Fluffy Pony Tries to Forget

>A bar opens up to serve fluffy ponies.
>It is actually a crazy homeless man who just pours out ginger ale for any fluffy who passes by.
>But soon word passes through the fluffy community and the place become a local watering hole for fluffies who like to sip fizzies and socialize.
>All sorts of fluffies start to come to get fizzies.
>Ferals, strays, and even domestic fluffies start to come by.
>One day a new fluffy comes to drink fizzies.
>He has heard stray fluffies talk about how much fun this bar is.
>He has a stupid grin across his face as he comes to the bar.
>But he is different from other fluffies.
>His daddy has bought him a battery powered fluffy car.
>It has a little seat that lets him push pedals and a steering wheel specially made so he can steer it.
>He drives it in front of the fluffy bar and parks it.
>He waddles until he is out of it and starts to walk to where the homeless man has set up a cardboard box for his bartending spot.
>He walks past several fluffies who smile and wave at him with calls of “New fwen? Wan pway?”
>The homeless man looks down at the new fluffy and says, “RAT SNOT! FUCKING VOICES CANS ARE TALKING BEHIND MY BACK!”
>Which the fluffy pony understood to mean, “You must be new here? Can I interest you in a drink?”
>The fluffy pony looks up and says, “Fwuffy wan fizzy pwease!”
>The man gives a creepy grin with only three teeth showing.
>He gives a menacing giggle as he fills a plastic shot glass with ginger ale and slams it in front of the fluffy pony.
>The fluffy pony smiles up at the man and says, “Tank yoo!”
>He sniffs at the drink and giggle, “Fizzies tickle fwuffies nosie! Fwuffy wub-“
>His face contorts and he twists his back legs together.
>”Nuu! Fwuffy nee go haf pee pees! Wan onwy make gud pee pees!”
>The man points to an area away from the bar area and says, “TIN FOIL KEEPS THE ALIENS FROM SUCKING YOUR BRAINS!”
>The fluffy pony understood him to mean, “That way to the restroom area sir.”
>The fluffy pony starts to do a pee pee waddle to the area the homeless man pointed to.
>But unnoticed are two fluffy ponies watching the goings on with malicious intent.
>Two fluffies lurking off to the side trying to remain unnoticed as they plan to create trouble.
>An unscrupulous smarty friend and his owchie friend watch as the new fluffy truddles off to the pee pee are.
>The smarty gives a sinister laugh, “Tee hee hee! Smawty haf gud idea!”
>”Smawty wan dat vwoom vwoom dat dum dum fwuffy bwing to baw!”
>He lears at the fluffy car and says, “Scawed! We am take vwoom vwoom fo smawty! Den smawty haf go pwace ting!”
>His owchie frien looks at him, “Nuu! Owchie fwen name am scaw! Haf scar on see pwace!”
>”Make owchie fwen wook tough! Nuu am a scawed fwuffy!”
>The smarty friend has his head stuck under a nearby fluffy’s tail looking at her pee pee place.
>”Tee hee hee! Smawty wike wha smawty am see!”
>The fluffy gets a shocked look on her face and jumps away!
>She turns and shakes her hoof at the smarty, “Yoo am meanie! Yoo noo get neaw fwuffy no nos!”
>The smarty gives her a raspberry, “Yoo am dum dum! Efewy fwuffy wan smawty speshul huggies!”
>The smarty friend looks back at the owcie friend, “Yoo am say something?”
>The owchie friend stomps, “Scaw say-“
>The smarty friend cuts him off, “Smawty nuu cawe!”
>”Scawed! We get dat vwoom vwoom ting noa!”
>”Fowwow smawty!”
>The two contemptible fluffies tip toe through the center of the bar.
>The smarty giggling evilly and the owchie friend grumbling.
>They make it to the fluffy car and start to push it.
>They push it behind a bush and the smarty gives another chilling laugh, “Tee hee hee! Otay! Vwoom vwoom am smawty’s noa!”
>He looks at his owchies friend, “Otay Scawed! We go back and haf fizzies and fin fwuffy fo speshul huggies!”
>The smarty truddles back to the bar as his owchie friend skulks behind him, “Fwuffy name am scaw…”
>Soon the other fluffy comes truddling back.
>His stupid smile  and wide eyes adorning his face.
>”Fwuffy make gud pee pees! Fwuffy am weady fo fizzies and funsies and-“
>He gets to where he parked his little fluffy car was parked and freezes.
>The smile leaves his face and his eyes take on a fire.
>He looks around and screams, “WHEWE AM FWUFFY CAW!”
>All fluffies freeze and look at him.
>He starts to stomp through the bar, “If fwuffy nuu get fwuffy caw back… den fwuffy haf to do wha fwuffy do wast time caw go bye bye!”
>He jumps to a nearby table and glares at the fluffies at it, “An’ fwuffy nuu wan do wha fwuffy do wast time!”
>He gif a cute growl, “Fwuffy haf shivehs when fwuffy tink of wha fwuffy haf do wast time caw go bye bye!”
>He truddles to a fearful fluffy and gets in her face, “Fwuffy dun tink yoo wan dat happen!”
>The smarty and owchie friend look at the fluffy and start to shake.
>The smarty says meekly, “Scawed… dat fwuffy am wook meanie noa…”
>Tears are streaming down the owchie friends face, “Owchie fwen nuu wan owchies… wahhhhh!”
>The fluffy keeps stomping around, “Fwuffy haf bad night sees abou’ wha fwuffy haf do wast time!”
>”Fwuffy beg de big sky daddeh, ‘pwease nuu wet fwuffy haf night see abou’ wha happen when caw go bye bye!’”
>He jumps in front of the smarty and owchie, “Bu’ it nuu hewp! Fwuffy stiww haf bad night sees!”
>”Fwuffy see wha fwuffy did!”
>”Fwuffy wemembeh efewy ting!”
>”Fwuffy am wake up scweaming abou’ wha fwuffy did wast time caw go bye bye!”
>The smarty and owchie friend grab each other and yell and cry.
>The fluffy stomp to the front of the bar snarling at the patrons.
>His voice drops as he looks slowly over all the shivering and shaking fluffies, “Noa fwuffy am do wha fwuffy do wast time!”
>He is huffing and lowers his head keeping his eyes locked on the patrons.
>”Fwuffy am hope yoo am weady see ha fwuffy haf do wast time!”
>The smarty and the owchie friend jump up and start to truddle to the car.
>The smarty starts to babble, “Pwease nice fwuffy! Nuu do wha yoo do wast time!”
>The owchie friends is sobbing as he makes it to the fluffy car and starts to push.
>The smarty and the owchie friend push the car back to the fluffy.
>The smarty blubbers, “Yoo haf yo caw back! Pwease nuu do wha yoo do wast time.”
>The fluffy gets a wild look in his eyes as he places his hooves on the car, “DIS! AM! FWUFFY’S! CAR!”
>The smarty and owchie friend fall back yelling, “Whaaa! Pwease Scawed! Saf smawty!”
>The smarty cries and runs away as his owchie friend truddles behind him, “Name am Scaw! Wahhhhhh!”
>The fluffy takes a few moments to calm down.
>When he does he gets his stupid grin back on his face.
>”Tee hee hee! Fwuffy am happy noa!”
>He truddles back to his fizzy drink and start to give small fluffy sips to the liquid.
>He giggles, “Am tickle nose!”
>The other fluffies stare at the fluffy quietly.
>Finally the man looks down at the fluffy and says, “I WEAR GIRLIE PANTIES ON MY HEAD!”
>The fluffy understood him to mean, “Out of curiosity… what did you do the last time you lost your car?”
>The fluffy stops sipping the fizzy and lowers his head.
>He starts to shake like he is struggling with h ememory.
>He finally looks up says, “Fwuffy… fwuffy haf… fwuffy haf to….”
>His face contorts and his body trembles.
>Finally he blurts outs, “Fwuffy haf to wawk home!”, before breaking down and blubbering.