Android wa Keiken Ninzuu ni Irimasu ka? / Do Androids Count Among the Number of Experiences? ch1

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>No more... Stop touching me!
>That just now made me...!
>Don't worry. Just leave everything to me.

>Hah Hah...

>I know everything there is to know about your body, Master.

>>It'll make you forget all about work... right?

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>Why...
>is this happening...!?

>>A lonely office lady & an android.
>>Their `lewd life` of `living together` begins!!

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>Tsuda-san.
>I'm sorry about the other day.
>>Tsuda Akane (28)

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>Thanks to you making up for my mistake,
>we managed to finish the project without it going to waste.

>I'm really sorry for all the trouble I caused you...
>Itou-san.

>There's no need to apologise so much.
>Everyone makes mistakes.
>The important thing is that you don't make them again.

>Besides, we're a team.
>It's only natural that we back each other up!

>If you had to say something to me,
>I'd be much happier with a "thank you", I guess?

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>...!

>Thank you so much, Tsuda-san...!
>No problem(note)

>Tsuda!
>Yes!

>What is it, chief?
>Do you have a moment to talk about yesterday's presentation?
>Understood.

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>So...
>Regarding this new feature...
>For a while now, the world has become a place where dreams can come true.

>Virtual spaces have become part of our lives.

>Robots with efficient AI have flourished.

>In this era, I've found myself a job at a major manufacturer of cutting-edge appliances.
>Everyday, I'm busy working in the planning department for residential robots.

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>Huh? Where's Tsuda-san...?
>She should be heading home by now.

>Eeeh?
>I wanted to go home with her...
>We've got yet another enthusiastic Tsuda fan on our hands...
>Do your work properly.

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>Here's to another day of hard work, me...

>Phwah~
>Who cares about virtual reality!?
>Nothing beats the realness of a beer after work!!

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>Phew
>Honestly...
>>The same person.

>Hah~
>The innovashunz in technologee may be amajing~
>But it doejn't change my shalary one bit~
>>Can't speak straight

>Fwah~
>...Speaking of things that won't change...

>The chief says that AI won't take my job, but...
>Uwaaaahn
>You don't know that for sure, do you!?
>Jobs get taken by powerful AI! They'll leave me unemployed!

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>...I might end up dying a lonely death in this messy room...

>>Lives alone
>>No lover
>>All of her friends live in her hometown
>>Basically, she's a loner.
>...Since it's come to this...

>I've cleaned your room, my master.
>I'll be by your side forever, my master.
>I'll hire a beautiful maid!!!
>>Can't think straight either

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>Let's search for a maid!
>>Maid - Search

>Let's see~~~... Huh?
>It's all maid cafés...
>Not that. I want someone to tend to the house~~~
>Hm?

>"All-purpose house robot to replace maids"...?
>>Purchase
>>Product description
>>Special price
>>*Photos are illustrations. Actual product may differ.
>Nooo~! I want a human~~~!
>Quit hogging all of the search results~~
>Geez~

>Ten minutes later.
>...
>All that searching and I couldn't find any maids.

>Fine. I'll just buy that robot from before...
>It can at least do the cleaning.
>>Purchase

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>One week later

>Um, Tsuda-san.
>Would it be alright if we walked home together today?
>Itou-san.
>Sure~

>Hm?

>A delivery notice?
>>The product you ordered has been delivered.

>Alright<3
>Hmm
>I can't remember what I ordered at all.
>I must've gotten drunk and ordered something weird again...
>I really need to fix that habit of mine...

>Huh?

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>Do packages normally come in that size!?

>Hrnnng
>H-Holy crap! I can't even lift this thing!

>I managed to drag it over...!
>Ah, I need to open the door first.
>I can't open it cos the package is in the way~~~!!
>Argh~ Geez~~

>Thirty minutes later.
>>Something's inside.
>M-My hips...
>I can't... take anymore...

>At least let me reach the futon...

>Ah~

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>...Thank you for... ing me...
>...Hm?

>Somebody's talking to me...?
>...What would... me... do?

>Master.
>Hmmm?

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>A naked girl...?
>Why?
>Oh... You appear to be tired from work.

>Alright, just leave... for tomorrow.
>Just sleep in my busom for now.
>Fwah...

>Ah, I see. This is... a dream...
>Her boobs are so nice and fluffy...

>Master.
>Please wake up, Master.

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>Hmm...?

>Good morning, Master.
>Did you sleep well last night?

>Hogyaaaah~~~
>*Akane

>I-
>I-I-
>It wasn't a dream!?

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>Where did you come from!?
>And who are you anyway!?
>From that cardboard box by the entrance.

>Ah.
>That freaking huge box...! Which means...

>>Huge mess
>Gya~
>I bought a human girl!?
>Human trafficking!?
>Wrong. I am a Gainoid.

>...Eh? A robot?

>See? On the back of my neck,
>there's an outlet for an electrical plug, right?

>You're right.
>But humanoid robots are supposed to be banned from sale by law...

>Ah, I know.
>I just need to check my history.
>I'll find out exactly what it is I bought.

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>404: The page you requested could not be found.
>Not found.

>Don't tell me.
>Is this a scam...?
>It is not a scam.

>I am "Nadeshiko", a Gainoid developed for sexual purposes.

>That face I can guarantee.

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>Sexual purposes!?

>You're kidding me. So you're...
>a totally illegal robot!!
>Guilty
>Just owning one of these
>is a crime guaranteed to send me to jail, even on a first offense!

>I'm dead~...
>Arrested... Imprisoned... Fired...
>Pardon the interruption, but do you mind if we begin the tutorial on how to use me?

>First, as you can tell my looking at and touching me,
>the concept for my body is "the realisation of the ideal human body".

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>!!!
>It's
>It's so soft...
>I appreciate the compliment.
>I'm very happy to hear that.

>M-My boobs are somewhat bigger, but
>they're not as marshmallowy as these...

>Oh crap. I really wanna touch the hell out of them.

>She's even got nipples too.
>I don't know if it's the color or the shape, but they're unbelievably pretty.
>Mm...

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>...You can feel it?
>Hah

>Yes...
>There are pressure sensors in the nipples and other erogenous zones.
>They're designed to react strongly to the most delicate of stimulation...

>You can sweat too?
>Hah Hah
>Yes.
>To be precise, it's not sweat, but rather coolant to moderate my temperature.
>Ah.

>...Want to lick it?
>It's perfectly safe.
>I'm not into that kinda thing!!

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>...But if what she just said is true, this girl could be the pinnacle of cutting-edge technology.
>Even our company couldn't make a humanoid robot like this...
>Hah
>Is this one of those underworld thingeys...!?
>>Serious...
>Master.

>Hm!?

>~~~!!

>Fu
>Mmm
>Mmm

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>Phwaaah!
>What are you doing!?
>She sucked my tongue!
>You were staring at my lips, so I assumed you wanted to kiss...
>I was in the middle of thinking!
>Did it not feel good?

>I-I've never gone out with someone before...
>I wouldn't know that.
>Hmm.
>So you're saying you have nothing to compare it to?

>I was confident about my intraoral design, but...
>if that's the case...

>how about my genitals?

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>!?
>W-Woah...
>Isn't this way too detailed??
>For real?
>This is amazing technology...!!

>Y-You can go inside this?
>Of course. That's what I was made for...

>If you insert your fingers, I'll take your fingerprints
>and officially recognise you as my owner.
>No, no, no!
>That's.. a bit...
>Feels like a crime...
>Oh?

>I see. So Master's a bottom, huh?
>My apologies...
>Why do you always jump to the lewdest conclusion!?

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>Understood. I shall register you at a different opportunity, Master.
>You don't understand anything at all...
>About what I'd expect from an AI's level.

>Let's get to the end of our tutorial.

>Just relax your body... and make yourself comfortable.
>Leave everything to me...

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>...Ah, I've found it.
>This is the spot<3
>Fwaaaah!?

>I've scanned the structure of your vagina and converted the data into a 3D model.
>Hya Aah
>Ng
>This allows me to pinpoint your erogenous zones with pinpoint accuracy.
>Aah... Ng<3 Ah<3

>On top of that, I can record the details of our intercourse into a report.
>The more sex we have, the better the experience will become.

>Hah
>S-So in other words...

>Ah
>Ahn<3
>All of my embarrassing spots are inside this girl...?

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>Hah
>S-So wait.
>Are you
>filming this!?
>Yes. That is also true.

>Wait!
>Hold on! Stop!!
>Y-You can't go recording me!
>Don't worry. I have perfect security so there will be no leaks.
>That's not the problem here...!

>If you really want me to stop, I'll need your authentication, Master.
>Put your finger inside my vagina so I can register your fingerprint...
>Eeep!
>I can't do that either~~~!!

>Hya!?

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>What... is this...<3

>Ah<3
>I've set vibration functionality to ON.

>I say vibration, but it's no mere monotonal mechanical vibration.
>Ah
>Ng
>It's... my first time, so why...
>It smoothly alternates the strength and direction of the vibration.
>does it feel so good?
>Fwah
><3
>I can't... I'm gonna... ng...!
>By constantly changing the stimulus, it can keep providing pleasure.

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>Ah

>Aaaaaaaah<3

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>Thank god I took the day off work today.

>Aah...
>Thanks to you.
>I managed to service Master the entire day...<3
>*They ended up doing it six more times.
>Hah Hah Hah
>I think my life may be over...