Baratheon!

[Intro]
My life was brilliant,

[Verse 1]
My life was brilliant,
I just fucked whores,
I met a bad end,
Gored by a boar,
I overthrew the mad king,
With Ned my main man,
my wife's a cunt,
and so's my son,
7 kingdoms be damned,

[Chorus]
Baratheon, Baratheon,
Baratheon, that's me,
Now in Bessie's place with her tits in my face,
and she smells like blackberries,
I just wish Ned could join me,

[Verse 2]
I'm not sad to die,
Now I watch on high,
and my breastplate is stretched across the,
Fuckin' sky,
When I see Cersei I'll have to abstain,
But I think I might try to honor her again,

[Chorus]
Dothraki Whore, Dothraki Whore,
Dothraki Whore, Dany,
The dead made them yield,
on an open field,
and her Dragons don't scare me,
Cos' I am Bobby B!

Ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba

[Outro]
Baratheon, Baratheon,
Baratheon, that's me,
Then Arya took Gendry, put a smile on his face,
and you BASTARD! our house DEPENDS! on you,
But the Stark girl knows the truth,
There's a big balled stag in you.