Nuzchat Cards Against Humanity

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___ confirmed for Gen 6. No es fake!
___ x ___ is my OTP.
Bird hacks in ___ into ___.
In the second series, the five Manics must unite their powers to defeat ___.
Today, Kinky ravaged the ___ thread.
____ is 11/10 would read again.
NOOOOOOO ONNNNNNE ___S LIKE ___
This week, the chat decided to ship ___ with ___.
____ needs to update his damn run.
____ used ___! ____ hurt itself in its confusion!
____is 3edgy5me.
____ died because of a lucky crit.
The next National Park thread is the ____ game.
Happy drew ___ for ___ Day.
When I was a ___ I ate four dozen ___ every morning.
Too many ___.
Fuck this ____ with a rake.
____, next time on Dragon Ball Z.
I DON'T TURN INTO A ____.
_____: Ace ____.
____ is the Oracle.
____ while I play unfitting music.
The only time a lawyer can cry is ___.
That’s the biggest ____ I've ever seen!
It feels like my ___ are doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm gonna get to her ___! Er, the ___ of this case!
Land of the ____ and home of the ____.
No es ___.
Yet Another _____ Hack.
A bigger, blacker ____.
____!  Get your ____ over here!
You're weak.  Why are you weak?  Because you lack... _______.
Let's _____ ... scientifically!
___ makes his exit, by using the ___, like an ordinary Muggle.
If something smells, it's usually the ____.
Check yourself before you ___ yourself.
So, how about them _____.
Hot ____ on _____ action.
Blacker than a moonless night, more bitter than hell itself, that... is ___!
My ____ senses are tingling!
___ used Explosion.
MY PARENTS ARE ____!!
Is my ___ too spiky? Not spiky enough?
Luke, I am your ______.
The good, the bad, the _____.
Bird finally confesses that he truly does love ___.
Oh shit, who brought fucking ____ along?
____: ____ by day, ____ by night.
I have two ___, one for ___ and the other for ____.
Harry's insatiable thirst for _____ cannot be quenched.
____-type confirmed.
You get a __! And YOU get a ___! EVERYBODY GETS A ___!
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want!  I want a ____!
WHAT IS _____.
What Willis was talking about.
You want ___ to cuddle up to you and whisper into your ear "You are _____."
The Godkarp orders you to ____.
Ruby Destiny: ___ of ___.
Once you go ___, you never go ____.
I can see clearly now, the __ has gone.
I'm too sexy for my ___.
_____'s new Dream World ability is _____.
Shake that ___ one more time.
Silly rabbit, ____ are for kids.
In case of ____, look directly at _____.
The new Manic fragment is going to be Manic, ______.
I whip my ____ back and forth.
If you break the Nuzforums rules, expect ______ on the first offense.
Why are Mommy and Daddy getting a divorce?
They’ve stolen the ___!  We must go back in time!
Professor Oak gives you ____ in real life.
___ is a Time Lord.
____ X ____ slashfic. High five, bro.
____ once visited ____. It is now called ______.
It’s so hot out!  ___ was a bad choice.
Apply ___ to burned area.
Heh! This ____ is great! It's full of ____.
____, horny for you, with a raging ____.
wow such _____ very ____ wow
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! ____ VS _____!

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                WHITE
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OBJECTION!
THE ORACLE.
Curtis running away from a bunch of fangirls.
DoesntKnowHowToPlay.
Jade hype.
A rake-fucking.
Letter making Holocaust jokes to Jana.
Whitney's Miltank.
Ridiculous, uncontrollable shipping.
ODing on EV Vitamins.
Nuzforum mods.
HIMSELF.
Shinymon being beat over the head with a steel dildo until he cries the blood of angels.
Shipping everything.
Shinymon.
Gogoat rule 34.
A Coke can filled to the brim with rat poison.
Dysgruntledshipping.
Panda.
Too many god-damn Zubats.
Jana being extremely tsundere to The Takuto.
Grunty being extremely tsundere to Dys.
Yandere Yancy.
Nuzlocke.
The Faplocke burning in flames.
GASTON.
Princess Afro of Nuzchatlandia.
Magellan's hair.
Sunburns in Reactionlockes.
Bird having an aneurysm.
Expecting news on Smash.
MILES FUCKING EDGEWORTH.
Pink Princess.
HARUKA-CHWAAAAAAAAAAAN.
A relentless Fletchling huggably razing your organs.
Growlie turning into a dolphin.
Arceus and Victini's lovechild.
The RNG.
silverangel locked out of Showdown and PO.
William Shatner.
FINALS.
Going full Takei.
Chaos’s Wall'o'Text. (tm)
Manfred von Karma in nothing but a Speedo.
The blue badger coming to get you.
Prince OP, faggot is he.
THIS IS NOW A SPIDERMAN THREAD.
A Gardevoir about to be sexually violated by a greasy neckbeard.
Panties?! Again?!
MUGGLES.
Lord Voldemort's missing nose.
It's ogre.
Emperor Kuzco.
WRROOOAAAARRRR! PEEKO!
Letting out sexual tension on Pokegirls.
getting da thing
An 11-year old having May want to give him a blowjob at update 1.
Two-Two.
Tacos.
A Manfred von Karma objection.
KOKORO SUKOPU.
Poke-respect.
Spider sex.
Mega Mewtwo-Y getting a head boner.
Shrekmate.
The feeling of dried drool on the side of your mouth.
Curtis' harem.
The warm side of the pillow.
Juan's harem.
THE GODDAMN GLIGARMAN.
THE GODDAMN BRYCENMAN.
Gaston: The Movie.
Fairy type.
Mufasa's death in 3D.
Aristicus' undying Absol love.
Fire/Fighting Fennekin.
Panda's weird obsession with dumb wolves.
MOON MOON.
Manfred von Karma by day, Gligarman by night.
Another goddamn Fire/Fighting-type.
A legendary pre-evo.
A ginger in disguise.
A sex deprived anon from /vp/.
Expert Emerald Ledian.
CAPTAIN CANADA.
Godkarp.
Billy Mays on a selling spree.
Overused meme.
LOUD NOISES.
Wynaut.
FUCKING DOUBLE TEAM.
DarkRisingGirl.
LORD FARQUAAD.
Miles Edgeworth, Tsundere Attorney.
Babies headbanging to screamo.
Phoenix Wright, criminal mastermind.
Shedinja.
Onix.
DONUT'S ATOMIC KITTEN SLEDGE.
A spectacularly noisy keyboard.
Wikipedia.
That one gay Hoenn Battle Frontier Brain.
A bad case of man face.
What's really underneath Cynthia's bangs.
Letting it all hang loose.
The Most Interesting Man In The World.
Burn Heal.
Gary's Raticate.
Burgh dancing naked in a strip club.
A total forum shutdown.
A newbie complaining about lack of replies.
The annual Nuzlocke awards.
An unsubstantiated rumor.
RedAlchemist's monotype tournament.
Riding the Gogoat.
Nuzlocke's dead pokemon.
Speedrun's shambling corpse.
Getting the same goddamn catch five routes in a row.
A shiny pokemon in the Safari Zone, running away while flipping you off.
Your asshole rival.
Excessive angst over a death.
Cybercrime Cafe.
Other Adventures.
A run necro-bump.
Overheat, to the face.
A FABULOUS rainbow ride with Burgh.
My love for trumpets.
Those damn Honies.
Youngster Joey.
A slightly used thong.
Drew Carey.
A Lucario No.1 Fan post.
A new user's first post.
Pillowcase weeping into a bowl of Cheerios.
A flagrant rip-off.
1,000,000 Pokebucks.
Johto's EXP curve.
Abusing Pickup like a boss.
Rule 34 of Cynthia's grandmother.
Angry Pidgeys.
Splash attack!
Pokephilia.
N's funky hair.
A female Machamp.
A particularly raunchy private message.
Roll to dodge.
A bad PMD roleplay round.
pokemon: attack of mewtwo
Boomfag.
Bold, underlined, colored, italicized text.
A written log with first-grade grammar.
The metal arm.
Hungry Hungry Hippopotas.
Permabox.
Burnout.
Losing the first battle against your rival.
A swift kick in the pokeballs.
Butterfree, bitches.
Doesnt's blood pressure.
Vega.
Pillowcase on a caffeine IV.
IMPLYING EVERYTHING.
Snakewood.
A prepubescent kid talking down to you.
The longest Mafia game ever.
A stunning lack of character development.
Naming your rival 'Dicks' or 'Butts'.
Snake's creepy whispering.
A Polish abortion.
Volt Absorb Spearow
Catching a rolling Chocobo.
Gorelax.
A Ruby Destiny all-rival orgy.
Comic Sans.
Bill O'Reilly leaking white-hot oil from his ears.
Glenn Beck being hung, drawn and quartered.
Another randomized Emerald run.
Pure, platonic Internet love.
Assembly of hippies.
Sharpedo with laser beams on their heads.
Snake and Happy flirting.
ew a snek
A loveless political marriage.
Changing your tumblr name... again.
Pantyshipping.
Gulping down waiter.
Cosplaying as a comic writer.