shit that didnt happen: weebaroo edition

I've always loved anime and manga's, and I admit I own a collection or two of dvd's. But this girl at my university.... is frightening. I've known her for the past three years, and I still see her around.
General description of our Weeaboo: She's reeeeally short, 4'10", and deathly skinny. She's also a vegan, but I don't think she's doing it "correctly" because she always looks a pale-green. She has very unhealthy looking hair that goes down past her hips, and she dyes the front tendrils a different color every few weeks (green/purple/pink/blue you name it, it's been done).
This Weeaboo was a foreign exchange student in Japan in high school for 2 years, and came back speaking passable Japanese (I've been told by other students from Japan that she frequently used words incorrectly, has grammatical errors galore. She's understandable, but it takes a minute to try to process what she's saying.) She also had her name legally changed from her given name, to a random word in Japanese. The funniest part is that she has a very VERY American Jewish last name. So now her name just sounds absolutely silly.
So here I am, waiting on line for a cup of coffee at the campus' knock off of Dunkin Donuts, and the place was packed. It was that special time of day where everyone is either on their way to class, or just got out. So it was an exceptionally long line. That's when I hear from behind be: "Kon'nichiwa, UBT!"
Now this was when I was new to the Anime Club, and this girl considered herself the high priestess basically, because she was the only "American" who could speak Japanese or watch an anime without subs. So she was still acting cutesy to the noob of the club, and it annoyed the hell out of me.
Me: Hey, Weeaboo, what's up?
W: Just waiting for all these baka's to be done orderin so I can get myself a cup of coffee Winks and makes a peace sign
Me: okay...
She then continued to blab about some show that she started watching recently, and how it's perfect because it hasn't been subbed yet and it "keeps the weeaboo's away."
So we finally get to the front, and I make my order (LUCKILY I WAS IN FRONT OF HER).
After Weeaboo makes her order, with at least 30 people in line behind her, she states to the cashier "I'm vegan, so everyone working has to wash all the nozzles and change their gloves."
The cashier's eyes widened and stated "But miss, the drink you ordered requires the use of three of our machines... We would have to take all the nozzles apart, it'll be a twenty minute wait before we can even START making your drink..."
"Oh, that's fine! I'll wait :3"
Everyone in a close proximity behind her started hollering behind her how she was a jerk, including an Asian student standing right behind her. (We'll call him AsianKid, or AK).
Weeaboo turns around, spots this kid, and decides it's okay to start speaking to him in Japanese, I assume explaining the situation.
Now When I say this kid's jaw hit the floor, I mean it hit the fucking floor.
AK: I.... I can speak English.
W: Something in Japanese
AK: ...You do realize that I'm Chinese, and not Japanese, right? I speak Mandarin.
Weeaboo's eyes widened to the point where they looked like they were going to pop out of her head.
I guess AK was concocting ways to have fun ripping her a new one, because he then said "Why, do we all look the same to you?"
My drink was ready and in hand at that moment and I left Weeaboo to stutter out explanations and apologies as AK proceeded to rip her a new one.
I have tons of stories about our Entitled Weeaboo. This was a lot of fun to write!
Edit: Grammar stuff