Maiden-style Meat Magistrate

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>Hey... Nozomi.
>What is it, Nicocchi?

>How should I put it...
>Lately we've been doing these kind of... c-couplish things...

>Hm?
>I thought we were already dating.

>Am I wrong?
>...
>If I had to define "dating",
>it'd be something fluffy and somewhat ambiguous like that girl's smile...

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>Sorry for the wait, Nicocchi~!
>Today is these two's first date since they started going out.
>You're late, Nozomi!

>Geez~ You're so strict, Nicocchi<3
>I arrived exactly on time~
>In this industry, you need to show up ten minutes early...
>>washi washi
>Hey, stop that at once!!

>Still, I'm glad you picked somewhere that popular for its delicious meat and all, but...
>this is probably a bit too deep for a first date.
>Hmm. I'm fine with anything so long as I get to eat delicious meat<3

>Besides, it's a bit late for us to be worried over something like that, isn't it?
>"Bit late" is a bit much.

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>For now, I'll get a draft and... what do you want to drink, Nozomi?
>I'll have a draft too(note)
>Also, it's a bit soon, but I wanna eat some tongue and rice.
>Alright. Two drafts, two tongues with rice and a seaweed salad, please~

>Thanks for today, Nicocchi! I'm not bothering you during a busy work schedule, am I?
>!

>Fu.. Fufun! The universe's No.1 idol Nico gives her all to both her work and her private life<3
>That's my girl<3
>Here. Two drafts!

>Well, then...
>Cheers!

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>Man, there's something special about a draft after work.
>Your face is all red, Nicocchi!!

>Come to think of it, this is my first time drinking with you, Nicocchi~ It's cute how red you get after one sip<3
>Shaddap! It just shows easily cos I've got fair skin!

>Here's your tongue, rice, and seaweed salad.
>Enjoy!
>Oh~ It's here!

>Okay! Do your best, meat magistrate(note)

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>Mm~ What a lovely sound<3
>I really like the tongue.
>Heh

>Tongue is delicious and health, with barely any salt or calories, y'know?
>Enough with that kind of statement! It's making you look stupid!!

>Not to mention tongue cooks quickly(note)
>Here, Nicocchi<3
>Y-Yeah, thanks.

>Well then, let's dig in.
>Mmmm! This is the stuff<3

>Honestly... Getting so excited over one bit of meet. And you say I'm childish?
>Hm? What was that~?
>Oh, nothing~(note)

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>Nico Nico Nii~<3
>Kya~
>Niconi~
>Waah~
>A Nico Nico Nii straight to your heart<3

>Remember the NicoNii~ Love Nico<3
>You've been on TV a lot lately, huh, Nicocchi. You're totally an idol now.
>I guess. It feels like the age of Nico is finally here~<3

>Won't you end up getting Friday'd if you get spotted having a yakiniku date in a place like this? [tn: "FRIDAY" is a weekly gossip magazine published by Kodansha. This led to the term "Friday sareru" being used whenever entertainers get into scandals.]
>Don't worry.
>I've got my hair down and kept my makeup plain today, and nobody would suspect us since we're both girls anyway, right?

>But...
>what if people really did find out... about us.

>I told you, it's nothing you need to worry about, Nozomi.
>I swear on the name of the great idol Yazawa Nico that I'll protect you.

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>Pffft~~
>Hey!! What's so funny!!?

>It's just... I love how manly you act sometimes, Nicocchi~
>Hey... Don't make fun of me!! It seriously pisses me off when you don't take me seriously!!
>Ya~n
>I'm sorry! Forgive me<3

>But, man, you're gonna need a lot more nutrients if you want to protect me, Nicocchi.
>Hah~
>Excuse me~ We'd like to order some more!


>Let's see. We'll have kalbi, skirt steak, some tripe, ah, and some sirloin and more rice.
>Also this and this.
>You just want to eat, don't you...
>Don't blame me if you eat too much and get fat.
>I don't mind, though...
>Coming up.

>Don't worry! The only part that gets fat is my bust<3
>Wo~~~w<3
>Yeah, yeah! I knew you'd say that!!

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>What's wrong, Nicocchi~? Are you jealous that my boobs are bigger thank yours~?
>Kalpi, skirt steak and tripe!
>Enjoy!
>Mufu~
>N-Not really... It's just stuffy in here. Actually, you're pretty drunk yourself, aren't you?
>So annoying!!

>Come to think of it...

>Even though she's clingy with me ever since high school...
>after I realised that we were lovers, just holding hands is enough to get me embarrassed. It's too early for that kind of thing, right...?
>Wait, what do I mean by "that kinda thing"? What are you thinking, you stupid NicoNii!?
>Hm? What's up?
>N-Nothing...

>Never mind me! How have things been going for you, Nozomi!? Having fun at school!?
>What am I, her dad!?

>Me?
>You sure seem lively~
>Yeah. The seminars are fun and the part-time job's the same as ever.
>...Ah, but...
>Lately, it's been kinda...
>Here you go~
>...Did something happen?

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>The truth is, one of the senpais in my circle has really been on the attack.
>!

>I told him right at the start that I already have a lover, but he refuses to give up...
>Since this kinda thing is my own problem, finding a way to end it peacefully is hard...

>I thought I could handle it myself, but it's not going very well... And now it just looks like I've been hiding it from you...
>...I'm sorry, Nicocchi.
>Are you... upse-...

>Mmrg?!
>You bet your ass I'm upset, moron!
>You're still trying to shoulder everything by yourself...
>If it means having to look at your annoying face, I'd much rather you get me wrapped up in something tedious!!

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>Invite me to that circle next time so I can give that guy a piece of my mind, got it!?
>Mmhm...
>As a punishment, I'm gonna feed you so much meat that you'll build up fat in places besides your boobs!

>Prepare yourself!
>...

>You're so kind, Nicocchi...

>...So.
>You're the one who got flat drunk in the end, huh...
>As much as I'd like to laugh at you... what are we gonna do about this...?
>Stop groping me!

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>Lie down on the bed for now... Don't go to sleep yet, okay?

>Thanks, Nicocchi~
>She reeks of booze!!
>Mm!

>Guess I'll just change her clothes, remove her makeup and go home...
>Honestly, she sure likes to make trouble for others...
>Hey, hey, Nicocchi, Nicocchi! Lookie here!

>TADA~
>This time on Nude Live!
>GYAAAAAH!!!

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>Wh-Wh-What are you doing!? Cover yourself at once! Here! Cover up, quickly!!
>Geez~
>It's my house, so who cares?
>More importantly, did watching my body turn you on, Nicocchi?

>What do you really think of me?
>Huh!?

>This is~ I'm such a clumsy and troublesome woman.
>I'm happy that you're finding success, Nicocchi,
>but it kinda stings that you're not just my Nicocchi anymore...

>You're so kind. Even when I'm screwing around, you fuss over me and take care of me...
>Even today, I said a bunch of spoiled and bothersome things.
>Even though I'm the one who said we should be lovers,
>I sometimes think...
>"are you really okay with me?".
>Nozomi...

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>Honestly...

>You really are a moron...
>Don't belittle yourself any further.

>I've known for a while that you're an unbelievably troublesome woman...
>You were always poking your nose in without me asking you too. Before I realised it, you were always watching my back.
>For me, that troublesome Nozomi...
>is the only Nozomi I want.

>...That was way too corny.
>Nicocchi...

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>There we go.
>Nozo... Kya!

>Fufu...
>Your hair smells like yakiniku, Nicocchi.
>Wha... Well you smell of booze and sweat...

>Nicocchi...
>I love you.

>I want to touch you and be touched by you.
>...Is that okay?
>...!

>I-I guess...
>I've got no choice...

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>Mmm...

>Huh? It's morning... I was on a yakiniku date with Nicocchi... When did we...
>Hm?
>Something smells good... Is that miso soup?

>Finally awake, huh?
>I borrowed your kitchen!
>!

>N-Nicocchi...!
>Eh? What? Why am I naked!? What's going on? Don't tell me...
>...Oh yeah, just so you know...

>You were very... cute... last night.
>!?

>At any rate, a lot happened and they went for another round after breakfast.
>Ya~n Ya~n Ya~