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- Back to the greentext ROOTS you say Betty? Aight.
- >Day 115 in Equestria.
- >The moring sun, burning with the force of a thousand suns, pierces your eyelids.
- >You awaken feeling nowhere near like P. Diddy.
- >Trudging to bathroom, complete morning routine.
- >Open fridge in kitchen. Find only condiments and Applejack Daniels.
- >Breakfast of champions.
- >Sudden knocking at the door. Look through the peephole.
- >It's just your Rainbro.
- >"Sup bro?", "Nada bro. Usual breakfast I see.", she replies eying the bottles of Jack and ketchup in your hands.
- >"Don't judge me, here.", handing her the bottle of Jack. She takes a huge swig.
- >"Ahhh, thanks bro. Just stopping by on my way to cloud duty to see if we're still on for movies and booze." She repiles hoofing the bottle back to you.
- >"Fo sho", raising your fist. Brohoof as she flies off to work.
- >Ok gonna need more booze and real food.
- >Open door, resist dinosaur. Look around for Fluttershy traps.
- >All clear.
- >Walking along the tree lined, SNIFF, path to the mark, SNIFF, et. Trying to tip toe past Fluttershy's house. AH-CHOO! Shit.
- >Fucking Allergies.
- >With the speed of Kenyans Flutters burst though the door of her house and zoomed up to you. Jimmies status: Rustled
- >"Oh dear, Anon you seem to have the sniffles.", offering you a hankie.
- >Snatching it out of her hoof and holding it up to blow your nose. Hey this smells like chlorofoooooooooo...
- >K.O.
- 1/2
- >"Wake up boy!" SPLASH! Icy water hits your face. Your hands bound to the top of a pole over your head. Shirt missing.
- >Looking over your shoulder you see Fluttah holding a whip in her teeth. "Bondage isn't my fetish Flu" SNAP!! "AHH FUCK! WHAT THE HELL" SNAP! "AAAGH!"
- >"You don't speak Toby! I own you!" she yells. "Huh waa, Fluttars I'm not Tob" KER-SNAP
- >"AAGGH SHIT BITCH!" you cry out. "Bondage isn't my fetis" KERSNAP! "Your name is Toby!" SNAPSNAPSNAP
- >"OW! What the shit Flutters? I'm not fucking Toby" SNAP
- >"Yo name is Toby, boi!", the whip slinging back for another strike.
- >"A-A-ANNNO--NNN!", CRACK!!
- >"TOBY!", flipping her head back for another strike. Suddenly Slavershy is tackled by a familiar blue blur.
- >With a one two hoof punch combo Flutts is knocked the fuck out. Whattabro
- >Rainbro trotting up towards you, wings popping open at the sight of your half nakedness. "Looks like I got here just in time.", she says with a sly grin.
- >"Hey bro get me down from here." you ask looking back at her. "Not 'till I get mine Anon."
- >"W-what? Hey bro come on, quit j-joking." She leans down to retrieve the fallen whip.
- >"S&M is MY fetish Anon.", her wings almost pulsing they're so rigid. "Now, shut the fuck up Toby."
- >why Rainbro why
- 2/2
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