The Reign of Corruption 2: Shrek's Temple (No, seriously)
So, anyway. It was after that time where Memez decided to say "fuck it" and started an epic and somewhat violent cult war on Corruption cultists with his three friends. And so they decided to continue to cleanse the Wikiverse, again. No, seriously, they just had to do it, because fuck it. In this actual first mission, they are now heading to the Shrek's Temple, the place where those cultists worship Shrek and stuff, and also just in case there were any corrupted cultists there. No, seriously, there had to just get there. Now, the "Pancake Lizards"... No (that's Patrix90's name for our team... of griefers), the "Badass Reserachers." Wow, that's better. They're currently in Patrix90's amazingly advanced helicopter planning about stuff they're going to do in the temple.

''The Game Music Simulator is now playing "Final Destination" from "Super Smash Bros. Brawl." Weird, huh?''

'''Patrix90:''' "...But why?"

'''Memez:''' "You got that name from an Aphex Twin song. I lead ya'll so I'll use this name, okay?"

'''Patrix90:''' "alright, but only because this wasn't a fucking griefing team, because we raided a shitty minecrap PE server once..."

'''Memez:''' "Oh please, dude. Don't even mention me of that and that one anomaly..."

'''Bonesy:''' "Which thing is that...?"

'''Memez:''' "Nothing, dude. Totally nothing."

'''Squigly:''' "Well, according from research he did-"

'''Memez:''' "*Covers Squigly's ears* <sub>Shhh, I'll reveal it to them later.</sub>"

'''Bonesy:''' "Patrix. Why do I have to pilot this even through I pilot spaceships? Can you stop watching that fucking album and pilot this for me instead?"

'''Patrix90:''' "Alright dude, fuck this, I'm piloting it."

'''Memez:''' "Hey Bonesy. You worship Shrek don't you? Can you be the lead on this one?" (mind reading occult ability!)

'''Bonesy:''' "Yeah, but hey I wondered how you know-"

'''Squigly:''' "No. It's all occult things that he learned. No surprise."

'''Memez:''' "All right mates. Let's go practice some more... ''occult spells''"

'''Bonesy:''' "Wait! Memez. Got a map?"

'''Memez:''' "Got it. *Gives Bonesy a map of Shrek's Temple*"

'''Bonesy:''' "Great."

'''Memez:''' "Patrix90! Land the helicopter on that spot behind the bushes."

'''Patrix90:''' "k."

'''Squigly:''' "*le unamused* Should I hit him?"

'''Memez:''' "Nope. He does it all the time."

And so, they landed the helicopter on that one spot behind the bushes, about 7 kilometers in front of Shrek's Temple. For reference, it actually looks like a chruch, a big one at that. It is colored purplish red (like onions) and apparently the pillars were so thick it don't really look like a temple or a chruch at all, but more like a simplistic stronghold. It also has symbols of onions on it. They walked to the front door of the temple.

'''Patrix90:''' "Wow, this place looks fucking glorious, isn't it?"

'''Castle Guard:''' "Stop! Please identify yourselves."

'''Bonesy:''' "I'm Bonesy Rather and I-"

'''Castle Guard:''' "*Show signs of corruption* Identification not accepted. Possible enemy. Guards, attack!"

'''Memez:''' "Damn it!"

Then, the front door gates open as they sent the Brogres, the cultists of Shrek's Temple with ogre mutations, to assault the group.

'''Non-Specific Brogre:''' "For the love and life of Shrek!"

'''Squigly:''' "What the actual heck?"

'''Memez:''' "Fuck. TAKE ACTION!"

''The Game Music Simulator is now playing "Castle Theme" from "Super Mario Bros."''

And so, they took action by drawing their weapons, the (Magic-Induced) Staff of Sanity, the Bass Cannon, the Jeffanizer and the Electric Bone-Whip. And then they proceed to beat the shit out of the Brogres with bloody ease and then advance into the temple. They fell in a few seconds, as they were the early-series enemies. Right? Sure didn't surprise me.

'''Patrix90:''' "Holy shit, this is fucking EPIC."

After they killed all of those ogre mutants, they proceed to the mid-section of the Temple.

'''Bonesy:''' "Okay guys, we better beware here. The enemies might get... tougher." (wtf?)

'''Patrix90:''' "DUDE!"

'''Memez:''' "Guys, you know this is a war involving Corruption? Heck, there might be a mid-boss in this temple I suppose."

'''Squigly:''' "And let's hope it's not nightmare fuel, shall we?"
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Because, somehow, the Brogres in the main hall were too tough, they took the shortcut and walked in the corridors, exiting the lobby and then reached the middle room of the temple and saw a horrible sight. There is a dark phantom protecting the next door to the final section of the temple. It has a hand for a head, for some weird reason, and there is a red eye on it (TribeTwelve much?). Aside from the shirt, all the other limbs are just shadows, so apparently it levitates? It's middle finger has the top apparently replaced with a frozen blood spike apparently used to shoot at the intruders.

'''Patrix90:''' "What the actual fuck is this?"

'''Bonesy:''' "Looks creepy."

'''Memez:''' "It looks intimidating, but we should be able to beat it. Don't we?"

And so, the Elder Corruptom aimed the middle finger at the group then proceed to shoot the blood spikes at them. The group avoided it with ease, because that's all what it can do, right? Then, Patrix90 did the first hit as he shot the Jeffanizer at its eye, causing it to get jeffanized, but not enough to explode its mind. It got angry then proceed to shoot the spikes rapidly, like a machine gun I guess. It then targeted Memez and fired on him. He ducked, but then Squigly proceed to electrocute the phantom, and Memez and Bonesy shot their weapons on them all once, dissolving the phantom into limbo.

'''Squigly:''' "Wow, that was easy. We should do it again sometimes."

'''Bonesy:''' "Let Memez and you alone do it. Proceed to the next section!"

'''Memez:''' "Wait!"

'''Patrix90:''' "What?!"

'''Memez:''' "Who left this note in this room? That's just stupid."

'''Squigly:''' "Read it, just in case we get some information."

So, they read the note.

"''*damaged*...ay the corruption be tested in Black Site #70, the sample shall be tested on Burni...*damaged*...epolo. The experiment will be conducted and looked on by our newest member, known as Spo...*damaged*...ill begin in 22:00 PM''"

'''Bonesy:''' "Huh, weird. This looks pretty fucking suspicious."

'''Memez:''' "I'll just take it if it was important, that is, if it ever is."

And so, they proceed to the final section of the temple. As they walked around the corridors, they came across some more smaller Corruptoms. However, Bonesy dispatched them with ease. However, as they progressed, a lot more Corruptoms is starting to actively disturb them, so they had to take the hard way to dispatch them all.

Then, they finally reached the Throne Room, where Shrek himself would be situated. They saw familiar, black kangaroo on a broom talking to Shrek.

'''???:''' "But my lord, it is the new way to society, we can live with this..."

'''Shrek:''' "But... It's never ogre..."

'''Memez:''' "STOP! YOU CULPRIT!"

The figure rotated around and it was revealed that Nibrek was who was on the broom! Holy shit, fucking Kamek.

'''Nibrek:''' "WHAT?!?! YOU FOUND US ALREADY?!?!"

'''Bonesy:''' "Get your dirty, corrupted hands off our ogre lord!" (wtf?)

'''Nibrek:''' "No wonder I'll just escape off this broom!"

'''Memez:''' "WHAT?!?!"

'''Nibrek:''' "GOODBYE, YOU ANNOYING MOTHERFUCKERS!"
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Nibrek pulled out what appears to be a laser cannon, then proceed to shoot a laser beam on Shrek, which causes him to disappear, then he flew away. Fuck. Later, Shrek appeared looking dark and... corrupted. He proceed to explode into a mess of skin, blood and guts, with only his head and his hands remaining. His head now possesses only one red eye. Soon after, all the body parts started levitating, and then a black, onion-like core with pure red eyes appeared in the middle of the body parts, presumably controlling them.

'''Onion Core:''' "WHY WOULD IT BE OGRE ANYWAY?!"

'''Bonesy:''' "Fuck."

Then, a metallic rod broke itself out of Shrek's head, with what appears to be a circle charging a pink beam heart. It aimed on Bonesy.

'''Bonesy:''' "Uh oh..."

Then, the heart proceed to shoot big laser projectiles on Bonesy, and he had to avoid them until the last one hit his spine and it fell down. Fuck.

'''Onion Core:''' "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!"

'''Squigly:''' "Don't worry. I get this."

'''Memez:''' "What is it?"

Squigly proceed to electrocute the rod with her whip, and due to this, it is temporarily unable to shoot projectiles. Patrix90 took this as an opportunity to shoot the Corrupted Shrek's head. However, it does not work. Fuck. The hands clutched into fists, then proceed to beat up Patrix90 onto a wall.

'''Patrix90:''' "OH MAH FUCKING GOD JEFF HALP MEH!!!!!!"

'''Memez:''' "Eat this."

Memez, with the use of occult powers and shit, charged up a yellow aura in front of his staff, then proceed to shoot it at the Onion Core.

'''Onion Core:''' "NOOOOOOOO! HOLY MAGIC, MY ONLY WEAKNESS!"

'''Bonesy:''' "CAN YOU GO AND REFORM ME?"

'''Memez:''' "Wait for it..."

As the Onion Core was stunned, Memez proceed to hit it with his staff, causing it to drift onto the wall. Then, he proceed to smash the core, exploding it and then shattering it into pieces of garlic, as Shrek's body parts stopped levitating and fell on the floor. Don't epic explosions just happen? Oh, damn it.

And so, Memez reformed Bonesy back to his original state, and then they had to waste time waking Patrix90 up. After that, the gang was up, and then they proceed to escape the temple.

'''Bonesy:''' "But Shrek is our savior! Why don't you just try to resurrect him."

'''Memez:''' "Jesus fucking christ. Okay, I'll try to use this occult thing to resurrect him... *Consults Trollnomicon* ''Ut ego te amoris et vitae resurrect dno!''"

Then, the pieces of Shrek floats up and then reconstructs itself into the ogrelord, Shrek, as he is now known today, was it?

'''Shrek:''' "Oh thanks, ye laddeh!"

'''Memez:''' "What?"

Then, Memez backed away behind Bonesy and Shrek launched on Bonesy, causing him to fall down and they are set on a certain position you don't want to really fucking talk about, but still, through, Memez knows. Patrix90 (who was woken up) is vomiting on the floor in disgust, Memez is staring unamused and Squigly backs away.

'''Squigly:''' "Dudes, we cannot waste any more time here. Let's escape this temple thing fast!"

'''Memez:''' "Yeah. Bonesy, stop that."

'''Bonesy:''' "ALRIGHT! *gets up* Okay, we have enough time here, let's get out of this place."

'''Patrix90:''' "Wait, what the fuck is that? Shit's gonna get down."

Patrix90 pointed at a small timer with a label that reads "IT'S ALL OGRE NOW!" Fuck, IT'S A SELF-DESTRUCT BOMB! So, they had to get out of this temple quickly, but how? The main hall is so long anyway, and the corridors are so confusing...

'''Shrek:''' "Don't worry mah laddehs I got this!"

Then, a massive cannon appeared from the floor, and everyone jumped into it. Then, Shrek lighted the fuse (somehow) and the cannon exploded (literally), sending the group flying into the sky, and they ended up on some kind of Heaven.

''The Game Music Simulator is now playing "One-Eyed Maestro" by "Kevin MacLeod."''

(And yeah, Midna didn't spoke in this one, nor intervened in any activity. I planned to keep it that way. Mostly practicing on shadow magic or something.)

'''Goddess Ilias:''' "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HEAVEN?"

'''Memez:''' "What?"

Then, all the five got kicked out of Heaven for no reason whatsoever, and then they fell down onto a jungle, and everyone is covered in mud and vines, then, they woke up.

'''Memez:''' "*cough* *cough* You guys OK?"

'''Squigly:''' "Yes, totally. What was that?"

'''Memez:''' "Mysterious entities from Illecebrosus. Don't really know who they are, will log them later. Wait, where's the Trollnomicon?"

The Trollnomicon came down later straight on Patrix90's head. Fuck. He then lost his balance and fell down on the floor, how unlucky.

'''Memez:''' "Finally! I'll log this thing into this book later."

'''Bonesy:''' "Wait, where are we?"

'''Patrix90:''' "*cough* *cough* THIS FUCKING JUNGLE?!?!"

'''Memez:''' "Oh shit. Where's the helicopter?"

'''Patrix90:''' "Will I know? We're in a FUCKING JUNGLE!"

'''Squigly:''' "Oh snap. We're TRAPPED!"

'''Bonesy:''' "Okay guys, let's try to find the exit and get on the helicopter, okay?"

'''Patrix90:''' "WAIT!"

'''Memez:''' "What?"

'''Patrix90:''' "Nothing. Found some vinyl."

'''Bonesy:''' "...Bastard."

And so, they had successfully wasted their time in Shrek's Temple and got bailed in this fucking jungle. Maybe really? Well, so, they had to try and escape this jungle, and get back to their helicopter before shit gets down, then continue doing war on the Corruption, to end this fucking gay piece of doom for once and all. No, really. Also, Patrix90 is now bent on collecting vinyls. Fuck.

'''Memez:''' "Dude, will you collect vinyls in this jungle or try and get us out of here fast?"

'''Patrix90:''' "Wait. I'm examining if this one is more unusual or not..."

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Meanwhile, at the <i style="font-family:Georgia;">Mystica Fata Corruptionem School</i>...

'''Nibrek:''' "Master, I have failed. They had restored Shrek from his corrupted form."

'''???:''' "WHAT?!?! REALLY?!?! These damn guys just don't give up?"

'''Nibrek:''' "What should we do to them?"

'''???:''' "*Brings in generic all-seeing crystal ball* They're currently stuck in a jungle, they will probably stumble into the abandoned black site we are using to experiment the corruption on three subjects. Plus, it's twenty PM. So the experiment is going to start in two hours. Get there and kill any intruders, especially that group, okay?"

'''Nibrek:''' "Okay then."

'''???:''' "Wait, this meet isn't finished yet!"

'''Nibrek:''' "What?!"

'''???:''' "Because you failed the first mission you gave me..."

'''Nibrek:''' "This is not gonna go right."

'''???:''' "YOUR FREAKING REWARD IS THREE KICKS ON THE ASS!"

'''Nibrek:''' "FUCK! NOOOOOOOO!!!- STOP IT MASTER, STOP IT THAT'S ENOUGH!!! FUCKING SHIT!!!"

'''???:''' "Okay, that's enough. Anyway, if you failed this mission, you will get five kicks on the ass!"

'''Nibrek:''' "But isn't that a little too cruel..."

'''???:''' "That's the spirit of corruption! Now go out there and protect the fucking black site! At least you should be grateful I don't replace you with another minion!"

'''Nibrek:''' "...Okay then, master."

Nibrek quits on his broom like Kamek, then someone else came in.

'''Strangely familiar female:''' "Master, what do you want?"

'''???:''' "Isn't it you who is going to supervise the experiment on Black Site #70?"

'''Strangely familiar female:''' "Yes, I am."

'''???:''' "There is a rebellion taking place by about five peeps. Be especially careful while supervising, they might raid the black site. Use your best mastery of sorcery to shoo them away. Beware, don't get splattered on with water. They don't really have buckets of water. But the leader might know otherwise... So beware of him, he might know everything, he might be even watching us, okay?"

'''Strangely familiar female:''' "Understood."

'''???:''' "You're dismissed."

She exited the room, preparing to float away to the black site. She opened her eyes to reveal a cat-like, but bright red eyes.

'''Strangely familiar female:''' "'''''Honk honk. ;).'''''"


The Reign of Corruption 3: Abandoned Black Site
So, after that last adventure where that badass group invaded Shrek's Temple for no reason whatsoever, then proceed to get bailed into this fucking jungle and now it was night, twenty PM to be exact. They are currently attempting to find a way to get out of this jungle. Memez is leading the group, Patrix90 is attempting to find and collect unusual vinyls left in the forest (somehow), Squigly and Midna is talking to each other about some shit (TBH Memez doesn't care, except if it's for the sex.) and Bonesy is polishing his Bass Cannon.

''The Game Music Simulator is now playing "One-Eyed Maestro" by "Kevin MacLeod," don't want it to change so fast.''

'''Memez:''' "Patrix90, again, can you kindly please stop collecting those vinyls and help us escape? We could collect those later in a investigation in this fucking jungle anyway."

'''Patrix90:''' "Nope. Those look all... unusual. Can't really resist collecting them."

'''Memez:''' "*sigh* Midna and the map, Bonesy?"

'''Bonesy:''' "Midna will try to learn some kind of shadow magic to get us out of here, and this map doesn't do anything."

'''Squigly:''' "This one isn't like this. This one wasn't like that. Wait. Seriously? This one doesn't transport us out?"

'''Midna:''' "Those spells are not that strong, so it might be unstable." (Yeah, just knew her form. It's humanoid)

'''Memez:''' "Fuck. We're gonna be stuck in this fucking jungle for a while doesn't we?"

'''Patrix90:''' "True."

'''Memez:''' "DUDE! Don't be so fucking ignorant and try to get out of here."

'''Bonesy:''' "I know. But how are we supposed to know the directions anyway?"

'''Squigly:''' "Memez?"

'''Memez:''' "Yeah?"

'''Squigly:''' "What's that behind you..."

Memez rotated to his back to see someone behind the bushes

'''Akita Neru:''' "HAAAAAAAALP!!" (Can't really think of other characters)

'''Patrix90:''' "Wait. LEEKSPIN GIRL, IS THAT YOU?!"

'''Memez:''' "Nope. Fuck it. Let me examine closer..."

'''Squigly:''' "Wait. I thought she's something else. Probably my mind."

'''Akita:''' "I'm stuck in those bushes! Someone get me out! I'm tired!"

'''Memez:''' "Patrix. You drag."

'''Patrix90:''' "WHY IT HAS TO BE ME?!?!"

And so, Patrix90 has to drag Akita out of the bushes, because he was just collecting vinyls like a little shit. No, really.

'''Patrix90:''' "Alright, done. Memez, why wouldn't you order Squigly to do that instead?"

'''Memez:''' "Dude, you should do something else other than collecting vinyls. Plus, close friends aren't tools."

'''Bonesy:''' "Wow, great, a lost girl. Wanna join our party?"

'''Akita:''' "Yes, why wouldn't I?"

'''Bonesy:''' "Where's your location?"

'''Akita:''' "Straight that path."

'''Squigly:''' "Memez, there's something suspicious about her."

'''Memez:''' "I'll observe."

Soon after walking some meters, Memez noticed something weird.

'''Memez:''' "Wait. Why is her eyes green?"

'''Squigly:''' "Yeah. Noticed that."

'''Akita:''' "What's wrong about that? *chuckles*"

'''Patrix90:''' "WTF is happening?"

'''Memez:''' "I think she isn't really supposed to be here, it's a fucking jungle. These Vocaloid things isn't supposed to be involved in our quest anyway, even fan-made stuff. Also, if she is supposed to be here, then I can only speculate that, well, she's an Umbra."

'''Bonesy:''' "What's an Umbra?"

'''Memez:''' "I quote Trollnomicon, *consults Trollnomicon* 'Initally, a Umbra appears as a dark, bald humanoid with sharp spikes everywhere on its body except the head. It has dark green eyes and can also spit poisonous saliva. Its special ability is to shapeshift into japanese fictional characters, and they use it to lure people, as Umbras feed on humans.' Those things are rare, almost like a cryptid. But they're fucking creepy."

'''Patrix90:''' "Fuck. I'm scared. Should I run?"

'''Bonesy:''' "Probably we should just back away..."

'''Akita:''' "Dudes, what could go wrong?"

'''Memez:''' "Guys, beware. Maybe we found a freaking jackpot..."

'''Squigly:''' "I knew she's suspicious, right?"

'''Memez:''' "Yeah, watch my back."

'''Akita:''' "Don't worry. I am friendly *slowly transforms into an Umbra*. I am not here to hurt you in any way, form or shape. ''Trust me...''"

'''Memez:''' "*to himself* <sub>That's why I prefer western girls better, even through there's Flandre...</sub> RUN!!!"

'''Patrix90:''' "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK-"

'''Bonesy:''' "DUDE! WE'RE RUNNING FROM A FREAKING MONSTER!"
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And so, they ran away from the spiked monster down the path in the fucking jungle. Patrix90 attempted to jeffanize it, but to no avail. The monster's strength is obviously too high for the heroes to fight at this point. So they ran, and ran, until they tripped on a bush and fell. Fuck. They thought they had lost sight of the Umbra.

'''Patrix90:''' "*cough* *cough* Damn it, are we safe yet?"

'''Bonesy:''' "*looks around* Yep, atleast we think we are."

'''Memez:''' "Well, those Umbras are fucking creepy. Wait, where's Squigly?"

'''Patrix90:''' "And half of my vinyls I collected are lost. Good shit too." (LOL)

'''Memez:''' "DUDE!!!"

Memez looked around at his party to see that most of them are completely fucked up, if they're even really are. He also noticed that Squigly and Midna was missing. Fuck, this is gonna be a hell of a time.

'''Bonesy:''' "Damn it. Midna's gone too. We need to find them."

'''Memez:''' "Wait, what's this? Shit looks ridiculous."

They rotated to their side to see a large field which what appears to be a fenced ruins on it, which is weird since ruins are supposed to be either abandoned or be a tourist trap. Worth investigating.

'''Bonesy:''' "Should we check it out?"

'''Memez:''' "Yeah. Might be a place for... ''more anomalies''"

'''Patrix90:''' "Wow, that place looks familiar, isn't it?"

'''Memez:''' "Well guys, we should just fucking check it out, just in case they have anything good there."

'''Patrix90:''' "Or if I could find more unusual and cool vinyls..."

'''Bonesy:''' "Oh please. Let's not waste any more time here, let's go!"

And so, they proceed to the ruins.

'''Caligo:''' "*looks away to the group walking to the ruins, then talks on the radio* Task successful. They're now walking to the ruins."

'''???:''' "Good. I'll be there in a second. Ha-haaa..."

Meanwhile, at Squigly's side.

'''Midna:''' "That was exhausting. Now where are we this time?"

'''Squigly:''' "I don't know. All I know is that now we're down to two. Where are the guys?"

'''Midna:''' "I blame you, you ran on the another direction with dense grass."

'''Squigly:''' "Quit booing me, I thought we're safe from the monster for a minute!"

'''Midna:''' "Alright. Let's stop arguing, we need to find our main group."

'''Squigly:''' "Yeah, especially Memez. He's so cuuuuuuuu-"

'''Midna:''' "No, seriously. Let's go!"

And so, the two apparently paranormal girls (am I gonna call them like this?) ventured up a hill at the end of the fucking jungle, leading to a small ghost town which has been apparently torched on by corrupted cultists. They walked in and found a load of corpses apparently stabbed in the eyes with sais. A sign reading "OFF TAWPIC" is now replaced by "'''''dank memes'''''"

'''Squigly:''' "What the heck?"

'''Midna:''' "So that's why we have to kill these dumb plebs, huh?"

'''Squigly:''' "Still not worse than the Skullgirl."

'''Midna:''' "Wait. What's that?"

They saw a figure on a broom in the sky spewing some kind of weird dust on the dead bodies. Then instantly as the dust touched the bodies, the bodies turn dark, and "souls" come out of them, looking like the bodies complete with cat-like, creepy red eyes. The ones that got stabbed on their eyes pulled the knifes out, revealing no sockets.

'''Corruptoms:''' "This is our circlejerk. Go away."

'''Squigly:''' "What?"

And so, they proceed to whip those phantoms in the ass, one by one. Complete with Squigly electrocuting them, then Midna dissolving them with shadow magic. It went on and on until all the corrupted phantoms are dead, screaming as if it's the last moment of their life or something. Soon after, the girls caught their breath.

'''Squigly:''' "Wow, that was a bit hard"

'''Midna:''' "Those guys just never gave up, doesn't they?"

'''Squigly:''' "Let's advance to the next location... Wait, what's this?"

They saw an entrance to a weirdly reinforced cave of some sort, there is a sign besides it.

'''Midna:''' "'Black Site No.70. Experimenting on corruption mutagen and mutation. DO NOT FUCKING ENTER YOU FUCKTARDS."

'''Squigly:''' "Hahaha, what. Let's go inside."

'''Midna:''' "*to herself*<sub>I wondered how she did that even her mouth is somewhat sewed, but whatever.</sub>

Meanwhile, at Memez's side.

It is now 21:00 PM

''The Game Music Simulator is now playing "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO3jBivegxw Bloody Tears]" from "Castlevania"''

'''Memez:''' "Wow, that fucking stone inscription thing is plaguing our asses. They are putting it in school lessons, like... Eugh."

'''Bonesy:''' "Why smash it through? They're never gonna find it anyway."

'''Memez:''' "Those shitty school cultists thought it was important thing to history and shit so they included it in even it's pointless. Paranormal researching's better anyway"

'''Patrix90:''' "*running from a cockroach* AAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOO GET IT AWAY FROM ME AAAAAAAAH!!"

'''Memez:''' "...Bastard. The floor seems weird. Anyone found any entrance to a lower floor?"

'''Patrix90:''' "I found one and this thing came out. AAAAAAAAH!!"

'''Memez:''' "Okay then. Let's investigate more! Last time in the surface of this ruins we found nothing but those fucking dumb history shit. Egh!"

'''Bonesy:''' "Yep. Maybe we'll find a treasure... Or something completely different..."

'''Patrix90:''' "Dude, don't jinx it. There's fucking roaches inside."

'''Memez:''' "Okay, guys. Be careful."

And so, they entered the hatch into the inner floor of the ruins.

.

..

...

....

'''Caligo:''' "They entered the hatch into the black site. Send in the guards"

'''???:''' "Doing it."

'''???:''' "..."

'''???:''' "..."

'''???:''' "..."

'''???:''' "Caligo?"

'''???:''' "..."

'''???:''' "Fuck."

'''Caligo:''' "Just do it motherfucker!"

....

...

..

.
[[File:SCP-700-GOM.jpg|thumb|260x260px|The map of the black site in question. Note that there is no entrance to the Beds Block 01-22 yet there is one in the story.]]
'''Memez:''' "Wow, this didn't look like anything we expected from those fucking ruins."

'''Patrix90:''' "This places looks like a fucking abandoned black site."

'''Bonesy:''' "Then we better be careful here, this is fucking creepy."

'''Memez:''' "Wait. What's that noise?"

There is a noise coming from the corridors, and when they examined closer, they saw a horde of paranormal anomalies coming towards them. And so, they prepared their weapons, which is the thing they fucking forgot to do when they saw the Umbra. Then, they saw the "Shitposters." They are small, naked humanoids with multiple bumps and polymelia (which would be why they type so fast). The horde is attempting to block the group's progress into the corridor.

'''Bonesy:''' "Oh shit. Prepare..."

'''Memez:''' "Just fucking fight them now, you asses!"

'''Patrix90:''' "...I think we better find Squigly fast."

And so, they proceed to smash the shit out of those mutants, multiple of them at all once, and a lot of bloody guts was left. They do make a fucking great party. However, the horde started the expand as more as the beating goes on, and they fear that they could consume their group whole. So, Bonesy backed away. Then he exploded a group of them with his charged Bass Cannon. After that, Patrix90 proceed to jeffanize each remaining of them, exploding their brains into a bloody mess. Memez then proceed to smash the mutants with his staff, causing them to explode into blood and flesh.

'''Memez:''' "This sure tastes fucking delicious" (...what?)

'''Bonesy:''' "Well, it's your problem dude."

'''Patrix90:''' "I'm sure then this is a black site. Keep investigating."

So, they kept investigating the "black site" together, hoping to find some information why they abandoned it, or rather, not...

'''Memez:''' "...What's in this door?"

'''Patrix90:''' "Be careful mate. It might be some shit."

So, they opened the door. They found a great hall possessing a cafeteria on one side, a path to corridors one on one side, and a path to the projector room on one side.

'''Bonesy:''' "...So where should we go?"

'''Patrix90:''' "Wait. This place actually seems familiar. We should enter the other corridor."

'''Memez:''' "Okay then. Lets hope there will be no more stupid annoying mutants."

They proceed to corridor one. And KA-BOOM! More mutants.

'''Memez:''' "...I probably fucking jinxed it."

'''Bonesy:''' "Hell, it's easy. We'll beat them all."

And so, they brutally beaten those guys in the ass.

'''Patrix90:''' "Wait. What's that sound in the second office?"

They heard some beating sounds, and so they decided to investigate what the fuck was in the second office.

'''Mystery Woman:''' "STOP THAT YOU PLEBS HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING FUCKING STOP IT HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

'''Memez:''' "Wait, what?!?! Jesus fucking christ... Wait, is that you, BurningTorrent?"

'''BurningTorrent:''' "Yes, this place is fucking hell. Those plebs are everywhere!"

'''Bonesy:''' "Let me do this."

So, Bonesy proceed to shoot on the three Shitposters who was tickling to the floor until they are dead.

'''Burning:''' "Thnx. Stupid annoying motherfuckers."

'''Patrix90:''' "Okay, let's advance further into this fucking black site as we knew it."

'''Memez:''' "...This looks like the Black Site #70 mentioned in this note, right? *show everyone the note*"

'''Burning:''' "Oh yes. This place is Black Site #70. The outside is just covered with ruins to make it looks fucking legit."

They then proceed to exit the office then proceed into the corridors even more. After that, there is a large horde of Shitposters mixed with weaker Umbras. Then, as the motherfucking heroes prepared for the thirst, BurningTorrent proceed to raise up her weapon, and KA-BOOM! It was the Dubstep Sword! This weapon will totally fuck the enemies up.

'''Memez:''' "...How do you get this?"

'''Burning:''' "Some kind of mysterious school."

Then, the beat the fuck up out of the horde. It was one of the most epic battles Memez has seen. Patrix90 jeffanized five mutants at all once, Bonesy exploded an entire fucking crowd of shitposters and an umbra (Yay! More epic explosions!). Myla decapitated several mutants and three umbras at all once, and lastly, Memez used his occult powers to kill the remaining mutants and umbras. It was fucking epic. Hey, like, seriously!

'''Memez:''' "*to himself*<sub>Hey, this isn't going to be more epic without her.</sub>"

Meanwhile, at Squigly's side.

'''Midna:''' "It's because he's pretty intelligent, managing to save me from that evil thing D. Bonesy for once. What about you and Memez?"

'''Squigly:''' "He has pretty amazing knowledge, and he isn't that thirsty..."

'''Midna:''' "Really?!"

'''Squigly:''' "*epic stare* That's not how it works you ''motherfucker''"

'''Midna:''' "...Alright."

They proceed in the black site, which is coincidentally the same one that Memez and his fucking team is going in. Then, they met a bunch of Shitposters.

'''Squigly:''' "...Seriously? Those creatures?"

'''Midna:''' "Got them."

Midna proceed to shoot... No, explode them with the shadow magic of her Mirror. They exploded into a mess of guts, like before.

'''Squigly:''' "How amazing."

'''Midna:''' "...Shut up. We're going."

So then, they proceed into the corridors of the black site, exploding every traces of Shitposters that they see, causing the corridors to become full of gore. Blood stains the walls, guts are on the floor, and what not. No, seriously. Shit's gonna get really fucking violent. Then, after all the mutants are killed, they proceed to the door, hiding a horrific thing inside...
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After they opened the door, they saw some kind of an eldritch creature or something, the existence called The Odiosus Horrendum (why the fuck do I keep coming up with Latin names? Stop fucking invading my mind). It is a large Shitposter, complete with about eight arms, each with a hand with a red eye on it (meaning that it must type REALLY fast). The head has an extremely disgusting and mad face, kinda resembling the Vore-Addicts' face. The hair is also wickedly sharp, and apparently the head has a hole above it gushing with blood as smaller shit-posters spawned out of it. The lower body and its leg is full of white, sharp spikes. He was extremely mad right now, for someone dare to invade this black site. He started generating Shitposters rapidly (apparently, the generation is up to his adrenline). And so, his army was ready. The two prepare to TAKE ACTION. Squigly, preparing to whip his ass with this disturbingly flexible bone whip, and Midna, preparing to explode the fucking hell out of this thing with her Twilight Mirror. And so, the Shitposters lunged forward.

Meanwhile, at Memez's side.

'''Memez:''' "No, seriously. Dude, NO. Okay, do that. Wait, wait, wait. NO DUDE NO!"

'''Patrix90:''' "What? You told me to go that path. Okay."

'''Memez:''' "It's the fourth corridor, not the fucking Gassing Rooms dammit. We might get fucked."

'''Bonesy:''' "So we're going in that corridor...?"

'''Burning:''' "Okay guys. We're gonna find the other two subjects."

'''Patrix90:''' "Who?"

'''Burning:''' "You'll find out."

They proceed to the Corridor Four, because Corridor Two is past the Projector Room and you have to get past the Gassing Room to get to Corridor Three, dumbasses, but whatever.

'''Memez:''' "Prepare... to... TAKE ACTION *smug*"

Then they were faced against a horde of Shitposters. Fuck, they're now sending an entire army.

'''Patrix90:''' "THIS BLACK SITE IS, LIKE, FUCKING SICK!"

Patrix90 overloaded his Jeffanizer and exploded a large crowd of Shitposters, causing blood to splatter all over the location. The other Shitposters got angry and proceed to charge on them.

'''Memez:''' "Goddammit"

Memez decided to send his other agents to deal with the Shitposters before he charged the occult power, and shortly the aura is big enough to kill them all.

'''Memez:''' "One, two, Memez's watching you..."

Then he proceed to release the fucking energy ball so big and strong it exploded the entire corridor and it goes "KA-BOOOOOOOOM!" before shit goes down. Wow, what the fuck?

'''Bonesy:''' "Dude, what the actual fuck."

'''Memez:''' "Easy. This thing is charging over time, so it can explode an entire army of small creatures if this occult thing powers up enough."

'''Burning:''' "Awesome, but what's next?"

They heard more beating sounds from Office Four. Fuck. Now what is it again?

'''Patrix90:''' "Fuck. Let's check it out."

They opened the door of the office to see, apparently, FriedTunaWaffles and Skepolo getting locked up by about ten Shitposters, waiting for the time of the experiment to come while beating them up to make sure they don't escape.

'''Memez:''' "Oh shit. Better get them rescued."

'''Skepolo:''' "HALP MEH!!!!!!!!"

And so, they beat up the Shitposters without any further context. After they are dead, they proceed to get the dudes out of their chains.

'''Waffles:''' "Thx, those asses beaten us up all over."

'''Memez:''' "Sup. Why are you guys wasting time here?"

'''Burning:''' "So it looks like they're going to use you as subjects!"

'''Bonesy:''' "You good? Okay, come with our group. We're going to get out of here."

'''Skepolo:''' "k den."

'''Memez:''' "*to himself*<sub>Somehow, I wished Squigly was here</sub>"

Meanwhile, at Squigly's side.

So, Squigly proceed to hit a group of the summoned Shitposters with her whip, causing the multiple of them to get electrocuted and then stunned at all once. Midna then exploded them with her shadow magic, leaving a large blood splatter in their place. The Horrendum rotated its head down, then proceed to shoot a bunch more Shitposters at Midna. She avoided, and then Squigly took this as a chance to whip them, causing all of them to fall down. The Horrendum sucked all of its minions inside itself, and prepared to rip them both out of their misery. It charged at Squigly, but Midna launched it on a wall with her shadow magic, causing it to crash on a wall, but before crawling up the wall and releasing more Shitposters. Squigly whipped them all, and while doing so Midna chased the Horrendum down by exploding the ceiling. Then, the Horrendum proceed to attempt to strike at Midna, but then Squigly attempted to whip it. It avoided and then swiped at Squigly, but she also avoided in time, and Midna successfully launched the monster onto a wall, immobilizing it. Squigly proceed to violently spike at the monster for five times before it exploded into guts out of excessive electrocution.

'''Midna:''' "That was exhausting."

'''Squigly:''' "Yeah. Wait, what was that?"

They heard a rumbling on the wall followed by deep murmurs and screams. Then, the wall cracked and exploded (like every time), revealing multiple, rotten hands with wickedly sharp claws retreating back, revealing the real entrance to the black site. Now they are in Beds Block 01-22.

'''Squigly:''' "Holy hell. This place is really creepy."

'''Midna:''' "I sensed that our main group is in this place, somehow."

'''Squigly:''' "Then we must hurry find them! Memez's in trouble!"

'''Midna:''' "Don't he have those occult powers and his friends? He should be able to defend himself."

'''Squigly:''' "Oh shut up! That's only because he thinks I'm cute? Also, paranormal researching is actually really fun."

'''Midna:''' "Still through, Bonesy was awesome when he led his group."

'''Squigly:''' "Okay, enough time here, let's advance!"

And so, they proceed in the dark rooms of the black site, but then shortly they were ambushed by a bunch more shitposters, but the two "apparently paranormal" girls killed them with ease. After some time, they proceed to the annex rooms. The weird thing is that, the room seemed... rotten. Everything in the room is rotten, even the mattress. They also found a dead body which is of little importance.

They proceed to the Crematorium, but there is nothing unusual there. Nope, how weird. Then, they proceed to the second annex room. KA-BOOM! They were greeted with a bunch of flowing dust, and there is also a message scrawled on the corner, "'''''MOTHERFUCKER=REDEEMER'''''"

'''Midna:''' "What is the importance of this graffiti anyway?"

'''Squigly:''' "I dunno, but the door to this next room is locked. Can you help me break it?"

'''Midna:''' "Oh, sure."

Meanwhile, at Memez's side.

'''Memez:''' "Damn you, WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP."

'''Skepolo:''' "No. I'm so dank XDXD"

'''Waffles:''' "...I think he's like that all the time. I'll keep him in check."

'''Bonesy:''' "Guys, you have any weapons?"

'''Skepolo:''' "This Dank Spud Gun."

'''Waffles:''' "Well, I have none."

'''Bonesy:''' "Then what about this... *KA-BOOM!* THIS TOPAZ PYRAMID BLADE?"

'''Waffles:''' "What does it do? Any special abilities?"

'''Bonesy:''' "Simple. When you decapitate someone with it, you will gain more agility as the killing goes on."

'''Patrix90:''' "Isn't this a little too violen-"

'''Waffles:''' "OMG I love this! Thanks you so much!"

'''Memez:''' "Dude, you have to chill, sometimes, this is the only... ''end solution'' *smug*"

'''Burning:''' "Alright, we're proceeding to this... office."

'''Patrix90:''' "JIMMY HOFFA'S OFFICE?!"

'''Memez:''' "Dude, chill. There might be something in the room."

'''Bonesy:''' "Seriously? In that office?"

It is now 22:00 PM, the time where the corruptio "experiment" will begin.

'''???:''' "...Why aren't those guards coming in with the subjects yet?"

'''Caligo:''' "No, I don't know. Maybe we have to wait?"

'''???:''' "Shut up. I'm going alone myself."

'''Caligo:''' "Hey wait-"

Then suddenly, the door exploded with a sauce of epicness, the smoke floating down to reveal about six rebels donned in cool suit with their weapons.

'''Caligo:''' "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"

'''???:''' "Wait, are those the subjects and the rebels?"

'''Caligo:''' "They might be..."

'''???:''' "CAPTURE THEM!"

And so, Caligo the Umbra attempted to capture the rebels, but he failed as they shot him in the chest and flipped off the floor, losing his balance and crushed into the floor, blood flowing out of his head.

'''???:''' "Damn it. Who the fuck are you guys...?"

Then, the mysterious female threw her cloak off to reveal that she is a corrupted Spoooky! (For reference, she looks like Chen, but in a monochrome 3D model similiar to the one used by Primantiss. So basically, try to think of her as a 3D model of her used in the "Charm" comics.) What the fuck?

''The Game Music Simulator is now playing "Ding Dong Song" by "Gunther," because fuck it.''

'''Memez:''' "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!"

'''Bonesy:''' "SPOOOKY! WHY DO YOU ABANDONED US...?"

'''Spoooky:''' "Unspecified plot revenge, again."

'''Burning:''' "No, seriously, you shouldn't be on the throne like this. You look young as fuck."

'''Patrix90:''' "Agreed. I don't know who the fuck is this."

'''Spoooky:''' "SHUT UP! This is for the Naked Banana cult!" (wtf?)

'''Skepolo:''' "Did someone just said bananas?"

'''Memez:''' "Fuck you guys, we're gonna beat this little shit up."

'''Bonesy:''' "Wait, really? I thought you said the 'youkai" are tough as fuck."

'''Patrix90:''' "*stands on epic pose with Jeffanizer* Don't worry boys, I got this... Hoc tormenti... Nope, darn it. Hoc viribus jeffanti... WAIT. WRONG SPELL! ''Hoc jeffanti viribus tibi istud jeffanizum gehennae!'' *KA-BOOOOOOOOM!*"

Then, Patrix90 shot a big white projectile out of the Jeffanizer which explodes Spoooky and her throne and launches them into the wall, leaving them in a puddle of blood. However, as the gang were just about to react, the ceiling exploded and reveals Nibrek on a broom.

'''Nibrek:''' "I'M SURPRISED YOU GUYS GOT HERE AGAIN!"
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Then, he shot his corrupted Banium Laser Cannon at the body of Spoooky, causing her to disappear. Shortly after, she appeared looking more creepy and dark as ever. Apparently, her left eye and her mouth has been sewed with white thread like Squigly's, but so thick she could be barely able to open them anymore (still, through, she can speak). It has her mouth carved into a big smile. She don't possess any weapons, but simply the powers of sorcery combined with the corruption. Her skirt is tattered and covered with blood, and her tail is ripped out violently with blood constantly coming out of it.

'''Bonesy:''' "DAMN IT!"

'''Nibrek:''' "GOODBYE FUCKERS!"

Nibrek proceed to escape out of the large hole in the ceiling as it magically repairs itself, somehow.

'''Corrupted Spoooky:''' "'''''WELCOME TO THE HOUSE, HUMANS. ;)'''''"

'''Memez:''' "WHAT?!?!"

Then, she proceed to solidify her blood (somehow), then launched them in a danmaku pattern at Memez (as he is the physically weakest one.)

'''Patrix90:''' "Motherfucker! Eat this."

Patrix90 then shot his Jeffanizer in a successive three times in a row, but somehow Spoooky avoided them all, due to her agility. Fuck. She proceed to shoot the frozen blood at Patrix90, knocking him out.

'''Patrix90:''' "*before passing out* ''CHEEEEEEEEEN!''"

'''Memez:''' "PAAAAAAAATRIX!!"

'''Corrupted Spoooky:''' "'''''HONK HONK. ;)'''''"

'''Memez:''' "Guys, charge and beat her up! I'll try to charge up this occult power."

'''Bonesy:''' "Okay, let's roll!"

And so, they charged at the corrupted spirit, while Memez is trying to charge up his power. Yep, that one occult power he used last time where he exploded a corridor.

'''Waffles:''' "Damn it dude will you stop fucking shit up."

'''Skepolo:''' "Alright I'll try to fucking shoot."

'''Bonesy:''' "MEMEZ! Finished it yet?"

'''Memez:''' "Nope, gimme a minute or two. This is fucking hard to charge up."

'''Burning:''' "I'LL FUCK YOU UP WITH THIS SWOOOOOOOORD!!"

'''Corrupted Spoooky:''' "'''''YOU'LL NEVER HIT ME FOR THAT YOU WILL. ;)'''''"

'''Burning:''' "AAAAAAAAH!! *gets epicly striked on the chest*"

'''Bonesy:''' "Okay, let's do this! *shoots five times*"

'''Corrupted Spoooky:''' "'''''WHAT ABOUT YOU HAVE A TASTE OF CORRUPTION? ;)'''''"

'''Bonesy:''' "DAMN IT! *got striked in the chest too. Fuck.*"

'''Waffles:''' "Eat this! *strikes Corrupted Spoooky in the neck*"

'''Corrupted Spoooky:''' "'''''AAAAAAAAH!! YOU. FUCKING. NECKBEARD. ;)''''' *launches Waffles away*"

'''Waffles:''' "*retains balance* You THINK I'll give up?"

'''Skepolo:''' "Epic fight, ten outta ten-"

'''Waffles:''' "You fucking shit, HELP ME WITH THE FIGHT!"

'''Memez:''' "Ten and five seconds, it's almost done..."

'''Corrupted Spoooky:''' "'''''YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE. ;)''''' *shoots Skepolo in the chest*"

'''Skepolo:''' "FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIT! HALP ME RAINBO- *passes out*"

'''Memez:''' "Five... Four... Three... Two... One... *KA-BOOOOOOOOM!*"

And so, Memez proceed to launch a big yellow orb at Corrupted Spooky, launching her blood projectiles and herself crashing violently on a wall causing it to explode. The explosion is so massive, the room started collapsing. Everyone else wakes up.

'''Patrix90:''' "Ah. Finally. This is painful as fucking shit"

'''Bonesy:''' "Okay. It looks like we just fucking exploded this room. Fuck."

'''Memez:''' "Shouldn't we run?"

'''Burning:''' "Yeah, but the doors are freakin' locked, even through last time I didn't remember it being locked."

'''Patrix90:''' "Could this be Jimmy Hoffa's ghost?"

'''Memez:''' "No, shut up, we're going to blow up-"

'''"Normal" Spoooky:''' "*apparently hanging from a spike, somehow* YOU GUYS FORGOT ME...?"

'''Bonesy:''' "SPOOOKY!!"

'''Spooky:''' "OK. Get me out of this fucking spike, we're quitting. Fuck corruption."

'''Memez:''' "Excellent. This spell or should I say 'occult' works as expected."

'''Patrix90:''' "...I thought that Jeffanization spell was better."

'''Burning:''' "Guys, this place is going to fucking collapse."

'''Memez:''' "I know. I'll blow up this fucking door."

Memez casted an explosion on the door which causes it to explode. #obviouspunisobvious. Then, Memez led the group out of the door, running straight into Squigly and Midna. POINT OF VIEWS COMBINE!

'''Squigly:''' "MEMEZ!!!"

'''Skepolo:''' "What?"

'''Memez:''' "Thanks for the hug, now I'm pretty much sane again."

'''Bonesy:''' "Okay, we can't waste any more time here. LET'S ESCAPE OUT OF THIS BLACK SITE QUICKLY!"

'''Patrix90:''' "Or should I say, Jimmy Hoffa's office."

'''Waffles:''' "Who the fuck is Jimmy Hoffa?"

'''Midna:''' "Wait. What about this?"

Midna casted a shadow magic on the ceiling, causing them to collapse and turn into stairs. And so, the group ran quickly up the stairs.

'''Memez:''' "Patrix, filler sentences!"

'''Patrix90:''' "I can sit-up and raid a server at the same time!"

'''Burning:''' "WHAT THE FUCK?"

And so, they reached the surface of the black site, in about 3.33 minutes, and so, they ran away from the black site as it collapses and epicly explodes, causing debris to fly everywhere, blood and guts of the dead creatures in the black site to fly too, and over all everything is just fucking epic. (And Patrix90, NO, IT DIDN'T ACTUALLY FUCKING EXPLODE. It's only in this story.)

'''Memez:''' "Wow, so fucking epic. But not more epic than a school exploding."

'''Bonesy:''' "*le unamused*"

'''Skepolo:''' "XDDD"

'''Patrix90:''' "Alright guys. Where's my helicopter?"

'''Squigly:''' "IT'S HERE!"

And so, they had discovered their helicopter apparently still situated in the forest. What.

'''Memez:''' "Well, no time for rejoicing. Let's hurry escape this place fast!"

'''Patrix90:''' "Alright. I HAD TO FUCKING PILOT THIS EVERY TIME!"

'''Spoooky:''' "Sorry, but I can't join your party. Too much busy shit to do."

'''Memez:''' "It's okay anyway, because too much in this squad would over load this helicopter anyway."

'''Spoooky:''' "Alright guys, GODSPEED!"

And so, Spoooky proceed to fly away from the group. After they entered the helicopter, Patrix90 proceed to pilot this helicopter out of the forest at a fast speed, moving out of the location of Black Site #70 still exploding and turning into ashes.

'''Waffles:''' "Wow, this is FUCKING EPIC."

'''Skepolo:''' "Yes this is so dank XDDD"

'''Memez:''' "Wait. Guys. I just realized..."

'''Squigly:''' "What's it?"

'''Patrix90:''' "What matey?"

'''Memez:''' "That they already have experimented the low-class corruption virus on the two subjects, so, I probably have to kick Skepolo out. Because he's gonna be so fucking annoying in this team."

'''Skepolo:''' "WHAT?!?!"

Then, Memez ordered Squigly to electrocute Skepolo, then he proceed to epicly kick him out of the helicopter. He fell into the fucking jungle, and now he is forced to get lost. Fuck.

'''Memez:''' "Alright, that guy is pretty annoying."

'''Bonesy:''' "...Okay, I give up. We could have too much in our squad, if at all."

'''Patrix90:''' "Yeah. I agree."

'''Waffles:''' "Okay, he's pretty annoying at times anyway."

'''Burning:''' "I don't care much about him."

'''Memez:''' "SO! Where will we go this time? We already accidentally blew up two places, and we need another place..."

'''Bonesy:''' "...I don't know either."

'''Memez:''' "Patrix! Get the GPS down here."

'''Patrix90:''' "k."

And so, Memez opened the GPS and projected it onto a screen. It shown their helicopter flying away from the jungle into a barren desert.

'''Memez:''' "This is gonna take a hell of a time. Okay, Patrix. Transform this helicopter into a mini spaceship!"

'''Patrix90:''' "k."

Squigly proceed to shock Patrix90 in the ass, causing him to hurry press the button transforming the helicopter into a spaceship.

'''Burning:''' "Holy hell, this is really cool."

'''Patrix90:''' "*cough* Nothing, this is advanced technology."

'''Bonesy:''' "HAHAHAHAHA. That is fucking hilarious."

'''Patrix90:''' "Oh please. I said it all the time goddammit."

'''Squigly:''' "Memez said it, don't do that again."

'''Waffles:''' "...That's pretty much it."

'''Memez:''' "Okay, I think we're going to take a rest. Let's go to Canopy Kingdom."

'''Bonesy:''' "...What kingdom?"

'''Memez:''' "Patrix, let me pilot it. Now you go fucking rest."

'''Patrix90:''' "...Okay then. I'm going to watch over my vinyl collection."

And so, Memez proceed to pilot the spaceship so everyone else can have a fucking rest. He is now going to the Canopy Kingdom, which obviously everyone haven't gone to before (except for Squigly.). But what will they face in their rest? See you later in the fucking next chapter.

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Meanwhile, at the <i style="font-family:Georgia;">Mystica Fata Corruptionem School</i>...

'''???:''' "What the fuck. YOU FAILED AGAIN?!?!"

'''Nibrek:''' "The leader somehow possesses a powerful magic power that can destroy any corrupted entities, my master. And even if I corrupt every dead souls I found, his two girls just beat them up."

'''???:''' "REALLY? I think they must be really fucking tough."

'''Nibrek:''' "Yeah, right."

'''???:''' "But, you know the price of losing..."

'''Nibrek:''' "WHAT?!?! THIS AGAIN?!?!"

'''???:''' "YES, AND IT'S FIVE KICKS ON YOUR ASS!"

'''Nibrek:''' "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHY I HAD TO GET THIS EVERY TIME I LOST?!?!"

'''???:''' "I think you aren't well prepared enough. Maybe you hadn't got enough minions to come with you. We lost two for this."

'''Nibrek:''' "Okay... So what?"

'''???:''' "*brings in the crystal ball* OK. They're now heading to... Canopy Kingdom? What is that place? Anyway, coincidentally, it looks like that an incoming doom is going to happen in the city, according to my predictions... *chuckles* Well, looks like it's gonna be made worse! Okay, I think you should go now. Remember to corrupt every FUCKING soul you encounter so the rebels can be put out of their misery, okay?"

'''Nibrek:''' "Okay then."

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Meanwhile, in the Fucking Jungle... No, I call it the "Laqueum Jungle."

'''Skepolo:''' "...Those fucking guys couldn't get hold of my personality can they...?"

'''???:''' "'''''What are you talking about?'''''"

'''Skepolo:''' "HOLY SHIT WHO THE FUCK IS THAT-"

'''???:''' "'''''It is me, your almighty devil'''''"

'''Skepolo:''' "...You again? No, I am stressed. Fucking go away from me."

'''???:''' "'''''Are you the last of The Followers of Trigger Hurt? His soul is always within you, my son'''''"

'''Skepolo:''' "So does that mean I'll get revenge?"

'''???:''' "'''''Yes, and they will regret what will they done. Come, and I will sign a deal with you...'''''"

'''Skepolo:''' "Yes, my almighty master."

'''???:''' "'''''And soon, the evil seed of what they have done will germinate within them...'''''"

They disappeared in a smoke cloud.

And also, double-meanwhile, while the event was going on...

'''???:''' "Alright, what is this stupid demon going to do? I will expect they might be heading to... Fufufu, the GPE squad? No way!"

'''???:''' "It looks like that someone will get... ''kyuued.''"

The mysterious entity flew away.