the bos baby eps 9eng

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[grunts]

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Hold all my calls.

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[giggling]

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♪ Boss Baby ♪

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♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby
Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large
I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib
Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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-[steam hisses]
-[sniffs]

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[sighs] This is the life.

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[sniffs] You smell that?

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I smell overcooked bratwurst
and communal sweating.

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I know! Isn't it awesome?
I love the annual block party.

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It's like an entire summer packed
into one afternoon.

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I'm enjoying the fun
and respecting the efficiency.

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I'm surprised you're cool
missing this much work.

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[sputters]
Uh, nothing important at the office today.

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Nothing at all. We shouldn't be talking.
Why are we talking about this?

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[imitating electric guitar]

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-Did the breeze just get funkier?
-Oh, yeah.

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Wait for it-- de-boosh-- wang!

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Whoo!

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This groove machine has only one volume:

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[shrieks] ♪ Flaming hot! ♪

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[imitates sizzle] Ooh!

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Ready to see your dad shred the bass
at the block party talent show?

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You can shred
more than incriminating documents?

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-[inhales sharply] Hmm. I'm intrigued.
-You know it, Dad.

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Timbo, I hear the Kapurs' house

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has a Slide-N-Splash
with your name on it.

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-Wanna check it out?
-Yes, I do!

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-Can I bring the baby?
-Be back by "talent show o'clock."

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Don't wanna perform
without my number-one audience.

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Six p.m. sharp.
Your father's been in the basement

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practicing his little fingers off
all week.

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Yeah. Inflamed finger blisters.
I think the pinky's infected.

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Oh, wow.
We really should've medicated that.

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It's rock 'n' roll, honey.
Can't give up when the going gets tough.

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That's what my Learn How To Play
the Bass Guitar video told me.

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Okay, so, we'll see you at six.
Save me a hot dog!

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[Mom]
Make sure the baby has a swim diaper!

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I can't find your swim diapers.
This itchy sack okay?

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-[monitor chimes, buzzes]
-Strategy session.

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After the Slide-N-Splash,
I say we hit up the bouncy castle,

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-then--
-Are you gonna answer that?

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Uh, no. Told you,
no important business today.

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-It's nothing.
-[rings, buzzes]

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It says "All hands company announcement."

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-Empty buzz words.
-It says "Urgent."

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Typo. Ignore it.

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[laughs] You never ignore work.
That's a joke, right?

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-Okay, I'll answer it.
-No, don't! [groans]

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Please hold for an important announcement.

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What's up, underlings?

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Time once more for my favorite day
of the whole year,

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besides my birthday party
you're not invited to.

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It's a tasteful private ceremony.

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Can anyone guess what day it is?
[imitates buzz sound]

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I can. It's Baby Corp Office Spirit Day!

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[balloon squeaks]

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I can hold for applause
as long as it takes.

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Ahem.

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[claps]

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Anywhatevers, I'm sure
you're on pins and needles

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to know what our Spirit Day game will be.

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Nobody cares what the game is,
you smirking jackanapes.

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-You're gonna cheat anyway.
-He cheats?!

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How are you shocked?
It's Mega Fat CEO Baby.

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He thinks the "C" in CEO
stands for cheating.

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And nobody calls him on it?

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This year's game is oh, what?

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[gasps] Capture the Flag,
but with a twist.

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The flag is the prize,
and it's also not a flag.

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It's a brand-new, tippy-top of the line,

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executive baby walker.

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Four sippy cup holders,
expandable desktop,

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three-speed massage chair. [laughs]

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[moans]

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[gurgling, laughs]

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I've had my eye on this sassy,
classy chassis a long time.

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Imagine toddling around the office,
all shiny and chrome.

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Wait, Mega Fat CEO Baby
makes a contest only he can win

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to get a prize only he wants?

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That's... that's...

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[growls]

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-Unfair?
-Extra-double unfair!

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Magnus, hide the walker, if you please.

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And now, show of hands.

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Who wants to have a go
at this beautiful prize?

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First to find and retrieve it
is our Spirit Day winner!

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Come on. Let's Slide-N-Splash.

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-No way! We have to stop him.
-Gotta pick your battles, kid.

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Is it worth challenging the CEO
in a rigged game

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to win a prize I don't even want, and--
What are you doing?

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[grunts]
Always stretch before a big game.

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Were you listening? I'm not playing.

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Someone has to teach
Mega Fat CEO Baby a lesson.

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Can't that be you and me?

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For starters, that's two someones,
and we literally have better things to do.

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So we skip the Slide-N-Splash.
I bet we can win that Spirit game

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and get back in time for the bouncy
castle, hot dogs and Dad's show.

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And I'd get to knock Mega Fat CEO Baby
down a peg or two.

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Hmm, not a bad trade-off...
for me at least.

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-What's in it for you?
-I don't like it when bullies win.

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Get the transport chupies.

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-Let's go win a baby walker!
-Yes!

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No volunteers?

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Nobody? No? You? No? What?

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Oh, well. I guess that fancy,
fancy new walker is going to go to--

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-[Boss Baby] I volunteer.
-[all gasp]

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[worker] I can't believe it.

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[voices overlapping]

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[stutters] You what?

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Oh, strictly in the interest
of company spirit, sir.

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Wouldn't be much fun
if you played by yourself.

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[gasping, murmuring]

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[baby girl] Right on!

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You're right, Boss Baby.

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I'd love a little friendly competition.

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-Just you and me.
-And me.

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Yeah, here's the problem, man-baby.
You don't work here.

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But know what? I'm feeling generous.

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If Boss Baby wants to compete
and drag his sidekick the whole way,

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who am I to stop him? Very well.
Mano-a-mano and mano's man-baby.

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[growls]

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-Count me in! I got your back, boss.
-I wanna play too.

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-Let's do this!
-Potty first.

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Okay, I'm ready!

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[babies cheering]

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Oh, I have company spirit coursing
through my veins, and I love it.

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[rumbling]

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-Sorry I'm late, but I'm in!
-[cheering]

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-Yeah!
-[cheering]

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[worker] I wanna play, I wanna play!

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[worker] It's gonna be fun!

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Okay, hooray! The more the merrier.
Whatever. One, two, three, go!

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Go, go, go! Go!

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-[Tim] Go, go, go!
-I wanna play!

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Magnus, as our completely
unbiased referee,

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I'm sure you hid the baby walker
in a neutral location.

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I hid it in your office.

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I assumed your talk of neutrality
was strictly sarcastic.

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Magnus, you truly get me.

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[cooing]

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-[worker] Where's the walker?
-[whines]

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[worker] Has anybody seen a walker?

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Oh, me, oh, my.
I had no idea I'd get here fi--

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What the...? What?

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This is the what.

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Oh! Really feeling the Spirit Day spirit
in this beauty.

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[sputters]
How did you possibly beat me here?

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I only stopped two times for snacks and--

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Ah, I'm seeing the problem now.

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We've gotta throw a victory party.
Cheater bullies not invited.

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It's a "tasteful" private ceremony.

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[spits]

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[chomps]

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[both laughing]

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Whoo! Easier than I thought,
but totally worth it.

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Did you see the look on his face?
He was all, "What?"

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We won with plenty of time left
for block partying and bass guitar.

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Win-win-win? Three wins.

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-[speaker squeals]
-[both groan]

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[CEO Baby over PA]
Bravo, brava, bravissimo, Boss Baby.

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You and your impish sidekick
have won Spirit Day... round one.

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-Round one?
-[CEO Baby] Round one.

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You may have found the prize walker,
but now you've got to keep it.

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-Welcome to surprise round two!
-What?

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He can't do that!
That's a whole new round.

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All you've got to do is get your prize
back through Baby Corp

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to the safe zone on the main floor.
The napping cubicle. Neutral territory.

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Whoever gets it there wins...
for permanent realsies this time.

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[groans] We can't let this cheater win.

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So, okay, maybe no Slide-N-Splash
or bouncy castle.

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Pick your battles, Templeton.

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We still get hot dogs, and we'll be back
in plenty of time for Dad's show.

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Your call.

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Let's roll.

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[elevator pings]

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Hey, looking good, Double B.
You were born for a walker like that.

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Thanks, Hendershot.
Come by and give it a spin later.

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Will do. [laughs]

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Can't believe you took on the CEO himself.

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-[speaker squeals]
-[CEO Baby] Ahem.

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Just a few more announcements
for a few very special employees.

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Manager Baby Hendershot,
just wanted to give you a heads-up

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that I know about that oh-so-embarrassing
science experiment video you made.

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If you don't want anyone else to see it,
I'll need a teensy-weensy favor.

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Stop Boss Baby
from reaching the napping cubicle.

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[gasps]

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[clicking]

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Hendershot, how long
have we known each other?

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Sorry, Beebs.

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Run, Templeton!

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Hmm. Let's see. [gasps] Wha...?

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Worker Baby Amal writes love poems
about his own diaper?

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Should I publish them
in the company newsletter?

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Maybe, if he doesn't help
get that baby walker back.

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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry!

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Oh, triplets!

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One of you called the other two
a super-duper bad name.

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-[all gasp]
-Um...

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-Let's say the green froggy one.
-[both] How dare you!

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I was framed!

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Stop Boss Baby and I'll tell you
which naughty word he used.

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And to all the babies
who've been stealing office supplies,

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well, let's say you know who you are,
and more importantly, so do I.

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I stealed a whole copy machine!
[gasps] Who told?

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Now, the finer points
of your oh-so-dirty laundry

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can stay our little secret...

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if you stop Boss Baby
from reaching the safe zone.

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Show no mercy.

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-[all growling]
-[gasps]

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[CEO Baby] Happy Spirit Day.
Juice and cookies after work!

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Hey! Get back here!

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[all yelling]

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Come on!

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-[Tim whimpers]
-Hold them off, Templeton!

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[grunts]

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I'm not... [grunts]

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-...comfortable shoving babies!
-[babies yelling]

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This was your idea.
Wanna win, you gotta shove--

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-Water balloons!
-Huh? [yells]

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Oh, great.
Accounting had a birthday this week.

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-Don't worry, I've got this! Ugh!
-Templeton!

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Keep going! I'll catch up.

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Go!

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Ah! I can't shove that many babies!
Agh! [grunts]

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The cavalry has arrived!

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Hose 'em down.

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[yelping]

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[chuckles]

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Staci, when this is all over,
remind me to promote you to something.

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Yay!

238
00:11:58,020 --> 00:12:01,700
-[gasps] Other triplets!
-Oh, soil my diaper.

239
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,820
Down with the traitor!

240
00:12:03,910 --> 00:12:06,910
And all who ally with his traitorousness!

241
00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:08,490
Brothers, no!

242
00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:10,620
[screaming]

243
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,330
-Minefield!
-Hit the brakes!

244
00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:15,170
Brakes!

245
00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:16,710
[Jimbo wincing] Ouch!

246
00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:18,500
-[yelling]
-Boss!

247
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,050
-[Boss Baby] Oh!
-[both grunt]

248
00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:22,010
[groans]

249
00:12:22,090 --> 00:12:24,010
[grunts] You okay?

250
00:12:24,090 --> 00:12:26,890
[groans] My owies have boo-boos.

251
00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:31,270
-Brothers together.
-To the death.

252
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,770
Wait. When did that become
a possibility?

253
00:12:33,850 --> 00:12:34,690
[puffs]

254
00:12:34,770 --> 00:12:36,690
-[both coughing]
-[Amal] Baby powder smoke bomb!

255
00:12:36,770 --> 00:12:37,860
[metal clanging]

256
00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:39,520
[triplet 2] I'm blind...

257
00:12:39,610 --> 00:12:42,190
But my rash feels great!

258
00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:44,110
Where'd they go?

259
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,070
[Tim] What happened? Did we die?
Is this baby heaven?

260
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,200
Baby heaven's dark and spooky.

261
00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:53,750
-[gasps] Tell me we're not in baby he--
-It's an air vent.

262
00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:55,330
We're very much alive. Relax.

263
00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:56,500
-[both gasp]
-Panic!

264
00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:59,420
Hi-i-i!

265
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,590
-Frankie?
-What are you doing down here?

266
00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:04,090
-I gave you a job topside.
-Oh, you did.

267
00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:07,010
But when I saw you were being chased
by that frightful mob,

268
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,140
I used my old vents to save you.

269
00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:11,350
After all, you saved me from a mob once.

270
00:13:11,430 --> 00:13:13,600
We should hang out sometime
without mobs.

271
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:16,350
-What time is it?
-Think we're missing hot dogs?

272
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:20,940
-We might even miss Dad's show.
-No way. We'll get there.

273
00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:25,030
But if we leave, Mega Fat CEO Baby
gets everything he wanted.

274
00:13:25,110 --> 00:13:27,030
All of this would be for nothing.

275
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:31,240
I told you, you can't fight every battle.
Sometimes the cheating bullies win.

276
00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:34,500
-You accept it and move on.
-I don't accept that.

277
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,170
Cheaters and bullies do not win.

278
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,130
Remember what Dad said
about rock 'n' roll and not giving up?

279
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,500
Technically, the bass guitar
instructional video said that.

280
00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:44,630
Did he get blisters? Yes.

281
00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:48,390
Are his fingers infected
and super gross? They are.

282
00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:52,260
But did he give up learning his song?
Never!

283
00:13:52,850 --> 00:13:55,600
I just wanna say I have no idea
what's going on,

284
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:59,150
but it's been great
to be part of this moment.

285
00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:02,440
[crowd cheering]
Go, Ted! Go, Ted! Go, Ted!

286
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,530
Go, Ted! Go, Ted! Go, Ted!

287
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,440
Whoo! That's my man!

288
00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:08,240
-[man 1] Way to go, Ted!
-[man 2] Yeah!

289
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,450
-Yeah!
-We love you, man!

290
00:14:11,990 --> 00:14:14,580
Uh, I'm gonna need five more minutes.

291
00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:16,620
-[man 3] Oh, man!
-[crowd groans]

292
00:14:19,210 --> 00:14:22,500
What do you mean, disappeared?
Whose fault is this?

293
00:14:22,590 --> 00:14:26,210
Come, come. Show of hands
so I can smack them, you naughty babies.

294
00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:29,720
Where is my fancy prize walker?!

295
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,430
Guys, I need it for winning!

296
00:14:32,510 --> 00:14:34,060
-[beeping]
-Wha...?

297
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:39,140
Vroom-vroom, Mega Fat CEO Baby.

298
00:14:39,230 --> 00:14:43,440
Block the napping cubicle finish line!
If Boss Baby tries to cross it...

299
00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:48,150
you make him pay with ouchies.

300
00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:53,330
No! I can't do it. Boss Baby's my friend.

301
00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:57,080
How touching.
And now, I'm touching this button

302
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,920
that spills your darkest secrets.
Shabowza!

303
00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:05,800
This will be my seventh attempt.
The world must know what it's like.

304
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:06,960
Oh, no!

305
00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:10,470
-[crowd gasping]
-[gasps]

306
00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:13,220
-[worker] Ew!
-[crowd gasping]

307
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,060
He's gonna eat it.

308
00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:17,600
[workers gasping, shouting]

309
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,730
-[worker baby] Ew!
-Oh! There it goes.

310
00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:21,770
It was delicious!

311
00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:23,150
[groans]

312
00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:27,820
Anyone else want their secrets spilled?
Amal's diaper love poems, perhaps?

313
00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:34,200
Ahem. "You wrap me up like a blanket.
But, like, with more stank-et."

314
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,620
Stop! I'll do anything!

315
00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,500
-Yeah, me too!
-Me too.

316
00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:39,410
Me too.

317
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:43,000
And I'll take back
that prize walker myself.

318
00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:46,800
[man 1] Ted, you're my idol!

319
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,130
-[man 2] Go, Ted!
-[man 3] Ted rules!

320
00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:52,050
This is for my boys... wherever they are.

321
00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:53,890
[thumps]

322
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:57,390
[bass music continues]

323
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:06,190
[spits]

324
00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:14,820
Why are we all standing dramatically?
Somebody give me pushes!

325
00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:17,740
-All aboard!
-Let's ride.

326
00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:27,540
Almost got him. Faster!

327
00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:31,340
Sir, we'd go faster
if you'd use your feet.

328
00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:33,220
You're doing fine. Now board them!

329
00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:37,050
[grunts]

330
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:39,680
[groaning]

331
00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:45,100
[CEO Baby] Cut them off!

332
00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:47,650
-Get the walker!
-They're pulling ahead!

333
00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:53,320
Steer for me. This machine
needs $700 Italian loafer power.

334
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,900
[Boss Baby panting]

335
00:16:54,990 --> 00:16:56,450
Jimbo, help him!

336
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,950
Activate turbo feet!

337
00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:02,080
Run, run, run, run, run,
run, run, run!

338
00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:05,750
[wheels screeching]

339
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,790
Triplets, stop your disloyal brother!

340
00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:14,050
I'll handle them.

341
00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:17,890
-Wait. No!
-Let him go. It's a family matter.

342
00:17:19,050 --> 00:17:21,560
-We don't have to fight.
-You called us a bad name!

343
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:25,100
-Yeah, you ding-dong!
-Now you called me a bad name!

344
00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:26,350
What a chowderhead.

345
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,900
-Hey!
-Oh, great. Now we're all angry!

346
00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:31,730
-We should wrestle!
-Yeah!

347
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,690
[Triplet 1] I love you guys.

348
00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:34,940
[all giggling]

349
00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:36,400
[groaning]

350
00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:38,700
[CEO Baby]
Brotherly love disgusts me. Bye!

351
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,450
[grunting]

352
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:48,330
[CEO Baby yelps]

353
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:52,590
[grunts]

354
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,380
Ah, simple little man-baby.

355
00:17:55,470 --> 00:17:58,050
How does it feel
knowing you're slowing Boss Baby down?

356
00:17:58,130 --> 00:18:02,140
You'll never fit in. Your shirt's boring.
I don't like your laugh.

357
00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:06,890
-Is this making you want to quit?
-No, because cheating bullies never win.

358
00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:08,440
-[grunts]
-[shouts]

359
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:12,150
Jimbo, don't you want more
than a job pushing some baby walker?

360
00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:13,980
-No.
-Join me, Jimbo.

361
00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:16,320
-I don't wanna!
-[doll squeaks]

362
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:21,240
-Can I tempt you with a soft bear toy?
-A little, but not enough!

363
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,740
Give it up, Mega Fat. Jimbo's loyal.

364
00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:27,870
Ah, but are you loyal?
I know how ambitious you are.

365
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:31,670
You could be more
than field team scary tough girl.

366
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:35,340
Boss Baby isn't your superior.
He's just another obstacle.

367
00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:39,260
Join me, Staci.
The apprentice always overthrows the boss.

368
00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:41,640
-It's your corporate destiny.
-[gasps]

369
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,350
Staci...?

370
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:47,350
[Boss Baby] Hang on!

371
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:48,560
[CEO Baby shouting]

372
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,230
[screaming]

373
00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:52,110
[howling]

374
00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:53,860
[CEO Baby] Ugh!

375
00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:55,400
[all groaning]

376
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,740
-I am not betraying my team!
-Glad to hear it.

377
00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:01,990
Not until I'm good and ready. [giggles]

378
00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:05,540
Uh, maybe I should drive now.
Napping cubicle.

379
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:06,790
[workers growl]

380
00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:08,750
Let's put this game to bed.

381
00:19:10,370 --> 00:19:12,670
End of the road, Boss Baby!

382
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:16,550
Ha-ha. Care to surrender now
and save yourself a lot of pain?

383
00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:20,260
-Please say no.
-We're never gonna get through them.

384
00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:23,090
Stay here. Tim and I have to finish this.

385
00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:25,930
Nothing personal.
Mostly a weight thing. You'll see.

386
00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:28,220
-Ready, Templeton?
-Let's ride.

387
00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:30,770
-Go, boys!
-I believe!

388
00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:33,560
[worker] You can do it, Boss Baby!

389
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,570
I believe in you!

390
00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:36,650
[worker 2] Go!

391
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,990
[strumming]

392
00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:40,740
[worker] Do it for all of us!

393
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:41,740
[strumming]

394
00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:43,450
[cheering]

395
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:46,830
-Take aim!
-[all snarling] Yeah!

396
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,830
Happy Spirit Day, Boss Baby.

397
00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:53,710
Fire!

398
00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:54,710
Now, Frankie!

399
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:57,800
-Hang on!
-[Tim] Whoa!

400
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,710
We did it. We're flying!

401
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:03,800
[Baby Boss]
Napping cubicle, here we come!

402
00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:06,100
-Oh, right. Gravity.
-[both screaming]

403
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:08,220
[all gasping]

404
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:09,560
Hah!

405
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,850
Winner!

406
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:14,940
[cheering]

407
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,950
[man 1] Yeah!

408
00:20:24,030 --> 00:20:25,530
[crowd cheering]

409
00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:29,490
Yah-hoo-hoo!

410
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,000
[workers cheering] Yeah! Yeah!

411
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:34,580
The...

412
00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:36,670
[groaning]

413
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:40,050
...prized baby walker is yours. [groans]

414
00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:41,630
[workers cheering, shouting]

415
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,880
Thank you, sir.
You played a good game yourself.

416
00:20:44,970 --> 00:20:45,970
But cheated.

417
00:20:46,050 --> 00:20:47,300
[Jimbo beatboxing]

418
00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:51,600
[laughing] Yeah!

419
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,020
Way to go, boss!

420
00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:56,270
Yeah!

421
00:20:56,350 --> 00:20:57,610
Wow, I, um...

422
00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:01,280
Oh, I don't know what to, uh...

423
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,530
[faint crash]

424
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,200
[stammers]

425
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,290
No!

426
00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:15,120
You're the only one who wanted the walker.
That's my prize.

427
00:21:15,210 --> 00:21:17,130
[cheering]

428
00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:19,590
And the look on your face? His prize.

429
00:21:27,470 --> 00:21:29,800
Timothy Templeton.

430
00:21:29,890 --> 00:21:34,390
-Oh, my gosh, Dad. We missed it?
-Your father was counting on you.

431
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:37,480
For the record,
it was a heck of a show.

432
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,860
But there was a thing and--
oh, I should've picked my battles.

433
00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:43,360
-But I thought I could--
-No excuses, young man.

434
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,360
You're grounded all week.

435
00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:48,820
Hope whatever fun you were having
was worth it.

436
00:21:49,570 --> 00:21:52,620
Upstairs, and give me the baby.

437
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,200
You must be exhausted.

438
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,370
Come on, march.

439
00:21:59,630 --> 00:22:01,540
Hey, uh, Dad.

440
00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:03,760
I'm really sorry the baby and I
missed your show.

441
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,220
I know I'm grounded,
but I was thinking,

442
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:10,470
if you played really loud, the baby and I
could hear it from our rooms.

443
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,600
You know,
if you felt like putting on another show.

444
00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:23,360
[brief buzz]

445
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,940
-[bass note plays]
-[Tim gasps]

446
00:22:26,030 --> 00:22:27,200
[strumming]

447
00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:31,620
[Boss Baby giggling]

448
00:22:33,490 --> 00:22:37,000
-[music continues]
-[Tim] Whoo-hoo! Yeah, Dad!

449
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:40,290
-[Boss Baby squeals]
-[Tim] Rock and roll! [chuckling]

450
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:43,590
[theme song playing]

451
00:23:03,110 --> 00:23:05,190
♪ Boss Baby ♪