-- karkatsBucket [KB] began pestering aresenicCatnip [AC] at 19:09 --
[07:10] KB: hey
[07:10] KB: hey cat lady
[07:10] AC: :33 < hi?
[07:10] KB: i need your help
[07:10] AC: :33 < with what.... um....
[07:10] KB: the drones are on there way to collect me
[07:10] KB: but im empty
[07:11] KB: you know what that means right?
[07:11] AC: :33 < O_O
[07:11] KB: karkat is going to be culled
[07:11] KB: so i need you to do one thing for me
[07:12] AC: :33 < um....
[07:12] KB: i need you to fill me
[07:12] AC: :33 < ......
[07:12] AC: :33 < ......
[07:13] KB: come on you are his matesprit arnt you
[07:13] KB: its your job
[07:13] AC: :33 < y-yeah.... b-b-but were too young to have drones after us......
[07:14] KB: there was a new rule
[07:14] KB: didnt you see the memo
[07:14] AC: :33 < were only 6 sw33ps!!
[07:15] KB: dont blame me
[07:15] KB: just fill me
[07:15] KB: or karkat will be culled
[07:16] AC: :33 < why the hell can you talk.... your.... ugh...
[07:16] KB: a bucket
[07:16] KB: yes
[07:16] AC: :33 < then why can you talk?!?!?!?!?!
[07:16] KB: ...
[07:16] KB: magic
[07:16] AC: :33 < is this some kind of sick joke?!
[07:16] KB: no joke
[07:17] AC: :33 < ..
[07:18] KB: fill me
[07:18] AC: :33 < ....
[07:18] KB: please?
-- aresenicCatnip [AC] ceased pestering karkatsBucket [KB] at 19:19 --

-- karkatsBucket [KB] began pestering cuttlefishCuller [CC] at 19:35 --
[07:35] KB: hey
[07:35] KB: hey you
[07:35] KB: fish lady
[07:36] KB: i need your help
[07:38] CC: Yes?
[07:38] KB: i need you to fill me
[07:38] KB: if you do
[07:38] KB: i will grant you a wish
[07:38] CC: ....W)(AT?
[07:39] KB: fill
[07:39] KB: me
[07:39] KB: for karkat
-- cuttlefishCuller [CC] ceased pestering karkatsBucket [KB] at 19:39 --

[19:52:51] Branwell Innes: -- karkatsBucket [KB] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA] at 19:45 --
[07:45] KB: hey
[07:45] KB: lady
[07:45] GA: Really
[07:45] KB: really
[07:45] KB: its really important!
[07:45] GA: I Think I Will Not Tolerate This
[07:45] KB: the drones are coming though
[07:45] GA: What Is So Very Important
[07:45] KB: karkat is going to be culled
[07:45] GA: Ah Is That It
[07:45] GA: Do Go On
[07:45] KB: i need to be filled!
[07:45] GA: I Am Not Pailing With Karkat
[07:46] KB: i will grant you a magic wish if you do
[07:46] KB: no one else will fill me :(
[07:46] KB: not even the shipping cat girl
[07:47] GA: How Dare You Approach Nepeta With Such Filth
[07:47] KB: hey, you clearly have not seen the back of her cave wall
[07:48] KB: its not pretty
[07:48] GA: I Am Aware Of It
[07:49] GA: There Is A Difference Between Such Light Shippings As She Calls It And Your Depraved Advances
[07:49] KB: light shippings?
[07:49] KB: i ment the far back
[07:50] KB: anyway
[07:50] KB: you need to fill me
[07:50] GA: I Am Ending This Discussion And I Do Not Wish To Hear From Any Of My Companions That You Have Continued To Solicit Them
[07:50] GA: Do I Make Myself Clear
[07:51] KB: yep
[07:51] KB: but what will you do if i carry on?
[07:51] KB: because remember
[07:52] KB: im a magic bucket
[07:52] GA: Goodbye Magic Bucket
-- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] ceased pestering karkatsBucket [KB] at 19:52 --

-- karkatsBucket [KB] began pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] at 20:19 --
[08:19] KB: excuse me
[08:19] TG: no dont hit me
[08:19] -- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] cowers --
[08:19] KB: what?
[08:19] KB: i wont hit you
[08:19] KB: i am a bucket
[08:20] KB: i cant hit you
[08:20] TG: ok good
[08:20] TG: so
[08:20] TG: ahahahaa
[08:20] TG: i must be so drunk
[08:20] TG: i need another bottle
[08:20] KB: while your at it
[08:20] KB: can you fill me?
[08:20] TG: ok sure
[08:20] -- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] pours a whole wine bottle into the bucket --
[08:20] KB: ohh
[08:20] KB: oh man
[08:20] KB: what was in that
[08:21] TG: uhhh
[08:21] TG: magic
[08:21] TG: yep
[08:21] KB: oh god
[08:21] KB: im a double magic bucket
[08:21] TG: gaps!
[08:21] TG: *gasp
[08:21] KB: fuck
[08:21] KB: i feel dizzt
[08:22] KB: dizzy
[08:22] -- karkatsBucket [KB] falls over and it all spills out --
[08:22] TG: poor inaniate object
[08:22] TG: ewwwwww
[08:22] KB: oh man
[08:22] TG: u just wasted perfectly good wine
[08:22] KB: i am so sorry
[08:22] TG: i was gon drink that outta you
[08:22] KB: ho man
[08:22] KB: oh
[08:23] KB: that would of been vool
[08:23] KB: cool
[08:23] KB: can you put me up right?
-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] ceased pestering karkatsBucket [KB] at 20:23 --

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering karkatsBucket [KB] at 20:17 --
[08:17] TG: ?
[08:18] TG: what the fuck
[08:18] KB: hey
[08:18] KB: yes
[08:18] TG: the username dude
[08:18] KB: i need your help
[08:18] TG: what
[08:18] KB: you need to fill me
[08:18] KB: if you dont
[08:18] KB: karkat will be culled
[08:20] TG: with what
[08:20] KB: genetic matireal
[08:22] TG: being
[08:22] TG: blood
[08:22] TG: because i dont do that emo cutting shit
[08:22] KB: what?
[08:22] KB: okay
[08:22] KB: there is an alternitive
[08:23] TG: also were on a fucking rock
[08:23] TG: who the shit is going to do anything to any of us
[08:24] KB: the drones
[08:25] KB: on the other side of the scratch
[08:25] TG: three years away ok
[08:25] TG: ill just cut myself and bleed out
[08:25] TG: dont peek k
[08:25] KB: like i said
[08:25] KB: there is an alternitive
[08:26] TG: you could just explainit
[08:26] TG: instead of dancing around all of this shit
[08:26] KB: its part of my contract
[08:26] KB: i am obliged to act all mysterious and riddley
[08:26] KB: anyway
[08:27] KB: the drones are dumb and cant tell what is in the bucket
[08:27] TG: this is my caring button
[08:27] TG: youll notice it reads dont give a fuck
[08:27] KB: so if you fill me with something that looks like genetic matireal i will be on my way
[08:27] TG: so
[08:27] TG: give them a bunch of koolaid
[08:27] KB: no
[08:27] TG: done
[08:28] KB: apple juice
[08:28] TG: ...
[08:28] KB: problem
[08:28] TG: you want me to deprive myself of sane beverages to save some douche nozzles life
[08:28] KB: yep
[08:28] KB: i will grant you a wish after
[08:28] TG: just making sure were clear here
[08:28] KB: i am a magic bucket
[08:29] TG: that youre obviously trolling
[08:29] KB: nope
[08:29] KB: fill me apple juice and i will grant you a wish and go
[08:30] TG: whats the other method
[08:30] TG: where does this
[08:30] TG: genetic material come from
[08:30] KB: well it can be anything
[08:30] KB: from your body
[08:33] TG: well ok
[08:34] TG: get over here
[08:34] TG: i got a schedule to keep
[08:34] KB: ...
[08:34] KB: im a bucket
[08:34] KB: i grant wishes and travel through time, i cant move
[08:35] TG: ...
[08:36] KB: does it look like i have legs?
[08:36] TG: you cant even hop
[08:36] KB: okay
[08:36] KB: let me try
[08:37] -- karkatsBucket [KB] falls over and starts to roll away --
[08:37] KB: oh shit!
[08:37] TG: youre just stuck like that all through time sitting there like tomorrow wasnt a thing
[08:37] KB: help me!
[08:38] -- karkatsBucket [KB] is rolling away --
[08:38] -- turntechGodhead [TG] just watching it go. --
[08:39] KB: you betrayed me!!!
[08:39] TG: hey never said id help
[08:43] KB: ohh you di-
[08:43] -- karkatsBucket [KB] falls off the vail --