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  1. (the game proper starts at 8:14)
  2.  
  3. Never tell your password to anyone.
  4. Tuesday, June 17, 2014
  5. 7:47 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT has been invited to chat.
  6. 7:47 PM - Sarah Salem has been invited to chat.
  7. 7:47 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT entered chat.
  8. 7:47 PM - Sarah Salem entered chat.
  9. 7:48 PM - Sarah Salem: slow down, i was coming :v
  10. 7:48 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright so we're two for three
  11. 7:48 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: since IIRC Ryan isn't in this
  12. 7:48 PM - Sarah Salem: yeah
  13. 7:48 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: Potato fucked off to somewhere like he tends to do
  14. 7:48 PM - Sarah Salem: i dont think you can use that expression like that :v
  15. 7:48 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: and Wing's got dead language finals
  16. 7:48 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: yep
  17. 7:48 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ssh
  18. 7:49 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: not my second language
  19. 7:49 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: (not a good excuse)
  20. 7:49 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: (w/e)
  21. 7:49 PM - Sarah Salem: pfft
  22. 7:54 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: god damn it potato you shit
  23. 7:55 PM - Sarah Salem: potato you you
  24. 7:55 PM - Sarah Salem: double nigger
  25. 7:55 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: he's a jewfroed dude from texas
  26. 7:55 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: he's the double opposite if anything
  27. 7:56 PM - Sarah Salem: i wonder if hes gotten rid of that by now
  28. 7:56 PM - Sarah Salem: its pretty bad :v
  29. 7:56 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yeah
  30. 7:56 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: especially when combined with that mountain dew shirt
  31. 7:57 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: and the skirt
  32. 7:57 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: i think you will find that is a kilt, my sire, and furthermore,
  33. 7:57 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright let's not make fun of Potato
  34. 7:57 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: he's an ok dude
  35. 7:58 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ...but c'mon, let me present a list of people who should wear afros:
  36. 7:58 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: 1. Black Dynamite
  37. 8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R entered chat.
  38. 8:00 PM - ?ou ? ? entered chat.
  39. 8:00 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: there he is
  40. 8:00 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: the fucker
  41. 8:00 PM - ?ou ? ?: hi
  42. 8:00 PM - ?ou ? ?: my sister left out house
  43. 8:00 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: long time no see
  44. 8:00 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: oh wow tater's here
  45. 8:00 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: and what is wing doing here
  46. 8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: teasing u
  47. 8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: bai bitch
  48. 8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R disconnected.
  49. 8:01 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: son of a bitch
  50. 8:01 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: anyway
  51. 8:01 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: the gang's all here
  52. 8:01 PM - ?ou ? ?: dad almost beat the shit out o sister, sister left house, probs wont see sister again for a while,
  53. 8:01 PM - ?ou ? ?: lots o family drama
  54. 8:01 PM - Sarah Salem: >rolz down
  55. 8:01 PM - Sarah Salem: what is this shit
  56. 8:01 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: whaaaaat
  57. 8:01 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: if you have other things to take care of potato you don't need to be here
  58. 8:02 PM - ?ou ? ?: nah son
  59. 8:02 PM - ?ou ? ?: it's over now
  60. 8:02 PM - ?ou ? ?: PNP will help me take my mind off of it
  61. 8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: aight then
  62. 8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: you best upload your sheet then
  63. 8:02 PM - Sarah Salem: rolz you filthy motherfucker
  64. 8:02 PM - ?ou ? ?: kk
  65. 8:02 PM - Sarah Salem: betraying us in our time of need
  66. 8:02 PM - ?ou ? ?: just need to put in the weapon
  67. 8:02 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: wtf you weren't kiddin
  68. 8:02 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: 502 bad gateway
  69. 8:02 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: what the f is this s
  70. 8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: we'll use roll20
  71. 8:03 PM - Sarah Salem: kk
  72. 8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: thankfully there's more than one dice rolling client
  73. 8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: you also get a nostalgia trip
  74. 8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: https://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQ
  75. 8:03 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: goddammit where's that cthulhu dnd comic where you need it
  76. 8:04 PM - ?ou ? ?: where do i save the sheet
  77. 8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: into characters
  78. 8:04 PM - Sarah Salem: hey, my macros are still there
  79. 8:04 PM - Sarah Salem: gravy
  80. 8:04 PM - ?ou ? ?: what's the "dot whatever" i have to type?
  81. 8:04 PM - ?ou ? ?: i mean
  82. 8:05 PM - ?ou ? ?: at the end o the ile name of the sheet
  83. 8:05 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: file type?
  84. 8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: .xml
  85. 8:05 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: .xml
  86. 8:05 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yeah
  87. 8:05 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: or use save as
  88. 8:05 PM - ?ou ? ?: KK
  89. 8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: swedish chef
  90. 8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: oh boy
  91. 8:06 PM - ?ou ? ?: BORK BORK BORK!
  92. 8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: you got your equipment sorted off Ciaster's rebalance?
  93. 8:06 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I sure as hell hope so :v
  94. 8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: also 7:29 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: if you want your paladin traptwatter or whatever to have some kinda cheap little free trinket thats mostly character fluff which you dont intend to sell or anything, feel free to give him something
  95. 8:06 PM - ?ou ? ?: i'll go double check
  96. 8:06 PM - Sarah Salem: did i inspire that :v
  97. 8:07 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: oh I meant to ask you
  98. 8:07 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: does a 12 gauge shotgun count as a character fluff item
  99. 8:07 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: it's important to my dude
  100. 8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: no
  101. 8:07 PM - ?ou ? ?: i was a bit busy having shitty domestic disturbences to care about some dirty filthy polish "rebalance"
  102. 8:07 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: damn
  103. 8:08 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: dude I made this like
  104. 8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: for that i should take caps away from you
  105. 8:08 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: half a year ago :v
  106. 8:08 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: was worth a try
  107. 8:09 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: bollocks, roll20 works on linux machine but the chat's grayed out
  108. 8:09 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: so much for muh double screen gayming
  109. 8:09 PM - ?ou ? ?: are we just the only three players
  110. 8:09 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yeah
  111. 8:09 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: Wing's got a Latin final tomorrow
  112. 8:10 PM - Sarah Salem: man ciaster you cant even double screen game?
  113. 8:10 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yeah I know
  114. 8:10 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: weak
  115. 8:10 PM - Sarah Salem: total pansy
  116. 8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: why is the chat grayed out
  117. 8:10 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: linux
  118. 8:10 PM - Sarah Salem: i totes doublescreen game
  119. 8:10 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ignore
  120. 8:10 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: it works fine on w7
  121. 8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: how do you intend to roll :v
  122. 8:10 PM - Sarah Salem: with his other computer :v
  123. 8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: oh right
  124. 8:10 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: very, uh, nice map
  125. 8:11 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: oh hey, it's our old group!
  126. 8:11 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: you motherfucker you squished Tom
  127. 8:11 PM - ?ou ? ?: man this tf2 short is coo
  128. 8:11 PM - ?ou ? ?: trying to watch all of it is kinda hard tho
  129. 8:12 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: so, we all sorted then?
  130. 8:12 PM - Sarah Salem: yep
  131. 8:12 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: as soon as you stop calling me a fag
  132. 8:12 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: jk
  133. 8:12 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: we're on
  134. 8:12 PM - Sarah Salem: namechanges, everyone~
  135. 8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I was just gonna say that nerd
  136. 8:13 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ain't changin'
  137. 8:13 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: mine fits perfectly
  138. 8:13 PM - Sarah Salem: pfft
  139. 8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge has changed their name to FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT.
  140. 8:14 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: aight first up
  141. 8:14 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: the completely skippable wordy text intro
  142. 8:14 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: get on with it will ya
  143. 8:14 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: War… war never changes.
  144. 8:14 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: In the year of 2077, after countless years of armed conflict, a great nuclear fire enshrouded the world for what many believed to be the last time. This was, however, not the case. The resulting fallout created a great many monstrosities, but the end of the world was not among them. New York, thanks to its dense population, was one of the more popular targets for dirty bombs. While the infrastructure of the city remained mostly intact, the radiation created a great number of unspeakable horrors. Like giant spiders. Giant spiders the size of your head.
  145. 8:15 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Terrifying.
  146. 8:15 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: In a world where the definition of "peace" has been just about forgotten, factions will take any advantage they can get. Rubble, collapsed buildings and highways, and rusting scraps which were once cars, litter the streets. Gangs vie for territory, and turf wars are commonplace. Any building even rumored to have anything worthwhile within becomes the target of numerous factions. Why have you come to this forsaken city? Are you hoping to take some of this technology for your homeland, or for yourself? Or are you, perhaps, a tourist of the post-apocalyptic; hoping to see the sights and sounds of somewhere new, hoping to break the monotony of a life you once lived? In any case, the Big Apple, this city, holds your future. A future you could never have seen coming.
  147. 8:15 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Because war? War… never changes.
  148. 8:16 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: go on
  149. 8:16 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: I am ye faggo
  150. 8:16 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: I don't have the rest typed out
  151. 8:16 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT disconnected.
  152. 8:16 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: :T
  153. 8:17 PM - Swedish Chef: well
  154. 8:17 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: give him a minute
  155. 8:17 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: he's restarting
  156. 8:17 PM - Swedish Chef: this has been going swimmingly
  157. 8:18 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You all sit aboard a large transport ship. The tickets for this particular venture cost you most of your remaining caps, but the tales you heard of New York will hopefully turn out true and make it all worth it.
  158. 8:19 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You are currently sitting together among a number of other passengers. Feel free to make conversation to kill the time.
  159. 8:20 PM - Swedish Chef: i look at the other passengers
  160. 8:20 PM - Swedish Chef: "Horka swedy grany borka du?"
  161. 8:21 PM - Sarah Salem: I give him a perplexed expression and jot down some quick notes in my journal.
  162. 8:21 PM - Sarah Salem: "Excuse me?"
  163. 8:22 PM - Swedish Chef: "Gurly hui borka BOATA dar"
  164. 8:23 PM - Sarah Salem: "The...boat?"
  165. 8:26 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: As you attempt to decipher this madman's ramblings, you hear a scuffle somewhere to your left
  166. 8:26 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "I said gimme the caps!"
  167. 8:26 PM - Sarah Salem: I turn my head to watch.
  168. 8:27 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You see three thugs, one wielding a pipe, another a 2x4 plank and a third with an obviously shoddily crafted gun
  169. 8:28 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: They're all surrounding one man who is down on his hands and knees at the moment. The other passengers give this group a wide berth
  170. 8:30 PM - Swedish Chef: is there any food anywhere\
  171. 8:30 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT has been invited to chat.
  172. 8:30 PM - lorr! entered chat.
  173. 8:30 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT entered chat.
  174. 8:30 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: No, there is not, as you are currently sitting with the passengers
  175. 8:31 PM - Sarah Salem: ((this is my friend who's gonna watch))
  176. 8:31 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Dammit Potato I told you to try and make a serious character, I shot down Jive for a reason, at least he would have talked properly
  177. 8:31 PM - lorr!: ((hey))
  178. 8:31 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yo
  179. 8:31 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I'm the token minority
  180. 8:32 PM - Swedish Chef: actually, on that topic
  181. 8:32 PM - Swedish Chef: i don't really think im in the mood for the game today
  182. 8:32 PM - Sarah Salem: welp
  183. 8:32 PM - Swedish Chef: im a jackass ultrafag i know i know
  184. 8:33 PM - Swedish Chef: just lots of family shit i really cant control
  185. 8:33 PM - Swedish Chef: sorry m8s
  186. 8:33 PM - Sarah Salem: yeah, its cool
  187. 8:33 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: its ok
  188. 8:33 PM - Swedish Chef left chat.
  189. 8:33 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: well
  190. 8:33 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: want to go with just you two then?
  191. 8:34 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: an emphatic yes
  192. 8:34 PM - Sarah Salem: ^
  193. 8:34 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I didn't just g thrugh this shit nt to play a game
  194. 8:34 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: dammit
  195. 8:34 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: well alrighty then
  196. 8:34 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: somethins stuck under the o key
  197. 8:34 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: :v
  198. 8:34 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: keep goin
  199. 8:35 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: so you're sitting together, there's a scuffle that you just saw, plan on intervening? Or just gonna watch
  200. 8:35 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I'm gonna draw my gun, as non threateningly as you can draw a gun
  201. 8:35 PM - Sarah Salem: I keep a wary eye on the conflict, but stay where I am.
  202. 8:36 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: The thugs are too busy surrounding this man menacingly, as the one with the shoddy gun sends a foot to his gut
  203. 8:36 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: The fail to notice you draw your weapon
  204. 8:36 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: they*
  205. 8:37 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright, I'm gonna give the guy they're roughing up a once over
  206. 8:37 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: maybe he deserves it :v
  207. 8:37 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Looking him over?
  208. 8:37 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yeah
  209. 8:37 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: please don't tell me to rol as I can't :v
  210. 8:37 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Can you roll PER or does your linux not allow that sort of tomfoolery
  211. 8:37 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: hang on actually
  212. 8:38 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: it woud if ou used rolz as usual
  213. 8:38 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: goddamn old keyboard
  214. 8:38 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I WILL HAVE FUN DAMMIT.
  215. 8:38 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: rolz is back
  216. 8:38 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: good
  217. 8:38 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: lets go there so we can actually fucking do things
  218. 8:38 PM - Sarah Salem: the usual room?
  219. 8:38 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yep
  220. 8:38 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: FalloutPnP
  221. 8:39 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: just lemme bot up midori
  222. 8:39 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: *boot
  223. 8:39 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: fuckin
  224. 8:39 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: gotta give this keyboard a nice clean
  225. 8:39 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: alright
  226. 8:39 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: were good now
  227. 8:39 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: everyone happy
  228. 8:40 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: nice and together
  229. 8:40 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: in rolz and on here
  230. 8:40 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: great
  231. 8:40 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: so, shall I roll for PER?
  232. 8:40 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: 1d10
  233. 8:40 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: just get your PER or under
  234. 8:40 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Pass?
  235. 8:41 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: oh yeah it's a roll under I forgot
  236. 8:41 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yeah my PER is 7 I think
  237. 8:41 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: windows pc's back up
  238. 8:41 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: gonna keep this as roller/jazz dispenser
  239. 8:42 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You notice the man on the ground is but an average waster trying to get by, nothing exceptional about him. The men savagely beating him, however, are currently trying to claim this man's probably legitimate wages through force
  240. 8:42 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: well, this just won't stand
  241. 8:43 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I lift my heft from the seat and walk up to the thugs, keeping my pistol under m jacket.
  242. 8:43 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: wait
  243. 8:43 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: hm?
  244. 8:44 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: omg this keyboard
  245. 8:44 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: feels so good
  246. 8:44 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: also I accidentally joined my own chat room, yeah, I know, gg
  247. 8:45 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: oh are you fucking
  248. 8:45 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright that's deffo not overheating it's the pwer
  249. 8:45 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: thanks god for linux
  250. 8:45 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: anyway?
  251. 8:46 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You stood and walked to the thugs
  252. 8:46 PM - Sarah Salem: ((ciaster quit fuckin up))
  253. 8:46 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: it's not me it's my hardware
  254. 8:46 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: The one with the gun looks at you, "The hell you want? Can't you see we're busy? Unless you want next."
  255. 8:46 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Havin' fun?"
  256. 8:46 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I pierce him with my red gaze.
  257. 8:47 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: not literally fc I don't have laser eyes
  258. 8:47 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: do I?
  259. 8:47 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: no
  260. 8:47 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: The one with the pipe looks at you, "I don't think that's any of your fuckin' business."
  261. 8:48 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "I dunno, I don't think his caps are any of yours."
  262. 8:48 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "What is your business right now, though..."
  263. 8:48 PM - Sarah Salem: I continue watching the scene, occasionally looking down to write a little more in my journal.
  264. 8:48 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I show him my pistol
  265. 8:49 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Is that you have one bullet, and I - 17."
  266. 8:49 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Wanna bet on the odds?
  267. 8:49 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "
  268. 8:49 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: trying to talk him down?
  269. 8:49 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: kinda
  270. 8:49 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: can roll speech for that :v
  271. 8:49 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: in a threatening manner but yes
  272. 8:49 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: nigga I hae like 10 speech
  273. 8:50 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: then you have a 1 in 10 shot of suceeding
  274. 8:50 PM - Sarah Salem: try CHR
  275. 8:50 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: can I roll END to scare him with how tough I look?
  276. 8:50 PM - Sarah Salem: wouldnt that be STR? :v
  277. 8:50 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: shut up
  278. 8:50 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: it would be STR and I swear you're already trying to break the game
  279. 8:50 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: not intentionally
  280. 8:51 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright I'll roll
  281. 8:51 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: The one with the gun points his own gun at you. "One bullet's all you need. There's three of us and one of you, what are you gonna do?"
  282. 8:51 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "This here's a semiautomatic, son."
  283. 8:52 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "And a bullet goes a whole lotta faster than a two-by-four."
  284. 8:52 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: ...
  285. 8:52 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: ......
  286. 8:52 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: lol
  287. 8:52 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: ...............................................................
  288. 8:52 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I rolle a 1
  289. 8:53 PM - Sarah Salem: jesus christ already
  290. 8:53 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: on speech, was it?
  291. 8:53 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yep
  292. 8:53 PM - Sarah Salem: first skill check of the game and its a crit
  293. 8:53 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: :T
  294. 8:53 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: and before you ask, my speech is 15
  295. 8:53 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: not 0
  296. 8:54 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: He lowers his gun. "This shit ain't worth our time. Come on, boys." He and the other two walk off into the crowd that parts to give them some space
  297. 8:54 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: 25 xp
  298. 8:54 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: kaching
  299. 8:54 PM - Sarah Salem: ((nice one))
  300. 8:55 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: any karma? I did just save a man
  301. 8:55 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: more or less
  302. 8:55 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: oh yeah, 10 karma
  303. 8:55 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yay
  304. 8:55 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: robot am gud robot
  305. 8:55 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: well cyborg w/e
  306. 8:55 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: The man looks up at you. "T-thank you. I don't have much to repay you with, though..."
  307. 8:56 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Find better people to hide behind next time."
  308. 8:57 PM - Sarah Salem: ((so how obvious is your robot-ness))
  309. 8:57 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I'm angular and have red eyes
  310. 8:57 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "I will. Thank you, again." He shakily stands up before limping over to an available seat
  311. 8:57 PM - Sarah Salem: ((neat-o))
  312. 8:57 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: about as obvious as Terminator's I guess
  313. 8:57 PM - Sarah Salem: think i'd be able to tell just by looking at you? or would i need a PER check or something
  314. 8:58 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: PER check, probably
  315. 8:58 PM - Sarah Salem: rollin then
  316. 8:58 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: then again, you are a wrench monkey kinda lady so
  317. 8:58 PM - Sarah Salem: shit
  318. 8:58 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: but not many people are gonna be giving you a once over in depth enough to determine it
  319. 8:59 PM - Sarah Salem: damn my average PER :v
  320. 8:59 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: gg
  321. 8:59 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: hey, you don't need a good stat to pass a roll
  322. 8:59 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Clearly
  323. 8:59 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: just look at me :frogc00l:
  324. 9:00 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: So then, that's settled. Care to converse, or are you gonna wait until the ship docks?
  325. 9:01 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: Well, Marlowe ain't really the conversing type
  326. 9:01 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: so unless someone chats me up, I'm just gonna sit there and enjoy the view
  327. 9:01 PM - Sarah Salem: pretty sure he's over there now, and Sarah isn't interested enough to get up to talk to him so
  328. 9:02 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright then.
  329. 9:02 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: great, a bunch of antisocial nerds
  330. 9:02 PM - Sarah Salem: I'll wait with my journal for the ship to dock.
  331. 9:02 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I lean over the guardrail and watch the river go by.
  332. 9:02 PM - Sarah Salem: ((hey its just like the early sessions of burst))
  333. 9:02 PM - Sarah Salem: ((except with less satoya))
  334. 9:03 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: In that case, you return to your seat and wait for the ship to dock, which it eventually does with a thunk. Filing down the ramp, you stop to examine your surroundings.
  335. 9:03 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You can hear the crash of waves, and clearly smell the salt of the sea in the air. A gull cries overhead, and looking up, you see it has some sort of deformed, third leg dangling from its stomach. Overcast, grey clouds blot out the sun and tell you all you need to know: rain soon. Tents, hastily constructed merchant stands, and ramshackle... shacks, dot the pier.
  336. 9:04 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: Alright, I'm gonna scan the pier, look for points of interest.
  337. 9:04 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: In front of you stands a notice board. There are notices on it that you can notice and take note of.
  338. 9:05 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: well, I'm gonna surprise you here
  339. 9:05 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: hold on to your ass
  340. 9:05 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I'm gonna
  341. 9:05 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: check the board.
  342. 9:05 PM - Sarah Salem: I think I'll join him :v
  343. 9:05 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: There is also one shack that appears more sturdy than the others, so it must hold some importance.
  344. 9:06 PM - Sarah Salem: Oh, anything that looks interesting to me? IE like, improvised mechanical shit, etc. Stuff you wouldn't find in a Vault.
  345. 9:07 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You see one big, rusty machine with pipes leading into the ground by the sturdier-than-average shack. Whatever it is doesn't appear to be functioning
  346. 9:07 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: so, about that board?
  347. 9:07 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You check the board. There are a variety of local advertisements that you brush over, before one catches your eye. Someone's looking for somebody interested in a little hunt quest, and a notice about a broken water purifier looking for a repairman
  348. 9:07 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ah
  349. 9:08 PM - Sarah Salem: What's the second one there say?
  350. 9:08 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I pull out my notebook and jot down notes about both of these.
  351. 9:08 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: Any details?
  352. 9:09 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: The one about the repair says that if you or somebody you know has any tactical repairyness skillsets, to check with a guy in the building by the rusty machine who goes by the name of Will. The other notice, coincidentally, also says to check there for Will. Will must be an important man around these parts.
  353. 9:10 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: Well, I don't know much about repair other than the bare minimum based on my operations manual, but either way, I'm gonna head over to see Will.
  354. 9:10 PM - Sarah Salem: I step around the board and make for the building near the machine, repair kit in hand.
  355. 9:12 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: The two of you make your way towards the structure, pushing open the door. Inside are more pipes that connect through the wall to the machine outside, while there's a man kicked back with his feet on a desk in the back of the open room
  356. 9:12 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: A hat is drawn over his face and he is currently snoring
  357. 9:13 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: aight, I'm gonna lean on the wall and wait for him to wake up.
  358. 9:13 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: Cyborgs don't really have a problem with waiting :v
  359. 9:14 PM - Sarah Salem: I'll wait, too. Life in a Vault teaches you an actual semblance of manners c:
  360. 9:14 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: :T
  361. 9:14 PM - Sarah Salem: at least the party isn't disagreeing over things yet :v
  362. 9:15 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You both hang around each other awkwardly avoiding conversation for about 5 or 10 minutes, before the man finally moves, mumbling incoherently before putting his feet to the floor
  363. 9:16 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: He pulls his hat off his face and affixes it to his head. "Wha- oh christ, you both scared the crap out of me. What are you doing just hanging around? If you needed something, you shoulda woke me."
  364. 9:16 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "I don't recognize you from around here. You just come in?"
  365. 9:16 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "I don't mind waiting."
  366. 9:16 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Yeah, saw your notice on the board outside."
  367. 9:16 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Something to do with hunting?"
  368. 9:16 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: He snorts. "Which one?"
  369. 9:17 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "Oh, that one. Well, that's pretty simple. There's a hospital not too far from here, and we're looking to take it over. Need some able-bodied wasters to clear the place out. We've got out hands full with the town as it is."
  370. 9:19 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Take it over how? Get some suckers to kill the current owners? A machine got busted and you need someone to absorb some rads for you?"
  371. 9:19 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Or just got a bit of an animal problem?"
  372. 9:19 PM - Sarah Salem: I check over my tools to make sure I have everything I need while I wait for these two to finish.
  373. 9:19 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "No, no and no. It's got something in it, mostly big bugs and a few rats. Need the vermin cleared out."
  374. 9:20 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Well, what's the pay?"
  375. 9:20 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Been a while since I shot anything, I'm a bit - rusty."
  376. 9:21 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "We don't have the manpower to spend doing it ourselves. As for the pay, you'll get 300 caps each - and whatever you find inside."
  377. 9:21 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Each?"
  378. 9:21 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "You mean you're not with her?"
  379. 9:21 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "She's here to fix your purifier."
  380. 9:22 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "The toolbox kind of speaks for itself."
  381. 9:22 PM - Sarah Salem: I look up. "What he said, yeah."
  382. 9:22 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "She could have been with you, how would I know?" he shrugs.
  383. 9:22 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "You wouldn't."
  384. 9:22 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Anyway, I'll take the job. Any chance to get a hundred up front?"
  385. 9:23 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "Name's Will, since we haven't properly introduced." He stands from his desk and approaches you, saying, "Upfront? Not so sure about that, I can't just go handing out caps to any old guy with a gun who says he'll do some work for me."
  386. 9:24 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: should I roll for Barter or is that a definite no-no either way?
  387. 9:24 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you can roll barter, sure
  388. 9:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: and fail.
  389. 9:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: oh well
  390. 9:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Reasonable, I suppose."
  391. 9:25 PM - Sarah Salem: was worth a shot
  392. 9:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Mind telling me the way? Or, better yet, got a map for me?"
  393. 9:27 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "Directions are no problem. We're short on maps, though." He looks to Sarah. "You're more than welcome to join in on the deal too, even if you're here for the purifier."
  394. 9:27 PM - Sarah Salem: I shrug. "Anything interesting at this hospital?"
  395. 9:28 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "Probably some old medical tech which may or may not be functional or repairable."
  396. 9:29 PM - Sarah Salem: "That's good enough for me, I suppose. I'll come."
  397. 9:29 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "If you get yourself eaten by a giant bug, it's not my fault."
  398. 9:30 PM - Sarah Salem: "I can handle myself, thanks."
  399. 9:32 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "Great, then. Fair warning though, I find out you left some shit in there after you come back, and you'll be swimming home."
  400. 9:34 PM - Sarah Salem: I nod. "So, directions?"
  401. 9:36 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "Right, right." He scribbles directions on a piece of paper and hands it to Marlowe, since he was the one who started the conversation.
  402. 9:36 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I read the directions, then slide them into my notebook.
  403. 9:37 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "Now about the purifier, it's been acting up lately. All the water it 'purifies' ends up with this brownish gunk in it, and nobody's been fool enough to try drinking that stuff. For now we've been getting water from one of the caravan companies, but it's doing a number on our budget."
  404. 9:38 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "Nobody that's looked at it could figure out what was wrong."
  405. 9:39 PM - Sarah Salem: "I'll give it a try when I get back from this hospital, then."
  406. 9:39 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "So, we all set then?"
  407. 9:40 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "Glad to hear it. I look forward to hearing from you both. There's a couple of shops outside, if you feel like stocking up, but otherwise you're good to go. Unless you had some other questions for me."
  408. 9:40 PM - Sarah Salem: "Give me a few minutes here."
  409. 9:41 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Sure, I'm in no hurry."
  410. 9:42 PM - Sarah Salem: I spend the next couple of minutes pulling some sections of pipe from the toolbox, and connecting them together, capping one end with an odd-looking spiked head, and the other with a plain endcap. When it's finally done, it stands several inches taller than me.
  411. 9:42 PM - Sarah Salem: "Ok, we can go now. It just sounded like I'd need a weapon."
  412. 9:43 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "That's an interesting weapon you've got there. Almost looks like a spear, but with a few other bits and pieces."
  413. 9:44 PM - Sarah Salem: "It's just a billhook. I read about it a few years ago and decided to try building one from some spare parts."
  414. 9:45 PM - Sarah Salem: "They aren't very hard to use."
  415. 9:45 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Saw a guy catch the business end of one once."
  416. 9:45 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "That was a weird case."
  417. 9:46 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "Billhook? Never heard of a weapon called that, but I guess weapons aren't my expertise."
  418. 9:46 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: "If there's nothing else, I've got some work I need to take care of."
  419. 9:47 PM - Sarah Salem: I shrug and close my toolbox, picking it up in my other hand. "I'm ready to go now."
  420. 9:48 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: So then, make your way to the hospital?
  421. 9:48 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: Yep.
  422. 9:49 PM - Sarah Salem: ^
  423. 9:49 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Right then, you leave Will to his work, heading out into the city proper
  424. 9:50 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Since Mar has the directions, I assume he'll be leading the way. Mar, roll Outdoorsman
  425. 9:50 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: k
  426. 9:51 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yeah that's a fail
  427. 9:51 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: What's your skill?
  428. 9:51 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: 28
  429. 9:52 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You wander through the streets, and entirely fail to notice the three giant rats approach you from an alley until they're practically on you!
  430. 9:52 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: seriously
  431. 9:52 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright how far away is 'practically'
  432. 9:52 PM - Sarah Salem: well that's mildly inconvenient
  433. 9:52 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: about 3 spaces c:
  434. 9:53 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: menacing
  435. 9:53 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: We made a small change to sequence, so roll 1d10 and add that to your sequence to determine combat order
  436. 9:53 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright, I assume Sarah's sequence is way higher
  437. 9:53 PM - Sarah Salem: nope
  438. 9:53 PM - Sarah Salem: my perception is average, but we roll now
  439. 9:53 PM - Sarah Salem: agility somehow doesnt affect sequence whatsoever
  440. 9:53 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: and just as I was thinking 'man I'm glad fallout just has a straight up sequence stat'
  441. 9:53 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: 12, 13 and 13 for the rats
  442. 9:53 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: srsly
  443. 9:54 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: I hate how it has a straight up sequence stat
  444. 9:54 PM - Sarah Salem: 18
  445. 9:54 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: well, I've got 15
  446. 9:54 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: so yeah, sarah, me, rat1 and rat2 and then rat3 right?
  447. 9:54 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: it makes it totally lame for people who have low sequence always going last no matter what
  448. 9:54 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yep
  449. 9:54 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright
  450. 9:54 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I really did get a bit rusty
  451. 9:55 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Sarah, you're up then
  452. 9:55 PM - Sarah Salem: ((one moment, gotta check something))
  453. 9:55 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: k
  454. 9:57 PM - Sarah Salem: ((where the hell is aiming and such, like for hitting something in a specific limb))
  455. 9:57 PM - Sarah Salem: ((found it))
  456. 9:58 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: new_gun_mechanics has multipliers and crit chances
  457. 9:58 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: but I forgot to add penalties :v
  458. 9:58 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: they're in the book
  459. 9:58 PM - Sarah Salem: I move up next to rat #3 and stab the fun end of my bill into his head.
  460. 9:59 PM - Sarah Salem: hit, yay
  461. 9:59 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: 3 spaces to move
  462. 9:59 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: still got enough ap?
  463. 9:59 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: and what's your skil?
  464. 9:59 PM - Sarah Salem: i have 10 agility
  465. 9:59 PM - Sarah Salem: 78
  466. 9:59 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: ah well in that case yeah, hit
  467. 9:59 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: damage
  468. 9:59 PM - Sarah Salem: 16 x 2 from the headshot
  469. 10:00 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: damn
  470. 10:00 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: 16 is like
  471. 10:00 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: whats headshot mod?
  472. 10:00 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: the max damage my gun can deal ;v
  473. 10:00 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: -20?
  474. 10:00 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: :v
  475. 10:00 PM - Sarah Salem: -15
  476. 10:00 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: ah
  477. 10:00 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: rats have 5 ac, just so you know, but either way still a hit
  478. 10:00 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you skewer the rat without issue
  479. 10:00 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: it is dead
  480. 10:01 PM - Sarah Salem: How close is the next rat?
  481. 10:01 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: right next to you, but even with 10 ap you spend 3 and 4 to attack, you don't have another 4
  482. 10:02 PM - Sarah Salem: Good thing I'm not attacking, then.
  483. 10:02 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: ah
  484. 10:02 PM - Sarah Salem: I back up to my starting position.
  485. 10:02 PM - Sarah Salem: End turn~
  486. 10:02 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you're up, robo
  487. 10:03 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8 @ sarah
  488. 10:03 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright
  489. 10:03 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I'm just gonna pop rat no2
  490. 10:03 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: fuck
  491. 10:04 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: apparently, I'm not
  492. 10:04 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: what's your skill?
  493. 10:04 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: 41
  494. 10:04 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: ah
  495. 10:04 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yep, miss
  496. 10:04 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: don't forget the weapon damage~
  497. 10:04 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yeah, yeah
  498. 10:05 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: so it's what, one box/5 misses?
  499. 10:05 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yep
  500. 10:05 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: my gun is now 98% :(
  501. 10:06 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: u bastard
  502. 10:06 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: I'll make a perk called "Know How to Use One of These?" that halves weapon degradation if it'll make you happy
  503. 10:06 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: aight, that was 4 AP, I have 7 so that's the end of this story
  504. 10:06 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ending turn
  505. 10:06 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: woo
  506. 10:06 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: rats' turns
  507. 10:07 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: one rat approaches Mar for 3 ap, then with its last few, attacks
  508. 10:07 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: what's your ac?
  509. 10:07 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: 14
  510. 10:07 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ya lazy bastard you've got my sheet
  511. 10:07 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yeah but I don't need my 5 pages of notes, your rebalance texts, the rulebook, rolz and your sheets all open
  512. 10:08 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: so either way, hit
  513. 10:08 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ...damage?
  514. 10:08 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: the rat bites you for 7 damage
  515. 10:09 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: that's 0,6 hp
  516. 10:09 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: round up
  517. 10:09 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: no, wait, 0,7
  518. 10:09 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: The rat proceeds to gnaw on your leg
  519. 10:09 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: you're not gonna make me lose armor condition from that are you
  520. 10:10 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Rat2's go
  521. 10:10 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: I am faggot fite me
  522. 10:10 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ok
  523. 10:10 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: it goes to bite Sarah twice
  524. 10:10 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: *punches u*
  525. 10:10 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: and fails both times
  526. 10:10 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: what the fuck
  527. 10:10 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Sarah's go
  528. 10:11 PM - Sarah Salem: ((oh by the way ciaster, don't forget that if you end your turn with extra AP, you get +1 AC til your next turn for each AP))
  529. 10:11 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: oh yeah
  530. 10:11 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: still woulda hit :v
  531. 10:11 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: well, I'm not gonna make Dan reroll
  532. 10:11 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ey
  533. 10:11 PM - Sarah Salem: I take advantage of Rat 2's utter failure at presenting a challenge, and stab him in the head.
  534. 10:11 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: it rolled 19 man, and its hitchance is well above that
  535. 10:11 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: wait up fgt
  536. 10:12 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: the damage roll for the rat was 1d6
  537. 10:12 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: plus 1 md
  538. 10:12 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ah
  539. 10:12 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I rest my case
  540. 10:12 PM - Sarah Salem: 34, hit
  541. 10:12 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: stupid fucking rat
  542. 10:12 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: c:
  543. 10:12 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: damage?
  544. 10:12 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: *grumble grumble* level up *grumble grumble*
  545. 10:12 PM - Sarah Salem: 11 x 2
  546. 10:12 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: its ded, jim
  547. 10:12 PM - Sarah Salem: Distance to next rat?
  548. 10:13 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: oh whoops i forgot you moved back so I only should have rolled once for you, still failed either way
  549. 10:13 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: 1 from you, infront of Mar
  550. 10:13 PM - Sarah Salem: I step forward 1 hex and smite ye rat, once again in the head, then.
  551. 10:13 PM - Sarah Salem: oop, might not have hit
  552. 10:14 PM - Sarah Salem: what's mr. rat's AC?
  553. 10:14 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: 5
  554. 10:14 PM - Sarah Salem: just barely missed
  555. 10:14 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: radical
  556. 10:14 PM - Sarah Salem: I end my turn, then.
  557. 10:14 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Mar's go~
  558. 10:14 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: try not to miss again so I don't have to hear you whine about weapon condition
  559. 10:14 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright, I'm gonna punch the rat fink.
  560. 10:14 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: haha
  561. 10:14 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: FUCKER
  562. 10:14 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: fists don't have condition
  563. 10:14 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: how do you like me now
  564. 10:15 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: are you kidding me
  565. 10:15 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: my unarmed is 50
  566. 10:15 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: hahahahahahahahha
  567. 10:15 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: fuck you, rolz
  568. 10:15 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: your fists lose 1 CND c:
  569. 10:15 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: you pretended to like me with that nat 1
  570. 10:15 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: jk bae
  571. 10:15 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: then you cruelly betrayed me
  572. 10:16 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: anyway
  573. 10:16 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: heheehhhehehh
  574. 10:16 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: 3 AP left
  575. 10:16 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I'm just gonna end the turn
  576. 10:16 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: gogo robo ranger
  577. 10:16 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: or not
  578. 10:16 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: laaaame
  579. 10:16 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: coulda punched the fink rat
  580. 10:16 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ....................../´¯/)
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  586. .........\.................'...../
  587. ..........''...\.......... _.·´
  588. ............\..............(
  589. ..............\.............\...
  590. 10:16 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: :V
  591. 10:16 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: rude
  592. 10:17 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I couldn't have, I had 3 AP left
  593. 10:17 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: punches take 4
  594. 10:17 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: ah
  595. 10:17 PM - Sarah Salem: no they dont
  596. 10:17 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: which they shouldn't, I think I fucked that up maybe?
  597. 10:17 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: oh
  598. 10:17 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: p sure default is 3 ap
  599. 10:17 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: oh they don't!
  600. 10:17 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: gg
  601. 10:17 PM - Sarah Salem: normal punches take 3 AP, kicks take 4 AP
  602. 10:17 PM - Sarah Salem: you dont even know your own system
  603. 10:17 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I fucked something up indeed
  604. 10:17 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright in this case
  605. 10:17 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: so go punch it
  606. 10:17 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: shut up
  607. 10:17 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: in this case I'm gonna punch it
  608. 10:17 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: that's like the 6th time I've said gg to you today
  609. 10:17 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ....................../´¯/)
  610. ....................,/¯../
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  617. ............\..............(
  618. ..............\.............\...
  619. 10:17 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: gg
  620. 10:18 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ....................../´¯/)
  621. ....................,/¯../
  622. .................../..../
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  626. .........\.................'...../
  627. ..........''...\.......... _.·´
  628. ............\..............(
  629. ..............\.............\... ....................../´¯/)
  630. ....................,/¯../
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  633. ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
  634. ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
  635. .........\.................'...../
  636. ..........''...\.......... _.·´
  637. ............\..............(
  638. ..............\.............\...
  639. 10:18 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yknow this is really useful
  640. 10:18 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: the ascii fuck you I mean
  641. 10:18 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: that was @ rolz tho
  642. 10:18 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: 53
  643. 10:18 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: seriously?
  644. 10:18 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: well this fink rat doesnt like the taste of your shin, and instead goes to bite Sarah twice
  645. 10:18 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i think it'd be great if you didnt spam it))
  646. 10:18 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: whats your ac?
  647. 10:18 PM - Sarah Salem: 21
  648. 10:18 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I was kinda pissed
  649. 10:18 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: still am :v
  650. 10:18 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: double miss
  651. 10:18 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: sorry for spam tho
  652. 10:18 PM - Sarah Salem: (( c; ))]
  653. 10:19 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Sarah's go
  654. 10:19 PM - Sarah Salem: ((woops, extra bracket))
  655. 10:19 PM - Sarah Salem: HUTTAH, STRONG KICK
  656. 10:19 PM - Sarah Salem: shit.
  657. 10:19 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: more like strong failure
  658. 10:20 PM - Sarah Salem: ah well, still got 5 ap
  659. 10:20 PM - Sarah Salem: HUTTAH, STRONG KICK: THE RETURN
  660. 10:20 PM - Sarah Salem: hell yes
  661. 10:20 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: omg check out that ad I just saw
  662. 10:20 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: http://puu.sh/9yrXT/252fc760f9.jpg
  663. 10:20 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: GOLDFISH
  664. 10:20 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: ok, so what's your unarmed?
  665. 10:21 PM - Sarah Salem: 68
  666. 10:21 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: well that's a hit
  667. 10:21 PM - Sarah Salem: minimum damage, 17
  668. 10:21 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: what the fuck
  669. 10:21 PM - Sarah Salem: strong kick is 1d12+(2xMD)
  670. 10:21 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: ciaster is this what you call balance
  671. 10:22 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: it's a kick
  672. 10:22 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: it's strong
  673. 10:22 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I gotta amp up 9mm damage
  674. 10:22 PM - Sarah Salem: ((melee in fallout has always been ridiculous))
  675. 10:22 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: we're pretty much playtesting right now anyway
  676. 10:22 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: also this
  677. 10:22 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: well you just strong kicked the rat to fuckin death
  678. 10:22 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: also, since you're taking the extra investment to get close
  679. 10:22 PM - Sarah Salem: ((and also sarah is kind of a fucking baller))
  680. 10:22 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you got rat on your boot now
  681. 10:22 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: congrats
  682. 10:22 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: you deserve to get some ridiculousness out of this
  683. 10:23 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I replace the spent round in my mag.
  684. 10:23 PM - Sarah Salem: "Eugh, wasn't expecting him to...squish."
  685. 10:23 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: 60 xp
  686. 10:23 PM - Sarah Salem: I kick at the air, whipping some of the rat-guts off.
  687. 10:23 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: even though all Mar did was get bitten
  688. 10:23 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: should I post the ascii fuck you again
  689. 10:24 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: hehe
  690. 10:24 PM - Sarah Salem: ((no))
  691. 10:24 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yeah I agree
  692. 10:24 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: also lol what are you doing Data
  693. 10:24 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: nobody cares about OOC/IC :v
  694. 10:24 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i do :c))
  695. 10:24 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: nerd
  696. 10:24 PM - Sarah Salem: (( :cc))
  697. 10:24 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ((....................../´¯/)
  698. ....................,/¯../
  699. .................../..../
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  702. ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
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  705. ............\..............(
  706. ..............\.............\...))
  707. 10:24 PM - legiterally doc louis: ur all nerds
  708. 10:24 PM - Sarah Salem: jfc cut it out
  709. 10:24 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: u stop that
  710. 10:24 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: that was OOC
  711. 10:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: :v
  712. 10:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: didn't notice the brackets?
  713. 10:25 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: So you both got 60 xp, congrats
  714. 10:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: fuck this isn't funny at all
  715. 10:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yay
  716. 10:25 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Roll Outdoorsman one last time before we get there
  717. 10:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: onwards to the hospital
  718. 10:25 PM - Sarah Salem: ciaster if i wanted shitty ASCII art i would go browse the steam community
  719. 10:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: sigh
  720. 10:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yeah that's definitely a fail
  721. 10:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yes, I know
  722. 10:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: gg
  723. 10:26 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: less of a fail than before though
  724. 10:26 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you encounter nothing, how nice
  725. 10:26 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: hello, nothing
  726. 10:26 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you arrive at the hospital after some time
  727. 10:26 PM - Sarah Salem: "Is this the place?"
  728. 10:27 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: The outside looks like any other building in the city: burnt, cracked, and riddled with bullet holes. There's some strong-looking glass windows on the first floor and the doors are sealed.
  729. 10:27 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Yeah."
  730. 10:27 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Bulletproof glass?"
  731. 10:27 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You almost feel an impulse to bash your head on the door and scream PROCEED
  732. 10:27 PM - Sarah Salem: "Maybe."
  733. 10:27 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "And interesting how the door is still locked."
  734. 10:28 PM - Sarah Salem: "It's most likely to keep the creatures in, rather than keep people out."
  735. 10:28 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: It's not really "locked," they're sliding doors that are currently unpowered
  736. 10:28 PM - Sarah Salem: ((and this is why you ask "sealed how"))
  737. 10:28 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Well, we'll see."
  738. 10:28 PM - Sarah Salem: ((we're both dumb now, you did this ciaster))
  739. 10:28 PM - Sarah Salem: ((you doomed us to dumbness))
  740. 10:28 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you also failed to hit a couple of rats a lot
  741. 10:28 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I had to make up for what we did the first time around
  742. 10:29 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: that time where we found a keycard
  743. 10:29 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: and then a door
  744. 10:29 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: and then tried to blow the door up
  745. 10:29 PM - Sarah Salem: yeah, i remember :v
  746. 10:29 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: anyway
  747. 10:29 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: such intelligence
  748. 10:29 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I'm gonna wrap my fist in my jacket and punch through the glass.
  749. 10:30 PM - Sarah Salem: ((watch you lose armor CND :v))
  750. 10:30 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT disconnected.
  751. 10:30 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: roll STR
  752. 10:30 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: or disconnect
  753. 10:30 PM - Sarah Salem: he'd probably fail anyway
  754. 10:31 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: that's why I don't like playing with two people, if something happens to one you can't exactly keep going with the other :v
  755. 10:31 PM - Sarah Salem: yeah
  756. 10:31 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: and Ciaster's computers are unreliable at best
  757. 10:31 PM - Sarah Salem: and also shit, so theres that too
  758. 10:31 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yep
  759. 10:31 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: does nothing work properly in pole-land
  760. 10:32 PM - Sarah Salem: he can at least get properly wasted
  761. 10:32 PM - Sarah Salem: although that only really helps your pnp ability if you're ryan
  762. 10:32 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yep
  763. 10:32 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: or me after the wasted part
  764. 10:32 PM - Sarah Salem: to this day, that was one of the funniest sessions :v
  765. 10:32 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: getting run over twice
  766. 10:32 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: good times
  767. 10:32 PM - Sarah Salem: you were pretty much just sick of our/my shit the whole session :v
  768. 10:32 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: I hope to relieve that
  769. 10:33 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: relive*
  770. 10:34 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT entered chat.
  771. 10:34 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: fuck
  772. 10:35 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ing
  773. 10:35 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: hell
  774. 10:35 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: anyway
  775. 10:35 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: so yeah
  776. 10:35 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: roll STR to punch the glass
  777. 10:35 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: 4, my str is 6
  778. 10:35 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: boosh
  779. 10:36 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You put a solid spiderweb crack in it and damn that is some strong glass
  780. 10:36 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: but you can probably get through it again with another fist
  781. 10:36 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: srsly
  782. 10:36 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ok
  783. 10:36 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yep
  784. 10:36 PM - Sarah Salem: "Should you be doing that?"
  785. 10:37 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You shatter the glass
  786. 10:37 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "You see a lock to pick?"
  787. 10:37 PM - Sarah Salem: "Well, no."
  788. 10:37 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "You got a crowbar?"
  789. 10:37 PM - Sarah Salem: "No."
  790. 10:37 PM - Sarah Salem: "But I don't think 'property damage' was in the job description."
  791. 10:38 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "See?"
  792. 10:38 PM - Sarah Salem: I shrug. "If you say so. Try not to break anything else."
  793. 10:38 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Property my ass. We're here to make it their property, so they either take it with a busted door or not take it at all."
  794. 10:38 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "No promises."
  795. 10:39 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You easily push some of the remaining broken glass out of the frame and make a hole big enough to slip through
  796. 10:39 PM - Sarah Salem: I sigh. "Let's continue, then."
  797. 10:39 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Also, 5 xp for super intelligent thinkboxing
  798. 10:39 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: only to Mar that is
  799. 10:39 PM - Sarah Salem: (( *gasp* a 30 xp deficiency whatever shall i do ))
  800. 10:39 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: *clapclap*
  801. 10:40 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: to quote Wu-Tang, a game of chess is like a swordfight
  802. 10:40 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You enter the little entryway, coming face to face with...
  803. 10:40 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: figure it works the other way round too
  804. 10:40 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: another sliding door!
  805. 10:40 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright
  806. 10:40 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you got this
  807. 10:40 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: does /this/ one have a lock
  808. 10:41 PM - Sarah Salem: I walk up and kick the glass.
  809. 10:41 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: nope c:
  810. 10:41 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: roll for it sugar
  811. 10:41 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: well, looks like it's sarah's turn anyway
  812. 10:41 PM - Sarah Salem: that was higher than i wanted, but my STR is 9 so
  813. 10:41 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you put a few cracks in the glass
  814. 10:42 PM - Sarah Salem: kick II: revenge of the kick
  815. 10:42 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: glass is tougher than rats, you note
  816. 10:42 PM - Sarah Salem: much better
  817. 10:42 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you break the glass
  818. 10:42 PM - Sarah Salem: ((yknow technically doors are supposed to have hp :v))
  819. 10:42 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Looks like it's laminated."
  820. 10:42 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Safety glass, would make sense in a hospital."
  821. 10:42 PM - Sarah Salem: "I wonder if glass in Vaults is this strong. I've never tried shattering it."
  822. 10:43 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Been to a Vault, huh?"
  823. 10:43 PM - Sarah Salem: "Well, I did live there."
  824. 10:43 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I say as I climb into the hospital through the hole in the second door.
  825. 10:43 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: goddamn I type slow
  826. 10:43 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: anyway
  827. 10:44 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: can I peep her back for her vault number? or her collar or whatever
  828. 10:44 PM - Sarah Salem: We'll just assume I clambered in there before him, since I broke the door
  829. 10:44 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Sure you can, it's Vault 9
  830. 10:44 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: lemme check it :v
  831. 10:44 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: it's an unknown vault :v
  832. 10:44 PM - Sarah Salem: dont bother, i made it up
  833. 10:44 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ah
  834. 10:44 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: that's why we picked it
  835. 10:45 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: in this case guess I didn't have the pleasure to visit it
  836. 10:45 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: anyway
  837. 10:45 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: we're in the hospital
  838. 10:45 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You enter the lobby of the hospital. Scattered and torn up chairs litter the place and dust fills the air
  839. 10:45 PM - Sarah Salem: "Hopefully nothing heard our entrance."
  840. 10:45 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You see a skeleton sitting patiently behind a desk, that is one dedicated recptionist
  841. 10:45 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Hearing a squeak, you look to find GASP
  842. 10:45 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: 4 WHOLE RATS
  843. 10:46 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: roll for sequence
  844. 10:46 PM - Sarah Salem: ((oh my god thats 4 whole kicks))
  845. 10:46 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: soon to not be whole
  846. 10:46 PM - Sarah Salem: 19
  847. 10:46 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: 21
  848. 10:46 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: hey, nice
  849. 10:46 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright so there's no way a rat can have more than 21 sequence
  850. 10:46 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: how close are they?
  851. 10:46 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: nope, rats have 14, 10, 10 and 8
  852. 10:46 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: gonna conserve ammo for now
  853. 10:47 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: they are 5 away
  854. 10:47 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: maybe
  855. 10:47 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ah
  856. 10:47 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: in this case, fuck ammo conservation
  857. 10:47 PM - Sarah Salem: ((ha, ammo))
  858. 10:47 PM - Sarah Salem: ((pleb))
  859. 10:47 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I'm gonna draw a bead on the 14 sequence dude and hopefully tickle him a bit with my 9mm round which needs balancing
  860. 10:47 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yes
  861. 10:48 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: 41, before you ask
  862. 10:48 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: do rats have any dr/dt
  863. 10:48 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Hit and no
  864. 10:48 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright in this case
  865. 10:48 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: 14 hp
  866. 10:48 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: splat
  867. 10:49 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: gonna end the turn
  868. 10:49 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: (I really need action boy or something)
  869. 10:50 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yep, rats dead
  870. 10:50 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Sarah's go
  871. 10:50 PM - Sarah Salem: ((question, can i hit with my billhook from one space away, since its so long?))
  872. 10:51 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: I guess so
  873. 10:51 PM - Sarah Salem: ((neat))
  874. 10:51 PM - Sarah Salem: How far's the next rat?
  875. 10:51 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: sledges have a range of 1 iirc so might as well
  876. 10:51 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: like I said, 5
  877. 10:51 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: they're all in a cluster
  878. 10:51 PM - Sarah Salem: I move 4 and stab ye rat in the head, then.
  879. 10:51 PM - Sarah Salem: 46, hit
  880. 10:52 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: you've deffo got an edge in the rat killing department
  881. 10:52 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yep, damage
  882. 10:52 PM - Sarah Salem: 13 x 2
  883. 10:52 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: and I deffo need to up the 9mm damage, it's pretty ridic
  884. 10:52 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: dead
  885. 10:52 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: in a bad way
  886. 10:52 PM - Sarah Salem: (( lolonly9mm?))
  887. 10:52 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ((??))
  888. 10:52 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ((yes, it's a good starter))
  889. 10:52 PM - Sarah Salem: ((joke off /k/, sorry :v))
  890. 10:53 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ah
  891. 10:53 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: u and ur 4chans
  892. 10:53 PM - Sarah Salem: ((better than my animus))
  893. 10:53 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: barely
  894. 10:53 PM - Sarah Salem: I end my turn, then.
  895. 10:53 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: so then
  896. 10:53 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: anyway
  897. 10:53 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: 2 rats remain
  898. 10:53 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: oh no!!
  899. 10:53 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: we r gon die
  900. 10:53 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Sarah, being the closest target, shall get nibbled ferociously
  901. 10:53 PM - Sarah Salem: ((they're going to mildly upset our balance!))
  902. 10:53 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: 4 whole times
  903. 10:54 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: welp
  904. 10:54 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: all hits
  905. 10:54 PM - Sarah Salem: even with 22 ac?
  906. 10:54 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: 1 crit
  907. 10:54 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: haha
  908. 10:54 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yep, rats have 70% hitchance for bites
  909. 10:54 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: revenge of the dice
  910. 10:54 PM - Sarah Salem: dayum, nice
  911. 10:54 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: rat1 bites once, forrr...
  912. 10:55 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: 4 damage
  913. 10:55 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: man
  914. 10:55 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: this is kinda fun in a masochistic sperg way
  915. 10:55 PM - Sarah Salem: 3.2 damage, round up or down?
  916. 10:55 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: down in this case
  917. 10:55 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: but really makes me wish I was playing Feng Shui instead :v
  918. 10:55 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: if rounding brings it to 0 the minimum is 1
  919. 10:55 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: general rule is round up from 0.5 and down if it's lower
  920. 10:56 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: the crit gets 5 damage to start, and the roll on the crit table issss
  921. 10:56 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I don't really thing 0.2 damage should count as a full HP
  922. 10:56 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: knock down!
  923. 10:56 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: *think
  924. 10:56 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: it was .7
  925. 10:56 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I wasn't talking about myself :v
  926. 10:56 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yeah, it was .7 for you
  927. 10:56 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: that definitely should've rounded up to 1, yeah
  928. 10:56 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: and it did
  929. 10:56 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I was talking in general
  930. 10:57 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Sarah gets nibbled in a sensitive spot, and she flops over as the other rat proceeds to make a feast of her leg
  931. 10:57 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: 4 and 7
  932. 10:57 PM - Sarah Salem: 16 damage in total, ow
  933. 10:57 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: are you calcing DT/DR?
  934. 10:58 PM - Sarah Salem: yep
  935. 10:58 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: k
  936. 10:58 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Mar's turn now
  937. 10:58 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: aight
  938. 10:58 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I'm gonna shoot one of the rats off her
  939. 10:58 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: fire away
  940. 10:58 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: preferably the one that didn't knock her down
  941. 10:58 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: k
  942. 10:59 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: well, at least it's a funny number :v
  943. 10:59 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: :v
  944. 10:59 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: should get a little closer and punch them
  945. 10:59 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: most def
  946. 10:59 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: trust me I'm a doctor
  947. 10:59 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yeah I'll spend the 3 AP left to run towards Sarah and the rats
  948. 10:59 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Sarah's turn, and she must spend 4 AP to stand
  949. 11:00 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: which sounds like that Elton John song
  950. 11:00 PM - Sarah Salem: ((what happens if i dont, and kick at them from the ground?))
  951. 11:00 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: S-S-S-Ssarah and the rats
  952. 11:00 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: roll over them
  953. 11:00 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: I don't think you can make melee attacks from the ground
  954. 11:00 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: not as catchy as benny and the jets
  955. 11:01 PM - Sarah Salem: doesnt say anything about that
  956. 11:01 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: that was what I was refering to, yes
  957. 11:01 PM - Sarah Salem: just says you dont get AC from your agility or unused AP
  958. 11:01 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: also you should totes be able to kick from the ground
  959. 11:01 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: fine
  960. 11:01 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: roll unarmed
  961. 11:01 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: but no fancy kicks
  962. 11:01 PM - Sarah Salem: lame
  963. 11:02 PM - Sarah Salem: miss
  964. 11:02 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: haah
  965. 11:02 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You flail your leg about in a pitiful attempt to dislodge the cat-sized rodent
  966. 11:02 PM - Sarah Salem: I'll stand up and end my turn, then.
  967. 11:02 PM - Sarah Salem: ((because i dont have shit AP))
  968. 11:02 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: then stand and shake it off
  969. 11:02 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: rats' turns!
  970. 11:03 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: one rat decides to see how Mar tastes, and makes its way over to him to bite as his leg
  971. 11:03 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: hit
  972. 11:03 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: 7 damage
  973. 11:03 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: lol
  974. 11:03 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: sure glad I took Tight Nutz
  975. 11:03 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: the other rat, in melee range of sarah, claws once at her leg, then bites
  976. 11:04 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: both misses
  977. 11:04 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright
  978. 11:04 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: my turn
  979. 11:04 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yep
  980. 11:04 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: how far away am I right now?
  981. 11:05 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you're face to face, so to speak, with one rat
  982. 11:05 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: another is 2 spaces from you
  983. 11:05 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: in this case I'm gonna punch his face...
  984. 11:05 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: off
  985. 11:05 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: and by that i mean I'm gonna punch it
  986. 11:05 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: roll them dice
  987. 11:05 PM - Sarah Salem: no you arent
  988. 11:05 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: two funny numbers in a row
  989. 11:05 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: wonder when I'll get 42
  990. 11:05 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: wowee
  991. 11:05 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright, again
  992. 11:05 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: fucking finally
  993. 11:05 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: now there's a hit
  994. 11:06 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: damage?
  995. 11:06 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: a whooping 3 points of damage
  996. 11:06 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: and done
  997. 11:07 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Sarah's go!
  998. 11:07 PM - Sarah Salem: So how's this rat attached to my leg?
  999. 11:07 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: well its not anymore since you got up
  1000. 11:07 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: its in front of you
  1001. 11:07 PM - Sarah Salem: I overhead slam my hook into him, then.
  1002. 11:08 PM - Sarah Salem: 50, hit
  1003. 11:08 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: dmg
  1004. 11:08 PM - Sarah Salem: 19
  1005. 11:08 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: deaded
  1006. 11:08 PM - Sarah Salem: How far's the other one?
  1007. 11:08 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: 2
  1008. 11:08 PM - Sarah Salem: I move one and stab that rat too, then.
  1009. 11:09 PM - Sarah Salem: 38, hit
  1010. 11:09 PM - Sarah Salem: 20 dmg
  1011. 11:09 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: welp, its dead
  1012. 11:09 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: fuckin 'ell
  1013. 11:09 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yeah the 9mm deffo needs a buff
  1014. 11:09 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright
  1015. 11:09 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: xp?
  1016. 11:09 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: so fuckin buff it real quick
  1017. 11:09 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: right now?
  1018. 11:09 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: 80 xp
  1019. 11:09 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: sure thing
  1020. 11:10 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you sure its not the everything that needs a nerf?
  1021. 11:10 PM - Sarah Salem: I wipe some ratguts off my bill and inspect the damage to my leg.
  1022. 11:10 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I didn't want to cause it'd look like I was an asshole trying to give myself an advantage
  1023. 11:10 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: nope
  1024. 11:10 PM - Sarah Salem: "Jesus, these things don't let up."
  1025. 11:10 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I like deadly
  1026. 11:10 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: deadly's good
  1027. 11:10 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Your leg looks pretty torn up, and is bleeding a fair bit
  1028. 11:11 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright
  1029. 11:11 PM - Sarah Salem: I grimace at the pain, but let go of my leg and get back to the matter at hand.
  1030. 11:11 PM - Sarah Salem: "So where to next?"
  1031. 11:11 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I'm gonna widen the gap between the light and heavy cals later on
  1032. 11:12 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Let's search the room, see what we can find."
  1033. 11:12 PM - Sarah Salem: I nod. "Works for me."
  1034. 11:12 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Your leg needs help, and we are in a hospital after all."
  1035. 11:12 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You can check out to the right, which is a hallway, left, which leads to the cafeteria that's blocked by random furinture, and then down a hallway past the desks
  1036. 11:12 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: or loot the place as you're doing now
  1037. 11:12 PM - Sarah Salem: Loot the place, yeah.
  1038. 11:12 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: well, nothing's exploding right now
  1039. 11:12 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: so yeah let's loot
  1040. 11:13 PM - Sarah Salem: Mostly just looking for mechanical stuff, parts I can use, etc.
  1041. 11:13 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I'm looking for pretty much everything of use
  1042. 11:13 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: hopefully a first aid cabinet
  1043. 11:13 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You're not gonna find much but a few pens, pencils and papers out here in the lobby
  1044. 11:13 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: though you do find one of them
  1045. 11:13 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: but it's locked
  1046. 11:13 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: how sad
  1047. 11:13 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yes, tragic
  1048. 11:14 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: tragic how I know how to pick locks
  1049. 11:14 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: damn, by 2 points
  1050. 11:14 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: can I try again?
  1051. 11:14 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yep
  1052. 11:14 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: hey, it's the funny number again!
  1053. 11:14 PM - Sarah Salem: 3rd time, jeez
  1054. 11:14 PM - Sarah Salem: you're gonna need kama sutra master
  1055. 11:14 PM - Sarah Salem: the dice command it
  1056. 11:14 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright, I'm gonna pry it open with something.
  1057. 11:14 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: giving up so soon? :v
  1058. 11:14 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: is there a flat piece of steel or something nearby?
  1059. 11:15 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: nah, I just dont wanna stand there rolling over and over
  1060. 11:15 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: there's a clipboard you can probably jam in there and hope for the best, that's about the flattest and hardest thing you can find around here
  1061. 11:16 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yeah, that ain't probably gonna do and I might break the lock
  1062. 11:16 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: how about I take a few of the pens apart and make myself a very simple lockpick?
  1063. 11:16 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: that's be a repair roll
  1064. 11:16 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: lucky for you, Sarah knows repair
  1065. 11:16 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: ask the nice lass for some help
  1066. 11:16 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Hey, think you could make me a lockpick?"
  1067. 11:17 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "This first aid cabinet's locked."
  1068. 11:18 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: how long does it take you to type that nigga
  1069. 11:18 PM - legiterally doc louis disconnected.
  1070. 11:18 PM - Sarah Salem: ((sorry, was talking to my brother))
  1071. 11:18 PM - legiterally doc louis entered chat.
  1072. 11:19 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ah
  1073. 11:19 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: 's cool then
  1074. 11:19 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: and that's why group chat needs a 'x is typing' indicator
  1075. 11:19 PM - Sarah Salem: "Lockpick? I can try, I suppose. I don't know much about those."
  1076. 11:19 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: preferably next to the name
  1077. 11:19 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "They're pretty easy, just a long elastic piece of metal or plastic hooked at the end will do."
  1078. 11:20 PM - Sarah Salem: "Alright. Got anything to make it out of?"
  1079. 11:20 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Try one of these pens?"
  1080. 11:20 PM - Sarah Salem: I take the pen from him and attempt to make a simple lockpick.
  1081. 11:20 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: repair roll
  1082. 11:20 PM - Sarah Salem: 31, pass
  1083. 11:21 PM - Sarah Salem: skill is 41
  1084. 11:21 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You fashion a servicable lockpick and tension wrench out of some little bits of pen and other such garbage laying around
  1085. 11:21 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: +10% to lockpick skill, but don't expect it to last forever
  1086. 11:22 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: aight
  1087. 11:22 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: welp
  1088. 11:22 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You break the lockpick and the lock
  1089. 11:23 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: oh c'mon
  1090. 11:23 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: both at the same time?
  1091. 11:23 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ah fucking ain't gonna argue
  1092. 11:23 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: critfail man :v
  1093. 11:23 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: just bust this bitch open
  1094. 11:23 PM - Sarah Salem: ((well considering that was a critfail))
  1095. 11:23 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I'm gonna grab a fire extinguisher
  1096. 11:23 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: it's a lobby, there's bound to be a few
  1097. 11:23 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: there are
  1098. 11:23 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: and use it to bust that motherfucker of a lock open
  1099. 11:24 PM - Sarah Salem: "Is it really so important to get in there?"
  1100. 11:24 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Not really, but it won't hurt either."
  1101. 11:24 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You say as your leg continues to bleed
  1102. 11:24 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: STR roll?
  1103. 11:24 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yep
  1104. 11:24 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: welp
  1105. 11:24 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: looks like my luck varies between
  1106. 11:24 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: 'terrible'
  1107. 11:24 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: I was hoping that would happen
  1108. 11:24 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: and 'nat 1'
  1109. 11:24 PM - Sarah Salem: ((that was a fire extinguisher))
  1110. 11:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yes
  1111. 11:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yes it was
  1112. 11:25 PM - Sarah Salem: ((that you just hulked))
  1113. 11:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I chose it cause it's a heavy liftable object
  1114. 11:25 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You bash the little flappy door open with the extinguisher, but
  1115. 11:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: not a for its extinguishing properties
  1116. 11:25 PM - Sarah Salem: ((yeah, like i thought :v))
  1117. 11:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: what
  1118. 11:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: what buts
  1119. 11:25 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: there's no buts here
  1120. 11:25 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you just bashed it so hard it created a hole in the extinguisher, and it rockets forwards, shattering the various chairs and tables that blocked the cafeteria door
  1121. 11:26 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: one butt, the one in my name
  1122. 11:26 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ah
  1123. 11:26 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you look inside to see it squish a giant spider against a wall
  1124. 11:26 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: that's good I assume
  1125. 11:26 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yep
  1126. 11:26 PM - Sarah Salem: ((there goes my plan to sneak))
  1127. 11:26 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: no
  1128. 11:26 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: fuck you
  1129. 11:26 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: no party splitting
  1130. 11:26 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Well, that was unexpected."
  1131. 11:26 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you give me enough headaches
  1132. 11:26 PM - Sarah Salem: ((wasnt planning on splitting))
  1133. 11:26 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: anyway, I'm gonna loot my well earned loot
  1134. 11:26 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i can go slightly in front of him without breaking away, dumbass))
  1135. 11:26 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yes it's both a verb and a noun
  1136. 11:26 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: I almost want to have there be nothing but surgical tubing in it
  1137. 11:27 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: maybe an empty syringe
  1138. 11:27 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: well, I don't
  1139. 11:27 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: :v
  1140. 11:27 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: so don't I almost want me and tell me what's inside :v
  1141. 11:27 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I really need to add more health items, btw
  1142. 11:27 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: stuff like
  1143. 11:27 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: bandages
  1144. 11:27 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: band aids
  1145. 11:27 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: and so o
  1146. 11:27 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: n
  1147. 11:27 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you get a stimpak and a roll of bandages
  1148. 11:27 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: speak of the devil
  1149. 11:27 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: Data, what's your First Aid or Doctor?
  1150. 11:27 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: grabbin the stim btw
  1151. 11:27 PM - Sarah Salem: "Well, that was spectacular. Anything useful?"
  1152. 11:28 PM - Sarah Salem: ((20/17))
  1153. 11:28 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "A stim and a roll of bandages. Know how to use these?)
  1154. 11:28 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "
  1155. 11:28 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I've got 30/18
  1156. 11:28 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: guess I'll bandage you
  1157. 11:28 PM - Sarah Salem: "Stim?"
  1158. 11:29 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: He's keeping the stim for himself, it seems :v
  1159. 11:29 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Yeah, coagulant and stem - you know what, never mind. Give me your leg, I'll bandage it."
  1160. 11:29 PM - Sarah Salem: I sit down on the counter and hold up said leg for him.
  1161. 11:30 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Feelin up the ladies' legs, what a stud
  1162. 11:30 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ok
  1163. 11:30 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: welp
  1164. 11:30 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: that
  1165. 11:30 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: is
  1166. 11:30 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: not what I want, rolz
  1167. 11:30 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I want mediocre, stable results
  1168. 11:30 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: instead of '1 69 69 69 98 1'
  1169. 11:31 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: anyway, I bandage Sarah's leg up with aplomb, giving my old first aid routines a bit of a direly needed workout.
  1170. 11:31 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You bandage Sarah up for the maximum amount of health that first aid can heal for
  1171. 11:31 PM - Sarah Salem: ((which is?))
  1172. 11:31 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: not a clue
  1173. 11:31 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: c:
  1174. 11:31 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: it's in the book
  1175. 11:31 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: somewhere
  1176. 11:32 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: well the first aid kit gives 4d8+10 but that's the entire kit
  1177. 11:32 PM - Sarah Salem: ((10))
  1178. 11:32 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: add 5 to that for the crit
  1179. 11:32 PM - Sarah Salem: I stand up and shake the leg around a little.
  1180. 11:33 PM - Sarah Salem: "That's much better, it feels good as new. Thanks."
  1181. 11:33 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "No problem. Haven't done that in a while."
  1182. 11:34 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Let's move on. Cafeteria?"
  1183. 11:34 PM - Sarah Salem: I look down towards the cafeteria.
  1184. 11:35 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You can't see very much of the cafeteria from this angle, but at least the giant hole in the doors is welcoming enough
  1185. 11:35 PM - Sarah Salem: ((this is where the extinguisher went, right?))
  1186. 11:36 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: *something about Dan considering large holes welcoming*
  1187. 11:36 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yeag
  1188. 11:36 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: *yeah
  1189. 11:36 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: the fact that there was a spider bigger than the rats you just fought in there, though, is not so welcoming
  1190. 11:36 PM - Sarah Salem: How big's the hole?
  1191. 11:36 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: emphasis on /was/
  1192. 11:37 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: big enough to walk easily in, the doors shattered like the weak fragile and aged wood they were from the forceful impact of that critted extinguisher
  1193. 11:37 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: let's carefully walk in, studying our surroundings
  1194. 11:37 PM - Sarah Salem: "Alright, let's go. Hopefully there aren't anymore spiders in there."
  1195. 11:38 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: and not running in like headless chickens
  1196. 11:38 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: You spot more spiders in there
  1197. 11:38 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: oh yeah, forgot to mention
  1198. 11:38 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "Welp, so much for that."
  1199. 11:38 PM - Sarah Salem: Paint me a picture, where are they in relation to us, and have any of them noticed us?
  1200. 11:38 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: how big are the spiders?
  1201. 11:38 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: bigger than the cat-sized rats
  1202. 11:39 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: 20 xp for the extinguisher incident, and 15 for healing Sarah
  1203. 11:39 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: rats the size of cats and cats the size of dog something something hunger city
  1204. 11:39 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: nice
  1205. 11:39 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yyyep
  1206. 11:40 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: so anyways, these spiders
  1207. 11:40 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: there's the one that got squashed against the far wall, about 12 spaces away, but that's dead so it can be ignored
  1208. 11:40 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: we're prett obviously nnot asking bout the dead one
  1209. 11:40 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: fuck
  1210. 11:40 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: there's one crawling along a wall 8 spaces from you to the right, and another on the food counter 9 spaces to the left
  1211. 11:40 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: sorr, keyboard
  1212. 11:41 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: gg
  1213. 11:41 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: gg my keyboard
  1214. 11:41 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: really gotta buy a dongle, a cheapo keyboard and tw new mice
  1215. 11:41 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: anyway
  1216. 11:41 PM - Sarah Salem: "Alright, I'm gonna try sneaking up on that one." I point to the closest spider, on the wall.
  1217. 11:42 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "I'll cover you."
  1218. 11:42 PM - Sarah Salem: I nod and start moving forward quietly.
  1219. 11:42 PM - Sarah Salem: ((roll sneak?))
  1220. 11:42 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: aye
  1221. 11:42 PM - Sarah Salem: ((nice, 11))
  1222. 11:42 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I'm gonna camp out outside the door with my gun trained on the spider nearest Sarah
  1223. 11:42 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you sneak up on the unassuming spider happily enjoying a meal of dead rat
  1224. 11:43 PM - Sarah Salem: I shank him in his head-area.
  1225. 11:43 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: roll it bb
  1226. 11:43 PM - Sarah Salem: ((oh my))
  1227. 11:43 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: oh ffs
  1228. 11:43 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: hehe
  1229. 11:43 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: roll damage then crit table
  1230. 11:44 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: crippled arm, but spiders lack arms
  1231. 11:44 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: so you cripple its legs
  1232. 11:44 PM - Sarah Salem: ((19 dmg, crippled leggy thing))
  1233. 11:44 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: all eight?
  1234. 11:44 PM - Sarah Salem: ((actually that was to the head))
  1235. 11:44 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: (cause that'd e hilarious)
  1236. 11:44 PM - Sarah Salem: ((so 38 damage))
  1237. 11:45 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: dayum
  1238. 11:45 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: so 14 damage to the spider then
  1239. 11:45 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I really gotta do some sort of a mnster manual
  1240. 11:45 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: so we don't hae to refer to the book :v
  1241. 11:46 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: or at least fix the bookmarks in the book
  1242. 11:46 PM - Sarah Salem: ((and since i'm initiating combat, i get to spend the rest of my AP before we roll initiative, so thats nice))
  1243. 11:46 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you slice through 4 of its legs and it thunks lopsided to the counter, scrambling around with its 4 remaining good legs as you take a good chunk out of its health
  1244. 11:46 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: which I was sure I did
  1245. 11:46 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: so, you've got ap to spare and it's still kicking
  1246. 11:47 PM - Sarah Salem: I use the rest of my AP to go for the kill, and aim a shot to the head once more.
  1247. 11:47 PM - Sarah Salem: 51
  1248. 11:47 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: they have 8 ac
  1249. 11:47 PM - Sarah Salem: still a hit, then
  1250. 11:47 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: aight
  1251. 11:47 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: damage
  1252. 11:48 PM - Sarah Salem: 48 damage
  1253. 11:48 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: I really don't like the straight up doubling damage business for aimed shots
  1254. 11:48 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: I prefer the increased crit change
  1255. 11:48 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: chance
  1256. 11:48 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: nah
  1257. 11:49 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: it makes sense to deal more dmg with a headshot for example
  1258. 11:49 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: sure but then you get ridiculous shit like this
  1259. 11:49 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: true
  1260. 11:49 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: gotta balance that out :v
  1261. 11:49 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: that's enough to instakill like, a level 3 dude with armor
  1262. 11:50 PM - Sarah Salem: ((it was max damage))
  1263. 11:50 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: anyway music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muh1pk7xc2k
  1264. 11:50 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: I'm just saying it's ridiculous
  1265. 11:50 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: it is
  1266. 11:50 PM - Sarah Salem: ((yep))
  1267. 11:50 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: gotta make going for the head tougher
  1268. 11:50 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: isn't it already a -40% penalty?
  1269. 11:51 PM - Sarah Salem: -15% for melee, -30 for ranged
  1270. 11:51 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: well, in this case the melee advantage's gotta go
  1271. 11:51 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: god knows it already had enough boosts from me
  1272. 11:51 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: or at least turn it up to 20 or 25
  1273. 11:51 PM - Sarah Salem: ((woops, nevermind))
  1274. 11:51 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: anyway, you drive your hook completely through the spider's head and body with a sickening crunch
  1275. 11:51 PM - Sarah Salem: ((-20 for melee, -40 for ranged))
  1276. 11:52 PM - Sarah Salem: ((still a hit, so thats nice))
  1277. 11:52 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: must have some fairly tough kind of exoskeleton
  1278. 11:52 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: wait, with the spider's 8 ac and the -20 from the headshot in that case
  1279. 11:52 PM - Sarah Salem: oh just barely a miss
  1280. 11:52 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yeah
  1281. 11:52 PM - Sarah Salem: there goes that max roll, *shrug*
  1282. 11:52 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: but you already hit it so whatever
  1283. 11:52 PM - Sarah Salem: or not, ok
  1284. 11:52 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ha, retroactive balancing
  1285. 11:53 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: ok
  1286. 11:53 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: anyway
  1287. 11:53 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: oh, yeah
  1288. 11:53 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: it's dead is the point I'm trying to make here
  1289. 11:53 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: again, 21 sequence
  1290. 11:53 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you have a spider shiskebab now, and green ichor leaks down the length of your hook
  1291. 11:53 PM - Sarah Salem: 14
  1292. 11:53 PM - Sarah Salem: I whip it off.
  1293. 11:54 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: welp
  1294. 11:54 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Mar's turn
  1295. 11:54 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: aight
  1296. 11:55 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: so there's one spidey left right?
  1297. 11:55 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yep
  1298. 11:55 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: since sarah slash 'n skewered the other two
  1299. 11:55 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: aight
  1300. 11:55 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I'm gonna unload on the bugger
  1301. 11:55 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you know the drill
  1302. 11:55 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright, finally, nice
  1303. 11:55 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: well tjat
  1304. 11:55 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: that's a hit
  1305. 11:56 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: aw that's some shit damage
  1306. 11:56 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: 2 and 1? seriously?
  1307. 11:56 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: anyway
  1308. 11:56 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: -15 DR, 2x DT
  1309. 11:56 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: assuming that matters at all
  1310. 11:57 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: it does, and in the end you deal 5 damage
  1311. 11:57 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: outstanding
  1312. 11:57 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: just motherfucking outstanding
  1313. 11:57 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: :v
  1314. 11:57 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I'd have a better chance of killing it if I charged it with a needle
  1315. 11:58 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: officially Sarah's turn now
  1316. 11:58 PM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: anyway, I spend the rest of my AP to move into the cafeteria to maybe get a cleaner shot
  1317. 11:58 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: well that, then Sarah's turn
  1318. 11:58 PM - Sarah Salem: So the other spider is 17 spaces away, right?
  1319. 11:59 PM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: considering you went far left and it's far right, yes
  1320. 11:59 PM - Sarah Salem: I'll move 10 spaces over there and end my turn, then.
  1321. Wednesday, June 18, 2014
  1322. 12:00 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: 17m? thats a bigass cafeteria
  1323. 12:00 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: anyway
  1324. 12:00 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: spidey turn right?
  1325. 12:00 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yep
  1326. 12:01 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: It skitters over to the nearest target, Sarah, but is out of AP 1 space away
  1327. 12:01 AM - lorr is now playing Dota 2. Click here to join.
  1328. 12:01 AM - Sarah Salem: ((this nigga ^))
  1329. 12:01 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Mar's go
  1330. 12:02 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: try to deal some decent damage this time :v
  1331. 12:02 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: eh, I know a guy who has like 500000 hours in dota or some shit
  1332. 12:02 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: unsurprisingly he's a giant neckbeard
  1333. 12:02 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: kay
  1334. 12:02 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: well, my repertoire of options is rather limited
  1335. 12:02 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I'll move in closer with 3 AP, trying to get a cleaner shot
  1336. 12:02 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: then I'll just pop the sucker
  1337. 12:03 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: or apparently I won't
  1338. 12:03 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: welp
  1339. 12:03 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: Sarah's turn
  1340. 12:03 AM - Sarah Salem: I stab the spider.
  1341. 12:04 AM - Sarah Salem: critical hit
  1342. 12:04 AM - Sarah Salem: or not actually, considering ac?
  1343. 12:04 AM - Sarah Salem: does that work like that?
  1344. 12:04 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: you rolled a 2
  1345. 12:04 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: dont try and be cute
  1346. 12:04 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: nah AC doesn't factor in with crits
  1347. 12:04 AM - Sarah Salem: I knocked it down, also 21 damage.
  1348. 12:05 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: knockdown doesn't much matter when you completely gut the spider
  1349. 12:05 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: it's dead
  1350. 12:05 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: 80 xp
  1351. 12:05 AM - Sarah Salem: A moment of silence for a brave soldier lost.
  1352. 12:05 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I helped! I helped! c:
  1353. 12:05 AM - Sarah Salem: "I think I like the spiders more than the rats. At the very least, there aren't as many."
  1354. 12:05 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: can we stop here?
  1355. 12:05 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I
  1356. 12:06 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: 'm getting dangerously sleepy
  1357. 12:06 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: sorry
  1358. 12:06 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: works for me
  1359. 12:06 AM - Sarah Salem: yeah, im cool with that
  1360. 12:06 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: "They're bigger. Hopefully not venomous."
  1361. 12:06 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: so do we cut it here?
  1362. 12:06 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: might as well
  1363. 12:06 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: so apart from absolutely bipolar rolls, how was it?
  1364. 12:06 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: next session we loot the cafeteria? :v
  1365. 12:06 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: alright
  1366. 12:06 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: yep
  1367. 12:06 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: it'd be more interesting with more people
  1368. 12:07 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: but I enjoyed my little banter with Data
  1369. 12:07 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: well that's not exactly my fault
  1370. 12:07 AM - Sarah Salem: i still had fun *shrug*
  1371. 12:07 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yeah I'm just sayin' you know
  1372. 12:07 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: oh yeah me too
  1373. 12:07 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: that's because you're fucking op
  1374. 12:07 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: data that is
  1375. 12:07 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: yeah Data's fucking op
  1376. 12:07 AM - Sarah Salem: i'm aware :v
  1377. 12:07 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: I'm the OPposite
  1378. 12:07 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: UP if you will
  1379. 12:07 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: zing
  1380. 12:07 AM - Sarah Salem: should probs fix that
  1381. 12:07 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: gotta nerf u Data
  1382. 12:07 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: or buff myself
  1383. 12:07 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: one of the two
  1384. 12:07 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: maybe both
  1385. 12:07 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: c:
  1386. 12:07 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: I prefer nerfs
  1387. 12:07 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: seriously tho
  1388. 12:08 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: the headshots with melee are a bit too much
  1389. 12:08 AM - SHINY ROBOT BUTT: and with that, I'm off to bed, Dan you post the log
  1390. 12:08 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: as usual
  1391. 12:08 AM - Sarah Salem: they're pretty hilarious
  1392. 12:09 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: hilariously broken
  1393. 12:09 AM - FALLOUT: NEW YORK: THE REBOOT: thats why just critchance is better
  1394. 12:09 AM - Sarah Salem: *shrug*
  1395. 12:09 AM - Sarah Salem: sarah's pretty much sarah
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