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- >One day you get home and fluffy pony is nowhere to be seen.
- >The back door is open.
- >It’s the middle of winter.
- >Fluffy pony must have wanted to play in the snow.
- >It’s coming down hard. Any tracks have long since been covered-up.
- >You search and search, but find nothing, and eventually give up.
- >months later, the snow is thawing out.
- >you notice a patch of fluff sticking out of one of the snowbanks in your backyard.
- >You brush away the snow to find your fluffy pony, frozen solid.
- >You bring her inside, wondering what to do with her well-refrigerated corpse.
- >As you puzzle over it, she starts to thaw.
- >”Fwffy…cld…”
- >You’re startled to hear her speak.
- >You’ve heard about this before, how some animals can survive being frozen during wintertime.
- >You set fluffy pony by the heater to thaw her out.
- >Slowly but surely, she starts to come around.
- >”Brrr…Fwuffy cold. Hi daddy!”
- >she giggles.
- >”Hungwy. Wan’ sgetty!”
- >realizing that she hasn’t had anything to eat in months, you tell her to stay by the heater while you fix her up a nice pot of spaghetti.
- >After putting the water on to boil, you return to check on how the thawing is going.
- >You forgot that thawing her out would leave her covered in water.
- >Fluffy pony has drowned.
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