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  7. Gary?
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  11. Lucas?
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  15. Lucas?
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  19. What are you doing out here?
  20. Where is your stepfather?
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  24. That's it!
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  28. Time out, young man! Time out!
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  32. Gary! Jesus Christ.
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  36. Oh, my God, Gary! Are you okay?
  37. Say something. Please, say something.
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  41. I... want... a divorce!
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  45. <i>♪ Just say the word ♪</i>
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  49. <i>♪ Oh, babe ♪</i>
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  53. Dude, I can't believe
  54. you're moving in with her.
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  58. I know, man.
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  62. But I'm all crazy up in her shit.
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  66. There ain't nothin' I can do.
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  70. Shit, man.
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  74. That's for real.
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  78. <i>♪ You better believe ♪</i>
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  82. <i>♪ Believe ♪</i>
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  86. <i>♪ What I say is to say the words ♪</i>
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  90. <i>♪ I can't go on this way ♪</i>
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  94. <i>♪ I've got to have your good lovin' ♪</i>
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  98. <i>♪ I've got to have your good lovin' ♪</i>
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  102. You're moving in with her?
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  106. Yes, I am.
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  110. In fact, I am all crazy up in her shit.
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  114. Damn, homeboy, lock it down.
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  118. - Gary!
  119. - Hey.
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  123. Hi.
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  127. Baby, but you're here. You're late.
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  131. I got worried that you got killed somehow.
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  135. Nope, I'm still alive.
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  139. Yo, yo, bad boy!
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  143. - Where you want this?
  144. - What's up, Dwayne?
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  148. - You guys can put that in the garage.
  149. - Got it.
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  153. Thanks. Thanks, guys.
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  157. - Made some friends, huh?
  158. - Yeah, those guys are great.
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  162. Hey, where's Lucas?
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  166. I got him a little somethin',
  167. wanna grease the wheels a bit.
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  171. You don't have to grease his wheels.
  172. He is gonna love you for you.
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  176. Yeah, yeah, no, I know that.
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  180. - So... where is he?
  181. - He's over on the swing.
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  185. Aw, there's my little buddy.
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  189. Y-You don't think the wedding
  190. was too traumatic for him, do you?
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  194. Well, it was awful.
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  198. The famous Jubilee Downhill Derby's
  199. coming up
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  203. and I thought Lucas and I
  204. could make our own cart.
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  208. What?
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  212. Gary, this is amazing!
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  216. Yeah, I always wished my dad was around
  217. to do this race with me.
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  221. Just a father and son shooting down
  222. the mountain as fast as we can,
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  226. no engine, no brakes.
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  230. You two are gonna have so much fun.
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  234. Isn't that right, Lucas?
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  238. - Come here. Come see what Gary got you.
  239. - Hey, buddy. Here. Check this out.
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  243. We can paint something really cool
  244. on the side, like a flame.
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  248. Whoa, look at that.
  249. You found some earthworms.
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  253. That's cool.
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  257. You know what those are good for
  258. is fishing.
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  262. We can, uh...
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  266. Don't get discouraged.
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  270. It's just gonna take him
  271. a little more time, that's all.
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  275. You know, Lucas is very... particular.
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  279. - No, I know he is. I love that about him.
  280. - Yeah.
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  284. You know, I'm sorry
  285. I didn't let you get to know him more.
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  289. I just... I really wanted to be sure.
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  293. Well, you can be sure now.
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  297. - Gosh.
  298. - What? What?
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  302. I just...
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  306. This is what I always wanted, you know?
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  310. A family. A real family.
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  314. Me too.
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  318. I swear,
  319. I feel like the luckiest man alive.
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  323. Shh.
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  327. Don't say that. All right? It's not luck.
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  331. You're the one.
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  335. Come here.
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  339. <i>The ice caps are melting.
  340. The seas are rising.</i>
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  344. <i>This past year,
  345. there's been a spike in global temperature</i>
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  349. <i>that even scientists cannot explain.</i>
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  353. <i>Some people believe
  354. the prophecy of the end</i>
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  358. <i>is becoming all too real,</i>
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  362. <i>and the end times could be near.</i>
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  366. Hope you like chocolate chip pancakes
  367. with smiley faces.
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  371. <i>Tell us how the end will come.
  372. Reverend Gospel, thanks for coming.</i>
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  376. <i>Thank you for having me.</i>
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  380. Hey, Gary,
  381. um, I'm meeting with a C-L-O-W-N today,
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  385. and I was hoping that maybe
  386. you could take Lucas to school.
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  390. You're meeting with a clown?
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  394. Gary, I don't want him to know.
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  398. Oh, for Lucas' birthday?
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  402. - Sorry. Got it.
  403. <i>- Tell us about your prediction.</i>
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  407. <i>Sure, Russ.</i>
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  411. <i>We've made some calculations</i>
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  415. <i>and we are now quite certain
  416. that the end will come</i>
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  420. <i>at six p.m. on the sixth of June.</i>
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  424. - What are you watching?
  425. - Uh, that's the morning news.
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  429. Ratings must really be in the, uh,
  430. S-H-I-T-T-E-R.
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  434. The shitter. Sorry.
  435.  
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  438. <i>The beginning of the end.</i>
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  442. Hey, you don't have to call me Dad
  443. if you don't want to, you know.
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  447. You can call me, uh... Gary.
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  451. Awesome Gary.
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  455. Super-Gar. Whatever. No presh.
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  459. Oh, and if you want
  460. to sign up for baseball,
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  464. like, I'd totally be your coach,
  465. or whatever.
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  469. If you're... I mean, I was a pretty serious
  470. baseball player when I was a kid.
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  474. So, if you just want
  475. to toss the old ball around,
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  479. anytime, I'm... I'm in.
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  483. - This is Gary.
  484. <i>- Hi, Gary.</i>
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  488. <i>This is your wedding videographer Karl.</i>
  489.  
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  492. Karl. Hi. Yes.
  493. I've been meaning to call you.
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  497. <i>No, I figured you guys
  498. needed some time after everything.</i>
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  502. Listen, Samantha and I really appreciate
  503. you doing everything you did
  504.  
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  507. under the conditions and all, but, uh...
  508.  
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  511. I think we're gonna have to pass
  512. on the video.
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  516. <i>I really think that you need
  517. to see something.</i>
  518.  
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  521. We both decided it's better to move on.
  522. So, if you could destroy the tapes...
  523.  
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  526. <i>Mr. Bloom,
  527. there's something very unusual...</i>
  528.  
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  531. We know it's unusual, Karl,
  532.  
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  535. but we're gonna keep our eyes
  536. on the road ahead,
  537.  
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  539. 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:46,675
  540. not dwell on the past, all right?
  541.  
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  544. <i>- I think you need to... Mr. Bloom...</i>
  545. - Thanks for the call.
  546.  
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  549. All right.
  550.  
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  553. Here we are.
  554.  
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  557. You want me to walk you in?
  558.  
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  561. Good talking to you, buddy!
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  565. Shit, man. Hey, bro.
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  569. - Hey, Al.
  570. - What's up?
  571.  
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  574. I heard about the wedding, man.
  575. That sucks.
  576.  
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  579. It sounds horrible.
  580. I'm so glad I didn't come.
  581.  
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  584. Hey, thanks for your gift, though.
  585.  
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  588. We were really hoping for
  589. a ceramic Woody Woodpecker statuette.
  590.  
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  593. - You like that thing?
  594. - Oh, yeah.
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  598. Oh, that means a lot.
  599.  
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  602. It's got some serious
  603. sentimental value, bro.
  604.  
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  607. You know, I smuggled a half kilo
  608. of Oaxacan sensimilla in that thing.
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  612. Wow. That's, uh... ambitious.
  613.  
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  616. I smoked it all in, like, three weeks,
  617. too, man.
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  621. I hear you joined the ranks.
  622.  
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  625. The, um... I'm sorry?
  626.  
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  629. Yeah, you're a stepdad now, man.
  630. Sucks, bro. Welcome to the club.
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  634. Oh, you're a step...
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  638. - Dad.
  639. - Dad?
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  643. - Yeah, man.
  644. - Right.
  645.  
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  648. I'm in therapy, too. Big time.
  649.  
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  652. You could come if you want.
  653. It's a group thing.
  654.  
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  657. - It's chill.
  658. - Come with you to...
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  662. - your therapy?
  663. - Therapy. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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  667. No, I really don't want to.
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  671. Okay, man. Suit yourself.
  672. Whatever feels good.
  673.  
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  676. What you workin' on?
  677.  
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  680. - Oh, nothin'.
  681. - Oh, you got a mark?
  682.  
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  685. Well, it's not a mark exactly.
  686. It's a client.
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  690. Somebody wants to buy
  691. that freaky old nunnery, man?
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  695. No way!
  696.  
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  699. You think they're gonna make it
  700. into a sex dungeon or something?
  701.  
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  704. - A sex dungeon?
  705. - Mm-hmm.
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  709. - This is Gary.
  710. - Give it to me, you dirty little nun.
  711.  
  712. 161
  713. 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,056
  714. - Wow, that was fast.
  715. - Give it to me, you dirty little nun.
  716.  
  717. 162
  718. 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,475
  719. - Yeah, it's still available. Today?
  720. - What's up, man?
  721.  
  722. 163
  723. 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,477
  724. - Pay that rent!
  725. - That's great.
  726.  
  727. 164
  728. 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,854
  729. - I will see you there. Thanks.
  730. - Pay that rent! Pay it!
  731.  
  732. 165
  733. 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,657
  734. Sorry I'm late.
  735.  
  736. 166
  737. 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:37,952
  738. I'm Gary Bloom.
  739.  
  740. 167
  741. 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:41,081
  742. You are forgiven. I'm Reverend JD Gospel.
  743.  
  744. 168
  745. 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:44,084
  746. Yeah, from, uh, from TV.
  747. I just saw you this morning.
  748.  
  749. 169
  750. 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,461
  751. Oh, yes.
  752. The press does love their doom and gloom.
  753.  
  754. 170
  755. 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:49,255
  756. Good point.
  757. Shall we have a look inside?
  758.  
  759. 171
  760. 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,673
  761. Please.
  762.  
  763. 172
  764. 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,634
  765. One sec here.
  766.  
  767. 173
  768. 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,973
  769. There's plenty of room.
  770. Do you have a large family, Mr. Gospel?
  771.  
  772. 174
  773. 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:01,434
  774. Yes. Yes, I do.
  775.  
  776. 175
  777. 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:04,354
  778. Well, uh, they kick off their shoes here,
  779.  
  780. 176
  781. 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,482
  782. and I'm sure they'll enjoy
  783. the fifteen extra rooms.
  784.  
  785. 177
  786. 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,565
  787. There's a chapel.
  788.  
  789. 178
  790. 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,861
  791. There's a basement that can be turned
  792. into a game room or a man-cave.
  793.  
  794. 179
  795. 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:16,324
  796. I just love the smell
  797. of an old-fashioned nunnery. Don't you?
  798.  
  799. 180
  800. 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,120
  801. Yeah.
  802.  
  803. 181
  804. 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,122
  805. May I see the chapel?
  806.  
  807. 182
  808. 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,082
  809. Sure. Yeah. Right this way.
  810.  
  811. 183
  812. 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:27,377
  813. Yeah, I mean, as you can see,
  814. it's a bit of a fixer-upper,
  815.  
  816. 184
  817. 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,712
  818. but you know, with the right touch...
  819.  
  820. 185
  821. 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:30,797
  822. Oh...
  823.  
  824. 186
  825. 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:41,974
  826. Oh...
  827.  
  828. 187
  829. 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:44,894
  830. What is your best offer?
  831.  
  832. 188
  833. 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,730
  834. The best offer?
  835.  
  836. 189
  837. 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:48,814
  838. Mm-hmm.
  839.  
  840. 190
  841. 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:50,692
  842. Just, you know...
  843.  
  844. 191
  845. 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,027
  846. There's another couple
  847. who's very interested.
  848.  
  849. 192
  850. 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,904
  851. You're kidding me? Who?
  852.  
  853. 193
  854. 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,574
  855. This very wealthy couple.
  856. Just, like, dot-com money.
  857.  
  858. 194
  859. 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,076
  860. Always wanted to retire in a nunnery.
  861. Same old story.
  862.  
  863. 195
  864. 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,720
  865. - I shouldn't even be showing it to you.
  866. - I'll beat their price.
  867.  
  868. 196
  869. 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,415
  870. Whatever they're offering,
  871. I'll offer more.
  872.  
  873. 197
  874. 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,498
  875. Really?
  876.  
  877. 198
  878. 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,127
  879. The end is coming, Gary.
  880.  
  881. 199
  882. 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:13,089
  883. Blood will rain,
  884. and crows will darken the sky,
  885.  
  886. 200
  887. 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,049
  888. the oceans will boil over.
  889.  
  890. 201
  891. 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,720
  892. Money truly is no object.
  893.  
  894. 202
  895. 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,347
  896. Well, that's fantastic.
  897.  
  898. 203
  899. 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:25,143
  900. I mean, not the blood boiling
  901. and the sky and stuff,
  902.  
  903. 204
  904. 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,145
  905. but that you want to buy it.
  906.  
  907. 205
  908. 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:30,148
  909. That's... I'm sorry. Uh, just one second.
  910.  
  911. 206
  912. 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,690
  913. Hey, hon.
  914.  
  915. 207
  916. 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:33,860
  917. What kind of trouble?
  918.  
  919. 208
  920. 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:36,988
  921. Oh, poor little buddy.
  922.  
  923. 209
  924. 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,490
  925. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  926. I can make it down there right now.
  927.  
  928. 210
  929. 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,702
  930. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Love you, too.
  931.  
  932. 211
  933. 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,747
  934. Sorry. My stepson got into
  935. a little trouble at school,
  936.  
  937. 212
  938. 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,582
  939. probably just throwing spitballs.
  940.  
  941. 213
  942. 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:50,710
  943. Ah, the Lord will never give you
  944. more than you can handle.
  945.  
  946. 214
  947. 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,545
  948. - Got it.
  949. - So, it's a deal then?
  950.  
  951. 215
  952. 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,965
  953. Yeah, absolutely. We have a deal.
  954.  
  955. 216
  956. 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,104
  957. Hi. Um...
  958.  
  959. 217
  960. 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,398
  961. I'm here to pick up my stepson.
  962.  
  963. 218
  964. 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:25,078
  965. Lucas? Are you okay?
  966.  
  967. 219
  968. 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,536
  969. What happened?
  970.  
  971. 220
  972. 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,833
  973. You're Lucas' father?
  974.  
  975. 221
  976. 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,378
  977. Yeah. Or, I mean, I'm his stepfather.
  978.  
  979. 222
  980. 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:34,963
  981. Please come in.
  982.  
  983. 223
  984. 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:37,751
  985. It's okay, buddy.
  986.  
  987. 224
  988. 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:43,012
  989. - Have a seat, Mr...
  990. - Uh, you can call me Gary.
  991.  
  992. 225
  993. 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,932
  994. Uh, Mr. Gary, I'm Principal Chandler,
  995.  
  996. 226
  997. 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:49,477
  998. and this is school psychiatrist,
  999. Dr. Farrow.
  1000.  
  1001. 227
  1002. 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:51,771
  1003. Okay.
  1004.  
  1005. 228
  1006. 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,064
  1007. Mm-hmm.
  1008.  
  1009. 229
  1010. 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:57,193
  1011. How long have you been
  1012. the child's stepfather?
  1013.  
  1014. 230
  1015. 00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:00,655
  1016. Well, his mother and I
  1017. just recently got married.
  1018.  
  1019. 231
  1020. 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:01,990
  1021. Mm-hmm.
  1022.  
  1023. 232
  1024. 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:06,327
  1025. Mr. Gary, have you noticed
  1026. any odd behavior from Lucas?
  1027.  
  1028. 233
  1029. 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:10,623
  1030. No. I mean, he's been a little withdrawn
  1031. since the wedding.
  1032.  
  1033. 234
  1034. 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:11,833
  1035. Mm-hmm.
  1036.  
  1037. 235
  1038. 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,669
  1039. I'm sorry.
  1040. W-Why do you keep "mm-hmm-ing"?
  1041.  
  1042. 236
  1043. 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,007
  1044. Mr. Gary, do you believe
  1045. in corporal punishment?
  1046.  
  1047. 237
  1048. 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,134
  1049. No.
  1050.  
  1051. 238
  1052. 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,802
  1053. Were you neglected as a child?
  1054.  
  1055. 239
  1056. 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,303
  1057. No.
  1058.  
  1059. 240
  1060. 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,222
  1061. Not entirely.
  1062.  
  1063. 241
  1064. 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,433
  1065. M-Maybe a little.
  1066.  
  1067. 242
  1068. 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,144
  1069. What was your relationship
  1070. with your own father?
  1071.  
  1072. 243
  1073. 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,939
  1074. - I didn't know my father.
  1075. - I see.
  1076.  
  1077. 244
  1078. 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:38,151
  1079. Do you mind telling me
  1080. what this is all about? What did Lucas do?
  1081.  
  1082. 245
  1083. 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,529
  1084. I'm afraid he spoke out of turn in class.
  1085.  
  1086. 246
  1087. 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,781
  1088. Well, this is quite the response.
  1089.  
  1090. 247
  1091. 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:47,493
  1092. He told his science teacher Mrs. Deeter
  1093. to go to hell.
  1094.  
  1095. 248
  1096. 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:50,413
  1097. Oh. Okay. Well, yeah, that is pretty bad.
  1098.  
  1099. 249
  1100. 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,540
  1101. Then she poured lye on her face
  1102.  
  1103. 250
  1104. 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,959
  1105. and hucked herself out
  1106. of a third story window.
  1107.  
  1108. 251
  1109. 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,628
  1110. Speared herself on the fence outside.
  1111.  
  1112. 252
  1113. 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,058
  1114. Now, we're not blaming Lucas,
  1115.  
  1116. 253
  1117. 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,560
  1118. but we've gone through his file,
  1119.  
  1120. 254
  1121. 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:17,357
  1122. and he seems to have a habit
  1123. of pushing people over the edge.
  1124.  
  1125. 255
  1126. 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,120
  1127. We're gonna have to suspend him
  1128. for a week.
  1129.  
  1130. 256
  1131. 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,153
  1132. - Are you sure that's necessary?
  1133. - I'm afraid so.
  1134.  
  1135. 257
  1136. 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,405
  1137. And we want him to see a counselor.
  1138.  
  1139. 258
  1140. 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:27,283
  1141. I'm gonna recommend group therapy
  1142. for you as well.
  1143.  
  1144. 259
  1145. 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:31,162
  1146. Somewhere where you can work out
  1147. some of your own father issues.
  1148.  
  1149. 260
  1150. 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,498
  1151. Honestly, I don't have any father issues.
  1152.  
  1153. 261
  1154. 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,249
  1155. You can work that out in group.
  1156.  
  1157. 262
  1158. 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:43,715
  1159. Oh, my God.
  1160.  
  1161. 263
  1162. 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,764
  1163. That's terrible.
  1164.  
  1165. 264
  1166. 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,684
  1167. I know. It's really tragic.
  1168.  
  1169. 265
  1170. 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,145
  1171. The way they're paying teachers,
  1172. I'm really not surprised.
  1173.  
  1174. 266
  1175. 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,731
  1176. I just can't imagine
  1177. what she must have been going through.
  1178.  
  1179. 267
  1180. 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,233
  1181. Shoot. I just...
  1182.  
  1183. 268
  1184. 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,319
  1185. I was hoping that Lucas would make
  1186. some new friends in this school,
  1187.  
  1188. 269
  1189. 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,255
  1190. and now nobody's gonna come
  1191. to his birthday party.
  1192.  
  1193. 270
  1194. 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,698
  1195. I'm not sure that should be
  1196. your biggest concern, hon.
  1197.  
  1198. 271
  1199. 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:10,618
  1200. I met with a clown today, Gary. A clown.
  1201.  
  1202. 272
  1203. 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,870
  1204. Do you know how hard it is
  1205. to have a conversation
  1206.  
  1207. 273
  1208. 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,081
  1209. with a fully-grown man in a clown suit?
  1210.  
  1211. 274
  1212. 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,959
  1213. Okay. I'm sorry, I forgot about that.
  1214. How did that go?
  1215.  
  1216. 275
  1217. 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,586
  1218. Terribly. He's double-booked on Saturday,
  1219. and he can't do it.
  1220.  
  1221. 276
  1222. 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,507
  1223. It doesn't matter now.
  1224. I'll just call his birthday off.
  1225.  
  1226. 277
  1227. 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,217
  1228. I'm sure people will still come.
  1229.  
  1230. 278
  1231. 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,679
  1232. And I can help you find another clown
  1233. if it means that much.
  1234.  
  1235. 279
  1236. 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,306
  1237. It's not fair
  1238. that they singled out Lucas.
  1239.  
  1240. 280
  1241. 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,810
  1242. If she's that fragile,
  1243. then she shouldn't be teaching, right?
  1244.  
  1245. 281
  1246. 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,396
  1247. - Did you tell them that?
  1248. - No, I tried, but...
  1249.  
  1250. 282
  1251. 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:42,608
  1252. They were really focused on the fact that
  1253. I'm sort of a new figure in the house,
  1254.  
  1255. 283
  1256. 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,694
  1257. and they were acting like it was my fault.
  1258.  
  1259. 284
  1260. 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,529
  1261. They were?
  1262.  
  1263. 285
  1264. 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:50,199
  1265. Yeah, and they want me to see a therapist.
  1266. Isn't that weird?
  1267.  
  1268. 286
  1269. 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,161
  1270. What, you think I should?
  1271.  
  1272. 287
  1273. 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,246
  1274. I just... I mean...
  1275.  
  1276. 288
  1277. 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,041
  1278. you're not exactly having the easiest time
  1279. communicating with him.
  1280.  
  1281. 289
  1282. 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,210
  1283. But this isn't about me, Sam.
  1284.  
  1285. 290
  1286. 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,505
  1287. This is about Lucas.
  1288. What if there's something wrong with him?
  1289.  
  1290. 291
  1291. 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,841
  1292. There is nothing wrong with Lucas!
  1293.  
  1294. 292
  1295. 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:11,012
  1296. Damn it! Why is everything
  1297. always blamed on the child?
  1298.  
  1299. 293
  1300. 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,606
  1301. Hey, honey.
  1302.  
  1303. 294
  1304. 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,108
  1305. I am sorry.
  1306.  
  1307. 295
  1308. 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,905
  1309. It's just not fair, you know.
  1310. I mean, he's already been through so much.
  1311.  
  1312. 296
  1313. 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:31,824
  1314. He's a good kid, Gary.
  1315.  
  1316. 297
  1317. 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,785
  1318. He just...
  1319. He needs a positive male role model.
  1320.  
  1321. 298
  1322. 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:38,289
  1323. And every time I think
  1324. I found the perfect guy...
  1325.  
  1326. 299
  1327. 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,463
  1328. he winds up turning against him
  1329. and going crazy or...
  1330.  
  1331. 300
  1332. 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,675
  1333. dying in a horrible mulching accident.
  1334.  
  1335. 301
  1336. 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,595
  1337. What? Hey. Hey, come here.
  1338.  
  1339. 302
  1340. 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,681
  1341. I am so sorry, honey. I didn't know that.
  1342.  
  1343. 303
  1344. 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:59,268
  1345. He just... He can't deal
  1346. with any more rejection, Gary.
  1347.  
  1348. 304
  1349. 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:03,564
  1350. All right?
  1351. You... you have to be on his side.
  1352.  
  1353. 305
  1354. 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,775
  1355. - I am on his side.
  1356. - You're just saying that.
  1357.  
  1358. 306
  1359. 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:06,943
  1360. I'm not.
  1361.  
  1362. 307
  1363. 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,237
  1364. Sam, I love you.
  1365.  
  1366. 308
  1367. 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,531
  1368. Okay? And I didn't just make
  1369. a commitment to you.
  1370.  
  1371. 309
  1372. 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,949
  1373. I made a commitment to him.
  1374.  
  1375. 310
  1376. 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,451
  1377. Do you understand?
  1378.  
  1379. 311
  1380. 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,247
  1381. Now, I'm gonna go up there
  1382. and have a heart-to-heart with him.
  1383.  
  1384. 312
  1385. 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,083
  1386. - I'm gonna turn this into a bonding thing.
  1387. - Okay.
  1388.  
  1389. 313
  1390. 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,336
  1391. Okay.
  1392.  
  1393. 314
  1394. 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:28,588
  1395. Hey, Gary?
  1396.  
  1397. 315
  1398. 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,051
  1399. You're gonna be a great dad.
  1400.  
  1401. 316
  1402. 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,435
  1403. Oh, shit.
  1404.  
  1405. 317
  1406. 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,444
  1407. Hey, Lucas? Can I come in?
  1408.  
  1409. 318
  1410. 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,490
  1411. Hey, pal. How are you feeling?
  1412.  
  1413. 319
  1414. 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:03,791
  1415. Is the cable out, or...?
  1416.  
  1417. 320
  1418. 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,753
  1419. Well, TV sucks anyway.
  1420.  
  1421. 321
  1422. 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:11,132
  1423. It's kinda cool to just use
  1424. your imagination, right?
  1425.  
  1426. 322
  1427. 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,807
  1428. Okay, um...
  1429.  
  1430. 323
  1431. 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:27,189
  1432. Listen, Lucas, I'm sure it seems like
  1433. we've been moving really fast,
  1434.  
  1435. 324
  1436. 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,109
  1437. but I'm your stepfather now...
  1438.  
  1439. 325
  1440. 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,820
  1441. Get out!
  1442.  
  1443. 326
  1444. 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,905
  1445. Yeah, okay. We'll just talk later.
  1446.  
  1447. 327
  1448. 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:36,240
  1449. Or whenever you want.
  1450.  
  1451. 328
  1452. 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:37,866
  1453. Okay?
  1454.  
  1455. 329
  1456. 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:45,915
  1457. How'd it go?
  1458.  
  1459. 330
  1460. 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:50,004
  1461. Oh. Uh, he just told me he wanted some
  1462. alone time through his, uh...
  1463.  
  1464. 331
  1465. 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,172
  1466. goat puppet.
  1467.  
  1468. 332
  1469. 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,341
  1470. Oh, yeah. That's his friend Reeroy.
  1471.  
  1472. 333
  1473. 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,718
  1474. - Reeroy.
  1475. - He loves playing with him.
  1476.  
  1477. 334
  1478. 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:56,886
  1479. Good.
  1480.  
  1481. 335
  1482. 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,848
  1483. I'll just let him have
  1484. a little Reeroy time then
  1485.  
  1486. 336
  1487. 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,516
  1488. and check in with him later.
  1489.  
  1490. 337
  1491. 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,601
  1492. Okay.
  1493.  
  1494. 338
  1495. 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,856
  1496. <i>You know what pisses me off?</i>
  1497.  
  1498. 339
  1499. 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,901
  1500. Kids nowadays, they don't even know
  1501. what's rad when they see it now.
  1502.  
  1503. 340
  1504. 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,319
  1505. When I was that age,
  1506.  
  1507. 341
  1508. 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:17,531
  1509. all I wanted was a '72 Chevrolet,
  1510. El Camino Monster Truck,
  1511.  
  1512. 342
  1513. 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,326
  1514. mounted on top
  1515. of some 66-inch Goodyear tires...
  1516.  
  1517. 343
  1518. 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,703
  1519. with an alcohol fuel injected
  1520. turbo engine.
  1521.  
  1522. 344
  1523. 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,080
  1524. - Preach.
  1525. - Yep.
  1526.  
  1527. 345
  1528. 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,957
  1529. And now that I got one,
  1530. I got a stepkid,
  1531.  
  1532. 346
  1533. 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,126
  1534. and all he wants to do
  1535. is watch<i> Pitch Perfect.</i>
  1536.  
  1537. 347
  1538. 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,879
  1539. <i>Pitch Perfect One,
  1540. Pitch Perfect Two, Pitch Perfect Three.</i>
  1541.  
  1542. 348
  1543. 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:32,797
  1544. - Shit.
  1545. - Yeah.
  1546.  
  1547. 349
  1548. 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,799
  1549. "Jam" me man. Let's put on some Rush.
  1550.  
  1551. 350
  1552. 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,819
  1553. Put your hand on a speaker, your hand
  1554. on your heart, see if you feel something.
  1555.  
  1556. 351
  1557. 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,428
  1558. I said, "What are you feeling?"
  1559.  
  1560. 352
  1561. 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,513
  1562. He said, "Nothing."
  1563.  
  1564. 353
  1565. 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,517
  1566. I said, "That's America."
  1567. He didn't get it.
  1568.  
  1569. 354
  1570. 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,853
  1571. So, that's kind of where I'm at right now.
  1572.  
  1573. 355
  1574. 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,647
  1575. Thank you for sharing, Al.
  1576.  
  1577. 356
  1578. 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,065
  1579. - Good job.
  1580. - Nice work.
  1581.  
  1582. 357
  1583. 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:55,236
  1584. Okay, we've got a new guy.
  1585. Everybody, please welcome Gary.
  1586.  
  1587. 358
  1588. 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,779
  1589. - Hi, Jerry.
  1590. - All right, Gary.
  1591.  
  1592. 359
  1593. 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,572
  1594. - Welcome, man.
  1595. - Let's go, Gar!
  1596.  
  1597. 360
  1598. 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,201
  1599. Gary, can you share a little about
  1600. what you're going through?
  1601.  
  1602. 361
  1603. 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:05,246
  1604. Oh. Uh, no, thank you.
  1605. I'm just here to watch.
  1606.  
  1607. 362
  1608. 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,498
  1609. No, you're not here to watch.
  1610.  
  1611. 363
  1612. 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,959
  1613. - You're here to participate.
  1614. - This is a safe space, bro.
  1615.  
  1616. 364
  1617. 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,795
  1618. - Okay, all right.
  1619. - You got this, man.
  1620.  
  1621. 365
  1622. 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,380
  1623. Okay, um...
  1624.  
  1625. 366
  1626. 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,466
  1627. Well, my wife and I
  1628. just recently got married.
  1629.  
  1630. 367
  1631. 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,261
  1632. And you know,
  1633. I'm having a little tiny bit of trouble
  1634.  
  1635. 368
  1636. 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,388
  1637. bonding with my new stepson Lucas.
  1638.  
  1639. 369
  1640. 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,723
  1641. And how old is he?
  1642.  
  1643. 370
  1644. 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,266
  1645. He's about to turn six.
  1646.  
  1647. 371
  1648. 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:28,018
  1649. Yeah, we're actually having a party
  1650. for him on Saturday.
  1651.  
  1652. 372
  1653. 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,770
  1654. His real birthday's next Wednesday.
  1655.  
  1656. 373
  1657. 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,189
  1658. Ah, that's a great age.
  1659. He's still very malleable.
  1660.  
  1661. 374
  1662. 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,358
  1663. And how is it with his mother?
  1664.  
  1665. 375
  1666. 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,068
  1667. Oh, uh, it's going great there.
  1668.  
  1669. 376
  1670. 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,904
  1671. I mean, she's just amazing
  1672. in so many ways.
  1673.  
  1674. 377
  1675. 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:39,988
  1676. Blowjobs.
  1677.  
  1678. 378
  1679. 00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:45,161
  1680. But the fact that you don't get along
  1681. with her son
  1682.  
  1683. 379
  1684. 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,996
  1685. is putting a strain on the marriage?
  1686.  
  1687. 380
  1688. 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,623
  1689. No. Not really.
  1690.  
  1691. 381
  1692. 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:53,627
  1693. It will.
  1694. The mom's always gonna side with the son.
  1695.  
  1696. 382
  1697. 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,297
  1698. Can you tell us a little more about Lucas?
  1699.  
  1700. 383
  1701. 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,466
  1702. Well, um...
  1703.  
  1704. 384
  1705. 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,927
  1706. He never really looks me in the eye.
  1707.  
  1708. 385
  1709. 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,430
  1710. Doesn't talk much,
  1711.  
  1712. 386
  1713. 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,308
  1714. uh, except when he tells his teachers
  1715. to go to hell
  1716.  
  1717. 387
  1718. 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:11,979
  1719. or yells at me to get out
  1720. of his room using this, uh...
  1721.  
  1722. 388
  1723. 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,398
  1724. weird little goat puppet thing.
  1725.  
  1726. 389
  1727. 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,569
  1728. And I-I just...
  1729. I get this sense that he's...
  1730.  
  1731. 390
  1732. 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,070
  1733. That he's evil incarnate?
  1734.  
  1735. 391
  1736. 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:23,782
  1737. Yeah.
  1738.  
  1739. 392
  1740. 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:27,244
  1741. Well, you're lucky, man.
  1742. I got girls. Twins.
  1743.  
  1744. 393
  1745. 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:30,247
  1746. And they wake up every morning
  1747. literally plotting ways to torture me.
  1748.  
  1749. 394
  1750. 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:35,044
  1751. This morning, they replaced my toothpaste
  1752. with my wife's Vagisil.
  1753.  
  1754. 395
  1755. 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,127
  1756. - Really?
  1757. - Yeah.
  1758.  
  1759. 396
  1760. 00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:37,922
  1761. Vagisil. That ain't shit.
  1762.  
  1763. 397
  1764. 00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:42,384
  1765. Yesterday, my stepson asked me
  1766. when I was gonna die.
  1767.  
  1768. 398
  1769. 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,513
  1770. I told him,
  1771. "Listen, I don't know that. I...
  1772.  
  1773. 399
  1774. 00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:47,264
  1775. That's up to God."
  1776.  
  1777. 400
  1778. 00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:50,351
  1779. He said, "Well, when God does take you,
  1780. can I have your van?"
  1781.  
  1782. 401
  1783. 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,436
  1784. He's five.
  1785.  
  1786. 402
  1787. 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,980
  1788. - Well, at least he likes trucks.
  1789. - Fuck that, dude.
  1790.  
  1791. 403
  1792. 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,833
  1793. - Jeremy pissed on my khakis.
  1794. - My kid's worse.
  1795.  
  1796. 404
  1797. 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,526
  1798. My son shit in my sock drawer!
  1799.  
  1800. 405
  1801. 00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:01,403
  1802. - I stand corrected.
  1803. - It's the top drawer.
  1804.  
  1805. 406
  1806. 00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:04,198
  1807. So, he blamed it on the cat,
  1808.  
  1809. 407
  1810. 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:08,661
  1811. but I know it wasn't the cat
  1812. because there were Jujubes in the shit,
  1813.  
  1814. 408
  1815. 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,905
  1816. after I looked in it.
  1817. You want to talk about malleable?
  1818.  
  1819. 409
  1820. 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:16,460
  1821. And that means that he crawled up
  1822. onto the fucking dresser,
  1823.  
  1824. 410
  1825. 00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:20,422
  1826. turned around, grabbed onto the mirror,
  1827. and then fucking opened the top drawer,
  1828.  
  1829. 411
  1830. 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,591
  1831. and then shit into the top drawer.
  1832.  
  1833. 412
  1834. 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:26,929
  1835. In the mirror, he was looking at himself
  1836. knowing what he was doing,
  1837.  
  1838. 413
  1839. 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,597
  1840. shitting in my sock drawer.
  1841.  
  1842. 414
  1843. 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:32,059
  1844. And if you think I won't shit
  1845. in his backpack now,
  1846.  
  1847. 415
  1848. 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,161
  1849. you got another thing coming.
  1850.  
  1851. 416
  1852. 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,645
  1853. - Wayne.
  1854. - I have it in the trunk.
  1855.  
  1856. 417
  1857. 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,522
  1858. I'm not saying we all have to do it,
  1859. but...
  1860.  
  1861. 418
  1862. 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:39,567
  1863. - I'm gonna pencil you in for twice a week.
  1864. - Thanks.
  1865.  
  1866. 419
  1867. 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,235
  1868. And as for you, Gary,
  1869.  
  1870. 420
  1871. 00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,404
  1872. birthdays are a very special time
  1873. for kids.
  1874.  
  1875. 421
  1876. 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:47,825
  1877. If you step up on this, it could be
  1878. a great breakthrough for both of you.
  1879.  
  1880. 422
  1881. 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:54,415
  1882. <i>♪ If you're happy and you know it
  1883. Clap your hands ♪</i>
  1884.  
  1885. 423
  1886. 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,751
  1887. <i>♪ If you're happy and you know it
  1888. Clap your hands ♪</i>
  1889.  
  1890. 424
  1891. 00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:01,171
  1892. <i>♪ If you're happy and you know it,
  1893. Then you'll really, truly show it ♪</i>
  1894.  
  1895. 425
  1896. 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,882
  1897. <i>♪ If you're happy and you know it
  1898. Clap your hands ♪</i>
  1899.  
  1900. 426
  1901. 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,095
  1902. - Oh.
  1903. - How we doing there?
  1904.  
  1905. 427
  1906. 00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:10,764
  1907. Honestly, it's like<i> Lord of the Flies.</i>
  1908. It's really cool.
  1909.  
  1910. 428
  1911. 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:11,932
  1912. - Everybody good?
  1913. - Hey.
  1914.  
  1915. 429
  1916. 00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:13,809
  1917. Great? Good? Okay.
  1918.  
  1919. 430
  1920. 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,894
  1921. - Honey, this is amazing.
  1922. - Yeah?
  1923.  
  1924. 431
  1925. 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:18,606
  1926. - Thank you so much for helping out.
  1927. - Yeah.
  1928.  
  1929. 432
  1930. 00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:21,191
  1931. - Where did you find the clown?
  1932. - I have my connections.
  1933.  
  1934. 433
  1935. 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,320
  1936. Hey, do you think Lucas
  1937. is enjoying himself?
  1938.  
  1939. 434
  1940. 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:26,822
  1941. - Yeah.
  1942. - Yeah?
  1943.  
  1944. 435
  1945. 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,032
  1946. Yeah, of course he is.
  1947.  
  1948. 436
  1949. 00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,200
  1950. Oh, hey, Gar Bear, think fast!
  1951.  
  1952. 437
  1953. 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,703
  1954. - Hey, Al.
  1955. - Nice catch, buddy.
  1956.  
  1957. 438
  1958. 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:33,996
  1959. Thanks.
  1960.  
  1961. 439
  1962. 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:36,915
  1963. - This is a great party you got going here.
  1964. - Thank you.
  1965.  
  1966. 440
  1967. 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,500
  1968. Do you guys know my wife Wendy?
  1969.  
  1970. 441
  1971. 00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:39,793
  1972. - Hi.
  1973. - Hi, nice to meet you.
  1974.  
  1975. 442
  1976. 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:42,087
  1977. - You, too.
  1978. - I'm Samantha, this is Gary.
  1979.  
  1980. 443
  1981. 00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:44,465
  1982. - And is that your boy Lucas?
  1983. - Yeah.
  1984.  
  1985. 444
  1986. 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,050
  1987. - Birthday boy.
  1988. - He's so cute.
  1989.  
  1990. 445
  1991. 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:47,885
  1992. - Thanks.
  1993. - You want another drink?
  1994.  
  1995. 446
  1996. 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:50,262
  1997. I make a killer Mantini, bro.
  1998.  
  1999. 447
  2000. 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,181
  2001. Come on! Let's go get gross.
  2002.  
  2003. 448
  2004. 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,349
  2005. - Okay.
  2006. - Go, have fun.
  2007.  
  2008. 449
  2009. 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,894
  2010. - Cheers. Mm-hmm.
  2011. - We're doin' it.
  2012.  
  2013. 450
  2014. 00:23:57,728 --> 00:24:00,481
  2015. - Ah.
  2016. - His real dad is a total fucking loser.
  2017.  
  2018. 451
  2019. 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:04,777
  2020. Sits at home all day long, smoking pot
  2021. just to keep himself from freaking out.
  2022.  
  2023. 452
  2024. 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,237
  2025. That's no way to raise a kid.
  2026. You gotta stay sharp.
  2027.  
  2028. 453
  2029. 00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:10,050
  2030. We gotta be ready at a moment's call.
  2031. You never know what's gonna happen.
  2032.  
  2033. 454
  2034. 00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:12,576
  2035. - We're kinda like first responders.
  2036. - That's real.
  2037.  
  2038. 455
  2039. 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:15,037
  2040. Here's to getting hammered
  2041. and staying sharp.
  2042.  
  2043. 456
  2044. 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,830
  2045. - All right.
  2046. - Cheers, brothers.
  2047.  
  2048. 457
  2049. 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,627
  2050. Dude, where did you find this clown?
  2051.  
  2052. 458
  2053. 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:25,714
  2054. - Your clown's kinda blowing it, bro.
  2055. - Oh, he was supposed to be good.
  2056.  
  2057. 459
  2058. 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:28,842
  2059. So what's up with Lucas' real dad?
  2060. You have to deal with him much?
  2061.  
  2062. 460
  2063. 00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:31,679
  2064. No, actually, Samantha doesn't even like
  2065. talking about him.
  2066.  
  2067. 461
  2068. 00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:35,516
  2069. Consider yourself lucky. I hate
  2070. taking the kids to their real dad's house.
  2071.  
  2072. 462
  2073. 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:39,311
  2074. They come home with stories like,
  2075. "Oh, my God, he's so awesome.
  2076.  
  2077. 463
  2078. 00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:42,398
  2079. He let us play Minecraft for, like,
  2080. 17 hours straight!"
  2081.  
  2082. 464
  2083. 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,441
  2084. Then I got to deal
  2085. with their rage, you know?
  2086.  
  2087. 465
  2088. 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:46,819
  2089. If I were you, I'd find out about
  2090. the kid's dad,
  2091.  
  2092. 466
  2093. 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:50,030
  2094. because that DNA stuff
  2095. can be really wicked.
  2096.  
  2097. 467
  2098. 00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:52,157
  2099. You gotta find out
  2100. if he's got DNA, dude.
  2101.  
  2102. 468
  2103. 00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:54,868
  2104. - No, we all have DNA, guys, so...
  2105. - I'm not sure we do.
  2106.  
  2107. 469
  2108. 00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:57,329
  2109. - I thought it was VNA...
  2110. - No, DNA.
  2111.  
  2112. 470
  2113. 00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,873
  2114. - I guess...
  2115. - It's your genes.
  2116.  
  2117. 471
  2118. 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:02,143
  2119. - The kid has it.
  2120. - He's definitely got it.
  2121.  
  2122. 472
  2123. 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,211
  2124. No, it's not a disease.
  2125.  
  2126. 473
  2127. 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:07,256
  2128. - It's actually... no, we all have DNA.
  2129. - You don't want it...
  2130.  
  2131. 474
  2132. 00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:08,966
  2133. I do?
  2134.  
  2135. 475
  2136. 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,097
  2137. Never mind. That clown is fucking awesome!
  2138.  
  2139. 476
  2140. 00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:21,228
  2141. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
  2142. - Oh.
  2143.  
  2144. 477
  2145. 00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:22,771
  2146. Oh, shit.
  2147.  
  2148. 478
  2149. 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:23,939
  2150. Oh.
  2151.  
  2152. 479
  2153. 00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:27,234
  2154. - It couldn't have worked out better.
  2155. - Yeah. Is that part of his act?
  2156.  
  2157. 480
  2158. 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,444
  2159. That's not safe.
  2160.  
  2161. 481
  2162. 00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:32,489
  2163. I am so, so sorry about all this.
  2164.  
  2165. 482
  2166. 00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,950
  2167. You know what?
  2168. Here's a little something extra for you.
  2169.  
  2170. 483
  2171. 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:37,453
  2172. I am so sorry.
  2173.  
  2174. 484
  2175. 00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:39,580
  2176. The child...
  2177.  
  2178. 485
  2179. 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,749
  2180. he did this to me.
  2181.  
  2182. 486
  2183. 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,084
  2184. He made me do it.
  2185.  
  2186. 487
  2187. 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:45,961
  2188. He made me!
  2189.  
  2190. 488
  2191. 00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:56,388
  2192. Tammy, Wanda, come on!
  2193.  
  2194. 489
  2195. 00:25:57,681 --> 00:26:00,601
  2196. Hey, Gar. Great party.
  2197. Thanks for raising the bar.
  2198.  
  2199. 490
  2200. 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:03,854
  2201. Now all the kids are gonna want
  2202. a burning clown for their birthday.
  2203.  
  2204. 491
  2205. 00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:11,528
  2206. - <i>Yeah, who's there?</i>
  2207. - Oh, hi, it's Gary Bloom from the wedding.
  2208.  
  2209. 492
  2210. 00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:12,612
  2211. <i>Did you come alone?</i>
  2212.  
  2213. 493
  2214. 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:15,866
  2215. - Yeah, I came alone.
  2216. <i>- Were you followed?</i>
  2217.  
  2218. 494
  2219. 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:18,494
  2220. No.
  2221.  
  2222. 495
  2223. 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,787
  2224. <i>Come on up. Third floor.</i>
  2225.  
  2226. 496
  2227. 00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:40,808
  2228. Hello?
  2229.  
  2230. 497
  2231. 00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:44,478
  2232. Hello?
  2233.  
  2234. 498
  2235. 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:47,940
  2236. Karl?
  2237.  
  2238. 499
  2239. 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:54,780
  2240. Hello?
  2241.  
  2242. 500
  2243. 00:26:58,492 --> 00:27:00,702
  2244. Huh. Oh, my...
  2245.  
  2246. 501
  2247. 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:04,123
  2248. Gary, thank you for coming.
  2249. I need you to see this.
  2250.  
  2251. 502
  2252. 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,462
  2253. Check out this shot right here.
  2254.  
  2255. 503
  2256. 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:13,215
  2257. It's amazing, right?
  2258.  
  2259. 504
  2260. 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:16,635
  2261. The way the sunlight bangs up
  2262. against the lens like that.
  2263.  
  2264. 505
  2265. 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:21,306
  2266. Yeah. Sorry. W-Why is the camera, like,
  2267. swinging all over the place?
  2268.  
  2269. 506
  2270. 00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:24,560
  2271. Were you not able to afford a tripod
  2272. with the money we gave you?
  2273.  
  2274. 507
  2275. 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:25,978
  2276. A tripod?
  2277.  
  2278. 508
  2279. 00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:27,229
  2280. Yeah.
  2281.  
  2282. 509
  2283. 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:31,441
  2284. Well, let me ask you something.
  2285. Did, uh, Scorsese ever use a tripod?
  2286.  
  2287. 510
  2288. 00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:34,820
  2289. Fellini? Cassavetes?
  2290.  
  2291. 511
  2292. 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:38,073
  2293. I don't know. This isn't<i> Goodfellas,</i>
  2294. this is our wedding video.
  2295.  
  2296. 512
  2297. 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,117
  2298. Jeez. Thank you very much, Leonard Maltin,
  2299.  
  2300. 513
  2301. 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,120
  2302. your review will be taken
  2303. into very serious consideration.
  2304.  
  2305. 514
  2306. 00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:45,038
  2307. I gotta ask you something.
  2308.  
  2309. 515
  2310. 00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:49,668
  2311. Did your film win "Best Short Doc"
  2312. at the Orinda Film Festival last year?
  2313.  
  2314. 516
  2315. 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:50,919
  2316. - My...
  2317. - Did it?
  2318.  
  2319. 517
  2320. 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:53,422
  2321. - No.
  2322. - Because mine did.
  2323.  
  2324. 518
  2325. 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,632
  2326. - Okay.
  2327. - That's correct.
  2328.  
  2329. 519
  2330. 00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:58,260
  2331. Anyway, I think we have
  2332. bigger fish to fry here
  2333.  
  2334. 520
  2335. 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:01,763
  2336. than your apparent lack of knowledge
  2337. about cinema.
  2338.  
  2339. 521
  2340. 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:04,474
  2341. - Don't you?
  2342. - Sure.
  2343.  
  2344. 522
  2345. 00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:07,769
  2346. See, I thought that it was strange
  2347. when the preacher at your wedding
  2348.  
  2349. 523
  2350. 00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:09,229
  2351. started speaking in tongues.
  2352.  
  2353. 524
  2354. 00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:10,689
  2355. Oh, sorry, no. That was Latin.
  2356.  
  2357. 525
  2358. 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,524
  2359. No, no, no. I thought it was Latin, too,
  2360.  
  2361. 526
  2362. 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:15,027
  2363. because I have a keen ear for language
  2364. as a filmmaker,
  2365.  
  2366. 527
  2367. 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:18,447
  2368. but I put those words
  2369. into Google Translations, and nothing.
  2370.  
  2371. 528
  2372. 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:19,448
  2373. What?
  2374.  
  2375. 529
  2376. 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:22,618
  2377. No known language. And that's Google, man.
  2378.  
  2379. 530
  2380. 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,413
  2381. You have to listen.
  2382. Listen carefully. Open your ears.
  2383.  
  2384. 531
  2385. 00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:27,748
  2386. It does not sound like Latin.
  2387.  
  2388. 532
  2389. 00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:32,878
  2390. So, I slowed down the footage.
  2391.  
  2392. 533
  2393. 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,131
  2394. And I played it in reverse.
  2395.  
  2396. 534
  2397. 00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:39,343
  2398. <i>Do you vow to protect the child</i>
  2399.  
  2400. 535
  2401. 00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:43,263
  2402. <i>come hellfire or brimstone?</i>
  2403.  
  2404. 536
  2405. 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:48,393
  2406. Okay, why are you playing
  2407. my wedding video in reverse?
  2408.  
  2409. 537
  2410. 00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:53,398
  2411. I think the more important question here
  2412. is why is the preacher at your wedding
  2413.  
  2414. 538
  2415. 00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:57,319
  2416. asking you to vow
  2417. to protect the child in reverse?
  2418.  
  2419. 539
  2420. 00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:58,904
  2421. Yeah, that's a little odd, too.
  2422.  
  2423. 540
  2424. 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:00,614
  2425. You bet your ass it's odd.
  2426.  
  2427. 541
  2428. 00:29:01,615 --> 00:29:05,535
  2429. When the tornado struck at your wedding,
  2430. I thought that was really rotten luck,
  2431.  
  2432. 542
  2433. 00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:07,746
  2434. but the more I thought about it,
  2435. the more I realized,
  2436.  
  2437. 543
  2438. 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:09,831
  2439. it wasn't chance that ruined your wedding.
  2440.  
  2441. 544
  2442. 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:15,712
  2443. - It was Satan.
  2444. - Okay, um, I think I'm gonna get...
  2445.  
  2446. 545
  2447. 00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:18,799
  2448. No, no, no, no! Gary, hold on!
  2449. Wait! Wait! Just watch, watch this!
  2450.  
  2451. 546
  2452. 00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:20,091
  2453. Watch, watch.
  2454.  
  2455. 547
  2456. 00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:22,386
  2457. <i>Run! Run for your lives!</i>
  2458.  
  2459. 548
  2460. 00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:25,305
  2461. Oh, my God, Uncle Scott.
  2462. I didn't even know he made it.
  2463.  
  2464. 549
  2465. 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:29,393
  2466. Oh.
  2467.  
  2468. 550
  2469. 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:30,936
  2470. No, no, pay him no mind.
  2471.  
  2472. 551
  2473. 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:35,524
  2474. What you need to be paying attention to
  2475. is right there in the background.
  2476.  
  2477. 552
  2478. 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:40,862
  2479. Those winds were hitting
  2480. at 150 miles per hour,
  2481.  
  2482. 553
  2483. 00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:45,909
  2484. yet not one hair on his head is moving.
  2485.  
  2486. 554
  2487. 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:48,954
  2488. Why?
  2489.  
  2490. 555
  2491. 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:54,167
  2492. He's wearing a lot of hair gel?
  2493.  
  2494. 556
  2495. 00:29:54,251 --> 00:29:59,965
  2496. There's a barn being ripped to shreds
  2497. directly behind him in frame,
  2498.  
  2499. 557
  2500. 00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:02,175
  2501. and look at him.
  2502.  
  2503. 558
  2504. 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,970
  2505. That is not normal.
  2506.  
  2507. 559
  2508. 00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:08,640
  2509. Does that seem normal to you?
  2510.  
  2511. 560
  2512. 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,977
  2513. I did some research,
  2514.  
  2515. 561
  2516. 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:14,813
  2517. because I fucking love researching things.
  2518.  
  2519. 562
  2520. 00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:20,401
  2521. Here it is.
  2522.  
  2523. 563
  2524. 00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:26,283
  2525. There is a religious group,
  2526. or a doomsday cult, what have you.
  2527.  
  2528. 564
  2529. 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:30,120
  2530. They believe
  2531. a child will rise up from hell,
  2532.  
  2533. 565
  2534. 00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:33,915
  2535. to rule mankind, and to bring on
  2536. the end of the world as we know it.
  2537.  
  2538. 566
  2539. 00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,210
  2540. I think we found that child.
  2541.  
  2542. 567
  2543. 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:42,549
  2544. He has risen from the bowels of hell.
  2545.  
  2546. 568
  2547. 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:44,925
  2548. And now...
  2549.  
  2550. 569
  2551. 00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:48,055
  2552. you're his stepdad.
  2553.  
  2554. 570
  2555. 00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:52,058
  2556. You...
  2557.  
  2558. 571
  2559. 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:53,727
  2560. I know.
  2561.  
  2562. 572
  2563. 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:55,520
  2564. You need to...
  2565.  
  2566. 573
  2567. 00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,565
  2568. to use your tripod.
  2569.  
  2570. 574
  2571. 00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:01,068
  2572. No. It's fucking cinema verité, man!
  2573.  
  2574. 575
  2575. 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:03,236
  2576. - I think we're gonna pass.
  2577. - No, no! Wait, wait!
  2578.  
  2579. 576
  2580. 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,238
  2581. Everyone your wife ever dated is dead!
  2582.  
  2583. 577
  2584. 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,033
  2585. Look at this. Look, look.
  2586.  
  2587. 578
  2588. 00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:10,160
  2589. A lightning strike?
  2590.  
  2591. 579
  2592. 00:31:10,827 --> 00:31:13,497
  2593. A heart attack at 32?
  2594.  
  2595. 580
  2596. 00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:17,417
  2597. A freak mulching accident.
  2598.  
  2599. 581
  2600. 00:31:18,752 --> 00:31:20,420
  2601. Wait, what did you just say?
  2602.  
  2603. 582
  2604. 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,423
  2605. They're all dead. All of them.
  2606.  
  2607. 583
  2608. 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:26,259
  2609. All except for one.
  2610.  
  2611. 584
  2612. 00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:32,599
  2613. Gabriel Winthorp.
  2614.  
  2615. 585
  2616. 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:37,062
  2617. I found his address on the Internet.
  2618.  
  2619. 586
  2620. 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,480
  2621. Okay.
  2622.  
  2623. 587
  2624. 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:42,692
  2625. We need to go talk to him.
  2626.  
  2627. 588
  2628. 00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:49,950
  2629. You think about it, Gary.
  2630. You call me when you come to your senses.
  2631.  
  2632. 589
  2633. 00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:54,287
  2634. I have all the equipment all read...
  2635. We can use the tripod, Gar!
  2636.  
  2637. 590
  2638. 00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:08,551
  2639. Hey!
  2640.  
  2641. 591
  2642. 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:11,221
  2643. Hey, buddy, what's up?
  2644.  
  2645. 592
  2646. 00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:16,309
  2647. What are... What are you doing?
  2648. Y-You just... Coloring in the dark there?
  2649.  
  2650. 593
  2651. 00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:17,436
  2652. Cool.
  2653.  
  2654. 594
  2655. 00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:27,195
  2656. Isn't it, uh...
  2657.  
  2658. 595
  2659. 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:29,698
  2660. past your bedtime?
  2661.  
  2662. 596
  2663. 00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:39,374
  2664. You want me to turn off the light, or...
  2665.  
  2666. 597
  2667. 00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:49,134
  2668. Yeah. Thank you.
  2669. Thank you so much, Wendy.
  2670.  
  2671. 598
  2672. 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,469
  2673. I really appreciate it.
  2674.  
  2675. 599
  2676. 00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:51,678
  2677. Okay.
  2678.  
  2679. 600
  2680. 00:32:51,761 --> 00:32:53,096
  2681. I know. I know.
  2682.  
  2683. 601
  2684. 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:56,308
  2685. I hope Jeremy's nightmares
  2686. aren't too bad tonight, too.
  2687.  
  2688. 602
  2689. 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,438
  2690. Okay. I know. Yeah, okay.
  2691.  
  2692. 603
  2693. 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:03,899
  2694. I'll see you then. Bye-bye.
  2695.  
  2696. 604
  2697. 00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:07,861
  2698. Child Protective Services called.
  2699.  
  2700. 605
  2701. 00:33:07,944 --> 00:33:08,820
  2702. What?
  2703.  
  2704. 606
  2705. 00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:11,323
  2706. Apparently, they had calls from parents
  2707.  
  2708. 607
  2709. 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,617
  2710. saying that we had a dangerous clown
  2711. at our party.
  2712.  
  2713. 608
  2714. 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,661
  2715. Their children are gonna be
  2716. in therapy for the rest of their lives.
  2717.  
  2718. 609
  2719. 00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:20,582
  2720. - Gary, where did you find that clown?
  2721. - On the internet. I don't know.
  2722.  
  2723. 610
  2724. 00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:24,252
  2725. Sweetie, you can't just pick any clown
  2726. off the internet.
  2727.  
  2728. 611
  2729. 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:25,504
  2730. You're a parent now.
  2731.  
  2732. 612
  2733. 00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:28,673
  2734. You have to hope for the best,
  2735. but you prepare for the worst.
  2736.  
  2737. 613
  2738. 00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:32,344
  2739. That's a good point, hon.
  2740. I'm gonna stick to that from now on.
  2741.  
  2742. 614
  2743. 00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:35,555
  2744. - Oh, man.
  2745. - They're sending someone here.
  2746.  
  2747. 615
  2748. 00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:37,807
  2749. Tomorrow.
  2750.  
  2751. 616
  2752. 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:41,269
  2753. Wendy said she would come,
  2754. and she would help support.
  2755.  
  2756. 617
  2757. 00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:44,689
  2758. But, Gary, you need to be there too, okay?
  2759.  
  2760. 618
  2761. 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:48,777
  2762. - Sweetie?
  2763. - Yeah, yeah, I'll be there.
  2764.  
  2765. 619
  2766. 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,445
  2767. Really, Gary?
  2768.  
  2769. 620
  2770. 00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:52,822
  2771. Yeah.
  2772.  
  2773. 621
  2774. 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:56,034
  2775. I will be there.
  2776.  
  2777. 622
  2778. 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:05,085
  2779. You know, today I met with
  2780. our wedding videographer.
  2781.  
  2782. 623
  2783. 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:07,963
  2784. Mm... God, I thought we agreed
  2785. we weren't gonna relive that.
  2786.  
  2787. 624
  2788. 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:11,508
  2789. Yeah, no, I know, but...
  2790. I wanted to see if we could salvage it.
  2791.  
  2792. 625
  2793. 00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:13,843
  2794. - And?
  2795. - We can't.
  2796.  
  2797. 626
  2798. 00:34:17,347 --> 00:34:21,268
  2799. Okay, do you remember the preacher
  2800. when he started speaking Latin?
  2801.  
  2802. 627
  2803. 00:34:21,351 --> 00:34:23,228
  2804. Mm, such a romantic language.
  2805.  
  2806. 628
  2807. 00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:26,231
  2808. Yeah, well, as it turns out,
  2809. he wasn't speaking Latin,
  2810.  
  2811. 629
  2812. 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:29,776
  2813. he was speaking in English...
  2814. backwards.
  2815.  
  2816. 630
  2817. 00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:36,324
  2818. Okay, Gar. W-What was he saying?
  2819.  
  2820. 631
  2821. 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:41,413
  2822. He made me vow to protect the child
  2823. come hellfire or brimstone.
  2824.  
  2825. 632
  2826. 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:44,165
  2827. - I'm serious, Sam.
  2828. - Well, at least he made a good point.
  2829.  
  2830. 633
  2831. 00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:47,335
  2832. In reverse.
  2833. Why would he make his point in reverse?
  2834.  
  2835. 634
  2836. 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:52,382
  2837. I don't know, Gary. I'm sure people
  2838. make points in reverse all the time.
  2839.  
  2840. 635
  2841. 00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:54,426
  2842. I'm pretty sure they don't.
  2843.  
  2844. 636
  2845. 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:59,306
  2846. I mean, maybe Ozzy Osbourne,
  2847. but that's it.
  2848.  
  2849. 637
  2850. 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,817
  2851. So, Gar, w-what are you saying?
  2852.  
  2853. 638
  2854. 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,736
  2855. I don't know. I'm just sort of...
  2856.  
  2857. 639
  2858. 00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:21,828
  2859. Look, I'm wondering again
  2860. about Lucas' biological father.
  2861.  
  2862. 640
  2863. 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:24,748
  2864. What does that have to do with anything?
  2865. You're his father now.
  2866.  
  2867. 641
  2868. 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,041
  2869. Well, yeah...
  2870.  
  2871. 642
  2872. 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,251
  2873. I told you parenting would be hard, and...
  2874.  
  2875. 643
  2876. 00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:31,546
  2877. - you said you were up for it.
  2878. - I did. I did say that.
  2879.  
  2880. 644
  2881. 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:34,299
  2882. See, so you just need
  2883. to take all this stress
  2884.  
  2885. 645
  2886. 00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:37,844
  2887. and crumple it in a little ball
  2888. and throw it away.
  2889.  
  2890. 646
  2891. 00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:40,388
  2892. - Maybe you're right.
  2893. - Of course, I'm right.
  2894.  
  2895. 647
  2896. 00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:45,352
  2897. I mean, why don't you
  2898. just get out of these?
  2899.  
  2900. 648
  2901. 00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:47,354
  2902. And I will give you a massage,
  2903.  
  2904. 649
  2905. 00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:49,939
  2906. and I will take it from there.
  2907.  
  2908. 650
  2909. 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,192
  2910. Shouldn't we put Lucas to bed?
  2911.  
  2912. 651
  2913. 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:54,986
  2914. I tucked him in an hour ago.
  2915.  
  2916. 652
  2917. 00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:04,079
  2918. Oh, man, that feels so good.
  2919.  
  2920. 653
  2921. 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,538
  2922. Mmm.
  2923.  
  2924. 654
  2925. 00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:09,876
  2926. Baby, listen, I know that
  2927. we're an unconventional family.
  2928.  
  2929. 655
  2930. 00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:12,170
  2931. I mean, we're not totally normal.
  2932.  
  2933. 656
  2934. 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:19,844
  2935. And the way Lucas was conceived
  2936. wasn't exactly ideal.
  2937.  
  2938. 657
  2939. 00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:22,931
  2940. But at least we're together, right?
  2941.  
  2942. 658
  2943. 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,392
  2944. Yeah, yeah.
  2945.  
  2946. 659
  2947. 00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:27,102
  2948. I agree 100%.
  2949.  
  2950. 660
  2951. 00:36:27,644 --> 00:36:31,981
  2952. Hey, r-remind me again
  2953. how Lucas was conceived.
  2954.  
  2955. 661
  2956. 00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:34,776
  2957. - Promise you won't judge?
  2958. - No, of course not.
  2959.  
  2960. 662
  2961. 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:37,362
  2962. Oh, man, that's the spot right there.
  2963.  
  2964. 663
  2965. 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:38,697
  2966. Okay.
  2967.  
  2968. 664
  2969. 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:42,867
  2970. Well, you remember when I told you
  2971. about that crazy time in my 20s,
  2972.  
  2973. 665
  2974. 00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:47,038
  2975. where I dropped out of school,
  2976. and then I joined that sort of like...
  2977.  
  2978. 666
  2979. 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:48,622
  2980. like cult.
  2981.  
  2982. 667
  2983. 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:53,253
  2984. Uh, no, I don't think
  2985. you told me about that.
  2986.  
  2987. 668
  2988. 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:57,090
  2989. Well, I guess they were pretty shocked
  2990. to find out that I was a virgin, still,
  2991.  
  2992. 669
  2993. 00:36:57,173 --> 00:37:00,510
  2994. and so, they threw
  2995. this huge ceremony for me,
  2996.  
  2997. 670
  2998. 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:04,389
  2999. where they all got dressed up
  3000. in these long, flowy black robes,
  3001.  
  3002. 671
  3003. 00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:07,142
  3004. and they wore these elaborate masks.
  3005.  
  3006. 672
  3007. 00:37:07,642 --> 00:37:10,145
  3008. And there were all kinds of herbs.
  3009.  
  3010. 673
  3011. 00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:11,646
  3012. Lots of herbs.
  3013.  
  3014. 674
  3015. 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,565
  3016. Okay...
  3017.  
  3018. 675
  3019. 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:17,152
  3020. Anyway, they were chanting,
  3021. and then they put me in this star,
  3022.  
  3023. 676
  3024. 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:22,073
  3025. and they covered me in this warm,
  3026. red body paint.
  3027.  
  3028. 677
  3029. 00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:24,617
  3030. And then?
  3031.  
  3032. 678
  3033. 00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:27,495
  3034. I... I don't really know. I...
  3035.  
  3036. 679
  3037. 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:31,458
  3038. must have blacked out
  3039. 'cause I had this terrible nightmare.
  3040.  
  3041. 680
  3042. 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:38,381
  3043. But when I woke up,
  3044. I left, and I never looked back.
  3045.  
  3046. 681
  3047. 00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:44,721
  3048. What? Oh, do...
  3049.  
  3050. 682
  3051. 00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:46,973
  3052. - No...
  3053. - I told you it wasn't ideal.
  3054.  
  3055. 683
  3056. 00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:49,267
  3057. - You said you wouldn't judge!
  3058. - I'm not judging.
  3059.  
  3060. 684
  3061. 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:52,020
  3062. I'm just saying maybe this is
  3063. the sort of thing we'd talk about
  3064.  
  3065. 685
  3066. 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,605
  3067. before we get married.
  3068.  
  3069. 686
  3070. 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:57,108
  3071. I was young,
  3072. and maybe I was a little naive, right?
  3073.  
  3074. 687
  3075. 00:37:57,859 --> 00:38:02,447
  3076. But, Gar, I wouldn't change anything
  3077. even if I could because now I have...
  3078.  
  3079. 688
  3080. 00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:06,326
  3081. Lucas! Hi, honey.
  3082.  
  3083. 689
  3084. 00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:09,412
  3085. - Hey, buddy.
  3086. - Are you okay, honey?
  3087.  
  3088. 690
  3089. 00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:14,667
  3090. Are you still upset
  3091. about that clown Gary hired? Yeah?
  3092.  
  3093. 691
  3094. 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,419
  3095. You want to sleep with us tonight?
  3096.  
  3097. 692
  3098. 00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:20,965
  3099. Um, don't you think...
  3100. Never mind. Come on in, buddy.
  3101.  
  3102. 693
  3103. 00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:24,344
  3104. Let's have a sleepover.
  3105.  
  3106. 694
  3107. 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,308
  3108. All right, snuggle up.
  3109.  
  3110. 695
  3111. 00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:34,771
  3112. Get cozy.
  3113. And no burning clowns in your dreams.
  3114.  
  3115. 696
  3116. 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,068
  3117. Tomorrow's a new day.
  3118.  
  3119. 697
  3120. 00:39:57,812 --> 00:39:59,981
  3121. She said he was conceived
  3122. out of a nightmare
  3123.  
  3124. 698
  3125. 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:01,900
  3126. during some satanic cult ritual.
  3127.  
  3128. 699
  3129. 00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:04,694
  3130. She was young and needed the money.
  3131. Doesn't mean anything.
  3132.  
  3133. 700
  3134. 00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:06,696
  3135. What about the clown?
  3136. You think that was normal?
  3137.  
  3138. 701
  3139. 00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:09,741
  3140. No, no, that was definitely
  3141. an unusual clown.
  3142.  
  3143. 702
  3144. 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:11,784
  3145. Okay, well, this is gonna sound nuts,
  3146.  
  3147. 703
  3148. 00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:16,664
  3149. but I think there's a chance that maybe
  3150. he caused the tornado at my wedding.
  3151.  
  3152. 704
  3153. 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,958
  3154. - Who, the clown?
  3155. - No, dude. Lucas.
  3156.  
  3157. 705
  3158. 00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:20,668
  3159. Yeah, right.
  3160.  
  3161. 706
  3162. 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:24,047
  3163. Yeah, that freaky little kid definitely
  3164. caused a tornado at the party.
  3165.  
  3166. 707
  3167. 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:27,550
  3168. Al, listen to me. I had worms
  3169. coming out of my nose last night.
  3170.  
  3171. 708
  3172. 00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:31,137
  3173. Jesus! That's, like,
  3174. a serious hygiene issue, man.
  3175.  
  3176. 709
  3177. 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:34,307
  3178. - Maybe it was a dream.
  3179. - Still, you should get that looked at.
  3180.  
  3181. 710
  3182. 00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:35,934
  3183. This must be it.
  3184.  
  3185. 711
  3186. 00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:41,314
  3187. Are you sure you want to do this, man?
  3188.  
  3189. 712
  3190. 00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:43,483
  3191. I hate meeting my wife's exes.
  3192.  
  3193. 713
  3194. 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:00,916
  3195. Hey.
  3196.  
  3197. 714
  3198. 00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:02,919
  3199. Hey, yo. Excuse me.
  3200.  
  3201. 715
  3202. 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:05,088
  3203. - Hey.
  3204. - Hi.
  3205.  
  3206. 716
  3207. 00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:10,635
  3208. She has begun to cry tears of blood.
  3209.  
  3210. 717
  3211. 00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,221
  3212. Is that right?
  3213.  
  3214. 718
  3215. 00:41:14,347 --> 00:41:17,600
  3216. We're looking for a guy named Gabriel.
  3217. Do you know him?
  3218.  
  3219. 719
  3220. 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,562
  3221. Gabriel cannot be disturbed.
  3222.  
  3223. 720
  3224. 00:41:22,522 --> 00:41:23,940
  3225. Okay, well...
  3226.  
  3227. 721
  3228. 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,942
  3229. He used to know my wife.
  3230.  
  3231. 722
  3232. 00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:28,277
  3233. I just have a few questions for him,
  3234.  
  3235. 723
  3236. 00:41:28,361 --> 00:41:31,030
  3237. mostly about my weird
  3238. little stepson Lucas.
  3239.  
  3240. 724
  3241. 00:41:32,699 --> 00:41:35,952
  3242. Follow me. Speak no words.
  3243.  
  3244. 725
  3245. 00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:37,829
  3246. - Okay.
  3247. - No problem.
  3248.  
  3249. 726
  3250. 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:00,768
  3251. Gabriel!
  3252.  
  3253. 727
  3254. 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:03,688
  3255. You have guests.
  3256.  
  3257. 728
  3258. 00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:08,401
  3259. Um...
  3260.  
  3261. 729
  3262. 00:42:11,821 --> 00:42:14,699
  3263. Hey. Hi, I'm Gary.
  3264.  
  3265. 730
  3266. 00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:17,160
  3267. Um... This is my friend, Al.
  3268.  
  3269. 731
  3270. 00:42:17,243 --> 00:42:21,748
  3271. And, uh, you know,
  3272. we're, well, we're stepdads.
  3273.  
  3274. 732
  3275. 00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:22,832
  3276. Get to the point.
  3277.  
  3278. 733
  3279. 00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:24,250
  3280. Okay. Uh...
  3281.  
  3282. 734
  3283. 00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:28,921
  3284. I think maybe you used to know, um...
  3285.  
  3286. 735
  3287. 00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:31,591
  3288. my wife Samantha
  3289. and my little stepson Lucas.
  3290.  
  3291. 736
  3292. 00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:34,927
  3293. God forgive me for I have sinned!
  3294.  
  3295. 737
  3296. 00:42:35,011 --> 00:42:37,513
  3297. Would you stop with the flagellating?
  3298.  
  3299. 738
  3300. 00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:39,157
  3301. This is why I'm happy we're in therapy.
  3302.  
  3303. 739
  3304. 00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:41,642
  3305. This is what happens
  3306. when you don't talk stuff out.
  3307.  
  3308. 740
  3309. 00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:43,436
  3310. The end is near.
  3311.  
  3312. 741
  3313. 00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:46,606
  3314. Oh, Lord, please do not blame me
  3315. for what cannot be stopped!
  3316.  
  3317. 742
  3318. 00:42:46,689 --> 00:42:48,441
  3319. I think maybe we should just go.
  3320.  
  3321. 743
  3322. 00:42:48,524 --> 00:42:51,944
  3323. You must travel to the old marketplace
  3324. in the city of Bethlehem.
  3325.  
  3326. 744
  3327. 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:55,031
  3328. Seek out the demon hunter Gozamel.
  3329.  
  3330. 745
  3331. 00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:56,532
  3332. Only he can help you now.
  3333.  
  3334. 746
  3335. 00:42:56,616 --> 00:42:57,617
  3336. Bethlehem?
  3337.  
  3338. 747
  3339. 00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:01,454
  3340. "And they that dwell upon the Earth
  3341. did wonder seeing the beast,
  3342.  
  3343. 748
  3344. 00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:04,040
  3345. that it was a thing,
  3346.  
  3347. 749
  3348. 00:43:04,624 --> 00:43:07,335
  3349. and is not, and yet now is!"
  3350.  
  3351. 750
  3352. 00:43:08,127 --> 00:43:09,629
  3353. I'm not following...
  3354.  
  3355. 751
  3356. 00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:11,964
  3357. Revelation, chapter 17.
  3358.  
  3359. 752
  3360. 00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:14,801
  3361. The child.
  3362.  
  3363. 753
  3364. 00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:17,512
  3365. He is the Antichrist!
  3366.  
  3367. 754
  3368. 00:43:19,013 --> 00:43:20,223
  3369. Okay.
  3370.  
  3371. 755
  3372. 00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:23,101
  3373. Okay, thanks.
  3374.  
  3375. 756
  3376. 00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:28,272
  3377. And, uh, thank you for welcoming us
  3378. into your beautiful home.
  3379.  
  3380. 757
  3381. 00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:31,317
  3382. And, uh, we're gonna let you get back
  3383. to your stuff...
  3384.  
  3385. 758
  3386. 00:43:32,276 --> 00:43:33,319
  3387. you know.
  3388.  
  3389. 759
  3390. 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:35,655
  3391. Let's go.
  3392.  
  3393. 760
  3394. 00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:45,206
  3395. I gotta tell you, man, I'm feeling
  3396. so much better about Jeremy right now.
  3397.  
  3398. 761
  3399. 00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:48,459
  3400. He's a spoiled little shit, but at least
  3401. he's not the fucking Antichrist.
  3402.  
  3403. 762
  3404. 00:43:49,544 --> 00:43:50,545
  3405. Seriously?
  3406.  
  3407. 763
  3408. 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:52,295
  3409. Seriously.
  3410.  
  3411. 764
  3412. 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,554
  3413. Wasn't there, like, a sign
  3414. or anything when you were dating?
  3415.  
  3416. 765
  3417. 00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:02,014
  3418. No, I mean, it all moved so fast.
  3419.  
  3420. 766
  3421. 00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:04,267
  3422. I figured he'd warm up to me
  3423. at some point.
  3424.  
  3425. 767
  3426. 00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:07,937
  3427. You must have had some indication
  3428. that kid is, like, pure fucking evil?
  3429.  
  3430. 768
  3431. 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,772
  3432. Yeah, Al, all the time.
  3433.  
  3434. 769
  3435. 00:44:09,856 --> 00:44:12,733
  3436. But you told me that was normal,
  3437. that all kids are dicks.
  3438.  
  3439. 770
  3440. 00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:15,903
  3441. That's true, kids are dicks, man.
  3442. But this is a different level.
  3443.  
  3444. 771
  3445. 00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:18,197
  3446. He's like top of the dick chain, bro.
  3447.  
  3448. 772
  3449. 00:44:18,281 --> 00:44:20,283
  3450. - <i>Breaking news...</i>
  3451. - Two more, please.
  3452.  
  3453. 773
  3454. 00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:23,369
  3455. <i>- Jane Hernandez is on scene where...</i>
  3456. - You could get a divorce.
  3457.  
  3458. 774
  3459. 00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:25,955
  3460. No, I don't want a divorce, Al.
  3461.  
  3462. 775
  3463. 00:44:26,038 --> 00:44:28,666
  3464. Okay? Samantha's perfect.
  3465. She's everything I ever wanted.
  3466.  
  3467. 776
  3468. 00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,668
  3469. She comes with some hefty baggage.
  3470.  
  3471. 777
  3472. 00:44:30,751 --> 00:44:33,212
  3473. - Al, it is not an option!
  3474. - Okay.
  3475.  
  3476. 778
  3477. 00:44:33,296 --> 00:44:35,047
  3478. <i>Wanda, what do you see there?</i>
  3479.  
  3480. 779
  3481. 00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:39,969
  3482. <i>End of world followers
  3483. of infamous cult leader JD Gospel,</i>
  3484.  
  3485. 780
  3486. 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:43,472
  3487. <i>have begun stocking up on canned goods,
  3488. rice, beans...</i>
  3489.  
  3490. 781
  3491. 00:44:43,556 --> 00:44:47,101
  3492. - That's the guy that bought the nunnery.
  3493. <i>- When is the end actually coming?</i>
  3494.  
  3495. 782
  3496. 00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:51,147
  3497. Hey, I think maybe
  3498. we should go find this guy Gozamel.
  3499.  
  3500. 783
  3501. 00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:53,107
  3502. Maybe he could help us out.
  3503.  
  3504. 784
  3505. 00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:57,945
  3506. Look, I don't know if I told you this,
  3507. but I'm coaching Jeremy's baseball team,
  3508.  
  3509. 785
  3510. 00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:01,407
  3511. so for me getting to Bethlehem, Israel,
  3512. is a little out of the question.
  3513.  
  3514. 786
  3515. 00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:03,409
  3516. - Just right now is not a good time.
  3517. - I get it.
  3518.  
  3519. 787
  3520. 00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:05,161
  3521. - Not a good time.
  3522. <i>- There you have it.</i>
  3523.  
  3524. 788
  3525. 00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:09,373
  3526. <i>I'm Jane Hernandez, reporting live
  3527. from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.</i>
  3528.  
  3529. 789
  3530. 00:45:09,457 --> 00:45:11,626
  3531. <i>Next up, cremation or burial?</i>
  3532.  
  3533. 790
  3534. 00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:23,804
  3535. Excuse me.
  3536. Um, we're looking for a guy named Gozamel.
  3537.  
  3538. 791
  3539. 00:45:23,888 --> 00:45:25,973
  3540. - He's busy.
  3541. - Oh, that's great. He's here.
  3542.  
  3543. 792
  3544. 00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:29,268
  3545. - Um, we really need to see him.
  3546. - Yeah, we're on a mission from God.
  3547.  
  3548. 793
  3549. 00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:34,231
  3550. Gozamel to cashier. Gozamel to cashier.
  3551.  
  3552. 794
  3553. 00:45:41,364 --> 00:45:42,990
  3554. Um, Gozamel?
  3555.  
  3556. 795
  3557. 00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:46,577
  3558. I'm Gozamel. You guys were looking for me?
  3559.  
  3560. 796
  3561. 00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:51,165
  3562. So, what makes you think your stepson
  3563. is the spawn of Satan?
  3564.  
  3565. 797
  3566. 00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:54,502
  3567. - Well, he's just this really weird kid.
  3568. - Super weird, dude.
  3569.  
  3570. 798
  3571. 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:58,130
  3572. And he has these beady little eyes that,
  3573. like, bore into your soul.
  3574.  
  3575. 799
  3576. 00:45:58,214 --> 00:45:59,382
  3577. Very beady little eyes.
  3578.  
  3579. 800
  3580. 00:45:59,465 --> 00:46:01,884
  3581. He manipulates people into doing stuff
  3582. they don't want to do.
  3583.  
  3584. 801
  3585. 00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:04,261
  3586. Jumping out of buildings,
  3587. lighting themselves on fire...
  3588.  
  3589. 802
  3590. 00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:05,763
  3591. And talking backwards.
  3592.  
  3593. 803
  3594. 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:08,057
  3595. Sounds like
  3596. your average devil child to me.
  3597.  
  3598. 804
  3599. 00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:09,725
  3600. This is me.
  3601.  
  3602. 805
  3603. 00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:12,478
  3604. - When's his birthday?
  3605. - We just had his birthday party.
  3606.  
  3607. 806
  3608. 00:46:12,561 --> 00:46:14,563
  3609. But his real birthday
  3610. is the sixth of June.
  3611.  
  3612. 807
  3613. 00:46:14,647 --> 00:46:17,024
  3614. - How old is he turning?
  3615. - Six.
  3616.  
  3617. 808
  3618. 00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:21,612
  3619. Oh, shit, it's him. It's him!
  3620.  
  3621. 809
  3622. 00:46:22,154 --> 00:46:24,075
  3623. - No, I've got it.
  3624. - You want some help?
  3625.  
  3626. 810
  3627. 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:29,324
  3628. - Oh, that's not...
  3629. - You're gonna crush those buns!
  3630.  
  3631. 811
  3632. 00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:30,371
  3633. I got it!
  3634.  
  3635. 812
  3636. 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:31,664
  3637. Whoa!
  3638.  
  3639. 813
  3640. 00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:34,208
  3641. - Thank you so much, young man.
  3642. - Let's go!
  3643.  
  3644. 814
  3645. 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,585
  3646. But, hold on, we drove.
  3647.  
  3648. 815
  3649. 00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:40,339
  3650. It's the end of the world!
  3651. We'll drop you off afterwards. Come on!
  3652.  
  3653. 816
  3654. 00:46:40,423 --> 00:46:42,383
  3655. I'm good with that. Come on, buddy!
  3656.  
  3657. 817
  3658. 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:44,635
  3659. - Well...
  3660. - Let's go save the world, man!
  3661.  
  3662. 818
  3663. 00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:45,720
  3664. Whoo!
  3665.  
  3666. 819
  3667. 00:46:58,190 --> 00:47:00,651
  3668. I have been
  3669. prepping for this my entire life!
  3670.  
  3671. 820
  3672. 00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:03,612
  3673. - That's great news, man!
  3674. - We're really glad we found you.
  3675.  
  3676. 821
  3677. 00:47:03,696 --> 00:47:06,615
  3678. Thanks. I got some donuts and beer
  3679. in the cooler if you guys want.
  3680.  
  3681. 822
  3682. 00:47:06,699 --> 00:47:07,950
  3683. - No way!
  3684. - Yeah.
  3685.  
  3686. 823
  3687. 00:47:08,034 --> 00:47:09,535
  3688. Score!
  3689.  
  3690. 824
  3691. 00:47:09,618 --> 00:47:11,829
  3692. - Gozamel, you're the best, my brother.
  3693. - Thank you.
  3694.  
  3695. 825
  3696. 00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:13,789
  3697. - Is there a seat belt back here?
  3698. - Seat belt?
  3699.  
  3700. 826
  3701. 00:47:13,873 --> 00:47:16,584
  3702. You don't need a fucking seat belt.
  3703. This is the end of the world!
  3704.  
  3705. 827
  3706. 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,210
  3707. - There are no rules!
  3708. - No rules.
  3709.  
  3710. 828
  3711. 00:47:18,294 --> 00:47:20,004
  3712. I'd still like to have a seat belt.
  3713.  
  3714. 829
  3715. 00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:23,340
  3716. When I was a kid,
  3717. my father told me I have a destiny.
  3718.  
  3719. 830
  3720. 00:47:23,424 --> 00:47:25,843
  3721. And my destiny was to save the world.
  3722.  
  3723. 831
  3724. 00:47:25,926 --> 00:47:29,180
  3725. - That must have been a pretty heavy talk.
  3726. - Fuck yeah, it was heavy, man.
  3727.  
  3728. 832
  3729. 00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:31,015
  3730. 'Cause he was dying in my arms.
  3731.  
  3732. 833
  3733. 00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:33,684
  3734. But then he bequeathed onto me
  3735. the knife of destiny.
  3736.  
  3737. 834
  3738. 00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:37,980
  3739. And he told me, "You take that little
  3740. Antichrist fuck-up to hallowed ground,
  3741.  
  3742. 835
  3743. 00:47:38,064 --> 00:47:40,358
  3744. - and you stab him right in the chest!"
  3745. - I'm sorry, what?
  3746.  
  3747. 836
  3748. 00:47:40,441 --> 00:47:43,069
  3749. But you gotta do it by 6:00 p.m.
  3750. on June the sixth.
  3751.  
  3752. 837
  3753. 00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:46,258
  3754. Man, I was getting worried.
  3755. I didn't think it was gonna happen.
  3756.  
  3757. 838
  3758. 00:47:46,322 --> 00:47:49,784
  3759. - No. What did you say about a knife?
  3760. - The knife of destiny.
  3761.  
  3762. 839
  3763. 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:52,661
  3764. It's in the little chest of drawers
  3765. I built in on the side.
  3766.  
  3767. 840
  3768. 00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:54,997
  3769. I wanted to make sure
  3770. it was next to me at all times.
  3771.  
  3772. 841
  3773. 00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:56,790
  3774. Hmm?
  3775.  
  3776. 842
  3777. 00:47:56,832 --> 00:47:59,752
  3778. Yeah, that's it.
  3779. That knife will kill anybody.
  3780.  
  3781. 843
  3782. 00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:02,671
  3783. No, we are not stabbing my stepson
  3784. in the chest!
  3785.  
  3786. 844
  3787. 00:48:02,755 --> 00:48:05,549
  3788. Yeah, his wife's already pretty upset.
  3789. They're not getting along.
  3790.  
  3791. 845
  3792. 00:48:05,633 --> 00:48:06,926
  3793. That's not gonna help.
  3794.  
  3795. 846
  3796. 00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:10,638
  3797. We'll burn him alive or drown him,
  3798. as long as it's on hallowed ground.
  3799.  
  3800. 847
  3801. 00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:13,974
  3802. What?
  3803. No, we're not doing any of those things!
  3804.  
  3805. 848
  3806. 00:48:14,058 --> 00:48:16,143
  3807. Did you think
  3808. I was gonna play footsie with him?
  3809.  
  3810. 849
  3811. 00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:20,731
  3812. - I don't know. Exorcise him? I...
  3813. - You can't exorcise the Antichrist, bro.
  3814.  
  3815. 850
  3816. 00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:22,858
  3817. Let's sacrifice a goat.
  3818. Something like that.
  3819.  
  3820. 851
  3821. 00:48:22,942 --> 00:48:25,528
  3822. - Yeah, a goat.
  3823. - Why hurt an innocent goat?
  3824.  
  3825. 852
  3826. 00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:27,238
  3827. I'm just brainstorming.
  3828.  
  3829. 853
  3830. 00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:33,035
  3831. All right, well, there is this myth
  3832. about someone called the Keymaster,
  3833.  
  3834. 854
  3835. 00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:35,329
  3836. that he could save the world
  3837. without killing the kid.
  3838.  
  3839. 855
  3840. 00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:38,541
  3841. Way to bury the lead, man.
  3842. Yeah, let's go find the Keymaster.
  3843.  
  3844. 856
  3845. 00:48:40,417 --> 00:48:43,170
  3846. There's no fucking keymaster!
  3847.  
  3848. 857
  3849. 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:44,421
  3850. I made it up.
  3851.  
  3852. 858
  3853. 00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:46,298
  3854. From<i> Ghostbusters,</i> remember?
  3855.  
  3856. 859
  3857. 00:48:46,382 --> 00:48:49,385
  3858. - Here. Hand me that thing.
  3859. <i>- Ghostbusters.</i> You didn't make it up.
  3860.  
  3861. 860
  3862. 00:48:49,468 --> 00:48:50,553
  3863. Don't worry, guys.
  3864.  
  3865. 861
  3866. 00:48:50,636 --> 00:48:52,888
  3867. I've been prepping for this
  3868. my entire life.
  3869.  
  3870. 862
  3871. 00:48:52,972 --> 00:48:55,012
  3872. - There's nothing that can happen...
  3873. - No, look out!
  3874.  
  3875. 863
  3876. 00:49:12,575 --> 00:49:13,617
  3877. Holy crap.
  3878.  
  3879. 864
  3880. 00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:17,163
  3881. - You okay?
  3882. - Yeah, I think I'm all right.
  3883.  
  3884. 865
  3885. 00:49:17,705 --> 00:49:19,707
  3886. It's a good thing you were wearing
  3887. your seat belt.
  3888.  
  3889. 866
  3890. 00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:23,419
  3891. Holy shit!
  3892.  
  3893. 867
  3894. 00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:26,547
  3895. - Gozamel?
  3896. - Gozer?
  3897.  
  3898. 868
  3899. 00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:27,630
  3900. Gozamel?
  3901.  
  3902. 869
  3903. 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:30,217
  3904. Gozer, you little demon hunter,
  3905. where you at, boy?
  3906.  
  3907. 870
  3908. 00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:31,677
  3909. Gozamel?
  3910.  
  3911. 871
  3912. 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:33,888
  3913. Over here!
  3914.  
  3915. 872
  3916. 00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:38,934
  3917. Oh, shit!
  3918.  
  3919. 873
  3920. 00:49:40,269 --> 00:49:42,479
  3921. Oh, shit...
  3922.  
  3923. 874
  3924. 00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:46,567
  3925. I'm sorry I let you down.
  3926.  
  3927. 875
  3928. 00:49:47,359 --> 00:49:49,278
  3929. I'm sorry I let you down, Daddy!
  3930.  
  3931. 876
  3932. 00:49:49,361 --> 00:49:52,406
  3933. Buddy, you didn't let your dad down, man.
  3934.  
  3935. 877
  3936. 00:49:52,865 --> 00:49:54,825
  3937. You... you're the stepfather.
  3938.  
  3939. 878
  3940. 00:49:56,619 --> 00:50:00,706
  3941. His destiny is in your hands now.
  3942.  
  3943. 879
  3944. 00:50:01,790 --> 00:50:04,126
  3945. When the time is nigh,
  3946.  
  3947. 880
  3948. 00:50:05,085 --> 00:50:07,922
  3949. you'll get a sign from above.
  3950.  
  3951. 881
  3952. 00:50:09,506 --> 00:50:14,803
  3953. Look... for... the... sign.
  3954.  
  3955. 882
  3956. 00:50:14,887 --> 00:50:15,930
  3957. Gozer?
  3958.  
  3959. 883
  3960. 00:50:17,097 --> 00:50:18,390
  3961. Gozer?
  3962.  
  3963. 884
  3964. 00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:20,559
  3965. Gozer, buddy?
  3966.  
  3967. 885
  3968. 00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:25,189
  3969. God! I told you we should have
  3970. fucking caravanned!
  3971.  
  3972. 886
  3973. 00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:28,442
  3974. - Okay, that might have been a better idea.
  3975. - God, this is crazy.
  3976.  
  3977. 887
  3978. 00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:30,236
  3979. Oh, my God, this is so crazy.
  3980.  
  3981. 888
  3982. 00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:33,030
  3983. - Dude, bro, you gotta relax, man.
  3984. - How can I relax?
  3985.  
  3986. 889
  3987. 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,573
  3988. - We're in a cornfield!
  3989. - So?
  3990.  
  3991. 890
  3992. 00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:37,409
  3993. What good thing has ever happened
  3994. in a cornfield, Al?
  3995.  
  3996. 891
  3997. 00:50:37,493 --> 00:50:40,371
  3998. Well, I don't know.
  3999. <i>Field of Dreams</i> is pretty cool.
  4000.  
  4001. 892
  4002. 00:50:43,749 --> 00:50:46,126
  4003. Okay. All right, all right.
  4004.  
  4005. 893
  4006. 00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:49,338
  4007. All right, we're not that far.
  4008. We can... We can walk home.
  4009.  
  4010. 894
  4011. 00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:53,217
  4012. Well, are we just gonna
  4013. leave him here?
  4014.  
  4015. 895
  4016. 00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:54,551
  4017. Oh, fuck.
  4018.  
  4019. 896
  4020. 00:50:55,010 --> 00:50:57,012
  4021. Give me the knife. Give me the knife.
  4022.  
  4023. 897
  4024. 00:50:57,096 --> 00:50:58,389
  4025. I'm coming, bro!
  4026.  
  4027. 898
  4028. 00:50:59,181 --> 00:51:03,185
  4029. All I wanted was to get married
  4030. and be happy.
  4031.  
  4032. 899
  4033. 00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:06,146
  4034. - Have a normal life.
  4035. - Nobody has a normal life, man.
  4036.  
  4037. 900
  4038. 00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:09,650
  4039. No, I know, but, like,
  4040. in the realm of normal.
  4041.  
  4042. 901
  4043. 00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:11,694
  4044. There's... There's a realm.
  4045.  
  4046. 902
  4047. 00:51:11,777 --> 00:51:15,155
  4048. So, your stepkid's a little evil.
  4049. It's not like it's the end of the world.
  4050.  
  4051. 903
  4052. 00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:18,450
  4053. Okay, maybe in this case, it actually is,
  4054. but I'm a stepdad, too.
  4055.  
  4056. 904
  4057. 00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:19,785
  4058. You know what that means?
  4059.  
  4060. 905
  4061. 00:51:19,868 --> 00:51:22,788
  4062. I would never leave you
  4063. on the battlefield. I wouldn't do it!
  4064.  
  4065. 906
  4066. 00:51:22,871 --> 00:51:26,583
  4067. You know, can we just try
  4068. walking in silence rest of the way?
  4069.  
  4070. 907
  4071. 00:51:26,667 --> 00:51:28,794
  4072. Yeah, man, no problem.
  4073. Was I talking too much?
  4074.  
  4075. 908
  4076. 00:51:28,877 --> 00:51:30,337
  4077. Total silence. No problem.
  4078.  
  4079. 909
  4080. 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:32,673
  4081. House is right up here.
  4082.  
  4083. 910
  4084. 00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:35,551
  4085. We made it. I'm home.
  4086.  
  4087. 911
  4088. 00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:38,595
  4089. - You're home. Jiggity jig.
  4090. - Shit.
  4091.  
  4092. 912
  4093. 00:51:41,807 --> 00:51:43,976
  4094. - That's not him, is it?
  4095. - Yeah.
  4096.  
  4097. 913
  4098. 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,145
  4099. He loves to swing.
  4100.  
  4101. 914
  4102. 00:51:47,021 --> 00:51:48,022
  4103. Okay.
  4104.  
  4105. 915
  4106. 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,859
  4107. All right, little brother.
  4108. I gotta get out of here.
  4109.  
  4110. 916
  4111. 00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:54,153
  4112. I'll catch you at work tomorrow,
  4113. all right? Cool.
  4114.  
  4115. 917
  4116. 00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:57,698
  4117. Wait. What happened to not leaving
  4118. a soldier on the battlefield?
  4119.  
  4120. 918
  4121. 00:51:57,781 --> 00:51:59,533
  4122. I'm not leaving you, man.
  4123.  
  4124. 919
  4125. 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:01,493
  4126. I'm not leaving you, like, forever.
  4127.  
  4128. 920
  4129. 00:52:02,161 --> 00:52:05,247
  4130. But right now, it's getting kinda late.
  4131. It's past my bedtime.
  4132.  
  4133. 921
  4134. 00:52:05,331 --> 00:52:07,875
  4135. I gotta get my snoozies in
  4136. 'cause I get real fucking cranky.
  4137.  
  4138. 922
  4139. 00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:10,627
  4140. You don't want to see me cranky,
  4141. do you, man? Take this.
  4142.  
  4143. 923
  4144. 00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:14,048
  4145. - Take it! Take it!
  4146. - What the hell am I gonna do with this?
  4147.  
  4148. 924
  4149. 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:15,632
  4150. - I don't know.
  4151. - He's just a kid.
  4152.  
  4153. 925
  4154. 00:52:15,716 --> 00:52:18,927
  4155. - You're a fucking warrior! I've got to go.
  4156. - What...
  4157.  
  4158. 926
  4159. 00:52:19,011 --> 00:52:21,847
  4160. I gotta do crosswalk duty
  4161. in the morning, man. I gotta go!
  4162.  
  4163. 927
  4164. 00:52:21,930 --> 00:52:22,930
  4165. Al!
  4166.  
  4167. 928
  4168. 00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:32,982
  4169. Oh, fuck.
  4170.  
  4171. 929
  4172. 00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:34,525
  4173. Oh, shit.
  4174.  
  4175. 930
  4176. 00:52:38,530 --> 00:52:41,575
  4177. You know, Gary really is
  4178. just the kindest man.
  4179.  
  4180. 931
  4181. 00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:43,660
  4182. He is so good to us.
  4183.  
  4184. 932
  4185. 00:52:44,203 --> 00:52:47,623
  4186. He hasn't totally got
  4187. the parenting thing... Gary!
  4188.  
  4189. 933
  4190. 00:52:47,706 --> 00:52:50,417
  4191. - Yeah?
  4192. - Gary! Hi. Come in, please.
  4193.  
  4194. 934
  4195. 00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:53,087
  4196. - You remember Wendy, from the party?
  4197. - Of course. Hello.
  4198.  
  4199. 935
  4200. 00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:56,882
  4201. And this is Mrs. Shaylock
  4202. from Child Protective Services.
  4203.  
  4204. 936
  4205. 00:52:57,508 --> 00:52:59,176
  4206. - Oh, hi. Hello.
  4207. - Hello.
  4208.  
  4209. 937
  4210. 00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:01,279
  4211. - Very nice to meet you. Yes.
  4212. - So nice to meet you.
  4213.  
  4214. 938
  4215. 00:53:01,303 --> 00:53:04,598
  4216. I am so sorry for being late.
  4217. I was racing home from work.
  4218.  
  4219. 939
  4220. 00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:09,103
  4221. - You work in a cornfield?
  4222. - No.
  4223.  
  4224. 940
  4225. 00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:10,896
  4226. - No.
  4227. - No.
  4228.  
  4229. 941
  4230. 00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:12,606
  4231. - I'm in real estate. And I...
  4232. - Oh.
  4233.  
  4234. 942
  4235. 00:53:13,816 --> 00:53:17,528
  4236. Go walking in cornfields at night,
  4237. sometimes to gather my thoughts.
  4238.  
  4239. 943
  4240. 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:21,073
  4241. Well, then I would love for you
  4242. to share them with us right now.
  4243.  
  4244. 944
  4245. 00:53:21,156 --> 00:53:23,742
  4246. - Mr. Bloom, please have a seat. Come on.
  4247. - Okay.
  4248.  
  4249. 945
  4250. 00:53:23,826 --> 00:53:25,411
  4251. Can I just... I'm sorry.
  4252.  
  4253. 946
  4254. 00:53:25,494 --> 00:53:29,832
  4255. I was just telling Miss Shaylock
  4256. how you are trying...
  4257.  
  4258. 947
  4259. 00:53:29,915 --> 00:53:30,999
  4260. - Gary?
  4261. - Yeah?
  4262.  
  4263. 948
  4264. 00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:35,295
  4265. How you are trying so hard
  4266. to reach out to Lucas.
  4267.  
  4268. 949
  4269. 00:53:35,379 --> 00:53:38,841
  4270. That's right. Yeah, yeah.
  4271. I'm... I am trying.
  4272.  
  4273. 950
  4274. 00:53:38,924 --> 00:53:41,343
  4275. It's always so hard for stepdads.
  4276.  
  4277. 951
  4278. 00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:44,096
  4279. Tell me, Mr. Bloom, all the things
  4280.  
  4281. 952
  4282. 00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:46,473
  4283. that you do with the dear boy.
  4284.  
  4285. 953
  4286. 00:53:47,099 --> 00:53:49,810
  4287. Uh, w-well, I've taken him to school...
  4288.  
  4289. 954
  4290. 00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:51,562
  4291. - School.
  4292. - And...
  4293.  
  4294. 955
  4295. 00:53:52,521 --> 00:53:55,774
  4296. I've tried talking to him a bunch
  4297. of times. You know?
  4298.  
  4299. 956
  4300. 00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:58,569
  4301. Gary helped plan Lucas' birthday party.
  4302.  
  4303. 957
  4304. 00:53:58,652 --> 00:54:01,738
  4305. The one with the burning clown
  4306. that traumatized all the children?
  4307.  
  4308. 958
  4309. 00:54:01,822 --> 00:54:03,023
  4310. Lucas really looks up to Gary.
  4311.  
  4312. 959
  4313. 00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:06,285
  4314. I mean, just tonight, he told me
  4315. that he didn't want to go to sleep
  4316.  
  4317. 960
  4318. 00:54:06,368 --> 00:54:08,162
  4319. until Gary tucked him in.
  4320.  
  4321. 961
  4322. 00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:10,164
  4323. But I just saw him outside on the swing.
  4324.  
  4325. 962
  4326. 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:13,333
  4327. Gary, don't be silly.
  4328. He is upstairs in his bedroom.
  4329.  
  4330. 963
  4331. 00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:14,918
  4332. It was the sweetest thing.
  4333.  
  4334. 964
  4335. 00:54:15,002 --> 00:54:17,880
  4336. He said in his little angel voice,
  4337. "Can Daddy please tuck me in?"
  4338.  
  4339. 965
  4340. 00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:19,757
  4341. - He called him "Daddy."
  4342. - What an angel.
  4343.  
  4344. 966
  4345. 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,592
  4346. Yeah, a fallen...
  4347.  
  4348. 967
  4349. 00:54:21,675 --> 00:54:25,262
  4350. asleep angel, which I am way too bushed
  4351. to put down tonight.
  4352.  
  4353. 968
  4354. 00:54:25,345 --> 00:54:27,639
  4355. - Go tuck your son in.
  4356. - He's probably asleep.
  4357.  
  4358. 969
  4359. 00:54:27,723 --> 00:54:30,976
  4360. He's probably awake
  4361. and waiting up for you to tuck him in.
  4362.  
  4363. 970
  4364. 00:54:31,059 --> 00:54:32,269
  4365. - Gary!
  4366. - All right.
  4367.  
  4368. 971
  4369. 00:54:36,648 --> 00:54:41,236
  4370. - "A little reluctant to tuck..."
  4371. - You don't need to write that down.
  4372.  
  4373. 972
  4374. 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:42,988
  4375. I'll be the judge of that.
  4376.  
  4377. 973
  4378. 00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:46,116
  4379. All right.
  4380.  
  4381. 974
  4382. 00:54:52,539 --> 00:54:54,833
  4383. Hey, the lights are burned out up here.
  4384.  
  4385. 975
  4386. 00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:57,085
  4387. There is a flashlight on the wall.
  4388.  
  4389. 976
  4390. 00:55:00,339 --> 00:55:02,216
  4391. This is fucking bullshit.
  4392.  
  4393. 977
  4394. 00:55:03,592 --> 00:55:04,676
  4395. All right.
  4396.  
  4397. 978
  4398. 00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:06,761
  4399. Here we go.
  4400.  
  4401. 979
  4402. 00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:11,266
  4403. He's a fucking five year old kid.
  4404. Nothing to be afraid of.
  4405.  
  4406. 980
  4407. 00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:14,394
  4408. Okay.
  4409.  
  4410. 981
  4411. 00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:16,730
  4412. All right.
  4413.  
  4414. 982
  4415. 00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:20,734
  4416. Shit.
  4417.  
  4418. 983
  4419. 00:55:21,693 --> 00:55:24,404
  4420. You marry a beautiful woman
  4421. and all hell breaks loose.
  4422.  
  4423. 984
  4424. 00:55:26,823 --> 00:55:27,950
  4425. All right.
  4426.  
  4427. 985
  4428. 00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:43,298
  4429. Hey, uh... hey, Lucas?
  4430.  
  4431. 986
  4432. 00:55:44,675 --> 00:55:46,260
  4433. You want me to tuck you in, buddy?
  4434.  
  4435. 987
  4436. 00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:51,056
  4437. Lucas, you in here?
  4438.  
  4439. 988
  4440. 00:55:53,642 --> 00:55:54,642
  4441. Jesus.
  4442.  
  4443. 989
  4444. 00:55:58,105 --> 00:55:59,231
  4445. Lucas?
  4446.  
  4447. 990
  4448. 00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:08,740
  4449. "Erutpar."
  4450.  
  4451. 991
  4452. 00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:12,077
  4453. <i>I'm Remi the Lion. Wanna play?</i>
  4454.  
  4455. 992
  4456. 00:56:14,746 --> 00:56:16,206
  4457. No, Remi, not right now.
  4458.  
  4459. 993
  4460. 00:56:17,457 --> 00:56:20,335
  4461. <i>I'm Remi the Lion. Wanna play?</i>
  4462.  
  4463. 994
  4464. 00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:26,008
  4465. <i>- </i><i>I'm Remi the Lion. Wanna play?</i>
  4466. - I told you, Remi, I don't wanna play.
  4467.  
  4468. 995
  4469. 00:56:26,758 --> 00:56:30,304
  4470. <i>I'm Remi the Lion. Wanna play?</i>
  4471.  
  4472. 996
  4473. 00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:34,725
  4474. Shut up.
  4475.  
  4476. 997
  4477. 00:56:34,808 --> 00:56:38,145
  4478. <i>You want to play?</i>
  4479.  
  4480. 998
  4481. 00:56:40,856 --> 00:56:42,024
  4482. Samantha? Somebody?
  4483.  
  4484. 999
  4485. 00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:43,275
  4486. Somebody, help!
  4487.  
  4488. 1000
  4489. 00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:49,156
  4490. - Why is it so hard for men?
  4491. - You have to demand more from him.
  4492.  
  4493. 1001
  4494. 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,532
  4495. Samantha? Somebody?
  4496.  
  4497. 1002
  4498. 00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:53,368
  4499. Try reading him a book, you sack of shit!
  4500.  
  4501. 1003
  4502. 00:56:54,703 --> 00:56:55,787
  4503. Shit.
  4504.  
  4505. 1004
  4506. 00:56:59,207 --> 00:57:00,751
  4507. Erutpar!
  4508.  
  4509. 1005
  4510. 00:57:54,096 --> 00:57:56,139
  4511. Erutpar!
  4512.  
  4513. 1006
  4514. 00:58:08,610 --> 00:58:12,155
  4515. Let me tell you. Whatever a child
  4516. is going through emotionally,
  4517.  
  4518. 1007
  4519. 00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:15,951
  4520. it's natural for them
  4521. to act out in physical ways.
  4522.  
  4523. 1008
  4524. 00:58:16,034 --> 00:58:19,913
  4525. Please remember,
  4526. it is never the child's fault.
  4527.  
  4528. 1009
  4529. 00:58:19,997 --> 00:58:23,083
  4530. No matter what happens,
  4531. it is never the child's fault.
  4532.  
  4533. 1010
  4534. 00:58:39,224 --> 00:58:41,601
  4535. It was very nice to meet you, Mrs. Bloom.
  4536.  
  4537. 1011
  4538. 00:58:41,685 --> 00:58:45,397
  4539. Of course, you know, I'm going to keep
  4540. a very close eye on you and your family.
  4541.  
  4542. 1012
  4543. 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:49,067
  4544. - Of course. It's fine.
  4545. - Very nice to meet you, too...
  4546.  
  4547. 1013
  4548. 00:58:49,151 --> 00:58:51,611
  4549. - Wendy.
  4550. - Wendy. Yes. You're parked in front of me.
  4551.  
  4552. 1014
  4553. 00:58:51,695 --> 00:58:52,779
  4554. Oh, I'll be right out.
  4555.  
  4556. 1015
  4557. 00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:54,948
  4558. Oh!
  4559.  
  4560. 1016
  4561. 00:58:59,453 --> 00:59:01,788
  4562. What was going on
  4563. with that idiot husband of yours?
  4564.  
  4565. 1017
  4566. 00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:05,167
  4567. No idea. I am so angry, I could scream.
  4568.  
  4569. 1018
  4570. 00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:09,004
  4571. Oh, it's him.
  4572. He must be too scared to come downstairs.
  4573.  
  4574. 1019
  4575. 00:59:09,921 --> 00:59:13,091
  4576. - Wendy, thank you for your support.
  4577. - Of course. Anytime!
  4578.  
  4579. 1020
  4580. 00:59:13,175 --> 00:59:16,595
  4581. I could not have done it without you.
  4582. Get that woman out of my driveway.
  4583.  
  4584. 1021
  4585. 00:59:16,678 --> 00:59:18,764
  4586. Happily.
  4587.  
  4588. 1022
  4589. 00:59:20,307 --> 00:59:22,517
  4590. Gary, what on earth are you doing?
  4591.  
  4592. 1023
  4593. 00:59:22,601 --> 00:59:26,354
  4594. <i>Your evil, freaky,
  4595. little son buried me in the backyard!</i>
  4596.  
  4597. 1024
  4598. 00:59:26,438 --> 00:59:27,731
  4599. Stop yelling, okay?
  4600.  
  4601. 1025
  4602. 00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:31,193
  4603. - You know I can't understand you when...
  4604. <i>- Your evil fucking son...</i>
  4605.  
  4606. 1026
  4607. 00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:34,237
  4608. Oh...
  4609.  
  4610. 1027
  4611. 00:59:42,496 --> 00:59:43,663
  4612. Lucas?
  4613.  
  4614. 1028
  4615. 00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:45,415
  4616. Honey?
  4617.  
  4618. 1029
  4619. 00:59:49,336 --> 00:59:50,712
  4620. So creative.
  4621.  
  4622. 1030
  4623. 00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:54,299
  4624. Gary? Where is Lucas?
  4625.  
  4626. 1031
  4627. 00:59:54,382 --> 00:59:58,386
  4628. <i>Okay, I'm sorry that I yelled before.
  4629. I'm getting a little oxygen deprived.</i>
  4630.  
  4631. 1032
  4632. 00:59:58,470 --> 00:59:59,805
  4633. What? Where are you?
  4634.  
  4635. 1033
  4636. 00:59:59,888 --> 01:00:01,098
  4637. <i>I'm in the backyard.</i>
  4638.  
  4639. 1034
  4640. 01:00:01,181 --> 01:00:04,518
  4641. <i>Bring a shovel and come as fast as you can
  4642. or I'm gonna die!</i>
  4643.  
  4644. 1035
  4645. 01:00:12,359 --> 01:00:15,529
  4646. Gary? Lucas?
  4647.  
  4648. 1036
  4649. 01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:21,576
  4650. That's it!
  4651.  
  4652. 1037
  4653. 01:00:21,660 --> 01:00:24,121
  4654. Time out, young man!
  4655.  
  4656. 1038
  4657. 01:00:34,673 --> 01:00:37,592
  4658. Oh, my God, Gary!
  4659. Gary, say something! Are you okay?
  4660.  
  4661. 1039
  4662. 01:00:37,676 --> 01:00:39,094
  4663. I...
  4664.  
  4665. 1040
  4666. 01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:40,177
  4667. want...
  4668.  
  4669. 1041
  4670. 01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:41,595
  4671. a divorce!
  4672.  
  4673. 1042
  4674. 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:43,348
  4675. Don't say that!
  4676.  
  4677. 1043
  4678. 01:00:43,431 --> 01:00:44,933
  4679. Get out of there, Gary.
  4680.  
  4681. 1044
  4682. 01:00:45,016 --> 01:00:46,893
  4683. Oh, can I? Thanks.
  4684.  
  4685. 1045
  4686. 01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:52,440
  4687. Gary, please don't overreact, okay?
  4688.  
  4689. 1046
  4690. 01:00:52,524 --> 01:00:54,818
  4691. - I know he didn't mean to...
  4692. - He didn't mean to?
  4693.  
  4694. 1047
  4695. 01:00:54,901 --> 01:00:56,945
  4696. He just wanted you to read him a book!
  4697.  
  4698. 1048
  4699. 01:00:57,571 --> 01:00:59,948
  4700. I'm pretty sure that's not what he wanted.
  4701.  
  4702. 1049
  4703. 01:01:00,031 --> 01:01:03,368
  4704. I should have insisted that you two spend
  4705. more time together before we got married.
  4706.  
  4707. 1050
  4708. 01:01:03,451 --> 01:01:07,706
  4709. Oh, yeah, that would have been great,
  4710. getting to know him a little bit better.
  4711.  
  4712. 1051
  4713. 01:01:07,789 --> 01:01:10,750
  4714. You've really outdone yourself, Gary.
  4715. Congratulations.
  4716.  
  4717. 1052
  4718. 01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:13,670
  4719. - I've tried reaching out.
  4720. - Tried? You drove him to school.
  4721.  
  4722. 1053
  4723. 01:01:13,753 --> 01:01:15,589
  4724. You've tried talking to him a few times.
  4725.  
  4726. 1054
  4727. 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,841
  4728. Excuse me if I didn't buy you
  4729. a dad of the year mug.
  4730.  
  4731. 1055
  4732. 01:01:17,924 --> 01:01:19,509
  4733. He buried me alive, Sam!
  4734.  
  4735. 1056
  4736. 01:01:19,593 --> 01:01:23,138
  4737. Children act out because they
  4738. don't know how to express their emotions.
  4739.  
  4740. 1057
  4741. 01:01:23,221 --> 01:01:25,724
  4742. You're the adult.
  4743. You were supposed to help him.
  4744.  
  4745. 1058
  4746. 01:01:25,807 --> 01:01:29,477
  4747. But you won't even want to look at my son,
  4748. because he's not yours!
  4749.  
  4750. 1059
  4751. 01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:31,605
  4752. - That is not why.
  4753. - Then why?
  4754.  
  4755. 1060
  4756. 01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:35,066
  4757. Because he's the fucking Antichrist, Sam!
  4758.  
  4759. 1061
  4760. 01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:36,484
  4761. That's why!
  4762.  
  4763. 1062
  4764. 01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:43,992
  4765. - Listen to me.
  4766. - No.
  4767.  
  4768. 1063
  4769. 01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:45,076
  4770. Sam!
  4771.  
  4772. 1064
  4773. 01:01:48,038 --> 01:01:49,039
  4774. Come on, Lucas.
  4775.  
  4776. 1065
  4777. 01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:52,875
  4778. Sam.
  4779.  
  4780. 1066
  4781. 01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:02,052
  4782. Oh, great.
  4783.  
  4784. 1067
  4785. 01:02:02,135 --> 01:02:04,346
  4786. Now it's raining blood, Sam!
  4787.  
  4788. 1068
  4789. 01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:06,181
  4790. Not cool, Lucas!
  4791.  
  4792. 1069
  4793. 01:02:06,264 --> 01:02:07,682
  4794. Not cool!
  4795.  
  4796. 1070
  4797. 01:02:10,310 --> 01:02:12,604
  4798. Fundamentals! Fundamentals!
  4799.  
  4800. 1071
  4801. 01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:17,192
  4802. It was awful.
  4803. Just the whole thing, indescribably awful.
  4804.  
  4805. 1072
  4806. 01:02:17,275 --> 01:02:20,195
  4807. I know what you mean, man.
  4808. We all been there.
  4809.  
  4810. 1073
  4811. 01:02:20,278 --> 01:02:21,321
  4812. No, you haven't.
  4813.  
  4814. 1074
  4815. 01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:22,864
  4816. Come on, Jeremy. Eye on the ball.
  4817.  
  4818. 1075
  4819. 01:02:23,531 --> 01:02:25,867
  4820. That's okay, buddy. There you go!
  4821.  
  4822. 1076
  4823. 01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:30,622
  4824. Look, I hate to say it, man, but I think
  4825. you might actually have to kill the kid.
  4826.  
  4827. 1077
  4828. 01:02:30,705 --> 01:02:32,207
  4829. No, I can't do it.
  4830.  
  4831. 1078
  4832. 01:02:32,290 --> 01:02:33,792
  4833. Gregory Peck did it in<i> The Omen.</i>
  4834.  
  4835. 1079
  4836. 01:02:33,875 --> 01:02:36,378
  4837. No, he didn't.
  4838. He got shot before he could do it.
  4839.  
  4840. 1080
  4841. 01:02:36,461 --> 01:02:39,965
  4842. And I'm pretty sure that everyone thought
  4843. he was an awful father after that.
  4844.  
  4845. 1081
  4846. 01:02:40,048 --> 01:02:42,384
  4847. Well, they already think that
  4848. about you, so...
  4849.  
  4850. 1082
  4851. 01:02:42,467 --> 01:02:44,719
  4852. - What? Who does? Who said that?
  4853. - Nobody.
  4854.  
  4855. 1083
  4856. 01:02:45,553 --> 01:02:48,265
  4857. - Just my wife and all her friends.
  4858. - What?
  4859.  
  4860. 1084
  4861. 01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:50,934
  4862. - The school board...
  4863. - Okay. Okay. All right.
  4864.  
  4865. 1085
  4866. 01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:54,562
  4867. I didn't want to tell you this,
  4868. 'cause I didn't want you to get jealous.
  4869.  
  4870. 1086
  4871. 01:02:55,647 --> 01:02:57,565
  4872. But I won the Dad ball this morning.
  4873.  
  4874. 1087
  4875. 01:02:58,483 --> 01:03:00,068
  4876. - What?
  4877. - Isn't that awesome?
  4878.  
  4879. 1088
  4880. 01:03:03,238 --> 01:03:06,074
  4881. Yeah. That's awesome.
  4882.  
  4883. 1089
  4884. 01:03:06,157 --> 01:03:08,785
  4885. It made me realize
  4886. that there's a lot to live for.
  4887.  
  4888. 1090
  4889. 01:03:08,868 --> 01:03:10,996
  4890. A lot of innocent people
  4891. are gonna go to hell.
  4892.  
  4893. 1091
  4894. 01:03:11,079 --> 01:03:14,124
  4895. - I know, I know.
  4896. - Maybe not totally innocent, but people!
  4897.  
  4898. 1092
  4899. 01:03:14,207 --> 01:03:15,875
  4900. - That's not cool!
  4901. - Okay. All right.
  4902.  
  4903. 1093
  4904. 01:03:18,003 --> 01:03:20,547
  4905. You know, you don't have to make it
  4906. look like you did it.
  4907.  
  4908. 1094
  4909. 01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:22,549
  4910. You could take him
  4911. to King Willie's Water Park.
  4912.  
  4913. 1095
  4914. 01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:27,679
  4915. Get him some floaties, fill 'em with sand,
  4916. push him down that big-ass slide.
  4917.  
  4918. 1096
  4919. 01:03:28,430 --> 01:03:31,224
  4920. Nature's gonna take its course.
  4921. That shit happens all the time.
  4922.  
  4923. 1097
  4924. 01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:34,311
  4925. - That place is a safety hazard.
  4926. - It has to be on hallowed ground.
  4927.  
  4928. 1098
  4929. 01:03:34,394 --> 01:03:38,315
  4930. I'm pretty sure that the water park
  4931. is hallowed ground. The pope blessed it.
  4932.  
  4933. 1099
  4934. 01:03:38,398 --> 01:03:40,525
  4935. Sam's never gonna let me
  4936. near him again anyway.
  4937.  
  4938. 1100
  4939. 01:03:40,608 --> 01:03:42,819
  4940. Go over there,
  4941. bring her some flowers, man.
  4942.  
  4943. 1101
  4944. 01:03:43,361 --> 01:03:46,114
  4945. Tell her you're sorry
  4946. that you called her kid the Antichrist.
  4947.  
  4948. 1102
  4949. 01:03:46,197 --> 01:03:49,576
  4950. I do that shit all the time.
  4951. Sometimes, he deserves it.
  4952.  
  4953. 1103
  4954. 01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:51,411
  4955. Marsupials!
  4956.  
  4957. 1104
  4958. 01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:06,468
  4959. - Hey.
  4960. - Hey.
  4961.  
  4962. 1105
  4963. 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:12,724
  4964. I am... really sorry about what I said.
  4965.  
  4966. 1106
  4967. 01:04:12,807 --> 01:04:15,352
  4968. You said some awful things. Awful things.
  4969.  
  4970. 1107
  4971. 01:04:15,435 --> 01:04:17,812
  4972. I want to turn this around, Sam.
  4973. I really do.
  4974.  
  4975. 1108
  4976. 01:04:17,896 --> 01:04:21,691
  4977. I want to be the man, the father,
  4978. that I know I can be.
  4979.  
  4980. 1109
  4981. 01:04:22,275 --> 01:04:23,777
  4982. I know it's his birthday today,
  4983.  
  4984. 1110
  4985. 01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:27,197
  4986. and I'd love if I could just have
  4987. a little father-son time with him.
  4988.  
  4989. 1111
  4990. 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:28,740
  4991. Maybe teach him to swim?
  4992.  
  4993. 1112
  4994. 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:53,139
  4995. Lucas doesn't know how to swim.
  4996.  
  4997. 1113
  4998. 01:04:54,974 --> 01:04:58,686
  4999. Well, that's what we're here for, Reeroy,
  5000. to teach Lucas how to swim.
  5001.  
  5002. 1114
  5003. 01:04:59,979 --> 01:05:01,648
  5004. Ready to go up that big one there?
  5005.  
  5006. 1115
  5007. 01:05:03,942 --> 01:05:05,026
  5008. Okay, how about this?
  5009.  
  5010. 1116
  5011. 01:05:05,110 --> 01:05:07,654
  5012. How about we, uh, go play around,
  5013. work up our courage?
  5014.  
  5015. 1117
  5016. 01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:08,988
  5017. Sound good, Reeroy?
  5018.  
  5019. 1118
  5020. 01:05:09,531 --> 01:05:12,492
  5021. All right. Don't worry, buddy.
  5022. We'll have a blast. Okay?
  5023.  
  5024. 1119
  5025. 01:05:12,575 --> 01:05:13,952
  5026. Let's go.
  5027.  
  5028. 1120
  5029. 01:05:14,828 --> 01:05:19,791
  5030. <i>♪ I can see clearly now
  5031. The rain is gone ♪</i>
  5032.  
  5033. 1121
  5034. 01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:27,757
  5035. <i>♪ I can see all obstacles in my way ♪</i>
  5036.  
  5037. 1122
  5038. 01:05:30,844 --> 01:05:35,473
  5039. <i>♪ Gone are the dark clouds
  5040. That had me blind ♪</i>
  5041.  
  5042. 1123
  5043. 01:05:36,182 --> 01:05:39,144
  5044. <i>- ♪ It's gonna be a bright ♪
  5045. - ♪ Bright ♪</i>
  5046.  
  5047. 1124
  5048. 01:05:39,227 --> 01:05:40,270
  5049. <i>- ♪ Bright ♪
  5050. - ♪ Bright ♪</i>
  5051.  
  5052. 1125
  5053. 01:05:40,353 --> 01:05:42,272
  5054. <i>♪ Sunshine-y day ♪</i>
  5055.  
  5056. 1126
  5057. 01:05:44,315 --> 01:05:47,235
  5058. <i>- ♪ It's gonna be a bright ♪
  5059. - ♪ Bright... ♪</i>
  5060.  
  5061. 1127
  5062. 01:05:47,318 --> 01:05:52,157
  5063. Oh, I'm dodging. I'm dodging.
  5064. Oh! Oh! Oh!
  5065.  
  5066. 1128
  5067. 01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:53,867
  5068. That's it! That's it!
  5069.  
  5070. 1129
  5071. 01:05:54,868 --> 01:05:57,704
  5072. I got you. Oh, I got you.
  5073.  
  5074. 1130
  5075. 01:05:57,787 --> 01:05:59,247
  5076. Oh, my God, are you laughing?
  5077.  
  5078. 1131
  5079. 01:05:59,914 --> 01:06:01,958
  5080. I don't think
  5081. I've ever seen you laugh before.
  5082.  
  5083. 1132
  5084. 01:06:07,589 --> 01:06:10,633
  5085. Aw, you and your son
  5086. look really cute together.
  5087.  
  5088. 1133
  5089. 01:06:11,676 --> 01:06:13,946
  5090. - Do you want me to take a picture?
  5091. - No, that's all right.
  5092.  
  5093. 1134
  5094. 01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:15,221
  5095. Really? It's no problem.
  5096.  
  5097. 1135
  5098. 01:06:16,055 --> 01:06:17,515
  5099. Sure. Yeah. Why not?
  5100.  
  5101. 1136
  5102. 01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:19,142
  5103. There you go.
  5104.  
  5105. 1137
  5106. 01:06:20,435 --> 01:06:21,978
  5107. Okay, lean in a little closer.
  5108.  
  5109. 1138
  5110. 01:06:23,354 --> 01:06:24,689
  5111. A little closer.
  5112.  
  5113. 1139
  5114. 01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:29,527
  5115. Great.
  5116.  
  5117. 1140
  5118. 01:06:30,195 --> 01:06:31,905
  5119. - There you go.
  5120. - Thanks.
  5121.  
  5122. 1141
  5123. 01:06:45,793 --> 01:06:48,046
  5124. Lucas is ready for the big slide now.
  5125.  
  5126. 1142
  5127. 01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:52,217
  5128. Are you sure? You know what?
  5129. We actually don't...
  5130.  
  5131. 1143
  5132. 01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:18,826
  5133. All right, listen, Lucas,
  5134. these are gonna help you float.
  5135.  
  5136. 1144
  5137. 01:07:18,910 --> 01:07:19,827
  5138. Hurry it up!
  5139.  
  5140. 1145
  5141. 01:07:19,911 --> 01:07:21,996
  5142. We're gonna be one minute.
  5143. It's his first time.
  5144.  
  5145. 1146
  5146. 01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:26,125
  5147. I know these feel heavy, Lucas,
  5148. but once they hit the water,
  5149.  
  5150. 1147
  5151. 01:07:26,209 --> 01:07:28,545
  5152. they're just gonna get much lighter, okay?
  5153.  
  5154. 1148
  5155. 01:07:32,632 --> 01:07:33,632
  5156. Listen to me.
  5157.  
  5158. 1149
  5159. 01:07:34,425 --> 01:07:35,593
  5160. You don't have to do this.
  5161.  
  5162. 1150
  5163. 01:07:35,677 --> 01:07:38,179
  5164. - Come on already!
  5165. - I told you he's not ready!
  5166.  
  5167. 1151
  5168. 01:07:38,263 --> 01:07:40,431
  5169. Do you understand? Oh!
  5170.  
  5171. 1152
  5172. 01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:41,641
  5173. Whoa!
  5174.  
  5175. 1153
  5176. 01:07:42,892 --> 01:07:44,352
  5177. Oh, no. Oh, my God.
  5178.  
  5179. 1154
  5180. 01:07:44,435 --> 01:07:46,604
  5181. What the hell am I doing?
  5182. Oh, what the hell?
  5183.  
  5184. 1155
  5185. 01:07:46,688 --> 01:07:48,314
  5186. God, I don't know if you're real.
  5187.  
  5188. 1156
  5189. 01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:51,526
  5190. If you are, you probably hate me,
  5191. but you gotta give me a sign here.
  5192.  
  5193. 1157
  5194. 01:07:51,609 --> 01:07:53,069
  5195. You gotta give me a sign.
  5196.  
  5197. 1158
  5198. 01:07:53,152 --> 01:07:54,529
  5199. You gotta give me a sign.
  5200.  
  5201. 1159
  5202. 01:07:54,612 --> 01:07:56,906
  5203. Give me a sign. Give me a sign.
  5204.  
  5205. 1160
  5206. 01:08:00,785 --> 01:08:03,538
  5207. Oh, my God, that's it.
  5208. That's it! That's it!
  5209.  
  5210. 1161
  5211. 01:08:04,872 --> 01:08:06,207
  5212. Lucas!
  5213.  
  5214. 1162
  5215. 01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:08,334
  5216. It is a pretty sweet waterslide.
  5217.  
  5218. 1163
  5219. 01:08:10,295 --> 01:08:11,295
  5220. Lucas!
  5221.  
  5222. 1164
  5223. 01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:42,869
  5224. Oh, my God, Lucas!
  5225.  
  5226. 1165
  5227. 01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:45,413
  5228. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
  5229.  
  5230. 1166
  5231. 01:08:45,496 --> 01:08:46,623
  5232. Oh.
  5233.  
  5234. 1167
  5235. 01:08:46,706 --> 01:08:49,334
  5236. Oh, I'm never taking
  5237. my eyes off you again. Okay?
  5238.  
  5239. 1168
  5240. 01:08:49,417 --> 01:08:51,336
  5241. - Okay.
  5242. - Okay.
  5243.  
  5244. 1169
  5245. 01:08:51,419 --> 01:08:52,754
  5246. I promise.
  5247.  
  5248. 1170
  5249. 01:08:52,837 --> 01:08:54,088
  5250. Oh, my God.
  5251.  
  5252. 1171
  5253. 01:08:55,089 --> 01:08:58,384
  5254. You okay?
  5255.  
  5256. 1172
  5257. 01:08:58,468 --> 01:09:00,386
  5258. - You want to do it again?
  5259. - No.
  5260.  
  5261. 1173
  5262. 01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:03,222
  5263. Okay. Yeah. Me neither.
  5264.  
  5265. 1174
  5266. 01:09:08,728 --> 01:09:10,730
  5267. I'm sorry we lost Reeroy...
  5268.  
  5269. 1175
  5270. 01:09:11,648 --> 01:09:13,358
  5271. your evil goat puppet.
  5272.  
  5273. 1176
  5274. 01:09:15,068 --> 01:09:16,986
  5275. We'll find you another one, all right?
  5276.  
  5277. 1177
  5278. 01:09:20,198 --> 01:09:21,198
  5279. Gary.
  5280.  
  5281. 1178
  5282. 01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:28,623
  5283. - Yes, Lucas?
  5284. - I'm sorry I buried you in the backyard.
  5285.  
  5286. 1179
  5287. 01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:32,001
  5288. That's all right, I get it.
  5289.  
  5290. 1180
  5291. 01:09:33,628 --> 01:09:35,296
  5292. Sorry I put sand in your floaties.
  5293.  
  5294. 1181
  5295. 01:09:36,047 --> 01:09:38,633
  5296. That's okay. I get it.
  5297.  
  5298. 1182
  5299. 01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:43,554
  5300. I guess I haven't been
  5301. a very good stepdad, have I?
  5302.  
  5303. 1183
  5304. 01:09:44,555 --> 01:09:46,182
  5305. You're still here.
  5306.  
  5307. 1184
  5308. 01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:55,400
  5309. Uh... Lucas, can I tell you something?
  5310. Something I've never told anyone?
  5311.  
  5312. 1185
  5313. 01:09:56,567 --> 01:09:59,862
  5314. Did you know that
  5315. I never knew my father growing up?
  5316.  
  5317. 1186
  5318. 01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:02,532
  5319. He split on me when I was just a baby.
  5320.  
  5321. 1187
  5322. 01:10:03,741 --> 01:10:08,413
  5323. So, when I was 20 years old,
  5324. I decided to go find him.
  5325.  
  5326. 1188
  5327. 01:10:09,622 --> 01:10:10,998
  5328. And when I finally did,
  5329.  
  5330. 1189
  5331. 01:10:11,082 --> 01:10:16,546
  5332. he told me that I was a worthless loser
  5333. who would never do anything with his life.
  5334.  
  5335. 1190
  5336. 01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:20,883
  5337. You know what I decided?
  5338.  
  5339. 1191
  5340. 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:24,178
  5341. That I didn't have to listen to my dad.
  5342.  
  5343. 1192
  5344. 01:10:26,097 --> 01:10:28,933
  5345. You know, Lucas,
  5346. I don't care who your real dad is
  5347.  
  5348. 1193
  5349. 01:10:29,016 --> 01:10:33,730
  5350. or if you were spawned from a cult ritual.
  5351. You are you.
  5352.  
  5353. 1194
  5354. 01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:38,776
  5355. And you can be
  5356. whoever you want to be, okay?
  5357.  
  5358. 1195
  5359. 01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:43,947
  5360. Daddy?
  5361.  
  5362. 1196
  5363. 01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:47,618
  5364. Yeah, Lucas?
  5365.  
  5366. 1197
  5367. 01:10:47,702 --> 01:10:49,829
  5368. I don't want you to die anymore.
  5369.  
  5370. 1198
  5371. 01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:52,331
  5372. I don't want you to die anymore, either.
  5373.  
  5374. 1199
  5375. 01:10:52,415 --> 01:10:56,669
  5376. And you're right. My real dad
  5377. isn't a really good influence on me.
  5378.  
  5379. 1200
  5380. 01:10:57,795 --> 01:10:59,338
  5381. No, I don't think he is.
  5382.  
  5383. 1201
  5384. 01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:04,969
  5385. Hold on. Do you... know your real dad?
  5386.  
  5387. 1202
  5388. 01:11:05,052 --> 01:11:08,890
  5389. Well, sometimes he talks to me
  5390. through my toys and the TV.
  5391.  
  5392. 1203
  5393. 01:11:08,973 --> 01:11:12,435
  5394. That's a really good reason
  5395. to limit your TV time.
  5396.  
  5397. 1204
  5398. 01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:16,731
  5399. And he said he wants full "custoty."
  5400.  
  5401. 1205
  5402. 01:11:16,814 --> 01:11:18,649
  5403. Do you know what that means?
  5404.  
  5405. 1206
  5406. 01:11:19,567 --> 01:11:21,360
  5407. Yeah. Yeah, it's not good.
  5408.  
  5409. 1207
  5410. 01:11:21,444 --> 01:11:24,697
  5411. Listen, your mom and I
  5412. will never let that happen.
  5413.  
  5414. 1208
  5415. 01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:26,783
  5416. Do you understand? I promise.
  5417.  
  5418. 1209
  5419. 01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:31,120
  5420. It's an Amber Alert.
  5421.  
  5422. 1210
  5423. 01:11:33,164 --> 01:11:34,832
  5424. Wait, that's my license.
  5425.  
  5426. 1211
  5427. 01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:37,960
  5428. Shit.
  5429.  
  5430. 1212
  5431. 01:11:38,044 --> 01:11:41,130
  5432. Lucas, finish your ice cream.
  5433. We got to go.
  5434.  
  5435. 1213
  5436. 01:11:44,175 --> 01:11:45,510
  5437. - Hands in the air!
  5438. - Okay.
  5439.  
  5440. 1214
  5441. 01:11:45,593 --> 01:11:46,928
  5442. - What did I do?
  5443. - Keep 'em up!
  5444.  
  5445. 1215
  5446. 01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:49,472
  5447. You can go to hell!
  5448.  
  5449. 1216
  5450. 01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:52,475
  5451. Don't say that to the officers!
  5452. We're working on our manners.
  5453.  
  5454. 1217
  5455. 01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:53,810
  5456. Arms behind your back.
  5457.  
  5458. 1218
  5459. 01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:56,312
  5460. Officer, I think there's a mistake,
  5461. I'm his step...
  5462.  
  5463. 1219
  5464. 01:11:56,896 --> 01:11:58,731
  5465. Ow! What are you doing?
  5466.  
  5467. 1220
  5468. 01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:04,654
  5469. My, my, my, my, my.
  5470. What a scene. What a scene.
  5471.  
  5472. 1221
  5473. 01:12:04,737 --> 01:12:07,073
  5474. Thank you, officers. A job very well done.
  5475.  
  5476. 1222
  5477. 01:12:07,156 --> 01:12:09,408
  5478. - The boy is safe now.
  5479. - What are you doing here?
  5480.  
  5481. 1223
  5482. 01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:11,702
  5483. We told you we were gonna
  5484. keep an eye on you.
  5485.  
  5486. 1224
  5487. 01:12:11,786 --> 01:12:15,081
  5488. Oh, Mr. Bloom, you've disappointed us.
  5489. We thought you were the one.
  5490.  
  5491. 1225
  5492. 01:12:15,748 --> 01:12:17,625
  5493. "We"? Who... Who's "we"?
  5494.  
  5495. 1226
  5496. 01:12:17,708 --> 01:12:19,919
  5497. You come with me now, sweet pea.
  5498.  
  5499. 1227
  5500. 01:12:20,002 --> 01:12:24,048
  5501. - The reverend will be so glad to see you.
  5502. - I don't want to!
  5503.  
  5504. 1228
  5505. 01:12:24,131 --> 01:12:26,926
  5506. The reverend? No. You can't take him!
  5507. He's just a child!
  5508.  
  5509. 1229
  5510. 01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:31,848
  5511. Sure he is. And I'm just a sweet little
  5512. old lady who evolved from an amoeba.
  5513.  
  5514. 1230
  5515. 01:12:31,931 --> 01:12:34,058
  5516. - Get in the car.
  5517. - No, you can't do this!
  5518.  
  5519. 1231
  5520. 01:12:36,561 --> 01:12:37,770
  5521. Daddy!
  5522.  
  5523. 1232
  5524. 01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:39,313
  5525. Daddy, help!
  5526.  
  5527. 1233
  5528. 01:12:39,397 --> 01:12:41,440
  5529. - Daddy!
  5530. - I'm coming to get you, buddy.
  5531.  
  5532. 1234
  5533. 01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:44,318
  5534. - Come on, get in the car.
  5535. - Lucas!
  5536.  
  5537. 1235
  5538. 01:12:52,910 --> 01:12:56,455
  5539. All right, back up. Come on, back it up.
  5540.  
  5541. 1236
  5542. 01:12:58,457 --> 01:13:00,251
  5543. Holy fuck!
  5544.  
  5545. 1237
  5546. 01:13:15,099 --> 01:13:16,100
  5547. Hi, Gar.
  5548.  
  5549. 1238
  5550. 01:13:16,183 --> 01:13:18,769
  5551. <i>Hey, it's me. They took Lucas.</i>
  5552.  
  5553. 1239
  5554. 01:13:20,938 --> 01:13:23,482
  5555. - Who took Lucas?
  5556. - The CPS lady.
  5557.  
  5558. 1240
  5559. 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:26,402
  5560. But it's not my fault, I swear.
  5561. Now, look...
  5562.  
  5563. 1241
  5564. 01:13:27,028 --> 01:13:29,989
  5565. She's taking him to the reverend,
  5566. who I think is a cult leader.
  5567.  
  5568. 1242
  5569. 01:13:30,072 --> 01:13:33,451
  5570. <i>Okay, and they think that Lucas is evil,
  5571. which m-may or may not be true,</i>
  5572.  
  5573. 1243
  5574. 01:13:33,534 --> 01:13:36,579
  5575. because, let's face it, in life,
  5576. he's gonna make his own choices,
  5577.  
  5578. 1244
  5579. 01:13:36,662 --> 01:13:37,997
  5580. no matter who his father is.
  5581.  
  5582. 1245
  5583. 01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:40,291
  5584. Gary, you don't know
  5585. what you're talking about.
  5586.  
  5587. 1246
  5588. 01:13:40,374 --> 01:13:42,793
  5589. I'm talking about free will, Sam!
  5590.  
  5591. 1247
  5592. 01:13:42,877 --> 01:13:46,339
  5593. And I'm talking about him being able
  5594. to be whoever he wants to be.
  5595.  
  5596. 1248
  5597. 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:50,843
  5598. Now, look, I need you to call the police
  5599. and settle just a minor Amber Alert.
  5600.  
  5601. 1249
  5602. 01:13:53,596 --> 01:13:55,264
  5603. Hello, my dear. Time to go.
  5604.  
  5605. 1250
  5606. 01:13:55,848 --> 01:13:58,100
  5607. - I am not going anywhere with you.
  5608. - Sam?
  5609.  
  5610. 1251
  5611. 01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:01,604
  5612. Samantha?
  5613.  
  5614. 1252
  5615. 01:14:01,687 --> 01:14:02,772
  5616. No!
  5617.  
  5618. 1253
  5619. 01:14:02,855 --> 01:14:03,916
  5620. - Take her to the car.
  5621. - Gary!
  5622.  
  5623. 1254
  5624. 01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:05,983
  5625. - Sam!
  5626. - Gary!
  5627.  
  5628. 1255
  5629. 01:14:06,067 --> 01:14:09,362
  5630. No! No! No!
  5631.  
  5632. 1256
  5633. 01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:12,865
  5634. She's feisty. Find the knife.
  5635. It's here somewhere.
  5636.  
  5637. 1257
  5638. 01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:15,576
  5639. <i>Sam? Samantha?!</i>
  5640.  
  5641. 1258
  5642. 01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:17,912
  5643. Sam? Shit!
  5644.  
  5645. 1259
  5646. 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:25,670
  5647. Hey. Hey. Psst. You!
  5648.  
  5649. 1260
  5650. 01:14:26,671 --> 01:14:28,315
  5651. No, I can't be quiet.
  5652. You have to come here.
  5653.  
  5654. 1261
  5655. 01:14:28,339 --> 01:14:30,883
  5656. Open this door. Right now! Come on!
  5657.  
  5658. 1262
  5659. 01:14:32,218 --> 01:14:33,302
  5660. Come...
  5661.  
  5662. 1263
  5663. 01:14:34,762 --> 01:14:36,597
  5664. Hey, you gotta open this door.
  5665.  
  5666. 1264
  5667. 01:14:36,681 --> 01:14:39,058
  5668. Okay? My son's in trouble.
  5669. I have to save him.
  5670.  
  5671. 1265
  5672. 01:14:39,141 --> 01:14:42,019
  5673. Come on! Open the door! Right now! Please!
  5674.  
  5675. 1266
  5676. 01:14:46,148 --> 01:14:47,942
  5677. Holy shit. Thank you.
  5678.  
  5679. 1267
  5680. 01:14:50,027 --> 01:14:53,322
  5681. I gotta go, but I owe you one. Okay?
  5682.  
  5683. 1268
  5684. 01:14:56,325 --> 01:14:57,618
  5685. Save the child.
  5686.  
  5687. 1269
  5688. 01:14:57,702 --> 01:14:59,412
  5689. He is our only hope.
  5690.  
  5691. 1270
  5692. 01:15:13,134 --> 01:15:15,720
  5693. - You can do this!
  5694. - Don't give up!
  5695.  
  5696. 1271
  5697. 01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:37,992
  5698. Hey. Hey, hi!
  5699.  
  5700. 1272
  5701. 01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:40,661
  5702. Jeremy, what's up?
  5703. Is your dad around, by any chance?
  5704.  
  5705. 1273
  5706. 01:15:40,745 --> 01:15:43,539
  5707. No, my dad left so he could
  5708. bang hot women and get high.
  5709.  
  5710. 1274
  5711. 01:15:43,622 --> 01:15:45,249
  5712. Okay. How about your stepdad?
  5713.  
  5714. 1275
  5715. 01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:48,753
  5716. - Thanks, buddy. Gar, what's up?
  5717. - Hey. Good to see you.
  5718.  
  5719. 1276
  5720. 01:15:48,836 --> 01:15:49,962
  5721. Um...
  5722.  
  5723. 1277
  5724. 01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:52,298
  5725. - Listen, can you help me saw these off?
  5726. - Shit.
  5727.  
  5728. 1278
  5729. 01:15:52,381 --> 01:15:54,902
  5730. - They're uncomfortable.
  5731. - I been meaning to talk to you anyway.
  5732.  
  5733. 1279
  5734. 01:15:54,967 --> 01:15:56,427
  5735. Let's hit the man cave pronto.
  5736.  
  5737. 1280
  5738. 01:16:03,350 --> 01:16:04,643
  5739. Check this out.
  5740.  
  5741. 1281
  5742. 01:16:05,478 --> 01:16:09,023
  5743. It seems to say that the evil child
  5744. is not Satan himself,
  5745.  
  5746. 1282
  5747. 01:16:09,106 --> 01:16:10,399
  5748. but a portal to Satan.
  5749.  
  5750. 1283
  5751. 01:16:10,941 --> 01:16:13,819
  5752. And that by killing him,
  5753. that portal will open,
  5754.  
  5755. 1284
  5756. 01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:16,280
  5757. and the real Satan
  5758. can then enter his body,
  5759.  
  5760. 1285
  5761. 01:16:16,363 --> 01:16:18,032
  5762. and the end of the world will ensue.
  5763.  
  5764. 1286
  5765. 01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:21,744
  5766. That's what he was saying about
  5767. his real father wanting full custody.
  5768.  
  5769. 1287
  5770. 01:16:21,827 --> 01:16:23,496
  5771. Shit, dude, that's never good.
  5772.  
  5773. 1288
  5774. 01:16:24,205 --> 01:16:27,500
  5775. Those guys, Gozamel and the reverend,
  5776. they wanted me to kill Lucas.
  5777.  
  5778. 1289
  5779. 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:29,960
  5780. Right, to bring on the apocalypse.
  5781.  
  5782. 1290
  5783. 01:16:30,044 --> 01:16:32,925
  5784. - But now that you dropped that ball...
  5785. - They're gonna do it themselves.
  5786.  
  5787. 1291
  5788. 01:16:33,130 --> 01:16:35,341
  5789. - But they have to do it...
  5790. - On hallowed ground.
  5791.  
  5792. 1292
  5793. 01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:37,968
  5794. - Yeah.
  5795. - If we knew where that was, we could...
  5796.  
  5797. 1293
  5798. 01:16:38,052 --> 01:16:41,180
  5799. The nunnery. Al, the nunnery.
  5800. That's why the reverend bought it.
  5801.  
  5802. 1294
  5803. 01:16:41,263 --> 01:16:44,058
  5804. He's gonna have, like,
  5805. a blowout party, sacrifice Lucas
  5806.  
  5807. 1295
  5808. 01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:45,601
  5809. and open up the doors of hell.
  5810.  
  5811. 1296
  5812. 01:16:47,186 --> 01:16:48,771
  5813. Doesn't parenting suck?
  5814.  
  5815. 1297
  5816. 01:16:48,854 --> 01:16:49,980
  5817. Yes!
  5818.  
  5819. 1298
  5820. 01:16:50,564 --> 01:16:52,233
  5821. The place is basically a fortress.
  5822.  
  5823. 1299
  5824. 01:16:52,316 --> 01:16:54,318
  5825. There's no way we're gonna be able
  5826. to get in there.
  5827.  
  5828. 1300
  5829. 01:16:56,278 --> 01:16:58,359
  5830. - What are you doing?
  5831. - It takes a village, you know?
  5832.  
  5833. 1301
  5834. 01:16:58,989 --> 01:17:00,908
  5835. But how are we gonna get in there?
  5836.  
  5837. 1302
  5838. 01:17:00,991 --> 01:17:05,037
  5839. They say there's a reason for everything,
  5840. don't they? I think I found my reason.
  5841.  
  5842. 1303
  5843. 01:17:10,334 --> 01:17:12,920
  5844. <i>♪ A modern day warrior
  5845. Mean, mean stride ♪</i>
  5846.  
  5847. 1304
  5848. 01:17:13,003 --> 01:17:15,923
  5849. <i>♪ Today's Tom Sawyer
  5850. Mean, mean pride ♪</i>
  5851.  
  5852. 1305
  5853. 01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:29,186
  5854. Whoa, that's a big truck.
  5855.  
  5856. 1306
  5857. 01:17:29,270 --> 01:17:31,730
  5858. - No, it's a small truck.
  5859. - With big tires.
  5860.  
  5861. 1307
  5862. 01:17:31,814 --> 01:17:34,608
  5863. - Is this vehicle equipped with airbags?
  5864. - Let's ride, bitches!
  5865.  
  5866. 1308
  5867. 01:17:39,321 --> 01:17:43,117
  5868. <i>♪ Though his mind is not for rent
  5869. Don't put him down as arrogant ♪</i>
  5870.  
  5871. 1309
  5872. 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:45,411
  5873. - Al, can you go any faster?
  5874. - Hang on!
  5875.  
  5876. 1310
  5877. 01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:18,027
  5878. Did you really think
  5879. you could hide from me...
  5880.  
  5881. 1311
  5882. 01:18:18,611 --> 01:18:22,615
  5883. go off and marry some fool
  5884. and try to forget?
  5885.  
  5886. 1312
  5887. 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:30,164
  5888. This is your destiny.
  5889.  
  5890. 1313
  5891. 01:18:35,085 --> 01:18:37,963
  5892. The end is our destiny!
  5893.  
  5894. 1314
  5895. 01:18:42,426 --> 01:18:43,510
  5896. Oh!
  5897.  
  5898. 1315
  5899. 01:18:44,929 --> 01:18:46,305
  5900. Oh, fuck!
  5901.  
  5902. 1316
  5903. 01:18:46,847 --> 01:18:50,142
  5904. Turn off the vehicle.
  5905. Come out with your hands in the air.
  5906.  
  5907. 1317
  5908. 01:18:50,226 --> 01:18:51,435
  5909. What the shit is that?
  5910.  
  5911. 1318
  5912. 01:18:51,518 --> 01:18:54,563
  5913. Okay, there may be a bit of
  5914. an Amber Alert out on me,
  5915.  
  5916. 1319
  5917. 01:18:54,647 --> 01:18:56,357
  5918. but it's a mistake, I swear.
  5919.  
  5920. 1320
  5921. 01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:59,485
  5922. Can I say at this point?
  5923. I think we might be doing something wrong.
  5924.  
  5925. 1321
  5926. 01:18:59,568 --> 01:19:01,779
  5927. We're not doing anything wrong. Okay?
  5928.  
  5929. 1322
  5930. 01:19:01,862 --> 01:19:04,990
  5931. And Lucas, he's not Satan.
  5932. He's just a portal to Satan.
  5933.  
  5934. 1323
  5935. 01:19:05,074 --> 01:19:08,118
  5936. And good parenting,
  5937. it's about keeping that portal shut.
  5938.  
  5939. 1324
  5940. 01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:10,120
  5941. Man, that's so true.
  5942.  
  5943. 1325
  5944. 01:19:10,204 --> 01:19:11,247
  5945. - Yeah.
  5946. - Yeah.
  5947.  
  5948. 1326
  5949. 01:19:11,330 --> 01:19:13,415
  5950. Those guys, they can't stop us.
  5951.  
  5952. 1327
  5953. 01:19:13,499 --> 01:19:15,042
  5954. Nobody can stop us.
  5955.  
  5956. 1328
  5957. 01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:16,335
  5958. You know why?
  5959.  
  5960. 1329
  5961. 01:19:17,002 --> 01:19:18,337
  5962. Because this is my destiny.
  5963.  
  5964. 1330
  5965. 01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:20,923
  5966. - I'm with you 100%, man!
  5967. - Yeah, me too!
  5968.  
  5969. 1331
  5970. 01:19:21,006 --> 01:19:22,967
  5971. So you're sure
  5972. we're doing the right thing?
  5973.  
  5974. 1332
  5975. 01:19:23,050 --> 01:19:24,843
  5976. - Yeah! Yes, we are.
  5977. - Yes!
  5978.  
  5979. 1333
  5980. 01:19:24,927 --> 01:19:26,553
  5981. Let's go blow up that nunnery!
  5982.  
  5983. 1334
  5984. 01:19:26,637 --> 01:19:27,637
  5985. - Yeah!
  5986. - Ah!
  5987.  
  5988. 1335
  5989. 01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:31,350
  5990. - Al? Do you think we can make it?
  5991. - Are you kidding me, bro? Hold on!
  5992.  
  5993. 1336
  5994. 01:19:42,194 --> 01:19:43,445
  5995. Fuck!
  5996.  
  5997. 1337
  5998. 01:19:54,331 --> 01:19:56,000
  5999. Brothers and sisters,
  6000.  
  6001. 1338
  6002. 01:19:57,793 --> 01:20:01,797
  6003. the time has come
  6004. to revel in the glory of the rapture.
  6005.  
  6006. 1339
  6007. 01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:02,965
  6008. Behold.
  6009.  
  6010. 1340
  6011. 01:20:03,048 --> 01:20:05,342
  6012. He who knows no bounds to evil.
  6013.  
  6014. 1341
  6015. 01:20:06,510 --> 01:20:08,971
  6016. The one, the only...
  6017.  
  6018. 1342
  6019. 01:20:09,638 --> 01:20:10,764
  6020. the Antichrist!
  6021.  
  6022. 1343
  6023. 01:20:18,522 --> 01:20:19,982
  6024. - Fuck!
  6025. - Don't stop. Keep going!
  6026.  
  6027. 1344
  6028. 01:20:20,065 --> 01:20:21,900
  6029. Dude, I'm not stopping for anything, man!
  6030.  
  6031. 1345
  6032. 01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:25,696
  6033. - The fence! The fence! The fence!
  6034. - Whoa! Whoa!
  6035.  
  6036. 1346
  6037. 01:20:30,617 --> 01:20:33,054
  6038. - We don't have much time!
  6039. - Gozer said it has to happen by six.
  6040.  
  6041. 1347
  6042. 01:20:33,078 --> 01:20:34,705
  6043. We've got five minutes!
  6044.  
  6045. 1348
  6046. 01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:39,335
  6047. - It's locked, guys.
  6048. - Fuck!
  6049.  
  6050. 1349
  6051. 01:20:39,418 --> 01:20:41,628
  6052. There's a window!
  6053. We can break it and go through it.
  6054.  
  6055. 1350
  6056. 01:20:41,712 --> 01:20:43,964
  6057. Come on, give it a try!
  6058.  
  6059. 1351
  6060. 01:20:45,382 --> 01:20:48,719
  6061. - Get up. Put it up.
  6062. - Come on. Come on!
  6063.  
  6064. 1352
  6065. 01:20:48,802 --> 01:20:50,721
  6066. - Put it up.
  6067. - All right, higher.
  6068.  
  6069. 1353
  6070. 01:20:50,804 --> 01:20:51,847
  6071. Guys, I have the key.
  6072.  
  6073. 1354
  6074. 01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:55,142
  6075. Guys, I'm a real estate agent.
  6076. I have the key!
  6077.  
  6078. 1355
  6079. 01:20:56,393 --> 01:20:57,770
  6080. I'm the Keymaster.
  6081.  
  6082. 1356
  6083. 01:20:58,270 --> 01:21:00,564
  6084. - Well, then open the door, dipshit.
  6085. - Okay.
  6086.  
  6087. 1357
  6088. 01:21:03,359 --> 01:21:04,359
  6089. Ah...
  6090.  
  6091. 1358
  6092. 01:21:04,610 --> 01:21:05,610
  6093. Okay, got it.
  6094.  
  6095. 1359
  6096. 01:21:08,530 --> 01:21:11,784
  6097. - Come on, let's go!
  6098. - Go, go, go!
  6099.  
  6100. 1360
  6101. 01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:15,454
  6102. You! You were never meant to be the one...
  6103.  
  6104. 1361
  6105. 01:21:17,247 --> 01:21:18,665
  6106. Nice punch, Gary.
  6107.  
  6108. 1362
  6109. 01:21:18,749 --> 01:21:21,460
  6110. Yeah, you really laid out
  6111. that very tiny woman.
  6112.  
  6113. 1363
  6114. 01:21:21,543 --> 01:21:23,420
  6115. Maybe take it easy on the old ladies, huh?
  6116.  
  6117. 1364
  6118. 01:21:23,504 --> 01:21:25,589
  6119. - Big Guy might be watching.
  6120. - Come on, guys.
  6121.  
  6122. 1365
  6123. 01:21:31,387 --> 01:21:32,513
  6124. Or not.
  6125.  
  6126. 1366
  6127. 01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:40,604
  6128. Guys.
  6129.  
  6130. 1367
  6131. 01:21:53,575 --> 01:21:55,619
  6132. The time is close, my son.
  6133.  
  6134. 1368
  6135. 01:21:56,662 --> 01:21:58,497
  6136. Yours is the greatest sacrifice.
  6137.  
  6138. 1369
  6139. 01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:02,626
  6140. You are but a vessel for greatness!
  6141.  
  6142. 1370
  6143. 01:22:03,627 --> 01:22:07,047
  6144. Kill the child!
  6145. Kill the child! Kill the child!
  6146.  
  6147. 1371
  6148. 01:22:07,131 --> 01:22:09,550
  6149. Kill the child! Kill the child!
  6150.  
  6151. 1372
  6152. 01:22:29,445 --> 01:22:31,530
  6153. - Hey. Psst.
  6154. - Get away from me!
  6155.  
  6156. 1373
  6157. 01:22:32,364 --> 01:22:34,867
  6158. It's me.
  6159.  
  6160. 1374
  6161. 01:22:36,201 --> 01:22:38,245
  6162. - What are you doing?
  6163. - We're here to save you.
  6164.  
  6165. 1375
  6166. 01:22:38,328 --> 01:22:40,539
  6167. - Get up there and do something.
  6168. - Right.
  6169.  
  6170. 1376
  6171. 01:22:40,622 --> 01:22:41,957
  6172. The time has come!
  6173.  
  6174. 1377
  6175. 01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:44,918
  6176. - Ten, nine, eight...
  6177. - They're gonna kill him, Gar!
  6178.  
  6179. 1378
  6180. 01:22:45,002 --> 01:22:46,879
  6181. - Seven, six.
  6182. - Heads up.
  6183.  
  6184. 1379
  6185. 01:22:46,962 --> 01:22:48,839
  6186. Five, four...
  6187.  
  6188. 1380
  6189. 01:22:48,922 --> 01:22:51,925
  6190. - It's all up to you now, buddy.
  6191. - Three, two, one!
  6192.  
  6193. 1381
  6194. 01:22:52,009 --> 01:22:54,511
  6195. The time has come
  6196. to open the gates of hell!
  6197.  
  6198. 1382
  6199. 01:22:56,263 --> 01:22:57,681
  6200. Gary, now!
  6201.  
  6202. 1383
  6203. 01:23:06,607 --> 01:23:07,441
  6204. Oh, my God.
  6205.  
  6206. 1384
  6207. 01:23:07,524 --> 01:23:09,443
  6208. Go, go, go, go, go!
  6209.  
  6210. 1385
  6211. 01:23:10,777 --> 01:23:13,322
  6212. - Get away!
  6213. - No, look! It's us!
  6214.  
  6215. 1386
  6216. 01:23:13,405 --> 01:23:14,698
  6217. We met at the party.
  6218.  
  6219. 1387
  6220. 01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:15,866
  6221. - I'm Larry.
  6222. - Al?
  6223.  
  6224. 1388
  6225. 01:23:15,949 --> 01:23:17,451
  6226. - It's us.
  6227. - It was, like, a Tuesday.
  6228.  
  6229. 1389
  6230. 01:23:18,744 --> 01:23:19,912
  6231. You messing with my boy?
  6232.  
  6233. 1390
  6234. 01:23:19,995 --> 01:23:23,332
  6235. Because you mess with my boy,
  6236. you mess with me!
  6237.  
  6238. 1391
  6239. 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:28,587
  6240. As for the rest of you,
  6241. you should be ashamed of yourselves.
  6242.  
  6243. 1392
  6244. 01:23:28,670 --> 01:23:29,671
  6245. Really, all of you.
  6246.  
  6247. 1393
  6248. 01:23:29,755 --> 01:23:33,926
  6249. I think you need to do
  6250. some real soul searching.
  6251.  
  6252. 1394
  6253. 01:23:34,927 --> 01:23:39,348
  6254. Look yourselves in the mirror and say,
  6255. "Is this who I really want..."
  6256.  
  6257. 1395
  6258. 01:23:39,431 --> 01:23:40,474
  6259. Oh, shit.
  6260.  
  6261. 1396
  6262. 01:23:40,557 --> 01:23:43,143
  6263. "to... be...?"
  6264.  
  6265. 1397
  6266. 01:23:44,019 --> 01:23:45,145
  6267. Oh, shit.
  6268.  
  6269. 1398
  6270. 01:23:45,854 --> 01:23:47,397
  6271. Hey, Lucas?
  6272.  
  6273. 1399
  6274. 01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:49,691
  6275. You okay, buddy?
  6276.  
  6277. 1400
  6278. 01:24:07,876 --> 01:24:09,169
  6279. Lucas!
  6280.  
  6281. 1401
  6282. 01:24:09,670 --> 01:24:10,670
  6283. Lucas!
  6284.  
  6285. 1402
  6286. 01:24:12,172 --> 01:24:13,172
  6287. Lucas!
  6288.  
  6289. 1403
  6290. 01:24:19,096 --> 01:24:21,139
  6291. I got you, buddy! I got you!
  6292.  
  6293. 1404
  6294. 01:24:22,391 --> 01:24:24,226
  6295. Let me go!
  6296.  
  6297. 1405
  6298. 01:24:24,309 --> 01:24:27,020
  6299. - No!
  6300. - You must let me go!
  6301.  
  6302. 1406
  6303. 01:24:27,104 --> 01:24:28,897
  6304. No! I won't!
  6305.  
  6306. 1407
  6307. 01:24:31,567 --> 01:24:33,735
  6308. - Daddy?
  6309. - Yes, Lucas?
  6310.  
  6311. 1408
  6312. 01:24:34,861 --> 01:24:36,071
  6313. I'm scared.
  6314.  
  6315. 1409
  6316. 01:24:36,738 --> 01:24:38,156
  6317. Don't be scared, sweetie.
  6318.  
  6319. 1410
  6320. 01:24:39,241 --> 01:24:43,704
  6321. - I got you.
  6322. - Let him go!
  6323.  
  6324. 1411
  6325. 01:24:51,628 --> 01:24:54,840
  6326. Okay, maybe a little fear
  6327. is totally justified,
  6328.  
  6329. 1412
  6330. 01:24:54,923 --> 01:24:56,550
  6331. but I'm not letting you go!
  6332.  
  6333. 1413
  6334. 01:24:56,633 --> 01:24:58,010
  6335. I'm never letting go, buddy!
  6336.  
  6337. 1414
  6338. 01:24:58,093 --> 01:25:01,096
  6339. - Why?
  6340. - Because I'm your father!
  6341.  
  6342. 1415
  6343. 01:25:01,179 --> 01:25:02,723
  6344. And I love you!
  6345.  
  6346. 1416
  6347. 01:25:02,806 --> 01:25:05,684
  6348. You're his stepfather!
  6349.  
  6350. 1417
  6351. 01:25:15,569 --> 01:25:16,862
  6352. I'm not leaving you!
  6353.  
  6354. 1418
  6355. 01:25:27,873 --> 01:25:29,166
  6356. Fuck!
  6357.  
  6358. 1419
  6359. 01:25:30,542 --> 01:25:31,710
  6360. Oh, my God.
  6361.  
  6362. 1420
  6363. 01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:33,545
  6364. - You okay?
  6365. - Yeah.
  6366.  
  6367. 1421
  6368. 01:25:34,421 --> 01:25:35,881
  6369. - Gary.
  6370. - Gary.
  6371.  
  6372. 1422
  6373. 01:25:42,346 --> 01:25:43,346
  6374. Lucas!
  6375.  
  6376. 1423
  6377. 01:25:45,098 --> 01:25:46,141
  6378. Gary!
  6379.  
  6380. 1424
  6381. 01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:51,730
  6382. - I'm sorry.
  6383. - I'm so sorry.
  6384.  
  6385. 1425
  6386. 01:26:00,530 --> 01:26:01,530
  6387. Oh, my God!
  6388.  
  6389. 1426
  6390. 01:26:03,700 --> 01:26:05,077
  6391. - Help him up!
  6392. - Come on.
  6393.  
  6394. 1427
  6395. 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:06,578
  6396. - Easy.
  6397. - All right.
  6398.  
  6399. 1428
  6400. 01:26:10,415 --> 01:26:11,541
  6401. Let him breathe.
  6402.  
  6403. 1429
  6404. 01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:13,919
  6405. That's some Indiana Jones shit, dawg.
  6406.  
  6407. 1430
  6408. 01:26:14,419 --> 01:26:17,297
  6409. Holy shit. Oh, my God.
  6410.  
  6411. 1431
  6412. 01:26:17,381 --> 01:26:20,008
  6413. He's probably got minor scrapes,
  6414. but you know...
  6415.  
  6416. 1432
  6417. 01:26:20,467 --> 01:26:23,053
  6418. - It's 'cause of us. It's 'cause of us.
  6419. - We did good.
  6420.  
  6421. 1433
  6422. 01:26:23,136 --> 01:26:27,099
  6423. Hon, you told me when you're a parent,
  6424. you hope for the best,
  6425.  
  6426. 1434
  6427. 01:26:27,182 --> 01:26:28,475
  6428. but prepare for the worst.
  6429.  
  6430. 1435
  6431. 01:26:28,558 --> 01:26:30,727
  6432. - Yeah.
  6433. - Please tell me that was it.
  6434.  
  6435. 1436
  6436. 01:26:32,104 --> 01:26:34,064
  6437. You did it.
  6438.  
  6439. 1437
  6440. 01:26:34,147 --> 01:26:35,941
  6441. You really came through for us.
  6442.  
  6443. 1438
  6444. 01:26:36,775 --> 01:26:38,026
  6445. You're the one, baby.
  6446.  
  6447. 1439
  6448. 01:26:38,735 --> 01:26:40,028
  6449. You were always the one.
  6450.  
  6451. 1440
  6452. 01:26:40,612 --> 01:26:41,697
  6453. I love you.
  6454.  
  6455. 1441
  6456. 01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:47,035
  6457. I love you, too.
  6458.  
  6459. 1442
  6460. 01:26:49,663 --> 01:26:51,944
  6461. I wish I had a bonding moment
  6462. like this with my son.
  6463.  
  6464. 1443
  6465. 01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:55,794
  6466. - Not exactly like this.
  6467. - A milkshake with two straws.
  6468.  
  6469. 1444
  6470. 01:26:55,877 --> 01:26:58,678
  6471. No, I know, a Little League game,
  6472. like, a ball game or something.
  6473.  
  6474. 1445
  6475. 01:26:58,755 --> 01:26:59,589
  6476. I mean, there was fucking...
  6477.  
  6478. 1446
  6479. 01:26:59,715 --> 01:27:01,383
  6480. The child must die!
  6481.  
  6482. 1447
  6483. 01:27:01,466 --> 01:27:02,718
  6484. - Mom!
  6485. - Come on.
  6486.  
  6487. 1448
  6488. 01:27:06,388 --> 01:27:09,099
  6489. Oh, shit!
  6490.  
  6491. 1449
  6492. 01:27:09,558 --> 01:27:11,852
  6493. Don't ever fuck with my kid again!
  6494.  
  6495. 1450
  6496. 01:27:12,436 --> 01:27:13,812
  6497. - Okay.
  6498. - That's bad-ass.
  6499.  
  6500. 1451
  6501. 01:27:13,895 --> 01:27:17,065
  6502. They both punch really well, like,
  6503. when people run up to them in churches.
  6504.  
  6505. 1452
  6506. 01:27:17,149 --> 01:27:19,229
  6507. Can we get out of here?
  6508. I just wanna get out of here.
  6509.  
  6510. 1453
  6511. 01:27:20,026 --> 01:27:21,027
  6512. Yeah.
  6513.  
  6514. 1454
  6515. 01:27:21,111 --> 01:27:22,821
  6516. - I think we go.
  6517. - Okay, let's go.
  6518.  
  6519. 1455
  6520. 01:27:23,572 --> 01:27:26,700
  6521. Let's go, guys.
  6522. Come on. Tomorrow's a new day.
  6523.  
  6524. 1456
  6525. 01:27:26,783 --> 01:27:28,184
  6526. - Yeah.
  6527. - Oh, boy.
  6528.  
  6529. 1457
  6530. 01:27:28,785 --> 01:27:30,386
  6531. You know, this might sound weird,
  6532.  
  6533. 1458
  6534. 01:27:30,454 --> 01:27:33,915
  6535. but I think maybe
  6536. we should go get some ice cream.
  6537.  
  6538. 1459
  6539. 01:27:33,999 --> 01:27:36,084
  6540. I still have my kid's backpack
  6541. in my trunk.
  6542.  
  6543. 1460
  6544. 01:27:36,168 --> 01:27:38,420
  6545. We go get ice cream,
  6546. and then all shit in it.
  6547.  
  6548. 1461
  6549. 01:27:38,503 --> 01:27:41,631
  6550. - I can shit in your backpack now.
  6551. - Yeah, sure, why not?
  6552.  
  6553. 1462
  6554. 01:27:41,715 --> 01:27:44,634
  6555. I already shit my pants, though.
  6556. I don't know if I have any left.
  6557.  
  6558. 1463
  6559. 01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:00,650
  6560. All right, you guys are up next.
  6561.  
  6562. 1464
  6563. 01:28:00,734 --> 01:28:02,861
  6564. - No, no, no. We're not ready.
  6565. - Yes, we are.
  6566.  
  6567. 1465
  6568. 01:28:02,944 --> 01:28:05,572
  6569. - Dad, we're fine.
  6570. - Okay, best of luck to both you guys.
  6571.  
  6572. 1466
  6573. 01:28:06,239 --> 01:28:09,868
  6574. Lucas, we are not ready yet.
  6575. I haven't adjusted the steering column.
  6576.  
  6577. 1467
  6578. 01:28:09,951 --> 01:28:12,329
  6579. - The brakes...
  6580. - Stop worrying, okay?
  6581.  
  6582. 1468
  6583. 01:28:12,412 --> 01:28:15,415
  6584. - Okay. All right.
  6585. - You just have to trust me.
  6586.  
  6587. 1469
  6588. 01:28:15,499 --> 01:28:16,500
  6589. I trust you.
  6590.  
  6591. 1470
  6592. 01:28:16,583 --> 01:28:18,960
  6593. - And I'm driving.
  6594. - What?
  6595.  
  6596. 1471
  6597. 01:28:19,044 --> 01:28:21,213
  6598. No, no, no. You can't drive. You're six.
  6599.  
  6600. 1472
  6601. 01:28:22,881 --> 01:28:25,801
  6602. All right, just don't turn too hard
  6603. in either direction, okay?
  6604.  
  6605. 1473
  6606. 01:28:25,884 --> 01:28:27,469
  6607. Just try to keep it steady.
  6608.  
  6609. 1474
  6610. 01:28:27,552 --> 01:28:29,137
  6611. Whoa!
  6612.  
  6613. 1475
  6614. 01:28:29,221 --> 01:28:31,389
  6615. Look at the cool design on that one!
  6616.  
  6617. 1476
  6618. 01:28:31,473 --> 01:28:34,643
  6619. I'm not gonna lie, man.
  6620. That's pretty fucking rad, bro!
  6621.  
  6622. 1477
  6623. 01:28:34,726 --> 01:28:36,311
  6624. - There they go! Let's go!
  6625. - Shit!
  6626.  
  6627. 1478
  6628. 01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:39,981
  6629. - Hey! Who wants it more, baby?
  6630. - Go defense!
  6631.  
  6632. 1479
  6633. 01:28:40,065 --> 01:28:42,108
  6634. Go, Gary! Go, Lucas!
  6635.  
  6636. 1480
  6637. 01:28:43,443 --> 01:28:45,445
  6638. Not too much! Back the other way!
  6639.  
  6640. 1481
  6641. 01:28:46,321 --> 01:28:49,950
  6642. Hang on, Dad.
  6643. Things are just about to get interesting.
  6644.  
  6645. 1482
  6646. 01:28:50,033 --> 01:28:52,327
  6647. - Lucas! Lucas!
  6648. - Yeah!
  6649.  
  6650. 1483
  6651. 01:28:59,918 --> 01:29:03,797
  6652. <i>♪ Walk right in
  6653. All you sinners and saints ♪</i>
  6654.  
  6655. 1484
  6656. 01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:07,384
  6657. <i>♪ Tonight's the night
  6658. We're gonna take off these chains ♪</i>
  6659.  
  6660. 1485
  6661. 01:29:07,467 --> 01:29:09,386
  6662. <i>♪ Some wounds ♪</i>
  6663.  
  6664. 1486
  6665. 01:29:09,469 --> 01:29:12,639
  6666. <i>♪ Will never mend ♪</i>
  6667.  
  6668. 1487
  6669. 01:29:15,851 --> 01:29:19,688
  6670. <i>♪ It came with a warning
  6671. Now we're all out of time ♪</i>
  6672.  
  6673. 1488
  6674. 01:29:19,771 --> 01:29:23,567
  6675. <i>♪ This romance with ignorance
  6676. Has left us behind ♪</i>
  6677.  
  6678. 1489
  6679. 01:29:23,650 --> 01:29:24,901
  6680. <i>♪ Sit back ♪</i>
  6681.  
  6682. 1490
  6683. 01:29:25,569 --> 01:29:28,864
  6684. <i>♪ Relax, begin ♪</i>
  6685.  
  6686. 1491
  6687. 01:29:31,575 --> 01:29:33,743
  6688. <i>♪ It's too early for surrender ♪</i>
  6689.  
  6690. 1492
  6691. 01:29:33,827 --> 01:29:35,787
  6692. <i>♪ Too late for a prayer ♪</i>
  6693.  
  6694. 1493
  6695. 01:29:35,871 --> 01:29:39,708
  6696. <i>♪ We can't go to hell
  6697. If we're already there ♪</i>
  6698.  
  6699. 1494
  6700. 01:29:39,791 --> 01:29:41,793
  6701. <i>♪ They say the end is coming ♪</i>
  6702.  
  6703. 1495
  6704. 01:29:41,876 --> 01:29:43,753
  6705. <i>♪ And I need to prepare ♪</i>
  6706.  
  6707. 1496
  6708. 01:29:43,837 --> 01:29:47,799
  6709. <i>♪ We can't go to Hell
  6710. If we're already there ♪</i>
  6711.  
  6712. 1497
  6713. 01:29:55,473 --> 01:29:59,853
  6714. <i>♪ It's no mystery, what can I say?
  6715. We're blind by design ♪</i>
  6716.  
  6717. 1498
  6718. 01:29:59,936 --> 01:30:03,356
  6719. <i>♪ And history keeps getting paid
  6720. To change its mind ♪</i>
  6721.  
  6722. 1499
  6723. 01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:05,358
  6724. <i>♪ Some wounds ♪</i>
  6725.  
  6726. 1500
  6727. 01:30:05,442 --> 01:30:08,653
  6728. <i>♪ Will never mend ♪</i>
  6729.  
  6730. 1501
  6731. 01:30:11,698 --> 01:30:15,869
  6732. <i>♪ Divided by deception
  6733. But together we must rise ♪</i>
  6734.  
  6735. 1502
  6736. 01:30:15,952 --> 01:30:19,205
  6737. <i>♪ Deafened by the naive
  6738. While we silence the wise ♪</i>
  6739.  
  6740. 1503
  6741. 01:30:19,289 --> 01:30:21,416
  6742. <i>♪ So sit back ♪</i>
  6743.  
  6744. 1504
  6745. 01:30:21,499 --> 01:30:24,502
  6746. <i>♪ Relax, begin ♪</i>
  6747.  
  6748. 1505
  6749. 01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:29,633
  6750. <i>♪ It's too early for surrender ♪</i>
  6751.  
  6752. 1506
  6753. 01:30:29,716 --> 01:30:31,718
  6754. <i>♪ Too late for a prayer ♪</i>
  6755.  
  6756. 1507
  6757. 01:30:31,801 --> 01:30:35,680
  6758. <i>♪ We can't go to hell
  6759. If we're already there ♪</i>
  6760.  
  6761. 1508
  6762. 01:30:35,764 --> 01:30:37,682
  6763. <i>♪ They say the end is coming ♪</i>
  6764.  
  6765. 1509
  6766. 01:30:37,766 --> 01:30:39,726
  6767. <i>♪ And I need to prepare ♪</i>
  6768.  
  6769. 1510
  6770. 01:30:39,809 --> 01:30:43,730
  6771. <i>♪ We can't go to hell
  6772. If we're already there ♪</i>
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