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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #630
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- >The guy that owns the castle wasn't too thrilled that I torn him up to bits, no, not one bit, nor were his castle guards, he decided against going after me after that however, all he did was go back into the castle and chilled, that was until he couldn't find his daughter...
- >Count : "Oh goodness, where is she? Hope she's not in her room on that computer device of hers..."
- >He searched to go look for her in her room, and found the door was wide open, she was not in there.
- >Count : "Oh blimey, what have I done? I hope she is still in the castle... Perhaps I should check on Valentino, I wonder if I should try to apologise to that guy."
- >This is where I fucked up, I forgot to lock my door while getting my groove on with the lady.
- >Count : "Val I am sorry about what... What are you doing!?"
- >Me and the lady ignored the count, we just kept on going at it, we were so close.
- >Count : "Get off of my daughter right now, Val!!"
- >Val : "This is your daughter?"
- >Rebecca : "Dad, I'm trying to have fun, leave me alone!!"
- >Count : "You listen to me, I want you to sto-"
- >Rebecca slammed the door with her powers in his face and locked it, and she kept fucking me, then we both climaxed together, it was so wonderful! I just wanted to have more of it, I wanted more of her.
- >Count : "Valentino, I was going to apologise, but now..."
- >The door had flung open with incredible force, he then tried to grab me but I had shoved him off of me, then he punched my glasses... Nobody punches my glasses...
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- >Meanwhile, downstairs by all the jewelry and cash, my girls are busy stealing the last of the shit and gathering it all in bags, like I told them to, the guard that was with Cecilia got himself knocked out and tied up, she hit him with a vase, clever girl, then they gathered the bags and hid them nicely just like I told them to, and everything went well, but I hads to take care of this father figure and grab myself a new employee... But, there was a catch, remember when I said I was only gonna stay here in this place for a bit, but we instead stayed here a bit longer than we planned? Well, that catch took the form of some demons entering in the party and causing a ruckus downstairs, scaring all the guests, that's not what bothered me, what really got to me is not only they got my stash of goody good good bags of jewels and cash, but they were also with somebody, that somebody happened to be another overlord, this overlord was a friend of Danny, the guy I just killed. So not only I gotta off this dad, but also that overlord and his minions as well.
- >Val : "You got guts, Count... I was gonna let you off easy, but now you really got me pissed, I'm gonna take good care of your pretty little girl, and don't worry, she'll have somewhere nice to staaaayyyyy."
- >Me and the count fought in a very dimly lit bedroom for a little while and I received a few bruises and scratch marks, but I got the better of him and I held him up high and grabbed my gun out.
- >Rebecca : "Stop!!"
- >Count : "R-R-Rebecca, save yourself..."
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- >Count : "Have you forgotten who I am? I am Furfur, I am a count! What do you think you are doing Val?"
- >Val : "Look, why don't we cool off for a moment, sorry about getting all freaky on your ass, let's talk it out."
- >Furfur : "Very well, now put me down!"
- >I regain my composure and set the guy down, I notice a faint noise outside and then a few screams.
- >Val : "What the fuck was that?"
- >Furfur : "I'll go look, just keep my daughter safe."
- >Val : "....... Fine."
- >Rebecca : "You hurt my dad, what the fuck Val, what were you thinking?"
- >Val : "I wasn't, I lost my temper is all."
- >Rebecca : "And what was that thing you-"
- >Val : "Forget it."
- >My beautiful girls downstairs hid themselves where the jewelry was kept, in the back of the castle, then the guard guy woke up and got his restrains loose and then he found one of my girls and grabbed her, they both went into some closet and that lady freaked out for a second.
- >Guard : "Hey, that wasn't very cool by the way, what were you doing? Hmmm?"
- >Cecilia : "I just... I mean..."
- >Guard : "You were trying to steal something, I know, but now I'm gonna protect you, it's dangerous out there, there's some demons out there that're wrecking the place up."
- >Cecilia : "Why though? After what I did?"
- >Guard : "Because, it's my responsibility."
- >Cecilia : "Oh I get it, you like me don't ya?"
- >Guard : "Actually I admire you, that stunt you pulled was impressive, but no, I have to protect the people in this castle, even if you took from here."
- >Cecilia : "Whhyyyy, uh... Okay then."
- >Guard : "I'm Mack, what's yours?"
- >Cecilia : "Cecilia."
- >Mack : "Well, nice name, Cecilia."
- >Cecilia : "Hey um, about that thing earlier, I am very sorry for what I did."
- >Mack : "Oh, am I supposed to believe you?"
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- >The count made his way down to the guest party, can't say he was ready to see what was in it.
- >Furfur : "You, what is the meaning of all of this? This is MY home! How dare you!"
- >Tragedy : "So unfortunate... That it all had to come down to all of this..."
- >Comedy : "I actually find it rather amusing, brother."
- >Furfur : "Oh no, it's YOU...."
- >Tragedy : "Why yes, tis is us, quite a party you had going on here, must've been quite nice before it got... up in flames."
- >Comedy : "We're sorry, where are our manners, here let's give this party a warm welcome."
- >The twins started burning down the castle and one of them cried while the other one laughed, those two were always odd balls...
- >Meanwhile back in the bedroom.
- >Val : "Lady look, I feel so badly about earlier, want to start over?"
- >Rebecca : "I hope you liked it!"
- >Val : "Rebecca, please, look at me."
- >Rebecca : "Ugh, fine."
- >I kissed her and she wrapped her hands around me and felt warm and she kissed back, we both laid in bed together and felt each other with the blankets now covering ourselves, we got into a horny mood all over again.
- >Rebecca : "Oh you..."
- >Val : "You look so hot."
- >Rebecca : "Thank you."
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- >Val : "Rebecca, do you love me?"
- >Rebecca : "Yes."
- >Val : "Why?"
- >Rebecca : "Well, you are kind, and you made me feel things that I never thought I could feel, you went out of your way to some nobody as far as you knew and you made them feel like somebody."
- >Val : "You don't mean that, you're just saying that stuff."
- >Rebecca : "What? Why would I make that up? You were, you were nice to me!"
- >Val : "Rebecca, I- Oh shit, ummm."
- >Rebecca : "What?"
- >Val : "I shouldn't be doing this, to you or to your father, and I had forgotten about my boy friend."
- >Rebecca : "You have a boy friend? You?"
- >Val : "Why yes, and he happens to be quite a nice guy."
- >Rebecca : "Ditch him, just stay with me, you complete me, and besides, gay relationships always end up badly."
- >Val : "You fucking whore!"
- >Rebecca : "What? They do..."
- >Val : "It's so easy for you to say when you never get to go out anywhere and is always taught to hate gay stuff!"
- >Rebecca : "You don't need that fag, you need a girl like me."
- >Val : "Fag? Why you little piece of garbage, his name is VOX! And don't call him that, ever!"
- >I fucking made a dastardly mistake, and I accept it, as nothing more than that, just one tragic mistake, no, it's almost funny to me, she doesn't get what she wants, so that makes it even, plus I put her in her place, it's like a mixture of comedy and tragedy... That's what her death felt like, when I killed her, you know what else is both tragic and comedic? The fucker that I'm about to fucking meet next...
- >Val : "Now if you'll excuse me, madam, I got a party to get to."
- >I walked down the steps, then into the party and then I saw the overlord, standing tall with his henchmen, the henchmen were all wearing outfits, like they belonged in a play.
- >Comedy : "Hiiiiii, glad you could make it, Valentino! Yaaayyyy! Ahahahahahahahahaha!"
- >Val : "Y-y-you..."
- >Tragedy : "Hi, it's nice of you to join us..."
- >Tragedy & Comedy : "Let's get on with the SHHHOOOWWW!!"
- >Val : "Alrighty..."
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- >Me and the theatrical overlord battle it out while roaring flames grow throughout the castle, I almost don't seem to care that things are getting heated in here, all that matters is this fight, I'm not even positive why we are- no I know why, cause this bitch deserves it for wrecking my splendid evening... I hate his- I mean, BOTH of their guts just for that.
- >Tragedy : "Feeling sad yet?"
- >Tragedy's eyes begin to glow and everything fades to black and all of a sudden, I'm on a stage in an empty dimly lit theater, the spot light turns on and lights up the stage and we battle out more, I try to grab both of their throats but suddenly I feel like I can't do anything, I feel so down all of a sudden, but where is this coming from? Did the fuckers put a spell over me? It must've been... I try to fight it off, and I battle the overlord the best I possibly can, I managed to hurt the guy a little bit and then comedy's eyes flashed while the other's eyes went dark, then as if I was high off drugs, I just felt weakened and I started laughing my ass off, I got flash backs of the stuff that made me laugh even harder, but I got up from the ground and dodged their attack.
- >Val : "Ha! You both suck!"
- >Comedy : "Pffpffpfttt, yeah dude? Let's see how long you last first."
- >I try to dodge the attacks while in a fit of laughter, it was crazy, the guy was fucking fast, I barely stood a chance, but I managed to kick the comedian in the face, then both of their eyes glowed and they turned into their full demon form. It was fucking hidious, geez.
- >Tragedy : "Gonna cry?"
- >Comedy : "Sorry, looks like we're having the last laugh, bug boy! Die!"
- >Val : "Tch, you both need to get laid."
- >I turn into my full demon form and we both fight on the stage, there is quite a ton of blood everywhere, we pay no mind to it though, there's no way we're stopping.
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