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  1. A Giant Dork: yesterday: "U GKJHGKSHG i'm too TIRED to FINISH this MOVIE"
  2.  
  3. A Giant Dork: now: "i'm tired. lets fucking watch ghidorah die again"
  4.  
  5. A Giant Dork: also has anyone been skeptical to cry a food and buy it anyway
  6.  
  7. A Giant Dork: and then eat it
  8.  
  9. A Giant Dork: and it turns out so fucking delicious, when it's all gone
  10.  
  11. A Giant Dork: you're like
  12.  
  13. A Giant Dork: "fuck, that's delicious. i should order two next time."
  14.  
  15. A Giant Dork: thats me
  16.  
  17. A Giant Dork:https://gyazo.com/a9eeb3aba1ce91530e57d6305021c5cc
  18.  
  19. A Giant Dork: wao the continuity
  20.  
  21. A Giant Dork: wow we in the future nao bois
  22.  
  23. A Giant Dork: oh man its
  24.  
  25. A Giant Dork: ghidorah's corpse
  26.  
  27. A Giant Dork: that certainly isn't going to eat a bitch and/or time travel
  28.  
  29. A Giant Dork: "woah thats ghidorah, two heads... wao" "he used to have three, then godzilla fucked that up"
  30.  
  31. A Giant Dork: "he fought godzilla?'
  32.  
  33. A Giant Dork: i'd like to imagine he had a look on his face like
  34.  
  35. A Giant Dork: "wow what a fucking dumbass"
  36.  
  37. A Giant Dork: also we back to subs now bois
  38.  
  39. A Giant Dork: *someone sheds a tear as they get back to watching dubs*
  40.  
  41. A Giant Dork: I LOVE YOU DUB WATCHER
  42.  
  43. A Giant Dork: what in the sweet fuck is that
  44.  
  45. A Giant Dork: eh, pretty sure its just nue playing prants
  46.  
  47. A Giant Dork: pranks
  48.  
  49. A Giant Dork: back to male leads.
  50.  
  51. A Giant Dork: already im reminiscing of bugplot...
  52.  
  53. A Giant Dork: BIG
  54.  
  55. A Giant Dork: FAT
  56.  
  57. A Giant Dork: NOKIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  58.  
  59. A Giant Dork: "NON FICTION, HUMAN SUBJECTS ONLY-"
  60.  
  61. A Giant Dork: "thats rich coming from a dweeb who wrote about psychics"
  62.  
  63. A Giant Dork: i'd be the complete opposite of this dude
  64.  
  65. A Giant Dork: can't make me write non-fiction
  66.  
  67. A Giant Dork: psychics only, final destination
  68.  
  69. A Giant Dork: this just in: "i think i should check google maps about the character contest-"
  70.  
  71. A Giant Dork: *beat*
  72.  
  73. A Giant Dork: "...i mean gamefaqs. what"
  74.  
  75. A Giant Dork: my brain is a fucking mess
  76.  
  77. A Giant Dork: >tifa losing to samus
  78.  
  79. A Giant Dork: Samus siphoning tiddy power
  80.  
  81. A Giant Dork: >dinosaur world
  82.  
  83. A Giant Dork: tfw when Jurassic Park is a registered trademark so you gotta make up some other shit
  84.  
  85. A Giant Dork: https://gyazo.com/57c9e91158e005567abfe0817de24b16 BOOTLEGGIEST REXY I HAVE EVER SEEN
  86.  
  87. A Giant Dork: CHANGE MY MIND
  88.  
  89. A Giant Dork: "that dinosaur is always watching us from somewhere"
  90.  
  91. A Giant Dork: Rexy was promoted to Jesus status?
  92.  
  93. A Giant Dork: "do not desicrate dinosaur"
  94.  
  95. A Giant Dork: 10 dollars says goops dorked out on this
  96.  
  97. A Giant Dork: also yep Rexy was promoted
  98.  
  99. A Giant Dork: THE DINOSAUR WILL COME IN OUR DARKEST HOUR
  100.  
  101. A Giant Dork: that surely is
  102.  
  103. A Giant Dork: an idea
  104.  
  105. A Giant Dork: ahu
  106.  
  107. A Giant Dork: ah GOD that quality hurts to look at even when everything is working right
  108.  
  109. A Giant Dork: yeah figures godzilla would just sleep off anti-nuclear bacteria like nothing
  110.  
  111. A Giant Dork: PLESIOSAUR
  112.  
  113. A Giant Dork: aka the one fucker that wasn't in JP
  114.  
  115. A Giant Dork: aka "its NESSIE"
  116.  
  117. A Giant Dork: wait a second
  118.  
  119. A Giant Dork: this movie is in 1991....
  120.  
  121. A Giant Dork: JP came out in 1997...
  122.  
  123. A Giant Dork: correction: steven spielburg watched this and turned that rex into a champion
  124.  
  125. A Giant Dork: what do you call a bootleg that looks absolutely stunning and amazing?
  126.  
  127. A Giant Dork: i have no fucking clue
  128.  
  129. A Giant Dork: "dinosaurs ARENT EXTINCT"
  130.  
  131. A Giant Dork: welp
  132.  
  133. A Giant Dork: holy shit
  134.  
  135. A Giant Dork: took my theory right out of my mouth
  136.  
  137. A Giant Dork: "and that dinosaur... was GODZILLA"
  138.  
  139. A Giant Dork: the ufo isn't photogenic i see
  140.  
  141. A Giant Dork: how rude of it to explode those guys, tho.
  142.  
  143. A Giant Dork: COFFEE LOCATED
  144.  
  145. A Giant Dork: I should make coffee!
  146.  
  147. A Giant Dork: i say
  148.  
  149. A Giant Dork: as i
  150.  
  151. A Giant Dork: drank coke and pepsi
  152.  
  153. A Giant Dork: https://gyazo.com/2b17d456abbb37ffb333a7d26cb44c85
  154.  
  155. A Giant Dork: great shot
  156.  
  157. A Giant Dork: dork
  158.  
  159. A Giant Dork: "i belive there a dinosaur on island-"
  160.  
  161. A Giant Dork: "oh okay then bye bitch"
  162.  
  163. A Giant Dork: says the dino expert
  164.  
  165. A Giant Dork: >island called Bikini
  166.  
  167. A Giant Dork: that's not the kind of
  168.  
  169. A Giant Dork: nuking i'd imagine anyone doing on bikini
  170.  
  171. A Giant Dork: https://gyazo.com/1fb8b0be162ff2da55a9337cda94f556
  172.  
  173. A Giant Dork: godzilla's coming to kill us to erase evidence of his awkward teenaged years
  174.  
  175. A Giant Dork: doesnt' even tell me what type of dino it is
  176.  
  177. A Giant Dork: come on
  178.  
  179. A Giant Dork: let me pretend he's a ceratosaurus
  180.  
  181. A Giant Dork: i am hyperfocusing on ONE particluar dinosaur and NOBODY can stop me- oh shit he doesn't have the horn, deconfirmed
  182.  
  183. A Giant Dork: thanks cerato toy for being a good ref point
  184.  
  185. A Giant Dork: "WEAPONS ARE FUTILE"
  186.  
  187. A Giant Dork: godzilla vs ghidorah
  188.  
  189. A Giant Dork: vs aliens?
  190.  
  191. A Giant Dork: ITS A HOLOGRAM
  192.  
  193. A Giant Dork: NOT A TELEGRA-
  194.  
  195. A Giant Dork: >time travel
  196.  
  197. A Giant Dork: somewhere, JRM is fiting soemone.
  198.  
  199. A Giant Dork: sppooopy
  200.  
  201. A Giant Dork: could you consider that a vrop?
  202.  
  203. A Giant Dork: or vrip?
  204.  
  205. A Giant Dork: "teleportation."
  206.  
  207. A Giant Dork: oh my fucking christ
  208.  
  209. A Giant Dork: he said it
  210.  
  211. A Giant Dork: oh man
  212.  
  213. A Giant Dork: (teleportation doesn't have a japanese translation so its prolly all katakana and gotta just say it AS IS)
  214.  
  215. A Giant Dork: "in our future, there is no japan" "HAHAHA SONO BAKANA, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT"
  216.  
  217. A Giant Dork: "nuclear pollution is the cause cuz ya know, godzilla"
  218.  
  219. A Giant Dork: "GODZILLA WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO US"
  220.  
  221. A Giant Dork: um
  222.  
  223. A Giant Dork: i'm gonna let this sit for a minute...
  224.  
  225. A Giant Dork: yeah, realize how silly you sound?
  226.  
  227. A Giant Dork: no?
  228.  
  229. A Giant Dork: well okay enjoy your inevitible demise
  230.  
  231. A Giant Dork: "you must obliterate godzilla"
  232.  
  233. A Giant Dork: "IMPOSSIBLE!"
  234.  
  235. A Giant Dork: okay that i'm with you guys on
  236.  
  237. A Giant Dork: i mean
  238.  
  239. A Giant Dork: there's more movies!
  240.  
  241. A Giant Dork: Final Wars happened!
  242.  
  243. A Giant Dork: there's a fucking movie coming out next year
  244.  
  245. A Giant Dork: sorry fuckos you failed before you even began
  246.  
  247. A Giant Dork: for godzilla
  248.  
  249. A Giant Dork: IS IMMORTAL!
  250.  
  251. A Giant Dork: IS THAT GODZILLA THEMED YAKISOBA
  252.  
  253. A Giant Dork: BITCH
  254.  
  255. A Giant Dork: BITCH
  256.  
  257. A Giant Dork: i hate you so much right now
  258.  
  259. A Giant Dork: rando dude called to prime minster's office
  260.  
  261. A Giant Dork: DUN DUN
  262.  
  263. A Giant Dork: the future proves him right
  264.  
  265. A Giant Dork: okay tho where ghidorah
  266.  
  267. A Giant Dork: their solution is
  268.  
  269. A Giant Dork: literally
  270.  
  271. A Giant Dork: "let's take the dinosaur"
  272.  
  273. A Giant Dork: "AND vROP IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!"
  274.  
  275. A Giant Dork: put it in
  276.  
  277. A Giant Dork: vermont somewhere so some nerd can be a nerd- no wait thats in 1944
  278.  
  279. A Giant Dork: also i'm pretty sure this won't cause an ugly ripple effect...
  280.  
  281. A Giant Dork: dflmkjlydf jfghl jkOIhuJSDGh
  282.  
  283. A Giant Dork: EYES
  284.  
  285. A Giant Dork: OW
  286.  
  287. A Giant Dork: SO GLAD MY ROOM IS LIT
  288.  
  289. A Giant Dork: >android M-11
  290.  
  291. A Giant Dork: oh man
  292.  
  293. A Giant Dork: a fuckin android
  294.  
  295. A Giant Dork: wao
  296.  
  297. A Giant Dork: "you time travel to a place where someone else still exists one of them will fuckin disappear, they cannot exist at the same time"
  298.  
  299. A Giant Dork: welp
  300.  
  301. A Giant Dork: wow
  302.  
  303. A Giant Dork: poor boiyo got dunked
  304.  
  305. A Giant Dork: "kawaii!"
  306.  
  307. A Giant Dork: i
  308.  
  309. A Giant Dork: i ain't on this kawaii boat
  310.  
  311. A Giant Dork: something about them looks off
  312.  
  313. A Giant Dork: >no full body thing, no seatbelts
  314.  
  315. A Giant Dork: oh no
  316.  
  317. A Giant Dork: i'm scared
  318.  
  319. A Giant Dork: LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
  320.  
  321. A Giant Dork: also thats some vrops
  322.  
  323. A Giant Dork: "the mariannas"
  324.  
  325. A Giant Dork: ajklsdfgfiodjgj dfojoghfhjfovjhoigfjhoig
  326.  
  327. A Giant Dork: h
  328.  
  329. A Giant Dork: adfg
  330.  
  331. A Giant Dork: ahem
  332.  
  333. A Giant Dork: spooky space times
  334.  
  335. A Giant Dork: >major spielburg
  336.  
  337. A Giant Dork: *spielberg
  338.  
  339. A Giant Dork: konnichiwa
  340.  
  341. A Giant Dork: boku wa steven spielberg-desu
  342.  
  343. A Giant Dork: SKATIN ON MY HEELIES
  344.  
  345. A Giant Dork: FROM THE 23RD CENTURY
  346.  
  347. A Giant Dork: Godzilla, Japan, and America: All Out Attack!
  348.  
  349. A Giant Dork: kudos to that one rando soldier doing a fuckin flip for no reason
  350.  
  351. A Giant Dork: being super extra
  352.  
  353. A Giant Dork: "well if i'm gonna be a nobody guess i'll be a COOL AS FUCK NOBODY"
  354.  
  355. A Giant Dork: 10/10 flip
  356.  
  357. A Giant Dork: i need some fucking theories
  358.  
  359. A Giant Dork: as to what fucking dinosaur godzilla is
  360.  
  361. A Giant Dork: if this isn't solved by the end i'll fucking die
  362.  
  363. A Giant Dork: "Mari, 1993-2018: "WHAT FUOILCKJUGIOING KIND OF DINOSAUR IS GODZILA>AGJSKLDg"
  364.  
  365. A Giant Dork: ...
  366.  
  367. A Giant Dork: "Godzilla? This wasn't on inGen's list..."
  368.  
  369. A Giant Dork: i feel like i should go straight to hell for that
  370.  
  371. A Giant Dork: like i've said something so cursed
  372.  
  373. A Giant Dork: the biggest casualties: americans
  374.  
  375. A Giant Dork: second biggest: all these fackin trees
  376.  
  377. A Giant Dork: "A DINOSAUR IS ATTACK" "WHUUUUUUT? A DINOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAUR?"
  378.  
  379. A Giant Dork: this is jurassic park before jurassic park was a thing.
  380.  
  381. A Giant Dork: ...is this what you're hinting at
  382.  
  383. A Giant Dork: is that why spielberg is here
  384.  
  385. A Giant Dork: or am i reading entirely too much into this
  386.  
  387. A Giant Dork: i won't know until someone busts in here and tells me so or like, a fucking hour or two after i post up the pastebin
  388.  
  389. A Giant Dork: ooof
  390.  
  391. A Giant Dork: that sure is a wound
  392.  
  393. A Giant Dork: real talk
  394.  
  395. A Giant Dork: those effects may have been lacking, a lil bit
  396.  
  397. A Giant Dork: but
  398.  
  399. A Giant Dork: god damn
  400.  
  401. A Giant Dork: i feel bad for young godziller :C
  402.  
  403. A Giant Dork: "Take that you dinosaur!"
  404.  
  405. A Giant Dork: COULD YOU HAVE SAID IT IN
  406.  
  407. A Giant Dork: A TONE
  408.  
  409. A Giant Dork: THAT WASN'T LIKE THAT
  410.  
  411. A Giant Dork: GOD SO CHEESY
  412.  
  413. A Giant Dork: UGH
  414.  
  415. A Giant Dork: dinosaur refuses to fucking die
  416.  
  417. A Giant Dork: news at 11
  418.  
  419. A Giant Dork: oh my god
  420.  
  421. A Giant Dork: they're apologizing to godzilla
  422.  
  423. A Giant Dork: because they can't take him to safety or mend his wounds
  424.  
  425. A Giant Dork: i'm fucking crying, this is not like Jurassic World or any budgeted movie that shits out hundreds of millions of dollars
  426.  
  427. A Giant Dork: its just some actors in a relatively small company apologizing to a guy in a dinosaur suit
  428.  
  429. A Giant Dork: and they fuckin got me right in the feels
  430.  
  431. A Giant Dork: this scene is just so pure, and we deserve more
  432.  
  433. A Giant Dork: I'M CRYING TOO, COMMANDER
  434.  
  435. A Giant Dork: SAME
  436.  
  437. A Giant Dork: WE"RE SALUTING A DINOSAUR
  438.  
  439. A Giant Dork: dfjoigfjh joSghgoh oigjhoj goih
  440.  
  441. A Giant Dork: I CAN'T
  442.  
  443. A Giant Dork: no it'd be happier if we got it off this island and mended its wounds somewhere else
  444.  
  445. A Giant Dork: so it can continue doing derp dinosaur things
  446.  
  447. A Giant Dork: and maybe join a chatroom full of dorks
  448.  
  449. A Giant Dork: "history has no room for sentimentality"
  450.  
  451. A Giant Dork: bitch fuck you
  452.  
  453. A Giant Dork: i'll be as sentimental as i want
  454.  
  455. A Giant Dork: watch the dino is going to move at the last minute...
  456.  
  457. A Giant Dork: wow we're just
  458.  
  459. A Giant Dork: drowning the fucker?
  460.  
  461. A Giant Dork: dude
  462.  
  463. A Giant Dork: pretty sure we're about to
  464.  
  465. A Giant Dork: not exist right now
  466.  
  467. A Giant Dork: because
  468.  
  469. A Giant Dork: time paradoxes
  470.  
  471. A Giant Dork: why are the dorats
  472.  
  473. A Giant Dork: there...
  474.  
  475. A Giant Dork: ...
  476.  
  477. A Giant Dork: gee, dorats
  478.  
  479. A Giant Dork: geedorats
  480.  
  481. A Giant Dork: ghidorats
  482.  
  483. A Giant Dork: GHIDORAAAAAHTS
  484.  
  485. A Giant Dork: also i have a feeling that we have done utterly fucked.
  486.  
  487. A Giant Dork: that girl lookin like she didn't have a part in this
  488.  
  489. A Giant Dork: also of course they're envoys of the fuckin king of terror
  490.  
  491. A Giant Dork: or they seem like it
  492.  
  493. A Giant Dork: its not liek anyone would think
  494.  
  495. A Giant Dork: oh, the king of terror is a much easier fight to deal with than FUCKING GODZILLA
  496.  
  497. A Giant Dork: then again, mothra kicked his ass
  498.  
  499. A Giant Dork: twice, even!
  500.  
  501. A Giant Dork: WITH time travel sheenanigans!
  502.  
  503. A Giant Dork: tehn again mothra almost died several times sooo...
  504.  
  505. A Giant Dork: fuck this entire district
  506.  
  507. A Giant Dork: wow these guys caught on quick to the sheenanigans
  508.  
  509. A Giant Dork: i'm actually pleasantly surprised!
  510.  
  511. A Giant Dork: i thought they were going to drag me by the balls with obliviousness
  512.  
  513. A Giant Dork: and then the time travel trio would do one helluva hammy reveal towards the end
  514.  
  515. A Giant Dork: "WE CREATED GHIDORAH TO SEE IF WE COULD CONTROL IT LIKE THE DORATS"
  516.  
  517. A Giant Dork: heh
  518.  
  519. A Giant Dork: ehhehehehhe
  520.  
  521. A Giant Dork: HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN ITS JUST LIKE
  522.  
  523. A Giant Dork: FUCKIN
  524.  
  525. A Giant Dork: JP OR SOME SHIT
  526.  
  527. A Giant Dork: man why ain't the time police on their asses
  528.  
  529. A Giant Dork: "we must show the japanese the true way to rebuild their country..."
  530.  
  531. A Giant Dork: oh man this goes
  532.  
  533. A Giant Dork: way beyond politics
  534.  
  535. A Giant Dork: this is basically them destroying something then offering to help them, in exchange for, oh, I don't know, their cultural identity, their money, their political power...
  536.  
  537. A Giant Dork: absolutely filthy
  538.  
  539. A Giant Dork: fuck it, we're bringing back the dinosaur
  540.  
  541. A Giant Dork: GODZILLA WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO US
  542.  
  543. A Giant Dork: neeeroooooooooOOOOOOOM
  544.  
  545. A Giant Dork: japan buys fuckin continents now?
  546.  
  547. A Giant Dork: wut?
  548.  
  549. A Giant Dork: so wait this is just some fuckin
  550.  
  551. A Giant Dork: kamen rider zio bullshit
  552.  
  553. A Giant Dork: travel back in time as to prevent what MIGHT happen (or has happened in their future) by absolutely smoking the weed by the root
  554.  
  555. A Giant Dork: oh and there's a fucking dragon involved.
  556.  
  557. A Giant Dork: i haaaaate thiiiis
  558.  
  559. A Giant Dork: sooooo much
  560.  
  561. A Giant Dork: "we have to change the dino into godzilla again"
  562.  
  563. A Giant Dork: "but how? we don't have nu-" "hey the teiyo group has some"
  564.  
  565. A Giant Dork: gasp
  566. A Giant Dork: "HOW DARE WE USE NUKES TO RECREATE GODZILLA"
  567.  
  568. A Giant Dork: i mean, yeah but
  569.  
  570. A Giant Dork: its either we die to godzilla
  571.  
  572. A Giant Dork: or we die to ghidorah
  573.  
  574. A Giant Dork: he lives
  575.  
  576. A Giant Dork: again...
  577.  
  578. A Giant Dork: ah man the fact that he's an android has come back to bite us
  579.  
  580. A Giant Dork: DRIVE FASTER POKEY
  581.  
  582. A Giant Dork: FASTER
  583.  
  584. A Giant Dork: guess he's na- or he can take
  585.  
  586. A Giant Dork: the suit of
  587.  
  588. A Giant Dork: okay
  589.  
  590. A Giant Dork: he's
  591.  
  592. A Giant Dork: sonic man
  593.  
  594. A Giant Dork: you see...
  595.  
  596. A Giant Dork: those effects are bad.
  597.  
  598. A Giant Dork: "knew you'd go to the japanese government" "why didn't you stop me, then?" "because we wanted to see how they'd react, too"
  599.  
  600. A Giant Dork: welp.
  601.  
  602. A Giant Dork: "oh, perhaps i was overthinking... its not like they'd actually blast the dino and make godzilla again, huh..."
  603.  
  604. A Giant Dork: mmmmmm...
  605.  
  606. A Giant Dork: wow just completely reprogram him
  607.  
  608. A Giant Dork: who needs to make godzilla again... when he is already here?!?!
  609.  
  610. A Giant Dork: harps
  611.  
  612. A Giant Dork: are NOT what i'd use to reintoduce godzilla
  613.  
  614. A Giant Dork: if followed by his intimidating leitmotif :U
  615.  
  616. A Giant Dork: these planes have
  617.  
  618. A Giant Dork: balls for handling ghidorah
  619.  
  620. A Giant Dork: not that it amounts to much buuut
  621.  
  622. A Giant Dork: okay okay okay okay hold on a second
  623.  
  624. A Giant Dork: "they have no choice but to give in to our demands..."
  625.  
  626. A Giant Dork: *ahem*
  627.  
  628. A Giant Dork: ATTENTION ALL GODZILLA FANS!
  629.  
  630. A Giant Dork: GODZILLA NEEDS YOUR HELP TO STOP THE EVIL KING GHIDORAH
  631.  
  632. A Giant Dork: AND PROTECT JAPAN FROM HIS REIGN OF TERROR!
  633.  
  634. A Giant Dork: IN ORDER TO DO THAT, HE NEEDS TO CHARGE UP HIS ATOMIC BEAM!
  635.  
  636. A Giant Dork: ALL HE NEEDS IS YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER, THE THREE NUMBERS ON THE BACK, AND THE EXPIRATION MONTH AND YEAR!
  637.  
  638. A Giant Dork: BUT YOU HAVE TO ACT QUICK, BEFORE KING GHIDORAH REACHES MAX POWER AND DESTROYS JAPAN ONCE AND FOR ALL!
  639.  
  640. A Giant Dork: i dug back in chatzy just for this
  641.  
  642. A Giant Dork: you're fucking welcome.
  643.  
  644. A Giant Dork: BIG BOIYO GODZILLA
  645.  
  646. A Giant Dork: "there's no reason to save these foolish people"
  647.  
  648. A Giant Dork: oh
  649.  
  650. A Giant Dork: sorry
  651.  
  652. A Giant Dork: suddenly because they're not sucking your cock and asking for more you're thinking oh hey, maybe they deserve to die?
  653.  
  654. A Giant Dork: and that's fucking rich, coming from the monsters who created a kaiju for the sole purpose to make japan suck your cock and kiss your ass while they were at it
  655.  
  656. A Giant Dork: heeere comes THE MONEY
  657.  
  658. A Giant Dork: also, notice how godzilla isn't even going to the city
  659.  
  660. A Giant Dork: he's in the countryside
  661.  
  662. A Giant Dork: sure he fucked up some power lines but he's not like smacking down buildings
  663.  
  664. A Giant Dork: intentional, or coincidence?
  665.  
  666. A Giant Dork: "GET OUTTA MY HOUSE"
  667.  
  668. A Giant Dork: "as long as we control ghidorah, godzilla will lose"
  669.  
  670. A Giant Dork: hahhahahahahhahAHHAHA
  671.  
  672. A Giant Dork: DUDE YOU LITERALLY SAW HOW ITP LAYED OUT IN THE FUTURE
  673.  
  674. A Giant Dork: THE FUCKER'S GOT DECKED
  675.  
  676. A Giant Dork: HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK
  677.  
  678. A Giant Dork: was that a literall crotchshot
  679.  
  680. A Giant Dork: MY MIGHTY CROTCH WILL KNOCK YOU DOWN
  681.  
  682. A Giant Dork: probably just a kick but... angles, man
  683.  
  684. A Giant Dork: godzilla's probably just mildly annoyed at all this
  685.  
  686. A Giant Dork: compared to the shit he dealt with with QUEEN BUGG
  687.  
  688. A Giant Dork: w-was that necessary
  689.  
  690. A Giant Dork: the line, not the bombing
  691.  
  692. A Giant Dork: :U
  693.  
  694. A Giant Dork: kingghidorah.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close.
  695.  
  696. A Giant Dork: "here i am!"
  697.  
  698. A Giant Dork: pewpewpew
  699.  
  700. A Giant Dork: cheesy but i giggled.
  701.  
  702. A Giant Dork: "HAHAHA YOU FOOLS YOU DOOMED YOURSELVES WITH THIS GODZILLA, YOU HAVE NO FUTURE!"
  703.  
  704. A Giant Dork: really
  705.  
  706. A Giant Dork: really starting to grate on my nerves from your goddamn confidence
  707.  
  708. A Giant Dork: i hate you.
  709.  
  710. A Giant Dork: "WHAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW IS WE WARP BACK WHEN WE'RE IN DANGER AFTER THE ALARM GOES OFF"
  711.  
  712. A Giant Dork: oh my fucking christ
  713.  
  714. A Giant Dork: "we'll be back."
  715.  
  716. A Giant Dork: "in the 23rd century"
  717.  
  718. A Giant Dork: i fucking
  719.  
  720. A Giant Dork: despise you
  721.  
  722. A Giant Dork: fucking shoot him
  723.  
  724. A Giant Dork: shoot them RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
  725.  
  726. A Giant Dork: didn't shoot him, 0/10
  727.  
  728. A Giant Dork: made up for it by punching him instead
  729.  
  730. A Giant Dork: even emmy got in on this!
  731.  
  732. A Giant Dork: she deserves an emmy.
  733.  
  734. A Giant Dork: ...oh, wait.
  735.  
  736. A Giant Dork: "lemme punch you one more time"
  737.  
  738. A Giant Dork: didn't get to do it
  739.  
  740. A Giant Dork: but emmy sure did.
  741.  
  742. A Giant Dork: LET ME HUG YOU
  743.  
  744. A Giant Dork: WITH MY FACE
  745.  
  746. A Giant Dork: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FOAM FROM GODZLLA'S MOUTH AAAA NOOOO
  747.  
  748. A Giant Dork: (real thought: the guy in there must be having a blast with those bubbles)
  749.  
  750. A Giant Dork: didn't rip the head off... but certainly blasted it
  751.  
  752. A Giant Dork: holy shit
  753.  
  754. A Giant Dork: DAT COMEUPPANCE
  755.  
  756. A Giant Dork: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFF
  757.  
  758. A Giant Dork: hot.
  759.  
  760. A Giant Dork: wait there's still 20 minutes left
  761.  
  762. A Giant Dork: "GODZILLAS IN SAPPORO"
  763.  
  764. A Giant Dork: just
  765.  
  766. A Giant Dork: enjoying some booze before smacking down humanity's hubris
  767.  
  768. A Giant Dork: BEEEMUS
  769.  
  770. A Giant Dork: all just filler until we apologize to godzilla for what we've done and salute it
  771.  
  772. A Giant Dork: then he'll go back home and eat subway
  773.  
  774. A Giant Dork: FUCKIN TRIPPING MECHANIC-
  775.  
  776. A Giant Dork: wait why are we reviving ghidorah again...
  777.  
  778. A Giant Dork: i think
  779.  
  780. A Giant Dork: apologizing would work
  781.  
  782. A Giant Dork: >ACT
  783.  
  784. A Giant Dork: >ACT
  785.  
  786. A Giant Dork: >MERCY
  787.  
  788. A Giant Dork: >turn him into a cyborg
  789.  
  790. A Giant Dork: soe thats how mechaghidorah happens...
  791.  
  792. A Giant Dork: CHALLENGE GODZILLA
  793.  
  794. A Giant Dork: NEVER
  795.  
  796. A Giant Dork: this is perhaps
  797.  
  798. A Giant Dork: the saddest scene in godzilla movies so far
  799.  
  800. A Giant Dork: if only godzilla had raptor blood-
  801.  
  802. A Giant Dork: guardian beast
  803.  
  804. A Giant Dork: for like
  805.  
  806. A Giant Dork: 5 minutes tops
  807.  
  808. A Giant Dork: then it fuckin backfires in another movie
  809.  
  810. A Giant Dork: if that isn't the plot of vs. mechaghidorah i will shit
  811.  
  812. A Giant Dork: also super belated because i didn't really think so much of it but wao m-11's a ghidorah now
  813.  
  814. A Giant Dork: :U
  815.  
  816. A Giant Dork: BEHOLD
  817.  
  818. A Giant Dork: MY CROTCH
  819.  
  820. A Giant Dork: GETS ITS REVENGE
  821.  
  822. A Giant Dork: okay its been longer than 5 minutes
  823.  
  824. A Giant Dork: ...deja vu-
  825.  
  826. A Giant Dork: AND AWAY WE GO
  827.  
  828. A Giant Dork: "bye grandpa"
  829.  
  830. A Giant Dork: THAT FUCKIN TWIST
  831.  
  832. A Giant Dork: and he lives
  833.  
  834. A Giant Dork: again
  835.  
  836. A Giant Dork: one more time
  837.  
  838. A Giant Dork: can't put a good dinosaur down
  839.  
  840. A Giant Dork: it's like rexy learned from her grandpa or some shit-
  841.  
  842. A Giant Dork: anyway, good movie! don't care for some of the cheesier effects (SPEEEEED, antigrav) but
  843.  
  844. A Giant Dork: that scene of a commander saluting and apologizing to a dinosaur is forever engraved.
  845.  
  846. A Giant Dork: unfortunately, the dinosaur died.
  847.  
  848. A Giant Dork: and was reborn as an incarnation of hatred
  849.  
  850. A Giant Dork: ...which is kinda sad, but such is life.
  851.  
  852. A Giant Dork: also steven spielberg-des
  853.  
  854. A Giant Dork: 7/10
  855.  
  856. A Giant Dork: tune in next time for
  857.  
  858. A Giant Dork: ...i have no idea.
  859.  
  860. A Giant Dork: i'm a lost child.
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