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- >Work at Italian restaurant.
- >Busboy, dish washer.
- >Angry because of low paying shit job.
- >Waitresses are supposed to share tips but never give you a fair cut.
- >Only joy comes from stray fluffy ponies.
- >Pasta smell attracts fluffies to back door.
- >These are domesticated fluffy ponies.
- >Some abandoned by fed-up owners.
- >Some pets that wandered off and got lost.
- >Not hard-core ferals who know how to forage & survive.
- >These fluffies have known human love but lost it.
- >Dirty, hungry, sad...only know how to beg.
- >Take out the garbage several times a night.
- >Fluffies crowd around back door.
- >Whimpering and begging.
- >"Psghetti's pwease?" "Sooo hungwy!" "Tummy huwt!" "Hewp pwease."
- "Stay right here. We dump old spaghetti at closing time."
- >Fluffies are happy, dance around hugging.
- >Every time trash is taken out, hungry fluffies beg "Psghetti's now pwease?"
- >Their mouths water.
- >Smells from the kitchen drive them mad with hunger.
- "Not yet, we dump it at closing time."
- >Sometimes it's cold & raining.
- >Fluffies always wait because they're too dumb to do anything else.
- >Waiting for the promise of spaghetti.
- >Finally, closing time.
- >Prop open door.
- >Carry out huge, steaming pot of spaghetti.
- >Dump it in trash.
- >Fluffy crying is deafening.
- >"Noooo!" "Why dump psghetti's?" "Pwease, sooo hungwy!"
- "Get the fuck out of here you little rats."
- >Kick a few.
- "I said we dump the spaghetti at closing time...not give it to dirty, disgusting fluffy vermin."
- >Make sure dumpster is tightly locked.
- >Fluffies bawl in disappointment and helpless rage.
- >Several bash their heads into the dumpster in frustration.
- >Their tears give me a hard-on.
- >Best part; they'll be back tomorrow.
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