Episode 17

Episode 17) This FAM Friday Slam Bam Bonanza! We’re Bodying the Ocean Monument Tonight LIVE!!! Brothers:
	Welcome back to today’s Episode to Planet Squared the Faction Chronicles today they have unleashed the First Episode of History of Edeneth, which talks about the Major Five Cities so go watch it go just do it don’t let your viewing experience just be a Dream or a Meme or a Meme Dream!
	So today Hiti is coming and he is not happy for Rock has been antagonizing Hiti Rock has been trying to take Hiti’s land form him this might boil down to the first War in Planet^2, hopefully I like war and we all know Make War Not Peace!!! Also Stay in Drugs Not in School kids listen to me you will access sufficient qualities of Dankness.
	Also today on Planet Squared the gang has continued their efforts on breaking down the Drunken Pickle aka the Ocean Monument, but they face a daunting mostly boring to the point you might wanna bash your skull open task! But it is important for the Remnants Pirates that used to live and thrive within the Ocean Monument, but no longer their time is over the Coalition of Factions have defeated them and are now in the process of destroying their Base of Operations this would allow free and approved illicit trade blossom!
	There are whispers within the Factions of a 2v2 no holds bar winner takes all fight to the death to the death! Death match! Think about this Homies the Far East Mafia working together with the Conspiracy Mafia to fight the Sinister Scholars Society and the most Handsome Man in the Universe who can slay the puss with just a glance of his deep dark eyes and very sexy Mankini hmm…KappaPride to the extreme! Anyways Hiti offered Lorny a deal he cannot refuse Hiti wants Lorny to try his Vegan Grown Organs and you know how the Mafia likes its Organs, due to the fact the Mafia traffic Organs to the SSS and various other Factions who are willing to buy Organs on the Planet Squared Illicit Market of Illegalness.
	We interrupt this to give you this Wonderful very kind hearted loving Commercial Advertisement, are you hungry and want to fill your Tummy with nice juicy tender steak? Well I got good news for you for I am Loryn Mafia Boss of the Conspiracy Mafia and with a simple cost of 1 diamond, I can ship to you our greatest steaks made from the beaten to death barely fed cows confined to a 2x2 dark box of pain, misery and don’t forget suffering! You probably wondering is it Non-GMO SSS approved naturally groomed free range Cows? Pfft nope none of that stuff the cows are so tightly pressed in they are sitting on their poops also they are GMO so yeah, we also take the time and effort to physically and psychological abuse our cows before we Execute Order 66 them! So if you are hungering for a tasty beaten to death while living in Concentration Camp levels of misery and pain tasty steaks, come to me Loryn Mafia Don of the Conspiracy Mafia where a 1 diamond a day is a day beating a starved cow to the death for profits YEAH Capitalism!
	For weeks the Conspiracy Mafia have been drilling it’s soldiers pretty hard lately Lorny wanted a formidable fighting force that can kick ass chew nails and babies and kick ass, a fighting force that can fight both Raph’s SSS and Valkarion to the DEATH!!! But Lorny needs to arm them with better weapons! The weapons they currently use were meant to bring fear into the hearts of dumb unequipped Villagers who need some protecting you hear what I’m saying? So he decided to hire the Sword and Shield Arms Illegal Arms dealer, he ordered them to equip his army with the finest of weapons and armor! He also went to Conqueror Incorporated a company known for its building for War Machines to Unscrupulous Dictators, War Lords, and Mafia Dons Lorny is a Mafia Don! So after an hour of discussion Lorny purchased 6 divisions worth of Armored Vehicles later down would order more. While shopping for his Army Loryn decided he need to build an Air Force to support his Army he hired the services of Mine Boeing to build his fighter planes, he didn’t really need a navy for he was a landlocked Mafia besides he just spent a butt ton amount of money.
	Raph is trying to make a Catalogue for the SSS that will show potential buyers what he has in his Science Inventory Raph started to research the prices conversions for his items he also started to look about info on swords, Raph is in the business of building some pretty fine ass swords he already has a brand called the Love Sword Series of Swords made with Love and the hearts of Villagers, he also copyrighted names for swords an interesting name for one is Escalibre! Also while Raph was researching different swords for his Catalogue Lorny transformed evolved into an Anime Dictator Mafia Boss Ninja Leader, also known as ADMBNL or ADM-BNL truly he has ascended into the Post Human Territory.
	Tonight on Planetary News tonight we report on the Drama surrounding the Factions! Tonight we talk about swords; a new homie has entered the Planet Square World, Border Skirmishes, Beauty Week Winner, and finally a Potential Death Match to the Death! On the first item of interest let’s talk about swords so Raph of the SSS is creating a Catalogue which will provide a list of things to buy items include ores, resources, Non-GMO Cows but he has opened up a catalogue for Weapons called Scientist at Arms and as a result of this Raph’s weapon sales have increased seeing this Lorny is worried having secretly bought some of his weapons, he noticed they were better made compared to the ones he’s buying from not only that but they were at a cheaper cost compared to the Mine and Arms one.
	Guess what Homies a new Homie has Entered the Planet^2 World his name is Rockman Overdrive Lorny the Genie gave him the essentials the Survival Pack, he also informed Rockman on the rules of the world and he also warned him this world is run by the Faction he could join an existing one or he could carve out his own path in the world with his own hands, other than that it was the normal introduction Lorny has too give him the Constitution to the world.
	Next is Border Disputes between Rock and Hiti have started to heat up Rock has started to encroach into Hiti’s lands, Hiti feels threatened by this and has increased security at his borders to firm them up in case of an Invasion by Rock and his Night fury Faction tensions in the area have begun to tense up any spark could cause the entire area to explode into war can diplomacy win out or will the dogs of war be unleashed resulting in a very bloody war for both sides.
	So we got our results for the First Annual Planet^2 Beauty Pageant and the First Place Winner is Docs with his very sexy Mankini Skin of the Pussy Slaying and let’s not forget the Pelvic Thrust of the KappaPride! So congrats Docs on your Victory you sexy beast, Second Place winner was Hiti and finally the Third Place winner was Loryn who bribed his way up the Beauty Pageant but he ran out of money due to his Military Purchases earlier, and no amount of money couldn’t buy him the First Place but it did get him Third Place oh it appears the Judges had to go to Witness Protection for fear of retribution by the Mafia.
	And finally to conclude this broadcast, rumors are going around about a potential Team Death Battle of the Ages is about to go down but will it actually happen this reporter is hopeful the Arena is going through a drought of Blood it’s been a while since there was death and carnage in the Arena and hopeful tonight will be the night for battle for Friday Night is the night for hand to hand combat to the death!
	And with this we end Planetary News come back next time as we continue to cover The conclusion of the War of the Seas and how the destruction of the Drunken Pickle has affected the Pirates living on the Island and to ask how drunk was Hoyl when he came up with the name of Drunken Pickle, any who this has been John-John the Johnman for Planetary News signing off.
	Loryn has been Puzzled with the Shulker Trial Dungeon Sly the Genie has created it was a good idea due to the amount of fun it brings, and more importantly the loot it would bring to them all! But he noticed it’s too easy they shouldn’t be getting 16 Shulker shells in one siting that’s too easy! So it needs to be a Minecraft Version of the Tough Mudder so Sly and Lorny get to work on it, while Docs the Sexy Cheerleader cheers them on for their good work they are doing he also sealed the entrance. Lorny placed the Spawner’s near the rear of the building he also placed more of the End Strip Rods in the Shulker Area, Sly Jizzed all the cobwebs everywhere on the walls and the floor KappaPride but to put the real pain in the Shulker Area they placed Snipers from SkeleFaze aka Skeletons to 360 no bow you in the Face Region, it appears the Minecraft Shulker Tough Mudder challenge has evolved in difficulty to Shulker D-Day Difficulty levels.
	But it is time for some awesome badass fight to the death battle for all the things, so for Round 1 it would be Team Death Match Alpha Team consists of Loryn, Chad, and Hiti. While team 2 will consist of Raph, Docs, and Ninja man the battle was brutal but in the end Docs team was victorious Raph got an Exp Shower of glory, The Arena is a happy Arena it got its feast of blood and guts and I am happy for I got to see the carnage! But it was just round! Next is Round 2 the Free for All!! But Ninja man had to leave unfortunately but there is more than enough peeps for the FFA!
	As the Factions celebrate the Arena Battles in the Arena, but there are forces at work for shadows spies from Valkarion have started work on their newest plan to take down the Factions from within, using the Conspiracy Imperium’s Cloning Vats they have started to create Clone of the Faction Leaders and Faction Members this will cause chaos to the Planet^2 World but these Clones are under the control of Valkarion! The Cloning Station located at the Unknown Zone has been made Operational, there they will begin to create the Clone Army and the False Faction Members on Planet^2.
	Next time on Planet^2 can the Factions create the United Factions the FN in time to face Valkarion and its Corrupted Clone Army, how will the Clone Planet^2 members affect the world will their presence cause chaos and pandemonium for the world due to the fact they can replace the originals and no one would know the difference, they can then terrorize the other Factions putting the seeds of hatred and of course start a war. So next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles!!