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Minions.

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Minions have been on this planet
far longer than we have.

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They go by many names.

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Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.

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Oh, that one is Norbert.

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He's an idiot.

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They're all different.
But they all share the same goal.

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To serve the most despicable
master they could find.

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BOSS!

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- Boss.
- Boss.

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Making their master happy was
the tribe's very reason for existence.

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But that's not to say that
they didn’t have other passions.

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- Hey, look. It's a banana.
- Move over.

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Hey, I know. It's a banana.
Ha-hah-ha.

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Yum yum. Huh?

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Finding a Boss was easy.

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But keeping a Boss...
therein lies the rub.

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Ow. Owww.

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Whoa!

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Oh.

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- Oop.
- Aw.

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- Oh.
- Oh.

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I am... oaf. Aw.

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Nope,
it wasn't easy for these guys.

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But they never gave up.

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With the emergence of the stone age
came the rise of a new species.

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Man was very different
from the dinosaur.

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He was shorter, hairier
and way, way smarter.

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The minions took an instant liking to Man
and helped him as best they could.

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Oh, no no... Here. A present.

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- This?
- Yes yes yes.

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For hitting. Ut-ut.

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Aw!

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Poor man.
So trusting, so fragile, so-so delicious.

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Their quest for a boss put
the minions front and center

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for some of the civilization
most historic moments.

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Ancient Egypt held great promise.

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Okay!

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But it didn't last long.

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Hmm. Oh.

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Here. Yup.

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Ow!

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The dark ages
were actually fun times.

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Their new master had a tendency
to party all night and sleep all day.

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Ahem. Yoo-hoo.

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[HAPPY BIRTHDAY] 357

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Oh.

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But eventually
the party was over.

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Achoo.

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They bounced from
one evil master to another.

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But they never seemed
to find their perfect fit.

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One particular employer took
their failure very very badly.

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Huh?

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The Minions had no other
choice but to keep moving.

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Oh. Look.

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And then,
when all hopes seem lost.

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They found sanctuary.

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The Minions were safe.

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Years passed as the Minions
forged their own civilization.

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They truly made a life
for themselves.

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But something just wasn't right.

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They felt empty inside.
Without a master, they had no purpose.

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They became aimless
and depressed.

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If this continue any longer,
the Minions would perish.

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But all was not lost,
for one Minion had a plan.

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His name was Kevin.

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He was excited to share
his idea with the tribe.

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He'd been preparing for
days, weeks, months.

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But now he was ready.

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Buddies.

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Kevin would leave the cave,
go back to the outside world

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and he would not return
until he had found his tribe

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the biggest baddest villain deserved.

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But he needed help.

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Me! Me! I will come.

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- Bob was eager to go.
- Kevin?

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But Kevin felt he was just not strong
enough for the dangerous journey ahead.

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Uh no. One other Minion?

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Me. Choose me.

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Me! Choose me! Aw.

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Me!

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I will come.

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Luckily someone stepped up.

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- Huh?
- Stuart! Come here.

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Huh. Me? Me? Oh, thank you.

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Truth be told. Stuart had no idea
what he was chose for.

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Huh! Wh-Why?

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But was thrilled that made
people cheered for him.

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Uh. Stuart, Stuart.

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One more?

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ME! I am strong.

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See here.

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See!

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- Oh.
- Oh.

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Uh... okay. One more.

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Kevin. Choose me.

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Please. Choose me, Kevin.

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Come here.

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Huh. Yeah! Ha ha.

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Eventually, Bob's energy and enthusiasm

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but mostly lack of other volunteers
changed Kevin's mind.

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- Kumbaya!
- Kumbaya!

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Kumbaya.

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Big boss! Big boss!

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The tribe said their farewells.

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Kevin had given them something
they haven't had in a long time.

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- Hope.
- Kevin!

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- Bob!
- (BIG BOSS! BIG BOSS!)

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Hey, Tony. Good luck to you.

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Tom. Take care.

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And Chris. See you later.

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- Hey Bob, you coming?
- Yes, yes.

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Big boss! Big boss!

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Bye bye.

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Kevin felt pride.

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He was going to be the
one to save his tribe.

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Stuart felt, hungry mostly.

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He was going to be the one
to eat this banana.

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And Bob - Oh.

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Bob was frightened
of the journey ahead.

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Okay. Okay.
Look for the big boss.

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Ah. There you go, Bob. Come on.

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And they were off.

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Off, to find their new boss.

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Come on, Bob.

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Huh? Kevin?

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Oh.

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- Hungry?
- Food?

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There is no food.

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Huh. Banana.

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Uh. Stuart, What it it?

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Banana.

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- Banana!
- Aww.

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- Stuart.
- Food.

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Stop!

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Bob! Stop!

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Huh. Oh. Land!

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Bob.

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New York 1968.

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- Oh, look at that one.
- Whoa!

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Whoa. Look at that one.

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- Peace!
- Make love, not war!

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Peace to the world.

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Boo ya. Boo ya.

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Boo Ya! Boo ya, boo ya.

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[MUSIC PAD]

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Banana.

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Whoa.

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OUT NOW Songs of Aloha.

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Biggest Hit of 1968.

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Ba-Banana. Hey.

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Stuart. Hey, oh. Bee-do.

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Where is Bob?

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- Kevin...
- Huh. Bob!

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Oh. Banana.

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Bob!

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( FANCY'S )

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Huh. Ah, Bob.

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Wow.

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Whoa.

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Huh, Bob. There's Bob. Come on.

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Excuse me. Coming through.

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Ah... Okay. You go right.

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- And I go this way.
- Huh?

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Bob!

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The store is now closing.

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- Hey, what are you doing?
- Excuse me. Excuse me.

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- Bob, where you?
- Give me that.

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Oh, Kevin.

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I am over here, Ke... Oh.

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Huh.

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Hey, ha ha. My buddies?

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You are here.
You are here, my buddies.

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Hey. It's me, Bob.

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Hey. My buddies.

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Huh?

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Oh.

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Bob! Bob!

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Oh. There you are.

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- What happened?
- Nothing.

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Oh. There, here's Tim.

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Oh, ha ha. My Tim. Thank you.

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Hm?

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Oh no. They are closed.

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Hey. Look at this. Boing, boing,

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Come on in.

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- Let's have it, Stuart.
- Yes, yes. Just a second.

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Ah. How's this shows?

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- Uh, nah. Try another channel.
- Okay, okay, changing.

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Oh, THE DATING GAME.

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Okay, Let's watch this.

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And welcome back to
the Dating Game.

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Well Jennifer. Have you decided

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which of these 3 gentlemen,
you'll go on a date with?

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- Is it Bob?
- Yeah! Go Bob.

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- Kevin.
- It's me, Kevin.

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- Or will it be Stuart?
- Oh. Yo, Stuart.

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Gosh. This is so hard.
They all sounded so cute.

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I think I'm going to go with...

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Nobody panic, alright.

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Now, now. Calm down, Stuart.

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V... N... C...

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You're watching the top secret
Villain Network Channel.

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If you tell anyone,
we'll find you.

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Huh. Don't move.

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Sponsored by Villain-Con.

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For 89 years straight. The biggest
gathering of criminals anywhere.

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That-That's where we
would find the big boss.

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Attend guest lectures
from esteem villains.

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Make contacts in the
underworld community.

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And, for the first time anywhere,

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Scarlet Overkill!

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Evil. So evil.

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- Criminal genius.
- Hey. Girl's got to make a living.

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- Move aside, men.
- Make way.

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- There's a new bad man in town.
- Excuse me.

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And that man is a woman.

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- Crime isn't ready.
- It's red hot.

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Get to Villain-Con this weekend.

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Only at 545 Orange Grove Avenue,
in Orlando, Florida.

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So much fun, it's a crime.
Heh-heh-heh.

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Oh. Villain-Con, Orlando.

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- Woo hoo.
- Ha-ha-ha.

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Hello. Orlando?

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Ah, buttocks.

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Hey, greetings. Orlando?

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Ooh. Hello, Papagena.
You beautiful papaya.

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- Do you know, Orlando?
- Oh. I think.

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- That way.
- Uh huh.

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- Ah, okay. Thank you, baby.
- Bye bye.

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- That way.
- Ah.

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To Orlando!

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Ah! Papagena!

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[NEW YORK]

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Hey, Stuart. Do you best.

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Oh yeah, far out.

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Welcome to Wayne, brother.

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No. No no no. Kevin.

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I'll do it. I'll do it.
You watch.

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Ha-ha-ha...

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"No no, no no.
I'll do it. I'll do it. You watch."

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Yah, right.

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Just you wait. I'll show you.

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Hey. Stop! Stop!

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Stop...!

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Over here. Stop! Stop!

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Stop. Stop.

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Stop...

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There. You do it.

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Stuart, that's him.

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0RLANDO

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Oh, Walter look. These adorable little
freaks are heading to Orlando too.

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Yeah, I see that.
Hey, Walter Junior.

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- What's happening?
- Tina. - Hi.

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Pinkie. What do you say
we give these fellows a ride?

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- Yeah! New friends.
- Yeah! New friends.

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All aboard the Nelson Express.

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You, one eye,
You're sitting next to me.

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Okay. I'm going.

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Stuart. Just get on.

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Glad we came along before
some weirdos picked you up.

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Who wants apple slices?

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Ahh. Apple.

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Oh, you too.

266
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:06,550
Growing of a... boy like...
creatures need their strength.

267
00:20:06,570 --> 00:20:09,570
Okay. You want it?

268
00:20:09,590 --> 00:20:11,230
Yeah!

269
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:13,950
Thanks, man.

270
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,740
Alrighty.
Who needs to stretch their legs?

271
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,370
- Yeah!
- Yes. Me me me!

272
00:20:18,390 --> 00:20:20,710
You guys wait right here.
We'll be right back.

273
00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:23,850
Okay, Nelsons. Let's do this.

274
00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:29,200
Uh. Protection?

275
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,410
Go go go!

276
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,990
Okey dokey, on the road again.

277
00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:51,720
Dad, we got company.
It's because I tripped the alarm.

278
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,170
- I stink.
- Hey.

279
00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:57,140
We all make mistakes, sugar plum.
You're still learning.

280
00:20:58,150 --> 00:20:59,440
Whoa! What!

281
00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:01,500
- Your father's right, Tina.
- Reload.

282
00:21:01,530 --> 00:21:03,393
He wasn’t this good at
being evil overnight.

283
00:21:03,405 --> 00:21:04,030
Reload.

284
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:06,100
Your time is coming.

285
00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:09,850
Ah! It's jammed.

286
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,600
Huh?

287
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,230
- Give me.
- No.

288
00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:24,270
- Give me. Give me!
- No no. No.

289
00:21:44,610 --> 00:21:47,460
- Okay, who did that?
- It's Stuart.

290
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,180
- Huh? Me... me...
- That was great.

291
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,880
Ha ha ha. Thank you.

292
00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:53,470
Give me. Give me. Give me.

293
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:56,890
Say, fellows. Can we get
personal for just a second?

294
00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:00,910
Why are you going to Orlando?

295
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:05,820
Come on, you can tell us,
You're going to Villain-Con, aren't you?

296
00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:07,110
Yes, Villain-Con.

297
00:22:07,130 --> 00:22:08,740
Villain-Con.

298
00:22:08,770 --> 00:22:11,290
Wow, so many
bad guys in the car.

299
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,360
- What fun.
- I knew it.

300
00:22:13,390 --> 00:22:15,420
I knew you were villains.
Didn't I, honey?

301
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,190
What a small world.
Hope we're not in rival gangs.

302
00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:20,090
Heh heh heh.

303
00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:21,780
Pinkie, joke.

304
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,590
Babies, huh?

305
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,050
Hey, everybody. The boss.

306
00:22:55,070 --> 00:22:58,890
It's big boss.
Let's go welcome him.

307
00:22:58,910 --> 00:23:01,140
- Yah.
- Hoo hoo.

308
00:23:01,170 --> 00:23:04,320
- Boss.
- Boss.

309
00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:06,470
Boss. The boss.

310
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,210
Sheesh. Sheesh.
Sheesh, sheesh...

311
00:23:08,230 --> 00:23:10,400
The boss will speak.

312
00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:25,310
When we get to Orlando,

313
00:23:25,330 --> 00:23:28,250
I'm going to get all my favorite
villains to sign my magazine.

314
00:23:28,270 --> 00:23:30,500
Dumo, the Sumo.

315
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,070
Oh oh. He's a boss.

316
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,680
Oh, Kevin! You don't
want to work for him.

317
00:23:34,710 --> 00:23:37,370
He ate his last henchman.

318
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,650
Frankie Fishlips.
He lives in the ocean.

319
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,100
- Ah. And he's the boss?
- Uh.

320
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:46,260
- Can you breathe under water?
- Bah... So so.

321
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,850
Oh oh oh.
Look at her, Scarlet Overkill!

322
00:23:49,870 --> 00:23:52,890
The coolest supervillain,
like ever.

323
00:23:52,910 --> 00:23:56,490
She started out as your average
little girl. Bracers, pig tails.

324
00:23:56,510 --> 00:24:01,140
But, by the time she was 13,
She built a criminal empire.

325
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:04,930
If I was a Minion, that's who
I would want to work for.

326
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,370
Ah... Scarlet Overkill. Whoa.

327
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:12,320
- Here we are, beautiful Orlando.
- Yeah, we're here!

328
00:24:13,630 --> 00:24:15,620
Orlando Coming soon!

329
00:24:15,650 --> 00:24:17,950
Orlando.

330
00:24:23,990 --> 00:24:26,100
[545]

331
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,780
[ BAIT SHOP ]

332
00:24:29,690 --> 00:24:31,730
Hey gang, watch this.

333
00:24:32,110 --> 00:24:35,400
Welcome to Billy Bob's Bait Shop,
how can I help you?

334
00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:37,130
Yeah. Hi.

335
00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:41,870
We are here for...
"So much fun, it's a crime."

336
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:57,480
[PARKING ->]

337
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,540
Woo-hoo. Yeh!

338
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:06,050
It's Villain-Con.
The Villain-Con!

339
00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:08,840
LUV.2.ROB NEW YORK

340
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,180
Alright, here we go.

341
00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:13,250
Well, this is it.

342
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,160
I wanted to tell you and
I really I mean this.

343
00:25:16,190 --> 00:25:19,330
I'm really appreciate what you did
back there with the cops. Really.

344
00:25:19,350 --> 00:25:22,150
Dad! It's Frankie Fishlips.

345
00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:25,130
- I can smell him from here!
- Junior, get my camera.

346
00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:27,240
Good luck in there, boys.

347
00:25:27,260 --> 00:25:29,320
I hope you find what
you are looking for.

348
00:25:29,350 --> 00:25:31,500
- Yeah, bye.
- Bye.

349
00:25:33,070 --> 00:25:34,780
And here we come, Villain-Con!

350
00:25:34,810 --> 00:25:36,080
- Ha ha.
- Yeah!

351
00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:38,980
- Villain-Con.
- Ya! Hoo.

352
00:25:39,010 --> 00:25:42,480
[ WELCOME TO VILLAIN-CON ] 1968

353
00:25:42,970 --> 00:25:46,320
[FREEZE-RAY]
- Whoa.

354
00:25:47,610 --> 00:25:50,620
Any evil talents?

355
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,120
Not bad.

356
00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:56,410
What about you?
Any evil talents?

357
00:25:57,180 --> 00:26:00,880
Hello. La la la. La la la. Eh?

358
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:04,080
That's not evil, or a talent.

359
00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:14,920
Hello! Ahaa! Ha ha.

360
00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:16,140
No?

361
00:26:16,170 --> 00:26:19,850
I'm sorry, but I'm not looking
for any more servants.

362
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:22,290
For I, Professor Flux,

363
00:26:22,310 --> 00:26:26,000
have invented the
world's first Time machine,

364
00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:28,390
Every time I visit the future,

365
00:26:28,410 --> 00:26:32,440
I bring my future
self back to help me.

366
00:26:32,470 --> 00:26:34,130
Hello.

367
00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:38,870
Who's that over there,
Professor Flux from 2 weeks from now?

368
00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:42,200
As you can see,
I don't need any help.

369
00:26:43,690 --> 00:26:48,110
Oh. Way to go, guys.
We killed the original.

370
00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:51,480
- Huh!
- Aw!

371
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,140
Please.

372
00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:59,080
<i>Villain-Con,
I present our keynote speaker.</i>

373
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:05,440
Scarlet Overkill.
The world's first female supervillain.

374
00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:08,970
Appearing right now in Hall 8.
Bob, Stuart, buddies.

375
00:27:08,990 --> 00:27:11,200
Buddies, let's go.
It's Scarlet Overkill.

376
00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,220
- Scarlet?
- Come on. Come on.

377
00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:14,670
Kevin.

378
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:19,230
Are you ready...

379
00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:24,660
for Scarlet Overkill.

380
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,300
Ha.

381
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,950
Doesn't it feel so good
to be bad?

382
00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:34,750
- Scarlet-Scarlet-Scarlet...
- Yes! - Hoo-hoo-hoo.

383
00:27:38,370 --> 00:27:41,500
Ha-ha-ha...
- Whoa. - Wow.

384
00:27:55,710 --> 00:27:57,300
Scarlet!

385
00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:01,620
Whoa. Ha ha. What beauty.

386
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,880
Wow. Thank you.

387
00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:08,780
Thank you so much.

388
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,330
Okay. Shh shh shh.

389
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,380
When I started out,
people said a woman could

390
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:21,040
never rob a bank
as well as a man. Well.

391
00:28:21,580 --> 00:28:24,600
Time's changed.

392
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,300
I love you, Scarlet!

393
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:31,430
Look at all those faces out there,
we are all so different.

394
00:28:31,450 --> 00:28:33,740
But we have one thing in common.

395
00:28:33,770 --> 00:28:37,480
We were born with flippers!

396
00:28:38,070 --> 00:28:40,900
No? Just me?

397
00:28:41,190 --> 00:28:42,540
Okay.

398
00:28:42,670 --> 00:28:48,420
We have big dreams, and we will
do anything to make them come true.

399
00:28:48,450 --> 00:28:51,040
Have any of you ever dreamt

400
00:28:51,070 --> 00:28:56,220
of working for the greatest
supervillain of all time?

401
00:28:58,250 --> 00:29:00,610
Heh-heh-heh. Well.

402
00:29:00,650 --> 00:29:02,820
What if I were to tell you,

403
00:29:02,850 --> 00:29:06,710
that I am looking
for a new henchman!

404
00:29:06,740 --> 00:29:08,770
Hey, big boss.
This is our chance.

405
00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:09,870
- Yes.
- Ha.

406
00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:13,090
I truly believe
somewhere out there

407
00:29:13,110 --> 00:29:17,220
is a villain with the potential
to serve greatness.

408
00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:20,980
- And it could be any of you.
- Whoa.

409
00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:23,360
Although let's not kid ourselves.

410
00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:28,770
Truly the only man for this job
are Kevin and his Minions.

411
00:29:28,790 --> 00:29:31,560
10 times the evil and
half the package.

412
00:29:31,580 --> 00:29:33,430
I'm just in awe.

413
00:29:33,450 --> 00:29:38,670
Let's hear it for Kevin.
He saved his tribe!

414
00:29:38,690 --> 00:29:42,410
Kevin! Kevin!

415
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,950
- Kevin Kevin Kev...
- Hey, Kevin. Hey.

416
00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:47,530
- Ow.
- Hey. Pay attention.

417
00:29:47,550 --> 00:29:51,080
So. How should we do this?

418
00:29:51,110 --> 00:29:53,710
Hmm. Oh.

419
00:29:53,730 --> 00:29:56,160
You see this
tiny little trinket?

420
00:29:56,180 --> 00:29:58,720
Well, just take it from my hand
and you got the job.

421
00:29:58,750 --> 00:30:00,710
No big deal,
it's almost too simple.

422
00:30:00,730 --> 00:30:02,350
Eh heh heh.

423
00:30:02,710 --> 00:30:07,020
Oh, come on, don't be afraid.
Just take the stone and get that job.

424
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,810
- Come on.
- Oh, okay.

425
00:30:08,830 --> 00:30:10,750
Let's go get our boss. Come on.

426
00:30:10,770 --> 00:30:14,030
- That job is mine.
- Oof.

427
00:30:20,190 --> 00:30:22,280
Now, go easy on me.

428
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,330
Heh-heh-heh-heh.

429
00:30:24,380 --> 00:30:25,700
Aw!

430
00:30:25,730 --> 00:30:28,330
Love the costume.

431
00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:29,890
Ha!

432
00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:34,620
So cool!

433
00:30:36,470 --> 00:30:38,150
Wait Wait.

434
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:40,220
Tim? Tim!

435
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:43,930
Oh.

436
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,340
Oh no, Bob. He's over there.

437
00:30:46,370 --> 00:30:47,250
Ah. Stop.

438
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,460
- Is no one good enough?
- Stop. Tim.

439
00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:54,360
Bob!

440
00:30:55,660 --> 00:30:57,120
Hi ya!

441
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,060
Tiiimmm.

442
00:31:02,090 --> 00:31:03,410
There he is.

443
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,260
Bob!

444
00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:13,950
Aw!

445
00:31:13,970 --> 00:31:16,790
Didn't my speech inspired anyone

446
00:31:16,820 --> 00:31:20,140
to rise up and prove
themselves worthy?

447
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:24,020
All these villains, and yet
I still have the-bear.

448
00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:26,150
Stuffed bear.
Why am I holding a bear?

449
00:31:26,170 --> 00:31:29,110
- Oh.
- Who has the ruby?

450
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,760
Wow. Who-Who are you?

451
00:31:38,780 --> 00:31:42,720
My... knights in shiny denim.

452
00:31:42,750 --> 00:31:45,740
- I'm Kevin. This is Stuart.
- Yo. - And Bob.

453
00:31:45,770 --> 00:31:48,960
- Minions!
- That was incredible.

454
00:31:48,980 --> 00:31:53,040
Behold, the last creatures
you expect to win the day

455
00:31:53,070 --> 00:31:55,310
have emerged victorious.

456
00:31:55,340 --> 00:31:58,130
Everyone, meet my new henchmen.

457
00:31:58,150 --> 00:32:00,180
The Minions!

458
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:04,240
- Kumbaya! Ha ha!
- Kumbaya!

459
00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:06,270
Kumbaya!

460
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:10,670
Hey! I know those guys.
I gave them a ride here.

461
00:32:10,690 --> 00:32:13,740
Woo. Hoo-hoo-hoo.

462
00:32:15,340 --> 00:32:19,620
Buckle up, boys.
Next stop, England.

463
00:32:49,230 --> 00:32:51,030
Ah. Pick it up.

464
00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:57,340
1, 2123!

465
00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:20,260
Hello. Hey, Kevin.

466
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,120
Huh? The boss, in England.

467
00:33:23,140 --> 00:33:26,290
Nah. We have the boss. Listen.

468
00:33:37,770 --> 00:33:39,450
Ah. Uh... Hello, Kevin.

469
00:33:39,470 --> 00:33:41,440
Did-Did you say England?

470
00:33:41,460 --> 00:33:42,980
Uh-huh. The boss, yes.

471
00:33:43,010 --> 00:33:45,790
Scarlet Overkill. Ah.

472
00:33:54,580 --> 00:33:56,090
Hello. Hello?

473
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,980
Oh. He hung up. Hello.

474
00:34:07,710 --> 00:34:09,500
Wow.

475
00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:21,370
Here we go. Come here.

476
00:34:21,390 --> 00:34:24,790
By the way.
I really like your bear.

477
00:34:24,810 --> 00:34:28,530
- Herb, my baby.
- You know I am.

478
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,430
How did it go? Were you evil?

479
00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:33,330
- So evil.
- Oh!

480
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:36,710
A little bird dropped
this off today.

481
00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:39,650
I Missed You! ♥ H.

482
00:34:39,670 --> 00:34:42,080
It's me, I'm the "H".

483
00:34:42,110 --> 00:34:45,370
Also, there's no birds. Also me.

484
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,810
Herb, seriously.

485
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,980
I want to dig up that
William Shakespeare,

486
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,530
so he can see
what true writing is.

487
00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:53,040
I love it.

488
00:34:53,060 --> 00:34:55,860
That works because I love you.

489
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,700
Well, I love you too.

490
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:01,070
Oh. The love, oh.

491
00:35:02,980 --> 00:35:06,200
Oh, boys.
Could you come here please?

492
00:35:06,230 --> 00:35:13,270
Meet my husband, Herb.
Inventor, super genius, fox.

493
00:35:13,420 --> 00:35:15,570
Herb, these are the new recruits.

494
00:35:15,610 --> 00:35:19,990
Kevin, Stuart and
that cute little one is Bob.

495
00:35:20,430 --> 00:35:22,900
Right on. You guys
are crazy little and

496
00:35:22,930 --> 00:35:27,250
way yellow, and I digged that.

497
00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:32,410
Sweet, man.

498
00:35:36,870 --> 00:35:38,350
- Wow.
- Cool house.

499
00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:40,290
I know, right?

500
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:44,000
Just a few thing I stole
to help fill the void.

501
00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:47,520
Whoa. Las Vegas' Ukulele.

502
00:35:49,550 --> 00:35:51,080
Checking out my can?

503
00:35:51,110 --> 00:35:52,480
We stole that because finally

504
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,160
someone expressed my love
of soup in painting form.

505
00:35:55,180 --> 00:35:56,770
- Wow.
- Woo.

506
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:01,370
Okay, listen up.
It is time to get down to business.

507
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,630
Do you know who this is?

508
00:36:03,650 --> 00:36:05,510
Uh. The cockroach?

509
00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:09,810
This is Queen Elizabeth,
ruler of England.

510
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:14,130
Oh. I love England.
The music, the fashion.

511
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:17,540
I'm seriously thinking about
overthrowing it someday.

512
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,090
- I'm so excited.
- Yes.

513
00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:22,700
Anyway. This pale drink of water
oversees it all.

514
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:25,660
I'm her biggest fan,
love her work.

515
00:36:25,690 --> 00:36:29,290
And I really really really
want her crown.

516
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,950
Steal me the crown and
all your dreams come true.

517
00:36:35,970 --> 00:36:37,450
Respect!

518
00:36:37,470 --> 00:36:38,520
Power!

519
00:36:38,550 --> 00:36:42,560
Banana!

520
00:36:52,390 --> 00:36:54,430
Huh! Henry!

521
00:36:57,610 --> 00:36:59,940
The way to England, is... is...

522
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:01,350
Ah! Give me.

523
00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:03,880
Uh. England is... this way.

524
00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:06,200
March on! Eh!

525
00:37:14,910 --> 00:37:18,100
Wait for me! Wait for me! Ah!

526
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,870
Go back!

527
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:32,210
- Hm. What is this place?
- Hey. Over there.

528
00:37:32,230 --> 00:37:34,020
- Whoa.
- Wow.

529
00:37:34,050 --> 00:37:36,250
Whoa oh. Uu la la.

530
00:37:36,270 --> 00:37:37,820
No. Oh, no.

531
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,390
Don't get too close, boys.

532
00:37:39,390 --> 00:37:42,000
When it's completed, it will
be my ultimate weapon. But.

533
00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:46,740
Right now, it's leaking radiation.
Like you would not believe.

534
00:37:47,710 --> 00:37:51,480
So you're here for gear.

535
00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:53,790
Whoa.

536
00:37:54,810 --> 00:37:58,050
- Bob, Robert, Bobby my boy.
- Yes?

537
00:37:58,070 --> 00:38:02,090
You get my far out stretch suit.

538
00:38:02,670 --> 00:38:04,020
Wow.

539
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,210
Kevin, Kevo, Seventh Kevin.

540
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:11,110
You are the proud owner
of my Lava Lamp gun.

541
00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:14,270
This baby shoots actual lava.

542
00:38:14,290 --> 00:38:16,850
- Woo, for me?
- Pretty cool, right?

543
00:38:16,870 --> 00:38:22,120
And finally, Stu, Stu-art,
Stuperman, Pitstu.

544
00:38:22,140 --> 00:38:25,600
I got you the coolest invention,
probably ever.

545
00:38:26,620 --> 00:38:28,980
Hypno hat!

546
00:38:35,110 --> 00:38:37,600
You can use it
to hypnotize anyone.

547
00:38:37,630 --> 00:38:38,960
Anyone!

548
00:38:38,990 --> 00:38:41,790
Oh, you look so great.

549
00:38:41,810 --> 00:38:45,770
I feel like a proud mama
with 3 dashing evil sons.

550
00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:47,360
Uh. Scarlet. Scarlet.

551
00:38:47,390 --> 00:38:48,870
There is something
wrong with this.

552
00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:51,950
No, no, don't say anything,
I won't understand.

553
00:38:51,980 --> 00:38:56,650
It's getting late, you had a big day.
You must be exhausted.

554
00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:00,200
Boing. Boing.

555
00:39:00,230 --> 00:39:02,480
Wow, these cats are pumped!

556
00:39:02,510 --> 00:39:07,510
Well, maybe I'll settle them down
with a bedtime story.

557
00:39:11,430 --> 00:39:13,160
How does that sound, Bob?

558
00:39:13,190 --> 00:39:15,590
Bob? Bob? Bob!

559
00:39:15,610 --> 00:39:17,050
Oh. Bedtime story?

560
00:39:17,070 --> 00:39:18,740
That, is a groovy idea,

561
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,420
I'll go get some
cookies and warm milk.

562
00:39:20,450 --> 00:39:24,260
This is going to be so fun!

563
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:25,840
And the bedtime story.

564
00:39:25,860 --> 00:39:30,660
Oh, yes, I've got a really really
good bedtime borey.

565
00:39:30,690 --> 00:39:35,730
Once upon a time,
there were 3 little pigs.

566
00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:42,290
One fateful day, the pigs
encountered a big bad wolf,

567
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,980
who had a wonderful
surprise for them,

568
00:39:46,010 --> 00:39:50,970
The wolf offered the 3 piggies and
all their friends a job working for her.

569
00:39:50,990 --> 00:39:54,220
Everyone would be so happy.

570
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:58,310
All the 3 little piggies had to do
was just steal one little crown.

571
00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:00,330
That the beautiful wolf
had wanted ever since

572
00:40:00,350 --> 00:40:03,960
she was a penniless
little street cub.

573
00:40:03,990 --> 00:40:07,760
Unloved and abandoned.

574
00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:11,350
But that crown would mean
she was a princess.

575
00:40:11,370 --> 00:40:13,570
And everybody loves the princess.

576
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:17,000
So, the wolf sent the
piggies to get that crown.

577
00:40:18,340 --> 00:40:20,880
But the little piggies weren't
up to the challenge.

578
00:40:20,910 --> 00:40:23,160
They failed their mission.

579
00:40:23,190 --> 00:40:26,280
So the wolf huffed and puffed

580
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:30,030
and she blew them off
the face of the earth!

581
00:40:35,430 --> 00:40:37,060
The end.

582
00:40:40,770 --> 00:40:44,440
Good luck getting the crown
tomorrow, little piggies.

583
00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:48,100
I know you won't disappoint me.

584
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:59,100
Tower of London Tower of London.
LONDON.

585
00:41:03,590 --> 00:41:04,690
Okay.

586
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:07,650
[HOME OF THE QUEEN'S CROWN]
Let's go get the crown, for Scarlet.

587
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,810
[HOME OF THE QUEEN'S CROWN]

588
00:41:13,890 --> 00:41:16,490
Hello. 3 please.

589
00:41:16,510 --> 00:41:19,470
You are not allowed
to enter without an adult.

590
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:21,720
Scram, hooligans.

591
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:30,930
Woo, a lad.

592
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,540
- What lad?
- Holah!

593
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,880
Poof. Stuart, that way.

594
00:41:38,710 --> 00:41:41,360
How many tickets, please?

595
00:41:42,140 --> 00:41:44,060
3, please.

596
00:41:44,220 --> 00:41:47,220
One, please. One.

597
00:41:52,380 --> 00:41:55,930
- Enjoy yourself, love.
- Thank you.

598
00:42:04,330 --> 00:42:06,310
- That way.
- Okay.

599
00:42:07,350 --> 00:42:10,760
[KEEP OUT]

600
00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:12,250
Go!

601
00:42:13,310 --> 00:42:15,120
Okay, we're in.

602
00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:21,060
Okay, come on.

603
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,840
Hey! What are you doing here?

604
00:42:24,860 --> 00:42:26,090
Eating?

605
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,460
This is a restricted area!

606
00:42:28,490 --> 00:42:32,880
- Hands in the air!
- No... Let me do it.

607
00:42:37,050 --> 00:42:38,820
Stop that!

608
00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:44,040
Get back!

609
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:22,820
Hey-hey-hey... Bob,
Stuart, come on.

610
00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:42,180
Stay back. Leave this to me.

611
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,120
There it is, the crown. Come on.

612
00:43:59,940 --> 00:44:02,110
So.

613
00:44:02,130 --> 00:44:05,840
You came for the
queen's crown, did you?

614
00:44:05,860 --> 00:44:09,000
Well, you're going to
have to get through me!

615
00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:12,220
The keeper of the crown.

616
00:44:17,290 --> 00:44:21,090
You think it's funny to
mock the elderly, do you?

617
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,830
Uh. Yes.

618
00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:24,860
I've been up here for decades.

619
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:30,450
Just waiting for someone to try
and steal the queen's treasure.

620
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,150
Okay. Me will do it.

621
00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:37,750
What are you saying?
And I don't care!

622
00:44:37,770 --> 00:44:39,980
Hee hee. Ha ha ha.

623
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,860
Oh no, you don't.

624
00:44:46,530 --> 00:44:48,050
Get out of the way.

625
00:44:48,070 --> 00:44:50,720
Ow! Oof! Ow!

626
00:44:50,750 --> 00:44:52,340
For... god sake.

627
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,940
Quick, the crown. After it.

628
00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,930
Bob. Open it.

629
00:45:00,970 --> 00:45:02,430
Alright.

630
00:45:21,890 --> 00:45:24,050
The crown.

631
00:45:28,830 --> 00:45:30,200
The crown. Quick.

632
00:45:30,230 --> 00:45:32,090
Hello.

633
00:45:40,430 --> 00:45:42,230
Hey, look at me!

634
00:45:52,090 --> 00:45:54,000
Hello.

635
00:45:54,020 --> 00:45:55,580
- Stop the bloke!
- Stop him, men!

636
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,020
- Aim for the legs.
- Freeze.

637
00:46:02,410 --> 00:46:03,730
Ow. Manic.

638
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,890
Kevin!

639
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,240
The Queen's been kidnapped, Sgt.

640
00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:14,950
Blimey!

641
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:40,350
What's going on?

642
00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:42,180
Hello. Oh, the crown.

643
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,290
Give me the crown. Now!

644
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,540
Ha ha! I got it!

645
00:46:47,250 --> 00:46:52,700
Gentlemen do not steal
ladies' crowns!

646
00:47:05,630 --> 00:47:11,680
The coach. Waa...
Oh, no no no...

647
00:47:15,110 --> 00:47:17,070
Oh-Oh dear!

648
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,120
- Ahhh!
- Ahhh!

649
00:47:29,430 --> 00:47:30,560
Yeah. Ha ha ha.

650
00:47:30,580 --> 00:47:33,960
You scoundrel. After them!

651
00:47:36,910 --> 00:47:37,400
Stop the blighter!

652
00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:39,680
Stop the blighter!
[SWORD IN THE STONE]

653
00:47:40,470 --> 00:47:42,470
You're surrounded.

654
00:47:58,420 --> 00:48:00,700
Oh, blimey!

655
00:48:00,850 --> 00:48:04,860
One of England's most famous
myths has become a reality.

656
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,240
As a new king has been crowned.

657
00:48:07,260 --> 00:48:10,420
Bob, who appears to be
a bald jaundice child,

658
00:48:10,450 --> 00:48:12,860
has pulled the famed sword
right from it's stone

659
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:16,710
which legend dictates,
makes him the new king.

660
00:48:16,830 --> 00:48:19,570
Tiny yellow traitor!

661
00:48:32,810 --> 00:48:35,580
Ah-ha-ha. England!

662
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:39,090
England! England!

663
00:48:39,330 --> 00:48:43,000
England. Eng... land.

664
00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:46,800
- England.
- England.

665
00:48:47,380 --> 00:48:51,220
[AUSTRALIA]... /INDIA\

666
00:48:56,620 --> 00:48:58,930
Hey! Help!

667
00:49:08,490 --> 00:49:12,070
A studio. Hello! Hello!

668
00:49:12,100 --> 00:49:13,710
CUT!

669
00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:20,130
AIR BRITANNIA

670
00:49:34,020 --> 00:49:36,090
Hello, King Bob.

671
00:49:36,110 --> 00:49:38,650
Welcome to Buckingham Palace.

672
00:49:38,670 --> 00:49:40,490
Uh. No.

673
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,620
Oh. What's the matter,
Your Majesty?

674
00:49:42,650 --> 00:49:44,730
Whatever is bothering you,
we can make it right.

675
00:49:44,750 --> 00:49:47,700
- Just name it.
- Oh.

676
00:49:48,390 --> 00:49:51,040
Ha ha ha. Buddies.

677
00:49:51,060 --> 00:49:54,290
Buddies. Ha, buddies.

678
00:49:54,310 --> 00:49:57,470
Ha, buddy. Ah-ha-ha...

679
00:50:14,990 --> 00:50:16,710
King Bob!

680
00:50:16,730 --> 00:50:18,910
- Yeh!
- Hurray!

681
00:50:18,940 --> 00:50:20,940
- King Bob!
- Yeh.

682
00:50:57,570 --> 00:51:00,010
King Bob!

683
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,950
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

684
00:51:10,110 --> 00:51:12,130
Whoa, wait.

685
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,880
- Yee-ha!
- King Bob.

686
00:51:25,690 --> 00:51:27,850
Grill chicken!

687
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,930
Yes, King Bob?

688
00:51:46,290 --> 00:51:47,850
King Bob?

689
00:51:48,180 --> 00:51:49,810
King Bob?

690
00:51:49,830 --> 00:51:52,880
Ah, Claire. Hm, Tiffany.

691
00:51:52,900 --> 00:51:54,750
My beauties.

692
00:52:01,450 --> 00:52:03,750
Ball! Yah!

693
00:52:03,770 --> 00:52:05,090
How dare you?

694
00:52:05,110 --> 00:52:06,580
AW!

695
00:52:12,690 --> 00:52:13,950
Scarlet.

696
00:52:13,980 --> 00:52:17,680
Don't you Scarlet me.
You backstabbing little traitors!

697
00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:21,300
Using Herb's inventions
to steal my crown!

698
00:52:22,830 --> 00:52:25,210
I feel used, not going to lie.

699
00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:27,920
You stole my dream.

700
00:52:27,950 --> 00:52:31,040
I was going to conquer
England some day.

701
00:52:31,060 --> 00:52:33,050
There was going
to be a coronation.

702
00:52:33,070 --> 00:52:35,680
And I was going
to be made queen.

703
00:52:35,700 --> 00:52:37,630
Every moment was planned.

704
00:52:37,650 --> 00:52:40,990
I would wear a dress
so sparkly and glowed.

705
00:52:41,010 --> 00:52:44,120
And everyone whoever doubted me.

706
00:52:44,140 --> 00:52:48,340
Would be watching
and they would be crying.

707
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:51,850
I was going to be the picture
of elegance and class!

708
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:54,720
And you pinheads screwed it up!

709
00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:57,250
No no no. The crown, for you.

710
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,340
No, no no. King Bob.

711
00:52:59,370 --> 00:53:02,130
You cannot just
abdicate the throne.

712
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:03,990
Who invited the square?

713
00:53:04,010 --> 00:53:07,640
And you definitely cannot just
give the job to this woman.

714
00:53:07,660 --> 00:53:09,370
There are laws.

715
00:53:09,390 --> 00:53:12,020
Laws? What laws?

716
00:53:15,430 --> 00:53:18,240
I give in to Scarlet Overkill.

717
00:53:18,260 --> 00:53:20,580
King Bob has official
changed the law.

718
00:53:20,610 --> 00:53:24,350
Clearing the way for Scarlet Overkill
to be crowned Queen of England,

719
00:53:24,380 --> 00:53:27,700
She will be coronated at London's
historic Westminster Abbey.

720
00:53:27,730 --> 00:53:29,120
If I'm wasn't so polite,

721
00:53:29,150 --> 00:53:31,730
I say this spells certain
doom for the country,

722
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,210
if not, the world.

723
00:53:33,230 --> 00:53:36,990
But, I'm so very polite,
that I shall keep my mouth shut.

724
00:53:37,010 --> 00:53:39,820
But, seriously,
we are all in big trouble.

725
00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:42,040
Scarlet - Ms. Overkill.

726
00:53:42,190 --> 00:53:44,730
I don't have time
to answer any questions.

727
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,470
I'm just want to thank
the minions for

728
00:53:46,490 --> 00:53:49,760
going above and beyond
the call of duty.

729
00:53:49,780 --> 00:53:55,550
You are 3 tiny golden
pill shaped miracle workers.

730
00:53:55,580 --> 00:53:59,990
And you have stolen not just England,
but my heart.

731
00:54:00,020 --> 00:54:02,280
- Scarlet, over here.
- Over here.

732
00:54:02,310 --> 00:54:03,950
Show her, the buddies.

733
00:54:03,970 --> 00:54:05,580
Pardon Me?

734
00:54:07,950 --> 00:54:10,740
Wow, so many. [ERIC], [NORBERT]

735
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:12,430
Good for you,

736
00:54:12,460 --> 00:54:16,050
Well.
You'll all get what you deserved.

737
00:54:44,550 --> 00:54:45,770
Oh.

738
00:54:47,390 --> 00:54:49,580
Go ahead. Go ahead.

739
00:54:52,890 --> 00:54:54,390
Buttocks.

740
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:02,050
I don't want you to
take this the wrong way.

741
00:55:02,070 --> 00:55:03,400
But I hate you.

742
00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:05,640
I thought I could
get over what you did.

743
00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:08,740
But I feel so betrayed.

744
00:55:08,770 --> 00:55:12,960
I think, yes, I think
we're gonna have to break up.

745
00:55:12,990 --> 00:55:15,300
And it's not you.

746
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:16,770
Oh wait, hold on.

747
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,310
It is you. It's a 100% you.

748
00:55:19,340 --> 00:55:20,840
Huh. No no.

749
00:55:20,870 --> 00:55:25,200
So get comfortable, Minions.
Get real real comfortable.

750
00:55:25,230 --> 00:55:27,480
Because this is where
you're going to spend

751
00:55:27,510 --> 00:55:32,900
the rest of your
worthless little lives.

752
00:55:34,270 --> 00:55:37,410
Alright, let's do this.

753
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,210
Look. Look, it's Herb.

754
00:55:39,230 --> 00:55:43,630
Who's this handsome Herb fellow?
No, My name is Blerb.

755
00:55:43,660 --> 00:55:45,420
I'm a-a dungeon master.

756
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:48,680
Prepared for torture which I do.

757
00:55:49,690 --> 00:55:51,340
Alright, are we comfy?

758
00:55:51,370 --> 00:55:55,200
Doesn't matter. This is TORTURE!

759
00:55:58,310 --> 00:55:59,860
- Oh.
- Uh, anything?

760
00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:00,940
No no. My sunshine.

761
00:56:00,970 --> 00:56:04,340
Wow, harder than I thought.
Next machine.

762
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:10,040
Oh, welcome to hang town.
POPULATION: You.

763
00:56:16,250 --> 00:56:19,010
Cut it out.
This is really unprofessional.

764
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:20,490
No laughing in the dungeon.

765
00:56:20,510 --> 00:56:23,050
I want to see tears and
I want to hear screams.

766
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,020
Or I'm going to get...
Wait. Hey.

767
00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:29,120
Eww, I've got a groovy idea.

768
00:56:30,690 --> 00:56:33,620
Look at this. Ah-ha-ha.

769
00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:42,190
Hello, the future King Herb Overkill.

770
00:56:42,210 --> 00:56:44,550
Please come upstairs to
prepare for the coronation.

771
00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:47,770
Well, I hope you learn
your lesson for today.

772
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:54,200
And by the way, it was me,
Herb, the whole time.

773
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,310
I don't even know
anyone named Blerb.

774
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:07,030
I am hours away from becoming
the Queen of England.

775
00:57:07,050 --> 00:57:08,940
I know, it's a gas.

776
00:57:08,970 --> 00:57:11,070
- I will finally get my crown.
- Yeah.

777
00:57:11,100 --> 00:57:12,570
It's all I ever wanted.

778
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,720
I'm going to be so happy.

779
00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:18,930
But, let me ask you
something, Fabrice.

780
00:57:18,950 --> 00:57:23,290
Does that, look like
this to you?

781
00:57:24,220 --> 00:57:26,240
Mrs. Overkill.

782
00:57:26,270 --> 00:57:30,000
The hair in that picture
is just 2 wavy lines.

783
00:57:30,020 --> 00:57:32,930
Oh. So what now,
you're an art critic?

784
00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:35,830
I drew that when
I was 5 years old.

785
00:57:35,850 --> 00:57:38,130
Get out of my sight.

786
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:43,100
Bye, Fabrice!

787
00:57:43,130 --> 00:57:45,900
I liked him, he was fun.

788
00:57:45,930 --> 00:57:47,470
So, what do you think
of the dress?

789
00:57:47,490 --> 00:57:49,690
Oh, it's so beautiful,

790
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:54,150
so fashion forward,
so Valentino.

791
00:57:54,170 --> 00:57:56,810
Oh. The sweetheart neckline
because you're my sweetheart.

792
00:57:56,830 --> 00:58:01,030
The high colored and cinch waist reflect
a simpler more valentine.

793
00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:02,820
The material is a blend of taffeta

794
00:58:02,850 --> 00:58:04,630
and high density body armor.

795
00:58:04,660 --> 00:58:06,860
Fully armed and loaded.

796
00:58:07,390 --> 00:58:10,070
And they glow. That's nuclear.

797
00:58:10,090 --> 00:58:12,760
Nice. Just one more thing to do.

798
00:58:12,780 --> 00:58:15,030
Got to look good for the public.

799
00:58:15,700 --> 00:58:18,460
- Do you mind?
- My pleasure.

800
00:58:19,670 --> 00:58:22,760
A little tighter, sweetie.
Come on, I can take it.

801
00:58:22,790 --> 00:58:24,710
A little tighter.

802
00:58:24,940 --> 00:58:26,180
Tighter.

803
00:58:26,950 --> 00:58:30,240
Must have tiny waist.

804
00:58:30,390 --> 00:58:32,840
Seems to work. Seems to work.

805
00:58:32,990 --> 00:58:34,220
Losing feeling in my legs.

806
00:58:34,250 --> 00:58:36,390
Perfect.
Tight, tight tight tight.

807
00:58:39,510 --> 00:58:40,710
Huh?

808
00:58:41,510 --> 00:58:43,760
Ah. Bob, Stuart.

809
00:58:43,790 --> 00:58:45,410
- Huh?
- Help me.

810
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:49,540
Lift up. Lift up.

811
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,220
Help me. Help me!

812
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:53,990
[CARNABY STREET]

813
00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:56,410
Oh, hello. Yoo-hoo.

814
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:57,510
[GOD SAVE THE QUEEN]
Puchi, Puchi. Ku.

815
00:58:57,540 --> 00:59:00,130
[GOD SAVE THE QUEEN] Puchi. Ah.

816
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:05,110
Ah. This way, let's go.

817
00:59:08,700 --> 00:59:10,670
(SORRY) (FOR YOUR LOSS)

818
00:59:10,690 --> 00:59:13,260
This way, one more.

819
00:59:15,310 --> 00:59:18,240
- Move. Move.
- Can we just go back.

820
00:59:18,270 --> 00:59:21,730
Hey, Kevin. Look. For Scarlet.

821
00:59:21,910 --> 00:59:23,640
What do you think?

822
00:59:23,670 --> 00:59:25,350
Ah. That's it.

823
00:59:25,370 --> 00:59:31,430
SORRY FOR YOUR
LOSS SORRY SCARLET

824
00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:34,940
Heh hey. Perfect for the boss.
Come on.

825
00:59:35,850 --> 00:59:38,490
Oh. Puchi, come.

826
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:41,100
Ah, okay. This way out.

827
00:59:41,130 --> 00:59:44,010
Ha ha. Let's find Scarlet.

828
01:00:00,270 --> 01:00:02,260
I love you, Scarlet!

829
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:06,630
Queen wave. Queen wave.
Queen waving.

830
01:00:14,850 --> 01:00:17,870
I'm so-so excited.
This is perfect.

831
01:00:17,890 --> 01:00:19,960
Everyone looks so nice.

832
01:00:19,990 --> 01:00:24,190
Oh, you're just adorable.

833
01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:26,600
Oh. Yes!

834
01:00:26,630 --> 01:00:28,850
And that music. Eh.

835
01:00:28,870 --> 01:00:31,740
Who is that organist?
She's good.

836
01:00:31,770 --> 01:00:33,680
Right? She looks like an Edna.

837
01:00:33,700 --> 01:00:37,290
- Edna! You're very good.
- Who's that?

838
01:00:40,250 --> 01:00:43,320
Thanks for doing this, Padre.
Big fan.

839
01:00:43,350 --> 01:00:45,020
Come here, let me squeeze you.

840
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,560
Woo. You're so squishy.

841
01:00:50,430 --> 01:00:52,820
There, Scarlet.

842
01:00:52,850 --> 01:00:54,510
Go go go.

843
01:01:00,350 --> 01:01:02,150
Whoa. Arh!

844
01:01:03,610 --> 01:01:05,050
Heh heh. Move aside.

845
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:06,310
Oh.

846
01:01:06,570 --> 01:01:10,100
Ouch. Ouch... Up there.

847
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:11,790
Up-Up there? My Puchi?

848
01:01:11,810 --> 01:01:13,500
Your Puchi, bye bye. Come on!

849
01:01:13,530 --> 01:01:15,830
Oh. Bye, Puchi.

850
01:01:28,580 --> 01:01:30,790
- Oh, Bob. Come on!
- Aww.

851
01:01:30,810 --> 01:01:34,000
- Stuart!
- Yes-yes-yes...

852
01:01:40,790 --> 01:01:42,900
Hello. Yoo hoo.

853
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:50,980
Oh. Bee.

854
01:01:51,010 --> 01:01:55,520
Will you to your power cause
Law and Justice,

855
01:01:55,540 --> 01:01:57,470
Come on. It's Overkill.

856
01:02:03,950 --> 01:02:05,780
Sorry. Sorry.

857
01:02:08,390 --> 01:02:10,650
Stop! I am not a stupid.

858
01:02:16,660 --> 01:02:18,860
In Mercy,

859
01:02:21,290 --> 01:02:23,330
Oh. No no.

860
01:02:23,610 --> 01:02:26,680
Do you Scarlet Overkill.

861
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:36,700
That's it! Yeah!

862
01:02:38,540 --> 01:02:41,880
No! No. No.

863
01:02:54,930 --> 01:02:57,250
Come on. Come on. Grab my hand.

864
01:03:00,130 --> 01:03:01,220
I'm stuck.

865
01:03:01,250 --> 01:03:08,020
I proclaim thee, Scarlet Overkill,
the Queen of England.

866
01:03:10,740 --> 01:03:12,270
Kevin!

867
01:03:19,330 --> 01:03:22,240
Scarlet! Scarlet. My queen.

868
01:03:22,260 --> 01:03:24,690
Somebody help me!

869
01:03:25,900 --> 01:03:28,590
Come on, come on. Lift on 2.

870
01:03:28,630 --> 01:03:33,100
1, 2... 1, 2...

871
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,660
Scarlet, you're okay.

872
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:48,360
He tried to kill me!

873
01:03:48,390 --> 01:03:49,970
No. I wasn't...

874
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,970
Guys. This is no
longer a coronation.

875
01:03:52,990 --> 01:03:55,660
It is an execution!

876
01:03:55,690 --> 01:03:57,830
Get them!

877
01:04:01,790 --> 01:04:05,590
Whoa Nelly! Run fellows, run!

878
01:04:49,110 --> 01:04:50,240
- Guys.
- Kevin.

879
01:04:50,270 --> 01:04:51,440
You are mine!

880
01:04:51,470 --> 01:04:53,290
Stuart. Bob. Huh?

881
01:04:55,390 --> 01:04:57,810
Grill chicken!

882
01:05:01,230 --> 01:05:03,250
Come on, Bob. Come on.

883
01:05:04,370 --> 01:05:06,850
Ha-ha-ha... Oops.

884
01:05:10,210 --> 01:05:11,370
- Oh.
- Rats.

885
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:13,830
Hey. I've got one!

886
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:24,090
Look there.

887
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:25,720
Ha ha ha.

888
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:34,780
Tim.

889
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:48,720
Tim!

890
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:56,120
Stuart. Bob.

891
01:05:56,230 --> 01:05:58,070
Hope they are alright.

892
01:05:58,100 --> 01:06:00,010
Hoy, buddies.

893
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:04,600
Mind the gap.

894
01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:08,210
Mind the gap.

895
01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:11,650
- England.
- England.

896
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:13,410
Mind the gap.

897
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,490
Mind the gap!

898
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,160
Now, what about this one.

899
01:06:28,180 --> 01:06:31,310
Why did the Queen
go to the dentist?

900
01:06:31,330 --> 01:06:34,510
To get her teeth crowned.
Ha-ha-ha.

901
01:06:34,540 --> 01:06:36,030
Ha. The queen.

902
01:06:36,060 --> 01:06:38,840
Tell us another one, Lizzie!

903
01:06:38,950 --> 01:06:40,390
Uh. Hello.

904
01:06:40,410 --> 01:06:42,450
Oh, it's you.

905
01:06:42,470 --> 01:06:45,330
Everyone, this is one
of the little fellows

906
01:06:45,350 --> 01:06:47,660
who stole the monarchy from me.

907
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:51,000
And hows that
working out for you?

908
01:06:52,410 --> 01:06:53,610
Oh, yes yes.

909
01:06:53,630 --> 01:06:55,510
I saw what was going
on, on the telly.

910
01:06:55,540 --> 01:06:56,580
Uh. Telly?

911
01:06:56,610 --> 01:06:59,550
What was meant to be the
coronation of Scarlet Overkill

912
01:06:59,580 --> 01:07:01,940
has gone terribly wrong.

913
01:07:04,050 --> 01:07:07,620
Kevin. Kevin.
I know you're out there.

914
01:07:07,650 --> 01:07:09,320
You think you'd gotten away?

915
01:07:09,340 --> 01:07:12,080
Well, what do we have here?

916
01:07:12,110 --> 01:07:13,150
Hello.

917
01:07:13,170 --> 01:07:14,680
Bob? Stuart?

918
01:07:14,710 --> 01:07:17,130
Which one shall I kill first?

919
01:07:17,150 --> 01:07:20,040
Little Bob. Stuart.

920
01:07:20,060 --> 01:07:23,260
Bob. Stuart. Hmm.

921
01:07:23,290 --> 01:07:28,610
I will do it, Kevin,
if you're not back here by dawn.

922
01:07:28,630 --> 01:07:29,790
Oh my.

923
01:07:29,820 --> 01:07:32,670
Huh, no! That... my buddies.

924
01:07:32,690 --> 01:07:34,650
Must find Scarlet.

925
01:07:48,630 --> 01:07:52,120
Eh-ha-ha... There he is.

926
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:02,330
Follow me!

927
01:08:14,420 --> 01:08:17,560
Harder. It's just my head.

928
01:08:19,870 --> 01:08:23,730
- This way. Go get him!
- Go-go-go...!

929
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:39,760
DO NOT PUSH THiS BUTTON ->

930
01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:42,340
[DO NOT FLIP THIS SWITCH]

931
01:08:43,270 --> 01:08:45,620
[DO NOT PULL THIS LEVER!]

932
01:08:50,490 --> 01:08:53,080
[DO NOT BLOW IN THIS HOLE ->]
Ultimate weapon initiated.

933
01:08:53,110 --> 01:08:58,400
Activation in 321.

934
01:09:27,060 --> 01:09:28,830
Hello.

935
01:09:33,050 --> 01:09:35,430
Huh. My buddies.

936
01:09:37,890 --> 01:09:39,900
This is it, boys.

937
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:42,130
Things do not look good for you.

938
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:43,860
Oh. And I'm keeping the bear.

939
01:09:43,890 --> 01:09:45,480
Huh. Tim!

940
01:09:45,510 --> 01:09:47,910
You're not going to need him
in where you're going.

941
01:09:47,930 --> 01:09:49,660
Heaven.

942
01:09:54,100 --> 01:09:57,810
Huh. Shush shush shush.

943
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:08,380
Bye bye. Say bye bye, Bob.
Bye bye.

944
01:10:27,660 --> 01:10:31,190
Ha-ha-ha...

945
01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:39,850
Ha ha ha. Come on, no worries.

946
01:10:47,210 --> 01:10:50,220
Wait, what? How did he?

947
01:10:50,260 --> 01:10:51,920
Hold my bear.

948
01:11:11,570 --> 01:11:13,870
Ha ha ha. Safe.

949
01:11:15,930 --> 01:11:17,490
- Ha ha.
- Yippee.

950
01:11:17,510 --> 01:11:18,700
- Kevin.
- Woo-hoo-hoo.

951
01:11:18,730 --> 01:11:20,870
- Be careful! Be careful!
- Be careful.

952
01:11:20,890 --> 01:11:22,400
So, that's your plan?

953
01:11:22,430 --> 01:11:26,840
Make yourself a bigger target?
Ha-ha-ha.

954
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,110
- One more scone.
- Yes yes.

955
01:11:31,710 --> 01:11:33,640
Huh? Kevin?

956
01:11:33,660 --> 01:11:36,360
Hey. It's Kevin. Come on.

957
01:11:38,950 --> 01:11:41,820
YAH!

958
01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:54,850
Ha ha ha ha.

959
01:12:00,540 --> 01:12:01,940
And so help me.

960
01:12:01,970 --> 01:12:03,970
I never want to see
another one of your

961
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,060
goofy buttered faces ever again!

962
01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:07,130
Scarlet! Scarlet!

963
01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:08,350
What?

964
01:12:08,370 --> 01:12:09,790
Scarlet! Scarlet!

965
01:12:09,820 --> 01:12:12,710
Oh, you got to be kidding me!

966
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:16,740
Oh no, you don't.

967
01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:18,790
Yah!

968
01:12:19,270 --> 01:12:22,210
Whoa! Wah!

969
01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:27,330
And just for the record,
my little double eggs.

970
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:31,630
You can thank Kevin for
what I'm about to do to you!

971
01:12:31,660 --> 01:12:32,680
Aww!

972
01:12:32,700 --> 01:12:33,480
Ow!

973
01:12:33,510 --> 01:12:34,890
Oww!

974
01:12:39,210 --> 01:12:42,100
- Yeh!
- Buddies!

975
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:44,010
Tony! Hey hey.

976
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:46,260
Tom! And Chris!

977
01:12:46,290 --> 01:12:48,220
- Bodyguard!
- You're the man!

978
01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:50,530
Ha ha ha. Buddies!

979
01:12:50,550 --> 01:12:52,290
Hey, Kevin!

980
01:13:03,290 --> 01:13:05,140
Eww.

981
01:13:05,780 --> 01:13:08,060
Ah. Kevin! Kevin!

982
01:13:08,330 --> 01:13:09,720
Enough!

983
01:13:09,750 --> 01:13:14,910
This... ends... now...!

984
01:13:40,030 --> 01:13:41,670
KEVIN!!!

985
01:13:41,700 --> 01:13:45,570
Ha-ha-ha, you imbecile.
Have fun exploding.

986
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:47,520
Take me home...

987
01:13:47,550 --> 01:13:50,670
- What's the rush?
- Got to get out of here!

988
01:13:51,190 --> 01:13:54,850
Let... us... go!

989
01:13:57,610 --> 01:14:01,630
Whoaaa!

990
01:14:01,660 --> 01:14:04,570
No, no no no...

991
01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:16,010
Ke-Ke-Ke KEVIN!

992
01:14:28,580 --> 01:14:30,030
Here. Your Puchi.

993
01:14:30,050 --> 01:14:33,230
Huh. Puchi! You're alright.

994
01:14:56,980 --> 01:14:58,480
Look!

995
01:15:00,540 --> 01:15:02,710
- Kevin!
- Kevin!

996
01:15:22,810 --> 01:15:24,150
- Oh.
- Ooh.

997
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:29,280
Yoo hoo hoo. Ouch.

998
01:15:41,810 --> 01:15:43,450
- Stuart.
- Hm.

999
01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:45,560
- Bob.
- Yes?

1000
01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:48,640
Okay.

1001
01:16:02,370 --> 01:16:04,520
Ladies and gentlemen.

1002
01:16:04,550 --> 01:16:10,110
We are here today
to celebrate the Minions.

1003
01:16:14,740 --> 01:16:18,900
The country owes you a
great debt of gratitude.

1004
01:16:19,090 --> 01:16:24,780
Bob, you were a wise and
noble king for all of 8 hours.

1005
01:16:24,810 --> 01:16:28,260
So for you,
I offer this tiny crown

1006
01:16:28,290 --> 01:16:31,090
for your Teddy Bear, Tim.

1007
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:34,150
Oh. Thank you. Thank you.

1008
01:16:34,170 --> 01:16:35,930
Oh. Very good, Bob.

1009
01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:39,730
Oh! Oh, spectacular!

1010
01:16:39,750 --> 01:16:43,160
I'm so proud of you boys.

1011
01:16:43,190 --> 01:16:45,780
- Oh, Stuart.
- Ah. What's up.

1012
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:52,250
For you, I have this beautiful,
super duper incredible

1013
01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:54,190
snow globe.

1014
01:16:54,210 --> 01:16:56,150
Snow globe?

1015
01:16:56,180 --> 01:16:57,680
And, look. Look.

1016
01:16:57,700 --> 01:17:00,090
Hours of excitement.

1017
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:04,890
Oh... Yippee. Thank you.

1018
01:17:06,790 --> 01:17:10,820
Oh, Stuart.
We're just messing with you.

1019
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:13,910
Don't be mad at me.
It was Kevin’s idea.

1020
01:17:13,940 --> 01:17:15,940
- Ha.
- Kevin!

1021
01:17:16,140 --> 01:17:19,140
We have a much
better surprise for you.

1022
01:17:19,170 --> 01:17:21,580
Here. A Super Mega Ukulele.

1023
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:24,730
Wo-Wow. Cool.

1024
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:00,730
Thank you.

1025
01:18:00,910 --> 01:18:02,980
Right. Uh.

1026
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:05,760
And finally, Kevin.

1027
01:18:06,220 --> 01:18:07,910
Yes, my queen.

1028
01:18:07,930 --> 01:18:11,540
You are hero of the
highest order.

1029
01:18:11,570 --> 01:18:16,520
For your bravery and valor,
I am knighting you.

1030
01:18:16,540 --> 01:18:20,470
From here on out,
you are Sir Kevin.

1031
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:22,630
Well done.

1032
01:18:32,270 --> 01:18:34,530
What a beautiful moment.

1033
01:18:34,550 --> 01:18:36,640
- Kumbaya!
- Kumbaya!

1034
01:18:36,670 --> 01:18:42,020
The nation and the world was
celebrating Kevin, Stuart, and Bob.

1035
01:18:42,050 --> 01:18:44,240
The last few thousand
years were rough,

1036
01:18:44,260 --> 01:18:49,480
no question, but things were
finally going their way.

1037
01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:53,290
Kevin had never been more proud.

1038
01:18:53,310 --> 01:18:55,120
But something was missing.

1039
01:18:55,150 --> 01:18:58,780
Ha ha, yes. Good show Good show.

1040
01:18:59,550 --> 01:19:02,660
My crown is gone. It's gone!

1041
01:19:02,680 --> 01:19:03,920
Blimey!

1042
01:19:03,940 --> 01:19:06,500
- She lost the crown.
- Oh my god.

1043
01:19:08,910 --> 01:19:11,620
Ha-ha-ha... Scarlet?

1044
01:19:17,070 --> 01:19:18,680
They took everything from me.

1045
01:19:18,700 --> 01:19:21,150
My castle. My reputation.

1046
01:19:21,170 --> 01:19:23,850
Things looked bleak, baby,
I'm not going to lie.

1047
01:19:23,870 --> 01:19:28,370
But now, at least,
I have my crown!

1048
01:19:41,980 --> 01:19:44,780
Fellow, give me that back.

1049
01:19:44,810 --> 01:19:47,970
No, I don't think so.

1050
01:19:47,990 --> 01:19:51,350
You have no idea
who you are messing with.

1051
01:19:51,380 --> 01:19:54,920
I'm the greatest
supervillain of all time.

1052
01:19:55,370 --> 01:19:57,950
Oh, were you?

1053
01:20:04,670 --> 01:20:07,570
Bud-Bud-Buddies.
Come here. Come here.

1054
01:20:07,590 --> 01:20:09,790
Lo-Lo-Look!

1055
01:20:25,430 --> 01:20:29,270
It's the boss.
The boss! Come on!

1056
01:20:29,300 --> 01:20:35,510
Are you really going to allow that
little penguin to make off with my crown?

1057
01:20:36,310 --> 01:20:40,880
Oh, Herb. I'm done.

1058
01:20:42,890 --> 01:20:44,140
Here.

1059
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:47,530
For Me? Oh.

1060
01:20:47,550 --> 01:20:51,300
Yes, for you. Bye bye.

1061
01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:53,460
Big boss!

1062
01:20:54,980 --> 01:20:59,490
And that is how the Minions
found their new boss.

1063
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:01,530
He was cunning. He was evil.

1064
01:21:01,550 --> 01:21:03,100
He was perfect.

1065
01:21:03,130 --> 01:21:07,910
He was despicable.

1066
01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:53,000
- Banana.
- Banana.

1067
01:21:53,790 --> 01:21:57,130
- Banana.
- Banana.

1068
01:22:04,580 --> 01:22:07,020
Banana.

1069
01:22:18,930 --> 01:22:20,950
Hey. Come on.

1070
01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:42,690
Shh. Shh.

1071
01:22:50,450 --> 01:22:54,650
Cheese. Cheese.

1072
01:23:28,810 --> 01:23:30,930
- Gru.
- It's Gru.

1073
01:23:38,020 --> 01:23:42,140
- Gru.
- Gru.