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  1. IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
  2. IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
  3. IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
  4. IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
  5. IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
  6. IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
  7. IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
  8. IronChef Foicite: potatos last for ever, man
  9. IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
  10. IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
  11. IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
  12. IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
  13. IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
  14. IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
  15. IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
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