A Strange Date MM Nsfw (Finished)

A Strange Date MM Nsfw Kobold male human male romance, awkward date.

NSFW M kobold M human

At the request of /Trash/

Kizzik straightened his outfit, a tailored red and gold tabbard to fit over his slight shoulders split down the middle to accommodate his short but thick tail. The gold symbol of the trade masters house, a gold eagle clutching a bag of coin emblazoned upon its center. He arranged the rings and necklace he had picked out for the dozenth time, shifting his stance in the mirror eyeing himself...

“Ok...ok. You can do this. You have the coin. You can do this.” he said out loud to his reflection in the mirror.

“I mean...if they say no then its ok. I mean...you wont have done anything wrong.”

He looked over himself yet again fretting over his looks, he was short. Only 3 feet tall, his horns were stubby and shorter then even some females he had met. His years working as a clerk for the trademaster had taken the lithe muscles and replaced them with softness. His tail and legs thicker then he would have liked. His scales however he took great pride in, constantly oiling them to be smooth. Even his rough back scales were the color of coffee with milk, his front and palms light and unblemished.

He hefted the bag of coin he had saved. Gold, nearly 30 pieces. Enough to serve a kobold decades and many months of his savings. The idea with parting with this treasure had long been put aside, ever since he had seen that human sing in the square.

Alexander, was his name. Tall and blond and the epitome of what he saw as the greatness of humans. Kizzik had been filling the masters orders when he had seen him singing at the great fountain. Newly arrived to the city he did not know why, but he was awestruck by his deep voice, the way he played to the crowd. Most of the males he had seen had long unkempt beards and wore stained leather clothes, Alexander was clean shaven and his blond hair was brushed and flowed free. He wore fine silk and moved among the crowd, making ladies blush.

He sung of freedom and adventure and beauty. And by the time he was done Kizzik was in love. He passed a hat for coin at the end. And despite being far at the back of the crowd Kizzik had ducked his way forward to put the two silver coins he had into his hat. And He had spoken to him.

“Hey, thanks! Nice to see a kobold with an appreciation for song!” Then he touched him. A quick brush  on the cheek. Kizzik felt a warm fantastic feeling rise in him, stunned and transfixed he stood till the crowd dispersed and he stood alone. He had never felt anything as fantastic and as fleeting as that.

He needed more.

It did not take him long to find Alexander again, being the trade masters scribe he quickly found him in the highest of brothels, not that it was called that. Courtiers Exelance, offered only to the high class or those with the coin to claim it. And after months of watching Kizzik saw just how dear his fantasy would cost him.

Kizzik looked into the mirror again, and hefted his bag of coin...taking a deep breath he shook his head and with a nod to the mirror threw open the door and defiantly headed out of the room.

A moment later he re entered the room shoulders slumped, and stood back into the mirror again.

“They are going to kick me out the second I say anything...what in the hells am I even thinking...shit shit...shit!” He put his claws to the sides of his head. “I..”

He shook his head flailing his hands. “Hells with it! Go on...do it!” he took a storming step away from the mirror then back again. And stared at himself.

“If you don't do this now you never will.”

He felt like he was going to throw up...but...in a good way? No...probably not. He shook his head and stood up as straight as he could heading for the door.



The woman at the desk looked confused. The well dressed kobold had failed to deliver a message or beg for coin, and it looked supremely uncomfortable

“Can I help you with something?”

Kizzik took a deep breath and nodded. “Yes madam. I would like to purchase services for this evening. If that would be acceptable to you.”

She was taken aback at the little lizards request. “Uh...you do know what we offer here, don't you? We cater to only the most discerning clientele.” She couldn't hide a sneer of distaste, as if the kobold had propositioned her herself.

Kizzik gulped, his claws clutched at his chest protectively. “Yes miss, I am aware of that. I have coin...i only respectfully request you consider my offer. Please?” He opened his coin purse to show glittering gold coins.

She was surprised to see gold in that pouch to be sure. “I'll see if anyone will see you.” she turned to walk away.

Kizzik cut her off. “Uh...actually I only want to, err speak to one person you have here...err Alexander I think is his name. That is if its not to much trouble?”

“He is quite popular.”

Kizzik shifted, his tail swishing. “Please. If he doesn't want to, I understand.”

The woman turned and headed off, leaving Kizzik standing heart in his throat waiting for some time...he heard talking from behind the thick curtains. Laughing, shifting then more talking. He wanted to run away so bad it burned.

Finally she returned, with a sour look on her face. Kizziks heart fell thinking she would kick him out only to have it jump back into his throat again when the object of his affections followed. He wore tight leathers and a silk shirt. He couldn't help but give an excited hiss at seeing him up close again. He reflexively put his claws to his mouth to muffle his outburst.

The woman looked like she was going to speak and was quieted by a motion and a smile from Alexander waving her off. “Why don't we talk over here. If its ok with you?”

Kizzik looked around to make sure some joke wasn't being played on him, then up and down at the object of his affection “O, yes...please, of course.”

The human took Kizziks claw leading him toward a group of high cushions. “So. You would like some company, I don't think that should be to much trouble.” He said in genuine tones with a lopsided grin that made Kizzik's heart do a flip in his chest.

Kizzik stammered. “Oh...yes please.”

The handsome human led him over to a fine purple couch and took a crystal decanter of wine pouring two glasses of dark red wine, motioning for them to sit.  While handing the little tan colored kobold a glass of wine.

“Well then, I am told you asked for me by name...and you have coin to boot. Usually I book in advance, but I am quite intrigued. What did you have in mind for the evening if I may ask?”

Kizzik held his glass in both hands, shaking so much he nearly spilled the near full glass. He tried to speak, giving a horse squeak. He coughed, gave a nervous laugh and took a gulp of the wine to calm himself.

 “I...well. I work for several people who...well, pay for the company of...ah...well fine company...err for the evening. And, well uh....i would...i uh.”  Kizzik trailed off unable to look into the eyes of the object of his affections, totally embarrassed by the whole situation.

Alex put his hand under Kizziks chin and slowly raised it.

“Relax, its ok to ask for what you want. And you are a customer, I will treat you with respect and honesty.”

Kizzik blinked looking into Alex's light blue eyes.

“I would like to have a nice date...like the masters have, with someone like you. A dinner and a show...a real date. Then uh...have you uh...spend the evening with me...errr, in a...um...carnal way.”

Alex smiled at that, just getting the shy thing to admit it gave him a bit of a thrill. It had been a long time since he had seen such unabashed innocence.

“You asked for me by name, been watching me for awhile have you?”

Kizzik coughed on his wine wiping his nose.

“I uh...” He sighed

“I was, I...Uh...well. I saw you singing at the fountain, several songs...it was just starting to rain and there weren't many people around. You couldn't have been doing it to make money. You...well you just sounded nice.”

He coughed and continued.

“I have never seen a human sing elvish songs before...and, well really sound like they really meant them.”

It was Alex's turn to be taken aback. “You speak elvish? And enough to get the inflections of the verse? That is quite rare.”

Kizzik cut him off before he could say for a kobold...

“Yes...i speak many languages, I like songs, and stories. When I saw you singing those ones, in the rain...well, I...i really wanted to meet you. So I watched. And saved. Uh...how much would it take to have a date with you?”

He clutched his purse his knees clenching together, looking down...somehow knowing it wasn't going to be enough.

Alex crooked a grin “Usually my price for a day is anywhere between 50 and 500 gold a night.”

Kizzik blanched a clawed hand coming to his forehead...his hopes dashed, Thats why they were laughing. A pathetic lizard rat like him coming in to this place. He was a joke. He lowered his head.

Alex didnt mean to hurt the poor kobolds feelings, he had only ment to give him a jolt.

“Hey hey...” He raised his chin again. “I'm not doing anything tonight...hows 25 gold sound?”

Kizzik's head shot up. “R...really?! You mean you would really...be seen with me? For so little?”

Alex had to bite his lip, he had not delt with many of the smaller races and this little soft spoken kobold was pretty darn cute. Clearly a sheltered bookish one from the look of the short horns, and soft body.
This could be a fun night...why not embrace a bit of strange for the night. Besides this one was clean, well dressed, and had really nice hips. No breasts on the lizard folk but this one clearly cared for herself to the point of obsession.

“Well sure, I don't always need a lot of coin when I enjoy the date myself. Tell you what. Leave the coin at the desk and I will take an hour to get ready. Meet me at the fountain in an hour and we will be off!”

Kizzik's heart jumped in his chest and started hammering...ohjezzeohjeezeohjeeze! “ah...yes...yes of course!”He grasped Alex's hand
sloshing wine out of his glass. “I'll be there!”

Kizzik had rushed to the fountain the moment he knew his fantasy was a reality...there was another human playing for the crowd.
The small kobold could barely understand the words he was singing, his hart in his throat waiting for the object of his affections. He couldn't shake that somehow this was a joke, or that the guards would arrest him for the audacity of his actions.

He was still picking at his claws when Alex appeared, and wearing finery befitting a noble. Kizzik jumped from his seat on the edge of the fountain and rushed to his date grasping his hands. He couldn't help but jump up and down as he grasped his hands.

“You actually came! Oh thank you!” he gave a high pitched sequel and hiss to excited to be ashamed of it.

Alex held the kobolds hands lightly, he almost had to bend over to reach them.

“Of course I did, I'm never late for a date.” he ran his fingers over the kobolds well cared for claws impressed by the smoothness of them. Clearly the little lizard cared for herself dutifully.

Kizzik grinned his silly smile overlong staring into the beautiful humans blue eyes far to long before he snapped back to reality dropping his hands quickly.

“I uh...well, oh...i didn't even plan to get this far. Err...I'm, well...what do we do now?”

Alex gave a bit of a laugh, it had been a long time since he had met anyone so shy and inexperienced. He was looking forward to this.

“I would suggest we have a nice dinner to get to know each other then I believe the theater is playing later this evening. After that, we can see where the night takes us.”

Kizzik nodded...then looked down. “I uh...I'm not sure how it goes, but I don't have...well...I'm not wealthy...i have 5 gold left. Is that ok?”

Alex had been surprised when a kobold had shown up and asked for him by name especially with enough gold to come close to his price, even more that one would be ashamed to not to treat him to a good night...the look on her face was adorable. He barely was able to keep himself from giving an awww and giving a smirk instead.

“It's ok, I know a place that has fantastic food that wont break you, the theater appreciates a donation though they only let in a certain type...and its already taken care of. As an entertainer myself we have an understanding.”

Kizzik nodded slowly, he had not really thought past the paying for a date, and apparently Alexander had some prearrangement. He honestly could be lead by the snout into slavery at this point, he did not care.

“T...Yeah that sounds really nice.” He squeezed Alex's hand and followed. “I would really like to talk a bit...and eat, really I am pretty nervous about all this.”

Alex led Kizzik through the streets to the high end establishments of this city, they passed the orc bouncer at a restaurant his boss liked with only the elvish runes for Lembus over the awning.

Kizzik was mostly ignored until they sat at the restaurant across from each other. The elf that passed the menu's to them eyed the kobold overlong.

“Can I get you and your...well can I get you anything?”

Alex smiled and gave a nod to Kizzik

He gulped and nervous as hell stammered. “uh...i...uh...raspberry melomel, and whatever my companion would like...if that's ok. As well as the songbird plate with seasoned buck and vegetables.”

The elf raised an eyebrow to the human, as if he had trained his companion to give the response.

Alex nearly laughed again nodding to the elf, “Make it a bottle of the melomel a pint of warm bitters please.”

The server bowed, she had seen Alex before or she would have kicked the pair out. Still she would keep an eye on the lizard.

“Right away.” the elf took the menus and hustled away.

Kizzik gave a hiss of relief when the elf server left, he could tell from his looks and smell that he did not like him at all. Just being in a place like this had his tail twiching...But Alex seemed ok...not ashamed of him at all! He played with his napkin, folding it and unfolding it in his lap. Alex simpley smiled at him...he finally got the guts up to speak.

“Uh...well, I...i mean.” He coughed trying to cover his near panic heart attack.

He breathed deep, seeing Alex give a snicker...*you can do this, you are doing this* he bit his lip hard and continued

“So...uh...how did you get into, uh...the escort...dating, thing?” Smooth...super smooth you dumbass lizard rat. He though to himself

Alex had to bit his lip after that as his small companion put her claw across her forehead as the drinks were served. She was the most awkward dorky being he had ever met, that she had managed to get this far was crazy.

“Well when the Westmarch war pushed into my village it was easy to leave, Our cities fought but it was clear the empire would win. The warriors made good coin fighting, but that was never something I wanted. So I made my own way, I daresay offering song and personal company was a fine alternative to dying on the battlefield or being sold into slavery. What about you? I have seen kobolds here and in my homeland before, but never one so well fed and well spoken.”

Kizzik nodded, taking a long swig on his fruit mead. “I heard of the war...i...read about it. I uh...the clan I came from was pretty human friendly really. But I...well didn't fit in.”

Kizzik picked at the sumptuous meal thinking about his old home didn't really make him feel all that good...still the food was delicious, and he tucked in with gusto.


Alex leaned forward, still curious.

“You didn't fit in? You seem fit and well educated. I thought kobolds appreciated intelligence and fitness.”

Kizzik stopped eating looking flat down at the table.

“Hey..i didn't mean to offend. We can talk about something else if you want.” Alex said surprised he hit a nerve so early in a date, he was usually very good about making his companions happy. He didn't expect the cultural differences he might have.

“I...had a hard time because we are expected to breed every three months, and I couldn't. Its different for us. We are expected to multiply, no matter our station. And I was different.”

Alex had a drink of the fruit flavored honey wine, she really had good taste in that.

“I've heard about that, and I don't want to press. But surely it couldn't have been all bad, when you tried?”

Kizzik kept his eyes on his meal. “I tried and I never could. But our matron was a kind one, she sold me to a human rather then execute or exile me.”

Alex blinked. “So you have never....wait, you are a slave?!”

Kizzik shook his head. “OH no no, my boss bought me for 15 gold. But I simply worked it off as my first few months pay.”

Alex stopped a bite halfway to his mouth, his date had been sold for less then the price of the date he was on.

Seeing the object of his fantasy staring at him with a bite of songbird halfway to his mouth Kizzik rushed on.

“Really my life is good! I'm not a slave, my boss treats me nice, he even gives me the room above the office for half an inn room for the month. I'm really very lucky!”

Kizzik took a long drink...”I do get pretty lonely though.”

Alex felt for a moment like he might have bit off more than he could chew here. He had people with major kinks that would do the most depraved acts and smile, he had also had cultured dates.  This was different.

“You seem pretty smart and cultured, why would you be lonely?”

Kizzik tried to shake it off like it was no big deal, “Oh...its no big thing. Kobolds are, well theirs a lot of us in a warren. You aren't ever really alone. And here, well...the only other kobolds around, well...they are either message runners, or maids, or homeless. It wouldn't be proper to be...uh...with them.”
Alex sipped at his wine thinking, looking over the tiny lizard. Fine clothes, good manners.

“How long has it been since you have been with someone else?”

Kizzik put down his fork. Embarrassed.

“I've never been with anyone.”

Alex felt his heart in his throat watching the little lizards reaction, already starting to close up again. He reached across the table and took Kizzik's hands.

“You will tonight.” He smiled and squeezed the small claws in his own.

Oh god...im gonna get laid tonight! Shit...oh god oh god...Say something good, romantic! Sexy!

“Uh...that's uh...great!” Way to go retard.

Dispite getting Alex to laugh unexpectedly several more times than that they managed to get to the theater at a decent hour though Kizzik was a bit tipsy, a half bottle of mead goes a long way when you only weigh 65 pounds.

The pair walked together hand in hand into the open theater, an old amphitheater built from limestone concrete in ages past. The crowds were high class, and most had clearly primed the night with several drinks. Kizzik was of course the sole kobold in the crowd, drawing some  eyes. Most didnt care as they were either concerned with their dates or the show.

Kizzik started up the stairs toward the higher seats when Alex shunted him dead front and center to the boxes that seemed to be filled with the most well dressed and highest class members of the audience...he recognized his boss! He stood stock still when the short balding man with his fabulous date spotted him.

The Nobel looked shocked at first, his eyes darting to the handsome man holding his claw...then back again. He gave a hearty belly laugh and raised his drink to the kobold and his date. Then he went back to chatting with his his date.

Alex had to shake the poor kobolds claw to get him moving again.

“Is something the matter?”

Kizzik gave a half squeak half whine. “That's  my boss.”

The human gave a quick look over, to them...the short bald man and his much younger companion giving him a quick wave before going back to their conversation.

“Oh yes, I know him well. The woman he is with works with me. Her name is Evelyn, one of our best! She loves the theater as well, and from what I have heard of him he is a very good customer. Don't worry about it at all. Enjoy yourself, most of the well off in the city partake in our services from time to time. Don't  be shy, pretty much all the business owners here do, if anything this will help your standing with him.”

Kizzik nodded, looking nervously around, and yes, many of the people in the boxes around them were looking at them. He could feel them judging him...especially the females, who seemed to be judging his horns and body. He could almost feel a panic attack coming on.

“Why do they keep looking at my horns...and keep looking at my...err...butt?”

Alex had to bite back a laugh.

“Measuring you up, seeing if your jewelry and clothes are better then theirs, also you have assets...”

 Kizzik looked up big gold eyes completely innocent to the situation.

“But I don't own any assets?”

Alex nearly sprayed the sip of wine he had taken from a crystal glass all over.

“You have a very nice set of hips and a butt that they are jealous of.”

Kizzik, already a bit tipsy took an offered glass of wine and looked mystified to Alex.

“They are jealous of me?”

Holy gods, this was the cutest date he had ever been on...he decided to not mention that most of the women in the small city knew him well and that a new female with the clout to buy him for the night was a serious threat in some social circles...even if she was a lizard she was well dressed and more well cared for then most of them.

“Don't worry about it so much, they are looking over your sense of fashion and judging it against theirs, the more worried or angry they look is them worrying they don't look as good as you.”

Kizzik looked around and Alex was right most of the males seemed to be ignoring him while most of the females seemed to be sizing him up...a few resembled the ones back home when he was younger, threatened for social standing! He thought he was starting to understand this! Also really tipsy, and his hand holding Alex sure was warm! Still...

“I suppose that makes sense! I feel much better now...but I'm not...

The music for the start of the first play started and drowned him out, one of the elvish attendants offered a refill to both him and Alex and he gladly took it feeling like he belonged.

The first of the acts was a human group who were dressed in ancient tribal garb, wearing not much but full body paint and thin loincloths. They danced energetically to tribal drum beats intermixed with acrobatics and spinning fire sticks and juggling. They did fire eating, and acrobatic acts that had Kizzik clutching hard to Alex's side worried about their safety!

Alex had started off watching the first act, that he had seen many many times before clapping in time to the beats enjoying the looks of former and for sure future customers on him with a bit of detached glee.  Slumming it was kinda fun...then the little kobold hung to his side clutching his arm gasping at each of the tricks he had seen dozens of times like it was a life threatening move.

“They don't ever get hurt do they?!” Squeaked the kobold.

Holy, gods, she was cute.

“Oh. Hardly ever.”

The kobold clutched his arm harder and took a sip of his wine, he couldn't help but give a smirk.

Once the warm up act was done a singing troupe took over, brass, strings and an elvish woman who seemed to be able to hit notes no other race could come close to. Most of the humans could only appreciate the feel of the music. Alex thought she was one of the best they had ever had come to the city and thoroughly appreciated the music. About halfway through the set he felt a warm wetness on his hand, his date was clutching the arm of her seat eyes shrink wrapped in tears, leaning forward.

He looked worried, and whispered.

“Hey, is everything ok?”

Kizzik nodded. “Its so beautiful, and sad, and...just...so so good. You should sing with her...your voice is as good as that, and its about an elf and a human who loved each other.” Kizzik tried to sniffle into his slave quietly without messing up the song.

“I don't think I'm all that good, humans cant match that in song no matter how hard we try.”

Kizzik leaned up to whisper, “Humans...you, have more feeling. When you sang you meant it, she sings and feels it, but its different...They last so long, the loss she is singing about is about her giving up years. Humans are more about the love. And that's what matters.”

Alex was taken a bit aback, he had taken this date as a bit of a lark, a naive kobold date was cute. But this one was an unabashed romantic. He thought about it for a bit and a wicked grin began to form.

“So a fan of the classic romances, for one who's people don't tend to be known for that. You are a bundle of surprises!”

Kizzik's cheek scales and neck blushed deep pink. “I...yeah. I think that's why I like humans so much. Romantic love. We don't have very much of that...there are stories, but it doesn't happen much.”

Alex gave the little kobolds hand a squeeze and a brush with his cheek, oooo this was going to be so much fun.

The acts went on further, small plays on battles and stories of loss. Then as the crowd was given more wine there was sillier stories and lewd dances Kizzik's favorite was when a large half orc female and male did a belly dance together, then finally audience participation. Calling up people to participate with magic tricks and even dexterous knife throwing acts that made Kizzik cringe every time one was thrown.

By the time the final act was called Kizzik was buzzing on wine and practically sitting in Alex's lap with a silly grin on his face.

“And for the final act of the evening we need a pure pair to act with us tonight, a couple that can show how true love can best even the worst odds!”

Kizzik was still grinning from the last show and didn't see Alex give a thumbs up behind his back.

The theater group stalked through the crowd fake looking for their couple, and the huge orc woman lifted him off his seat smacking Alex on the back. “You two! Perfect!”

Kizzik was spun to face the crowd...most of who laughed and cheered. However there were a few mixed  insults with a few drunken jeers and a loud unkind comment involving geckos.

His scales drained of color, he had forgotten just how many people were behind him...he gave a nervous hissing laugh as his tail tucked under himself.

The half orc female grinned ear to ear. She whispered in his ear, “Finish yer drink, we are gonna have some fun.”

Kizzik gulped barely able to bring his glass to his lips without spilling it, before he was yanked backstage by the giant woman.

Backstage Kizzik had lost track of Alex, but had been quickly bundled up into a dress that trailed past his feet and ballooned out around him making it almost impossible to move, finally a tiara of polished tin and glass gems placed on his head.

“Just have fun with it, Alex knows his lines and we will help you out! Tis gonna be fun! Yelled the half orc female before Kizzik was shoved on stage in his silly outfit.

And with that the poor kobold was pushed out on stage to a roaring drunken crowd who clapped, cheered, laughed, and jeered in equal measure. Kizzik's pupils constricted to tiny slits, his worst fear seeming to become a reality...alone on a stage being laughed at by the best of the humans who he desperately wanted to like him. He clutched the hem of the dress he was stuffed in wondering how fast he could scuttle away without being lit on fire.

Oh gods, this had to be the reason for his discount date, everyone was in on it...he was a joke...he Whined in embarrassed terror. He clutched his chest starting to hyperventilate.

“Hearken the princess and her guard,  Lo, in the time of troubles...the last of her line stood alone against the draconic hoards...king-less her kingdom was war weary and helpless!”

From either side fine set pieces slid into place, a castle and tower and the half orc female stood next to the shaking kobold now dressed in a very revealing set of steel armor and sword.

The giant half orc leaned close “Don t worry I'll help feed you lines but if you wanna just go with it and we will work with it, have fun ok?”

Kizzik squeaked and nodded, getting a good laugh from the crowd many of who had clearly seen the act before. Oh gods what was happening?!

The elf from before sung an intro, a very pretty light song...it wouldn't have meant match to many in the audience but speaking elvish Kizzik got that she was setting up a sappy princess pining for a prince story, and from the inflection he had a part in saving a kingdom...romantically.

*crap crap gods how did this happen get me out of here* thought Kizzik

Alex watched his date usually Dura eased them into a fun act but the poor kobold seemed ready to run...maybe this wasn't the best idea. Still he thought, too late to go back now.

Kizzik barely had time to wave meekly to the audience before Dura the half orc pushed him front and center.

“Whats yer name gal?” she whispered

Kizzik stammered his name that was instantly blared to the crowd. The half orc raising a prop sword. Handing the poor kobold a small wooden sword herself!

Dura yelled, “My lady will never give up her kingdom! We will never submit to the draconic forces!!”

From either side of the stage fake armored soldiers dressed in blue and pink clashed with each other, Dura had fun standing up for the pink side literally hurling people into the crowd.

Poor Kizzik had no idea what was going on flailing his wooden prop in a circle. Gods help me this is soooo bad! Fuuuuck. Please let this end fast.

A human in stage armor sprinted across the stage toward Dura the half orc, feeding Kizzik his lines and he instinctively crouched in front of her protectively, she being his only link to sanity in this crazy situation he found himself in. Apparently this was the right move as the crowd cheered for him!

He gave a frightened hiss holding up his crappy wood stage sword between the armored orc and human. Dura couldn't help but give a snorting laugh before she gave her line.

“Lady Kizzik will defend us all to the last! For Kizzikstan!” she improvised, getting another laugh from the drunken crowd.

Kizzik braced for battle, the stage actor doing a flip, landing directly at his feet, his swords were not stage swords at all, slicing his wooden sword off at the hand guard. Then standing menacingly over the poor kobold.

“You have fallen! Give your kingdom to us...submit!”

Kizzik Held up his claws, flinging the remainder of his wooden prop. “N...no! Alex please help!”

Dura looked surprised, and gave a glance to the stage crew then to Alex, she of course had done this act with him dozens of times. He gave the orc a nod, he had this.

Alex usually had a few more lines to work with, but it seemed like his kobold date was just a bit stage shy, At least she gave him enough time to get into his costume, and properly oiled up.

He entered stage left, wearing naught but a loincloth and tight leather bands over his biceps. He had a brass shield and short sword, Someone from stage right shown a mirror onto him to make it look like he was lit by a shaft of sunlight.

His skin was oiled shiny, every ripple of muscle shown, golden hair let to flow free. He strode onto the stage like he did so from the cover of a novel.

Kizzik's mouth hung open...overlong, once the crowd got over its clapping and hooting they got a good laugh out of Dura reaching over to close the kobolds mouth with her overlarge hand.

Alex gave the little kobold a wink...”Kizzikstan shall not fall this day!”

The line got a bit of a laugh and a huge blush from the kobold, but Dura pulled him back. “This is the best part!”

The two stage actors met with clashed swords center stage, Alex nearly naked with his gladiator shield and sword and the black armor clad aggressor with a bastard sword and tight leathers. They got a standing ovation from the women and more than a few of the men in the crowd.

Kizzik staggered bairly out of range of the fight gaping over the skill and err...acrobatics of the two actors. He was finally tugged out of range by Dura the half orc

“Damn, He's really goin all out tonight! Either he really likes ya er yer rich or somehin!”

The poor kobold watched the two humans clash, between the wine he had and unclear of human customs he was barely holding it together.

He clung to Dura the half orc. “They aren't going to hurt each-other are they!?”

“Nah...they are just havin fun cuz they got a good reaction out'ah ya!”

The two had to jump back as Alex blocked a swing from the human actor in black that drew sparks from his swords.

“Ah shit either they are showin off er they are tryin ta impress ya!” Dura had to pull the gaping kobold out of the way from a rather acrobatic strike drawing cheers from the crowd.

“Thats my cue! Jest go with it!” Dura wispered into Kizziks ear before launching into the battle herself.

“For Kizzikstan! She yelled before clashing with the dark armor clad attacker, colliding with him! It looked like he had run her clear through with his sword getting gasps from the crowd.

Alex gave an exaggerated Nooooo Before launching himself at the dark slayer and being kicked aside himself, the half orc landing heavily next to Kizzik who stood with a genuinely horrified look on his face.

The dark warrior flung off her helmet revealing the face of a female elf, though her features were accentuated with thick black makeup making her look evil and downright scary.

“You are fallen great warrior! The east will fall to me, and I will destroy these people unless you give me what I want!”

The dark elf knelt and leered at Alex then to the crowd, wiggling her eyebrows she brushed her cheek against his. Her hand ran from his knee slowly tracing its way to his loincloth.

“I think I'm going to enjoy...Whahh!”

Her lines were brought short by the hissing kobold who had scrabbled across the stage in record time to land on her back.

Kizzik had seen the elf grab for Alex's neathers, and between the confusion, drink...and other feelings he had not felt until this night he had had enough!

“NO! MINE! OFF!” howled Kizzik followed by many draconic cuss words, that he never uttered in good company.

The elf knew from the second that Kizzik landed that the kobold was not acting and gave a piercing shriek “AHHHH! Gititoffgittitoff Fuuuuhhhh! Eeeeeee!”

She ran back and forth around the stage, her sword clattering to the ground instantly as she battered the kobold on her back ineffectually with open handed slaps.

This drew howling laughs and cheers from the drunken crowd. Who egged the confused and enraged kobold on.

Alex stood gaping as his date was dragged by the elf, not sure if he should laugh, intervene, or continue with the act!

The elf actress finally fell to the stage rolling over “Th'OW! You bitch! Fuuuck!” She delivered the best elvish backhand slap she could to the pissed off lizard and flung herself away finally.

Kizzik came away with a bit of her tunic in his teeth that he spat out, the half orc that had been playing dead was laughing her ass off, holding the kobold back while she thought of some lines to improvise. Alex had a strange smirk on his face and the crowd was losing it laughing. The elf had had enough, she went backstage and grabbed something.

Kizzik was still standing in front of Alex growling protectively when the elf returned and flung something into Kizziks chest. And yelled <You saved yer kingdom yada yada go fuck your whore!> in elvish. Then stormed off stage. Leaving Kizzik confused, and both the crowd and half orc laughing.

Kizzik held a small cheep tin metal in his claws feeling confused as all hell. The half orc guard still laughing her ass off slapped Kizzik on the back.

“That shit was hilarious! God I've wanted to smack that bitch since we started this act!”

The poor kobold was so confused, the crowd was laughing and jeering, but Alex was standing next to him nearly naked and...wow his boss and his date were giving him a thumbs up.

“Errr We better call this one. Cut our losses and all, whispered Alex before he took a bow, putting his hand on Kizziks head so it looked like he bowed as well.

The poor kobold had no idea what was going on as he was rushed off stage still clutching the cheep pewter medal

Alex quick grabbed his clothes from backstage dragging Kizzik along with him. The half orc helped him along with a hard slap on the ass. “Ha! You git em good!”

A half block of hard running away Alex grabbed Kizziks tail holding up who was running hell bent for the outskirts of town.

Kizzik looked around in a panic. “Oh jeeze! I really didn't mean to do that! I was so confused and afraid and she went after you and I..mmmmMM?”

Kizzik was brought up short by Alex kneeling down and giving him a full on deep kiss. Silencing him.

The kobolds fear was replaced with confusion, then again by lust as the humans tongue quieted his worries.

When he broke the kiss Kizzik stood breathless. Open mouthed.

“That was cute as hell, I think its about time I brought you home.”

Kizzik stood shocked for a moment, then nodded. “Oh...yes, OH...oh...of course.”

Alex gave a bit of a smirk as he took the kobolds hand.

“Just show me the way back to your place.”

Kizzik nodded taking Alex's hand, his heart still pumping...”Oh man...oh crap. This is really happening.”
He started off toward his apartment above his bosses place...his heart in his throat.

“I mean...i didn't mean to like...uh be...like jump on that elf, I never felt like that before...i...”

Alex put a finger to the kobolds muzzle silencing him.

“Lets go. We got a night to cap off.”

Kizzik gulped and practically running he lead Alex back to his bosses building, He fiddled with the key dropping it once and entering the trade house. Leading his human date upstairs to his room.

Alex wasn't sure what to expect from a kobolds living space but he was pleasantly surprised to see a human sized bed with a pillow and blanket arranged like a nest. Shelves of books arranged along with curiosities, mostly ancient looking clay works of art. A few brass oil lamps unlit adorned the desk and bedside table.

Kizzik let Alex look around he couldn't stop staring at him, his stage loincloth gave him quite a view of the humans posterior. He used a flint and tinder to light the single lamp on his bedside table.

He turned abruptly hands on his hips. “Are you ready?”

The poor kobold felt the blood drain from his face and gulped...”no...Oh err...yes! I meant yes!”

Alex had to bite back a laugh, as he approached the his small scaled date. He knelt down placing his hands on the kobolds shoulders, leaning forward to place a kiss on his muzzle.

“Its ok, relax. This is going to be fun.”

Kizzik was freaking out, what if he didn't like him, what if he couldn't...mmmm?!

Alex embraced him, leaning forward to encompass him in a hug turning his head to give him a deep kiss, tongue forcing its way into his mouth.

Kizzik was nervous as hell at first, still in the doorway...the object of his fantasies was locked in a deep kiss with him. He reached out to hug him, a half hiss half sigh reverberated through him as he joined the kiss with more of his long thick tongue.

Alex returned the kiss, giving a hum of approval in return to his partners lust, damn the little lizard tasted good. He lifted him up, bringing the two face to face.

Kizzik gave a bit of a hiss of surprise at being lifted, but would not break the kiss...he had dreamed of this for his whole life. And it was finally happening, it was better then he could have ever imagined.

Alex was in his element, but this was a totally new experience. He went with what a human woman would like, after lifting the tiny kobold onto the bed he stripped her of her tunic. She didn't have ears to nibble so he went with the jawline. Her scales were smooth and well cared for, when he got to the cleft  of her neck and shoulder the small creature moaned and arched her back, shivering.

Kizzik never imagined anything could feel like this, not from what he had seen of the quick mountings in his home colony. Alex was using his tongue on his neck and suckling, each flick firing him further into his lust.

Alex pressed against his thigh, the kobold could feel his manhood hot pressed against it...He broke the kiss. His hands against the humans chest.

“Please...i have to see it! Please!”

Alex leaned back and was surprised at his small partners insistence, than strength as he pushed his chest with both hands. Kizzik struggled with Alex's loincloth lust making it hard to untie the knot holding it together, he gave him a little help...tossing the small garment to the side and exposing himself.

Kizzik gasped, it was huge...oh god did it look good. He grasped it one claw on the shaft and the other cradling his balls, it was totally alien to him...the nest of light hair surrounding it, everything on the outside.

“You paid me you don...Ohhhh fuck!”

Kizzik leaned forward and suckled the object of his desire, he used his tongue to completely encircle the shaft, he realized he had a little left and tickled Alex's balls just a tad before tightening his tongue to grasp him fully. And it grew for him.

Alex moaned and looked to the ceiling, FUCK! He had to bite his lip to keep from finishing right off. He looked down to see Kizzik looking straight up into his eyes, tail flicking back and forth. He bit harder tasting coppery blood from his lip...but he didn't let up.

Kizzik was loving every second of discovering, tasting and testing, however once the human swore and  grasp his head he felt his cock grow still further. He teased and pulled with his tongue, His lips wernt up to the task of teasing so he kept his tongue wrapped around it tugging.

“Ahhh! Stop! Stop im gonna finish before we get started!” yelled Alex. As he pried the hard working kobold off his cock...with quite a bit of effort.

Kizzik let him go, Alex still panting, he knelt face to face with the humans cock. Oh gods was it big, he held up his forearm against it, the shaft was bigger then his wrist and the head nearly half as big as his fist.

“I don't know if this is going to work...but you have to fuck me...now...please!”

Kizzik ripped his own undergarments off and flung them away. He didn't care what happened only that he needed this now. Alex could break him, hurt him he didn't care, he leapt up on the bed and presented himself ass up, slinging his tail to the side.

“I Need it! Please!”

Alex needed no encouragement though it definitely helped, He grabbed his throbbing cock in one hand and pulled the kobold to him by the tail with the other. He slid it under the lizard letting her know how far it would go in, sliding it between her slit and her pucker,
Kizzik gritted his teeth, ready for it. He had dreamed of this for months, this was going to be AAAAA! FUCK!”

Alex slipped it into the kobolds slit and thrust hard, only making it 3 inches or so in before his cock nearly bent in half.

“Wha?! Oww!”

Kizzik instinctively cluched his crotch rolling over hissing with pain. Being overstimulated his own cock slipped between his claws.

“Owow ow OW! Ssssss!”

Alex still holding himself looked down, his eyes going wide with worry.

“Are you ok?...i didn't know kobolds were so shallow...what the?!”

Kizzik held his own neathers rolling over.

“I cant do it like that! There's not enough space for you!”

Alex looked over the writhing kobold, realization dawning on him.

“Wait your a guy?!”

Kizzik stooped rocking back and forth, at that statement. The color bled from the scales in his face and neck. He froze and squeaked out.

“Oh my gods...You thought I was a female!?”

“Well, yeah! I haven't met many kobolds, but just your build and mannerisms. Not to mention I didn't even consider it possible for your kind to...oh...wow...this makes a lot more sense now.”  Alex thought back to several points in the night that should have given him a clue.

Kizzik sat on the bed legs squeezed together his tail wrapped around his leg, claws protecting his wilting cock. He looked directly down into his lap.

“I...am so...so sorry, I didn't mean to mislead you...I'm sorry. I...oh...”

The already small kobold seemed to shrink in on himself his shoulders pulling in as he ducked his head to hide his eyes.

Alex took a moment to take the situation in before moving forward and sitting face to face with Kizzik lifting his chin, not an easy thing to do as the poor kobold was straining to look anywhere but up.

“Hey, you didn't do anything wrong, OK? I take out both men and women. You didn't trick me into anything, man or woman my job is to treat someone to a special night. I wouldn't have accepted if I didn't like you.”

Kizzik nodded, lifting his head a bit, he still couldn't meet Alex's eyes. Afraid he would see pity in them.

“Its not that...well, its kinda that. Its...ya...well, I...its stupid.”

He firmly stared down into the bed again refusing to look up. Completely ashamed of himself.

Alex sat now cross legged in front of him. “You are one of the nicest people I have met in my entire time doing this. And stupid is the last thing I would pin on you.”

He lifted up his chin with a soft hand. “Its ok that you are a guy, more than ok! You are cute as hell!”

That got Kizzik to look up and give a smile at least, but he still sat tensed. It took him a moment but he took a deep breath and soldiered on.

“I just wanted tonight to be perfect...and I messed everything up! I always do! I wanted to make everything special and...well...great! Like you are! I had everything all planned out, the perfect date with the perfect person...a nice dinner, a show, and...well...pleasing a human like you. I thought about it for such a long time.”

He sighed sadly.

“But I'm just a stupid kobold...i screwed everything up, I was awkward at dinner...i even got confused and angry and jumped on that elf on the stage, and everyone laughed...I'm a joke. I'm pathetic. Even when I thought I was doing good in bed...i screwed that up by just being me. You are to good to just...keep going on and be nice to me.”

Alex smiled taking Kizzik's hand with his free one, massaging his palm with his thumb. “Look, nobodies perfect, not you and certainly not me. And you didn't screw up anything! I had a great time tonight, things don't happen like they do in love stories or books. You just have to take a chance and roll with the punches.”

Kizzik took a breath to refute him but was silenced by Alex clamping his muzzle shut with a firm hand.

“You are the only kobold who has had the money and guts, EVER, I have heard of to visit us. And you schmoozed with the best of em, even got up on stage...heh and savaged an elf, took a human back to his room to fuck! That's not what a screw up does, that's what someone who wants to have a hell of a good night and get some good sex does!”

Alex pushed Kizzik flat on his back before he could respond, a big smile on his face.

“Up to you, great sex. Or pass.”

Kizzik a little stunned on his back nodded once before Alex was on him grinning into his eyes, chest to chest. His response muffled into the humans mouth.

Alex grinned as he kissed, short cropped beard rasping against Kizziks scales, feeling the tense muscles of the soft scaled kobold relax under him. The kobolds legs again opened, letting the humans weight pin him to the bed. His legs on either side of his midsection. Gods it felt good...everything felt good again. The human felt the pressure of the naked kobolds rising excitement pressing between them just above his belly. For such a little thing he had quite the thick package.

Kizzik had no idea what to do, but he knew he wanted to do it...He broke his kiss, licking Alex's neck. Arching forward when Alex scooched forward towering over him. Positioning his hips above his own Alex's cock still growing against his own straining dick. Alex winked as he knelt and grasped them both together, one smooth the other ridged and pointed.

Kizzik hissed in pleasure as Alex tightened his grip and leaned forward sandwiching their cocks between their bellies tightly and thrust forward. Any little bit of slackness in Kizziks enthusiasm shot away in a rush of hardness as the practiced human toyed with him...pinning his hips, trapping him.

Alex flexed his abs pressing the two of them into Kizziks soft belly as Alex stroked them in time with rolling thrusts getting a bitten off groan of pleasure from the dominated kobold.

“Gah! I...hhmm...oh, more of that please!' Kizzik managed to squeak out as his own hips tried to match the pace Alex set.

Alex grinned at the pinned lizard as he rolled his hips practically grinding him into the bed, he squeezed the two shafts together grinding the sensitive head of his partner against his own oiled scales relentlessly.

Alex tugged on Kizzik's tail pulling him against him tighter, grasping the thickest bit of it he could pulling them together.

“Hold on tight, we are just getting uhmmh. Into the groove.”

Kizzik responded by wrapping his tail around the humans muscular arm to the bicep and tightening it.

Alex lifted Kizzik off the bed by his tail grasped arm, palming the kobolds soft ass as best he could in one hand, two stray fingers slipping inside the kobold.

Kizzik gave a cry of surprise when lifted, he barely had time to open his mouth to hiss when the feeling of being penetrated made him give a yip of surprise! He bit his lip at the feeling of thrusting while being penetrated. His eyes opened wide at the shock of cumming unexpectedly, the first spurt hit his own chin before Alex stroked him faster painting a spot on the wall behind his headboard. It didn't seem to want to stop clenching spurt after spurt from the tiny kobold making a mess between the human and him.

Kizzik panted, his cock still clenching trying to spurt still more. “Oh...oh jeeze, I'm sorry I went off so Mhhhph!” Alex silenced him with a full on tongue kiss still stroking the two of them between each other.

The kobold panted as Kizzik worked his fingers inside him milking still more from him. A big grin on the blond haired newly slicked down human.

“There, now...that was nice wasn't it?”

Kizzik was still panting for breath “Oh yes...more of thhmmmm.” He was cut short by Alex slicking his own cum from his chin and feeding it to him.

Alex sampled his fingers after Kizzik grinning evilly “More you say? I think I could manage that.”

He slicked his hand from neck to belly collecting a handful of kobold spooge, lifting up enough to draw his now throbbing hard cock from between them stroking himself with it as lube.

“Hold onto the headboard.”

Kizzik did as he was told and felt Alex's slick member between his ample cheeks press against his pucker and enter him, his whole body going stiff. He moaned and his claw shot up to grip the headboard his manicured claws biting into the wood.

Alex gave a grunt and gritted his teeth, taking a breath with an indrawn hiss. “Ow ow...relax.

Kizzik tried to calm down the muscles of his shoulders tightening. He panted short and shallow breaths.  “Now relax a bit more or its not going in...deep breaths, and calm...once its in it will be good trust me.”

Kizzik tried his best to relax, Alex still holding him up as he etched the headboard deeper still...each prod of the massive member made him tense no matter how the human eased him...he had to close his eyes and push himself down before the tip finally made it in fully, making him gasp. “FuuuuH! FUCK!”

It looked big before but it felt like he just shoved a whole fist in his ass! He had not been proud of his draconic heritage in the past, but right now he was supremely glad his people had been bred for millennia to serve dragons. Or else the human would surely have split him in half.

Alex couldn't help but grin while prodding and testing his tiny draconic partner, every testing teasing thrust made his partner's tail twitch, muscles bunch, or claws dig in.

“Arch your back...bend that ass up as high as you can!” The human added along with a helpful slap to the kobolds ample cheek.

Kizzik gave out a yelp when smacked, his tail releasing its death grip on his own leg to flail free. He listened and arched his back as much as he could, the bottom of his rib cage touching the mattress ass up, biting the trailing edge of a pillow with his sharp teeth.

“MAHhh Hrhdy!” he muffled into a the pillow.

Alex grabbed a handful of kobold ass and thrust in, met with a muffled groan of pleasure from his eager partner. He toyed with him one hand gripping him by the hip and the other teasing his body as he worked into a slow building tempo.

Kizzik felt overwhelmed, but the human had eased him into it at least...he had practiced as best he could himself, but nothing compared to what he felt now. He felt like his whole body was on fire, each thrust seemed to come easier, deeper. He never understood greed before now, his kinds want of gems or gold, but now he did...but with the human, he wanted all of him. As much as he could have!


Kizziks eyes glazed over, a claw scraping down the headboard to grasp the mattress and give him better purchase to thrust back. His tail wrapped around the humans leg tightly. With a drawn out hiss and groan of pleasure mixed with pain he thrust himself fully onto Alex's full length his plush ass squishing against his hips.

He craned his neck over his shoulder to see the human's tensed gaze, seeing him biting his lip again to hold himself in check boosted his confidence. He bent further back shifting his hips from side to side working him down to his base.

“You stay as deep as you can get! Do it as hard as you can!”

Alex paused for a second, shaking his head...fuck it was always the shy ones who ended up being the freaks.

He thrust as far as he could get, eliciting a yelp from Kizzik as well as a purring hiss, his tail squeezing his leg. The kobold started moving with him, a pace he was having a hard time to meet..he was regretting not letting him finish him off the first time. He might have been a pro but a human could only take so much!

Kizzik had his eyes closed and was rocking with every thrust he could meet. The human slaping against him with a loud smack every time they met. It was hard to breath when he was fully in him...and he loved it, so full, so good.

Alex groaned, every stroke he made felt like the kobold  was gripping him back, Kizziks muscle control was unlike anything he had ever felt before. His eyes grew wide.

Kizzik knew what that look meant and his claws dropped from the headboard one flailing to grab one of the humans hands.

“OH no you don't!” He bit Alex's hand, not hard enough to draw blood, but enough to stop him cumming.

“AH! Shit fuck!”

Alex shook his hand putting it in his mouth for a second...Kizzik gave a shit eating grin back to him and half hissed half purred at him.

“You little teasing shit!” thought Alex as he suckled his stinging hand.

“So that's how it is huh? You wanna play it that way?!”

Kizzik nodded into the pillow tongue aiding a lusty hiss between his thin lips.

“So be it.” responded Alex as he thrust as deep as he could, grasping Kizziks tail and forcing him into the mattress as hard as he could. Hammering him for all he was worth.

Kizzik could baily hold on the sound of the humans grunts and the sound of the headboard hammering into the plaster wall drown out his own mewls and hisses. When he came belly down into the sheets and cried out the human didnt give him respite in the least, he just kept fucking.

Alex felt it when the poor kobold came, pulling his tail tight as he ground his hips into him, still hammering away. It took him very little time to reach his limit when he felt the little lizards muscles lose control...he thrust deep as he could cumming deep inside him with a roar that he was sure could be heard through the whole building. He let go Kizziks tail and lay atop him gasping for breath.

Kizzik relaxed unable to hold on with the human laying on him he gave up his grip and flopped onto the bed motionless as the human finished inside warmth filling him.

The two lay exhausted, Kizzik could barely draw breath from the dead weight atop him...a fact that Alex quickly drew on, quickly moving to push himself off.

Kizzik grasped his leg around the thigh. “NO! Don't get up, not yet...feels good. Stay on me please?”

Alex panted proping himself up by a hand to not sqish his partner panted out of breath. “I dont wanna crush ya! Jeeze.”

Kizzik pushed at the hand propping the human up, finally getting him to drop his full weight onto him...making it hard to breath, but oh did it feel oh so good. He managed to squeek out. “mmm feels good.”

Alex lay on Kizzik, the small kobold practically purring under him. He felt the kobolds tail slowly wrap around his leg at the thigh tightening a relaxing as he settled down.

The rapid breaths of his small reptillian partner calmed finally releasing the tightness that kept him hard, allowing him to slip free.

Kizzik gave a small sigh of contentment. He shifted so he could face Alex. Before he could get up he hugged him around the midsection grasping him close.

“That...was the best thing that I have ever felt in my life. It...you...were so good. Thank you.”

Kizzik put his muzzle into Alex's shoulder breathing a sigh into his neck.

Alex let his weight sink into the bed, exhausted and content returned the embrace. Though he felt he owed Kizzik more.

“That was...wow. You felt great...Iv'e never been with anyone quite like you before, don't you want to...ya know. Do that with me?”

Kizzik blearily shook his head. “I couldn't do more...right now.” He panted for breath. “But that was the best thing ive ever done...ever.”

Kizzik frowned and looked at the sheets. “Does this mean the date is over? I...don't want this to stop. I feel so good. Can we just...stay together awhile?”

The kobold looked up hopefully to the human above him, and Alex truly a softy at heart couldn't say no.

“Of course not. We can...well stay, rest, talk you know?”

“cuddles?” added Kizzik.

“Yes. Those.”

And so they did, long into the night, Kizzik having consumed more alcohol and more sex than he had in a lifetime kept nodding off, shaking it off as long as he could to keep the best moment he ever had in life alive finally dozed off well before dawn.


Kizzik awoke blinking hard, ooooo his head hurt...he stuck out his tongue wetting his lips. Head feeling heavy. A hand going to his pounding head.

His foggy vision made out the scratches in his headboard and a discolored splatter on the wall, he gave a hung over chuckle before grabbing his head in both hands.

Ow...he patted the bed next to him, to find it empty. Aww...but that's what he was told to expect...still he had hoped.

Ugg...he grasped at the clay pitcher of water next to his bed for a drink and tilting it managed to pour half of it onto himself making him sputter and gasp.

Flailing he got up to rush to the window...alcohol may have been fun last night but it was not this morning. A few gulping gasps outside in the fresh air calmed the urge to puke, but only barely.

He headed back toward his pitcher of water to douse himself when he spotted the letter weighed down by the cheep tin metal.

His heart lept in his chest, it was the metal the elf threw at him at the play! He held it as he read the note.

“Dear Kizzik, It is not like me to do this, but strange dates such as this cannot be ignored. Last night was one of the most unique and interesting experiences of my life. I think we can be more than friends. If you think you have the fortitude for it, I believe you could join me at least partially in my work. If you so wish to do so. Either way, Meet me at the fountain this end day. I shall have a new song to sing. Yours, Alex.”

Kizzik folded up the letter, and looked at the metal...wow...just...HA! He gave a whoop and instaly grabbed his head...ow...but yah!

He managed to dress himself dispite his state and hauled himself downstairs. His boss met him at the counter himself looking disheveled.

Kizziks bouncing step slowed as he met his boss.

“err...good morning sir...”

The boss eyed him lowering his head. “I trust you had a good time last night?”

Kizzik turned his head to the side, then raised it looking his boss dead in the eye. “Oh yes sir.”

The huge man gave a chuckle and slapped the kobold full on the back, “Good on ya lad! Knew ya had it in ya! Welp! Time ta open up, make us some coffee!”

“Yes sir!” the kobold replied. Dispite feeling like he might barf if the sun shown to hard on him feeling better than he ever felt in his whole life.

End