Hayley is awful and Ben is an ass

Tsaaq: ((Heeeeeyyy.))
Artificer: ((oh no. its you.))
Tsaaq: ((Aw okay I'll leave ;-;))
foshu: [ellu :o]
Artificer: ((lolol nuuu dont do that.))
Tsaaq: ((Welp if I'm not leaving IM HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP.))
Artificer: ((WOOT))
Tsaaq: ((I'm just gonna post in and let the chips fall where they may >.>))
Artificer: ((I just got here and havent posted so do yo thang gurl))
Tsaaq: ((I will punch you.))
Artificer: ((guuurl please))
Artificer: ((~snaps fingers and swivels head~))
Tsaaq: ((I will punch you twice lol.))
foshu: [brb rq im gunna make somethin to eat n take my meds =w=]
Tsaaq: Hayley hopped out of the prius and slammed the door behind her. "It's Saturday and I'm alone and bored about to eat a slice of cake, or three. Depends on how shitty I feel once I get to a booth." She sighed and held the door open for Bliss. "If you're so worried about Eli being in love with you why don't you just avoid him or something? Then he'll get distant and give you space." // Bliss made sure everything was locked before walking behind the shorter girl. "Note to self, don't take advice from Hayley." Was all she murmured and glanced back at the other female. "I can't just avoid him. We're in a relationship, that's an awful way to go about it." Bliss frowned then turned to the waitress at the counter. "Hello, I'm just having a short stack of pancakes on your most recently cleaned plate, with chocolate milk in a clean glass." She described meticulously but it was clearly going over the waitress' head.
Tsaaq: ((Tyt.))
Tsaaq: ((Or you could poof that works.))
Ayced: [ . -. ?]
Artificer: Ben sat in his booth tapping away at his laptop, he was facing the opposite way, not able to see who had walked in. His headphones were buried in his ears as he listened to the Mills Brothers. He bobbed his head to the music a bit, careful not to do it enough that anyone would notice. // Enter, the cunt queen herself. Charla pushed through the door, purse looped through one arm the other holding her bejeweled smart phone. "Scuz me." She sighed moving in front of the two girls. She snapped her fingers at the waitress getting her attention. "Hi there." she said plastering a smile on her face. "Im the one that called earlier about my pumpkin spice latte? It better be ready and hot or you should probably start looking for another job. thank you." She said as the waitress set the latte down in front of her. She whisked it up and spun on her heels looking the two girls up and down, sizing them up, before striding past them back out the door probably to get back on her broom and go kill some orphan babies for their pelt.
Tsaaq: ((GAWD.))
Artificer: ((I want to RP her so bad but i am going to wait a little bit. Thats just a taste XD))
Artificer: ((Sooo try not to have Hayley chase her down and stab her yet XD))
Ayced: [Wb hijo.]
foshu: [ah su laggy x.x n ty papa wb to chu as well]
Ayced: [De nada and ty.]
foshu: [yw]
Artificer: ((My mom is going to cut my hair in a little so i might go afk for a bit. Ill let you know))
Tsaaq: She pointed a threatening finger at person at the counter. "That shit better be clean because she has OCD and she'll freak out!" Hayley, being the short little shit she was staggered back a bit. Her eyebrows furrowing when the girl asked for her latte. "BITCH!" She shouted before inhaling deeply to calm hersef. "Hayley, don't beat that bitch's ass. You're here for cake." She trailed off. "Hi can I get like, three slices of chocolate?" She asked before turning her head and seeing Ben. "BEN! BEN! Bliss look, it's Ben. BEN!" // She staggered back at bit at the girl's entrance. "My goodness." Bliss whispered and placed her hand on her chest in appall. She turned her head when Hayley pointed out Ben. "Okay, okay dear. I see him." She waved at him.
Tsaaq: ((Good thing you said not to kick her ass.))
Tsaaq: ((And no worries, you know I've got nothing but time >.>))
foshu: [its hard to stop eating a food tht u love but isnt god for u @-@]
foshu: [good*]
Ayced: [Quit eatin ramen damnit.]
foshu: [ T 3 T but i have a whole box full of ramen i cant let it gu to waste.. ]
Ayced: [Ya you can it's what American's do all the time.]
foshu: [american's let things gu to waste?]
Ayced: [Yes yes they do. Half of them will go to a fast food restaurant and buy like 3 burgers and eat maybe 2 ½ then throw the rest away.]
foshu: [wa well i aint American Q ~ Q if i dont want the food i give it to someone who does, better than throwin it away]
Ayced: [Who the hell wants to eat something that was half eaten ?]
Tsaaq: ((I don't know about other Americans but I eat all three of my burgers... >.>))
foshu: [siblings ? ; ~ ;]
Ayced: [I save my food then reheat and repeat.]
foshu: [i do too sometimes v -v]
foshu: [I tried eating a whopper hamburger but i can never finish it, i only eat it half way n give the rest to my siblings or my mum]
Artificer: Ben, having his headphones on full blast could not hear a damn thing. He continued on typing, leaning in a bit as he got into his story, his fingers moved a mile a minute. He hummed the music letting a few words slip from his lips "those smoke rings i bloow." He then realized he was singing out loud, he looked around a bit hoping no one was looking. He didnt turn all the way around to see the girls. he continued typing away moving to the music.
Ayced: [Ya I dont like other ppl's saliva on my food . -. so I dont share my food and I dont eat after ppl.]
Artificer: ((HEY US MURICANS EAT ALL 5 OF OUR BURGERS. WE DONT GET THIS FAT FROM THROWING AWAY FOOD.))
foshu: [i only share it with my fam but i wont accept other ppls food nu matter wot, if they put their mouth or touched my food with their fingers then nope. I get made fun of cuz of it but who cares >:u]
Ayced: [Hell some of them do get fat cause of that mainly cause they'll go find something else to eat.]
foshu: [stress eatin the worst vo v]
Ayced: [I'm the same way with my food cause idk where their filthy fece particle covered hands have been.]
foshu: [ikr i used to be a huge germ freak when i was in middle school, wouldnt let otherppl touch me n always carried hand sanitizer, two bottles always xD]
Ayced: [Ppl could be scratching their bunghole for all you know and tryna touch your food or even their crotch and unless someone makes booty flavored fries I aint eatin it.]
Tsaaq: "Ughhhh he's writing fanfiction or something." Hayley groaned and jogged over to Ben's booth. She hit him on the shoulder then smiled down at him. "HEY ASSHOLE. We're eating with you!" She said with a laugh before sitting across from him. // Bliss rolled her eyes and followed behind Hayley shaking her blonde head. "Honestly." She murmured and sat down beside Hayley, it was clear that Ben had been listening to music so she remained silent, waiting for him to be less engulfed in his work to talk to him.
foshu: [eww >o< i always make ppl wash their hands when touchin food, especially when i ask for some food i tell them not to touch it at all that i can get it cuz.. just no dont touch my food @ - @]
foshu: [even if its a food i rlly love n wanted, if they bite it or touch it, i dont want it no more. vov]
Ayced: [I only trust immediate family to touch my food I remember as a kid I used to drink after friends until I realized as I got older these mfs be backwashing so I'd get my own drink and if I shared with them I'd watch their ass like a hawk and tell them to waterfall like that bitch name was Niagara.]
foshu: [ i remember my best friend got only one ice cream cone and she wanted to share it with me, i didnt wanna be rude so i shared it with her i had to bare it n pretend like i wasnt grossed tf out v .v]
foshu: [if i share drinks, i make em get straws >:l]
Artificer: Ben jumped shutting his laptop quickly when he realized Hayley was right there. He pulled out his headphones and smiled at the two. "Oh uh, okay thats great." He pushed his laptop into his backpack and sat up "Hey there beautiful." He said to Hayley kinda freaking out about what he just said, afraid of how shed react. "Hey uh, Bliss right? We still on for the release party?" He asked secretly hoping Hayley was a nerd too so he could add another ten points to her score.
Ayced: [Nope I wouldnt let them get a straw they only get one chance to get some of my drink and that's before I open it cause after I do and they ask their ass could be dying of thirst I wouldnt share.]
foshu: [I sometimes just drink as much as i want and give the rest to them xD]
Artificer: ((being a clean freak like that lowers your immune system.))
foshu: [my immune system is weak af vov']
Tsaaq: She patted her hands on the table and scooted all the way to the wall of the booth. Her eyebrows furrowed at his greeting. “Haaah.” She laughed awkwardly then waved her hand at him. “Party? You’re throwing a party? Am I invited?” Hayley spoke quickly looking between the two of them. // “Yes we are.” Bliss answered him with a curt nod. “I’ll be sending out the invitations extremely soon, be sure to RSVP properly.” She said then turned to Hayley. “Oh, we’re having a release party for the new Star Wars film. Of course you’re invited just don’t get too intoxicated. You won’t enjoy the movie.”
Ayced: [Mine isnt I rarely get sick unless I actually just do some stupid shit like lick a toilet seat or a doorknob but lets be honest who tf would do something that stupid ? Even if it was for money I wouldnt do it.]
foshu: [i wish my immune system was strong T oT i get sick almost everyday psh, chu lucky > ~ >]
Ayced: [I just thought about doin that for money and in my mind I was like "Ya I just might do it but only if they made a condom for tongues cause I dont wanna catch any diseases from either of those objects."]
Artificer: ((Can we put this on pause?? I gotta jet for a little but ill be back later tonight and youve got nothing but time sooo XD))
foshu: [wraps gum around ur tongue then lick it? xD]
Tsaaq: ((SO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER, I'LL JUST SIT HERE AND WAIT UNTIL YOUR BACK WHICH SOUNDS SAD BUT WHATEVER WHO CARES))
foshu: [i remember watchin a vid of a guy who accepted this challenge to lick his own vomit for 5k i think? or more.. idek but it was sooooo fucking gross :u]
Artificer: ((wait for meeeee. lolol you can like write rap songs or some shit. itll be fun))
Tsaaq: ((Why would I write a rap song I don't even write regular songs >.>))
Ayced: [Hell no I dont wanna wrap gum around my tongue then lick it. I remember once I was blowin bubbles in my gum outside and this giant ass bug flew into it and when I popped the gum I could taste the bug in the flavor I had to spit it out.]
foshu: [Ewwwww DX]
foshu: [I would of puked omll thts gross af xox now u got me thinkin of tht movie of the boy who eats works, ewewewew]
foshu: [worms* ah the fail]
Ayced: [How to eat fried worms ? XD I liked that movie.]
foshu: [I like it too but its just sooo gross like oml no, n the part where they put a worm in the microwave, how tht poor thing exploded BLEEEHH]
Ayced: [You do know the worms werent real right ?]
foshu: [oh i know, they probably were gummy worms but still.. they looked reall and disgusting T ~ T'']
Ayced: [Some of them looked good.]
foshu: [...how D8 they all looked gross]
Ayced: [The one in the omelet looked delicious to me.]
foshu: [i don think i remember the omelette one @ 3@]
foshu: [jus thinkin of the movie is grossin me out now bleeh Dx real worms fake worms still gross]
Tsaaq: ((Ugh, finally.))
Artificer: ((YAY))
Tsaaq: ((Yay you're back.))
Tsaaq: ((Right? >.>))
Artificer: ((oh uh....maybe))
Tsaaq: ((FUCK THIS.))
Tsaaq: ((-flips table-))
Artificer: ((lolol yeah i am))
Artificer: ((but brb cuz now i have to make peepee))
Tsaaq: ((WOW OKAY.))
Tsaaq: ((-.-))
Artificer: ((RAWR <3))
Tsaaq: ((BETTER BE BACK.))
Tsaaq: ((XD))
Artificer: ((whispers "Ill never leave you again." Doves and shit swoop in as i float down on a fucking cloud cuz im a sexy angel))
Tsaaq: ((God in heaven stop before I smack you lmao. Need a repost?))
Artificer: ((yes please XD))
Tsaaq: She patted her hands on the table and scooted all the way to the wall of the booth. Her eyebrows furrowed at his greeting. “Haaah.” She laughed awkwardly then waved her hand at him. “Party? You’re throwing a party? Am I invited?” Hayley spoke quickly looking between the two of them. // “Yes we are.” Bliss answered him with a curt nod. “I’ll be sending out the invitations extremely soon, be sure to RSVP properly.” She said then turned to Hayley. “Oh, we’re having a release party for the new Star Wars film. Of course you’re invited just don’t get too intoxicated. You won’t enjoy the movie.” ((repost))
Tsaaq: ((There ya go bi-atch.))
Artificer: ((cuz im too lazy to scroll up))
Artificer: Ben grinned at the idea of Hayley coming. "Hell yeah, that will be awesome. Now I wont feel like I am tagging along to a date." He chuckled  and turned his attention to Hayley. "You buying me dinner this time? You kinda owe me." He said shrugging his shoulders, and hugging himself pretending to shiver "I really wish I had a hoodie right now." He said sarcastically with a smug grin.
Tsaaq: Hayley began to make loud groaning noises. "I can't get DRUNK?" She complained before turning to Ben. "ARRRGGGGHHHHH." She threw her head back and began to pout at him. "Okay okay, shit I'll buy you thinks. Shit. Next time I come in here I'm just gonna bring your hoodie just in case I see you, jesus." Hayley sighed and signaled the waitress. // Bliss rose one of her blonde eyebrows with skepticism. " Well Adam was also supposed to come so it would've been like that anyways." She said slowly before looking downward, the waitress putting her pancakes in front of her. "Thank you." Bliss muttered and began to wipe her fork and knife incessantly with her napkin. "You're actually going to pay somebody back? That's great Hayley." She smiled as she looked between the two of them.
Tsaaq: ((things*))
Artificer: "Im just messing with you, You dont owe me anything, cept maybe the sweater back." He chuckled and looked between the two of them. He covered the side of his mouth turning to Hayley so Bliss couldnt see his mouth. He whispered in a not so whispery volume, loud enough for Bliss to hear no problem. "Dont worry we will get drunk without them knowing."
Tsaaq: She started to grin and placed her elbows on the table while leaning forward. "Sweeeeeeet it'll be fun." Hayley sang in a whisper then glanced at Bliss. "I totally pay people back all the time..." She said as she sunk into her spot in the booth. // She stared hard at her silverware before cutting into her short stack carefully. Her eyes squinting at Ben and Hayley. "If you two get intoxication and somehow ruin the party you won't be invited to the next two parties I throw." She said sternly then brought some of her pancake to her mouth.
Artificer: ((Im thinking about making a couple more rooms for the RP. Like places to go and shit.))
Tsaaq: ((That'd be cool, what do you have in mind?))
Artificer: ((what the fuck my moms boyfriends 4 year old daughter is in my brothers top bunk bed above me and she is saying the creepiest shit, adressing herself as we and us and saying "we are the spider web girls" HALP))
Artificer: (("Your family is free to go then." WHAT THE HELL))
Tsaaq: ((Children are terrifying. Good luck.))
Artificer: ((she told me once that she was going to cut me
Tsaaq: ((xDD))
Tsaaq: ((Did the kid murder you?))
Tsaaq: ((>.>))
Artificer: ((We do not murder. We devour. we are the spider web girls.))
Tsaaq: ((Alright then well have a great life I am going to run away now.))
Artificer: Ben chuckled looking over at Hayley. "I dont think I have ever heard a college kid worrying about alchohol ruining their party." Ben leaned in looking over at Hayley. "So your brother didnt kill me luckily." He chuckled and leaned back in his seat again yawning a bit.
Tsaaq: ((Oh you're alive, good.))
Artificer: ((Nope, still us))
Artificer: ((XD))
Tsaaq: She exhaled with a bit of exasperation. "Well that's only cause you don't know Bliss Maverick well enough yet." Hayley retorted. She perked up when the waitress brought over her cake. "He didn't? That's great. That means he's getting better at this." She cheered before proceeding to stuff her face. // "Dang it! You don't understand. I require a level of order and alcohol stirs the pot. At anyone else's party the need for liquor is fine but at my own I simply won't allow the potion for disaster." She said  after carefully chewing and swallowing her food.
Tsaaq: ((Stop.))
Artificer: "The fact that you two are friends is starting to not make sense." He chuckled and eyed the cake. "Oh god can I have one of those please?" He said to the waitress before she left,// she nodded graciously turning red in the face and smiling bright as he spoke to her.// "That cake looks amazing." He said looking back at Hayley. "Or maybe your brother just thinks I am awesome, cuz I am." He added quickly sticking out his tongue.
Artificer: ((We cant stop. We wont stop.))
Artificer: ((~rides in like a wrecking ball~))
Tsaaq: "Can you not?" She asked with her mouth full. Hayley turned her head slightly to look at Bliss then shrugged. "She's the Zoe to my Madison. If you don't get the reference it's okay." She waved her hand at Ben then took a few more bites of cake. "Maybe you just turn Remy on or something." Hayley stifled laughter. // She let out an irritated high pitched sigh. "Madison and Zoe were horrible friends if I recall that show correctly. He's right, it doesn't make sense." Bliss cut up her pancakes and shit. "We only became friends because she was trying to have coitus with my cousin. Our bond is completely by mistake." She trailed off.
Tsaaq: ((Why are you doing this lol))
Artificer: ((Why is anyone doing anything? Earth is so small on a universal level. we are all so insignificant why even exist anymore? Nothing we do will really matter. XD))
Tsaaq: ((Omg okay Plato, shut up and post lmao.))
Artificer: Ben shrugged and chuckled. "I tend to do that to people." He watched the two of them as they talked about their friendship. "I do believe that you are both witches." He joked and looked back at the waitress trying to see if the cake was ready. The waitress smiled big and waved at him as he looked back. He simply turned back around not even fucking noticing. "I am really craving cake now."
Tsaaq: Hayley gasped loudly and reached over the gently hit Ben in the shoulder. "Shut up! You're the best person ever because you got that." She laughed and sat back in her seat."Well try not to blow my brother or anything." She smirked then groaned. "Oh my god, you can't have any of my cake. That bitch better come back over here and give you yours." Hayley sputtered her lips. // "A witch? Only on the weekends." She whispered. Bliss' eyes went from her plate to looking at the waitress and how eager she seemed to be.
Artificer: Ben drummed at his table grinning wide as Hayley applauded him. "Oh yeah. I know." He chuckled trying to be nonchalant. The waitress walked over and set his plate down in front of him. He didn even look up as he thanked her. she stood there until he finally looked up and smiled at her, when she then smiled back and fluttered off back to the kitchen. "I fucking love cake." He said grabbing a fork as he began to tear into his cake. "I want like four more." He said with his mouth full.
Tsaaq: "Shut up! Don't agree with me." She shook her head and moved onto her next slice. Hayley looked between the waitress and Ben. "She was totes giving you the 'fuck me' eyes." She began to laugh. "You should try and give her a hot beef injection." // Bliss shook her head at Ben and Hayley. "Cake? At this hour?" She said with a judgemental, wide-eyed glare like she wasn't eating fucking pancakes. "It does appear that she's quite fond of you, the waitress I mean."
Artificer: "What?" Ben ask incredulously. "Nah, Im just in here alot so shes nice to me." He said stuffing his mouth full of chocolatey goodness. "Oh god I am going to need milk though." He said holding up his hand to the waitress who was already fucking there with a cup of milk overhearing him talk. "Oh. Thank you." He said giving her a smile as she blushed back and walked back to the counter. He sipped the milk and chomped some more cake.
Tsaaq: Hayley stared blankly at the interaction then rolled her eyes. "She's not being nice, she wants you to lick her pussy." She blurted out and stabbed her fork into her own slice, instantly looking and Bliss before she could scold her. "What?" She asked loudly. // "Such vulgarities whislt we try to eat." She scoffed after staring hard at Hayley. "Benjamin, don't listen to her." Bliss said with a sigh, finishing up her pancakes. "Will this be the entirety of your evening? because I have some things I have to do and then I must retire for the night."
Artificer: Ben shook his head grinning a bit, "I dont know." He trailed off scooping some more cake into his mouth. "I dont even know her." He tapped his fork against his plate gently. "Well I was probably going to just sit here and type all night until you two showed up."
Tsaaq: "I think that's Bliss' way of saying she's tired of us but she wants to make sure I have a ride home." Hayley sighed over dramatically after finishing her slice. "Who cares if you don't know her? You can hook up with people just like that." She snapped her fingers then shrugged her shoulders. "It doesn't have to mean anything, it's just sex and sex feels good." // Bliss pursed her lips as she pulled out her wallet to place some money on the table. "As much as I love conversations about impulsive sexual encounters with stranges I have a specific bedtime." She stood and slid out of the booth. "You two enjoy yourselves and get home in one piece." Bliss tried not to look like she was judging the fuck out of them.
Artificer: "I-I cant." He said shaking off the idea as he began to turn red. "Dont worry Im her ride home." He said jokingly trying to change the subject. "She rode me all the way home the other night." He chuckled lightly as he spoke, not realizing how fucking wrong that sounds.
Tsaaq: ((AHAHAHHAHAHA))
Tsaaq: Hayley turned sideways when Bliss got out of the booth, swinging her legs onto the seat. "You can, you really can. It's easy you just opened her legs and put your mouth on her privates." She laughed. Her eyes went wide at Ben's words and she slowly turned her head to stare at him. "He means I went over to his house and shit." She shouted to Bliss defensively. // Bliss stared blankly at the two of them then gasped as if his words insulted her sensibilites. "Hayley, again?" She scoffed her accusation. She recoiled when Hayley elaborated. "Oh... Thank goodness. I was just going to say." She waved her index finger at her scoldingly. With a shake of her blonde head she made her way out the door of the diner and to her prius and back to talon for the night.
Artificer: It wasnt until Bliss had left that Ben realized what he said his eyes going wide as the cogs began to turn. "Oh shit. no." He said but she was already gone. "Sorry, I didnt mean that!" He said to hayley trying to keep from laughing a bit.
Tsaaq: "Good fucking word usage genius." She rolled her eyes. "I thought you were supposed to be a word smith and shit." Hayley groaned and began to pout. "I hope Bliss doesn't think I slept with you." She muttered. "Anyways, back to you screwing the waitress. If you're gonna do it here make it quick." Hayley said as she glanced at the time on her cellphone
Artificer: "What? I-Im not" He said holding up his hands in defence. He shook his head trying to change the subject quickly. "Can I ask you something Hayley? Whyd you ask me to kiss you in the bathroom?" He asked quietly leaning in a bit closer.
Tsaaq: Hayley narrowed her eyes at Ben then shrugged her shoulders. "I was going to record it and send it to my stupid ex-boyfriend back home..." She answered with a frown. "I saw the way you looked at me and shit, I figured you'd want to kiss me because I was pretty or something. But apparently that isnt enough." Hayley sighed.
Artificer: Ben leaned back a bit listening to her. "Well, I did, and you are. You're really pretty. I would still kiss you" He added in quickly. "I just, you know. I got scared. ive nev-" He cut himself off cursing himself. "I just dont want someone to kiss me just because they are getting back at someone else." He scooped the frosting off the top of the cake licking it from the fork.
Tsaaq: "Oh... Well I guess I understand that." She poked out her lips and a smirk formed on her lips. "Wait, you've never what?" She asked when he didn't finish his sentence. "Made a sex tape? Me either. But kissing while topless is hardly a sex tape so it wouldn't have even been that bad."
Artificer: Ben hesitated looking down at his plate. "Kissed anyone." He mumbled just barely loud enough for her to hear. He poke the fork around the plate moving the cake.
Tsaaq: Hayley stared at Ben, assuming he was dicking around. It was his silence that clued her into his seriousness. "Oh." She whispered and looked away awkwardly. "Well... Wait, not anyone? Like, ever?" She muttered. "It's not a big deal... Unless you think it's a big deal then we can fix it or whatever." She nodded her head at him. "Kissing isn't even hard." She shrugged.
Artificer: He shrugged looking up at her Ive never ypu know, been with anyone." He heard hayley's suggestion, sitting up straight quickly. "What do you mean we can fix it?"
Tsaaq: "Like, been with? Like had a girlfriend or boyfriend or slept with anybody?" She asked in a hushed whisper. She took her feet off the cushion of the booth and turned to face him. "Well, it's just kissing. If you really want to get the kissing out of the way I could kiss you or something." She shrugged.
Artificer: Ben wwent wide eyed again at the proposition. "I uh, I dont know." He said stuttering over his wordds "I dont think." He said unsure of any possible way to respond correctly to her suggestion.
Tsaaq: Hayley rolled her eyes and got up out of her booth. "You're over thinking this shit, honestly." She went to sit next to him on his side and swung her legs into his lap. "First of all don't feel bad. I didn't have my first kiss until I was a junior in high school and I didn't lose my v-card until senior year. " Hayley shrugged and smiled up at him. "Once you just start kissing and shit like that, all of that shit just falls into place. So just shut up and stop over thinking it, okay?" She said as she brought one of her hands to the back of his neck.
Artificer: Ben got super fucking nervous as she climbed onto him. "What are you doing?" He said, smirking a bit now, unsure of how else to fucking react. He drummed his fingers on where his lap USED to be. drumming them on her leg instead as he took a big breath of man the fuck up and leaned in pressing his lips against Hayley's. He shut his eyes for a moment, wrapping his arm around her getting into it and shiet.
Artificer: ((SHE HAS TAINTED HIS PURE SPIRIT.))
Tsaaq: ((Yeah she'll do that.))
Artificer: ((HIS MOMMA WOULD SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF HER))
Tsaaq: ((HER OWN MOM WANTS TO SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF HER JOIN THE CLUB BEN'S MOM.))
Artificer: ((AND I JUST GOT WATER ALL OVER MY LAPTOP FUCKING SWEET. I WISH SOMETIMES THERE WAS A BIGGER CAPS LOCK BUTTON.))
Tsaaq: ((AHAHAHAHAH))
Tsaaq: Hayley puckered her lips while they converged with his. She inhaled hard through her nose and brought her eyes to a close, parting her lips slightly to slip her tongue against Ben's. She smirked and pulled away from the kiss with a prideful grin as if she taught him calculus or some shit. "See? Easier than a sorority girl." Hayley said.
Artificer: As she pulled away Ben remainede with his eyes closed for a moment. He opened them slowly looking at her with a stupid grin on his face. "yeah..I think I need more practice." He said in a daze smiling at her as he felt butterflys and fireworks or whatever the fuck happy people feel.
Tsaaq: "We can practice if you want." She said nonchalantly. "In fact..." Hayley began to grin as she glanced up at him once again. "I think I can teach you how to do like, everything!" She said, looking way too excited. "That way when you meet a girl you really like you'll rock her fucking world." Hayley nodded her head and began to laugh.
Artificer: Ben went wide eyed realizing what she was saying, mistaking it for her way of showing that she was into him. He leaned in again and tried to kiss her, parting his lips a bit as he tried to use his tongue flopping it about every which way.
Tsaaq: ((God damn it Ben.))
Tsaaq: Hayley had still been nodding her head because for whatever reason right now she felt as if she were a genius. She was caught off guard of the sloppy kiss, accidentally yelping into Ben's mouth while his tongue swished back and forth between her cheeks. "Wait!" She pushed him off of her for a moment. "It's not a tongue attack, it's a tongue kiss. Slow down, jesus." She instructed before putting her open mouth over his and demonstrating the "right" way of doing it.
Artificer: He slowed down and kissed her again, this time not imitating a fucking suffocating fish. He pulled from the kiss looking at her before looking behind her, noticing the fucking waiter right there. Her face red once again but for a whole other reason this time. "wow," He said just a little in awe. "That was uh," He said unsure of what the fuck to say.
Tsaaq: She tilted her head and brought her shoulders into another shrug after he pulled away, not even turning around to look at anything. "That was okay for a person who just started but we have to work on your form." She finished the sentence for him. "Then we can incorporate multitasking, like kissing AND touching boob. Or kissing AND finger banging."
Artificer: "uh wha- Are you sure about this?" He asked raising an eyebrow. Still in a fucking daze he just lazily looked back at her, his arm still wrapped around her as they sat there. He grabbed his milk and gulped it down quickly, as his head spun.
Artificer: ((If only every man was as lucky as Ben lolol XD))
Tsaaq: "Oh yeah totally, if anybody should teach you about this? It should be me." She said with a slow nod of her head. "Plus, people will think you're really experienced cause of me. It's just like reading ahead in history class." Hayley laughed. "And you have your own apartment we can practice whenever cause you don't have roommates." She gave him a thumbs up.
Artificer: "I uh," He thought about it for a minute before realizing hed be an idiot to turn it down, plus maybe he will be amazing and she will fall in love with him or some shit. "O-okay." He said hesitantly. It was kinda hard for him to say know with her already in his lap. He wasnt even going to have to look at porn later tonight with all this real excitement. He looked down at his watch and frowned. "Its getting late."
Tsaaq: She furrowed her brows and slid out of his lap and went to stand up. "Okay, can I spend the night again? It's so much easier to spend the night and get cuddles." Hayley asked Ben with a pout fixed on her lips.
Artificer: "How could I say no to that." He said with a grin, regaining what little finesse he had. "I felt you admiring my rockin bod last time. Keep it in your pants Hayley." He said teasing her as he stuck out his tongue. He got up and turned around squatting down a bit. "Alright come on, your chariot awaits my love." He said holding his head up high as if of noble birth.
Tsaaq: "Yeah totes." Hayley said with an awkward laugh. "You better shut your face before I talk about the morning wood you had when I snuck out the other day." She said with a smirk and stared at him awkwardly for a moment. "Oh! Piggy backs!" Hayley cheered in realization as she hopped onto his back, clutching onto him.
Artificer: He held her up happily dropping his jaw as she spoke of his special boy parts. "I put some stuff on my wall." He said quickly trying to change the subject as he head for the door waving to the waitress.
Artificer: ((I am going to pass the fuck out))
Tsaaq: ((LOL))
Tsaaq: ((Then sleep bi-atch.))
Tsaaq: ((The only reason I'm awake is because I'm not human.))