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To Saria Town, Session 2

Sep 18th, 2019
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  1. <DM> -=QUEST CONTINUE=-
  2. <DM> *Recap! You heard there was a problem up north in Saria Town and, after a reward promise, decided to go there... in a rather roundabout GTA way. After proceeding to get yourselves on the Bounty Board (yes Firiann, you're in a group of criminals), you went through a rather dark and shadowy ravine, killed some guys, crashed a camp of some Goriyas, and now we're here.*
  3. <DM> hmm, I don't think we did random item drop last time, did we...
  4. <DM> $3d6
  5. <Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 5, 4 and 6. Total: 15.
  6. * Fireblast124 is now known as Foriya
  7. <DM> $1d50
  8. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 50 Sides. Result: 22. Total: 22.
  9. <DM> *A Magic Container and a Common Ring drop, along with two Spiked Boomerangs.*
  10. <DM> Spiked Boomerangs - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-287.html
  11. <Firiann> (Oi, criminals? Why didn't ye tell me sooner!? I'd have asked for a cut!)
  12. <DM> Common Ring - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22.html
  13. <SandorClegane> it sunk
  14. <Firiann> You did roll drops last time....
  15. <Firiann> Cuz I tried to snort a ring
  16. <DM> ah well....
  17. <DM> MORE DROPS FOR EVERYONE
  18. <Firiann> yay
  19. <SandorClegane> looooot!
  20. * Firiann attempts to inhale one of the spiked boomerangs, managing to fit one leg in her mouth.
  21. <DM> *There are two tents in the encampment. To the south is a cave entrance, and to the north, the path continues. You recall that Saria Town is north.*
  22. <SandorClegane> is there a limit to how many rigs one can have
  23. <SandorClegane> ?
  24. <SandorClegane> wear
  25. <SandorClegane> that is
  26. <DM> you can have as many rings as you want, but only one can be active at a time
  27. <SandorClegane> butm i have ten fingers
  28. <DM> if you try wearing two rings at once, the powers from the rings will overwhelm you and kill you by the end of the battle
  29. <SandorClegane> but with their powers combine
  30. <Dhoo> wear it then take it off?
  31. <Firiann> (It's like trying to eat more than one Devil Fruit.)
  32. <SandorClegane> CAPTAIN PLANET!
  33. <DM> well right now, any rings you've picked up are unappraised, so... they're currently useless
  34. <SandorClegane> ill take a boomerang then
  35. <DM> all yours
  36. <Firiann> (Seph, did you remove the 'search' feature from the board?)
  37. <DM> (it's gone, what are you looking for?)
  38. <Firiann> (;_;)
  39. <Firiann> (Spiked boomerangs. And put it back. :P)
  40. <DM> (I linked it)
  41. <DM> <DM> Spiked Boomerangs - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-287.html
  42. <Firiann> (it is not there)
  43. <SandorClegane> pretty much
  44. <Firiann> (*wink wink wonk*)
  45. <Firiann> (Oh. It's stuck inside the Goriya.)
  46. <DM> Goriya --> Replaced Item Drop
  47. <DM> sorry, should've clarified that, derp
  48. * Firiann chortles around the boomerang in her mouth. "Oi, that's funnin' for ya!"
  49. * You've invited Firiann to #zuchat (eraniss.tx.us.lunarnet.org)
  50. * SandorClegane checks tents
  51. <Firiann> "Now if ye'll pardon me, I've got te rest me roots fer a tick."
  52. * Firiann nestles into the dirt near the fire, eyes dimming slightly.
  53. <DM> *You check the tents and you find a few more items...*
  54. * SandorClegane quickly puts items into bags while ecveryone is alseep
  55. <DM> *You find two Red Potions, two Green Potions, and a Claymore - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-287.html
  56. <DM> *You could be nice and share them... OR you could hog it all like a man.*
  57. * SandorClegane equips the claymore and pops a red potion
  58. <Firiann> :(
  59. * Firiann was far too sleepy to notice the claymore.
  60. <DM> (A Deku Scrub w/ a claymore... too much lulz there)
  61. * SandorClegane sets rest of potions on the ground
  62. <SandorClegane> magic is for the weak
  63. <DM> (hahahahah)
  64. <Dhoo> So are we camping here or something?
  65. * Firiann 's eyes brighten momentarily, her mouth twitching as she catches the scent of the potions. A brief inhalation later and another red potion vanishes.
  66. <DM> *WHELP the magic potions are left for grabs.*
  67. <SandorClegane> who wants to charge into the dark spooky cave first?
  68. * Dhoo sniffs the potion and stuffs it in his pack.
  69. <DM> *You hear the echo of footsteps coming from the north pass. They sound irratic, like someone limping along.*
  70. <Dhoo> how many magic?
  71. * BlueShell flies out of the cave and drops a jukebox. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5BSvwOYwxg begins playing.
  72. <Dhoo> 2?
  73. <DM> two magic potions, yep
  74. <DM> (NOPE, NOT CLICKING IT)
  75. <SandorClegane> let's wait in ambush for whoever is coming down the ravine
  76. <DM> *You hear a thump from just outside the tent, followed by silence.*
  77. * Dhoo starts trying to see if he can smell anything.
  78. <SandorClegane> i thought we wer outside the tetn
  79. <DM> *You smell blood mixed dirt, probably from the ground.*
  80. <DM> *Sandor sees a fallen man in a civillian garb.*
  81. <DM> *Blood seems to be pouring from his right arm.*
  82. * SandorClegane goes to mercy kill the wounded man
  83. <DM> (stabbing him in the chest or somethin')
  84. <DM> (err, back)
  85. <SandorClegane> beheading is the safest and most assured way to mercy kill someone
  86. <DM> *As you raise your blade, the man twitches slightly.*
  87. * SandorClegane brings the blade down anyway
  88. <DM> (roll Courage)
  89. <Firiann> A small tendril pushes up through the ground near the body and begins soaking in the man's blood.
  90. <SandorClegane> $17d10
  91. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 2, 5, 5, 7, 10, 5, 10, 10, 7, 8, 8, 8, 1, 1 and 8. Total: 107. Successes: 16.
  92. <DM> *Your newly acquired Claymore falls straight through the man's neck, decapitating him with ease.*
  93. <SandorClegane> fine blades are best found in random bandit camps
  94. <DM> *As the man's head rolls off, it transforms into the head of a monster, as does the body. The blood turns green as well.*
  95. <DM> (nice call on executing him)
  96. <SandorClegane> i have heard tales of walking dead in the northlands
  97. <DM> *You (Sandor) feel a rise in power as you gain +4 EXP suddenly. 40 Rupees drop from the corpse.*
  98. <DM> $1d
  99. <DM> err
  100. <DM> $1d6
  101. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
  102. <DM> (no items from random item drop)
  103. <SandorClegane> DING!
  104. <RedShell> Fries are done?
  105. <RedShell> YAY
  106. <DM> (level up includes +5 stat points AND +1 RP, fyi)
  107. <SandorClegane> (did i miss an rp last lvl?)
  108. <DM> (yeah, I think so)
  109. <SandorClegane> ALRGHT! spooky cave time
  110. <DM> *The trail of blood fallen from the monster's arm turns green as well. The trail of blood extends north through the pass, which isn't nearly as deep as the ravine from early, but not low enough to just climb up onto the cilff.*
  111. <DM> *cliff
  112. <DM> *The spooky cave, on the flipside, is, well... spooky.*
  113. * Firiann 's eyes flicker to brightness and the tendril withdraws.
  114. <SandorClegane> alright gang shall we head into the spooky cave or follow that trail of blood?
  115. <Firiann> "BLECH! Wot was that? Tastes downright 'orrible!"
  116. <Dhoo> Neither.
  117. <Dhoo> Let's just go.
  118. <DM> *The Wolfrous man has made up his mind. He has no frigin' clue where he's going, but he's going.*
  119. <SandorClegane> TO THE BAR!
  120. <DM> (There's a bar in Saria Town)
  121. <DM> (... but not a gay bar)
  122. <SandorClegane> CAVE IT IS!
  123. <Dhoo> Well I'm not staying here by myself... I guess I'll follow
  124. <DM> *You head into the cave without a source of light... only Dhoo's sense of smell, Firiann's obtuse mouth, and your compassionless wits.*
  125. <Dhoo> It smells dark.
  126. <DM> *It smells racist in here.*
  127. * DM runs.
  128. <SandorClegane> that is extremely reassuring
  129. <DM> *As you enter deeper, the light from outside lessens until the most you can see is the glows from Firiann's eyes.*
  130. <DM> *It does not appear to be enough for a flashlight, though.*
  131. * SandorClegane leads the way holding his claymore out in front of himself
  132. * Dhoo picks up Firiann and shakes her. "Batteries must be low."
  133. * DM high-fives Dhoo.
  134. <SandorClegane> i learned this from a blindman
  135. * Firiann squeals angrily and blindly spits a seed into the darkness.
  136. <DM> *Your claymore pokes something, and you hear a screech.*
  137. * SandorClegane stabs wildly hoping to quiet whatever it is
  138. <DM> *The ground shifts uneasily below you.*
  139. <DM> $1d4
  140. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  141. <DM> *You swing your claymore wildly through the air, but you hit nothing.*
  142. <DM> *There's silence for a moment.*
  143. * Dhoo sniffs the air, trying to locate the source of the noise.
  144. * KamikazeKoopa is now known as Fireblast124
  145. <SandorClegane> shoot another seed
  146. * Firiann wriggles away from Dhoo's nose.
  147. <DM> *You smell something burning, and it's getting closer to you.*
  148. <Dhoo> Somethings burning. This is not good.
  149. <DM> *As the smell intensifies, you hear a slight hissing sound.*
  150. <SandorClegane> it means light young padawan
  151. <SandorClegane> burnig and fire and what not
  152. * Dhoo cowers behind Firiann.
  153. <DM> $1d3
  154. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  155. * SandorClegane takes a defensive stance
  156. <DM> *The hissing sound ends up behind SandorClegane.*
  157. <Dhoo> CREEPER RUN
  158. <DM> *The hissing stops, and it's followed by a scream. Something veeeeeeeery close to you (Sandor) is rumbling.*
  159. * Dhoo picks up Firiann and tries to shield himself with her while running away from the smell.
  160. <DM> $1d2
  161. <Navi> DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
  162. <DM> *You run from the smell, but you end up face-first into the cave wall.*
  163. * SandorClegane does a whirlwind slash once dhoo is on the ground
  164. <DM> (Roll Courage!)
  165. <SandorClegane> $1d17
  166. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 1 Die with 17 Sides. Result: 8. Total: 8.
  167. <DM> ($17d10)
  168. <SandorClegane> whoops
  169. <SandorClegane> $17d10
  170. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 5, 4, 9, 7, 1, 7, 8, 8, 8, 5, 9, 1, 6, 2 and 7. Total: 97. Successes: 13.
  171. <DM> $13d10
  172. <Navi> DM: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 7, 4, 2, 7, 7, 4, 6, 7, 3, 8 and 5. Total: 68. Successes: 8.
  173. * Firiann begins spinning her leaves while hissing angrily at Dhoo. "Lemme go ye gurt fuzzy thing!"
  174. <DM> *Your claymore slices something in half. After a moment, whatever you sliced in half explodes!*
  175. <DM> (Everyone roll Courage!)
  176. <DM> $15d10
  177. <Navi> DM: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 6, 3, 1, 8, 4, 3, 1, 2, 8, 6, 3, 9 and 10. Total: 70. Successes: 7.
  178. <Dhoo> Don't let it get me! Don't let it near me!
  179. <DM> (with shield)
  180. <SandorClegane> (really minecraft in LoZ seems farfetched)
  181. * Zephy (~Zephyurs@CPEbc1401306133-CMbc1401306130.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #zurpg
  182. <Firiann> $5d10
  183. <DM> (It was added by request. Blame Fireblast124)
  184. <Navi> Firiann: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 3, 3 and 2. Total: 15. Successes: 1.
  185. <Firiann> ;_;
  186. <Dhoo> cause its not like this is a made up game or anything
  187. <Dhoo> $3d10
  188. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7 and 1. Total: 10. Successes: 1.
  189. <Dhoo> WHELP
  190. <SandorClegane> $17d10
  191. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 2, 3, 9, 3, 6, 6, 1, 10, 8, 5, 4, 4, 6, 2 and 4. Total: 84. Successes: 10.
  192. * Firiann is dead.
  193. <DM> *Sandor is safe from the blast, but the outer reaches of it hit Dhoo and Firiann.*
  194. <DM> (hang on)
  195. <DM> 7 - 1 = 6/2 = 3 damage
  196. * Firiann IS DEAD.
  197. Fireblast124 Firiann
  198. <Firiann> ;_;
  199. <Dhoo> if it matters im using firiann as a shield
  200. <DM> *Dhoo and Firiann each take 3 damage.)
  201. <Firiann> 3h1m
  202. * Firiann 's hair is aflame.
  203. <DM> (when you're being covered in battle, attacks that hit everyone will still hit you, so... same thing applied here)
  204. <Dhoo> OOOOH
  205. <Dhoo> welp im down
  206. <Dhoo> 0h 3m
  207. <SandorClegane> well im glad i used that potion to heal 2 heats earlier
  208. <SandorClegane> hearts*
  209. <DM> *Dhoo is blasted by a creeper as his Minecraft skills fail to save him in this desperate situation. He is then revived by a fairy. As the fairy is released from his bottle and circles him, the light illuminates the cave. In front of you is Zephy, and behind him appears to be a dragon.*
  210. <DM> *As the fairy fades you, you last see the dragon towering over Zephy, about to bite his head off.*
  211. * SandorClegane speaks to dragon
  212. <DM> *You're back in complete darkness.*
  213. <DM> (Dhoo, you're back to 3 hearts)
  214. <Dhoo> goody
  215. <SandorClegane> hello good sir dragon
  216. <DM> (question, does Sandor (from game of thrones) get along with dragons or something?)
  217. <Zephy> He doesn't see any
  218. <SandorClegane> (dragons are on another continent)
  219. <DM> (kay)
  220. <Zephy> (also hi)
  221. <SandorClegane> (nver meets them so far)
  222. <SandorClegane> (i just really want a puff the magic dragon reference)
  223. <DM> *You speak, and you hear a roar from the dragon.*
  224. <DM> (LOL)
  225. <SandorClegane> and how are you this fine evening!
  226. * Firiann cowers behind Dhoo, visibly shaking and periodically dribbling small seeds from her mouth.
  227. <DM> *You see it breathe fire into the air. The light illuminates it once more as it seems a bit annoyed... probably by your presence.*
  228. <SandorClegane> (DEKU anatomy scares me)
  229. <DM> (lol)
  230. <DM> *The fire engulfs the ceiling and continues to light the cave tunnel up.*
  231. <SandorClegane> whats that you want us to do aquest for you
  232. <SandorClegane> my good dragon you are too kind
  233. <DM> *It breathes fire directly at you, this time.*
  234. <DM> (Roll Wisdom!)
  235. <SandorClegane> thats is you die now
  236. * X_X is now known as Aquamentus
  237. <Aquamentus> $7d10
  238. <Navi> Aquamentus: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 2, 2, 7, 1 and 7. Total: 31. Successes: 4.
  239. <Aquamentus> +2 successes
  240. <DM> (no shield, you're holding your claymore still)
  241. <DM> (claymore = two-handed, so... yeah)
  242. <SandorClegane> $2d10
  243. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6 and 5. Total: 11. Successes: 2.
  244. <DM> 6 - 2 = 4/2 = 2 damage
  245. <DM> (whaddya know... that red potion saved ya, lol)
  246. * SandorClegane couters with a ripisote
  247. <SandorClegane> (typing is so hard
  248. <SandorClegane> )
  249. <Dhoo> Yeeeah... I was just leaving soooo...
  250. <DM> (you attacking in response or nay?)
  251. <Dhoo> who me?
  252. <SandorClegane> (hell yeah he attacked me
  253. <SandorClegane> )
  254. <DM> (kay)
  255. <DM> (roll your attacking stat with your claymore, should be courage)
  256. <SandorClegane> You DREW FIRST BLOOD DRAGON!
  257. <SandorClegane> $17d10
  258. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 4, 2, 5, 5, 7, 2, 7, 1, 3, 3, 1, 1, 7, 8 and 2. Total: 65. Successes: 7.
  259. <Aquamentus> $7d10
  260. <Navi> Aquamentus: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 5, 8, 3, 4 and 6. Total: 41. Successes: 5.
  261. * SandorClegane slashes with his claymore at the dragon
  262. <DM> 7 - 5 = 2 + 3 - 2 = 3 damage
  263. <DM> *Your cut runs deep into the dragon, but it remains upright.*
  264. <DM> *The flames on the ceiling dissipate, and as you would find yourselves in darkness again, there's something short to the side of the Aquamentus carrying a lantern. Its face is green with two yellow eyes. In one hand is a lantern, which is barely illuminating the area, and in the other is a knife.*
  265. <DM> *Roll initiatives!*
  266. <Firiann> $init 1d10
  267. <Navi> Firiann: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
  268. <SandorClegane> $init 1 d10
  269. <Navi> SandorClegane: That is not an initiative roll!
  270. <Aquamentus> $init 1d10
  271. <Navi> Aquamentus: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  272. <Zephy> $init 1d10
  273. <Navi> Zephy: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  274. * X__X is now known as Tonberry
  275. <RedShell> RUN
  276. <Tonberry> $init 1d10
  277. <Navi> Tonberry: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
  278. <RedShell> ITS A TONBERRY
  279. <SandorClegane> $init 1d10
  280. <Navi> SandorClegane: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
  281. <Dhoo> $1d11
  282. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 1 Die with 11 Sides. Result: 8. Total: 8.
  283. <DM> (HEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEEEE)
  284. <DM> stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-287.html
  285. <DM> (Dhoo, $init 1d11, not $1d11
  286. <Dhoo> FRIG
  287. <Firiann> "This... is where we die."
  288. <Dhoo> $init 1d11
  289. <Navi> Dhoo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
  290. <DM> nice
  291. <DM> $init s
  292. <Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Tonberry (6), Zephy (3), Aquamentus (3) and Fireblast124 (2).
  293. <Dhoo> i always forget
  294. <Fireblast124> $removeme
  295. <Navi> Fireblast124 has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Tonberry (6), Aquamentus (3) and Zephy (3).
  296. <DM> Bonus Turns: Dhoo
  297. <Dhoo> I hate fighting.
  298. <Dhoo> Here I go...
  299. <Dhoo> Leap (Roll Power)
  300. <DM> (at?)
  301. <Dhoo> oh right
  302. <Dhoo> DRAGON
  303. <Dhoo> $7d10
  304. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 6, 10, 7, 4 and 3. Total: 35. Successes: 4.
  305. <Dhoo> im so not hitting
  306. <Aquamentus> $9d10
  307. <Navi> Aquamentus: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 1, 10, 10, 10, 4, 5 and 8. Total: 63. Successes: 10.
  308. <DM> *You bounce off the dragon's skin, despite the fact that it's wounded.*
  309. <DM> (Bonus Turn over?)
  310. <Dhoo> end turn?
  311. <DM> $turns
  312. <Navi> Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Tonberry (6), Aquamentus (3) and Zephy (3).
  313. <DM> *Bonus Turns over!*
  314. <Dhoo> ok
  315. <Dhoo> healing myself i guess
  316. <Dhoo> Heal Beam
  317. <DM> *You recover 5 Hearts!*
  318. <Dhoo> am i able to drink a potion in this turn too?
  319. <DM> depends, did you use Heal as an extra support spell for 150% cost? If so, then yes
  320. <Dhoo> uh what?
  321. <Dhoo> no?
  322. <Dhoo> its a spell?
  323. <Bees> $init j
  324. <DM> Okay, for those unaware, Support Spells can be used in addition the main action as an "Extra Support Spell". It costs 150% of the original magic cost, rounded up though.
  325. <Navi> Bees: You have entered the fray!
  326. <DM> shoo you bees, you don't find bees in caves
  327. <Dhoo> you didnt tell me that
  328. * Bees kicks DM out the window.
  329. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Bees (You have been kicked out the window and you landed into the vacuum of Space. You were never seen again. «14,792»)
  330. <Dhoo> so i can drink a potion now?
  331. <DM> yeah
  332. <Dhoo> ok so im at 0 mana if its 150% cost
  333. <DM> yep
  334. <Dhoo> but the potion im drinking is mana
  335. <Dhoo> so im full mana
  336. <DM> yep
  337. <Dhoo> ok
  338. <Firiann> ( http://tinyurl.com/a84rwbf )
  339. <Dhoo> thats it for me then
  340. <Dhoo> $endturn
  341. <Navi> Dhoo has ended their turn. SandorClegane: It is your turn now.
  342. <Navi> Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Tonberry (6), Aquamentus (3), Zephy (3) and Bees (0).
  343. <DM> (god that gif is awesome)
  344. * SandorClegane attacks the dragon with a savage strike
  345. <SandorClegane> $17d10
  346. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 6, 7, 3, 3, 5, 3, 10, 8, 3, 1, 5, 8, 8, 5 and 8. Total: 88. Successes: 11.
  347. <Firiann> (so versatile)
  348. <Aquamentus> $7d10
  349. <Navi> Aquamentus: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 7, 9, 3, 3 and 4. Total: 37. Successes: 3.
  350. <SandorClegane> (me or the gif?)
  351. * TenBorry is now known as TheNicholasCage
  352. <DM> *Sandor's savage strike annihilates the Aquamentus as its body erupts into an explosion of flesh and blood, covering everyone in the dragon's blood.*
  353. <Aquamentus> $removeme
  354. <Navi> Aquamentus has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Tonberry (6), Zephy (3) and Bees (0).
  355. * Aquamentus is now known as X_X
  356. <DM> ($endturn?)
  357. <SandorClegane> $endturn
  358. <Navi> SandorClegane has ended their turn. Firiann: It is your turn now.
  359. <Navi> Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Tonberry (6), Zephy (3) and Bees (0).
  360. * Firiann begins coughing, tiny squeaks forcing their way out of her mouth.
  361. <SandorClegane> shes got the plague!
  362. <Firiann> A Spiked Boomerang suddenly springs out and whirls toward the Tonberry!
  363. <Firiann> (Roll Power)
  364. <Firiann> $11d10
  365. <Navi> Firiann: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 4, 5, 2, 9, 8, 1, 10, 6 and 3. Total: 57. Successes: 7.
  366. <Tonberry> $3d10
  367. <Navi> Tonberry: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3 and 6. Total: 10. Successes: 1.
  368. <DM> 7 - 1 = 6 damage
  369. <Firiann> -1 (cloak)
  370. <DM> oh
  371. <DM> ... right
  372. <DM> 5 damage
  373. <Tonberry> 1h
  374. <DM> ($endturn?)
  375. <RedShell> I like how Tonberry rolled a 6 on his initiative roll when the highest he could've rolled was a two...
  376. <DM> shh
  377. <Firiann> $endturn
  378. <Navi> Firiann has ended their turn. Tonberry: It is your turn now.
  379. <Navi> Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Tonberry (6), Zephy (3) and Bees (0).
  380. <Firiann> (d'oh)
  381. * Tonberry starts walking towards Firiann.
  382. <Tonberry> $endturn
  383. <Navi> Tonberry has ended their turn. Zephy: It is your turn now.
  384. <Navi> Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Tonberry (6), Zephy (3) and Bees (0).
  385. * Zephy charges tonberry with his shield
  386. <Zephy> (roll power)
  387. <Zephy> $12d10
  388. <Navi> Zephy: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 3, 1, 5, 8, 8, 6, 4, 6, 9 and 1. Total: 57. Successes: 6.
  389. <Tonberry> $3d10
  390. <Navi> Tonberry: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4 and 10. Total: 15. Successes: 2.
  391. <DM> 6 - 2 = 4/2 = 2 - 1 = 1 damage
  392. <Zephy> $endturn
  393. <Navi> Zephy has ended their turn. Bees: It is your turn now.
  394. <Navi> Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Tonberry (6), Zephy (3) and Bees (0).
  395. * Tonberry takes a grazenly bash to the head as its dull face is smashed in. The lantern drops to the ground, and its lonely corpse tides over.
  396. <Tonberry> $removeme
  397. <Navi> Tonberry has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Zephy (3) and Bees (0).
  398. * Tonberry is now known as X__X
  399. * Bees buzz around Zephy's ears, revealing a stinger. (Roll Courage!)
  400. <Bees> $16d10
  401. <Navi> Bees: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 4, 9, 8, 6, 3, 5, 2, 10, 8, 5, 10, 8, 4 and 4. Total: 101. Successes: 13.
  402. <Zephy> wtf rude
  403. <Zephy> $2d10
  404. <Navi> Zephy: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9 and 4. Total: 13. Successes: 1.
  405. <DM> (good lord, how high level are those bees?)
  406. <TheNicholasCage> (Nicholas Cage Leveled Bees)
  407. <Bees> courage +4 v. target
  408. <SandorClegane> (ANGERY BICYCLE RIDING!)
  409. <DM> (Level 6 Bees, I guess)
  410. <Bees> Yup.
  411. <DM> 13 - 1 = 12/2 = 6 damage
  412. <SandorClegane> (the wickerman that was sucha bad movie it was awesome)
  413. <Zephy> I have 1h 2m now
  414. <DM> *Sephiroth fails at balancing enemies when dropping their levels, which is supposed to subsequently drop the numbers on all listed skills and whatnot as well.*
  415. <Bees> Indeed.
  416. * Bees buzz off.
  417. <Bees> $removeme
  418. <Navi> Bees has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7) and Zephy (3).
  419. * Bees is now known as BlueShell
  420. <Zephy> it's ok I can take it
  421. <DM> $init r
  422. <Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
  423. * Firiann 's hair is still aflame.
  424. <DM> +14 EXP
  425. <DM> +$14d8 Rupees
  426. <Dhoo> $14d8
  427. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 2, 1, 8, 7, 1, 8, 2, 7, 1, 2, 5 and 3. Total: 58.
  428. <Zephy> $14d8
  429. <Navi> Zephy: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 7, 6, 4, 5, 4, 7, 5, 8, 5, 7, 5 and 3. Total: 76.
  430. <DM> *Firiann's hair may be aflame, but it is now lighting up the cave.*
  431. <DM> $3d6
  432. <Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 6, 4 and 2. Total: 12.
  433. <DM> $1d50
  434. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 50 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9.
  435. <SandorClegane> $14d8
  436. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 1, 3, 2, 2, 3, 8, 7, 8, 5, 6, 6 and 7. Total: 64.
  437. <DM> *A Heart Container, a Magic Container, and a Rare Ring drops!*
  438. <Firiann> $14d8
  439. <Navi> Firiann: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 4, 1, 4, 7, 5, 6, 8, 8, 6, 1, 8 and 6. Total: 73.
  440. <DM> Rare Ring can be found here - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22.html
  441. <Dhoo> taking the heart container
  442. <BlueShell> Good grief.
  443. <BlueShell> I wish my sessions got that fucking lucky on drops.
  444. <BlueShell> >_>
  445. <DM> hahahahahah
  446. * BlueShell blows DM up with a Creeper!
  447. <BlueShell> Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
  448. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by BlueShell (BOOM! «14,793»)
  449. <DM> ehh, quiet you, Sephiroth has 11 Heart Containers and 11 Magic Containers, I'd say that's lucky enough
  450. <Firiann> boing
  451. <BlueShell> And Sephiroth has been shelved for how long now?
  452. <DM> true
  453. <SandorClegane> and im good on loot
  454. <Zephy> I'll take the magic container if nobody wants it
  455. <SandorClegane> i got a swor'
  456. <SandorClegane> d
  457. <SandorClegane> a while ago
  458. * Firiann snuffles at the magic container before springing back, leaves raised.
  459. <Dhoo> HEARTS UP
  460. <Zephy> You can have it if you want
  461. <DM> *The fire from Firiann's head lights up the cave. In front of you, the cave appears to be blocked off. It's probable that the Aquamentus and the Tonberry were trapped on this side when the Creeper exploded earlier.*
  462. <SandorClegane> not at all
  463. <SandorClegane> ?me heads back toward the camp
  464. * RedShell is now known as Creeper
  465. <Creeper> Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
  466. <DM> *You head back to the camp, using Firiann's burning hair as a flashlight and a heat sou-
  467. <DM> ooookay, Sephiroth, go run your own session, shoo
  468. <Creeper> :P
  469. * Creeper implodes on itself.
  470. <DM> *-and as a heat source, countering the damp cold of the cave.*
  471. <DM> *The camp is as deserted as when you pwned the Goriyas and left it.*
  472. * Firiann nestles back in, now on top of the former campfire, eyes dimming once more.
  473. <Creeper> Also.
  474. <Creeper> I made a decision, DM.
  475. <Creeper> .. ... considering I cannot run more than 1 shell on top of the DM name. ...
  476. <DM> (creeper making a decision? That ain't good)
  477. <Creeper> I cannot run a session.
  478. <Creeper> >_>
  479. * DM can run Tatl ya know, and Kefka doesn't have to be around.
  480. <Creeper> what if you aint around
  481. <Firiann> Psuedoshells
  482. * DM forwards this to #zuchat, cause it's off topic from the quest.
  483. <SandorClegane> so follow the trail of blood or?
  484. <Zephy> trail of blood is a good sign
  485. <Dhoo> I... guess...
  486. <DM> (Zephy, the North Pass is covered in a trail of blood from something that wandered in earlier)
  487. <Zephy> oh ok
  488. <Zephy> I thought i just forgot something from last time lol
  489. <SandorClegane> ( that preemptivley sdtabbed)
  490. <DM> hah
  491. * Creeper is now known as Sephiroth
  492. <DM> *You head up the northern pass, which is similar to the ravine you were in earlier, though the cliff tops above aren't as high. But it's not something you can climb up, either.*
  493. * BlueShell has quit (Quit: Read Error: 666 (Connection reset by Sephiroth))
  494. <Zephy> who says I can't climb
  495. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  496. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the middle of a western gunfight! «14,796»)
  497. <DM> *The clliff wall is steep with few edges to climb onto.*
  498. <DM> wow I can't spell
  499. <SandorClegane> human pyramid?
  500. <DM> *It stems about 30 feet up.*
  501. <Zephy> human trampoline?
  502. * Dhoo grabs Firiann.
  503. * Firiann 's eyes brighten briefly.
  504. * Dhoo winds up.
  505. * Dhoo throws Firiann as hard as he can up the wall.
  506. <Firiann> "Whuzzat huh what's happenAAUGH"
  507. <DM> (Roll Power, Dhoo!)
  508. <Dhoo> $9d10
  509. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 5, 6, 3, 2, 1, 7, 5 and 2. Total: 41. Successes: 6.
  510. * Firiann 's leaves begin spinning rapidly by reflex, seeds flying everywhere.
  511. <DM> $10d10
  512. <Navi> DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 8, 4, 4, 7, 10, 2, 5, 9 and 8. Total: 65. Successes: 8.
  513. <DM> *Firiann almost reaches the top of the cliff walls, but he falls just short.*
  514. * Dhoo catches Firiann and tries again.
  515. <Zephy> what if both of you guys toss him up
  516. <DM> Combo toss?
  517. <Firiann> "NO! PUMMEDOWNNAO"
  518. <Dhoo> $9d10
  519. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 7, 8, 3, 1, 10, 5 and 3. Total: 48. Successes: 6.
  520. <DM> (Who else is tossing Firiann?)
  521. <Firiann> ;_;
  522. <Zephy> I think sandor is stronger
  523. <DM> he's all Courage, no Power
  524. <Zephy> wait no, he's all courage
  525. <Zephy> I'll do it
  526. <Zephy> $10d10
  527. <Navi> Zephy: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 5, 6, 9, 4, 10, 9, 7 and 6. Total: 75. Successes: 11.
  528. <Zephy> hah
  529. <DM> $10d10
  530. <Navi> DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 3, 1, 5, 10, 2, 6, 7 and 6. Total: 53. Successes: 7.
  531. <DM> *Dhoo feels useless as Zephy flings Firiann's light Deku Scrub body upwards. You reach the top of the cliff.*
  532. * Firiann heaves and spills seeds all over back down the cliff.
  533. <DM> *It seems you landed yourself on the top of the ravine, though more mountainous cliff walls extend on both sides, leaving only a bit of room on each side of the top of the ravine.*
  534. <DM> *The ravine doesn't seem to curve, and at the end of it (in the far distance), you can see what seems to be a gate.*
  535. <DM> (question, since we started super late, partially due to technical difficulties, how much longer are we going?)
  536. <Dhoo> wouldnt mind stopping soon
  537. <Firiann> (not much farther here, probably...)
  538. <Zephy> yeah I wouldn't mind stopping honestly
  539. <Zephy> ...even though i just started lol
  540. <DM> (alright..... twill keep going for 15 minutes and then stop)
  541. <Zephy> cool cool cool
  542. <DM> *There doesn't seem to be anything between you and the gate.*
  543. <SandorClegane> ?me runs to the gate and camps
  544. <Zephy> are we going to leave Firiann up there?
  545. <Zephy> we should probably have her jump down
  546. <DM> *You all run for a good while. After a little while, the ravine widens and you reach a gate.*
  547. <Firiann> ;_;
  548. <DM> *Firiann is still on the cliff wall at the edge.*
  549. <DM> *A guard is blocking the gate entrance.*
  550. <Dhoo> has he seen us yet?
  551. <DM> *He looks similar to the guard you killed earlier, which was actually a monster of some sorts. You can't tell if this one is a monster or not though.*
  552. * Firiann nestles down on the edge, curling roots down into the wallside.
  553. <DM> $5d10
  554. <Navi> DM: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 2, 8 and 3. Total: 30. Successes: 4.
  555. <DM> *The guard looks over and sees Dhoo, Zephy and SandorClegane, but not Firiann.*
  556. * X_X is now known as Guard
  557. <Guard> Halt! Who goes there?
  558. <SandorClegane> Adventurers
  559. * Zephy motions subtetly to Firiann to sneak behind the guard
  560. <DM> *There's a bit of a gap between the cliff wall and the guard, but you can float down on a deku leaf behind him.*
  561. <Guard> Adventurers? From where?
  562. * Firiann inches across the walltop, roots pulling her toward the gate.
  563. <Guard> (or just take the wall path, lol)
  564. <DM> (or just take the wall path, lol)
  565. <SandorClegane> everywhere
  566. * Firiann 's flaming leaves begin whirling as she releases from the cliff, fluttering down over the guard.
  567. * DM shoves Guard back to his non-DM spot.
  568. <Guard> Everywhere? I do not understand.
  569. <Guard> Do you mean that you get around a lot?
  570. <SandorClegane> yes
  571. * Firiann lands on the Guared'
  572. <Zephy> we are from everywhere
  573. <Firiann> oh wow
  574. <Guard> Ah, I see-
  575. <Firiann> *lands on the guard's head.
  576. <Zephy> but nowhere at the same time
  577. <SandorClegane> quite a puzzle
  578. <DM> *As Firiann lands on the guard's head, he pats his head.*
  579. <Guard> $5d10
  580. <Navi> Guard: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 6, 4 and 6. Total: 29. Successes: 4.
  581. <DM> (Firiann, roll Wisdom)
  582. <Firiann> (defense or just roll?)
  583. <DM> (base wisdom, so yeah, just roll)
  584. <Firiann> $4d10
  585. <Navi> Firiann: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 3 and 1. Total: 11. Successes: 1.
  586. <Firiann> er gah
  587. <Firiann> no
  588. <Firiann> $3d10
  589. <Navi> Firiann: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7 and 1. Total: 17. Successes: 2.
  590. * Guard notices something in his head and shakse his head, throwing Firiann off.
  591. * Guard sees Firiann fly off.
  592. <Guard> You there, what were you doing on my head?!
  593. * Guard seems distracted by the little deku scrub.
  594. * Firiann responds with a mouthful of seeds.
  595. * SandorClegane drives sword through guards stomach
  596. <DM> (good lord, you are GTA-ing your way to a victory)
  597. <DM> (Roll Courage)
  598. * SandorClegane during firians seed barrage
  599. <SandorClegane> $17d10
  600. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 5, 8, 4, 7, 1, 8, 1, 5, 8, 10, 9, 4, 5, 7, 7 and 5. Total: 104. Successes: 15.
  601. * Guard gets pelted by the seed barrage as your sword pierces him through the stomach. He lets out a gurgle as green blood pours from his mouth. As he falls silent, he turns into the form of a monster.
  602. * Guard is now known as X_X
  603. <DM> (hah, gurgle sounds like nurgle... chaos folks in town, eh?)
  604. * DM runs.
  605. <DM> *There appears to be a lock on the gate.*
  606. <SandorClegane> BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!
  607. * DM high-fives Sandor.
  608. <SandorClegane> ?me checks guards corpse for key
  609. <DM> *There is indeed a key!*
  610. <SandorClegane> (ill get it right eventually)
  611. <DM> (/ requires no shift, lol
  612. * SandorClegane use key on the gates lock
  613. <DM> *The lock clicks, but then you hear the sound clicking over and over. Text fills your vision.*
  614. <DM> -=LOADING=-
  615. <DM> -=LOADING==-
  616. <DM> -=LOADING=-
  617. <DM> -=QUEST PAUSE=-
  618. <SandorClegane> dammint we are in the matrix
  619. <Zephy> what a twist
  620. <DM> considering how many times the fourth wall breaks, that's probably true
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