me feel
- like an actual monster?!
- 644
- 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:09,052
- I'm so very sorry, sweetie.
- 645
- 00:55:09,723 --> 00:55:13,808
- Then maybe you should find
- another daughter. - Fay. Come back!
- 646
- 00:55:14,770 --> 00:55:18,263
- I'm counting to three.
- One, two...
- 647
- 00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:20,185
- three...
- 648
- 00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,101
- 87...
- 649
- 00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:25,103
- 88...
- 650
- 00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:26,445
- 89...
- 651
- 00:55:26,865 --> 00:55:29,232
- I don't think she's coming back.
- 652
- 00:55:29,993 --> 00:55:32,826
- Max, I'm sorry, but that really
- doesn't help at all.
- 653
- 00:55:34,915 --> 00:55:38,499
- Oh, great. Fay's not here
- so you're yelling at me.
- 654
- 00:55:39,253 --> 00:55:41,540
- I'm through with this family.
- 655
- 00:55:41,922 --> 00:55:45,165
- I'm a lone wolf now.
- 656
- 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:49,968
- Max, I'm counting to three.
- 657
- 00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:52,213
- One...
- 658
- 00:55:52,558 --> 00:55:53,764
- two...
- 659
- 00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:58,302
- 741...
- 660
- 00:55:58,689 --> 00:56:01,056
- 742...
- 661
- 00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:04,183
- Oh...
- 662
- 00:56:04,570 --> 00:56:07,779
- Why is it whenever I need
- you most, you stand there and...
- 663
- 00:56:08,156 --> 00:56:11,194
- ...don't say a word?!
- - Uffta?
- 664
- 00:56:11,577 --> 00:56:15,741
- Well it's too late
- to start now. - Uffta?
- 665
- 00:56:16,123 --> 00:56:19,115
- I can't deal with this any more!
- 666
- 00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:21,538
- Just go away! Move!
- 667
- 00:56:36,602 --> 00:56:38,092
- Uffta.
- 668
- 00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:40,928
- Memma.
- 669
- 00:56:43,358 --> 00:56:46,567
- We're better off apart.
- 670
- 00:56:51,992 --> 00:56:54,780
- Emma has left her family.
- 671
- 00:56:55,162 --> 00:56:58,780
- I might have just been given
- a second chance.
- 672
- 00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:02,249
- I'm going to fly
- back to my Emma!
- 673
- 00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:05,541
- Renfield,
- pause Operation Ice Age.
- 674
- 00:57:36,078 --> 00:57:38,866
- Oh, I'm so hungry.
- 675
- 00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:43,369
- I need blood.
- 676
- 00:57:48,131 --> 00:57:51,340
- Dinner time.
- 677
- 00:58:03,563 --> 00:58:07,397
- And just when you think things
- can't get any weirder...
- 678
- 00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:10,359
- You are trespassing in my desert.
- 679
- 00:58:10,696 --> 00:58:12,607
- ...you meet a talking whirlwind.
- 680
- 00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:21,662
- Nobody enters my...
- 681
- 00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:26,917
- Welcome to Egypt...
- 682
- 00:58:27,295 --> 00:58:28,956
- ...beautiful creature.
- 683
- 00:58:34,428 --> 00:58:36,510
- Here it's hot.
- 684
- 00:58:37,472 --> 00:58:39,554
- Finally some shade.
- 685
- 00:58:50,027 --> 00:58:54,021
- Cut it out.
- I don't need a haircut.
- 686
- 00:59:03,749 --> 00:59:06,992
- No-one messes
- with Weremax!
- 687
- 00:59:16,511 --> 00:59:18,001
- Melp.
- 688
- 00:59:21,099 --> 00:59:22,715
- Melp.
- 689
- 00:59:30,442 --> 00:59:33,685
- Whose great idea was it
- to have a...,
- 690
- 00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:38,315
- ...fashion photo shoot
- in the desert?
- 691
- 00:59:53,799 --> 00:59:55,335
- Girls.
- 692
- 00:59:58,762 --> 01:00:00,344
- I say.
- 693
- 01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:18,317
- Come a little closer, honey
- Come to me
- 694
- 01:00:23,078 --> 01:00:25,945
- Whoa!
- 695
- 01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:30,996
- Gosh,
- you surely startled us.
- 696
- 01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:34,541
- What are you doing out
- here all alone?
- 697
- 01:00:35,924 --> 01:00:38,837
- Are you alright, dear?
- You look a little pale.
- 698
- 01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:41,628
- And you look delicious.
- 699
- 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:04,867
- My darling needs me and
- here I am.
- 700
- 01:01:05,245 --> 01:01:06,986
- May I?
- 701
- 01:01:27,058 --> 01:01:30,346
- Oh, my, what a man.
- 702
- 01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:36,395
- Come a little closer, honey
- Come to me
- 703
- 01:01:43,742 --> 01:01:46,074
- am Pharaoh Imhotep.
- 704
- 01:01:46,912 --> 01:01:50,121
- You're Johnny Depp?
- - Im-ho-tep!
- 705
- 01:01:50,498 --> 01:01:52,489
- Oh, okay, great and sandy one.
- 706
- 01:01:56,796 --> 01:01:59,163
- You are very beautiful.
- 707
- 01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:03,376
- Me? - I have lived
- for more than 3,000 years...
- 708
- 01:02:03,762 --> 01:02:09,053
- ...and in all that time I have
- met no-one as beautiful as you.
- 709
- 01:02:10,810 --> 01:02:15,270
- Come, let me show you
- the true power of the mummy.
- 710
- 01:02:19,611 --> 01:02:23,479
- You, too, can do this.
- 711
- 01:02:24,491 --> 01:02:29,657
- Yeah.
- You simply have to wish it.
- 712
- 01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:34,664
- So nice.
- - Uffta!
- 713
- 01:03:07,492 --> 01:03:10,610
- Welcome home.
- 714
- 01:03:12,872 --> 01:03:15,955
- Wow. Are you sure
- you've got enough room?
- 715
- 01:03:20,297 --> 01:03:22,504
- Would you give me
- the honour...?
- 716
- 01:04:11,181 --> 01:04:13,718
- Hold tight!
- 717
- 01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:19,061
- Stay with me, Emma
- and make me the happiest...
- 718
- 01:04:19,481 --> 01:04:22,815
- ...immortal plasma-dependent
- fiend on Earth.
- 719
- 01:04:37,874 --> 01:04:40,582
- Hey, anything on four legs
- stays on a lead!
- 720
- 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:43,414
- Who's on four legs?
- 721
- 01:04:54,099 --> 01:04:57,512
- Hi.
- 722
- 01:04:57,894 --> 01:04:59,931
- It's okay,
- I won't hurt you.
- 723
- 01:05:02,565 --> 01:05:06,103
- Scary people are lonely because
- nobody wants to be around them.
- 724
- 01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:12,781
- Wow, this is amazing!
- 725
- 01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:39,929
- Welcome to my home.
- 726
- 01:05:40,311 --> 01:05:41,767
- For thousands of years...
- 727
- 01:05:42,147 --> 01:05:45,060
- ...I have waited for a woman
- like you.
- 728
- 01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:47,729
- One who is special.
- 729
- 01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:51,695
- One whose beauty shines brighter...
- 730
- 01:05:52,073 --> 01:05:53,734
- ...than the sun.
- 731
- 01:05:55,702 --> 01:05:59,070
- One with whom I can...
- conquer the world.
- 732
- 01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:01,868
- Er, conquer the world?
- 733
- 01:06:04,627 --> 01:06:08,336
- I'm a lazy boy
- I watch the sun shine
- 734
- 01:06:08,631 --> 01:06:11,339
- Lighting up
- the peerless peaceful sea
- 735
- 01:06:14,179 --> 01:06:15,920
- Moliday!
- 736
- 01:06:19,142 --> 01:06:21,179
- Ladies.
- 737
- 01:06:24,564 --> 01:06:26,555
- Uffta?
- 738
- 01:06:26,858 --> 01:06:29,190
- I'll take it from here, girls.
- 739
- 01:06:35,492 --> 01:06:39,201
- You're certainly taking your time
- to decide, my love.
- 740
- 01:06:39,579 --> 01:06:42,196
- That's going to hurt
- in the morning.
- 741
- 01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:47,876
- So, darling,
- will you be mine?
- 742
- 01:06:51,466 --> 01:06:55,425
- They're better off without me.
- I accept.
- 743
- 01:06:59,349 --> 01:07:02,216
- Then I am more happy than
- any man living or dead
- 744
- 01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:05,219
- ...has reason to be. Renfield!
- 745
- 01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:11,225
- Show my fiancée to her chamber.
- 746
- 01:07:11,611 --> 01:07:13,648
- And prepare my Lazarus bath.
- 747
- 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:16,943
- I think I'm starting to
- sag a little.
- 748
- 01:07:17,325 --> 01:07:21,034
- Now that we have finally
- found each other...
- 749
- 01:07:21,412 --> 01:07:24,905
- ...we have the immense power
- to rule the world like gods.
- 750
- 01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:28,368
- No-one will disobey
- our commands.
- 751
- 01:07:28,753 --> 01:07:32,667
- And all will worship your divine,
- immeasurable beauty.
- 752
- 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,835
- I don't think so.
- 753
- 01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:37,425
- Do not contradict me.
- 754
- 01:07:37,804 --> 01:07:41,763
- Will if I want to. No way
- you can force me. - Oh, yes, I can.
- 755
- 01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:45,634
- Oh, you sound exactly
- like my mother.
- 756
- 01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:56,065
- You still have much to learn.
- 757
- 01:07:57,073 --> 01:08:01,237
- Education is not really
- my thing. So bye.
- 758
- 01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:20,048
- This is mine?
- 759
- 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:32,598
- Renfield is such a chatterbox.
- 760
- 01:08:41,701 --> 01:08:44,443
- What a mattress!
- 761
- 01:09:20,907 --> 01:09:23,148
- Why was I always so strict?
- 762
- 01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:30,538
- I'm a lazy boy
- I watch the sun shine
- 763
- 01:09:31,042 --> 01:09:33,909
- Lighting up
- the peerless peaceful sea
- 764
- 01:09:36,339 --> 01:09:37,545
- More.
- 765
- 01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:40,544
- Help!
- 766
- 01:09:41,260 --> 01:09:42,375
- Melp?
- 767
- 01:09:42,804 --> 01:09:45,341
- Meow.
- 768
- 01:09:45,723 --> 01:09:47,339
- Dad.
- 769
- 01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:55,101
- I think you might need
- 770
- 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:57,391
- a little mirror time.
- 771
- 01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:00,981
- I, I, I can't...
- 772
- 01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:02,904
- ...I can't
- be seen like...
- 773
- 01:10:03,324 --> 01:10:05,782
- ...this.
- 774
- 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:11,697
- Beauty doesn't last.
- 775
- 01:10:19,257 --> 01:10:22,545
- Now that I've found you,
- I will not let you go.
- 776
- 01:10:22,927 --> 01:10:25,635
- I'm not going to let you take
- over the world.
- 777
- 01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:29,631
- You must come with me.
- Who else will accept you...
- 778
- 01:10:30,017 --> 01:10:32,258
- ...looking like you do?
- 779
- 01:10:32,729 --> 01:10:35,096
- It doesn't matter what anyone
- else thinks, Fay.
- 780
- 01:10:36,274 --> 01:10:38,857
- It doesn't matter what
- I look like.
- 781
- 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:41,943
- It matters
- who I am inside.
- 782
- 01:10:42,321 --> 01:10:44,653
- If you will not come
- with me willingly...
- 783
- 01:10:45,032 --> 01:10:46,989
- ...I will force you.
- 784
- 01:10:50,621 --> 01:10:51,656
- Ow!
- 785
- 01:10:52,039 --> 01:10:54,656
- Leave my sister alone.
- 786
- 01:10:57,086 --> 01:10:58,576
- Die!
- 787
- 01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:06,543
- - Hm?
- 788
- 01:11:20,109 --> 01:11:23,568
- Thanks for trying to save me.
- That was really brave.
- 789
- 01:11:23,946 --> 01:11:28,281
- You're welcome. And we really need to
- talk about your choice of boyfriend.
- 790
- 01:11:30,912 --> 01:11:33,370
- Uffta. Mash.
- 791
- 01:11:39,879 --> 01:11:42,416
- Okay, he is way scarier
- than I am.
- 792
- 01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:55,725
- Mash! Immommebb.
- 793
- 01:12:36,936 --> 01:12:39,724
- You know I only have cucumbers
- in my bath!
- 794
- 01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:43,849
- Although drowned bats are
- a welcome addition.
- 795
- 01:12:50,116 --> 01:12:51,572
- You!
- 796
- 01:12:51,951 --> 01:12:53,988
- Be cool.
- 797
- 01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:56,953
- She's on our side.
- - What?
- 798
- 01:12:57,331 --> 01:13:02,121
- True, it is. - I've fallen for your
- lies far too many times.
- 799
- 01:13:02,503 --> 01:13:07,248
- We can trust her. She brought
- me here to you, didn't she?
- 800
- 01:13:07,592 --> 01:13:10,380
- Well...
- that's true.
- 801
- 01:13:10,761 --> 01:13:13,423
- Dracula forced her to put
- the spell on you.
- 802
- 01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,514
- She was his prisoner.
- - Dracula did that?
- 803
- 01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:20,932
- Monster he is, who will stop at
- nothing to get what he desires.
- 804
- 01:13:21,314 --> 01:13:25,308
- I guess I didn't want to see
- who he really was.
- 805
- 01:13:25,693 --> 01:13:28,811
- Now I may never see
- my family again.
- 806
- 01:13:31,365 --> 01:13:32,776
- It's alright.
- 807
- 01:13:33,159 --> 01:13:36,368
- For you, change that I could.
- 808
- 01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:44,997
- Who knew dad had it in him?
- 809
- 01:13:45,379 --> 01:13:48,121
- I guess he just
- needed a holiday?
- 810
- 01:13:59,060 --> 01:14:02,803
- Oh, I missed you so much.
- Are you okay?
- 811
- 01:14:03,189 --> 01:14:05,772
- Yes. Thanks to dad.
- 812
- 01:14:06,150 --> 01:14:08,391
- You should have seen him
- fight the giant beetle.
- 813
- 01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:11,816
- You fought a monster?
- 814
- 01:14:12,198 --> 01:14:13,233
- And won.
- 815
- 01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:17,280
- What are we doing here?
- - And what...
- 816
- 01:14:17,662 --> 01:14:21,405
- ...is she doing here?
- - Here to help, I am.
- 817
- 01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:25,375
- She brought us
- all together.
- 818
- 01:14:25,753 --> 01:14:27,664
- Emma...
- 819
- 01:14:28,089 --> 01:14:30,922
- ...you mustn't
- leave this castle.
- 820
- 01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:33,416
- So he can speak.
- - Yeah.
- 821
- 01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:36,215
- If you don't...
- 822
- 01:14:36,597 --> 01:14:40,511
- ...marry my master,
- he will destroy the world.
- 823
- 01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:43,760
- What?
- - Talk about over-reacting.
- 824
- 01:14:44,146 --> 01:14:48,765
- He plans to shoot a giant
- ice sphere into the sun and then...
- 825
- 01:14:49,068 --> 01:14:50,854
- ...the sun
- will be extinguished...
- 826
- 01:14:51,237 --> 01:14:53,899
- ...and all life on Earth
- will come to an end.
- 827
- 01:14:54,281 --> 01:14:57,899
- Except for vampires.
- Who don't need sunlight.
- 828
- 01:14:58,536 --> 01:15:01,369
- So in order to save
- all life on Earth...
- 829
- 01:15:01,706 --> 01:15:03,868
- ...I have to marry Dracula?
- 830
- 01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:05,706
- Mmm.
- 831
- 01:15:06,085 --> 01:15:09,419
- No. We'll stop him.
- - But how?
- 832
- 01:15:09,797 --> 01:15:13,335
- My master is currently
- in his Lazarus bath.
- 833
- 01:15:13,718 --> 01:15:16,050
- He needs it to stop
- himself from aging.
- 834
- 01:15:16,429 --> 01:15:19,342
- Good to know but we're trying
- to save the planet here.
- 835
- 01:15:19,724 --> 01:15:23,843
- You misunderstand.
- In the bath he's helpless.
- 836
- 01:15:24,228 --> 01:15:28,062
- But he's only inside
- until sunset.
- 837
- 01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:31,729
- Okay, we've got no plan
- and no time.
- 838
- 01:15:32,153 --> 01:15:35,362
- Wait. Does this castle
- have a kitchen?
- 839
- 01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:39,028
- Only the best
- in the catalogue.
- 840
- 01:15:41,829 --> 01:15:45,038
- Okay. We need salt,
- olive oil and water.
- 841
- 01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:49,535
- We're making Dracula pasta?
- - With salt, olive oil and sacred balm...
- 842
- 01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:54,710
- holy water, you make!
- - Major anti-vampire mojo.
- 843
- 01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:58,380
- Holy water will beat
- Dracula? - For sure.
- 844
- 01:15:58,763 --> 01:16:01,596
- Once he's beaten,
- we'll lock him up forever.
- 845
- 01:16:02,433 --> 01:16:04,470
- Salt and oil.
- 846
- 01:16:04,852 --> 01:16:07,184
- And water.
- - Er, Max.
- 847
- 01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:10,555
- Where will we find sacred
- balm in a kitchen?
- 848
- 01:16:10,941 --> 01:16:13,228
- I don't think it's gonna
- be in the spice rack.
- 849
- 01:16:13,611 --> 01:16:16,103
- It's been here
- all the time.
- 850
- 01:16:16,322 --> 01:16:19,610
- Your bandages are steeped
- in a sacred embalming fluid.
- 851
- 01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:22,985
- Okay. Sometimes being smart...
- 852
- 01:16:23,370 --> 01:16:25,281
- ...is extremely cool.
- 853
- 01:16:35,257 --> 01:16:38,795
- It's amazing what people will do
- to knock off just a few years.
- 854
- 01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:41,510
- I'm gonna jump on the tank and
- I'll pour in the holy water.
- 855
- 01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:46,140
- Awake, the Dark One is.
- 856
- 01:16:46,519 --> 01:16:50,057
- Emma, why would you stay
- with your wretched family...
- 857
- 01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:54,433
- ...when we can achieve
- greatness together?
- 858
- 01:16:54,819 --> 01:16:58,028
- Oh, no, I sense you
- brought holy water.
- 859
- 01:16:58,405 --> 01:17:00,897
- Wow, how can he smell
- through that thing?
- 860
- 01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:04,158
- Your heart is so dark,
- no-one could love you.
- 861
- 01:17:04,829 --> 01:17:07,742
- Do be careful. It's very steep.
- 862
- 01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:10,161
- - Ouch!
- - Told you.
- 863
- 01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:15,916
- This is from the Wishbones!
- 864
- 01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:33,188
- For every antidote there
- is an antiantidote.
- 865
- 01:17:35,568 --> 01:17:36,808
- Bon appétit.
- 866
- 01:17:38,237 --> 01:17:39,727
- And welcome back.
- 867
- 01:17:44,201 --> 01:17:45,612
- I'm hungry!
- 868
- 01:17:48,747 --> 01:17:53,287
- I'm sure your mother's love for you
- is bigger than her appetite.
- 869
- 01:17:54,628 --> 01:17:56,118
- Memma. Mon't.
- 870
- 01:17:57,548 --> 01:18:01,883
- Now bite him and we shall live
- together for all eternity.
- 871
- 01:18:02,845 --> 01:18:06,008
- You are mine.
- You are a vampire.
- 872
- 01:18:06,557 --> 01:18:08,764
- Fulfil your destiny.
- 873
- 01:18:10,728 --> 01:18:12,093
- I...
- 874
- 01:18:12,479 --> 01:18:15,141
- ...Immove... you.
- 875
- 01:18:16,984 --> 01:18:19,066
- What are you doing?
- 876
- 01:18:22,364 --> 01:18:27,029
- Yes, Emma. Do it!
- Do it now!
- 877
- 01:18:29,205 --> 01:18:31,788
- Emma?
- No!
- 878
- 01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:34,574
- No!
- 879
- 01:18:36,003 --> 01:18:37,459
- Yes!
- 880
- 01:18:38,088 --> 01:18:41,672
- The greatest magic,
- love is.
- 881
- 01:18:43,010 --> 01:18:44,466
- Yuck.
- 882
- 01:18:46,013 --> 01:18:47,469
- What?
- 883
- 01:18:53,312 --> 01:18:55,724
- Why does this always happen to me?
- 884
- 01:18:55,898 --> 01:18:58,105
- You leave my mum alone.
- 885
- 01:19:02,613 --> 01:19:06,072
- Ah, so much for romance.
- 886
- 01:19:06,450 --> 01:19:10,489
- Humans, why must you
- always be so... human?
- 887
- 01:19:25,094 --> 01:19:28,507
- Is everyone okay?
- 888
- 01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:33,599
- I'm so glad you're awake.
- What I have in store for you is...
- 889
- 01:19:33,978 --> 01:19:36,720
- ...much more enjoyable
- if you're conscious.
- 890
- 01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:40,440
- The ice sphere is expanding.
- 891
- 01:19:41,318 --> 01:19:44,356
- And soon we'll be
- ready for launch.
- 892
- 01:19:44,738 --> 01:19:46,854
- So I'm afraid it's
- going to get very cramped...
- 893
- 01:19:47,241 --> 01:19:50,359
- ...and very, very
- cold in here.
- 894
- 01:19:51,537 --> 01:19:55,121
- Let my family go and
- I will stay with you.
- 895
- 01:19:55,499 --> 01:19:57,615
- It's too late,
- I'm afraid...
- 896
- 01:19:58,002 --> 01:20:00,994
- ...Emma. You chose
- your family over me.
- 897
- 01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:04,372
- And now I choose
- to destroy you.
- 898
- 01:20:04,758 --> 01:20:08,877
- Just look at it as a
- particularly bad break up.
- 899
- 01:20:20,232 --> 01:20:23,691
- You and my traitorous servant
- are about to discover what happens...
- 900
- 01:20:24,028 --> 01:20:28,363
- ...when you betray
- the Prince of Darkness.
- 901
- 01:20:29,408 --> 01:20:32,946
- I've made a huge mistake and
- I got us into this.
- 902
- 01:20:33,329 --> 01:20:34,785
- You were right, Fay.
- 903
- 01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:37,622
- I'm really good
- at messing up.
- 904
- 01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:41,497
- No, Mum, you were right.
- - I was?
- 905
- 01:20:41,879 --> 01:20:45,122
- It doesn't matter if people look at
- me and see an ugly mummy.
- 906
- 01:20:45,507 --> 01:20:48,590
- I know who I am under
- all these bandages.
- 907
- 01:20:48,969 --> 01:20:51,176
- And it's not that much
- fun being scary.
- 908
- 01:20:51,555 --> 01:20:54,217
- It's actually kind of lonely.
- - I'm sorry...
- 909
- 01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:56,887
- ...I said all those
- awful things.
- 910
- 01:20:57,269 --> 01:21:00,933
- I wouldn't want any
- other family. - Frank...
- 911
- 01:21:01,315 --> 01:21:04,683
- ...mmove... family.
- 912
- 01:21:05,069 --> 01:21:07,356
- I mmove you, too.
- 913
- 01:21:07,738 --> 01:21:09,854
- Room for one more?
- 914
- 01:22:11,468 --> 01:22:15,928
- You broke the spell!
- You're finally happy.
- 915
- 01:22:16,306 --> 01:22:19,799
- Come on, we have
- to stop Dracula.
- 916
- 01:22:20,144 --> 01:22:22,852
- We've just got this little
- problem with the chains.
- 917
- 01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:25,096
- I don't.
- 918
- 01:22:25,482 --> 01:22:27,723
- And so you're going
- to step up and single-handedly...
- 919
- 01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:30,272
- ...conquer the
- Prince of Darkness...
- 920
- 01:22:30,654 --> 01:22:32,270
- ...and take us all home.
- - What?
- 921
- 01:22:32,656 --> 01:22:35,614
- You're the only one
- who's not chained up.
- 922
- 01:22:40,539 --> 01:22:41,870
- Hey.
- 923
- 01:22:47,045 --> 01:22:48,251
- Hello.
- 924
- 01:22:51,258 --> 01:22:53,841
- Wishbones, let's save the world then.
- 925
- 01:22:57,639 --> 01:22:59,801
- The sun is
- about to rise...
- 926
- 01:23:00,184 --> 01:23:03,927
- ...for the last time, because
- very soon, my little friend...
- 927
- 01:23:04,313 --> 01:23:07,101
- ...your big brother will be
- sent to destroy it!
- 928
- 01:23:11,028 --> 01:23:13,770
- Not you again.
- What are you doing here?
- 929
- 01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:16,488
- You are meant to be frozen.
- 930
- 01:23:16,867 --> 01:23:20,030
- In your dreams.
- The Wishbones never give up.
- 931
- 01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:23,200
- Such confidence.
- Do tell me, my dear...
- 932
- 01:23:23,624 --> 01:23:26,912
- ...how do you plan to defeat
- a being who can freeze you at will?
- 933
- 01:23:57,491 --> 01:23:59,983
- Vile deceivers!
- 934
- 01:24:05,749 --> 01:24:07,956
- I guess you're not
- so powerful now.
- 935
- 01:24:08,210 --> 01:24:09,871
- I can still press a button.
- 936
- 01:24:10,254 --> 01:24:12,541
- Not so fast, you creep!
- 937
- 01:24:28,146 --> 01:24:31,559
- Take that, and that,
- and that, that and...
- 938
- 01:24:34,778 --> 01:24:37,486
- Enough of this.
- 939
- 01:24:38,282 --> 01:24:39,989
- What's he doing?
- 940
- 01:24:40,367 --> 01:24:42,779
- Mrap. I mean crap!
- 941
- 01:24:43,161 --> 01:24:47,120
- Pathetic creatures.
- Look at you.
- 942
- 01:24:47,499 --> 01:24:50,912
- Hideous. Weak. Timid.
- 943
- 01:24:51,295 --> 01:24:55,539
- But we are a family.
- Something that you will never have.
- 944
- 01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:57,961
- And neither will you.
- 945
- 01:24:58,302 --> 01:24:59,918
- What now?
- 946
- 01:25:00,304 --> 01:25:03,387
- I beat a beetle.
- - And won!
- 947
- 01:25:03,765 --> 01:25:06,473
- I think I can
- deal with that.
- 948
- 01:25:06,685 --> 01:25:09,427
- Okay, let's settle
- this man to bat.
- 949
- 01:25:26,163 --> 01:25:27,824
- The sun.
- 950
- 01:25:32,210 --> 01:25:35,919
- Did you really think
- you could defeat me?
- 951
- 01:25:36,298 --> 01:25:38,539
- Me?
- The Prince of Darkness.
- 952
- 01:25:44,473 --> 01:25:48,341
- The Scourge of Transylvania.
- Say goodbye to your...
- 953
- 01:26:14,211 --> 01:26:16,327
- Pitiful mortals.
- 954
- 01:26:23,303 --> 01:26:26,466
- You cannot... defeat...
- 955
- 01:26:42,322 --> 01:26:44,484
- Huh, Dracula.
- 956
- 01:26:46,952 --> 01:26:48,693
- As I've always said
- 957
- 01:26:49,079 --> 01:26:52,492
- it's good to do things
- together as a family.
- 958
- 01:27:05,137 --> 01:27:09,005
- More work for you, Wishbone.
- 959
- 01:27:09,391 --> 01:27:11,849
- No can do.
- I'm going home.
- 960
- 01:27:12,227 --> 01:27:15,936
- I can fire you, you know.
- You should think of your family.
- 961
- 01:27:16,314 --> 01:27:19,181
- That's exactly what I'm doing.
- 962
- 01:27:20,318 --> 01:27:23,185
- Wishbone! Wishbone!
- 963
- 01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:28,153
- It might seem crazy what
- I'm about to say
- 964
- 01:27:31,246 --> 01:27:34,159
- Sunshine she's here,
- you can take a break
- 965
- 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:37,582
- Because I'm happy
- 966
- 01:27:37,836 --> 01:27:41,249
- Clap along if you feel
- like a room without a roof
- 967
- 01:27:41,840 --> 01:27:43,581
- Because I'm happy
- 968
- 01:27:43,842 --> 01:27:47,426
- Clap along if you feel
- like happiness is the truth
- 969
- 01:27:47,846 --> 01:27:49,587
- Because I'm happy
- 970
- 01:27:49,848 --> 01:27:53,261
- Clap along if you know
- what happiness is to you
- 971
- 01:27:53,852 --> 01:27:55,593
- Because I'm happy
- 972
- 01:27:55,854 --> 01:28:00,189
- Clap along if you feel
- like that's what you wanna do
- 973
- 01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:06,817
- Here comes bad news
- talking this and that, yeah
- 974
- 01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:11,196
- Well, give me all you got,
- and don't hold it back
- 975
- 01:28:16,750 --> 01:28:17,911
- Da-da!
- - Yeah!
- 976
- 01:28:19,294 --> 01:28:21,001
- Happy
- 977
- 01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:25,210
- Only you
- can make me happy
- 978
- 01:28:29,304 --> 01:28:30,886
- Happy
- 979
- 01:28:31,306 --> 01:28:36,221
- Only you
- can make me happy
- 980
- 01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:39,929
- So happy
- 981
- 01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:41,680
- Bye.
- 982
- 01:28:42,234 --> 01:28:45,226
- Only you
- can make me happy
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