on *:TEXT:!bear:#/co/mic-writers:{
  %flood = 1
  nick BuiltABear
  %DC = $read(E:\Anonymous\g\Beartron\dc.txt,n)
  %Marvel = $read(E:\Anonymous\g\Beartron\marvel.txt,n)
  %Plus = $read(E:\Anonymous\g\Beartron\plus.txt,n)
  %Neg = $read(E:\Anonymous\g\Beartron\neg.txt,n)
  %Insult = $read(E:\Anonymous\g\Beartron\insult.txt,n)
  msg $chan The reason %DC is better than %Marvel is obvious, %DC has %Plus while %Marvel just has %Neg $+ . Anyone who can't see that is just %insult $+ .
  /timerflood 1 5 reset
}
on *:TEXT:*contrarian*:#/co/mic-writers:{
  %flood = 1
  nick BuiltABear
  msg $chan $read(E:\Anonymous\g\Beartron\cont.txt,n)
  msg $chan $read(E:\Anonymous\g\Beartron\cont.txt,n)
  msg $chan $read(E:\Anonymous\g\Beartron\cont.txt,n)
  /timerflood 1 5 reset
}
on *:TEXT:!biz:#/co/mic-writers:{
  %flood = 1
  nick Bizzt
  %tmblr = $read(E:\Anonymous\g\Beartron\tmblr.txt,n)
  %want = $read(E:\Anonymous\g\Beartron\want.txt,n)
  %suck = $read(E:\Anonymous\g\Beartron\suck.txt,n)
  msg $chan I just want %want but I'll never get it because %suck $+ . Look at this out of context pic I got from Tumblr: %tmblr
  /timerflood 1 5 reset
}
on *:TEXT:*kys*:#/co/mic-writers:{
  %flood = 1
  nick Bizzt
  msg $chan $read(E:\Anonymous\g\Beartron\kys.txt,n)
  /timerflood 1 5 reset
}
on *:TEXT:!punt:#/co/mic-writers:{
  if (%flood = 0) {
    /set %flood = 1
    /nick Puntronic
    /msg $chan $read(E:\Anonymous\g\Beartron\punt.txt,n)
    /timerflood 1 5 reset
  }
}

on *:TEXT:*crepe*:#/co/mic-writers:{
  if (%flood = 0) {
    /set %flood = 1
    /nick Puntronic
    /msg $chan !funfact 17
    /timerflood 1 5 reset
  }
}
on *:TEXT:*yeah that makes sense*:#/co/mic-writers:{
  %flood = 1
  nick Bizzt
  msg $chan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9pePpxU58M
  /timerflood 1 5 reset
}
on *:TEXT:*suffer like g did*:#/co/mic-writers:{
  %flood = 1
  nick Bizzt
  msg $chan [TL Note: The G stands for Gold]
  /timerflood 1 5 reset
}

on *:TEXT:!gold:#/co/mic-writers:{
  if (%flood = 0) {
    /set %flood = 1
    /nick AnRobotGold
    /msg $chan $read(E:\Anonymous\g\Beartron\gold.txt,n)
    /timerflood 1 5 reset
  }
}

on *:TEXT:!hardass:#/co/mic-writers:{
  if (%flood = 0) {
    /set %flood = 1
    /nick HARDASS
    /msg $chan Greetings, I am HARDASS, the T-1000 to PuntFacts' T-800. Please don't push me into molten steel.
    /timerflood 1 5 reset
  }
}

on *:TEXT:!watch:#/co/mic-writers:{
  if (%flood = 0) {
    /set %flood = 1
    %goldrec = $read(E:\Anonymous\g\Beartron\goldrec.txt,n)
    /nick AnRobotGold
    /msg $chan watch %goldrec you fuck
    /timerflood 1 5 reset
  }
}