Nympherno

"RAGIN'  NYMPHERNO",

Or,

"THE  NYMPHERNAL  AFFAIR: The End of the Beginning of a Fifth or Sixth Existential Crisis"



A: Hello? Hello-ooo... It's no use, Lily, I think this one must have hit his head on something...

B: Hi, mister! Can you hear me?

A: Yep, I think he can hear us, alright...

B: Are you lost, mister? ...Gee, I think he's lost, Daisy...

A: You have no idea how you got here, do you? [giggles]

B: Oh, cut the poor guy some slack, will ya? Poor guy, all lost and scared like that...

A: Screw this ditsy meat-head, Lil- I mean, look at him- he's all like, [your stock impression of a guy voice:] 'No fuckin' way, I ain't scared- Duhhh... I just want hamburgers, my beer, and my football...'

B: Oh, come on, don't be mean- how would you feel if you were lost in the middle of the woods, being taunted by strange disembodied voices? Besides, he looks more of a cookies, milk, and Star Trek kind of a guy to me... I think he's kind of cute...

A: [mocking] Oh, can't we take him home, pretty please?...

B: You're so mean! He could be stuck out here forever if we don't help him out. Y'know?

A: Alright. You're right... [resigned] Alright... Hey, listen up, man... Daisy. With a 'Z'. This here's Lil...

B: Lily. With a 'Y'… You'll want to roll a sixteen or higher in order to resist our charm attack...

A: Oohh, tough noogies, compadre... So, yeah- we're just a couple nymphs of the forest... You may have heard legends – um... lore, and such... Coincidentally, we just happen to resemble human females perfectly...

B: You might even say, super-attractive human females... except my rad pink coiff is totally natural... coincidentally...

A: As are my sassy silver locks... just in case you were wondering... hey, aren't we still just a couple of disembodied voices to this guy, at this point? ...12 or higher on the pathos roll there, mac...

B: Hey, that's right... oh, you lucky... I suppose you weren't even wondering about our freaky do's, were you, sir? Well now you know... Anyway, , mister, we're going to help you, OK?

A: So, you should probably listen to us, or else you won't be getting out of here any time soon... And this joint gets a little nasty after sundown...

B: So just relax and take a deep breath for me now, OK?... And carry on walking through the trees... That's it, nice and easy... You're on a peaceful saunter through the woods is all... Fortunately enough, it's a really gorgeous day... A little gentle stroll is no bad thing, hmm? ...Daisy's going to start counting you down now, OK?...

A: You're starting to feel a little tired now, trudging through the trees... letting that nice heavy-eyed feeling cascade all the way down to those weighty feet of yours... You can sense that I'm not so far away after all... and getting closer all the while... Ten...

B: You're starting to feel a pleasant warmth in your chest now... This feeling is deeply calming and comforting... and so very pleasant... Your steady breathing is slowing down beautifully for me- good job!... Now, keep on pacing drowsily toward me... Each plodding footstep lulls and relaxes you ever further... Each lifting of each burdensome foot becoming just a tiny wee bit more laborious by and by... which brings us to Nine...

A: Adda-boy, no need to resist now... simply give in, let us in, and we'll take it from here, OK? ...Nothing else requires your attention right now... Blissful, languid contentment... it feels so wonderful... Just letting go and giving in – and enjoying the sweet music of my soothing voice... Eight...

B: Good boy! You're doing great for me... Allowing your breath to slow down and deepen with every lazy step you take... feeling that wonderful warmth in your chest starting to expand... Wonderful, soothing warmth growing and spreading within your body... filling your torso... stretching to your extremities... and flooding your head... quieting your mind... Seven...

A: It feels really good, doesn't it? ...We know how to make you feel good... Lily and I are going to take extra-special care of you today... Will you let us do that for you? ...Please? ...Because that would make us really happy... Don't you want to share all this happy pleasure with us? …I think you do... Six...

B: So you've lost your way in the woods – it's really not a problem... Say you'll let us take care of you, sir, and we'll take you on back to our place where you can get really comfortable... Just listen to our sweet voices, say the word – say yes- and you'll be just fine... You'll find that the more you listen, the more our voices resonate within your mind... We're offering you some really pleasant feelings and relief from any worries – even if only for just a little while... Would you like to take what's on offer here and come with us?... Say yes... Five...

A: Fantastic! I'm so pleased you made the decision to surrender to us... I knew you would- after all, our charms are renowned for being truly devastating, you know... But don't worry, we're not going to do anything... bad... Are we, Lily? ...We wouldn't do anything untoward... not to you, sir... Where were we, now? Ah, yes – Four...

B: My, my, those dogs are barkin'… Your heavy feet insisting that's it's high time you had yourself a little snooze... There's still a little ways to go... but I think you'll find we'll be worth the effort – wouldn't you say so, Daze? ...Just try to carry on just a tiny wee bit further, OK? ...Three...

A: This is probably going to be the most lop-sided effort-to-payoff ratio you could imagine, boy... Dammit, but you're just so sleepy and drowsy, though, huh? …That's good, just let yourself sink further down into that restful state... We've got you now – trust us to safely take you to us ... Two...

B: Deeper... deeper down... And presently encountering a lush, verdant clearing now, as it seems to appear from out of nowhere... Still, though, there is absolutely no need to worry about where you're going... or where you came from... You're completely enthralled by the beautiful sound you hear in your mind now as it urges you ever onward through your dozy stupor... and you find that that's all that matters to you... And... One...

A: Why don't you take a rest, hmm? ...What do you say, sleepy? ...Wouldn't it be nice to just lie down on the soft ground and... rest awhile?

B: [softer tone] Go ahead... Shhh... [whisper] Sleep...

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A: I guess I'll work his neck and shoulders...

B: And I'll do his legs... Oh look, he's back...

A: Don't mind us, mister...

B: [titters] I don't think he minds... see, we don't really do 'clothes' in the forest...

A: Because, if a nymph be nekked in the woods and nobody's there to see her, etcetera, etcetera...

B: This oil we're massaging you with feels super-awesome, doesn't it? It has a lovely and relaxing floral scent to boot... ooohhh...

A: We make it here ourselves. We call it 'Nymph Oil'. All-natural ingredients... mmmm...

B: Can't you just feel your neck... and your shoulders... and your legs... all just melt as we massage this ensorcelled goop in to you? Mmm- It's powerful stuff!... melty, melty, melty... massage-y, massage-y, massage-y...

A: We sell this muck by the one-gallon tub, also available in smaller bottles – those make a great, unusual and exotic gift idea for a friend or a loved one...

B: [slightly irritated] Daisy! Would you icksnay on the ol' ard-hay ell-say?

A: Anyway, it's a thoroughly natural process – we use a heady melange of various plants and roots; seventeen different herbs and spices... mmm... feels good, does it?

B: It's all flung into a huge wooden tub, then a dozen or so of us jump in and start stompin' like a regular old bunch of nymph-oil maniacs...

A: Except it gets a bit slippery... and giggly too, I suppose.

B: (gasps) Oh my... oohh...

A: [whispers into ear] I don't think she's ever seen an erect penis before.

B: Oh, that looks super-nice... I'd really like to touch it... Would that be alright?

A: Go ahead, Lily, why don't you give it the works with a nice big and filthy gob of the good stuff?

...[sloppy jerky sounds]...

B: mmmmm... I like that...

A: Oh, I bet that feels fucking good, mister... that looks so hot... mmmm... a little kiss for you, sir?

[kissing and jerkin' sounds]

B: Does that feel nice, sir? Ooohhh... it's really hard, Daisy! Come here, you should feel it...

A: Pardon me, sir, I just have to climb over you a little bit... wow... you're so right, Lily, it's really super-hard... oh, oh my... ooohhhh... oh my... mmnn...

B: What's the matter, Daze?

A: [strained] Oh gosh... mmnnn... he's... he's licking my... he's licking my... my foof...

B: Hey, stop that, mister!

A: Oh no, oh no- don't stop!...aaahhh... don't you fucking stop... it feels...uunnghhff.. really good... I gotta suck me some... I gotta...

…[sucking sounds and BJ moans]…

B: Wow! ...Oh, do you like that, mister?

A: [stuffed mouth] Mmmm...Yeah? Mmmm... yeah? ...you like it? Mmmm... [...breaks off after a bit] mmm...hey, hey... hold it a... mmm... stop licking... just a second, mister... Don't cum in my mouth, OK?

[stop-start jerking in the background– slow and absent/distracted]

B: I wanna see him cum!

A: Our nymph queen's a bit of a bitch with the nose of a bloodhound, mister... I'm tellin' ya- if she smells cum on our breath it'll be triple chores for a whole week!

B: Oh, who cares? If he cums in your mouth I'll do your stupid chores for you...

A: Tell you what- he might as well cum in you, then, bimbo... so, why don't you sit up on him here... good girl... and... nice and easy... that's right – get it in there...

B: Ooh, now this is odd... mmm...

A: Good girl, just take it slow... Do you mind if I kiss you again, mister? [whispers in ear] Seriously, don't you cum, OK? We'll be in so much trouble if you do...

[kissing and slightly awkward riding... developing into not-so-awkward riding... gal A to ad-lib the occasional somethings-along-the-lines-of 'don't cum' over gal B's moans and occasional somethings-along-the-lines-of 'wanna cum in my pussy?' ...until gal B cums...]

[the following suggested lines to be periodically interspersed over sound effects...]

B: If I suck you will you cum in my mouth? ...Please, sir?

...[sucking]…

A: Don't you dare! I'll jerk you as she sucks, but you can't cum...

…[jerky-sucky]…

B: [stuffed mouth] Oh, please... please cum in my mouth, sir...

A: All the pleasure in the world is yours if you promise not to cum in her mouth, OK?

B: Oh, please do! ...I want you to... Please cum in my little mouth, sir...

A: Don't you cum for that little slut!

B: Oh, do! ...Cum for me... cum!

A: Uh-oh...

B: [moans as dude cums in her mouth]

A: Oh no! Oh no no no no no!

[a few moments of comedown... sighs, etc...]

A: That's it! We are...so... fucked, Lil!

B: Darn tootin'!



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