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  1. : he is what we call a dog, or a swine
  2. SezyApple-LFT: asking any female for nudes is so rude
  3. SezyApple-LFT: now im mad
  4. SezyApple-LFT: sorry
  5. Repti❤: I thought it was normal but I didn' tlike it either ;-;
  6. Repti❤: I didn't send him any
  7. Repti❤: cuz I aint a skank
  8. Repti❤: but he always got mad
  9. Repti❤: :(
  10. SezyApple-LFT: he is no good
  11. SezyApple-LFT: im sorry
  12. SezyApple-LFT: but
  13. SezyApple-LFT: id feel bad if i made you stay with him
  14. SezyApple-LFT is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  15. Repti❤: we shoudl play casual sometime
  16. Repti❤: maybe I can find someone new
  17. Repti❤: some one who sings
  18. Repti❤: and is funny
  19. SezyApple-LFT: there may be someone closer than you think
  20. Repti❤: I think you might be rigth
  21. Repti❤: right
  22. Repti❤: :3
  23. SezyApple-LFT: heh
  24. SezyApple-LFT: what am i doing, id feel bad
  25. SezyApple-LFT: :c
  26. Repti❤: you bring up such good fucking points tho
  27. Repti❤: I havent been happy with vec in
  28. Repti❤: a long fucking time dude
  29. Repti❤: and then I meet you
  30. Repti❤: and we just fucking mesh
  31. SezyApple-LFT: well i get you
  32. SezyApple-LFT: i understand you
  33. SezyApple-LFT: you are someone i can easily get attached too
  34. SezyApple-LFT: but truely im unworthy of you
  35. SezyApple-LFT: you really should find someon who is in your eyes
  36. Repti❤: what makes you think you're not worthy? I aint somethin special i'm just me :c
  37. SezyApple-LFT: i see you as something special
  38. SezyApple-LFT: how i see it is
  39. SezyApple-LFT: if i gave you 11 roses
  40. SezyApple-LFT: and told you to stare into a mirrior
  41. SezyApple-LFT: you would the the 12 most beautiful and perfect creations on this planet
  42. Repti❤: thats the sweetest thing any boys ever said to me ;u;
  43. Repti❤: vec never said anything that sweet
  44. SezyApple-LFT: awh..
  45. SezyApple-LFT: whats funny is that was specially made for you
  46. SezyApple-LFT: that just popped into my head while we were talking
  47. Repti❤: really?
  48. Repti❤: thats beautiful :3c
  49. Repti❤: do you write?
  50. SezyApple-LFT: no ma'am i don't
  51. Repti❤: ma'am :3
  52. Repti❤: I likey that
  53. SezyApple-LFT: i can call you as you please
  54. Repti❤: you know something I always wished vec would call me
  55. Repti❤: cookie
  56. Repti❤: thats just the cutes little name :3
  57. SezyApple-LFT: cookie ay? it's as cute as your personality
  58. Repti❤: awh :3c
  59. SezyApple-LFT: there i put your nick name as cooki
  60. Repti❤: you're as sweet as cookie
  61. SezyApple-LFT: awhh
  62. SezyApple-LFT: i like cookies
  63. Repti❤: me too
  64. Repti❤: :3
  65. SezyApple-LFT: :p
  66. SezyApple-LFT: so, wanna play casual
  67. SezyApple-LFT: if you wanna hang out
  68. Repti❤: i'm not really in the modd for games tbh i'm in like
  69. Repti❤: a state of catharsis
  70. Repti❤: i'm done with vec I think
  71. Repti❤: he's a dick
  72. Repti❤: and honestly
  73. SezyApple-LFT: :c
  74. Repti❤: he can fuck off
  75. Repti❤: i'm tired of it
  76. SezyApple-LFT: this is my fault
  77. SezyApple-LFT: :c
  78. Repti❤: no its not
  79. Repti❤: I've felt like this for
  80. Repti❤: a long time
  81. Repti❤: you just made my mind clear
  82. SezyApple-LFT: ;w;
  83. Repti❤: I only have that thing on my profile cuz he told me to put it there :/
  84. SezyApple-LFT: wow ;c
  85. SezyApple-LFT: as long as you are 100% sure
  86. Repti❤: I am
  87. Repti❤: the way he treated you
  88. Repti❤: he's a dick
  89. Repti❤: idk what I ever saw in him
  90. SezyApple-LFT: it's not about me tho
  91. SezyApple-LFT: idc what he says to me
  92. SezyApple-LFT: it's you
  93. Repti❤: its not about that
  94. Repti❤: its about the way he treats others
  95. Repti❤: thats where people show their true colors
  96. Repti❤: imo
  97. SezyApple-LFT: okay
  98. SezyApple-LFT: you seem like you are sure
  99. Repti❤: I am
  100. Repti❤: if you wanna play a pub i'd be down actually
  101. Repti❤: i'm in the mood for some medic
  102. SezyApple-LFT: well if you really wanna chill we could do mvm
  103. Repti❤: I don't have any tickets ;0;
  104. SezyApple-LFT: boot camp
  105. SezyApple-LFT: the easy stuff
  106. Repti❤: boot camps kinda dumb :( we should do a pub
  107. Repti❤: I've always wanted a cool guy to pocket
  108. SezyApple-LFT: yes ma'am as you wish
  109. SezyApple-LFT is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  110. SezyApple-LFT: invite me if you please, my lady'
  111. SezyApple-LFT: :)
  112. Repti❤: sure thing :3c
  113. SezyApple-LFT: thank ya ma'am
  114. SezyApple-LFT is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  115. Repti❤: holy shit
  116. Repti❤: your voice is fucking sexy
  117. Repti❤: lol
  118. Repti❤: jesus
  119. Repti❤: so deep :3c
  120. SezyApple-LFT: 0/////////0
  121. Repti❤: finally someone who's good :D
  122. SezyApple-LFT: oh thanks
  123. SezyApple-LFT: you are good too
  124. SezyApple-LFT: sorry im bad
  125. SezyApple-LFT: :p
  126. Repti❤: you're not silly :D
  127. Repti❤: you have 5 doms
  128. Repti❤: you pound
  129. SezyApple-LFT: it's cause i got you by my side
  130. SezyApple-LFT: i can do anything
  131. SezyApple-LFT: :po
  132. Repti❤: aww :3c
  133. SezyApple-LFT: im bad at this
  134. SezyApple-LFT: x3
  135. Repti❤: you're doing great silly
  136. Repti❤: whatchu talkin bout
  137. Repti❤: better than vec ever does lmao
  138. SezyApple-LFT: trying to make yah happyz
  139. Repti❤: :3c you are
  140. SezyApple-LFT: im gonna kinda feel bad if you break up with him
  141. SezyApple-LFT: i feel like it's my fault
  142. Repti❤: I already did
  143. Repti❤: its not your fault
  144. Repti❤: I've wanted to
  145. SezyApple-LFT: o-oh
  146. SezyApple-LFT: :c
  147. Repti❤: you just made me realzie its time
  148. SezyApple-LFT: i guess thats good?
  149. SezyApple-LFT: you and beastie
  150. SezyApple-LFT: <3
  151. Repti❤: oh he's just there to keep the medi gun warm for ya
  152. Repti❤: L3
  153. Repti❤: :3
  154. SezyApple-LFT: owh
  155. Repti❤: that was great :D
  156. SezyApple-LFT: ye
  157. SezyApple-LFT: lets do it more
  158. SezyApple-LFT: owo
  159. SezyApple-LFT is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  160. Repti❤: I'm actually gunna go play with a couple girlfriends
  161. Repti❤: I really had a blast tho
  162. Repti❤: I'm so glad I met you :3
  163. SezyApple-LFT: yeah you too
  164. SezyApple-LFT: sure i can't come?
  165. SezyApple-LFT: x3
  166. SezyApple-LFT: what if i don't talk lol
  167. Repti❤: sure I guess you can come
  168. Repti❤: I'll tell em to inv lol
  169. SezyApple-LFT: oh boy
  170. SezyApple-LFT: x3
  171. SezyApple-LFT: ill just let you guys have fun
  172. Repti❤: nonono
  173. Repti❤: you can come u big nerd
  174. SezyApple-LFT: ouchie
  175. Repti❤: gimme just a sec
  176. SezyApple-LFT: i like being called a bigger nerd
  177. Repti❤: ur a bigger nerd >:3
  178. SezyApple-LFT: and ur cute so
  179. SezyApple-LFT: rekt
  180. Repti❤: oh dang
  181. Repti❤: gottem
  182. Repti❤: <3
  183. SezyApple-LFT: you
  184. SezyApple-LFT: you
  185. SezyApple-LFT: u
  186. SezyApple-LFT: so you two made up
  187. Repti❤: no
  188. Repti❤: he's making me play
  189. Repti❤: and I feel bad if I say no
  190. Repti❤: :(
  191. SezyApple-LFT: but yet you broke up with him
  192. Repti❤: yeah
  193. Repti❤: but he said "just for old times sake"
  194. Repti❤: and I'd feel like a bithc
  195. Repti❤: if I just said fuck off
  196. SezyApple-LFT: okay but as soon as he says some fuck shit
  197. SezyApple-LFT: im done
  198. SezyApple-LFT: okay?
  199. Repti❤: yeah
  200. Repti❤: after this last game
  201. Repti❤: "for old times sake'
  202. Repti❤: he's out
  203. Repti❤: I just couldnt say no to one last tf2 game
  204. Repti❤: i'm not made of stone yknow
  205. SezyApple-LFT: true
  206. SezyApple-LFT: but i hope you can find a better man
  207. SezyApple-LFT: honestly
  208. SezyApple-LFT: :p
  209. Repti❤: someone better than vec
  210. Repti❤: not hard
  211. Repti❤: lol
  212. Repti❤: :p
  213. SezyApple-LFT: lol
  214. SezyApple-LFT: just good luck
  215. SezyApple-LFT is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  216. Repti❤: I hope you're not angry at me ;0;
  217. Repti❤: I just didn't wanna tell him to completely fuck off like that
  218. SezyApple-LFT: what?
  219. Repti❤: even tho I feel that way
  220. SezyApple-LFT: no thats fine x3
  221. Repti❤: okie ;-;
  222. SezyApple-LFT: i thought you mean the whole finding a guy thing x3
  223. Repti❤: well I mean
  224. Repti❤: I kinda thought I found a guy
  225. Repti❤: :0
  226. SezyApple-LFT: oh cool
  227. SezyApple-LFT: :3
  228. Repti❤: :3c
  229. SezyApple-LFT: is it the bear
  230. Repti❤: ur such a nerd
  231. Repti❤: :3
  232. SezyApple-LFT: im actually confused
  233. SezyApple-LFT: im tupid remember x3
  234. Repti❤: oh tru tru :3
  235. SezyApple-LFT: oh ouch
  236. SezyApple-LFT: x3
  237. SezyApple-LFT: so who is this lucky man
  238. Repti❤: oh its just some
  239. Repti❤: big nerd
  240. Repti❤: :3
  241. SezyApple-LFT: ah dang
  242. SezyApple-LFT: outta luck then
  243. Repti❤: :3c nerd
  244. SezyApple-LFT: but like seriously
  245. SezyApple-LFT: why?
  246. SezyApple-LFT: .w.
  247. Repti❤: idk dude you just
  248. Repti❤: get me
  249. Repti❤: its hard to explain
  250. SezyApple-LFT: well i have the rest of my life
  251. Repti❤: I guess you do don't you
  252. Repti❤: :3
  253. SezyApple-LFT: yep
  254. Repti❤: we can tlak more after the game
  255. SezyApple-LFT: okay cookie
  256. Repti❤: awh #.u.#
  257. SezyApple-LFT: this is not how i thought this was gonna go
  258. SezyApple-LFT: at all
  259. SezyApple-LFT: >.<
  260. Repti❤: really lmao?
  261. Repti❤: how did u think it was gunna go :0
  262. SezyApple-LFT: welll i was just adding to say you were a good player
  263. SezyApple-LFT: and now look where i am
  264. Repti❤: thats
  265. Repti❤: a good point
  266. Repti❤: lmfao
  267. Repti❤: what can I say
  268. Repti❤: you have a way with words
  269. SezyApple-LFT: wot
  270. Repti❤: ?
  271. SezyApple-LFT is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  272. SezyApple-LFT: ah yes
  273. SezyApple-LFT: ive been bam boosled
  274. Repti❤: what
  275. Repti❤: i'm a pretty girl
  276. SezyApple-LFT: yeah
  277. SezyApple-LFT: welp
  278. SezyApple-LFT: this just got akward
  279. Repti❤: yeah
  280. Repti❤: vecs a girl btw
  281. Repti❤: lol
  282. SezyApple-LFT: yeah so ive been pranked
  283. Repti❤: yeah
  284. Repti❤: lol
  285. SezyApple-LFT: XD
  286. Repti❤: pranked
  287. SezyApple-LFT: welp
  288. SezyApple-LFT: thanks
  289. Repti❤: lol
  290. Repti❤: dude
  291. Repti❤: i'm sorry I led you on that muhc
  292. Repti❤: it was funny
  293. SezyApple-LFT: nah fam i figured it was a joke tbh
  294. SezyApple-LFT: it always is
  295. SezyApple-LFT: x3
  296. Repti❤: yeah lol
  297. Repti❤: also i'm not a furry
  298. Repti❤: :,v
  299. SezyApple-LFT: okay and you are also dating her correct?
  300. Repti❤: yeah
  301. Repti❤: we've been dating for
  302. Repti❤: about a year
  303. Repti❤: coming up soon
  304. SezyApple-LFT: alright cool
  305. Repti❤: yeah
  306. SezyApple-LFT: actually i wish you would of just told me that
  307. SezyApple-LFT: i felt bad for you lol
  308. SezyApple-LFT: and we are not friends correct?
  309. Repti❤: I mean
  310. Repti❤: we can
  311. Repti❤: I have no beef with you]
  312. Repti❤: lol
  313. SezyApple-LFT: aight chill
  314. SezyApple-LFT: i like it better this way
  315. SezyApple-LFT: :/
  316. SezyApple-LFT: but was good prank
  317. Repti❤: I thought so too
  318. SezyApple-LFT: i need to ehm
  319. SezyApple-LFT: say sorry to your ehm gf
  320. Repti❤: oh lmao
  321. SezyApple-LFT: yeah
  322. SezyApple-LFT: woops
  323. SezyApple-LFT: >.<
  324. SezyApple-LFT: but i still think your cool
  325. Repti❤: thanks man
  326. Repti❤: you don't seem bad yourself
  327. Repti❤: not bad at the game either
  328. SezyApple-LFT: thanks fam
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