Sands of Yogurca story but it’s formatted like this

Chap 1-
Pirate: WHAT!? Me ship ain’t some passenger-
Alch: I just need to cross the ocean to learn about the origin of alchemy!
Pirate: Krrgh... Why should I help ye?
Crab: Cap’n Pirate! Are... Are we setting sail?
Crab: *whispers* (Cap’n, are we going on a treasure hunt?)
Pirate: *whispers* (treasure, ye say?)
Crab: *whispers* (I heard a rumor that there’s a vast land of treasures across the sea!)
Pirate: AHEM! I’ve changed me mind! Hop on board, lass!
Crab: Yo ho! Away we go!
Alch: (What were they whispering about...?)
Pirate: Curses, a blizzard at sea!? Batten down the hatches and lower the sails!
Alch: This isn’t possible! We’re sailing towards the desert!
Pirate: This be no desert squall, lass!
Crab: Cap’n! Port ho!
Pirate: KHAHA! We’re saved! Hard to starboard!
Alch: This is it! The magnificent city of Yogurca!
Pirate: ...!? It really BE a desert!
Alch: I just know that I’ll find what I want here!
Pirate: What is it that ye want? (I dare ye to say treasure, lass...)
Alch: I’m looking for a tome that contains the origins and truth of alchemy!
Pirate: Hm... Ye don’t say?
Pirate: Well then, off ye go! We have... Business to attend to!
Crab: See ya!
Alch: Erm... Sure.

Chap 2-
Shopkeeper: Welcome! Only the finest goods! Find everything you want, right here!
Alch: Any tomes about the origins of alchemy?
Shopkeeper: We have a fine collection of books right over here!
Alch: *tsk* I’ve already read all of these...
Shopkeeper: You... You’ve read everything!? But there are all the books on alchemy that we have...
Shopkeeper: Ah-ha! Why don’t you pay a visit to the city’s grandest collector?
Alch: A... collector?
Shopkeeper: They’ve collected the greatest of treasures from far and wide, even tomes on alchemy!
Alch: Thanks for the tip! Though, I get the feeling this won’t be easy...
Yogurt: An ancient tome on alchemy? Of course I do!
Alch: I need that tome. Why don’t you sell it to me?
Yogurt: Straight to the chase, haha! Very well, but I can’t just part ways with a valuable part of my collection.
Alch: I knew this wasn’t going to be easy... Alright. What’s the catch?
Yogurt: Something’s been on my mind lately. And you’re just the person for the job!
Yogurt: You agree, right? Right?
Lilac: ...
Yogurt: Of course! I thought so too!
Alch: (No one replied, though...)
Yogurt: There’s a fierce blizzard in the middle of the desert. Amazing, isn’t it?
Yogurt: There must be a treasure in the middle of that blizzard!
Yogurt: Find and bring me that treasure, and I’ll give you the tome!
Alch: An equivalent exchange? Ok.

Chap 3-
Alch: What’s the point of giving a quest if you’re just going to follow?
Yogurt: No one has navigated a snowy desert! I wanted to see it for myself!
Yogurt: Besides, my bodyguard will help if there’s danger! (Only help me, of course.)
Lilac: ...
Alch: (Silence again?)
Yogurt: It really is quite cold! No wonder no one comes here.
Alch: Do you even know what this treasure even looks like?
Yogurt: Nope!
Alch: Great... Just great.
Alch: Hm... That reminds me. Have you heard about snow monsters that wander during a blizzard?
Yogurt: *gets fuckin grabbed* AAGGHH! What... WHAT’S HAPPENING!?
Alch: Oh look. A snow monster...
Yogurt: Don’t just stand there! Do something!
Lilac: *gets out weapon* ...
Yogurt: NO! Wait, WAIT! What if you miss!?
Lilac: ...
Yogurt: GAH! I didn’t mean stop trying at all!
Yogurt: W...Wait! Where is it taking me!?
Alch: Hm... Wonder where they’re heading.
Alch: I guess I should follow. Otherwise I won’t get my tome.

Chap 4-
Yogurt: LET... ME... GO! Huh? What’s that?
Lil Yeti: ...?
Alch: Fascinating! It’s thundersnow yeti!
Yogurt: Huh? This scruffy furball caused the blizzard? Tsk... How disappointing.
Alch: Disappointing!? Thundersnow yeti is a well-known legend!
Alch: Why is it here in the desert though? We oughta take it back where it belongs.
Lil Yeti: !!!
Yogurt: A legend? I usually don’t collect living things, but I’ll make an exception this time.
Lil Yeti: *cries* *shakes head*
Yogurt: Hm? Why’s it hiding from me?
Alch: You hurt its feelings.
Yogurt: Why? What’d I do...?
Lilac: ...
Alch: Look! It’s not snowing anymore! The way back to the city shouldn’t be too difficult now.
Yogurt: Wait, wait! We agreed to a proper trade! The treasure for the tome!
Alch: Thundersnow Yeti isn’t something you can just trade... Looks like I’ll have to look for alchemy’s truth elsewhere.
Yogurt: Elsewhere? You mean there are other places that might have treasures?
Pirate: *ded* Ahoy! Find that book, lass? ATCHOO! Why’s there so much snow here!?
Yogurt: A... Ghost?
Alch: Good timing, Pirate! We need to take Thundersnow Yeti back home. Take us on your ship!
Pirate: Aye, this place be scary. Here... there be monsters!
Crab: Cap’n, you really should keep a weather eye out for dangers... I barely survived...
Pirate: Aharr! Danger was abound! But we didn’t ‘ave to walk the plank today, matey! KHAHA!
Yogurt: But... Ghosts are dead, aren’t they?
Pirate: Avast! Who are ye? A new friend of yours, lass?
Alch: Not really... This cookie is-
Yogurt: Hang on, I want to go too! And maybe add this ship to my collection...
Pirate: Me ship ain’t for sale, landlubber! This ship be a part of my very soul!
Yogurt: THen how about hirit it as a passenger ferry? Can I trade treasures for a ride?
Pirate: Right this way, your honor. I shall accommodate every request.
Alch: *sigh*