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/*
PROJECT: HOME-IFY
Author: Jay Chowdhary
BRO ARE YOU A FUCKING ASIAN CHOWMEIN COOK? FUCKING Chowdhary LMAO IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT SPICE CALLED CHOWDER BUT THEN SINCE YOU A ASIAN NIGGA, YOU HAVE CHOWDHARY
Date: 11/10/2015
File: main.js
*/

/* global, alert, $, JQuery, confirm */

/* User Structure */
var User = {
  name: "",
  email: "",
  id: "",
  username: "",
  password: "",
  dob: "",
  gender: ""
};

/* too lazy */
var icon = "<span class='glyphicon glyphicon-remove'></span> ";

/* Accounts Array */
var Accounts = (localStorage.getItem("Accounts") !== null) ? JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem("Accounts")) : [];

/* Returns User Session [Active] */
var c_user = (localStorage.getItem("Logged") !== null) ? JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem("Logged")) : [];

/* Register */
function register() {
  // Checks for errors
  if ((document.getElementById("first-name").value === "") || (document.getElementById("last-name").value === "")) {
      document.getElementById("error").innerHTML = icon + "Please enter your full name.";
      return;
  } else {
    User.name = document.getElementById("first-name").value + " " + document.getElementById("last-name").value;
  }

  if ((document.getElementById("email-id").value === "") || (document.getElementById("email-provider").value === "")) {
      document.getElementById("error").innerHTML = icon + "Please enter a valid e-mail.";
      return;
  } else {
    User.email = document.getElementById("email-id").value + "@" + document.getElementById("email-provider").value;
  }

  if (document.getElementById("username").value === "") {
      document.getElementById("error").innerHTML = icon + "Please enter a valid username";
      return;
  } else {
    User.username = document.getElementById("username").value;
  }

  if (document.getElementById("password").value === "") {
      document.getElementById("error").innerHTML = icon + "Please enter a valid password.";
      return;
  }

  if (document.getElementById("password").value !== document.getElementById("verify-password").value) {
      document.getElementById("error").innerHTML = icon + "The passwords entered do not match";
      return;
  } else {
    User.password = document.getElementById("password").value;
  }

  if ((document.getElementById("dob-month").value === "") || (document.getElementById("dob-day").value === "") || (document.getElementById("dob-year").value === "")) {
    document.getElementById("error").innerHTML = icon + "Please enter a valid birthday.";
    return;
  } else {
    User.dob = document.getElementById("dob-month").value + " " + document.getElementById("dob-day").value + " " + document.getElementById("dob-year").value;
  }

  if ((document.getElementById("gender-male").checked === false) && (document.getElementById("gender-female").checked === false)) {
    document.getElementById("error").innerHTML = icon + "Please select a gender.";
    return;
  } else {
    if (document.getElementById("gender-male").checked === true) {
      User.gender = "male";
    } else {
      User.gender = "female";
    }
  }

  User.id = Accounts.length;
  Accounts.push(User); // Pushes the object User into the array Accounts
  localStorage.setItem("Accounts", JSON.stringify(Accounts));

  localStorage.setItem("Logged", JSON.stringify(User.id));
  alert("Sucessfully registered!");
  window.location = "portal.html";
}

//Logs c_user in
function Login() {
    for (var i = 0; i < Accounts.length; i++) {
        if (document.getElementById("login-user").value === Accounts[i].username && document.getElementById("login-psw").value === Accounts[i].password) {
          localStorage.setItem("Logged", i); // Sets logged in User
          window.location.href = "profiel.html";
          return;
        }
    }
    alert("Invalid username or password!");
}

//Logs c_user out
function Logout() {
  localStorage.removeItem("Logged");
  window.location = "index.html";
}

/* Portal Page [Registration] */
function PortalPage() {
  var marrigestatus;
  // FINNA FUCKIN REMAIN SINGLE CUZ YOU CANT SPELL MARRIAGE YOU FUCKING DICKBRAIN
  var countryregion;
  var provincestate;
  var city;
  var address;
  var countrycode;
  var phone;
  var occupation;
  var salary;
  var transportation;
  var arts;
  var education;
  var environment;
  var tech;
  var business;
  var health;
  var roommatestatus;
  var pricehome;
  var lengthstay;

// THIS IS WHY YOUR PARENTS DONT WANT YOU TO DO RES FOR UNI YOU FUCKING WASTE
  document.getElementById('char-name').innerHTML = Accounts[c_user].name;

  /* Portal Page Configuration */
  var navListItems = $('ul.setup-panel li a'),
      allWells = $('.setup-content');

  allWells.hide();

  navListItems.click(function(e)
  {
      e.preventDefault();
      var $target = $($(this).attr('href')),
          $item = $(this).closest('li');

      if (!$item.hasClass('disabled')) {
// IF YOU ARE DISABLED? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF LMAOOO
          navListItems.closest('li').removeClass('active');
          navListItems.closest('li').addClass('disabled');
          $item.addClass('active');
          allWells.hide();
          $target.show();
      }
  });

  $('ul.setup-panel li.active a').trigger('click');

  // Step 1 to 2 Button
  $('#activate-step-2').on('click', function(e) {
    var marrigestatus = document.getElementById("marrigestatus"),
        countryregion = document.getElementById("countryregion"),
        provincestate = document.getElementById("provincestate");


    if (marrigestatus.options[marrigestatus.selectedIndex].value === "Select...") {
        document.getElementById("error").innerHTML = icon + "Please indicate your marital status.";
        return;
    }
    // LMFAO BITCH YOU FINNA BE SINGLE AF LMAOOOOO

    if (countryregion.options[countryregion.selectedIndex].value === "Select...") {
        document.getElementById("error").innerHTML = icon + "Please select a valid country.";
        return;
    }

    if (provincestate.options[provincestate.selectedIndex].value === "Select...") {
        document.getElementById("error").innerHTML = icon + "Please select a valid province.";
        return;
    }

    if (document.getElementById("city").value === "") {
        document.getElementById("error").innerHTML = icon + "Please select a valid city.";
        // WE DONT SERVE YOU MALTON ASS MOTHERFUCKERS....sandalwood represent bitch
        return;
    }

    if (document.getElementById("address").value === "") {
        document.getElementById("error").innerHTML = icon + "Please enter a valid address.";
        return;
    }

    if (document.getElementById("country-code").value === "") {
        document.getElementById("error").innerHTML = icon + "Please enter your country code.";
        return;
    }

    if (document.getElementById("phone").value === "") {
        document.getElementById("error").innerHTML = icon + "Please enter your phone number.";
        // CALL ME ON YOUR CELLLLLPHONNEEEEEEEE DAY NIGHT WHEN U NEED MY PORN
        return;
    }

    marrigestatus = marrigestatus.options[marrigestatus.selectedIndex].value;
    countryregion = countryregion.options[countryregion.selectedIndex].value;
    provincestate = provincestate.options[provincestate.selectedIndex].value;
    city = document.getElementById("city").value;
    address = document.getElementById("address").value;
    countrycode = document.getElementById("country-code").value;
    phone = document.getElementById("phone").value;

    $('ul.setup-panel li:eq(1)').removeClass('disabled');
    $('ul.setup-panel li a[href="#step-2"]').trigger('click');
    $(this).remove();
  })

    // Step 2 to 3 Button
  $('#activate-step-3').on('click', function(e) {
    salary = document.getElementById("salary");

    // broke ass nigga
    transportation = document.getElementById("transportation");
    // your mom gives me a piggyback ride to osmows

    if (document.getElementById("occupation").value === "") {
      // twitch streaming aint an occupation you jizz-for-brains fuck
        document.getElementById("error-two").innerHTML = icon + "Please enter your occupation.";
        return;
    }

    if (salary.options[salary.selectedIndex].value === "Select...") {
        document.getElementById("error-two").innerHTML = icon + "Please enter your estimated salary.";
        return;
    }

    if (transportation.options[transportation.selectedIndex].value === "Select...") {
        document.getElementById("error-two").innerHTML = icon + "Please select your method of transportation.";
        return;
    }
    if ((document.getElementById("student-no").checked === false) && (document.getElementById("student-yes").checked === false)) {
        document.getElementById("error-two").innerHTML = icon + "Please indicate whether you are a student.";
        return;
    }

    var interests = document.getElementById("arts").checked || document.getElementById("education").checked || document.getElementById("environment").checked || document.getElementById("tech").checked || document.getElementById("business").checked || document.getElementById("health").checked;

    if (interests === false) {
        document.getElementById("error-two").innerHTML = icon + "Please select atleast one area of interest.";
        return;
    }

    occupation = document.getElementById("occupation").value;
    salary = salary.options[salary.selectedIndex].value;
    transportation = transportation.options[transportation.selectedIndex].value;
    arts = document.getElementById("arts").checked;
    education = document.getElementById("education").checked;
    environment = document.getElementById("environment").checked;
    tech = document.getElementById("tech").checked;
    business = document.getElementById("business").checked;
    health = document.getElementById("health").checked;

    $('ul.setup-panel li:eq(2)').removeClass('disabled');
    $('ul.setup-panel li a[href="#step-3"]').trigger('click');
    // TRIGGER? BOMB TRIGGER? I KNEW YOU WERE A FUCKING TERRORIST....
    $(this).remove();
  })

  $('#finish-portal').on('click', function(e) {
    roommatestatus = document.getElementById("roommatestatus");
    pricehome = document.getElementById("pricehome");
    lengthstay = document.getElementById("lengthstay");

    if (roommatestatus.options[roommatestatus.selectedIndex].value === "Select...") {
      document.getElementById("error-three").innerHTML = icon + "Please select what you are looking for.";
      return;
    }

    if (pricehome.options[pricehome.selectedIndex].value === "Select...") {
        document.getElementById("error-three").innerHTML = icon + "Please select your budget range.";
        return;
    }

    if ((document.getElementById("petsafe-no").checked === false) && (document.getElementById("petsafe-yes").checked === false)) {
        document.getElementById("error-three").innerHTML = icon + "Please indicate whether the house should be petsafe.";
        return;
    }

    if ((document.getElementById("smoking-no").checked === false) && (document.getElementById("smoking-yes").checked === false)) {
        document.getElementById("error-three").innerHTML = icon + "Please indicate whether the house should be smoke free.";
        return;
    }
    if (lengthstay.options[lengthstay.selectedIndex].value === "Select...") {
        document.getElementById("error-three").innerHTML = icon + "Please select how long you wish to stay.";
        return;
    }

    pricehome = pricehome.options[pricehome.selectedIndex].value;
    lengthstay = lengthstay.options[lengthstay.selectedIndex].value;

    Accounts[c_user].marrigestatus = marrigestatus;
    Accounts[c_user].countryregion = countryregion;
    Accounts[c_user].provincestate = provincestate;
    Accounts[c_user].city = city;
    Accounts[c_user].address = address;
    Accounts[c_user].countrycode = countrycode;
    Accounts[c_user].phone = phone;
    Accounts[c_user].occupation;
    Accounts[c_user].salary = salary;
    Accounts[c_user].transportation = transportation;
    Accounts[c_user].arts = arts;
    Accounts[c_user].education = education;
    Accounts[c_user].environment = environment;
    Accounts[c_user].tech = tech;
    Accounts[c_user].business = business;
    Accounts[c_user].health = health;
    Accounts[c_user].roommatestatus = roommatestatus;
    Accounts[c_user].pricehome = pricehome;
    Accounts[c_user].lengthstay = lengthstay;

    localStorage.setItem("Accounts", JSON.stringify(Accounts));
    alert("Sucessfully registered!");
    // THATS THE ONLY SUCCESS YOU'VE EVER HAD....REGISTERING....AND BEING THE CHOSEN SPERM.....FUCKING WASTE
    window.location = "profile.html";
  })
}

function FindMatches() {
  var nArray = [];
  var matchCount = 0;
  for (var i = 0; i < Accounts.length; i += 1) {

      if (i != c_user) {
            if(Accounts[i].marrigestatus == Accounts[c_user].marrigestatus) {
                matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            if(Accounts[i].countryregion == Accounts[c_user].countryregion) {
                matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            if(Accounts[i].provincestate == Accounts[c_user].provincestate) {
              matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            if(Accounts[i].city == Accounts[c_user].city) {
              matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            if(Accounts[i].address == Accounts[c_user].city) {
              matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            if(Accounts[i].countrycode == Accounts[c_user].countrycode) {
              matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            if(Accounts[i].phone == Accounts[c_user].phone) {
              matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            if(Accounts[i].occupation == Accounts[c_user].occupation) {
              matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            if(Accounts[i].salary == Accounts[c_user].salary) {
              matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            if(Accounts[i].transportation == Accounts[c_user].transportation) {
              matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            if(Accounts[i].arts == Accounts[c_user].arts) {
              matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            if(Accounts[i].education == Accounts[c_user].education) {
              matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            if(Accounts[i].environment == Accounts[c_user].environment) {
              matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            if(Accounts[i].tech == Accounts[c_user].tech) {
              matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            if(Accounts[i].business == Accounts[c_user].business) {
              matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            if(Accounts[i].health == Accounts[c_user].health) {
              matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            if(Accounts[i].roommatestatus == Accounts[c_user].roommatestatus) {
              matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            if(Accounts[i].pricehome == Accounts[c_user].pricehome) {
              matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            if(Accounts[i].lengthstay == Accounts[c_user].lengthstay) {
              matchCount = matchCount + 1;
            }
            // ADD THIS FUCKING SHIT INTO THE ARRAY OF OBJECTS YOU FUCKING WHORE
            nArray.push(Accounts[i] + " " + matchCount);
            // RESET THE FUCKING MATCHCOUNT YOU ASSWIPING CUNTLICKERLOVERLOL
            matchCount = 0;

      }
    }
}
// LMAO YOU CAN SEARCH PAGE BUT YOU SUCK AT SEARCHING FOR A GRILLFRAND HAHAHA
function SearchPage() {
  document.getElementById('char-name').innerHTML = Accounts[c_user].name;
}