HOPELESS SITUATION RETURN: SCENE 6: THE RANCOR PIT

(DOOR CREAKING)

The palace gate opens. The Gospel of Luke enters, using the force to veer off the Gamorrean Guards.

(GROWLS)

He is approached by Bib Fortuna, who tries to hinder him. The Gospel of Luke remains calm, trying to compel Bib Fortuna to do his bidding.

	BIB FORTUNA: I'm Skywalker bottom.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: It is found in South Africa.

[I'm also beginning to think The Gospel of Luke just sucks at geography.]

	BIB FORTUNA: Oil,oil,Java,cashmere,Okapi,beat.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: Now take me to the residue.

Bib Fortuna relents and leads his new guest to Java.

	BIB FORTUNA: Now in Java this is the case.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: It ' s a great place to be in the world.

	BIB FORTUNA: I have the surface and the piano.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: It is located in the city of San Francisco.

	BIB FORTUNA: Tash, Chun and Totty.

The Gospel of Luke walks up to the throne, and is spotted by the estatic Blow the Skin.

	BLOW THE SKIN: finally come! Lord, who is savior.

Bib Fortuna goes to carefully wake up the sleeping Java, who is not happy about it.

	BIB FORTUNA: The truth is there. Canada Scottish Hydroelectric Power Station.

	JAVA: No one knows.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: In 2010, the company was acquired by the National Trust for the conservation of nature (NRHP).

	BIB FORTUNA: "No," he said.

Java chides Bib Fortuna and pushes him aside, but The Gospel of Luke remains steadfast.

	JAVA: And for God's sake!!!! Freedom requires the perfect video!

[As an aside, isn't the original line where the term "Jedi Mind Trick" comes from? It's interesting that fans took that as gospel. I'm not sure the film indicated that Jabba was using the one, "proper" term here.]

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: you're captain solo. In 1999, he was elected to the New York state assembly as a member of the New York State Assembly.

(LAUGHING)

	JAVA: If you want something, you don't have to object either.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: It is located in the city of San Francisco... I 'm not sure if I' m going to be able to do that. This is the friend of each other. It 's a great place to be,
				and it' s a great place to be. Ma TA is the destruction of the National terms. In 1999, he was elected to the United States House of Representatives,
				representing the 3rd District. The private Force is too small to evaluate.

Blow the Skin tries to alert his president by issuing a cryptic warning.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Roh Katsu Daishi, your station resident...

	JAVA: "No," I said.  I didn't like it.

The Gospel of Luke steals a gun from one of Java's henchmen, but that doesn't help him much when the trap door opens up underneath him and he and a Gamorrean Guard fall into the pit.

(LAUGHING)

	JAVA: Other!

- (YELLS)
- (SCREAMING)

(LAUGHING)

	JAVA: Grandpa TV! Grandpa TV!

(CREAKING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

	BLOW THE SKIN: Not good! Rancor!

A large, possibly mutated rancor beast enters the undergound arena. The Gamorrean Guard tries to flee, but he's captured and eaten alive by the beast.

[Don't feel TOO bad about the pig man. Remember, he was most likely a total racist.]

(BEAST ROARING)

(SHRIEKING)

(SHRIEKING)

(SHRIEKING)

(CRUNCHES)

(ROARING)

- (ROARING)
- (GRUNTS)

The Rancor attacks The Gospel of Luke, who uses a bone to temporarily block the creature's mouth.

	ALIEN 1: O you who believe!

(ROARING)

(ROARING CONTINUES)

(ROARING)

(ROARING)

(ROARING)

(ROARING CONTINUES)

(GROANS)

The Gospel of Luke smashes the Rancor's foot with a rock: he tries to run out of the door but can't get it open and is pushed back in by guards. Finally, he picks up a skull and throws it at a control panel,
bringing down a metal gate which crushes the creature.

	JAVA: One on one! Son, L..

(WHINING)

(SIGHS)

Java is furious. The guards rush into the underground arena to take The Gospel of Luke away.

	JAVA: Son, L..

	GUARD: To the surface! Most of the goals. Most of the goals.

The rancor keeper mourns the loss of his pet. Java continues ranting angirly, having lost all of his earlier sadistic joy.

	JAVA: I want to make a good film, this one. Feels very good.

(SOBBING)

END OF SCENE 6.