[Script Offer] [M4F] You're what?

[M4F][Script Offer] You’re what? [fight] [emotional] [pregnant] [makeup sex] [vanilla]

Summary: Dinner didn’t go as planned, and we start the audio in the middle of a fight.

*notes* eg. Author's notes or directions/sound effects etc.

**If you happen to fill this script, please credit me also in a COMMENT ON YOUR AUDIO POST! Reddit doesn’t notify me unless u/Nyaanneko is in the comments section. I don’t want to miss it!**

This script is made for adults by adults. Please read responsibly.



You’re what?:


*Both getting home from dinner or something* *listener’s very upset*

Honey, why are you upset? Why won’t you just tell me?

Oh, so I should just know what you’re thinking? Where is this coming from? Just tell me. I’m not a mind reader.

No, I’m not going to leave you alone.

Look, tonight was supposed to be special. You had the whole thing planned out, and we’ve been talking about this for weeks.

*sigh attempt to hug* You look gorgeous

*she moves away* *instantly angry*

Why are you doing this? Don’t flinch away from me. Tell me why you’re upset.

Forget about it? What, so it’s not worth talking about? Why won’t you tell me?

Our waitress? Is that what this is about?

How was I supposed to know that my ex worked there? I don’t keep tabs on everyone I’ve been with.

I should? Are you kidding me?

No - *struggle* come here. You do not get to say that. Tell me what’s wrong.

The way I looked at her *said like a statement/repeated what she said*

*sigh* What do you mean.

*scoff* Well it was kind of hard not to. All the waitresses there practically look like models. They all look the same, I’m pretty sure it’s their dress code.

Really? You want to get into this now?

No, do not walk away from me. *tries to grab her* We sort this out now.

*she slaps him*

*5 seconds of shocked silence, hard breathing*

*mumble* I don’t know what it is, but you’ve changed lately. I feel like you’re keeping something from me.

*soft low voice, hurt* If you really want me to leave you, just tell me, and I will.

*more silence*

*sigh, resigned* I’ll take that silence as a yes *opens door slowly*

*she’s pregnant*

*shock/whisper* What?

*she affirms, give her a moment to say a few words*

Wait - you’re pregnant? When were you going to tell me? *slowly shuts door*

Tonight? *walks over to her* Oh honey come here… *gives her a hug* Let’s sit down.

*give her time to talk*

I know you’ve been having appointments… I was wondering why you wouldn’t tell me anything. It was starting to worry me. I was so scared that something else was going on.

*her response*

I didn’t ask, because I didn’t want to push anything. I mean, hell, I thought you were going to leave me.

*sigh* I know, I know… that’s just where my mind went. We don’t normally keep things from each other.

There’s nothing to be scared of. I’m here. We’ll do this together.

Alright? *kiss* I should have asked earlier… I should have asked what was going on.

I love you. I would never leave you. *kiss*

*chuckle* No, I won’t leave you even if you think you look like a whale. You’re beautiful. You’re going to be even more beautiful and have that wonderful glow.

*laughs* No, I won’t stop being corny. Come here *kisses* You are gorgeous. I’m so happy that you’re mine. And we’ll make our own family how we want it.

*slow makeout* I guess we don’t have to use a condom now. *laugh she playfully slaps your arm* it’s true!

Is the couch okay? *between kisses* Let me take this dress off… Lay back. Let me take care of you, sweetheart.

*kiss her body, improv how you’ll love each part as pregnancy progresses*

I can’t wait… *kiss* until your bump starts showing *laugh* I know it tickles, but get used to it. I won’t be able to keep my hands off you.

Mmm.. And these breasts *kiss/suck* they’re already perfect but… *moan* I might have to steal some milk

I’ll be fine. Tonight is about you. *kiss*

*she breaks the kiss* Mm? What? Where do you want me?

*improv positions… to climax*

*kiss* I love you. I would never ever leave you. Please don’t keep anything from me. I promise to do the same. We’ll do this together

Have you thought of any names?

Yeah? Let me think…

*fade out audio rambling about baby names. Maybe jokes about a certain name. *she slaps you* *laughing*