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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #891
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- Lets do an autism and have what happens if the D.H.O.R.Ks summon the princes!
- >Asmonon blinks in confusion
- >He was just in his room writing in his journal and now he's standing in some office of sorts
- >"Holy fk One what the sht?! That was supposed to keep demons OUT!"
- >>"I don't know what happened!"
- >Asmonon looks at the failed warding circle
- "You used lamb blood instead of goats blood, the circle is off and you made fifteen spelling errors for the latin."
- >The two D.H.O.R.Ks look at him in disbelief
- >>"L-like we would believe a demon like you!"
- "Mhm wonderful. Now,"
- >He looks at Two with lightly glowing eyes
- >She stiffens
- "What can I do for you..."
- >He slowly stalks up to her working his silver tongue and adding some subtle magic
- "...to get back home, you beautiful mortal you?"
- >He finishes by lightly putting a finger under her chin
- >His magic works its, well magic, causing her to blush
- >"I-i can made another c-circle..."
- >Asmonon gives her a charming smile
- "That would be lovely, almost as how lovely you are my dear~"
- >He finishes off with a purr
- >Agent one can't believe his partner fell for such a cheap trick and reaches for his "high quality" katana
- >He was stopped in his tracks after Asmonon blasted him with, as he calls it, the Fk Off spell
- >The agent falls limp to the floor, unconscious
- >Asmonon returns his attention to his victim and smiles at her
- "How about I help you get started?"
- >"Th-that would be wonderful..."
- 'Good, the living world smells awful.'
- >The prince thinks to himself as his temporary thrall gets to work
- >An hour later the circle is complete and a portal to hell is opened
- >Before he leaves he turns to Two and gives her a deep kiss
- "To remember me by, you lovely mortal you."
- >Once he is gone and the portal closes Two blinks and realizes what she just did
- >"SHT!"
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- Technically not a prince, buuut...
- >"...Is that a blast shadow?"
- >the child that wasn't stared up at the two mortals in surprise
- >it was... an exceptional rarity, that anyone would call upon the Destroyer...
- >...let alone his son
- >"...No... Look, it has eyes!"
- >the two agents stared, wide-eyed, at the empty space where a small child should've been
- >the blind spots of light that stared back at them seemed surprised...
- >...and also, curious
- >"...I don't see anything." Two bluffed, trying to dismiss the visage gnawing at her sanity
- >she turned away, with One, now covered in sweat, staring after her
- >meanwhile, the empty child studied the intricate seals
- >it was one of the oldest and most elaborate works of the King, long-forgotten by humanity, especially since they had an entire book's worth of other, less dangerous seals to go through
- >it has been, after all, called the "Eighth Seal", affectionately
- >as the two mortals busied themselves with their tomes and machines, the son of Abaddon vanished, just the way he came
- >with his departure, the fractured seals re-merged in black flames, and was seared out of existence
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