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- >live at home
- >no job
- >no friends
- >no life
- >gotta go to college
- >tell mom I need to register for classes
- >she says do it yourself
- >explains to me that I'm an adult and I need to learn to do things myself
- >I'm not listening
- >play DS while she's talking
- >the bitch doesn't know what she's talking about
- >tell her I'm a certified retard
- >remind her she gets retard money every month for taking care of me
- >remind her I take retard pills
- >she agrees to take me and help me register for classes
- >I play DS on the car ride over
- >start to get overwhelmed
- >frustrated that I can't process what's going on
- >start to cry out of frustration because I'm having a retard attack
- >beg mom to take me back home
- >she won't take me home
- >start hitting myself
- >mom has to call Jeff to come restrain me while I have my special melt down
- >Jeff restrains me in the parking lot
- >wipes the drool off me
- >Jeff thinks he's my dad
- >mom doesn't know Jeff hits me when no ones looking and calls me stupid
- >tells me it's my fault for being retarded
- >tells me he knows it's all an act and that I'm just lazy
- >what do you know Jeff?
- >play DS in the car while mom waits for me to get out
- >Jeff tells me to get out and stop playing games
- >"no" I respond 5 minutes later
- >mom waits in the sun for 20 minutes while I play DS
- >finally decide I'm ready
- >hold moms hand and slowly get out of car
- >kids are looking at me
- >fuckin tryhards
- >she takes me to the place
- >"ok, so what classes are you trying to register for?"
- >"college" I explain to her
- >she gets mad at me but i don't know why
- >wasn't paying attention
- >"I don't know you pick" I say
- >it's too confusing I tell her to just do all of it for me
- >I'm pretty exhausted at this point
- >sit on the ground to get my way
- >people are looking at me
- >play DS on the floor
- >mom finally caves and does my bidding
- >reach into her purse and grab my snack
- >lay down on the floor and play DS and eat my snack
- >30 minutes later it's time to leave
- >not ready to leave yet
- >play DS for 10 minutes while mom waits before getting up
- >while walking through campus I decide it's time for fun
- >grab her purse and run off
- >play keep away with the purse
- >I'm so clever haha stupid bitch can't catch me
- >everyone's looking
- >I'm having a blast with my little game
- >she corners me and I knock her out of my way with my massive size
- >she cries while she's on the ground
- >someone helps her up
- >dump her whole purse out
- >Hahahaha dumb bitch
- >she walks up to me and smacks me on the head
- >scream at the top of my lungs
- >go stiff as a board and drop to the ground
- >everyone backs away from me
- >shit myself
- >I begin to cause an uproar
- >police have a long talk with mom while I eat my second snack
- >she can't hit me because I'm a retard
- >I win
- >play DS on ride home
- >excited for my future
- >college boy now
- >run back to my cave
- >stand in the window and jack off while looking at peool
- >blow my load all over the carpet
- >lay in bed and make noise and play with my feet
- >star yelling really lowed to wake up mom
- >Hahahaha dumb whore isn't allowed to go to sleep until I do
- >go to sleep in my shit caked trousers
- >overall pretty good day
- >I'm proud of myself for taking the steps forward to better my life
- >Mfw
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