Mandibuzz @ Leftovers
Ability: Overcoat
- Foul Play
- Roost
- Defog
- Whirlwind

Doublade @ Eviolite
Ability: No Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Careful Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
- Gyro Ball
- Toxic

Slowbro @ Leftovers
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 232 Def / 24 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Ice Beam
- Thunder Wave
- Slack Off

Charizard-Mega-X @ Charizardite X
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 248 HP / 100 Def / 160 Spe
Impish Nature
- Will-O-Wisp
- Flare Blitz
- Roost
- Earthquake

Clefable @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 200 Def / 56 SpD
Calm Nature
- Moonblast
- Heal Bell
- Wish
- Protect

contracted AIDS (Mandibuzz) @ Leftovers
Ability: Overcoat
- Foul Play
- Roost
- Defog
- Whirlwind

earns 77 cents (Doublade) (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: No Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Careful Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
- Gyro Ball
- Toxic

can't get abortion (Slowbro) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 232 Def / 24 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Ice Beam
- Thunder Wave
- Slack Off

cheats on wife (Charizard-Mega-X) (M) @ Charizardite X
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 248 HP / 100 Def / 160 Spe
Impish Nature
- Will-O-Wisp
- Flare Blitz
- Roost
- Earthquake

loaded with debt (Clefable) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 200 Def / 56 SpD
Calm Nature
- Moonblast
- Heal Bell
- Wish
- Protect

homeless veteran (Amoonguss) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 192 Def / 68 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Giga Drain
- Clear Smog
- Sludge Bomb
- Spore