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BallsOfFluff

Fluffy Cryosleep

Apr 11th, 2012
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  1. >One day you get home and fluffy pony is nowhere to be seen.
  2. >The back door is open.
  3. >It’s the middle of winter.
  4. >Fluffy pony must have wanted to play in the snow.
  5. >It’s coming down hard. Any tracks have long since been covered-up.
  6. >You search and search, but find nothing, and eventually give up.
  7. >months later, the snow is thawing out.
  8. >you notice a patch of fluff sticking out of one of the snowbanks in your backyard.
  9. >You brush away the snow to find your fluffy pony, frozen solid.
  10. >You bring her inside, wondering what to do with her well-refrigerated corpse.
  11. >As you puzzle over it, she starts to thaw.
  12. >”Fwffy…cld…”
  13. >You’re startled to hear her speak.
  14. >You’ve heard about this before, how some animals can survive being frozen during wintertime.
  15. >You set fluffy pony by the heater to thaw her out.
  16. >Slowly but surely, she starts to come around.
  17. >”Brrr…Fwuffy cold. Hi daddy!”
  18. >she giggles.
  19. >”Hungwy. Wan’ sgetty!”
  20. >realizing that she hasn’t had anything to eat in months, you tell her to stay by the heater while you fix her up a nice pot of spaghetti.
  21. >After putting the water on to boil, you return to check on how the thawing is going.
  22. >You forgot that thawing her out would leave her covered in water.
  23. >Fluffy pony has drowned.
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