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- >You and your five friend nervously stand in front of Anon's front door.
- >The cold north wind brings with it sheets of ice, but you can barely feel it through your warm coat.
- "I hope Anon remembers to wear the jacket that Rarity made for him."
- >Your friends nod in silent agreement.
- >You still can't believe that Anon went out into last week's blizzard to fetch a bundle of firewood from town.
- >If you had known that he was low, you and the mares would have gone out and gotten him some.
- >R: "I just hope that Anon doesn't use it as an excuse to go outside and risk getting ill."
- >Just then, the door opens, and Anon stands before you in all his pajama'd glory.
- >Anon: "What're you gals doin' here? S'late."
- >Rarity sighs dramatically and pushes past the human.
- >R: "Typical colt. You can worry about getting your beauty sleep later, Anon. Right now, we need to talk."
- >Anon: " 'bout what?"
- >You can't contain yourself any more and point a hoof at the bundle of bio-hazardous material he has hanging above his front door.
- "That!"
- >Anon follows your hoof while the mares shuffle uneasily.
- >Who knows what state Anon has to be in for him to think hanging POISON around his house was a good idea.
- >Anon: "That's mistletoe."
- >My god.
- >He KNOWS it's poison.
- >And he STILL hangs it up?!
- "Anon, aren't you worried? It's poison! What were you thinking?"
- >R: "What if it fell into your food? You colts can be so air-headed sometimes; I doubt you'd even notice that the mistletoe was there until it was too late."
- >Instead of concerned, scared, or grateful, Anon looks... amused?
- >Anon: "Is that what you came all the way over to talk to me about? Mistletoe?"
- "Anon, this is serious. Drastic, unexplained change in home decor suggests a shift in your mental well-being."
- >Anon just laughs and invites you into his sitting room and crouches down to your level.
- >Anon: "Girls, hanging mistletoe is part of a human holiday tradition. And you know what tradition dictates when people meet under the mistletoe?
- "No, wh-"
- >Urist McSparkle cancels work orders: interrupted by human.
- >The six of you lie huddled around your human, sipping hot chocolate and eating cookies.
- >You try and snuggle deeper into his warm chest, and succeed only in tickling his chin with your mane.
- "You know, this 'Christmas Tree' thing is actually quite charming, Anon."
- >AJ: "He can bake, and he's a real good kisser. Ah tell y'all, Twahlahght, this one's a keeper."
- >Anon just chuckles and kisses you both on the head.
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