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  1. How does a nigga go about coming to a conclusion when coming to said conclusion requires said nigga to have come to the conclusion in the previous iteration of the recursion?
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  3. Stranger 1: Crappiest question ever.
  4. Stranger 2: Is not.
  5. Stranger 2: "asl" is.
  6. Stranger 1: Worse than: my penis is 8 inches long
  7. Stranger 1: Oh wel, you might have a point there.
  8. Stranger 1: well*
  9. Stranger 1: I truly hate asl.
  10. Stranger 2: Yes.
  11. Stranger 2: Everyone who is sane does.
  12. Stranger 1: True. Those sick guys looking for sex here are not really sane.
  13. Stranger 2: I like to trick them into looking at kittens.
  14. Stranger 1: And how do you manage to do that?
  15. Stranger 2: Pretend I am female, offer to send pictures, post links to kittens.
  16. Stranger 1: Truly excellent.
  17. Stranger 2: And what's funny is they keep asking for "a real picture" and I can keep sending kittens.
  18. Stranger 1: Lol
  19. Stranger 1: Idiots.
  20. Stranger 2: Indeed.
  21. Stranger 1: So, I hope you don't leave as soon as I tel you I'm a guy too.
  22. Stranger 2: Why would I?
  23. Stranger 1: Thank God. People like you and me make this world a better place.
  24. Stranger 1: I noticed an interesting pattern, though.
  25. Stranger 1: Whenever I talk to another guy here, we end up talking about our countries, geography and things like that.
  26. Stranger 1: Whenever I talk to girls, we either end up talking about sex or having great conversations.
  27. Stranger 2: The ones talking about sex are guys.
  28. Stranger 1: Not always. Just the other day I was talking about sex with this very interesting girl, who then proved she was a girl via facebook.
  29. Stranger 1: Had like 300 friends.
  30. Stranger 1: I doubt it was a fake account.
  31. Stranger 2: Half of those friends she doesn't really keep up with.
  32. Stranger 2: Anyone with over 150 friends on Facebook has added people they don't know very well.
  33. Stranger 1: Oh, that's for sure.
  34. Stranger 1: I have 448.
  35. Stranger 1: I'm sure I know them all, but as acquaintances, not real friends.
  36. Stranger 2: You can trim that down to 150.
  37. Stranger 1: I think I could
  38. Stranger 2: But anyway, ponies.
  39. Stranger 2: Yay or nay? (pun not intended)
  40. Stranger 1: What animals!
  41. Stranger 1: xD
  42. Stranger 2: I'm talking about My Little Pony.
  43. Stranger 1: Oh. That's a Nay, then.
  44. Stranger 2: Okay, what about furries?
  45. Stranger 1: I'm more of a racoon kinda fellow.
  46. Stranger 2: So, that's a "yes" to furries?
  47. Stranger 1: It's a "so-so"
  48. Stranger 2: So, a so-so to furries, but a downright "nay" to bronies?
  49. Stranger 1: It is indeed.
  50. Stranger 1: A friend once told me I can't "indeed" myself. How true is that?
  51. Stranger 2: Indeed isn't a verb.
  52. Stranger 1: I know, but you get my point.
  53. Stranger 2: Well, grammar alone dictates you cannot indeed yourself.
  54. Stranger 1: >.>
  55. Stranger 2: So anyway, why a "nay" to bronies? They are nothing more than specialized furries.
  56. Stranger 2: They don't like it when you say that, though.
  57. Stranger 1: Lol.
  58. Stranger 1: They're like toy horses.
  59. Stranger 1: I don't like toy horses.
  60. Stranger 2: They like the cartoon, not the toys.
  61. Stranger 2: I've got a few friends who are bronies.
  62. Stranger 2: And have attempted to prove to them that they are actually just specialized furries.
  63. Stranger 1: Any luck?
  64. Stranger 2: One of them saw my logic, another argued against it harshly and took it as an insult.
  65. Stranger 1: Oh. Did you feed him carrots? Bronies love them.
  66. Stranger 2: I don't think he'd like that.
  67. Stranger 1: How come?
  68. Stranger 2: I don't really get it, they've made playful jokes to me because I'm a furry, but he can't take the same back.
  69. Stranger 2: According to him, bronies are the master race.
  70. Stranger 1: Oh, the Nazi complex
  71. Stranger 2: You know what I really don't get?
  72. Stranger 2: The terminology.
  73. Stranger 2: "bro-hoof".
  74. Stranger 2: And I've caught him saying "anypony" instead of "anybody".
  75. Stranger 2: The cartoon's actually alright, though.
  76. Stranger 1: Never seen it xD
  77. Stranger 2: Watch some of the second season, it's not bad at all.
  78. Stranger 2: Just don't descend into delusions of being manly just because you watch a little girl's show.
  79. Stranger 1: You actually like that, then?
  80. Stranger 2: I'm not one tochange all my online avatars to a pony and change my screen name to "fluttershy" just because it can be an amusing show,
  81.  
  82. but yes, I find it enjoyable.
  83. Stranger 1: I see.
  84. Stranger 1: Lol, and the Urban Dictionary has hilarious entries about bronies.
  85. Stranger 2: And some funny ones about furries, but mostly odd ones about furries.
  86. Stranger 2: Uncyclopedia has the funiest guide to Australian English.
  87. Stranger 1: Imma check it.
  88. Stranger 1: I love Uncyclopedia
  89. Stranger 2: I have to leave urgently.
  90. Stranger 2: SOrry.
  91. Stranger 2 has disconnected
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