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  12. Okay. My turn, my turn.
  13. Um, I got one.
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  17. Great, but can you make it
  18.  
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  21. a little more challenging
  22. this time?
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  26. Okay. Check this out.
  27.  
  28. 6
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  30. I spy with my little eye...
  31.  
  32. 7
  33. 00:01:02,706 --> 00:01:06,175
  34. something yellow...
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  36. 8
  37. 00:01:06,177 --> 00:01:10,579
  38. and round,
  39. and it eats dots.
  40.  
  41. 9
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  43. Seriously, Ralph?
  44.  
  45. 10
  46. 00:01:13,018 --> 00:01:15,550
  47. Yeah, seriously.
  48. You're never gonna get it.
  49.  
  50. 11
  51. 00:01:15,552 --> 00:01:17,987
  52. Well, obviously,
  53. it's Pac-Man.
  54.  
  55. 12
  56. 00:01:17,989 --> 00:01:19,554
  57. No, that's not...
  58.  
  59. 13
  60. 00:01:19,556 --> 00:01:20,990
  61. Why is that obvious?
  62.  
  63. 14
  64. 00:01:20,992 --> 00:01:22,859
  65. Name one other thing
  66. in this whole arcade
  67.  
  68. 15
  69. 00:01:22,861 --> 00:01:25,194
  70. that is yellow and round
  71. and eats dots.
  72.  
  73. 16
  74. 00:01:25,196 --> 00:01:26,695
  75. I can name two things.
  76.  
  77. 17
  78. 00:01:26,697 --> 00:01:27,897
  79. Ms. Pac-Man
  80. and Baby Pac-Man.
  81.  
  82. 18
  83. 00:01:27,899 --> 00:01:29,866
  84. Boom!
  85. I accept your apology.
  86.  
  87. 19
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  89. Yeah, you're right. Okay.
  90. But was it Pac-Man?
  91.  
  92. 20
  93. 00:01:33,071 --> 00:01:34,971
  94. Yeah, you got me.
  95.  
  96. 21
  97. 00:01:34,973 --> 00:01:38,007
  98. Knew it.
  99. All right, riddle me this...
  100.  
  101. 22
  102. 00:01:38,009 --> 00:01:41,711
  103. do you or do you not think
  104. that Zangief waxes?
  105.  
  106. 23
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  108. No way. Look at the guy.
  109. He looks like a yeti.
  110.  
  111. 24
  112. 00:01:43,647 --> 00:01:45,014
  113. I don't know.
  114.  
  115. 25
  116. 00:01:45,016 --> 00:01:47,050
  117. I mean, if the fur
  118. were confined to his chest,
  119.  
  120. 26
  121. 00:01:47,052 --> 00:01:48,217
  122. I might agree...
  123.  
  124. 27
  125. 00:01:48,219 --> 00:01:49,752
  126. but look at those
  127. two very specific
  128.  
  129. 28
  130. 00:01:49,754 --> 00:01:51,187
  131. tuffets of shin hair...
  132.  
  133. 29
  134. 00:01:51,189 --> 00:01:52,722
  135. poking out of his boots.
  136.  
  137. 30
  138. 00:01:52,724 --> 00:01:55,758
  139. That does not just happen,
  140. Ralph. That is a choice.
  141.  
  142. 31
  143. 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,727
  144. You're totally right, kid.
  145.  
  146. 32
  147. 00:01:57,729 --> 00:02:00,029
  148. He's baby smooth
  149. everywhere else.
  150.  
  151. 33
  152. 00:02:00,031 --> 00:02:02,031
  153. I rest my case.
  154.  
  155. 34
  156. 00:02:02,033 --> 00:02:04,701
  157. My mind is blown!
  158.  
  159. 35
  160. 00:02:04,703 --> 00:02:06,102
  161. Let's go get a root beer.
  162.  
  163. 36
  164. 00:02:06,104 --> 00:02:09,272
  165. Okay, let's see
  166. what you got, kid.
  167.  
  168. 37
  169. 00:02:09,274 --> 00:02:10,940
  170. Ooh!
  171.  
  172. 38
  173. 00:02:10,942 --> 00:02:12,942
  174. Nice one. Okay.
  175.  
  176. 39
  177. 00:02:12,944 --> 00:02:14,677
  178. I think I got one
  179. in the chamber.
  180.  
  181. 40
  182. 00:02:14,679 --> 00:02:17,714
  183. Ew!
  184.  
  185. 41
  186. 00:02:17,716 --> 00:02:19,649
  187. - Gross.
  188. - Thank you.
  189.  
  190. 42
  191. 00:02:19,651 --> 00:02:20,917
  192. Hey, wanna sneak into <i>Tron?</i>
  193.  
  194. 43
  195. 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:22,752
  196. Doesn't that game
  197. have a virus?
  198.  
  199. 44
  200. 00:02:22,754 --> 00:02:25,221
  201. No. I'm sure
  202. they fixed it.
  203.  
  204. 45
  205. 00:02:25,223 --> 00:02:27,090
  206. Whoo!
  207.  
  208. 46
  209. 00:02:27,092 --> 00:02:29,559
  210. I'm gonna beat
  211. my speed record!
  212.  
  213. 47
  214. 00:02:29,561 --> 00:02:31,062
  215. Hey, wait for me!
  216.  
  217. 48
  218. 00:02:39,938 --> 00:02:41,237
  219. Ralph.
  220.  
  221. 49
  222. 00:02:41,239 --> 00:02:42,772
  223. Yeah?
  224.  
  225. 50
  226. 00:02:42,774 --> 00:02:44,943
  227. I don't think
  228. they fixed the game.
  229.  
  230. 51
  231. 00:02:45,643 --> 00:02:47,012
  232. Uh... No.
  233.  
  234. 52
  235. 00:02:48,113 --> 00:02:49,014
  236. Help!
  237.  
  238. 53
  239. 00:02:49,914 --> 00:02:51,282
  240. Hey, Tron!
  241.  
  242. 54
  243. 00:02:52,083 --> 00:02:53,084
  244. Tronny!
  245.  
  246. 55
  247. 00:02:54,586 --> 00:02:55,820
  248. Tronny boy!
  249.  
  250. 56
  251. 00:02:56,154 --> 00:02:57,822
  252. Help!
  253.  
  254. 57
  255. 00:02:58,890 --> 00:03:00,156
  256. Do you realize
  257.  
  258. 58
  259. 00:03:00,158 --> 00:03:02,859
  260. we're basically just, like,
  261. zeroes and ones...
  262.  
  263. 59
  264. 00:03:02,861 --> 00:03:06,629
  265. floating around the universe
  266. like tiny specks of dust?
  267.  
  268. 60
  269. 00:03:06,631 --> 00:03:07,997
  270. Like, doesn't the very nature
  271.  
  272. 61
  273. 00:03:07,999 --> 00:03:09,766
  274. of our existence
  275. make you wonder...
  276.  
  277. 62
  278. 00:03:09,768 --> 00:03:12,101
  279. if there's more to life
  280. than this?
  281.  
  282. 63
  283. 00:03:12,103 --> 00:03:13,970
  284. Why would I wonder
  285. if there's more to life
  286.  
  287. 64
  288. 00:03:13,972 --> 00:03:16,205
  289. when the life
  290. I got is perfect?
  291.  
  292. 65
  293. 00:03:16,207 --> 00:03:18,841
  294. I mean, sure. Doesn't
  295. look so hot on paper.
  296.  
  297. 66
  298. 00:03:18,843 --> 00:03:20,810
  299. <i>I'm just a bad guy
  300. from some old video game</i>
  301.  
  302. 67
  303. 00:03:20,812 --> 00:03:21,978
  304. <i>who wrecks a building.</i>
  305.  
  306. 68
  307. 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:23,613
  308. <i>And yeah, for 27 years,</i>
  309.  
  310. 69
  311. 00:03:23,615 --> 00:03:25,915
  312. <i>I was a total zero
  313. without any friends.</i>
  314.  
  315. 70
  316. 00:03:25,917 --> 00:03:27,984
  317. But now,
  318. I got a best friend...
  319.  
  320. 71
  321. 00:03:27,986 --> 00:03:29,252
  322. who just happens to be
  323.  
  324. 72
  325. 00:03:29,254 --> 00:03:31,120
  326. the coolest kid
  327. in the whole arcade.
  328.  
  329. 73
  330. 00:03:31,122 --> 00:03:33,122
  331. Aw, thanks, pal.
  332.  
  333. 74
  334. 00:03:33,124 --> 00:03:34,125
  335. Watch this.
  336.  
  337. 75
  338. 00:03:36,661 --> 00:03:38,295
  339. Home run!
  340.  
  341. 76
  342. 00:03:38,297 --> 00:03:39,831
  343. All right, let's go
  344. watch the sunrise.
  345.  
  346. 77
  347. 00:03:40,865 --> 00:03:42,198
  348. Are you really saying
  349.  
  350. 78
  351. 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,301
  352. there's not one single,
  353. solitary thing...
  354.  
  355. 79
  356. 00:03:44,303 --> 00:03:46,370
  357. about your life
  358. that you would change?
  359.  
  360. 80
  361. 00:03:46,372 --> 00:03:48,372
  362. Well, think about it.
  363.  
  364. 81
  365. 00:03:48,374 --> 00:03:51,308
  366. You and me get to
  367. goof off all night long.
  368.  
  369. 82
  370. 00:03:51,310 --> 00:03:53,943
  371. Litwak shows up, we go to
  372. work, we put in our hours.
  373.  
  374. 83
  375. 00:03:53,945 --> 00:03:55,312
  376. Then the arcade closes
  377.  
  378. 84
  379. 00:03:55,314 --> 00:03:57,314
  380. and we get to do it
  381. all over again.
  382.  
  383. 85
  384. 00:03:57,316 --> 00:04:00,016
  385. The only thing I might do
  386. different in that scenario...
  387.  
  388. 86
  389. 00:04:00,018 --> 00:04:02,051
  390. would be not having
  391. to go to work.
  392.  
  393. 87
  394. 00:04:02,053 --> 00:04:04,854
  395. Other than that,
  396. I wouldn't change a thing.
  397.  
  398. 88
  399. 00:04:04,856 --> 00:04:06,055
  400. Huh?
  401.  
  402. 89
  403. 00:04:06,057 --> 00:04:09,293
  404. Hey, where'd our sunrise go?
  405.  
  406. 90
  407. 00:04:09,295 --> 00:04:11,330
  408. All right,
  409. let's get you plugged in.
  410.  
  411. 91
  412. 00:04:13,199 --> 00:04:15,232
  413. That's a plug-in alert.
  414.  
  415. 92
  416. 00:04:15,234 --> 00:04:17,733
  417. Litwak hasn't plugged in
  418. a new game in forever.
  419.  
  420. 93
  421. 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:19,902
  422. - Let's go see what it is!
  423. - Yeah!
  424.  
  425. 94
  426. 00:04:19,904 --> 00:04:22,004
  427. Excuse us. Excuse us.
  428. Minor emergency.
  429.  
  430. 95
  431. 00:04:22,006 --> 00:04:24,241
  432. Hey, Felix, Calhoun,
  433. what's getting plugged in?
  434.  
  435. 96
  436. 00:04:24,243 --> 00:04:25,875
  437. Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks
  438.  
  439. 97
  440. 00:04:25,877 --> 00:04:27,944
  441. it's gonna be
  442. a new pinball machine.
  443.  
  444. 98
  445. 00:04:27,946 --> 00:04:29,446
  446. What do you think,
  447. lady love?
  448.  
  449. 99
  450. 00:04:29,448 --> 00:04:33,083
  451. I'll bet you a shiny nickel
  452. it's a blood pressure machine.
  453.  
  454. 100
  455. 00:04:33,085 --> 00:04:35,185
  456. - Kids love those things.
  457. - Ooh.
  458.  
  459. 101
  460. 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:38,921
  461. Please be a racing game.
  462. Please be a racing game.
  463.  
  464. 102
  465. 00:04:38,923 --> 00:04:40,758
  466. Please be a racing game.
  467.  
  468. 103
  469. 00:04:43,162 --> 00:04:45,862
  470. "Whiffee"? Or, "Wifey"?
  471.  
  472. 104
  473. 00:04:45,864 --> 00:04:49,133
  474. Well, it's either wiffle ball,
  475. or an arranged marriage game.
  476.  
  477. 105
  478. 00:04:49,135 --> 00:04:50,867
  479. It's actually pronounced
  480. "Wi-Fi," Ralph.
  481.  
  482. 106
  483. 00:04:50,869 --> 00:04:52,035
  484. Yeah, that's what I said.
  485.  
  486. 107
  487. 00:04:52,037 --> 00:04:53,769
  488. And Wi-Fi is the Internet...
  489.  
  490. 108
  491. 00:04:53,771 --> 00:04:55,038
  492. which is an online community
  493.  
  494. 109
  495. 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,206
  496. where human beings
  497. go to shop...
  498.  
  499. 110
  500. 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:58,041
  501. and play games and socialize.
  502.  
  503. 111
  504. 00:04:58,043 --> 00:04:59,809
  505. Ooh, fun!
  506.  
  507. 112
  508. 00:04:59,811 --> 00:05:01,211
  509. Oh, no, it is not.
  510.  
  511. 113
  512. 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:03,447
  513. That sign right there
  514. says "Wi-Fi."
  515.  
  516. 114
  517. 00:05:03,449 --> 00:05:05,916
  518. What it should say
  519. is "Die-Fi."
  520.  
  521. 115
  522. 00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:10,154
  523. That's a little humor there.
  524.  
  525. 116
  526. 00:05:10,156 --> 00:05:12,256
  527. But seriously, the Internet
  528. is nothing to laugh at.
  529.  
  530. 117
  531. 00:05:12,258 --> 00:05:14,024
  532. It is new, it is different,
  533.  
  534. 118
  535. 00:05:14,026 --> 00:05:15,459
  536. and therefore
  537. we should fear it.
  538.  
  539. 119
  540. 00:05:15,461 --> 00:05:17,861
  541. So keep out, for Pete's sake,
  542. and get to work.
  543.  
  544. 120
  545. 00:05:17,863 --> 00:05:19,963
  546. The arcade's about to open.
  547.  
  548. 121
  549. 00:05:19,965 --> 00:05:22,833
  550. Figures, we finally get
  551. something new plugged in...
  552.  
  553. 122
  554. 00:05:22,835 --> 00:05:24,767
  555. and we're not even allowed
  556. to go in there.
  557.  
  558. 123
  559. 00:05:24,769 --> 00:05:26,736
  560. Totally not fair.
  561.  
  562. 124
  563. 00:05:26,738 --> 00:05:29,306
  564. A new racing game
  565. would've been cool.
  566.  
  567. 125
  568. 00:05:29,308 --> 00:05:30,340
  569. Something wrong
  570. with your game?
  571.  
  572. 126
  573. 00:05:30,342 --> 00:05:31,909
  574. No, no.
  575.  
  576. 127
  577. 00:05:31,911 --> 00:05:34,311
  578. It's just every bonus level's
  579. been unlocked.
  580.  
  581. 128
  582. 00:05:34,313 --> 00:05:36,313
  583. I know every shortcut.
  584.  
  585. 129
  586. 00:05:36,315 --> 00:05:39,082
  587. Man, I'd kill for even
  588. just a new track.
  589.  
  590. 130
  591. 00:05:39,084 --> 00:05:41,985
  592. New track? You already got,
  593. like, three choices.
  594.  
  595. 131
  596. 00:05:41,987 --> 00:05:43,320
  597. Yeah, I know,
  598. but don't you ever wish
  599.  
  600. 132
  601. 00:05:43,322 --> 00:05:44,755
  602. something new
  603. and different...
  604.  
  605. 133
  606. 00:05:44,757 --> 00:05:46,089
  607. would happen in your game?
  608.  
  609. 134
  610. 00:05:46,091 --> 00:05:47,157
  611. Nope.
  612.  
  613. 135
  614. 00:05:47,159 --> 00:05:50,260
  615. Really? Well,
  616. agree to disagree.
  617.  
  618. 136
  619. 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:52,129
  620. Wait, I don't wanna disagree.
  621.  
  622. 137
  623. 00:05:52,131 --> 00:05:53,830
  624. No, no. It's just
  625. a fancy way to say
  626.  
  627. 138
  628. 00:05:53,832 --> 00:05:55,332
  629. we don't have to
  630. argue about it.
  631.  
  632. 139
  633. 00:05:55,334 --> 00:05:57,167
  634. We're arguing?
  635. I don't wanna argue.
  636.  
  637. 140
  638. 00:05:57,169 --> 00:05:59,870
  639. Relax. Stop making it
  640. a thing.
  641.  
  642. 141
  643. 00:05:59,872 --> 00:06:02,506
  644. Go to work. I'll see you
  645. tonight, stench vessel.
  646.  
  647. 142
  648. 00:06:02,508 --> 00:06:03,473
  649. All right.
  650.  
  651. 143
  652. 00:06:08,814 --> 00:06:11,150
  653. She wants a new track,
  654. I'll give her a new track.
  655.  
  656. 144
  657. 00:06:15,387 --> 00:06:17,323
  658. Come on, Nafisa!
  659. Let's play <i>Sugar Rush!</i>
  660.  
  661. 145
  662. 00:06:18,991 --> 00:06:20,157
  663. Pick Vanellope, Swati.
  664.  
  665. 146
  666. 00:06:20,159 --> 00:06:21,892
  667. She's got
  668. the best superpower.
  669.  
  670. 147
  671. 00:06:21,894 --> 00:06:24,294
  672. Yeah, the glitch. I love her.
  673.  
  674. 148
  675. 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:25,295
  676. <i>Drivers,</i>
  677.  
  678. 149
  679. 00:06:25,297 --> 00:06:27,531
  680. <i>start your engines.</i>
  681.  
  682. 150
  683. 00:06:27,533 --> 00:06:30,400
  684. You're gonna lose today,
  685. Princess.
  686.  
  687. 151
  688. 00:06:30,402 --> 00:06:33,538
  689. While, yes, I am technically
  690. a princess, Taffyta...
  691.  
  692. 152
  693. 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:36,541
  694. I'd rather you just think of
  695. me as plain old Vanellope...
  696.  
  697. 153
  698. 00:06:36,543 --> 00:06:39,042
  699. the racer who's about to
  700. kick your butt.
  701.  
  702. 154
  703. 00:06:39,044 --> 00:06:41,947
  704. <i>Three, two, one, go!</i>
  705.  
  706. 155
  707. 00:06:46,252 --> 00:06:48,988
  708. And pardon me, excuse me,
  709. coming through.
  710.  
  711. 156
  712. 00:06:52,324 --> 00:06:53,857
  713. Whoo-hoo!
  714.  
  715. 157
  716. 00:06:53,859 --> 00:06:55,160
  717. Whoo!
  718.  
  719. 158
  720. 00:06:56,895 --> 00:07:01,198
  721. And one, two, three gumballs
  722. right on cue.
  723.  
  724. 159
  725. 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,166
  726. Yeah, I love it
  727. when she glitches.
  728.  
  729. 160
  730. 00:07:07,973 --> 00:07:09,139
  731. Ooh! Huh.
  732.  
  733. 161
  734. 00:07:09,141 --> 00:07:11,241
  735. Excuse me.
  736. I must have fallen asleep.
  737.  
  738. 162
  739. 00:07:11,243 --> 00:07:13,378
  740. Oh, fun. I'm winning.
  741.  
  742. 163
  743. 00:07:15,382 --> 00:07:17,180
  744. <i>Vanellope takes a huge lead.</i>
  745.  
  746. 164
  747. 00:07:17,182 --> 00:07:19,818
  748. <i>No one's gonna catch her now.</i>
  749.  
  750. 165
  751. 00:07:23,390 --> 00:07:25,556
  752. She's gonna love this.
  753.  
  754. 166
  755. 00:07:27,059 --> 00:07:28,495
  756. Right on time.
  757.  
  758. 167
  759. 00:07:30,929 --> 00:07:32,095
  760. What?
  761.  
  762. 168
  763. 00:07:32,097 --> 00:07:34,066
  764. "Looking for something new...
  765.  
  766. 169
  767. 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:36,367
  768. "and different?
  769.  
  770. 170
  771. 00:07:36,369 --> 00:07:39,437
  772. "Then take this track."
  773.  
  774. 171
  775. 00:07:39,439 --> 00:07:41,472
  776. Oh, Ralph,
  777. you old son-of-a-gun.
  778.  
  779. 172
  780. 00:07:41,474 --> 00:07:43,940
  781. I'd say I got a little time
  782. for a detour.
  783.  
  784. 173
  785. 00:07:43,942 --> 00:07:45,376
  786. Whoa!
  787.  
  788. 174
  789. 00:07:45,378 --> 00:07:48,246
  790. Hey, look, I think
  791. I unlocked a new track.
  792.  
  793. 175
  794. 00:07:48,248 --> 00:07:51,014
  795. Never seen that before.
  796.  
  797. 176
  798. 00:07:52,117 --> 00:07:54,452
  799. This is awesome!
  800.  
  801. 177
  802. 00:07:54,454 --> 00:07:56,621
  803. Hey, thanks, Ralph!
  804.  
  805. 178
  806. 00:07:56,623 --> 00:07:58,423
  807. You're welcome!
  808.  
  809. 179
  810. 00:07:58,425 --> 00:08:00,191
  811. Get back up
  812. on the track, Swati.
  813.  
  814. 180
  815. 00:08:00,193 --> 00:08:01,559
  816. You're going to lose.
  817.  
  818. 181
  819. 00:08:01,561 --> 00:08:04,029
  820. I can't.
  821. It's like it's driving itself.
  822.  
  823. 182
  824. 00:08:06,031 --> 00:08:09,233
  825. Whoo!
  826.  
  827. 183
  828. 00:08:09,235 --> 00:08:11,136
  829. What is wrong with
  830. this thing?
  831.  
  832. 184
  833. 00:08:11,571 --> 00:08:13,471
  834. What?
  835.  
  836. 185
  837. 00:08:19,145 --> 00:08:21,414
  838. No, no!
  839.  
  840. 186
  841. 00:08:21,914 --> 00:08:22,915
  842. Kid!
  843.  
  844. 187
  845. 00:08:30,423 --> 00:08:32,290
  846. Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
  847.  
  848. 188
  849. 00:08:32,292 --> 00:08:34,258
  850. Kid! Kid!
  851.  
  852. 189
  853. 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:35,992
  854. Oh, kid, I'm so sorry,
  855. are you okay?
  856.  
  857. 190
  858. 00:08:35,994 --> 00:08:37,994
  859. Oh, my gosh.
  860.  
  861. 191
  862. 00:08:37,996 --> 00:08:39,430
  863. What an amazing track!
  864.  
  865. 192
  866. 00:08:39,432 --> 00:08:42,266
  867. Thank you, Ralph! Thank you,
  868. thank you, thank you!
  869.  
  870. 193
  871. 00:08:42,268 --> 00:08:43,601
  872. You're welcome!
  873.  
  874. 194
  875. 00:08:43,603 --> 00:08:46,170
  876. You know I take my duty
  877. as your hero very seriously.
  878.  
  879. 195
  880. 00:08:46,172 --> 00:08:47,338
  881. Wait a minute.
  882.  
  883. 196
  884. 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:49,240
  885. You took a serious
  886. doody where?
  887.  
  888. 197
  889. 00:08:51,311 --> 00:08:52,677
  890. Vanellope, get up here.
  891.  
  892. 198
  893. 00:08:52,679 --> 00:08:54,314
  894. We have a situation.
  895.  
  896. 199
  897. 00:08:55,648 --> 00:08:59,517
  898. Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope
  899. racer wasn't working...
  900.  
  901. 200
  902. 00:08:59,519 --> 00:09:02,487
  903. and I think maybe I
  904. turned the wheel too hard.
  905.  
  906. 201
  907. 00:09:02,489 --> 00:09:04,322
  908. - Whoa.
  909. - I'm real sorry.
  910.  
  911. 202
  912. 00:09:04,324 --> 00:09:05,656
  913. It's okay, Swati.
  914.  
  915. 203
  916. 00:09:05,658 --> 00:09:07,525
  917. I think I can get it back
  918. on there pretty easy.
  919.  
  920. 204
  921. 00:09:07,527 --> 00:09:10,027
  922. - What did you do, Ralph?
  923. - Nothing.
  924.  
  925. 205
  926. 00:09:10,029 --> 00:09:11,129
  927. Leave him alone.
  928.  
  929. 206
  930. 00:09:11,131 --> 00:09:13,064
  931. He was just trying to
  932. make the game more exciting.
  933.  
  934. 207
  935. 00:09:13,066 --> 00:09:16,067
  936. Yeah, why don't you relax,
  937. Taffyta? Litwak will fix it.
  938.  
  939. 208
  940. 00:09:16,069 --> 00:09:18,069
  941. All right, on you...
  942.  
  943. 209
  944. 00:09:18,071 --> 00:09:19,670
  945. Oh!
  946.  
  947. 210
  948. 00:09:19,672 --> 00:09:22,006
  949. Okay. Still not a problem.
  950.  
  951. 211
  952. 00:09:22,008 --> 00:09:23,207
  953. He'll just order a new part.
  954.  
  955. 212
  956. 00:09:23,209 --> 00:09:24,475
  957. Well, I'd order a new part...
  958.  
  959. 213
  960. 00:09:24,477 --> 00:09:26,177
  961. but the company
  962. that made <i>Sugar Rush</i>
  963.  
  964. 214
  965. 00:09:26,179 --> 00:09:27,345
  966. went out of business
  967. years ago.
  968.  
  969. 215
  970. 00:09:28,648 --> 00:09:30,214
  971. I can try to find one
  972. on the Internet.
  973.  
  974. 216
  975. 00:09:30,216 --> 00:09:31,315
  976. - Good idea.
  977. - Oh, me too.
  978.  
  979. 217
  980. 00:09:31,317 --> 00:09:33,084
  981. Good luck, that'll be like
  982. finding a needle in a...
  983.  
  984. 218
  985. 00:09:33,086 --> 00:09:34,619
  986. I found one! On ebay!
  987.  
  988. 219
  989. 00:09:34,621 --> 00:09:36,354
  990. Really? How about that?
  991.  
  992. 220
  993. 00:09:36,356 --> 00:09:38,556
  994. See? Those kids
  995. have it under control.
  996.  
  997. 221
  998. 00:09:38,558 --> 00:09:40,591
  999. They're just gonna get
  1000. another wheel from the eboy.
  1001.  
  1002. 222
  1003. 00:09:40,593 --> 00:09:42,393
  1004. Are you
  1005. kidding me? How much?
  1006.  
  1007. 223
  1008. 00:09:42,395 --> 00:09:44,695
  1009. That's more than this game
  1010. makes in a year.
  1011.  
  1012. 224
  1013. 00:09:44,697 --> 00:09:46,330
  1014. Aw, I hate to say it,
  1015.  
  1016. 225
  1017. 00:09:46,332 --> 00:09:48,666
  1018. but my salvage guy
  1019. is coming on Friday...
  1020.  
  1021. 226
  1022. 00:09:48,668 --> 00:09:51,469
  1023. and it might be time to sell
  1024. <i>Sugar Rush</i> for parts.
  1025.  
  1026. 227
  1027. 00:09:51,471 --> 00:09:54,539
  1028. - Aww.
  1029. - Where's he going?
  1030.  
  1031. 228
  1032. 00:09:54,541 --> 00:09:56,207
  1033. Litwak's gonna
  1034. unplug the game.
  1035.  
  1036. 229
  1037. 00:09:56,209 --> 00:09:57,341
  1038. Get out of here!
  1039. Go, scram, let's go, run!
  1040.  
  1041. 230
  1042. 00:09:57,343 --> 00:09:58,777
  1043. Go, run, run,
  1044. run, run!
  1045.  
  1046. 231
  1047. 00:09:58,779 --> 00:09:59,612
  1048. - Let's go!
  1049. - Run!
  1050.  
  1051. 232
  1052. 00:10:08,054 --> 00:10:09,353
  1053. Gangway!
  1054.  
  1055. 233
  1056. 00:10:09,355 --> 00:10:10,388
  1057. Yeah,
  1058. you heard him, gangway!
  1059.  
  1060. 234
  1061. 00:10:10,390 --> 00:10:12,523
  1062. Stop it! No running!
  1063.  
  1064. 235
  1065. 00:10:12,525 --> 00:10:14,425
  1066. What are you people doing
  1067. out of your game,
  1068.  
  1069. 236
  1070. 00:10:14,427 --> 00:10:15,593
  1071. for Peter's sake?
  1072.  
  1073. 237
  1074. 00:10:15,595 --> 00:10:17,562
  1075. The arcade is open!
  1076.  
  1077. 238
  1078. 00:10:17,564 --> 00:10:19,363
  1079. <i>Sugar Rush</i>
  1080. is getting unplugged.
  1081.  
  1082. 239
  1083. 00:10:26,172 --> 00:10:29,440
  1084. - We're homeless!
  1085. - Yeah, yeah, we're homeless!
  1086.  
  1087. 240
  1088. 00:10:29,442 --> 00:10:32,076
  1089. Oh, what are we going to do?
  1090.  
  1091. 241
  1092. 00:10:32,078 --> 00:10:35,480
  1093. Y'all, calm down, calm down.
  1094. Get a hold of yourselves.
  1095.  
  1096. 242
  1097. 00:10:35,482 --> 00:10:37,114
  1098. I don't want to be gameless.
  1099.  
  1100. 243
  1101. 00:10:38,218 --> 00:10:40,318
  1102. An unplugging.
  1103. Good Lord.
  1104.  
  1105. 244
  1106. 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,420
  1107. I haven't seen
  1108. this many gameless characters
  1109.  
  1110. 245
  1111. 00:10:42,422 --> 00:10:44,424
  1112. since <i>Space Invaders</i>
  1113. went down.
  1114.  
  1115. 246
  1116. 00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:46,224
  1117. Um...
  1118.  
  1119. 247
  1120. 00:10:46,226 --> 00:10:48,259
  1121. Where are we gonna live?
  1122.  
  1123. 248
  1124. 00:10:48,261 --> 00:10:50,629
  1125. Well, you can stay here until
  1126. the arcade closes, I guess...
  1127.  
  1128. 249
  1129. 00:10:50,631 --> 00:10:52,163
  1130. and then we'll figure out
  1131.  
  1132. 250
  1133. 00:10:52,165 --> 00:10:54,067
  1134. where the heck
  1135. we're gonna put you all.
  1136.  
  1137. 251
  1138. 00:11:09,082 --> 00:11:10,283
  1139. Okay.
  1140.  
  1141. 252
  1142. 00:11:10,784 --> 00:11:12,484
  1143. Here we go.
  1144.  
  1145. 253
  1146. 00:11:12,486 --> 00:11:13,752
  1147. I raided Gene's fridge.
  1148.  
  1149. 254
  1150. 00:11:13,754 --> 00:11:16,153
  1151. Good news, he's got pie.
  1152.  
  1153. 255
  1154. 00:11:16,155 --> 00:11:17,656
  1155. Took a bunch of his pillows
  1156. and junk, too.
  1157.  
  1158. 256
  1159. 00:11:17,658 --> 00:11:21,092
  1160. I'm thinking we make a fort
  1161. up here, or like a yurt.
  1162.  
  1163. 257
  1164. 00:11:21,094 --> 00:11:22,794
  1165. Or we could take
  1166. these pillows...
  1167.  
  1168. 258
  1169. 00:11:22,796 --> 00:11:24,161
  1170. If we stack them right,
  1171.  
  1172. 259
  1173. 00:11:24,163 --> 00:11:26,264
  1174. we can make an igloo
  1175. out of pillows.
  1176.  
  1177. 260
  1178. 00:11:26,266 --> 00:11:29,434
  1179. Like a pillow igloo.
  1180. Pigloo. Pigloo!
  1181.  
  1182. 261
  1183. 00:11:29,436 --> 00:11:30,402
  1184. So what do you think, kid?
  1185.  
  1186. 262
  1187. 00:11:30,404 --> 00:11:33,474
  1188. Fort, yurt, or the obvious
  1189. best choice, pigloo?
  1190.  
  1191. 263
  1192. 00:11:35,108 --> 00:11:38,477
  1193. I can't believe I don't have
  1194. a game anymore.
  1195.  
  1196. 264
  1197. 00:11:38,479 --> 00:11:41,647
  1198. I mean, like, what am I
  1199. gonna do all day?
  1200.  
  1201. 265
  1202. 00:11:41,649 --> 00:11:44,316
  1203. What? Come on,
  1204. are you kidding?
  1205.  
  1206. 266
  1207. 00:11:44,318 --> 00:11:45,784
  1208. You sleep in,
  1209. you do no work,
  1210.  
  1211. 267
  1212. 00:11:45,786 --> 00:11:48,185
  1213. then you go to Tapper's
  1214. with me every night.
  1215.  
  1216. 268
  1217. 00:11:48,187 --> 00:11:50,154
  1218. I've literally
  1219. just described paradise.
  1220.  
  1221. 269
  1222. 00:11:50,156 --> 00:11:52,156
  1223. But I loved my game.
  1224.  
  1225. 270
  1226. 00:11:52,158 --> 00:11:53,124
  1227. Oh, come on.
  1228.  
  1229. 271
  1230. 00:11:53,126 --> 00:11:54,426
  1231. You were just bellyaching
  1232. about the tracks
  1233.  
  1234. 272
  1235. 00:11:54,428 --> 00:11:55,594
  1236. being too easy.
  1237.  
  1238. 273
  1239. 00:11:55,596 --> 00:11:57,763
  1240. No, that doesn't mean
  1241. I didn't love it.
  1242.  
  1243. 274
  1244. 00:11:57,765 --> 00:12:01,500
  1245. Yeah, sure,
  1246. it was kind of predictable...
  1247.  
  1248. 275
  1249. 00:12:01,502 --> 00:12:06,137
  1250. but still I never really knew
  1251. what might happen in a race.
  1252.  
  1253. 276
  1254. 00:12:06,139 --> 00:12:07,706
  1255. And it's that,
  1256. it's that feeling,
  1257.  
  1258. 277
  1259. 00:12:07,708 --> 00:12:10,676
  1260. that not-knowing-what's-
  1261. coming-next feeling.
  1262.  
  1263. 278
  1264. 00:12:10,678 --> 00:12:14,748
  1265. That's the stuff.
  1266. That feels like life to me.
  1267.  
  1268. 279
  1269. 00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:18,117
  1270. And if I'm not a racer,
  1271. Ralph...
  1272.  
  1273. 280
  1274. 00:12:20,154 --> 00:12:21,486
  1275. what am I?
  1276.  
  1277. 281
  1278. 00:12:21,488 --> 00:12:22,854
  1279. Well, you're my best friend.
  1280.  
  1281. 282
  1282. 00:12:22,856 --> 00:12:24,289
  1283. That's not enough.
  1284.  
  1285. 283
  1286. 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:25,424
  1287. Hey.
  1288.  
  1289. 284
  1290. 00:12:25,426 --> 00:12:27,259
  1291. No, I just...
  1292.  
  1293. 285
  1294. 00:12:27,261 --> 00:12:30,230
  1295. I'm sorry,
  1296. I know I'm being weird.
  1297.  
  1298. 286
  1299. 00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:35,834
  1300. I think maybe I just need
  1301. to be alone right now.
  1302.  
  1303. 287
  1304. 00:12:35,836 --> 00:12:36,870
  1305. Oh.
  1306.  
  1307. 288
  1308. 00:12:37,938 --> 00:12:40,405
  1309. Okay.
  1310.  
  1311. 289
  1312. 00:12:40,407 --> 00:12:42,876
  1313. I'll meet you over at Tapper's
  1314. in a little while, I guess.
  1315.  
  1316. 290
  1317. 00:12:43,844 --> 00:12:45,613
  1318. If you want.
  1319.  
  1320. 291
  1321. 00:12:47,815 --> 00:12:49,414
  1322. <i>All right, now...</i>
  1323.  
  1324. 292
  1325. 00:12:49,416 --> 00:12:50,682
  1326. <i>we found some good homes</i>
  1327.  
  1328. 293
  1329. 00:12:50,684 --> 00:12:52,618
  1330. <i>for so many of our chums</i>
  1331. <i>from</i> Sugar Rush...
  1332.  
  1333. 294
  1334. 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:54,386
  1335. and we're just hoping
  1336. a few more of you
  1337.  
  1338. 295
  1339. 00:12:54,388 --> 00:12:55,554
  1340. will open your doors...
  1341.  
  1342. 296
  1343. 00:12:55,556 --> 00:12:57,556
  1344. and your hearts
  1345. to those in need.
  1346.  
  1347. 297
  1348. 00:12:57,558 --> 00:13:00,359
  1349. Well, I suppose
  1350. that large green olive
  1351.  
  1352. 298
  1353. 00:13:00,361 --> 00:13:02,194
  1354. will fit in nicely
  1355. with my decor.
  1356.  
  1357. 299
  1358. 00:13:02,196 --> 00:13:04,429
  1359. I'm a sour ball.
  1360.  
  1361. 300
  1362. 00:13:04,431 --> 00:13:07,232
  1363. Well, beggars can't be
  1364. choosers, can they?
  1365.  
  1366. 301
  1367. 00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:08,767
  1368. Come along, condiment.
  1369.  
  1370. 302
  1371. 00:13:08,769 --> 00:13:10,535
  1372. Mm-kay.
  1373.  
  1374. 303
  1375. 00:13:10,537 --> 00:13:13,507
  1376. Marvelous.
  1377. That just leaves the racers.
  1378.  
  1379. 304
  1380. 00:13:14,308 --> 00:13:15,907
  1381. We're, like, adorable.
  1382.  
  1383. 305
  1384. 00:13:15,909 --> 00:13:17,676
  1385. You sure are.
  1386.  
  1387. 306
  1388. 00:13:17,678 --> 00:13:19,845
  1389. So, any takers?
  1390.  
  1391. 307
  1392. 00:13:22,416 --> 00:13:23,815
  1393. Um...
  1394.  
  1395. 308
  1396. 00:13:23,817 --> 00:13:25,552
  1397. Anyone?
  1398.  
  1399. 309
  1400. 00:13:28,722 --> 00:13:31,790
  1401. Felix, I know
  1402. we've never once talked about
  1403.  
  1404. 310
  1405. 00:13:31,792 --> 00:13:33,759
  1406. having a family before, but...
  1407.  
  1408. 311
  1409. 00:13:33,761 --> 00:13:35,661
  1410. I know, it feels
  1411. like the kind of thing
  1412.  
  1413. 312
  1414. 00:13:35,663 --> 00:13:37,229
  1415. you just jump into
  1416. with both feet...
  1417.  
  1418. 313
  1419. 00:13:37,231 --> 00:13:38,965
  1420. and nary a plan.
  1421.  
  1422. 314
  1423. 00:13:38,967 --> 00:13:41,767
  1424. Felix and I will
  1425. give them sanctuary.
  1426.  
  1427. 315
  1428. 00:13:42,871 --> 00:13:44,302
  1429. Can I get a quick word
  1430. with you two?
  1431.  
  1432. 316
  1433. 00:13:47,441 --> 00:13:48,707
  1434. Look, I get it.
  1435.  
  1436. 317
  1437. 00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,409
  1438. You've been married
  1439. six years,
  1440.  
  1441. 318
  1442. 00:13:50,411 --> 00:13:51,811
  1443. you're looking to
  1444. spice things up...
  1445.  
  1446. 319
  1447. 00:13:51,813 --> 00:13:53,913
  1448. but trust me,
  1449. adopting 15 children
  1450.  
  1451. 320
  1452. 00:13:53,915 --> 00:13:55,747
  1453. is the wrong kind of spice.
  1454.  
  1455. 321
  1456. 00:13:55,749 --> 00:13:57,683
  1457. Those things
  1458. are basically feral.
  1459.  
  1460. 322
  1461. 00:13:57,685 --> 00:14:02,688
  1462. Pardon me, sir, but those
  1463. youngsters are lambs.
  1464.  
  1465. 323
  1466. 00:14:02,690 --> 00:14:06,491
  1467. Lost little lambs in need of
  1468. two kind, caring shepherds.
  1469.  
  1470. 324
  1471. 00:14:06,493 --> 00:14:07,659
  1472. That's right.
  1473.  
  1474. 325
  1475. 00:14:07,661 --> 00:14:10,830
  1476. Besides, how hard
  1477. can parenting be?
  1478.  
  1479. 326
  1480. 00:14:10,832 --> 00:14:12,664
  1481. You treat the child
  1482. like your best friend...
  1483.  
  1484. 327
  1485. 00:14:12,666 --> 00:14:14,533
  1486. you give them
  1487. everything they want...
  1488.  
  1489. 328
  1490. 00:14:14,535 --> 00:14:15,968
  1491. and you just love
  1492. their little socks off.
  1493.  
  1494. 329
  1495. 00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:17,335
  1496. Right, Tammy?
  1497.  
  1498. 330
  1499. 00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:18,905
  1500. Darn-tootin'.
  1501.  
  1502. 331
  1503. 00:14:18,907 --> 00:14:20,572
  1504. Huh?
  1505.  
  1506. 332
  1507. 00:14:21,642 --> 00:14:22,742
  1508. Come and get it.
  1509.  
  1510. 333
  1511. 00:14:22,744 --> 00:14:23,810
  1512. Get your own candle.
  1513.  
  1514. 334
  1515. 00:14:23,812 --> 00:14:26,478
  1516. Hey, Mom,
  1517. why does your lame TV
  1518.  
  1519. 335
  1520. 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:27,980
  1521. only have one channel?
  1522.  
  1523. 336
  1524. 00:14:27,982 --> 00:14:30,850
  1525. Well,
  1526. hate to say I told ya...
  1527.  
  1528. 337
  1529. 00:14:30,852 --> 00:14:32,451
  1530. Ow!
  1531.  
  1532. 338
  1533. 00:14:43,297 --> 00:14:44,463
  1534. Hey, Tapper?
  1535.  
  1536. 339
  1537. 00:14:44,465 --> 00:14:46,566
  1538. No, Ralph.
  1539. I haven't seen Vanellope.
  1540.  
  1541. 340
  1542. 00:14:46,568 --> 00:14:49,635
  1543. Not since the last time
  1544. you asked me 30 seconds ago.
  1545.  
  1546. 341
  1547. 00:14:49,637 --> 00:14:51,871
  1548. Sorry. I'm just
  1549. worried about her.
  1550.  
  1551. 342
  1552. 00:14:51,873 --> 00:14:55,942
  1553. She's glitching like crazy,
  1554. and acting super insecure.
  1555.  
  1556. 343
  1557. 00:14:55,944 --> 00:14:57,977
  1558. Oh. And get this,
  1559. she said...
  1560.  
  1561. 344
  1562. 00:14:57,979 --> 00:15:00,481
  1563. being friends with me
  1564. wasn't enough for her.
  1565.  
  1566. 345
  1567. 00:15:01,482 --> 00:15:03,348
  1568. Not enough?
  1569. I'm a great friend!
  1570.  
  1571. 346
  1572. 00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:05,017
  1573. Right, Tapper? Right?
  1574.  
  1575. 347
  1576. 00:15:05,019 --> 00:15:07,385
  1577. I'm sorry.
  1578. Who's acting insecure?
  1579.  
  1580. 348
  1581. 00:15:07,387 --> 00:15:08,755
  1582. Ralph, come on.
  1583.  
  1584. 349
  1585. 00:15:08,757 --> 00:15:11,557
  1586. The kid just lost her game.
  1587. Give her a break.
  1588.  
  1589. 350
  1590. 00:15:12,794 --> 00:15:14,660
  1591. There you are... Oh.
  1592.  
  1593. 351
  1594. 00:15:14,662 --> 00:15:15,762
  1595. Hey, Ralph.
  1596.  
  1597. 352
  1598. 00:15:15,764 --> 00:15:18,330
  1599. Hey, Felix. Since when
  1600. do you drink root beer?
  1601.  
  1602. 353
  1603. 00:15:18,332 --> 00:15:19,565
  1604. Since tonight.
  1605.  
  1606. 354
  1607. 00:15:19,567 --> 00:15:21,601
  1608. Yeah, I hear you, buddy.
  1609.  
  1610. 355
  1611. 00:15:21,603 --> 00:15:23,836
  1612. Hey, listen. This one was
  1613. supposed to be for Vanellope.
  1614.  
  1615. 356
  1616. 00:15:23,838 --> 00:15:25,004
  1617. I guess you can have it.
  1618.  
  1619. 357
  1620. 00:15:25,006 --> 00:15:26,739
  1621. Doesn't look like
  1622. she's coming.
  1623.  
  1624. 358
  1625. 00:15:26,741 --> 00:15:27,907
  1626. Thanks.
  1627.  
  1628. 359
  1629. 00:15:27,909 --> 00:15:29,609
  1630. You know,
  1631. I can't help but think
  1632.  
  1633. 360
  1634. 00:15:29,611 --> 00:15:31,811
  1635. this whole mess
  1636. is somehow...
  1637.  
  1638. 361
  1639. 00:15:31,813 --> 00:15:34,514
  1640. partially my fault.
  1641.  
  1642. 362
  1643. 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:37,583
  1644. It figures. Just when
  1645. my life was perfect.
  1646.  
  1647. 363
  1648. 00:15:37,585 --> 00:15:39,418
  1649. Mine was, too.
  1650.  
  1651. 364
  1652. 00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:42,822
  1653. But, hey,
  1654. now I'm a father of 15.
  1655.  
  1656. 365
  1657. 00:15:42,824 --> 00:15:45,424
  1658. Isn't that just a blessing?
  1659.  
  1660. 366
  1661. 00:15:49,063 --> 00:15:52,465
  1662. Eeeee-oh-boy!
  1663.  
  1664. 367
  1665. 00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:54,734
  1666. Wait. What'd
  1667. you say, Felix?
  1668.  
  1669. 368
  1670. 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,936
  1671. Um, isn't that
  1672. just a blessing?
  1673.  
  1674. 369
  1675. 00:15:56,938 --> 00:15:58,538
  1676. No, the weird sound thing.
  1677.  
  1678. 370
  1679. 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,006
  1680. Oh. Eeeee-oh-boy?
  1681.  
  1682. 371
  1683. 00:16:00,008 --> 00:16:02,041
  1684. Yeah. Eee-oh...
  1685.  
  1686. 372
  1687. 00:16:02,043 --> 00:16:03,409
  1688. Sorry, say it again?
  1689.  
  1690. 373
  1691. 00:16:03,411 --> 00:16:05,411
  1692. - Eeeee-oh-boy.
  1693. - Eeeee-oh-boy!
  1694.  
  1695. 374
  1696. 00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:07,547
  1697. - Eee-oh-boy!
  1698. - Eee-boy! Say it again?
  1699.  
  1700. 375
  1701. 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:08,714
  1702. - Eeeee-oh-boy!
  1703. - Eeeee-oh-boy.
  1704.  
  1705. 376
  1706. 00:16:08,716 --> 00:16:11,050
  1707. - Eeeee-oh-boy...
  1708. - eboy! eboy! eboy!
  1709.  
  1710. 377
  1711. 00:16:11,052 --> 00:16:12,151
  1712. - eboy? eboy?
  1713. - eboy.
  1714.  
  1715. 378
  1716. 00:16:12,153 --> 00:16:13,886
  1717. Yeah.
  1718.  
  1719. 379
  1720. 00:16:13,888 --> 00:16:15,087
  1721. Um, what are you getting
  1722. at there, Ralph?
  1723.  
  1724. 380
  1725. 00:16:15,089 --> 00:16:16,856
  1726. That kid out in the arcade
  1727.  
  1728. 381
  1729. 00:16:16,858 --> 00:16:18,491
  1730. said there was
  1731. a steering wheel part...
  1732.  
  1733. 382
  1734. 00:16:18,493 --> 00:16:21,694
  1735. on the Internet, it's
  1736. something called eboy or...
  1737.  
  1738. 383
  1739. 00:16:21,696 --> 00:16:24,096
  1740. ebay! That's it,
  1741. it was ebay!
  1742.  
  1743. 384
  1744. 00:16:24,098 --> 00:16:25,765
  1745. Ralph, are you thinking about
  1746.  
  1747. 385
  1748. 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,100
  1749. going to the Internet
  1750. and finding that part?
  1751.  
  1752. 386
  1753. 00:16:28,102 --> 00:16:29,236
  1754. Getting that part's
  1755. the only thing
  1756.  
  1757. 387
  1758. 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,137
  1759. that's gonna fix the game
  1760. and that's the only thing
  1761.  
  1762. 388
  1763. 00:16:31,139 --> 00:16:33,140
  1764. that's gonna make
  1765. Vanellope happy again.
  1766.  
  1767. 389
  1768. 00:16:33,142 --> 00:16:34,974
  1769. And if <i>Sugar Rush</i> is fixed,
  1770.  
  1771. 390
  1772. 00:16:34,976 --> 00:16:37,109
  1773. all those lovable scamps
  1774. living in my house...
  1775.  
  1776. 391
  1777. 00:16:37,111 --> 00:16:39,512
  1778. and destroying my sanity
  1779.  
  1780. 392
  1781. 00:16:39,514 --> 00:16:41,948
  1782. will have homes
  1783. of their own again!
  1784.  
  1785. 393
  1786. 00:16:41,950 --> 00:16:45,051
  1787. Ralph, this is an important mission.
  1788. A noble mission!
  1789.  
  1790. 394
  1791. 00:16:45,053 --> 00:16:46,052
  1792. I will cover for you.
  1793.  
  1794. 395
  1795. 00:16:46,054 --> 00:16:47,987
  1796. Thanks, pal.
  1797.  
  1798. 396
  1799. 00:16:47,989 --> 00:16:50,656
  1800. Ralph, what about your tab?
  1801. You owe me for the root beer.
  1802.  
  1803. 397
  1804. 00:16:50,658 --> 00:16:52,425
  1805. Oh, Felix is gonna
  1806. cover for me.
  1807.  
  1808. 398
  1809. 00:16:52,427 --> 00:16:54,827
  1810. Drinks on the house, everybody!
  1811. Felix is paying.
  1812.  
  1813. 399
  1814. 00:16:54,829 --> 00:16:56,664
  1815. Shoryuken!
  1816.  
  1817. 400
  1818. 00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,967
  1819. Eeeee-oh-boy.
  1820.  
  1821. 401
  1822. 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,707
  1823. Boo!
  1824.  
  1825. 402
  1826. 00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:09,842
  1827. Ralph, what is wrong
  1828. with you?
  1829.  
  1830. 403
  1831. 00:17:09,844 --> 00:17:11,178
  1832. Start churning butter
  1833.  
  1834. 404
  1835. 00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:13,779
  1836. and put on your church
  1837. shoes, little sister...
  1838.  
  1839. 405
  1840. 00:17:13,781 --> 00:17:16,749
  1841. 'cause we're about to
  1842. blast off!
  1843.  
  1844. 406
  1845. 00:17:16,751 --> 00:17:18,951
  1846. What are you
  1847. even talking about?
  1848.  
  1849. 407
  1850. 00:17:18,953 --> 00:17:20,020
  1851. Oh, we're going to
  1852. the Internet.
  1853.  
  1854. 408
  1855. 00:17:20,022 --> 00:17:20,954
  1856. What?
  1857.  
  1858. 409
  1859. 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,788
  1860. Yeah, to find the part
  1861. to fix your game.
  1862.  
  1863. 410
  1864. 00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:23,856
  1865. No way!
  1866.  
  1867. 411
  1868. 00:17:23,858 --> 00:17:25,092
  1869. Yeah, I probably
  1870. should've just said,
  1871.  
  1872. 412
  1873. 00:17:25,094 --> 00:17:26,859
  1874. "We're going to the Internet."
  1875. We're going to the Internet!
  1876.  
  1877. 413
  1878. 00:17:26,861 --> 00:17:29,062
  1879. Yeah, we are!
  1880.  
  1881. 414
  1882. 00:17:29,064 --> 00:17:31,797
  1883. Hey, Surge,
  1884. are we glad to see you.
  1885.  
  1886. 415
  1887. 00:17:31,799 --> 00:17:33,166
  1888. We want to report
  1889. some malfeasance
  1890.  
  1891. 416
  1892. 00:17:33,168 --> 00:17:34,634
  1893. over by the <i>Whac-A-Mole.</i>
  1894.  
  1895. 417
  1896. 00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,203
  1897. Yeah, we saw
  1898. some undesirables
  1899.  
  1900. 418
  1901. 00:17:36,205 --> 00:17:38,838
  1902. causing a real donnybrook
  1903. over there.
  1904.  
  1905. 419
  1906. 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,974
  1907. Oh, heck no.
  1908. Not on my watch.
  1909.  
  1910. 420
  1911. 00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,177
  1912. Appreciate the tip.
  1913.  
  1914. 421
  1915. 00:17:47,548 --> 00:17:49,548
  1916. So, all we gotta do
  1917. is find this eboy place.
  1918.  
  1919. 422
  1920. 00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:51,151
  1921. - Ebay.
  1922. - Right, ebay.
  1923.  
  1924. 423
  1925. 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,486
  1926. So we go there,
  1927. get the steering wheel...
  1928.  
  1929. 424
  1930. 00:17:53,488 --> 00:17:54,988
  1931. we have it delivered
  1932. to Litwak before Friday.
  1933.  
  1934. 425
  1935. 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,555
  1936. He'll fix your game.
  1937.  
  1938. 426
  1939. 00:17:56,557 --> 00:17:58,125
  1940. Everything goes back
  1941. to the way it was.
  1942.  
  1943. 427
  1944. 00:17:58,127 --> 00:17:59,927
  1945. Boom! Happily ever after.
  1946.  
  1947. 428
  1948. 00:17:59,929 --> 00:18:01,560
  1949. This is a shockingly sound,
  1950.  
  1951. 429
  1952. 00:18:01,562 --> 00:18:03,063
  1953. well-thought-out idea
  1954. for you, Ralph.
  1955.  
  1956. 430
  1957. 00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:04,197
  1958. No offense.
  1959.  
  1960. 431
  1961. 00:18:04,199 --> 00:18:05,731
  1962. I know. And none taken.
  1963.  
  1964. 432
  1965. 00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:06,900
  1966. Ooh, here it comes.
  1967.  
  1968. 433
  1969. 00:18:06,902 --> 00:18:08,969
  1970. Ladies and gentlemen,
  1971. boys and girls...
  1972.  
  1973. 434
  1974. 00:18:08,971 --> 00:18:11,173
  1975. I give you the Internet!
  1976.  
  1977. 435
  1978. 00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:15,876
  1979. Huh.
  1980.  
  1981. 436
  1982. 00:18:15,878 --> 00:18:17,911
  1983. The Internet is
  1984. not nearly as impressive
  1985.  
  1986. 437
  1987. 00:18:17,913 --> 00:18:19,780
  1988. as how Sonic described it.
  1989.  
  1990. 438
  1991. 00:18:19,782 --> 00:18:22,049
  1992. Yeah, I gotta admit,
  1993. I'm underwhelmed.
  1994.  
  1995. 439
  1996. 00:18:22,051 --> 00:18:24,583
  1997. Where do you think
  1998. they keep their ebay?
  1999.  
  2000. 440
  2001. 00:18:24,585 --> 00:18:25,551
  2002. Beats me.
  2003.  
  2004. 441
  2005. 00:18:25,553 --> 00:18:27,653
  2006. Hello, anybody here?
  2007.  
  2008. 442
  2009. 00:18:27,655 --> 00:18:29,089
  2010. Anyone? Hello!
  2011.  
  2012. 443
  2013. 00:18:29,091 --> 00:18:31,258
  2014. We're looking for ebay!
  2015.  
  2016. 444
  2017. 00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:34,161
  2018. Ooh. Did you hear that, kid?
  2019. Sweet echo.
  2020.  
  2021. 445
  2022. 00:18:34,163 --> 00:18:35,628
  2023. Check this out.
  2024.  
  2025. 446
  2026. 00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:41,702
  2027. Hoolie-hoo!
  2028. Hoolie-hoo!
  2029.  
  2030. 447
  2031. 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,904
  2032. Okay, connect to network.
  2033.  
  2034. 448
  2035. 00:18:43,906 --> 00:18:46,006
  2036. Bingo.
  2037.  
  2038. 449
  2039. 00:18:46,008 --> 00:18:50,079
  2040. Password is "high score"
  2041. with a zero instead of an "o."
  2042.  
  2043. 450
  2044. 00:18:50,746 --> 00:18:51,912
  2045. Yes.
  2046.  
  2047. 451
  2048. 00:18:51,914 --> 00:18:54,149
  2049. And we are online.
  2050.  
  2051. 452
  2052. 00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:03,290
  2053. Hoolie-hoo!
  2054.  
  2055. 453
  2056. 00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:05,892
  2057. Hoolie-hoolie-hoo!
  2058.  
  2059. 454
  2060. 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,594
  2061. Ooh, Ralph, look.
  2062.  
  2063. 455
  2064. 00:19:07,596 --> 00:19:09,863
  2065. Cool. Mood lighting.
  2066.  
  2067. 456
  2068. 00:19:14,003 --> 00:19:15,068
  2069. Ahhh! That's a gremlin!
  2070. Stay away! It's a gremlin!
  2071.  
  2072. 457
  2073. 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,538
  2074. It looks like
  2075. a tiny Mr. Litwak.
  2076.  
  2077. 458
  2078. 00:19:18,674 --> 00:19:20,576
  2079. <i>IP address 415-1037-483.</i>
  2080.  
  2081. 459
  2082. 00:19:21,844 --> 00:19:24,011
  2083. Oh, cool! Come on, Ralph,
  2084. let's follow him!
  2085.  
  2086. 460
  2087. 00:19:24,013 --> 00:19:26,179
  2088. Hey, wait for me!
  2089. Kid, come back! Wait!
  2090.  
  2091. 461
  2092. 00:19:26,181 --> 00:19:28,148
  2093. Hey!
  2094. Don't leave without me!
  2095.  
  2096. 462
  2097. 00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:29,616
  2098. <i>IP address 415-1037-483.</i>
  2099.  
  2100. 463
  2101. 00:19:30,619 --> 00:19:31,920
  2102. Vanellope!
  2103.  
  2104. 464
  2105. 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,722
  2106. I can't breathe.
  2107. I don't fit.
  2108.  
  2109. 465
  2110. 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,328
  2111. Whoo-hoo!
  2112.  
  2113. 466
  2114. 00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:44,631
  2115. Yeah! Whoo!
  2116.  
  2117. 467
  2118. 00:19:56,812 --> 00:19:58,011
  2119. Kid!
  2120.  
  2121. 468
  2122. 00:19:58,013 --> 00:19:59,813
  2123. Ralph! Isn't this great?
  2124.  
  2125. 469
  2126. 00:19:59,815 --> 00:20:01,715
  2127. No, it is not!
  2128.  
  2129. 470
  2130. 00:20:01,717 --> 00:20:03,118
  2131. Whoo-hoo!
  2132.  
  2133. 471
  2134. 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,390
  2135. No, no, no.
  2136.  
  2137. 472
  2138. 00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:16,299
  2139. Whoa!
  2140.  
  2141. 473
  2142. 00:20:45,228 --> 00:20:47,261
  2143. Sweet mother
  2144. of monkey milk!
  2145.  
  2146. 474
  2147. 00:20:47,263 --> 00:20:49,297
  2148. Whoa!
  2149.  
  2150. 475
  2151. 00:20:49,299 --> 00:20:51,765
  2152. Kid, I don't think
  2153. we're in Litwak's anymore.
  2154.  
  2155. 476
  2156. 00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:54,734
  2157. We most certainly
  2158. are not, friendo.
  2159.  
  2160. 477
  2161. 00:20:54,736 --> 00:20:57,840
  2162. We are in the Internet!
  2163. Come on, Ralph!
  2164.  
  2165. 478
  2166. 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:08,349
  2167. Holy cow!
  2168.  
  2169. 479
  2170. 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,716
  2171. Look at all this stuff.
  2172.  
  2173. 480
  2174. 00:21:09,718 --> 00:21:11,017
  2175. Whoa.
  2176.  
  2177. 481
  2178. 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:14,890
  2179. This is the most beautiful
  2180. miracle I've ever seen.
  2181.  
  2182. 482
  2183. 00:21:16,159 --> 00:21:17,958
  2184. But it's so big.
  2185.  
  2186. 483
  2187. 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,194
  2188. It goes on
  2189. forever and ever.
  2190.  
  2191. 484
  2192. 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,728
  2193. How are we
  2194. possibly gonna find
  2195.  
  2196. 485
  2197. 00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:22,929
  2198. ebay out there?
  2199.  
  2200. 486
  2201. 00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:25,732
  2202. Hey, kid. Kid, don't worry.
  2203.  
  2204. 487
  2205. 00:21:25,734 --> 00:21:26,968
  2206. I'm sure
  2207. there's someone out here
  2208.  
  2209. 488
  2210. 00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:28,970
  2211. who could give us directions.
  2212. Oh!
  2213.  
  2214. 489
  2215. 00:21:28,972 --> 00:21:30,371
  2216. Look at that little egg guy.
  2217.  
  2218. 490
  2219. 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,106
  2220. He's got on one of those hats
  2221. that smart people wear.
  2222.  
  2223. 491
  2224. 00:21:32,108 --> 00:21:33,941
  2225. I bet he could
  2226. help us. Come on.
  2227.  
  2228. 492
  2229. 00:21:33,943 --> 00:21:35,709
  2230. Welcome back
  2231. to the search bar, madam.
  2232.  
  2233. 493
  2234. 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:36,776
  2235. I hope you were able
  2236. to find
  2237.  
  2238. 494
  2239. 00:21:36,778 --> 00:21:38,412
  2240. a satisfactory
  2241. breakfast burrito...
  2242.  
  2243. 495
  2244. 00:21:38,414 --> 00:21:41,182
  2245. based upon the search results
  2246. I provided this morning.
  2247.  
  2248. 496
  2249. 00:21:41,184 --> 00:21:43,918
  2250. What can KnowsMore
  2251. help you find now?
  2252.  
  2253. 497
  2254. 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,354
  2255. Where can I find ballet...?
  2256.  
  2257. 498
  2258. 00:21:46,356 --> 00:21:48,222
  2259. Ballet shoes? Ballet classes?
  2260. Ballet folklorico?
  2261.  
  2262. 499
  2263. 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,357
  2264. ...tights?
  2265.  
  2266. 500
  2267. 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:50,424
  2268. <i>Girls' size small.</i>
  2269.  
  2270. 501
  2271. 00:21:50,426 --> 00:21:53,427
  2272. Oh, little Madeline's
  2273. trying ballet now, is she?
  2274.  
  2275. 502
  2276. 00:21:53,429 --> 00:21:55,265
  2277. I hope this lasts longer
  2278. than the soccer phase.
  2279.  
  2280. 503
  2281. 00:21:58,001 --> 00:21:59,133
  2282. Hmm.
  2283.  
  2284. 504
  2285. 00:21:59,135 --> 00:22:01,002
  2286. I found 23 million results
  2287.  
  2288. 505
  2289. 00:22:01,004 --> 00:22:03,404
  2290. for ballet tights,
  2291. girls' size small.
  2292.  
  2293. 506
  2294. 00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:04,740
  2295. Isn't that interesting?
  2296.  
  2297. 507
  2298. 00:22:06,042 --> 00:22:09,243
  2299. <i>Redirecting
  2300. to DesmondsTutus.com.</i>
  2301.  
  2302. 508
  2303. 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,045
  2304. They never say thank you.
  2305.  
  2306. 509
  2307. 00:22:11,047 --> 00:22:13,080
  2308. Oh, hello, sir.
  2309.  
  2310. 510
  2311. 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,049
  2312. Interesting, you don't seem to
  2313. have a search history.
  2314.  
  2315. 511
  2316. 00:22:15,051 --> 00:22:16,484
  2317. Well, let's start one for you.
  2318.  
  2319. 512
  2320. 00:22:16,486 --> 00:22:18,252
  2321. What can KnowsMore
  2322. help you find today?
  2323.  
  2324. 513
  2325. 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,021
  2326. - Um...
  2327. - Umbrella. Umbrage.
  2328.  
  2329. 514
  2330. 00:22:20,023 --> 00:22:21,756
  2331. - Umami. Uma Thurman.
  2332. - No.
  2333.  
  2334. 515
  2335. 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,758
  2336. Noah's Ark. No Doubt.
  2337. Nordstrom Rack.
  2338.  
  2339. 516
  2340. 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,026
  2341. Err.
  2342.  
  2343. 517
  2344. 00:22:25,028 --> 00:22:28,462
  2345. Ergonomics. Urban Outfitters.
  2346. Urkel, played by Jaleel White.
  2347.  
  2348. 518
  2349. 00:22:28,464 --> 00:22:30,298
  2350. Looks like no one put
  2351. Humpty Dumpty together again.
  2352.  
  2353. 519
  2354. 00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:32,166
  2355. This guy's
  2356. a little soft-boiled.
  2357.  
  2358. 520
  2359. 00:22:32,168 --> 00:22:33,301
  2360. I'm pretty sure
  2361. he's just trying to
  2362.  
  2363. 521
  2364. 00:22:33,303 --> 00:22:34,802
  2365. guess what you're gonna say.
  2366.  
  2367. 522
  2368. 00:22:34,804 --> 00:22:36,070
  2369. Yes. I'm sorry,
  2370.  
  2371. 523
  2372. 00:22:36,072 --> 00:22:38,839
  2373. but my autofill
  2374. is a touch aggressive today.
  2375.  
  2376. 524
  2377. 00:22:38,841 --> 00:22:41,175
  2378. Let me try.
  2379. ebay <i>Sugar Rush</i>
  2380.  
  2381. 525
  2382. 00:22:41,177 --> 00:22:42,111
  2383. steering wheel.
  2384.  
  2385. 526
  2386. 00:22:44,214 --> 00:22:45,146
  2387. Oh.
  2388.  
  2389. 527
  2390. 00:22:45,148 --> 00:22:48,049
  2391. I only found one result
  2392. for your query.
  2393.  
  2394. 528
  2395. 00:22:48,051 --> 00:22:49,452
  2396. Hmm. Isn't that interesting?
  2397.  
  2398. 529
  2399. 00:22:51,254 --> 00:22:52,820
  2400. What? How did you...?
  2401.  
  2402. 530
  2403. 00:22:52,822 --> 00:22:54,522
  2404. Ah, the Internet's
  2405. very intuitive.
  2406.  
  2407. 531
  2408. 00:22:54,524 --> 00:22:56,424
  2409. Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore.
  2410.  
  2411. 532
  2412. 00:22:56,426 --> 00:22:58,192
  2413. Well, you're welcome.
  2414.  
  2415. 533
  2416. 00:22:58,194 --> 00:22:59,927
  2417. <i>Redirecting to ebay.</i>
  2418.  
  2419. 534
  2420. 00:23:01,364 --> 00:23:05,333
  2421. I like her.
  2422. What a delightful girl.
  2423.  
  2424. 535
  2425. 00:23:05,335 --> 00:23:07,802
  2426. <i>Slow traffic
  2427. will be fined for speeds</i>
  2428.  
  2429. 536
  2430. 00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:10,039
  2431. <i>less than three megabytes
  2432. per second.</i>
  2433.  
  2434. 537
  2435. 00:23:36,866 --> 00:23:38,366
  2436. Wow, I guess
  2437. we know where to go
  2438.  
  2439. 538
  2440. 00:23:38,368 --> 00:23:41,168
  2441. if we ever need
  2442. a pair of goggles.
  2443.  
  2444. 539
  2445. 00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:43,004
  2446. There's a whole building
  2447. full of them.
  2448.  
  2449. 540
  2450. 00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,475
  2451. Oh! There it is! ebay!
  2452.  
  2453. 541
  2454. 00:23:53,116 --> 00:23:54,416
  2455. Ralph, we're really
  2456. gonna do it.
  2457.  
  2458. 542
  2459. 00:23:54,418 --> 00:23:56,317
  2460. We're actually gonna
  2461. save my game.
  2462.  
  2463. 543
  2464. 00:23:56,319 --> 00:23:57,552
  2465. Told you not to worry.
  2466.  
  2467. 544
  2468. 00:23:57,554 --> 00:24:01,055
  2469. We just gotta keep our eyes
  2470. on the prize and stay focused.
  2471.  
  2472. 545
  2473. 00:24:01,057 --> 00:24:03,324
  2474. Get rid of belly fat
  2475. using this one weird trick.
  2476.  
  2477. 546
  2478. 00:24:03,326 --> 00:24:04,959
  2479. Ooh! I love weird tricks.
  2480.  
  2481. 547
  2482. 00:24:04,961 --> 00:24:05,893
  2483. Sassy housewives
  2484. want to meet you.
  2485.  
  2486. 548
  2487. 00:24:05,895 --> 00:24:07,194
  2488. They do?
  2489.  
  2490. 549
  2491. 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:08,229
  2492. Congratulations,
  2493. you're a winner!
  2494.  
  2495. 550
  2496. 00:24:08,231 --> 00:24:09,130
  2497. Really?
  2498.  
  2499. 551
  2500. 00:24:09,132 --> 00:24:10,898
  2501. These ten child stars
  2502. went to prison.
  2503.  
  2504. 552
  2505. 00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:12,066
  2506. Number six will amaze you.
  2507.  
  2508. 553
  2509. 00:24:12,068 --> 00:24:13,234
  2510. Ooh. That sounds
  2511. interesting.
  2512.  
  2513. 554
  2514. 00:24:13,236 --> 00:24:14,436
  2515. Wanna get rich
  2516. playing video games?
  2517.  
  2518. 555
  2519. 00:24:14,438 --> 00:24:15,604
  2520. Click here
  2521. to find out how.
  2522.  
  2523. 556
  2524. 00:24:15,606 --> 00:24:17,004
  2525. Ralph, come on!
  2526.  
  2527. 557
  2528. 00:24:17,006 --> 00:24:18,939
  2529. But there's a lot of
  2530. cool stuff here.
  2531.  
  2532. 558
  2533. 00:24:18,941 --> 00:24:21,343
  2534. I'll be right here if you
  2535. change your mind, brother.
  2536.  
  2537. 559
  2538. 00:24:21,345 --> 00:24:22,243
  2539. Ooh, how about you, lady?
  2540.  
  2541. 560
  2542. 00:24:22,245 --> 00:24:23,846
  2543. You wanna get rich
  2544. playing video games?
  2545.  
  2546. 561
  2547. 00:24:28,419 --> 00:24:30,151
  2548. Ladies and gentlemen,
  2549. the next item up...
  2550.  
  2551. 562
  2552. 00:24:30,153 --> 00:24:32,053
  2553. a black velvet painting
  2554. of a sorrowful kitten.
  2555.  
  2556. 563
  2557. 00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:33,622
  2558. Bidding starts at 49.99.
  2559.  
  2560. 564
  2561. 00:24:33,624 --> 00:24:34,523
  2562. 850 for the beaver,
  2563.  
  2564. 565
  2565. 00:24:34,525 --> 00:24:35,858
  2566. the beautifully
  2567. taxidermied beaver...
  2568.  
  2569. 566
  2570. 00:24:38,462 --> 00:24:40,262
  2571. ...a gently used
  2572. artificial hip...
  2573.  
  2574. 567
  2575. 00:24:40,264 --> 00:24:42,264
  2576. and the bidding's open
  2577. at $10. Do I hear 20?
  2578.  
  2579. 568
  2580. 00:24:42,266 --> 00:24:43,632
  2581. Do I hear 350?
  2582. Who'll give me 350?
  2583.  
  2584. 569
  2585. 00:24:43,634 --> 00:24:44,599
  2586. 50, 50, 50 now.
  2587.  
  2588. 570
  2589. 00:24:44,601 --> 00:24:46,100
  2590. - Who'll give me 350?
  2591. - <i>400!</i>
  2592.  
  2593. 571
  2594. 00:24:46,102 --> 00:24:47,436
  2595. Going once,
  2596. going twice and sold!
  2597.  
  2598. 572
  2599. 00:24:47,438 --> 00:24:48,603
  2600. The tortilla chip shaped like
  2601.  
  2602. 573
  2603. 00:24:48,605 --> 00:24:51,540
  2604. international superstar Beyonce Knowles...
  2605. goes for 400.
  2606.  
  2607. 574
  2608. 00:24:51,542 --> 00:24:53,308
  2609. <i>Yay! So happy.</i>
  2610.  
  2611. 575
  2612. 00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:55,410
  2613. Are you understanding
  2614. how this game works?
  2615.  
  2616. 576
  2617. 00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:58,580
  2618. I think all you have to do is
  2619. yell out the biggest number...
  2620.  
  2621. 577
  2622. 00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:01,116
  2623. and then you win this stuff.
  2624.  
  2625. 578
  2626. 00:25:01,118 --> 00:25:03,017
  2627. And I thought
  2628. Qbert's game was weird.
  2629.  
  2630. 579
  2631. 00:25:03,019 --> 00:25:03,984
  2632. Hey, kid, hop up here...
  2633.  
  2634. 580
  2635. 00:25:03,986 --> 00:25:05,287
  2636. and see if you can tell
  2637.  
  2638. 581
  2639. 00:25:05,289 --> 00:25:06,156
  2640. where they keep
  2641. their steering wheels.
  2642.  
  2643. 582
  2644. 00:25:06,989 --> 00:25:08,290
  2645. Uh, there's a bunch of
  2646.  
  2647. 583
  2648. 00:25:08,292 --> 00:25:10,559
  2649. sports memberabilia.
  2650.  
  2651. 584
  2652. 00:25:10,561 --> 00:25:13,462
  2653. And big baby clothes
  2654. called "lingerie."
  2655.  
  2656. 585
  2657. 00:25:13,464 --> 00:25:15,664
  2658. - Huh.
  2659. - Go to the right, move right.
  2660.  
  2661. 586
  2662. 00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:18,400
  2663. Oh. There's a row with a
  2664. bunch of old video game junk!
  2665.  
  2666. 587
  2667. 00:25:18,402 --> 00:25:20,569
  2668. Oh, there it is!
  2669. There it is! I see it!
  2670.  
  2671. 588
  2672. 00:25:20,571 --> 00:25:22,104
  2673. Oh, someone else
  2674. is trying to win it.
  2675.  
  2676. 589
  2677. 00:25:22,106 --> 00:25:23,705
  2678. Come on! Hurry, let's go!
  2679.  
  2680. 590
  2681. 00:25:23,707 --> 00:25:24,773
  2682. We got 275.
  2683.  
  2684. 591
  2685. 00:25:24,775 --> 00:25:27,008
  2686. And with 30 seconds left
  2687. in the auction, we have 275.
  2688.  
  2689. 592
  2690. 00:25:27,010 --> 00:25:28,310
  2691. Move! Move! Hey!
  2692.  
  2693. 593
  2694. 00:25:28,312 --> 00:25:29,678
  2695. - That's ours! Out of the way!
  2696. - Do I hear a three?
  2697.  
  2698. 594
  2699. 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,046
  2700. - I'll give you three!
  2701. - I got three!
  2702.  
  2703. 595
  2704. 00:25:31,048 --> 00:25:32,280
  2705. Can I get a 305? 305?
  2706. Can I get a 3-5?
  2707.  
  2708. 596
  2709. 00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:34,282
  2710. - <i>305.</i>
  2711. - 305, can I get a 310?
  2712.  
  2713. 597
  2714. 00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:35,617
  2715. - Can you bid 310?
  2716. - 310.
  2717.  
  2718. 598
  2719. 00:25:35,619 --> 00:25:37,285
  2720. - <i>315.</i>
  2721. - 320.
  2722.  
  2723. 599
  2724. 00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:38,353
  2725. <i>325.</i>
  2726.  
  2727. 600
  2728. 00:25:38,355 --> 00:25:40,288
  2729. Oh, man, this guy is good.
  2730.  
  2731. 601
  2732. 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:42,057
  2733. He keeps coming up with
  2734. numbers like it's nothing.
  2735.  
  2736. 602
  2737. 00:25:42,059 --> 00:25:44,226
  2738. I have three-and-a-quarter.
  2739. Do I hear 350?
  2740.  
  2741. 603
  2742. 00:25:44,228 --> 00:25:45,527
  2743. - 350? 350?
  2744. - Watch this.
  2745.  
  2746. 604
  2747. 00:25:45,529 --> 00:25:46,495
  2748. 1,000!
  2749.  
  2750. 605
  2751. 00:25:46,497 --> 00:25:48,029
  2752. 1,000!
  2753.  
  2754. 606
  2755. 00:25:48,031 --> 00:25:49,297
  2756. We now have a bid of 1,000!
  2757.  
  2758. 607
  2759. 00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:51,533
  2760. Way to go, kid!
  2761. That is a huge number.
  2762.  
  2763. 608
  2764. 00:25:51,535 --> 00:25:53,101
  2765. - Thank you.
  2766. - Check this out.
  2767.  
  2768. 609
  2769. 00:25:53,103 --> 00:25:54,669
  2770. 15,000!
  2771.  
  2772. 610
  2773. 00:25:54,671 --> 00:25:56,638
  2774. 15,000! Do I hear 15-5?
  2775.  
  2776. 611
  2777. 00:25:57,741 --> 00:25:59,274
  2778. 15-fiver!
  2779.  
  2780. 612
  2781. 00:25:59,276 --> 00:26:00,609
  2782. - 16!
  2783. - 17!
  2784.  
  2785. 613
  2786. 00:26:00,611 --> 00:26:01,710
  2787. - 18!
  2788. - 20!
  2789.  
  2790. 614
  2791. 00:26:01,712 --> 00:26:03,445
  2792. - 23!
  2793. - 25!
  2794.  
  2795. 615
  2796. 00:26:03,447 --> 00:26:05,313
  2797. - 27!
  2798. - 27 and one!
  2799.  
  2800. 616
  2801. 00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:07,749
  2802. And sold! For 27,001...
  2803.  
  2804. 617
  2805. 00:26:07,751 --> 00:26:09,217
  2806. to the barefoot hobo
  2807.  
  2808. 618
  2809. 00:26:09,219 --> 00:26:10,519
  2810. in the broken overalls.
  2811.  
  2812. 619
  2813. 00:26:10,521 --> 00:26:11,686
  2814. Hey, that's me!
  2815.  
  2816. 620
  2817. 00:26:11,688 --> 00:26:13,021
  2818. - We won!
  2819. - We won!
  2820.  
  2821. 621
  2822. 00:26:13,023 --> 00:26:14,189
  2823. Congratulations.
  2824. Here's your voucher
  2825.  
  2826. 622
  2827. 00:26:14,191 --> 00:26:16,625
  2828. for auction item 197324579.
  2829.  
  2830. 623
  2831. 00:26:16,627 --> 00:26:18,495
  2832. Please take it to checkout
  2833. for processing.
  2834.  
  2835. 624
  2836. 00:26:19,463 --> 00:26:21,329
  2837. So, we are set to ship
  2838.  
  2839. 625
  2840. 00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:22,631
  2841. one <i>Sugar Rush</i>
  2842. steering wheel...
  2843.  
  2844. 626
  2845. 00:26:22,633 --> 00:26:24,366
  2846. Mmm-hmm.
  2847. - ...to a Litwak's Family
  2848.  
  2849. 627
  2850. 00:26:24,368 --> 00:26:25,667
  2851. FunLand in Los Aburridos,
  2852. California.
  2853.  
  2854. 628
  2855. 00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:26,735
  2856. Yep!
  2857.  
  2858. 629
  2859. 00:26:26,737 --> 00:26:28,103
  2860. With expedited shipping,
  2861.  
  2862. 630
  2863. 00:26:28,105 --> 00:26:30,205
  2864. that should arrive
  2865. Wednesday morning.
  2866.  
  2867. 631
  2868. 00:26:30,207 --> 00:26:32,674
  2869. That's two whole days before
  2870. Litwak scraps your game.
  2871.  
  2872. 632
  2873. 00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:34,543
  2874. We're way ahead of schedule.
  2875.  
  2876. 633
  2877. 00:26:34,545 --> 00:26:35,745
  2878. We rule!
  2879.  
  2880. 634
  2881. 00:26:35,747 --> 00:26:38,013
  2882. I'll just need
  2883. a credit card number.
  2884.  
  2885. 635
  2886. 00:26:38,015 --> 00:26:39,715
  2887. Sorry, what's a
  2888. credit card number?
  2889.  
  2890. 636
  2891. 00:26:39,717 --> 00:26:42,184
  2892. A credit card number.
  2893.  
  2894. 637
  2895. 00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:44,388
  2896. Number. Right.
  2897. Uh, seven.
  2898.  
  2899. 638
  2900. 00:26:45,022 --> 00:26:46,388
  2901. Excuse me?
  2902.  
  2903. 639
  2904. 00:26:46,390 --> 00:26:49,424
  2905. Sorry, no. You're right,
  2906. ridiculous. I meant 11.
  2907.  
  2908. 640
  2909. 00:26:49,426 --> 00:26:51,226
  2910. Those aren't
  2911. credit card numbers.
  2912.  
  2913. 641
  2914. 00:26:51,228 --> 00:26:52,728
  2915. I'm pretty sure they are.
  2916.  
  2917. 642
  2918. 00:26:52,730 --> 00:26:54,429
  2919. How exactly do you intend
  2920. to pay for this item, sir?
  2921.  
  2922. 643
  2923. 00:26:54,431 --> 00:26:56,666
  2924. You owe $27,001.
  2925.  
  2926. 644
  2927. 00:26:56,668 --> 00:26:58,233
  2928. What?
  2929.  
  2930. 645
  2931. 00:26:58,235 --> 00:27:00,636
  2932. Dollars? Dollars like money?
  2933.  
  2934. 646
  2935. 00:27:00,638 --> 00:27:03,505
  2936. Yes, and if you don't
  2937. have a credit card...
  2938.  
  2939. 647
  2940. 00:27:03,507 --> 00:27:05,407
  2941. we also accept PayPal,
  2942. Venmo,
  2943.  
  2944. 648
  2945. 00:27:05,409 --> 00:27:07,442
  2946. ProPay, SquareCash
  2947. and BuzzzyBucks.
  2948.  
  2949. 649
  2950. 00:27:07,444 --> 00:27:09,144
  2951. Uh...
  2952.  
  2953. 650
  2954. 00:27:09,146 --> 00:27:10,748
  2955. You're gonna laugh. Okay.
  2956.  
  2957. 651
  2958. 00:27:12,717 --> 00:27:16,551
  2959. So this big galoot, he
  2960. left his wallet at home.
  2961.  
  2962. 652
  2963. 00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:19,421
  2964. Yeah, yeah, I did leave
  2965. my wallet at home,
  2966.  
  2967. 653
  2968. 00:27:19,423 --> 00:27:21,258
  2969. in my wallet room.
  2970. And the door's locked.
  2971.  
  2972. 654
  2973. 00:27:21,693 --> 00:27:23,225
  2974. Uh-huh.
  2975.  
  2976. 655
  2977. 00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:25,494
  2978. Look. If you don't pay
  2979. within 24 hours...
  2980.  
  2981. 656
  2982. 00:27:25,496 --> 00:27:27,663
  2983. you will be in violation
  2984. of the unpaid item policy...
  2985.  
  2986. 657
  2987. 00:27:27,665 --> 00:27:30,131
  2988. you will forfeit the bid,
  2989. and you will lose this item.
  2990.  
  2991. 658
  2992. 00:27:30,133 --> 00:27:31,134
  2993. Next!
  2994.  
  2995. 659
  2996. 00:27:33,437 --> 00:27:34,637
  2997. Hey, buddy,
  2998. you going to eboy?
  2999.  
  3000. 660
  3001. 00:27:34,639 --> 00:27:36,739
  3002. Well, I got some free advice
  3003. for you. Don't.
  3004.  
  3005. 661
  3006. 00:27:36,741 --> 00:27:38,741
  3007. What a scam!
  3008.  
  3009. 662
  3010. 00:27:38,743 --> 00:27:41,513
  3011. We were so close,
  3012. and we would have gotten...
  3013.  
  3014. 663
  3015. 00:27:42,614 --> 00:27:44,714
  3016. Look, their signs
  3017. aren't even real!
  3018.  
  3019. 664
  3020. 00:27:50,087 --> 00:27:52,522
  3021. What the heck? Dang Internet.
  3022.  
  3023. 665
  3024. 00:27:55,793 --> 00:27:59,160
  3025. Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.
  3026.  
  3027. 666
  3028. 00:27:59,162 --> 00:28:01,329
  3029. Hey, kid. What's going on?
  3030. What's wrong?
  3031.  
  3032. 667
  3033. 00:28:01,331 --> 00:28:02,498
  3034. If I don't have
  3035. a steering wheel,
  3036.  
  3037. 668
  3038. 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:04,700
  3039. I don't have a game,
  3040. I'm gameless.
  3041.  
  3042. 669
  3043. 00:28:04,702 --> 00:28:07,670
  3044. There's only one steering
  3045. wheel in the whole Internet...
  3046.  
  3047. 670
  3048. 00:28:07,672 --> 00:28:10,473
  3049. and we blew our chance
  3050. to get it. We blew it!
  3051.  
  3052. 671
  3053. 00:28:10,475 --> 00:28:12,441
  3054. Hey, hey, hey, calm down.
  3055.  
  3056. 672
  3057. 00:28:12,443 --> 00:28:14,175
  3058. We came here
  3059. to save your game,
  3060.  
  3061. 673
  3062. 00:28:14,177 --> 00:28:15,277
  3063. and that's what
  3064. we're gonna do.
  3065.  
  3066. 674
  3067. 00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:16,345
  3068. Right.
  3069.  
  3070. 675
  3071. 00:28:16,347 --> 00:28:17,713
  3072. - Okay?
  3073. - Okay, yeah.
  3074.  
  3075. 676
  3076. 00:28:19,182 --> 00:28:21,149
  3077. There you go.
  3078.  
  3079. 677
  3080. 00:28:21,151 --> 00:28:23,352
  3081. Now look,
  3082. all we got to do...
  3083.  
  3084. 678
  3085. 00:28:23,354 --> 00:28:26,455
  3086. is figure out a way to earn
  3087. a little bit of moola.
  3088.  
  3089. 679
  3090. 00:28:26,457 --> 00:28:29,859
  3091. We're video game characters,
  3092. Ralph. We don't have moola.
  3093.  
  3094. 680
  3095. 00:28:29,861 --> 00:28:31,561
  3096. Unless you can think
  3097. of some magical way
  3098.  
  3099. 681
  3100. 00:28:31,563 --> 00:28:34,365
  3101. to get rich
  3102. playing video games.
  3103.  
  3104. 682
  3105. 00:28:37,669 --> 00:28:39,635
  3106. Wanna get rich
  3107. playing video games?
  3108.  
  3109. 683
  3110. 00:28:39,637 --> 00:28:41,470
  3111. Click right here
  3112. to find out how.
  3113.  
  3114. 684
  3115. 00:28:41,472 --> 00:28:43,539
  3116. Back off, pop-up!
  3117.  
  3118. 685
  3119. 00:28:43,541 --> 00:28:44,807
  3120. Right this way, miss.
  3121.  
  3122. 686
  3123. 00:28:44,809 --> 00:28:46,509
  3124. Dang pop-up blockers.
  3125.  
  3126. 687
  3127. 00:28:46,511 --> 00:28:48,844
  3128. Why does everybody
  3129. gotta be so mean?
  3130.  
  3131. 688
  3132. 00:28:48,846 --> 00:28:51,213
  3133. Ooh! There he is! Oh, thank
  3134. goodness you're still here!
  3135.  
  3136. 689
  3137. 00:28:51,215 --> 00:28:54,383
  3138. Me and my friend here, we got
  3139. 24 hours to make $27,001...
  3140.  
  3141. 690
  3142. 00:28:54,385 --> 00:28:55,718
  3143. or she loses her game.
  3144.  
  3145. 691
  3146. 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:56,886
  3147. Yeah, can you please tell us
  3148.  
  3149. 692
  3150. 00:28:56,888 --> 00:28:59,188
  3151. how to get rich
  3152. playing video games?
  3153.  
  3154. 693
  3155. 00:28:59,190 --> 00:29:00,890
  3156. You bet!
  3157.  
  3158. 694
  3159. 00:29:00,892 --> 00:29:03,326
  3160. Come on, click here, and
  3161. I'll take you to my website.
  3162.  
  3163. 695
  3164. 00:29:06,598 --> 00:29:09,398
  3165. You got an ample carriage
  3166. there, buster.
  3167.  
  3168. 696
  3169. 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,666
  3170. Causing a little drag.
  3171.  
  3172. 697
  3173. 00:29:10,668 --> 00:29:11,867
  3174. Sorry. You're getting close
  3175. to the edge.
  3176.  
  3177. 698
  3178. 00:29:11,869 --> 00:29:12,969
  3179. Huh?
  3180.  
  3181. 699
  3182. 00:29:12,971 --> 00:29:15,905
  3183. You see the...?
  3184. The edge. The edge!
  3185.  
  3186. 700
  3187. 00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:20,676
  3188. By the way,
  3189. my name is JP Spamley...
  3190.  
  3191. 701
  3192. 00:29:20,678 --> 00:29:22,211
  3193. and I'd like to welcome
  3194. the both of you
  3195.  
  3196. 702
  3197. 00:29:22,213 --> 00:29:23,746
  3198. to the Spamley family.
  3199.  
  3200. 703
  3201. 00:29:25,383 --> 00:29:28,551
  3202. All right,
  3203. step into my parlor.
  3204.  
  3205. 704
  3206. 00:29:28,553 --> 00:29:30,720
  3207. This is your website?
  3208.  
  3209. 705
  3210. 00:29:30,722 --> 00:29:32,388
  3211. I know what you're thinking,
  3212. not to worry.
  3213.  
  3214. 706
  3215. 00:29:32,390 --> 00:29:33,923
  3216. My anti-virus guy
  3217. was just here.
  3218.  
  3219. 707
  3220. 00:29:33,925 --> 00:29:35,324
  3221. Clean as a...
  3222.  
  3223. 708
  3224. 00:29:35,326 --> 00:29:36,726
  3225. Oh!
  3226.  
  3227. 709
  3228. 00:29:36,728 --> 00:29:37,827
  3229. Dang it!
  3230.  
  3231. 710
  3232. 00:29:37,829 --> 00:29:38,928
  3233. Oh, my gosh.
  3234. That's embarrassing.
  3235.  
  3236. 711
  3237. 00:29:38,930 --> 00:29:40,796
  3238. Anyway, I know
  3239. it's a bit of a mess...
  3240.  
  3241. 712
  3242. 00:29:40,798 --> 00:29:42,365
  3243. Hey, Gord!
  3244.  
  3245. 713
  3246. 00:29:42,367 --> 00:29:43,933
  3247. But I do have a system here,
  3248. I really do.
  3249.  
  3250. 714
  3251. 00:29:43,935 --> 00:29:46,235
  3252. If I can just
  3253. find that... Gord!
  3254.  
  3255. 715
  3256. 00:29:46,237 --> 00:29:48,404
  3257. I just got to find this list.
  3258.  
  3259. 716
  3260. 00:29:48,406 --> 00:29:49,639
  3261. Oh, there you are.
  3262.  
  3263. 717
  3264. 00:29:49,641 --> 00:29:52,675
  3265. These guys are looking to
  3266. get rich playing video games.
  3267.  
  3268. 718
  3269. 00:29:52,677 --> 00:29:53,845
  3270. What do you got for them,
  3271. partner?
  3272.  
  3273. 719
  3274. 00:30:02,921 --> 00:30:04,787
  3275. Thank you.
  3276.  
  3277. 720
  3278. 00:30:04,789 --> 00:30:08,424
  3279. "Fishwife's amulet,
  3280. <i>Wizard Quest,</i> three dollars."
  3281.  
  3282. 721
  3283. 00:30:08,426 --> 00:30:10,393
  3284. "Foxhole hammer,
  3285.  
  3286. 722
  3287. 00:30:10,395 --> 00:30:12,294
  3288. <i>"Zombie Crusades,</i>
  3289. five dollars"?
  3290.  
  3291. 723
  3292. 00:30:12,296 --> 00:30:13,829
  3293. Now, those there are
  3294.  
  3295. 724
  3296. 00:30:13,831 --> 00:30:16,298
  3297. some of your more
  3298. commonplace, low-dollar items.
  3299.  
  3300. 725
  3301. 00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:18,501
  3302. Can you back up a sec,
  3303. Mr. Spamley?
  3304.  
  3305. 726
  3306. 00:30:18,503 --> 00:30:20,569
  3307. Um, you're saying if we find
  3308.  
  3309. 727
  3310. 00:30:20,571 --> 00:30:22,304
  3311. the Golden Cleats
  3312.  
  3313. 728
  3314. 00:30:22,306 --> 00:30:23,940
  3315. from <i>Pro League Soccer...</i>
  3316.  
  3317. 729
  3318. 00:30:23,942 --> 00:30:26,609
  3319. we find those and bring them
  3320. back here to you...
  3321.  
  3322. 730
  3323. 00:30:26,611 --> 00:30:29,913
  3324. then a human being in the
  3325. real world will pay us $15?
  3326.  
  3327. 731
  3328. 00:30:29,915 --> 00:30:30,947
  3329. Yes, ma'am.
  3330.  
  3331. 732
  3332. 00:30:30,949 --> 00:30:33,482
  3333. Welcome to the exciting world
  3334. of loot hunting.
  3335.  
  3336. 733
  3337. 00:30:33,484 --> 00:30:34,750
  3338. Folks go into games...
  3339.  
  3340. 734
  3341. 00:30:34,752 --> 00:30:36,752
  3342. they harvest
  3343. the most coveted items...
  3344.  
  3345. 735
  3346. 00:30:36,754 --> 00:30:38,621
  3347. and they sell them
  3348. on my website
  3349.  
  3350. 736
  3351. 00:30:38,623 --> 00:30:40,656
  3352. to the highest bidder.
  3353. Ha-ha?
  3354.  
  3355. 737
  3356. 00:30:40,658 --> 00:30:42,358
  3357. Okay, but here's the thing...
  3358.  
  3359. 738
  3360. 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,427
  3361. we need like
  3362. a buttload of money.
  3363.  
  3364. 739
  3365. 00:30:44,429 --> 00:30:46,865
  3366. So, do you have any more
  3367. lucrative items, maybe?
  3368.  
  3369. 740
  3370. 00:30:47,498 --> 00:30:48,499
  3371. Gord!
  3372.  
  3373. 741
  3374. 00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:50,499
  3375. Gord!
  3376.  
  3377. 742
  3378. 00:30:50,501 --> 00:30:51,402
  3379. Oh, there you are.
  3380.  
  3381. 743
  3382. 00:30:53,839 --> 00:30:56,272
  3383. Thank you, buddy.
  3384. You're such a nice guy.
  3385.  
  3386. 744
  3387. 00:30:56,274 --> 00:30:58,674
  3388. Is $40,000 lucrative
  3389. enough for you?
  3390.  
  3391. 745
  3392. 00:30:58,676 --> 00:30:59,776
  3393. - Whoa!
  3394. - Whoa.
  3395.  
  3396. 746
  3397. 00:30:59,778 --> 00:31:01,444
  3398. It's more than enough.
  3399.  
  3400. 747
  3401. 00:31:01,446 --> 00:31:03,379
  3402. I got a guy
  3403. in Des Moines, Iowa...
  3404.  
  3405. 748
  3406. 00:31:03,381 --> 00:31:06,282
  3407. who will pay 40 grand
  3408. for Shank's car...
  3409.  
  3410. 749
  3411. 00:31:06,284 --> 00:31:07,984
  3412. from a game
  3413. called <i>Slaughter Race.</i>
  3414.  
  3415. 750
  3416. 00:31:07,986 --> 00:31:09,552
  3417. A racing game?
  3418.  
  3419. 751
  3420. 00:31:09,554 --> 00:31:11,520
  3421. That's right. <i>Slaughter Race</i>
  3422. is the most popular
  3423.  
  3424. 752
  3425. 00:31:11,522 --> 00:31:13,522
  3426. online racing game
  3427. out there.
  3428.  
  3429. 753
  3430. 00:31:13,524 --> 00:31:15,458
  3431. However,
  3432. it is wicked dangerous.
  3433.  
  3434. 754
  3435. 00:31:15,460 --> 00:31:16,860
  3436. We ain't afraid of danger.
  3437.  
  3438. 755
  3439. 00:31:16,862 --> 00:31:18,862
  3440. This kid's the best racer
  3441. in the whole world.
  3442.  
  3443. 756
  3444. 00:31:18,864 --> 00:31:21,898
  3445. We'll get you that car,
  3446. no problemo.
  3447.  
  3448. 757
  3449. 00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:25,367
  3450. Slaughter Race!
  3451. <i>Enter at your own risk.</i>
  3452.  
  3453. 758
  3454. 00:31:31,810 --> 00:31:34,780
  3455. Okay, this game
  3456. is kind of amazing.
  3457.  
  3458. 759
  3459. 00:31:36,715 --> 00:31:39,583
  3460. Meh, the attention to detail
  3461. is pretty impressive.
  3462.  
  3463. 760
  3464. 00:31:40,686 --> 00:31:42,686
  3465. I don't think
  3466. I've ever been in a game
  3467.  
  3468. 761
  3469. 00:31:42,688 --> 00:31:43,920
  3470. with smog before.
  3471.  
  3472. 762
  3473. 00:31:45,389 --> 00:31:48,058
  3474. - Nice kitty. Nice kitty.
  3475. - Easy, boy. Easy.
  3476.  
  3477. 763
  3478. 00:31:51,764 --> 00:31:54,030
  3479. Let's just find Shank's car
  3480. and get outta here.
  3481.  
  3482. 764
  3483. 00:31:54,032 --> 00:31:54,833
  3484. Agreed.
  3485.  
  3486. 765
  3487. 00:32:00,839 --> 00:32:02,371
  3488. - Look. Look.
  3489. - Whoa!
  3490.  
  3491. 766
  3492. 00:32:02,373 --> 00:32:03,540
  3493. There it is.
  3494.  
  3495. 767
  3496. 00:32:03,542 --> 00:32:05,575
  3497. That car is gorgeous.
  3498.  
  3499. 768
  3500. 00:32:05,577 --> 00:32:07,544
  3501. No wonder it's worth so much.
  3502.  
  3503. 769
  3504. 00:32:08,714 --> 00:32:10,881
  3505. Aw, sugar.
  3506.  
  3507. 770
  3508. 00:32:10,883 --> 00:32:13,517
  3509. - Players. They beat us to it.
  3510. - Aw.
  3511.  
  3512. 771
  3513. 00:32:13,519 --> 00:32:15,685
  3514. <i>31 hours
  3515. of continuous gameplay...</i>
  3516.  
  3517. 772
  3518. 00:32:15,687 --> 00:32:18,421
  3519. <i>and we've finally
  3520. found Shank's car.</i>
  3521.  
  3522. 773
  3523. 00:32:18,423 --> 00:32:20,357
  3524. Let's jack this ride.
  3525.  
  3526. 774
  3527. 00:32:20,359 --> 00:32:22,559
  3528. Oh, yeah, DirtySocks,
  3529. it's on.
  3530.  
  3531. 775
  3532. 00:32:22,561 --> 00:32:24,561
  3533. Jim! Jimmy?
  3534.  
  3535. 776
  3536. 00:32:24,563 --> 00:32:27,464
  3537. You're not playing that
  3538. horrible game again, are you?
  3539.  
  3540. 777
  3541. 00:32:27,466 --> 00:32:28,698
  3542. No, Grandma!
  3543.  
  3544. 778
  3545. 00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:30,033
  3546. I'm doing my homework.
  3547.  
  3548. 779
  3549. 00:32:30,035 --> 00:32:31,568
  3550. Okay, like I said...
  3551.  
  3552. 780
  3553. 00:32:31,570 --> 00:32:33,005
  3554. <i>Let's jack this ride.</i>
  3555.  
  3556. 781
  3557. 00:32:39,444 --> 00:32:40,879
  3558. Well, well, well.
  3559.  
  3560. 782
  3561. 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:45,884
  3562. While the cat was away,
  3563. these mice tried to play.
  3564.  
  3565. 783
  3566. 00:32:49,454 --> 00:32:51,588
  3567. Hey, I think
  3568. that might be Shank.
  3569.  
  3570. 784
  3571. 00:32:51,590 --> 00:32:53,089
  3572. Listen up, mice...
  3573.  
  3574. 785
  3575. 00:32:53,091 --> 00:32:56,159
  3576. anyone who tries to play
  3577. with this cat's ride
  3578.  
  3579. 786
  3580. 00:32:56,161 --> 00:32:57,661
  3581. is gonna get got.
  3582.  
  3583. 787
  3584. 00:32:57,663 --> 00:33:00,664
  3585. <i>You're going down, Shank.</i>
  3586.  
  3587. 788
  3588. 00:33:00,666 --> 00:33:03,066
  3589. Pyro. Give those punks
  3590. the works.
  3591.  
  3592. 789
  3593. 00:33:03,068 --> 00:33:04,570
  3594. With pleasure.
  3595.  
  3596. 790
  3597. 00:33:07,606 --> 00:33:09,773
  3598. <i>End of the road!</i>
  3599.  
  3600. 791
  3601. 00:33:09,775 --> 00:33:11,944
  3602. Gosh dang it!
  3603. Now we gotta start all over.
  3604.  
  3605. 792
  3606. 00:33:12,945 --> 00:33:14,511
  3607. Ralph, maybe...
  3608.  
  3609. 793
  3610. 00:33:14,513 --> 00:33:16,446
  3611. Hey, where are you going?
  3612.  
  3613. 794
  3614. 00:33:16,448 --> 00:33:18,615
  3615. I am scared.
  3616.  
  3617. 795
  3618. 00:33:18,617 --> 00:33:19,783
  3619. If we get burned up
  3620. in here,
  3621.  
  3622. 796
  3623. 00:33:19,785 --> 00:33:21,084
  3624. that's it, we're dead,
  3625. we're gone.
  3626.  
  3627. 797
  3628. 00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:22,786
  3629. So, I think we should
  3630. get outta here right now.
  3631.  
  3632. 798
  3633. 00:33:22,788 --> 00:33:25,622
  3634. No, wait, wait.
  3635. I have an idea.
  3636.  
  3637. 799
  3638. 00:33:27,793 --> 00:33:29,126
  3639. Hey, Shank?
  3640.  
  3641. 800
  3642. 00:33:29,128 --> 00:33:30,694
  3643. What's up, Pyro?
  3644.  
  3645. 801
  3646. 00:33:30,696 --> 00:33:32,996
  3647. Um, do you ever reckon
  3648. we're going a bit too hard
  3649.  
  3650. 802
  3651. 00:33:32,998 --> 00:33:34,531
  3652. on the players?
  3653.  
  3654. 803
  3655. 00:33:34,533 --> 00:33:37,567
  3656. Honestly, no, I don't.
  3657.  
  3658. 804
  3659. 00:33:37,569 --> 00:33:41,571
  3660. Of course, I have empathy for
  3661. players like DirtySocks537
  3662.  
  3663. 805
  3664. 00:33:41,573 --> 00:33:43,575
  3665. and BabeRaham_Linkin...
  3666.  
  3667. 806
  3668. 00:33:44,210 --> 00:33:45,675
  3669. but if we just let them win,
  3670.  
  3671. 807
  3672. 00:33:45,677 --> 00:33:47,978
  3673. where's the life lesson?
  3674. You know?
  3675.  
  3676. 808
  3677. 00:33:47,980 --> 00:33:51,481
  3678. - Mmm.
  3679. - Yeah, but to Pyro's point...
  3680.  
  3681. 809
  3682. 00:33:51,483 --> 00:33:53,917
  3683. I mean, those players
  3684. work so hard to get here.
  3685.  
  3686. 810
  3687. 00:33:53,919 --> 00:33:55,685
  3688. I hear you, Felony...
  3689.  
  3690. 811
  3691. 00:33:55,687 --> 00:33:57,854
  3692. but imagine a game
  3693. without challenges.
  3694.  
  3695. 812
  3696. 00:33:57,856 --> 00:34:00,824
  3697. The same predictable thing
  3698. every single time...
  3699.  
  3700. 813
  3701. 00:34:00,826 --> 00:34:02,026
  3702. who wants that?
  3703.  
  3704. 814
  3705. 00:34:02,028 --> 00:34:03,060
  3706. Shank's right.
  3707.  
  3708. 815
  3709. 00:34:03,062 --> 00:34:06,130
  3710. I just saw a really
  3711. insightful TED talk...
  3712.  
  3713. 816
  3714. 00:34:06,132 --> 00:34:08,165
  3715. and I can't really remember
  3716. what the guy said.
  3717.  
  3718. 817
  3719. 00:34:08,167 --> 00:34:10,201
  3720. It was more about
  3721. how he made me feel.
  3722.  
  3723. 818
  3724. 00:34:10,203 --> 00:34:12,702
  3725. But I think, ultimately,
  3726. the point was...
  3727.  
  3728. 819
  3729. 00:34:12,704 --> 00:34:15,872
  3730. I honor your journeys, guys.
  3731.  
  3732. 820
  3733. 00:34:15,874 --> 00:34:17,942
  3734. And we honor yours,
  3735. Butcher Boy.
  3736.  
  3737. 821
  3738. 00:34:17,944 --> 00:34:19,076
  3739. Thank you.
  3740.  
  3741. 822
  3742. 00:34:19,078 --> 00:34:20,077
  3743. Hey, Shank,
  3744.  
  3745. 823
  3746. 00:34:20,079 --> 00:34:21,879
  3747. did you ever wonder
  3748. what it would be like...
  3749.  
  3750. 824
  3751. 00:34:21,881 --> 00:34:23,747
  3752. if someone actually
  3753. did get your car?
  3754.  
  3755. 825
  3756. 00:34:23,749 --> 00:34:25,216
  3757. Well, I know one thing...
  3758.  
  3759. 826
  3760. 00:34:25,218 --> 00:34:27,817
  3761. whoever does will have to
  3762. be the best of the best.
  3763.  
  3764. 827
  3765. 00:34:31,556 --> 00:34:33,490
  3766. Good day to you, madam.
  3767.  
  3768. 828
  3769. 00:34:33,492 --> 00:34:34,691
  3770. Who are you?
  3771.  
  3772. 829
  3773. 00:34:34,693 --> 00:34:38,095
  3774. I'm here from the, uh,
  3775. Department of Noise.
  3776.  
  3777. 830
  3778. 00:34:38,097 --> 00:34:40,197
  3779. And the thing is, we've been
  3780. getting some complaints
  3781.  
  3782. 831
  3783. 00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:41,866
  3784. down at HQ.
  3785.  
  3786. 832
  3787. 00:34:41,868 --> 00:34:43,801
  3788. Uh, Larry's the one
  3789. who takes the calls.
  3790.  
  3791. 833
  3792. 00:34:43,803 --> 00:34:45,169
  3793. Anyways, someone told Larry...
  3794.  
  3795. 834
  3796. 00:34:45,171 --> 00:34:46,503
  3797. that we've been
  3798. hearing a lot of
  3799.  
  3800. 835
  3801. 00:34:46,505 --> 00:34:47,905
  3802. gun sounds
  3803. and screaming sounds...
  3804.  
  3805. 836
  3806. 00:34:47,907 --> 00:34:49,874
  3807. and what-have-you.
  3808. That sort of thing.
  3809.  
  3810. 837
  3811. 00:34:49,876 --> 00:34:53,179
  3812. Whoa! This is nice.
  3813.  
  3814. 838
  3815. 00:34:54,713 --> 00:34:57,614
  3816. Where have you been
  3817. all my life?
  3818.  
  3819. 839
  3820. 00:34:57,616 --> 00:34:59,716
  3821. Uh, so I came to
  3822. check on things.
  3823.  
  3824. 840
  3825. 00:34:59,718 --> 00:35:01,285
  3826. Oh, I'm sorry, who did
  3827. you say you were again?
  3828.  
  3829. 841
  3830. 00:35:01,287 --> 00:35:03,754
  3831. Oh, I'm Larry?
  3832.  
  3833. 842
  3834. 00:35:03,756 --> 00:35:05,689
  3835. Uh, you said
  3836. Larry took the call.
  3837.  
  3838. 843
  3839. 00:35:13,066 --> 00:35:15,032
  3840. Good job, Larry!
  3841.  
  3842. 844
  3843. 00:35:15,034 --> 00:35:17,536
  3844. Yeah, worked like a charm!
  3845.  
  3846. 845
  3847. 00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:25,743
  3848. <i>Are you kidding me?
  3849. Someone got Shank's car?</i>
  3850.  
  3851. 846
  3852. 00:35:25,745 --> 00:35:27,613
  3853. And I need yours. Sorry.
  3854.  
  3855. 847
  3856. 00:35:29,816 --> 00:35:31,918
  3857. <i>I'm just...
  3858. I'm just gonna go.</i>
  3859.  
  3860. 848
  3861. 00:35:34,787 --> 00:35:36,789
  3862. This is the worst day
  3863. of my life!
  3864.  
  3865. 849
  3866. 00:35:37,991 --> 00:35:39,757
  3867. It's a shame
  3868. we have to leave so soon.
  3869.  
  3870. 850
  3871. 00:35:39,759 --> 00:35:41,292
  3872. This game is cool.
  3873.  
  3874. 851
  3875. 00:35:41,294 --> 00:35:42,326
  3876. Just get us out of here
  3877.  
  3878. 852
  3879. 00:35:42,328 --> 00:35:44,595
  3880. so we can get this car
  3881. to Spamley and get paid.
  3882.  
  3883. 853
  3884. 00:35:44,597 --> 00:35:45,830
  3885. No problem.
  3886.  
  3887. 854
  3888. 00:35:48,034 --> 00:35:49,200
  3889. Uh-oh.
  3890.  
  3891. 855
  3892. 00:35:49,202 --> 00:35:51,070
  3893. Look at this guy
  3894. coming in hot.
  3895.  
  3896. 856
  3897. 00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:10,089
  3898. You mess with the bull, you
  3899. get the horns, little girl!
  3900.  
  3901. 857
  3902. 00:36:14,727 --> 00:36:16,262
  3903. You still have value,
  3904. Butcher Boy.
  3905.  
  3906. 858
  3907. 00:36:19,866 --> 00:36:21,999
  3908. Oh, no!
  3909. It's that Shank lady.
  3910.  
  3911. 859
  3912. 00:36:22,001 --> 00:36:23,300
  3913. She looks upset.
  3914.  
  3915. 860
  3916. 00:36:23,302 --> 00:36:25,603
  3917. Ah, don't worry,
  3918. I'll lose her.
  3919.  
  3920. 861
  3921. 00:36:34,147 --> 00:36:35,780
  3922. Where are you going?
  3923.  
  3924. 862
  3925. 00:36:35,782 --> 00:36:38,282
  3926. Kid, get back on the track.
  3927. I'm gonna lose my cookies.
  3928.  
  3929. 863
  3930. 00:36:38,284 --> 00:36:40,620
  3931. There is no track.
  3932. I can drive anywhere.
  3933.  
  3934. 864
  3935. 00:36:41,220 --> 00:36:42,288
  3936. Whoo!
  3937.  
  3938. 865
  3939. 00:36:55,635 --> 00:36:58,303
  3940. Oh, kid, she's coming up
  3941. right behind us.
  3942.  
  3943. 866
  3944. 00:36:58,305 --> 00:36:59,670
  3945. Oh, hello!
  3946.  
  3947. 867
  3948. 00:36:59,672 --> 00:37:01,672
  3949. I believe you have
  3950. something of mine.
  3951.  
  3952. 868
  3953. 00:37:01,674 --> 00:37:03,076
  3954. Yeah, come and get it.
  3955.  
  3956. 869
  3957. 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,256
  3958. Ooh!
  3959.  
  3960. 870
  3961. 00:37:18,057 --> 00:37:20,126
  3962. This girl can drive.
  3963.  
  3964. 871
  3965. 00:37:31,037 --> 00:37:32,437
  3966. Would you hurry up
  3967. and lose her?
  3968.  
  3969. 872
  3970. 00:37:32,439 --> 00:37:33,340
  3971. I'm trying!
  3972.  
  3973. 873
  3974. 00:37:35,142 --> 00:37:37,242
  3975. Hang on, chumbo!
  3976.  
  3977. 874
  3978. 00:37:43,417 --> 00:37:45,152
  3979. I don't like this!
  3980.  
  3981. 875
  3982. 00:37:57,030 --> 00:38:00,031
  3983. Whoa! Mother Hubbard,
  3984. this lady can really drive.
  3985.  
  3986. 876
  3987. 00:38:00,033 --> 00:38:01,899
  3988. Kid, fire!
  3989. Do you see the fire?
  3990.  
  3991. 877
  3992. 00:38:01,901 --> 00:38:03,068
  3993. Dead end! Dead end!
  3994.  
  3995. 878
  3996. 00:38:03,070 --> 00:38:05,736
  3997. Not for me. Bye-bye, Shanky.
  3998.  
  3999. 879
  4000. 00:38:07,107 --> 00:38:08,373
  4001. Whoo-hoo!
  4002.  
  4003. 880
  4004. 00:38:08,375 --> 00:38:10,142
  4005. - Oh, yeah!
  4006. - That's the stuff.
  4007.  
  4008. 881
  4009. 00:38:10,144 --> 00:38:11,243
  4010. Good job, kid.
  4011.  
  4012. 882
  4013. 00:38:11,245 --> 00:38:14,079
  4014. Oh, yeah,
  4015. I feel like me again.
  4016.  
  4017. 883
  4018. 00:38:14,081 --> 00:38:16,083
  4019. One exit straight ahead.
  4020.  
  4021. 884
  4022. 00:38:34,834 --> 00:38:35,934
  4023. You're not gonna lose me
  4024. that easy.
  4025.  
  4026. 885
  4027. 00:38:35,936 --> 00:38:37,235
  4028. How did you...?
  4029.  
  4030. 886
  4031. 00:38:37,237 --> 00:38:38,769
  4032. Uh, you might wanna keep
  4033. your eyes on the road.
  4034.  
  4035. 887
  4036. 00:38:38,771 --> 00:38:40,038
  4037. Kid!
  4038.  
  4039. 888
  4040. 00:38:47,314 --> 00:38:50,982
  4041. Yo, Department of Noise,
  4042. get out of my car!
  4043.  
  4044. 889
  4045. 00:38:50,984 --> 00:38:52,417
  4046. Oh, man,
  4047. what are we gonna do?
  4048.  
  4049. 890
  4050. 00:38:52,419 --> 00:38:54,319
  4051. You just stay put,
  4052. don't panic.
  4053.  
  4054. 891
  4055. 00:38:54,321 --> 00:38:55,487
  4056. I'm gonna talk to her.
  4057.  
  4058. 892
  4059. 00:38:55,489 --> 00:38:57,022
  4060. Ralph, be careful.
  4061.  
  4062. 893
  4063. 00:38:57,024 --> 00:39:00,091
  4064. It's fine.
  4065. This is what heroes do.
  4066.  
  4067. 894
  4068. 00:39:02,796 --> 00:39:04,264
  4069. My bottom is stuck.
  4070.  
  4071. 895
  4072. 00:39:07,201 --> 00:39:09,935
  4073. This car is not designed
  4074. for a big boy.
  4075.  
  4076. 896
  4077. 00:39:09,937 --> 00:39:11,803
  4078. I'll tell you that. Hi.
  4079.  
  4080. 897
  4081. 00:39:11,805 --> 00:39:14,306
  4082. You guys really thought
  4083. you could just steal my car?
  4084.  
  4085. 898
  4086. 00:39:14,308 --> 00:39:16,841
  4087. Well, let me tell you
  4088. what's gonna happen now.
  4089.  
  4090. 899
  4091. 00:39:16,843 --> 00:39:19,444
  4092. No, wait, listen. We aren't
  4093. normally car thieves.
  4094.  
  4095. 900
  4096. 00:39:19,446 --> 00:39:22,948
  4097. My friend here,
  4098. she's a candy kart racer.
  4099.  
  4100. 901
  4101. 00:39:22,950 --> 00:39:23,949
  4102. You should see her
  4103. racing around
  4104.  
  4105. 902
  4106. 00:39:23,951 --> 00:39:25,784
  4107. her sweet little track...
  4108.  
  4109. 903
  4110. 00:39:25,786 --> 00:39:27,252
  4111. in her cookie wafer car
  4112. we built together.
  4113.  
  4114. 904
  4115. 00:39:28,422 --> 00:39:33,091
  4116. And, well, the thing is, her
  4117. perfect little game broke...
  4118.  
  4119. 905
  4120. 00:39:33,093 --> 00:39:35,093
  4121. and it was my fault...
  4122.  
  4123. 906
  4124. 00:39:35,095 --> 00:39:37,262
  4125. so we're here
  4126. to try to fix it...
  4127.  
  4128. 907
  4129. 00:39:37,264 --> 00:39:38,430
  4130. and we need money to do that,
  4131.  
  4132. 908
  4133. 00:39:38,432 --> 00:39:40,165
  4134. and someone was
  4135. gonna pay us money...
  4136.  
  4137. 909
  4138. 00:39:40,167 --> 00:39:41,866
  4139. - to steal your car...
  4140. - Okay, okay.
  4141.  
  4142. 910
  4143. 00:39:41,868 --> 00:39:43,902
  4144. - ...and so we took it.
  4145. - You can stop crying.
  4146.  
  4147. 911
  4148. 00:39:43,904 --> 00:39:45,170
  4149. Though I do respect
  4150.  
  4151. 912
  4152. 00:39:45,172 --> 00:39:46,871
  4153. your wonderful display
  4154. of vulnerability.
  4155.  
  4156. 913
  4157. 00:39:46,873 --> 00:39:48,574
  4158. Thank you.
  4159.  
  4160. 914
  4161. 00:39:48,576 --> 00:39:50,475
  4162. I get it, I do.
  4163.  
  4164. 915
  4165. 00:39:50,477 --> 00:39:53,011
  4166. Friendship is
  4167. everything to us, too.
  4168.  
  4169. 916
  4170. 00:39:53,013 --> 00:39:55,347
  4171. - Right, guys?
  4172. - Word. We're like family.
  4173.  
  4174. 917
  4175. 00:39:55,349 --> 00:39:57,182
  4176. That's really great.
  4177.  
  4178. 918
  4179. 00:39:57,184 --> 00:39:59,184
  4180. So, does this mean
  4181. we can keep your car?
  4182.  
  4183. 919
  4184. 00:39:59,186 --> 00:40:02,187
  4185. Absolutely not.
  4186. But I do want to help.
  4187.  
  4188. 920
  4189. 00:40:02,189 --> 00:40:03,355
  4190. Hey, you got
  4191. your phone on you?
  4192.  
  4193. 921
  4194. 00:40:03,357 --> 00:40:05,490
  4195. - You know it.
  4196. - Let's make a video.
  4197.  
  4198. 922
  4199. 00:40:05,492 --> 00:40:07,593
  4200. Pyro, hit big boy
  4201. with the blow and go.
  4202.  
  4203. 923
  4204. 00:40:07,595 --> 00:40:08,860
  4205. I'd love to.
  4206.  
  4207. 924
  4208. 00:40:08,862 --> 00:40:10,161
  4209. Wait. What's the...?
  4210.  
  4211. 925
  4212. 00:40:11,231 --> 00:40:12,964
  4213. What are you doing?
  4214.  
  4215. 926
  4216. 00:40:12,966 --> 00:40:15,168
  4217. Say something, first thing
  4218. that comes to your mind.
  4219.  
  4220. 927
  4221. 00:40:15,902 --> 00:40:18,504
  4222. I'm gonna wreck it!
  4223.  
  4224. 928
  4225. 00:40:18,506 --> 00:40:20,606
  4226. Good. All right.
  4227. Turn it off.
  4228.  
  4229. 929
  4230. 00:40:20,608 --> 00:40:23,275
  4231. Ow.
  4232.  
  4233. 930
  4234. 00:40:23,277 --> 00:40:24,510
  4235. What the heck
  4236. did you do that for?
  4237.  
  4238. 931
  4239. 00:40:24,512 --> 00:40:25,711
  4240. Yeah.
  4241.  
  4242. 932
  4243. 00:40:25,713 --> 00:40:28,547
  4244. There are much better ways
  4245. to make money on the Internet
  4246.  
  4247. 933
  4248. 00:40:28,549 --> 00:40:30,248
  4249. than stealing cars...
  4250.  
  4251. 934
  4252. 00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:33,419
  4253. such as becoming
  4254. a BuzzzTube star.
  4255.  
  4256. 935
  4257. 00:40:33,421 --> 00:40:35,253
  4258. Am I supposed to know
  4259. what that is?
  4260.  
  4261. 936
  4262. 00:40:35,255 --> 00:40:37,490
  4263. Oh, come on.
  4264. Everybody knows BuzzzTube.
  4265.  
  4266. 937
  4267. 00:40:37,492 --> 00:40:39,425
  4268. It's the video-sharing site.
  4269.  
  4270. 938
  4271. 00:40:39,427 --> 00:40:41,126
  4272. I'm just starting
  4273. your account...
  4274.  
  4275. 939
  4276. 00:40:41,128 --> 00:40:43,462
  4277. All right, there you go.
  4278.  
  4279. 940
  4280. 00:40:43,464 --> 00:40:47,232
  4281. If this thing goes viral,
  4282. you can make a lot of money.
  4283.  
  4284. 941
  4285. 00:40:47,234 --> 00:40:49,335
  4286. A friend of mine,
  4287. chick named Yesss...
  4288.  
  4289. 942
  4290. 00:40:49,337 --> 00:40:51,236
  4291. she's the head algorithm
  4292. over there.
  4293.  
  4294. 943
  4295. 00:40:51,238 --> 00:40:52,605
  4296. Tell her I sent you.
  4297.  
  4298. 944
  4299. 00:40:52,607 --> 00:40:54,072
  4300. Yesss will hook you up.
  4301.  
  4302. 945
  4303. 00:40:54,074 --> 00:40:56,274
  4304. Wow, that's really nice
  4305. of you.
  4306.  
  4307. 946
  4308. 00:40:56,276 --> 00:40:58,243
  4309. I'm not sure if "nice"
  4310. is the right word.
  4311.  
  4312. 947
  4313. 00:40:58,245 --> 00:41:00,145
  4314. Well, thank you.
  4315.  
  4316. 948
  4317. 00:41:00,147 --> 00:41:01,514
  4318. I should be thanking you,
  4319. little sister.
  4320.  
  4321. 949
  4322. 00:41:01,516 --> 00:41:03,081
  4323. That race was fun.
  4324.  
  4325. 950
  4326. 00:41:03,083 --> 00:41:04,916
  4327. Oh.
  4328.  
  4329. 951
  4330. 00:41:04,918 --> 00:41:05,520
  4331. Well, thank you again.
  4332.  
  4333. 952
  4334. 00:41:06,354 --> 00:41:07,386
  4335. Uh... You know...
  4336.  
  4337. 953
  4338. 00:41:07,388 --> 00:41:10,289
  4339. While we're talking shop,
  4340. what move did you do
  4341.  
  4342. 954
  4343. 00:41:10,291 --> 00:41:12,223
  4344. to get through
  4345. that tunnel of fire?
  4346.  
  4347. 955
  4348. 00:41:12,225 --> 00:41:14,926
  4349. Was it a power drift into
  4350. a drift jump, maybe, or...?
  4351.  
  4352. 956
  4353. 00:41:14,928 --> 00:41:16,462
  4354. Maybe.
  4355.  
  4356. 957
  4357. 00:41:16,464 --> 00:41:18,564
  4358. If you ever wanna come back
  4359. for a rematch...
  4360.  
  4361. 958
  4362. 00:41:18,566 --> 00:41:20,466
  4363. I'd be happy
  4364. to kick your butt again.
  4365.  
  4366. 959
  4367. 00:41:20,468 --> 00:41:21,667
  4368. See you.
  4369.  
  4370. 960
  4371. 00:41:36,116 --> 00:41:37,216
  4372. Whoa.
  4373.  
  4374. 961
  4375. 00:41:37,218 --> 00:41:38,419
  4376. Show-off.
  4377.  
  4378. 962
  4379. 00:41:39,587 --> 00:41:42,154
  4380. Man, oh, man,
  4381. that place was scary.
  4382.  
  4383. 963
  4384. 00:41:42,156 --> 00:41:44,323
  4385. I know.
  4386. It was so exciting!
  4387.  
  4388. 964
  4389. 00:41:44,325 --> 00:41:46,225
  4390. No, exciting is
  4391. when you smile.
  4392.  
  4393. 965
  4394. 00:41:46,227 --> 00:41:47,959
  4395. Scary is when
  4396. you clench your butt,
  4397.  
  4398. 966
  4399. 00:41:47,961 --> 00:41:49,595
  4400. and my butt
  4401. is still clenched.
  4402.  
  4403. 967
  4404. 00:41:49,597 --> 00:41:51,630
  4405. Oh, come on, are you
  4406. honestly telling me...
  4407.  
  4408. 968
  4409. 00:41:51,632 --> 00:41:54,966
  4410. that Shank lady wasn't the
  4411. coolest person you ever met?
  4412.  
  4413. 969
  4414. 00:41:54,968 --> 00:41:57,470
  4415. Cool? Name one cool thing
  4416. about her.
  4417.  
  4418. 970
  4419. 00:41:57,472 --> 00:41:59,971
  4420. Um, let's see, she looks
  4421. cool, she talks cool...
  4422.  
  4423. 971
  4424. 00:41:59,973 --> 00:42:02,141
  4425. she drives cool, her hair
  4426. is cool, her car is cool...
  4427.  
  4428. 972
  4429. 00:42:02,143 --> 00:42:04,310
  4430. Wait a minute, are you
  4431. saying my hair isn't cool?
  4432.  
  4433. 973
  4434. 00:42:04,312 --> 00:42:08,547
  4435. What? No! I'm just saying
  4436. the game was next-level.
  4437.  
  4438. 974
  4439. 00:42:08,549 --> 00:42:11,150
  4440. There was no one telling you
  4441. what to do or where to go.
  4442.  
  4443. 975
  4444. 00:42:11,152 --> 00:42:13,486
  4445. Hey, just where do you think
  4446. you're going?
  4447.  
  4448. 976
  4449. 00:42:13,488 --> 00:42:15,388
  4450. To BuzzzTube.
  4451. It's this way.
  4452.  
  4453. 977
  4454. 00:42:15,390 --> 00:42:17,656
  4455. No, no, no. We're going
  4456. back to Spamley's.
  4457.  
  4458. 978
  4459. 00:42:17,658 --> 00:42:19,658
  4460. He can give us
  4461. some easier loot to find.
  4462.  
  4463. 979
  4464. 00:42:19,660 --> 00:42:22,495
  4465. No, we're supposed to
  4466. see Shank's friend.
  4467.  
  4468. 980
  4469. 00:42:22,497 --> 00:42:25,064
  4470. Oh, come on. I don't trust
  4471. that Shank one bit.
  4472.  
  4473. 981
  4474. 00:42:25,066 --> 00:42:27,266
  4475. - Well, I do.
  4476. - Well, I...
  4477.  
  4478. 982
  4479. 00:42:27,268 --> 00:42:29,201
  4480. - Hello, mister.
  4481. - Who are you?
  4482.  
  4483. 983
  4484. 00:42:29,203 --> 00:42:31,103
  4485. I'm your friendly
  4486. ebay alert messenger.
  4487.  
  4488. 984
  4489. 00:42:31,105 --> 00:42:33,339
  4490. Huh. An actual eboy.
  4491.  
  4492. 985
  4493. 00:42:33,341 --> 00:42:36,709
  4494. Just here to let you know your
  4495. bid expires in eight hours.
  4496.  
  4497. 986
  4498. 00:42:36,711 --> 00:42:40,012
  4499. Eight hours.
  4500. Okay, thanks, eboy.
  4501.  
  4502. 987
  4503. 00:42:40,014 --> 00:42:41,647
  4504. You got it, Jackson!
  4505.  
  4506. 988
  4507. 00:42:41,649 --> 00:42:45,551
  4508. Chumbo, if we nickel-and-dime
  4509. it with Spamley...
  4510.  
  4511. 989
  4512. 00:42:45,553 --> 00:42:47,386
  4513. it will take 20 years
  4514.  
  4515. 990
  4516. 00:42:47,388 --> 00:42:49,155
  4517. to make enough money
  4518. to buy the wheel.
  4519.  
  4520. 991
  4521. 00:42:49,157 --> 00:42:52,224
  4522. All right, fine.
  4523. We'll do it your way.
  4524.  
  4525. 992
  4526. 00:42:52,226 --> 00:42:54,059
  4527. But I'm telling you right now,
  4528. that BuzzzTube place
  4529.  
  4530. 993
  4531. 00:42:54,061 --> 00:42:55,363
  4532. is a terrible idea.
  4533.  
  4534. 994
  4535. 00:43:02,737 --> 00:43:06,205
  4536. Man, there are all kinds of
  4537. videos in here.
  4538.  
  4539. 995
  4540. 00:43:06,207 --> 00:43:08,674
  4541. Yeah, if you like
  4542. babies and cats.
  4543.  
  4544. 996
  4545. 00:43:08,676 --> 00:43:10,543
  4546. - Look, there's you!
  4547. - Oh, yeah.
  4548.  
  4549. 997
  4550. 00:43:10,545 --> 00:43:12,044
  4551. <i>I'm gonna wreck it!</i>
  4552.  
  4553. 998
  4554. 00:43:15,016 --> 00:43:16,415
  4555. I wonder
  4556. why those little guys
  4557.  
  4558. 999
  4559. 00:43:16,417 --> 00:43:18,184
  4560. are giving your video
  4561. all those hearts?
  4562.  
  4563. 1000
  4564. 00:43:18,186 --> 00:43:19,418
  4565. Because obviously
  4566. they love me.
  4567.  
  4568. 1001
  4569. 00:43:19,420 --> 00:43:21,654
  4570. I told you this place
  4571. was a good idea.
  4572.  
  4573. 1002
  4574. 00:43:21,656 --> 00:43:23,522
  4575. Yeah,
  4576. sure you did, doof.
  4577.  
  4578. 1003
  4579. 00:43:23,524 --> 00:43:26,091
  4580. Now, who we supposed to see
  4581. about getting paid again?
  4582.  
  4583. 1004
  4584. 00:43:26,093 --> 00:43:29,395
  4585. The head algorithm.
  4586. Her name is Yesss.
  4587.  
  4588. 1005
  4589. 00:43:29,397 --> 00:43:31,432
  4590. No. No. No.
  4591.  
  4592. 1006
  4593. 00:43:32,066 --> 00:43:34,701
  4594. Uninspired, cliched...
  4595.  
  4596. 1007
  4597. 00:43:34,703 --> 00:43:36,602
  4598. Ugh! YouTube's got this one.
  4599.  
  4600. 1008
  4601. 00:43:36,604 --> 00:43:39,305
  4602. Chewbacca Dad? Really?
  4603.  
  4604. 1009
  4605. 00:43:39,307 --> 00:43:42,541
  4606. Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom,
  4607. but it's a daddy.
  4608.  
  4609. 1010
  4610. 00:43:42,543 --> 00:43:44,076
  4611. No!
  4612.  
  4613. 1011
  4614. 00:43:44,078 --> 00:43:47,179
  4615. Heyo! Are you
  4616. the head of Al Gore?
  4617.  
  4618. 1012
  4619. 00:43:47,181 --> 00:43:51,083
  4620. I am the head algorithm
  4621. of BuzzzTube...
  4622.  
  4623. 1013
  4624. 00:43:51,085 --> 00:43:52,786
  4625. which means
  4626. I curate the content...
  4627.  
  4628. 1014
  4629. 00:43:52,788 --> 00:43:55,655
  4630. at the Internet's most
  4631. popular video-sharing site.
  4632.  
  4633. 1015
  4634. 00:43:55,657 --> 00:43:57,423
  4635. Which means, I don't
  4636. have time to trifle...
  4637.  
  4638. 1016
  4639. 00:43:57,425 --> 00:44:00,059
  4640. with every shoeless,
  4641. mouth-breathing hobo
  4642.  
  4643. 1017
  4644. 00:44:00,061 --> 00:44:01,327
  4645. that trundles
  4646. into my office.
  4647.  
  4648. 1018
  4649. 00:44:01,329 --> 00:44:02,729
  4650. Call security, Maybe.
  4651.  
  4652. 1019
  4653. 00:44:02,731 --> 00:44:06,432
  4654. Yes. But, Yesss,
  4655. this is the leaf blower guy.
  4656.  
  4657. 1020
  4658. 00:44:06,434 --> 00:44:07,601
  4659. Who?
  4660.  
  4661. 1021
  4662. 00:44:07,603 --> 00:44:09,235
  4663. The man
  4664. with the undulating jowls.
  4665.  
  4666. 1022
  4667. 00:44:09,237 --> 00:44:10,637
  4668. So?
  4669.  
  4670. 1023
  4671. 00:44:10,639 --> 00:44:13,105
  4672. His video has
  4673. 1.3 million hearts.
  4674.  
  4675. 1024
  4676. 00:44:13,107 --> 00:44:14,774
  4677. Well!
  4678.  
  4679. 1025
  4680. 00:44:14,776 --> 00:44:17,309
  4681. Why didn't you tell me
  4682.  
  4683. 1026
  4684. 00:44:17,311 --> 00:44:19,278
  4685. I was in the presence
  4686. of a genius?
  4687.  
  4688. 1027
  4689. 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:20,714
  4690. Grab him a drink.
  4691.  
  4692. 1028
  4693. 00:44:20,716 --> 00:44:22,314
  4694. Yeah, this lady
  4695. named Shank...
  4696.  
  4697. 1029
  4698. 00:44:22,316 --> 00:44:23,617
  4699. she actually made the video.
  4700.  
  4701. 1030
  4702. 00:44:23,619 --> 00:44:25,785
  4703. She's the one who told us
  4704. to come see you.
  4705.  
  4706. 1031
  4707. 00:44:25,787 --> 00:44:28,120
  4708. No wonder
  4709. your video's so dope.
  4710.  
  4711. 1032
  4712. 00:44:28,122 --> 00:44:29,756
  4713. Shank is for real cool.
  4714.  
  4715. 1033
  4716. 00:44:29,758 --> 00:44:31,123
  4717. Right?
  4718.  
  4719. 1034
  4720. 00:44:31,125 --> 00:44:32,492
  4721. She is not.
  4722.  
  4723. 1035
  4724. 00:44:32,494 --> 00:44:34,461
  4725. I'm the cool one
  4726. getting all the hearts.
  4727.  
  4728. 1036
  4729. 00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:37,464
  4730. Well, that's right,
  4731. you big baby.
  4732.  
  4733. 1037
  4734. 00:44:38,332 --> 00:44:39,499
  4735. Yeah.
  4736.  
  4737. 1038
  4738. 00:44:39,501 --> 00:44:40,667
  4739. Um, what'd you say
  4740. your name was?
  4741.  
  4742. 1039
  4743. 00:44:40,669 --> 00:44:42,334
  4744. Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph.
  4745.  
  4746. 1040
  4747. 00:44:42,336 --> 00:44:45,605
  4748. Well, Wreck-It Ralph,
  4749. you are trending!
  4750.  
  4751. 1041
  4752. 00:44:45,607 --> 00:44:49,609
  4753. And these are for you. Hearts,
  4754. hearts, hearts, hearts.
  4755.  
  4756. 1042
  4757. 00:44:49,611 --> 00:44:51,210
  4758. - Hearts, hearts, hearts!
  4759. - Hearts, hearts, hearts!
  4760.  
  4761. 1043
  4762. 00:44:51,212 --> 00:44:52,344
  4763. Yes! Hearts!
  4764.  
  4765. 1044
  4766. 00:44:55,517 --> 00:44:57,350
  4767. Uh, not to buzzkill
  4768. the lovefest
  4769.  
  4770. 1045
  4771. 00:44:57,352 --> 00:44:59,118
  4772. you guys got going on here...
  4773.  
  4774. 1046
  4775. 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,687
  4776. but Shank kinda
  4777. told us that
  4778.  
  4779. 1047
  4780. 00:45:00,689 --> 00:45:04,156
  4781. viral videos can make,
  4782. like, actual money?
  4783.  
  4784. 1048
  4785. 00:45:04,158 --> 00:45:06,225
  4786. Oh, hearts are money, honey.
  4787.  
  4788. 1049
  4789. 00:45:06,227 --> 00:45:08,428
  4790. Your Buzzzy account converts
  4791. hearts into dollars.
  4792.  
  4793. 1050
  4794. 00:45:08,430 --> 00:45:09,796
  4795. Ka-ching!
  4796.  
  4797. 1051
  4798. 00:45:09,798 --> 00:45:11,631
  4799. $43,000!
  4800.  
  4801. 1052
  4802. 00:45:11,633 --> 00:45:14,601
  4803. Kid, we only needed $27,001.
  4804. We're done.
  4805.  
  4806. 1053
  4807. 00:45:14,603 --> 00:45:17,537
  4808. Oh, no, no, no.
  4809.  
  4810. 1054
  4811. 00:45:17,539 --> 00:45:19,506
  4812. That's $43.
  4813.  
  4814. 1055
  4815. 00:45:19,508 --> 00:45:23,543
  4816. 43? That's not even
  4817. half of 27,001.
  4818.  
  4819. 1056
  4820. 00:45:23,545 --> 00:45:26,846
  4821. And we only have eight
  4822. hours left to save my game.
  4823.  
  4824. 1057
  4825. 00:45:26,848 --> 00:45:29,783
  4826. Ugh. Well, I hate to say it,
  4827. but that ain't happening.
  4828.  
  4829. 1058
  4830. 00:45:29,785 --> 00:45:31,484
  4831. Your video is tapped out.
  4832.  
  4833. 1059
  4834. 00:45:31,486 --> 00:45:32,919
  4835. But I thought
  4836. I was trenching?
  4837.  
  4838. 1060
  4839. 00:45:32,921 --> 00:45:34,454
  4840. Trending.
  4841.  
  4842. 1061
  4843. 00:45:34,456 --> 00:45:36,623
  4844. You were.
  4845. But that was 15 seconds ago.
  4846.  
  4847. 1062
  4848. 00:45:36,625 --> 00:45:38,592
  4849. Now, you're not.
  4850.  
  4851. 1063
  4852. 00:45:38,594 --> 00:45:39,394
  4853. Thanks for stopping by,
  4854. though.
  4855.  
  4856. 1064
  4857. 00:45:40,862 --> 00:45:42,462
  4858. Aw!
  4859.  
  4860. 1065
  4861. 00:45:42,464 --> 00:45:43,697
  4862. What are we gonna do, kid?
  4863.  
  4864. 1066
  4865. 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:46,633
  4866. All right, pal, I have
  4867. an idea. And hear me out.
  4868.  
  4869. 1067
  4870. 00:45:46,635 --> 00:45:49,869
  4871. What if we go back
  4872. to <i>Slaughter Race</i>
  4873.  
  4874. 1068
  4875. 00:45:49,871 --> 00:45:51,071
  4876. and I ask Shank really...
  4877.  
  4878. 1069
  4879. 00:45:51,073 --> 00:45:55,408
  4880. No, no, no. We're not going
  4881. back to that death trap.
  4882.  
  4883. 1070
  4884. 00:45:55,410 --> 00:45:57,644
  4885. Yesss, what if I made you
  4886. a whole bunch of videos...
  4887.  
  4888. 1071
  4889. 00:45:57,646 --> 00:46:00,280
  4890. of me doing all kinds of them
  4891. crazy things?
  4892.  
  4893. 1072
  4894. 00:46:00,282 --> 00:46:01,915
  4895. You mean
  4896. saturate the market?
  4897.  
  4898. 1073
  4899. 00:46:01,917 --> 00:46:04,417
  4900. That could get you
  4901. a lot of hearts fast.
  4902.  
  4903. 1074
  4904. 00:46:04,419 --> 00:46:05,652
  4905. Have you thought
  4906. this through at all?
  4907.  
  4908. 1075
  4909. 00:46:05,654 --> 00:46:08,455
  4910. What do you plan on even doing
  4911. in these videos?
  4912.  
  4913. 1076
  4914. 00:46:08,457 --> 00:46:10,757
  4915. I'll just copy
  4916. whatever's popular.
  4917.  
  4918. 1077
  4919. 00:46:10,759 --> 00:46:13,360
  4920. Genius. Yo, Maybe,
  4921. what's trending right now?
  4922.  
  4923. 1078
  4924. 00:46:13,362 --> 00:46:15,562
  4925. Mmm-hmm. Let's have
  4926. a lookie-lookie.
  4927.  
  4928. 1079
  4929. 00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:17,631
  4930. As usual, human suffering
  4931. is number one...
  4932.  
  4933. 1080
  4934. 00:46:17,633 --> 00:46:19,332
  4935. followed by hot pepper
  4936.  
  4937. 1081
  4938. 00:46:19,334 --> 00:46:20,600
  4939. eating challenges...
  4940.  
  4941. 1082
  4942. 00:46:20,602 --> 00:46:22,302
  4943. video game walkthroughs...
  4944.  
  4945. 1083
  4946. 00:46:22,304 --> 00:46:23,737
  4947. oh, screaming goats
  4948. are back...
  4949.  
  4950. 1084
  4951. 00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:26,840
  4952. unboxings, cooking demos,
  4953. makeup tutorials...
  4954.  
  4955. 1085
  4956. 00:46:26,842 --> 00:46:29,843
  4957. and lastly, ugh, bee puns.
  4958.  
  4959. 1086
  4960. 00:46:29,845 --> 00:46:32,381
  4961. <i>Let's "bee" friends.</i>
  4962.  
  4963. 1087
  4964. 00:46:34,349 --> 00:46:35,715
  4965. Two weeks in a row, guys.
  4966.  
  4967. 1088
  4968. 00:46:35,717 --> 00:46:37,717
  4969. That's a fortnight
  4970. of bee puns.
  4971.  
  4972. 1089
  4973. 00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:40,553
  4974. He won't be doing any bee puns.
  4975. They're beneath you.
  4976.  
  4977. 1090
  4978. 00:46:40,555 --> 00:46:43,323
  4979. Oh, I'm doing a bee pun.
  4980. Oh, yes, I am.
  4981.  
  4982. 1091
  4983. 00:46:43,325 --> 00:46:46,292
  4984. And I'm eating a hot pepper,
  4985. and I'm putting on makeup...
  4986.  
  4987. 1092
  4988. 00:46:46,294 --> 00:46:47,727
  4989. and whatever else it takes!
  4990.  
  4991. 1093
  4992. 00:46:47,729 --> 00:46:50,430
  4993. Because, kid, we came here
  4994. to save your game
  4995.  
  4996. 1094
  4997. 00:46:50,432 --> 00:46:51,731
  4998. and we're gonna do it.
  4999.  
  5000. 1095
  5001. 00:46:51,733 --> 00:46:53,600
  5002. I love it! Ha!
  5003.  
  5004. 1096
  5005. 00:46:53,602 --> 00:46:55,402
  5006. That is what the Internet
  5007. was made for!
  5008.  
  5009. 1097
  5010. 00:46:55,404 --> 00:46:56,838
  5011. Now, let's get to work.
  5012.  
  5013. 1098
  5014. 00:46:59,408 --> 00:47:00,875
  5015. Seen it.
  5016.  
  5017. 1099
  5018. 00:47:00,877 --> 00:47:02,709
  5019. Saw that one.
  5020.  
  5021. 1100
  5022. 00:47:02,711 --> 00:47:04,746
  5023. Seen it. Seen it.
  5024.  
  5025. 1101
  5026. 00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:07,014
  5027. Huh?
  5028.  
  5029. 1102
  5030. 00:47:14,991 --> 00:47:17,490
  5031. Yo, McNeely,
  5032. you remember Wreck-It Ralph?
  5033.  
  5034. 1103
  5035. 00:47:17,492 --> 00:47:18,959
  5036. That bad guy
  5037. from the old video game?
  5038.  
  5039. 1104
  5040. 00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:20,995
  5041. Yeah, exactly.
  5042.  
  5043. 1105
  5044. 00:47:20,997 --> 00:47:22,295
  5045. I'm gonna send you
  5046. a super random video.
  5047.  
  5048. 1106
  5049. 00:47:22,297 --> 00:47:23,596
  5050. Check it out, dude.
  5051.  
  5052. 1107
  5053. 00:47:23,598 --> 00:47:24,901
  5054. Yeah, I'll give it a heart.
  5055. Whatever.
  5056.  
  5057. 1108
  5058. 00:47:35,945 --> 00:47:37,945
  5059. Hey, everybody, welcome to
  5060. <i>Up To the Meme-ent!</i>
  5061.  
  5062. 1109
  5063. 00:47:37,947 --> 00:47:39,479
  5064. I'm your host,
  5065. Dani Fernandez.
  5066.  
  5067. 1110
  5068. 00:47:39,481 --> 00:47:40,981
  5069. Nobody knows
  5070. who's making them,
  5071.  
  5072. 1111
  5073. 00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:42,750
  5074. but the whole world
  5075. is going bonkers...
  5076.  
  5077. 1112
  5078. 00:47:42,752 --> 00:47:45,452
  5079. over a series
  5080. of truly bizarre videos...
  5081.  
  5082. 1113
  5083. 00:47:45,454 --> 00:47:47,855
  5084. starring '80s-era bad guy
  5085. Wreck-It Ralph.
  5086.  
  5087. 1114
  5088. 00:47:47,857 --> 00:47:49,790
  5089. Check out what
  5090. everyone is buzzing about...
  5091.  
  5092. 1115
  5093. 00:47:49,792 --> 00:47:51,324
  5094. <i>over at BuzzzTube.com.</i>
  5095.  
  5096. 1116
  5097. 00:47:51,326 --> 00:47:52,960
  5098. <i>Hey, guys,
  5099. Wreck-It Ralph here...</i>
  5100.  
  5101. 1117
  5102. 00:47:52,962 --> 00:47:55,562
  5103. <i>with the ghost pepper
  5104. challenge.</i>
  5105.  
  5106. 1118
  5107. 00:47:55,564 --> 00:47:57,265
  5108. <i>Supposed to be spicy.
  5109. We'll see about that.</i>
  5110.  
  5111. 1119
  5112. 00:47:57,967 --> 00:47:59,532
  5113. <i>Mmm. That's not so...</i>
  5114.  
  5115. 1120
  5116. 00:47:59,534 --> 00:48:01,802
  5117. <i>Oh, it's very hot!
  5118. Oh, make it stop!</i>
  5119.  
  5120. 1121
  5121. 00:48:01,804 --> 00:48:03,604
  5122. Yo, McNeely,
  5123. another one just dropped.
  5124.  
  5125. 1122
  5126. 00:48:03,606 --> 00:48:04,739
  5127. Check it out, dude.
  5128.  
  5129. 1123
  5130. 00:48:04,741 --> 00:48:06,707
  5131. Where are these things
  5132. coming from?
  5133.  
  5134. 1124
  5135. 00:48:06,709 --> 00:48:07,842
  5136. Hey, Josey,
  5137.  
  5138. 1125
  5139. 00:48:07,844 --> 00:48:08,943
  5140. did you see
  5141. the pepper challenge?
  5142.  
  5143. 1126
  5144. 00:48:08,945 --> 00:48:10,044
  5145. Oh, not yet.
  5146.  
  5147. 1127
  5148. 00:48:10,046 --> 00:48:12,512
  5149. I'm watching the one
  5150. where he just smacks his lips.
  5151.  
  5152. 1128
  5153. 00:48:12,514 --> 00:48:13,881
  5154. It's disgusting.
  5155.  
  5156. 1129
  5157. 00:48:13,883 --> 00:48:15,348
  5158. <i>You don't want
  5159. any real hard lines.</i>
  5160.  
  5161. 1130
  5162. 00:48:15,350 --> 00:48:17,785
  5163. <i>You just want to blend that
  5164. out there, like this...</i>
  5165.  
  5166. 1131
  5167. 00:48:17,787 --> 00:48:19,687
  5168. <i>And that, my friends,</i>
  5169.  
  5170. 1132
  5171. 00:48:19,689 --> 00:48:22,523
  5172. <i>is how you achieve
  5173. the perfect cat eye.</i>
  5174.  
  5175. 1133
  5176. 00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:23,624
  5177. <i>I always start</i>
  5178.  
  5179. 1134
  5180. 00:48:23,626 --> 00:48:27,027
  5181. <i>with the hootnanny.
  5182. Shift it into a floss.</i>
  5183.  
  5184. 1135
  5185. 00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:30,396
  5186. <i>And now I finish with
  5187. a hot Marat. Huh? Huh?</i>
  5188.  
  5189. 1136
  5190. 00:48:30,398 --> 00:48:31,932
  5191. <i>Follow along with me,</i>
  5192.  
  5193. 1137
  5194. 00:48:31,934 --> 00:48:35,703
  5195. <i>and I'm gonna give this little
  5196. cloud a little friend...</i>
  5197.  
  5198. 1138
  5199. 00:48:35,705 --> 00:48:37,471
  5200. <i>in the form of a tree.</i>
  5201.  
  5202. 1139
  5203. 00:48:37,473 --> 00:48:38,775
  5204. <i>Everybody needs a friend.</i>
  5205.  
  5206. 1140
  5207. 00:48:40,510 --> 00:48:41,909
  5208. <i>Look at these guys.</i>
  5209.  
  5210. 1141
  5211. 00:48:41,911 --> 00:48:43,878
  5212. <i>Look at this one,
  5213. sleeping under his ear.</i>
  5214.  
  5215. 1142
  5216. 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,080
  5217. <i>You couch potatoes.
  5218. Wake up.</i>
  5219.  
  5220. 1143
  5221. 00:48:46,082 --> 00:48:49,049
  5222. <i>We've been baking
  5223. at about 950 degrees</i>
  5224.  
  5225. 1144
  5226. 00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:50,551
  5227. <i>now for six hours...</i>
  5228.  
  5229. 1145
  5230. 00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:52,052
  5231. <i>so she should be ready.</i>
  5232.  
  5233. 1146
  5234. 00:48:53,422 --> 00:48:56,423
  5235. <i>Voila! Burnt pie!</i>
  5236.  
  5237. 1147
  5238. 00:48:56,425 --> 00:48:57,892
  5239. <i>Let's have a little whiff</i>
  5240. <i>of this here.</i>
  5241.  
  5242. 1148
  5243. 00:48:57,894 --> 00:48:59,762
  5244. <i>My hair,</i>
  5245. <i>my hair! My hair!</i>
  5246.  
  5247. 1149
  5248. 00:49:00,596 --> 00:49:02,630
  5249. This man is on fire.
  5250.  
  5251. 1150
  5252. 00:49:02,632 --> 00:49:04,732
  5253. Literal and figurative fire.
  5254.  
  5255. 1151
  5256. 00:49:04,734 --> 00:49:06,600
  5257. But he still needs
  5258. 200 million hearts
  5259.  
  5260. 1152
  5261. 00:49:06,602 --> 00:49:08,035
  5262. in the next five hours...
  5263.  
  5264. 1153
  5265. 00:49:08,037 --> 00:49:10,037
  5266. or this beautiful child
  5267. loses her game.
  5268.  
  5269. 1154
  5270. 00:49:10,039 --> 00:49:12,540
  5271. That's why
  5272. I'm on to phase two...
  5273.  
  5274. 1155
  5275. 00:49:12,542 --> 00:49:15,042
  5276. you, my elite Pop-Up Army.
  5277.  
  5278. 1156
  5279. 00:49:15,044 --> 00:49:17,144
  5280. I need you out there
  5281. popping up...
  5282.  
  5283. 1157
  5284. 00:49:17,146 --> 00:49:19,647
  5285. and getting clicks
  5286. all over the Internet.
  5287.  
  5288. 1158
  5289. 00:49:19,649 --> 00:49:22,550
  5290. I'm talking Tumblr,
  5291. Instagram, Mashable.
  5292.  
  5293. 1159
  5294. 00:49:22,552 --> 00:49:23,951
  5295. Be my pied pipers and
  5296.  
  5297. 1160
  5298. 00:49:23,953 --> 00:49:26,620
  5299. lead that beautiful traffic
  5300. to BuzzzTube...
  5301.  
  5302. 1161
  5303. 00:49:26,622 --> 00:49:28,858
  5304. because Wreck-It Ralph
  5305. needs his hearts.
  5306.  
  5307. 1162
  5308. 00:49:33,129 --> 00:49:35,462
  5309. Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah,
  5310. yeah, yeah, you, you.
  5311.  
  5312. 1163
  5313. 00:49:35,464 --> 00:49:36,931
  5314. You don't wanna miss this.
  5315.  
  5316. 1164
  5317. 00:49:36,933 --> 00:49:37,965
  5318. It's the latest
  5319. Wreck-It Ralph video.
  5320.  
  5321. 1165
  5322. 00:49:37,967 --> 00:49:39,535
  5323. Click it. Click it!
  5324.  
  5325. 1166
  5326. 00:49:51,881 --> 00:49:54,915
  5327. Man oh Manischewitz,
  5328. that looks so fun.
  5329.  
  5330. 1167
  5331. 00:49:54,917 --> 00:49:56,151
  5332. Yesss, can I be a pop-up?
  5333.  
  5334. 1168
  5335. 00:49:56,153 --> 00:49:58,786
  5336. I don't know. Can you be
  5337. annoyingly aggressive?
  5338.  
  5339. 1169
  5340. 00:49:58,788 --> 00:50:01,622
  5341. I don't know.
  5342. Can I? Can I? Can I?
  5343.  
  5344. 1170
  5345. 00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:03,826
  5346. Can I? Can I? Can I?
  5347. Can I? Can I? Can I?
  5348.  
  5349. 1171
  5350. 00:50:04,894 --> 00:50:06,994
  5351. Oh, yes, you're perfect. Here.
  5352.  
  5353. 1172
  5354. 00:50:06,996 --> 00:50:08,596
  5355. Thank you!
  5356.  
  5357. 1173
  5358. 00:50:08,598 --> 00:50:09,730
  5359. If you're going, I wanna go.
  5360.  
  5361. 1174
  5362. 00:50:09,732 --> 00:50:13,168
  5363. No, baby, you've got to stay
  5364. here and be my movie star.
  5365.  
  5366. 1175
  5367. 00:50:13,170 --> 00:50:16,470
  5368. What? No, no, no. Me and the
  5369. kid are like shoes and socks.
  5370.  
  5371. 1176
  5372. 00:50:16,472 --> 00:50:17,838
  5373. Or peanut butter and bacon.
  5374.  
  5375. 1177
  5376. 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,640
  5377. One cannot exist
  5378. without the other.
  5379.  
  5380. 1178
  5381. 00:50:19,642 --> 00:50:20,908
  5382. Go on, kid, tell her.
  5383.  
  5384. 1179
  5385. 00:50:20,910 --> 00:50:21,876
  5386. It's true.
  5387.  
  5388. 1180
  5389. 00:50:21,878 --> 00:50:25,446
  5390. In fact, it's so true
  5391. that we will be fine
  5392.  
  5393. 1181
  5394. 00:50:25,448 --> 00:50:27,514
  5395. if we're apart
  5396. for a minute.
  5397.  
  5398. 1182
  5399. 00:50:27,516 --> 00:50:30,018
  5400. Come on, pal. It's my game
  5401. we're trying to save.
  5402.  
  5403. 1183
  5404. 00:50:30,020 --> 00:50:31,621
  5405. I just wanna get out there
  5406. and be useful.
  5407.  
  5408. 1184
  5409. 00:50:32,455 --> 00:50:33,654
  5410. But without me?
  5411.  
  5412. 1185
  5413. 00:50:33,656 --> 00:50:35,689
  5414. What if you get lost?
  5415. You're just a kid.
  5416.  
  5417. 1186
  5418. 00:50:35,691 --> 00:50:37,858
  5419. Oh, and you're
  5420. some mature adult?
  5421.  
  5422. 1187
  5423. 00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:39,860
  5424. Well, I'm bigger.
  5425.  
  5426. 1188
  5427. 00:50:39,862 --> 00:50:41,795
  5428. Don't be insecure,
  5429. big fella.
  5430.  
  5431. 1189
  5432. 00:50:41,797 --> 00:50:44,099
  5433. She's not gonna get lost.
  5434. I promise.
  5435.  
  5436. 1190
  5437. 00:50:44,101 --> 00:50:46,869
  5438. She'll be in
  5439. my personal web browser.
  5440.  
  5441. 1191
  5442. 00:50:48,171 --> 00:50:50,504
  5443. And your app comes
  5444. with BuzzzFace...
  5445.  
  5446. 1192
  5447. 00:50:50,506 --> 00:50:52,706
  5448. so you can keep in touch
  5449. anywhere on the Internet.
  5450.  
  5451. 1193
  5452. 00:50:52,708 --> 00:50:54,541
  5453. See, I'll be fine.
  5454.  
  5455. 1194
  5456. 00:50:54,543 --> 00:50:56,445
  5457. I know, I just...
  5458.  
  5459. 1195
  5460. 00:51:00,217 --> 00:51:03,084
  5461. We haven't been apart
  5462. in like six years.
  5463.  
  5464. 1196
  5465. 00:51:03,086 --> 00:51:04,988
  5466. I'm going to miss you.
  5467.  
  5468. 1197
  5469. 00:51:05,621 --> 00:51:07,889
  5470. You'll be fine, too.
  5471.  
  5472. 1198
  5473. 00:51:07,891 --> 00:51:09,657
  5474. The more hearts
  5475. your videos get,
  5476.  
  5477. 1199
  5478. 00:51:09,659 --> 00:51:11,625
  5479. the faster
  5480. we'll get the wheel.
  5481.  
  5482. 1200
  5483. 00:51:11,627 --> 00:51:13,228
  5484. And then we can go home.
  5485.  
  5486. 1201
  5487. 00:51:13,230 --> 00:51:14,762
  5488. Look, we'll be celebrating
  5489.  
  5490. 1202
  5491. 00:51:14,764 --> 00:51:16,998
  5492. at Tapper's this time
  5493. tomorrow, buddy.
  5494.  
  5495. 1203
  5496. 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,903
  5497. Yeah, I guess you're right.
  5498.  
  5499. 1204
  5500. 00:51:20,536 --> 00:51:22,170
  5501. Bye!
  5502.  
  5503. 1205
  5504. 00:51:22,172 --> 00:51:25,006
  5505. Be careful, huh?
  5506. Don't be a dummy.
  5507.  
  5508. 1206
  5509. 00:51:28,912 --> 00:51:30,912
  5510. So where exactly
  5511. are you sending her?
  5512.  
  5513. 1207
  5514. 00:51:30,914 --> 00:51:33,181
  5515. Since candy girl
  5516. comes from an arcade game...
  5517.  
  5518. 1208
  5519. 00:51:33,183 --> 00:51:34,851
  5520. I'm thinking she'd be good
  5521. in the gaming district.
  5522.  
  5523. 1209
  5524. 00:51:36,619 --> 00:51:38,253
  5525. Oh, no, no, no, no.
  5526. Bad idea.
  5527.  
  5528. 1210
  5529. 00:51:38,255 --> 00:51:40,889
  5530. Those games are dangerous,
  5531. and they rot your brain.
  5532.  
  5533. 1211
  5534. 00:51:40,891 --> 00:51:42,190
  5535. Why don't we
  5536. send her somewhere
  5537.  
  5538. 1212
  5539. 00:51:42,192 --> 00:51:44,859
  5540. a little more totally
  5541. different than that...
  5542.  
  5543. 1213
  5544. 00:51:44,861 --> 00:51:47,262
  5545. and nowhere near there?
  5546.  
  5547. 1214
  5548. 00:51:47,264 --> 00:51:50,531
  5549. Let's see.
  5550. Family Friendly Fansites.
  5551.  
  5552. 1215
  5553. 00:51:50,533 --> 00:51:52,767
  5554. That sounds safe, and she is
  5555. technically a princess...
  5556.  
  5557. 1216
  5558. 00:51:52,769 --> 00:51:54,803
  5559. so how about this one here
  5560.  
  5561. 1217
  5562. 00:51:54,805 --> 00:51:56,237
  5563. with the sweet little
  5564. pink castle?
  5565.  
  5566. 1218
  5567. 00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:57,405
  5568. I love it.
  5569.  
  5570. 1219
  5571. 00:51:57,407 --> 00:52:01,311
  5572. Okay, I'll redirect our newest
  5573. pop-up to OhMyDisney.com.
  5574.  
  5575. 1220
  5576. 00:52:07,084 --> 00:52:10,253
  5577. Jeez Louise, this place
  5578. is bonkers! Whoa!
  5579.  
  5580. 1221
  5581. 00:52:15,558 --> 00:52:17,995
  5582. To infinity and beyond!
  5583.  
  5584. 1222
  5585. 00:52:21,565 --> 00:52:24,799
  5586. Aw, come on. Princesses
  5587. and cartoon characters?
  5588.  
  5589. 1223
  5590. 00:52:24,801 --> 00:52:26,267
  5591. Lame.
  5592.  
  5593. 1224
  5594. 00:52:26,269 --> 00:52:28,970
  5595. Hey, easy there.
  5596.  
  5597. 1225
  5598. 00:52:28,972 --> 00:52:31,174
  5599. Oh, I mean,
  5600. no offense or anything.
  5601.  
  5602. 1226
  5603. 00:52:32,109 --> 00:52:34,275
  5604. Well, time to get to work.
  5605.  
  5606. 1227
  5607. 00:52:34,277 --> 00:52:35,810
  5608. And for your final question.
  5609.  
  5610. 1228
  5611. 00:52:35,812 --> 00:52:38,880
  5612. "My friends
  5613. would describe me as?"
  5614.  
  5615. 1229
  5616. 00:52:38,882 --> 00:52:41,983
  5617. <i>"Smart, funny,
  5618. kind, or brave."</i>
  5619.  
  5620. 1230
  5621. 00:52:41,985 --> 00:52:42,986
  5622. <i>Um...</i>
  5623.  
  5624. 1231
  5625. 00:52:43,820 --> 00:52:46,087
  5626. Kind, I guess?
  5627.  
  5628. 1232
  5629. 00:52:46,089 --> 00:52:50,125
  5630. Based on your answers,
  5631. your princess BFF is
  5632.  
  5633. 1233
  5634. 00:52:50,127 --> 00:52:51,926
  5635. Snow White!
  5636.  
  5637. 1234
  5638. 00:52:51,928 --> 00:52:53,328
  5639. I do believe our friendship
  5640.  
  5641. 1235
  5642. 00:52:53,330 --> 00:52:55,330
  5643. will be the fairest
  5644. of them all!
  5645.  
  5646. 1236
  5647. 00:52:55,332 --> 00:52:58,666
  5648. Hey, wanna meet my BFF?
  5649. It's Wreck-It Ralph.
  5650.  
  5651. 1237
  5652. 00:52:58,668 --> 00:53:00,668
  5653. Just click here
  5654. to see his new video.
  5655.  
  5656. 1238
  5657. 00:53:01,805 --> 00:53:03,605
  5658. Thank you.
  5659.  
  5660. 1239
  5661. 00:53:03,607 --> 00:53:06,241
  5662. <i>Yeah, um, in</i> Captain America:
  5663. The First Avenger...
  5664.  
  5665. 1240
  5666. 00:53:06,243 --> 00:53:08,143
  5667. <i>Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil,</i>
  5668.  
  5669. 1241
  5670. 00:53:08,145 --> 00:53:10,311
  5671. <i>the World Tree,
  5672. Guardian of Wisdom and Fate.</i>
  5673.  
  5674. 1242
  5675. 00:53:10,313 --> 00:53:12,180
  5676. <i>Are we to believe, sir,</i>
  5677.  
  5678. 1243
  5679. 00:53:12,182 --> 00:53:13,784
  5680. <i>that you are a descendant
  5681. of that tree?</i>
  5682.  
  5683. 1244
  5684. 00:53:14,751 --> 00:53:16,651
  5685. I am Groot.
  5686.  
  5687. 1245
  5688. 00:53:16,653 --> 00:53:18,686
  5689. <i>Okay, okay.
  5690. Thank you very much.</i>
  5691.  
  5692. 1246
  5693. 00:53:18,688 --> 00:53:20,855
  5694. <i>Um, what is Drax really like?</i>
  5695.  
  5696. 1247
  5697. 00:53:20,857 --> 00:53:22,358
  5698. - I am Groot.
  5699. - <i>Thank you.</i>
  5700.  
  5701. 1248
  5702. 00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:25,693
  5703. <i>Yeah. Are you a conifer
  5704. or a fruit-bearing tree?</i>
  5705.  
  5706. 1249
  5707. 00:53:25,695 --> 00:53:26,761
  5708. - I...
  5709. - Excuse me.
  5710.  
  5711. 1250
  5712. 00:53:26,763 --> 00:53:27,829
  5713. I'll take this one.
  5714. He is Groot,
  5715.  
  5716. 1251
  5717. 00:53:27,831 --> 00:53:28,930
  5718. I am Vanellope,
  5719.  
  5720. 1252
  5721. 00:53:28,932 --> 00:53:30,233
  5722. click here
  5723. to meet Wreck-It Ralph.
  5724.  
  5725. 1253
  5726. 00:53:31,668 --> 00:53:34,836
  5727. Eh, this is almost too easy.
  5728.  
  5729. 1254
  5730. 00:53:34,838 --> 00:53:36,237
  5731. <i>Hey, do you
  5732. have a permit for that pop-up?</i>
  5733.  
  5734. 1255
  5735. 00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:37,672
  5736. Uh...
  5737.  
  5738. 1256
  5739. 00:53:37,674 --> 00:53:40,175
  5740. <i>That's unauthorized clickbait.
  5741. You're coming with us, kid.</i>
  5742.  
  5743. 1257
  5744. 00:53:40,177 --> 00:53:42,043
  5745. Boop!
  5746.  
  5747. 1258
  5748. 00:53:42,045 --> 00:53:43,180
  5749. <i>She's getting away.</i>
  5750.  
  5751. 1259
  5752. 00:53:45,849 --> 00:53:46,850
  5753. <i>This way.</i>
  5754.  
  5755. 1260
  5756. 00:53:47,285 --> 00:53:48,417
  5757. Ooh!
  5758.  
  5759. 1261
  5760. 00:53:48,419 --> 00:53:49,619
  5761. Sorry, mister!
  5762.  
  5763. 1262
  5764. 00:53:52,989 --> 00:53:56,192
  5765. Hey, can't you read?
  5766. Cast members only!
  5767.  
  5768. 1263
  5769. 00:53:58,196 --> 00:53:59,661
  5770. <i>I think she
  5771. went down this way. Come on.</i>
  5772.  
  5773. 1264
  5774. 00:53:59,663 --> 00:54:00,995
  5775. <i>Roger that.</i>
  5776.  
  5777. 1265
  5778. 00:54:00,997 --> 00:54:02,130
  5779. <i>Did you see
  5780. a kid come through here?</i>
  5781.  
  5782. 1266
  5783. 00:54:02,132 --> 00:54:04,866
  5784. She came running through here
  5785. like a headless hen.
  5786.  
  5787. 1267
  5788. 00:54:07,003 --> 00:54:07,902
  5789. <i>Any sign of her?</i>
  5790.  
  5791. 1268
  5792. 00:54:07,904 --> 00:54:09,904
  5793. <i>No, maybe she went down</i>
  5794.  
  5795. 1269
  5796. 00:54:09,906 --> 00:54:11,207
  5797. <i>to the</i> Air Bud <i>pavilion.</i>
  5798.  
  5799. 1270
  5800. 00:54:11,209 --> 00:54:12,809
  5801. <i>Come on. Let's check it out.</i>
  5802.  
  5803. 1271
  5804. 00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:21,217
  5805. Uh, hi!
  5806.  
  5807. 1272
  5808. 00:54:25,123 --> 00:54:27,089
  5809. Whoa, whoa.
  5810. Ladies, I can explain.
  5811.  
  5812. 1273
  5813. 00:54:27,091 --> 00:54:30,059
  5814. See, I'm a princess, too.
  5815.  
  5816. 1274
  5817. 00:54:30,061 --> 00:54:31,893
  5818. - Wait, what?
  5819. - Yeah.
  5820.  
  5821. 1275
  5822. 00:54:31,895 --> 00:54:33,928
  5823. Princess Vanellope
  5824. Von Schweetz...
  5825.  
  5826. 1276
  5827. 00:54:33,930 --> 00:54:36,865
  5828. of the, uh, <i>Sugar Rush</i>
  5829. Von Schweetzes.
  5830.  
  5831. 1277
  5832. 00:54:36,867 --> 00:54:38,167
  5833. I'm sure you've heard of us.
  5834.  
  5835. 1278
  5836. 00:54:38,169 --> 00:54:40,369
  5837. It'd be embarrassing for you
  5838. if you haven't.
  5839.  
  5840. 1279
  5841. 00:54:41,272 --> 00:54:43,838
  5842. Huh. What kind of
  5843. a princess are you?
  5844.  
  5845. 1280
  5846. 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,007
  5847. What kind?
  5848.  
  5849. 1281
  5850. 00:54:45,009 --> 00:54:46,841
  5851. - Do you have magic hair?
  5852. - No.
  5853.  
  5854. 1282
  5855. 00:54:46,843 --> 00:54:48,444
  5856. - Magic hands?
  5857. - No.
  5858.  
  5859. 1283
  5860. 00:54:48,446 --> 00:54:50,712
  5861. - Do animals talk to you?
  5862. - No.
  5863.  
  5864. 1284
  5865. 00:54:50,714 --> 00:54:51,846
  5866. - Were you poisoned?
  5867. - No!
  5868.  
  5869. 1285
  5870. 00:54:51,848 --> 00:54:53,115
  5871. - Cursed?
  5872. - No!
  5873.  
  5874. 1286
  5875. 00:54:53,117 --> 00:54:54,816
  5876. - Kidnapped or enslaved?
  5877. - No!
  5878.  
  5879. 1287
  5880. 00:54:54,818 --> 00:54:56,418
  5881. Are you guys okay?
  5882. Should I call the police?
  5883.  
  5884. 1288
  5885. 00:54:56,420 --> 00:54:57,953
  5886. Then I have to assume
  5887. you made a deal
  5888.  
  5889. 1289
  5890. 00:54:57,955 --> 00:54:59,355
  5891. with an underwater
  5892. sea witch...
  5893.  
  5894. 1290
  5895. 00:54:59,357 --> 00:55:00,256
  5896. where she took your voice
  5897.  
  5898. 1291
  5899. 00:55:00,258 --> 00:55:02,757
  5900. in exchange
  5901. for a pair of human legs?
  5902.  
  5903. 1292
  5904. 00:55:02,759 --> 00:55:05,127
  5905. No! Good Lord,
  5906. who would do that?
  5907.  
  5908. 1293
  5909. 00:55:05,129 --> 00:55:06,728
  5910. Have you ever had
  5911. True Love's Kiss?
  5912.  
  5913. 1294
  5914. 00:55:06,730 --> 00:55:07,997
  5915. Ew! Barf!
  5916.  
  5917. 1295
  5918. 00:55:07,999 --> 00:55:09,131
  5919. Do you have daddy issues?
  5920.  
  5921. 1296
  5922. 00:55:09,133 --> 00:55:10,399
  5923. I don't even have a mom.
  5924.  
  5925. 1297
  5926. 00:55:10,401 --> 00:55:12,201
  5927. Neither do we!
  5928.  
  5929. 1298
  5930. 00:55:12,203 --> 00:55:14,736
  5931. And now for
  5932. the million-dollar question.
  5933.  
  5934. 1299
  5935. 00:55:14,738 --> 00:55:17,239
  5936. Do people assume
  5937. all your problems got solved
  5938.  
  5939. 1300
  5940. 00:55:17,241 --> 00:55:19,141
  5941. because a big strong man
  5942. showed up?
  5943.  
  5944. 1301
  5945. 00:55:19,143 --> 00:55:21,277
  5946. Yes! What is up with that?
  5947.  
  5948. 1302
  5949. 00:55:21,279 --> 00:55:22,878
  5950. She is a princess!
  5951.  
  5952. 1303
  5953. 00:55:24,282 --> 00:55:25,981
  5954. Who made your gown?
  5955.  
  5956. 1304
  5957. 00:55:25,983 --> 00:55:27,815
  5958. I've never seen
  5959. anything quite like it.
  5960.  
  5961. 1305
  5962. 00:55:27,817 --> 00:55:29,118
  5963. Oh, this old thing?
  5964.  
  5965. 1306
  5966. 00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,986
  5967. Oh, I'd so love to
  5968. have one of my own.
  5969.  
  5970. 1307
  5971. 00:55:30,988 --> 00:55:32,087
  5972. - As would I.
  5973. - Me too!
  5974.  
  5975. 1308
  5976. 00:55:32,089 --> 00:55:33,889
  5977. - So cool.
  5978. - Best outfit ever!
  5979.  
  5980. 1309
  5981. 00:55:33,891 --> 00:55:35,057
  5982. Ooh! I want one, too,
  5983. you guys!
  5984.  
  5985. 1310
  5986. 00:55:35,059 --> 00:55:36,460
  5987. I'll get my mice on this.
  5988.  
  5989. 1311
  5990. 00:55:39,497 --> 00:55:41,964
  5991. So this is love.
  5992.  
  5993. 1312
  5994. 00:55:41,966 --> 00:55:46,335
  5995. All hail Princess Vanellope,
  5996. the queen of comfy!
  5997.  
  5998. 1313
  5999. 00:55:46,337 --> 00:55:48,304
  6000. Yay, Vanellope!
  6001.  
  6002. 1314
  6003. 00:55:48,306 --> 00:55:51,106
  6004. Of all the thingamabobs
  6005. in this entire world...
  6006.  
  6007. 1315
  6008. 00:55:51,108 --> 00:55:53,275
  6009. I never thought
  6010. I'd get to wear a real...
  6011.  
  6012. 1316
  6013. 00:55:53,277 --> 00:55:54,777
  6014. what's it called again?
  6015.  
  6016. 1317
  6017. 00:55:54,779 --> 00:55:57,213
  6018. Oh, yeah. Shirt.
  6019.  
  6020. 1318
  6021. 00:55:57,215 --> 00:56:01,116
  6022. <i>♪ I once had a dream
  6023. that I might wear a shirt... ♪</i>
  6024.  
  6025. 1319
  6026. 00:56:01,118 --> 00:56:03,819
  6027. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
  6028. Wait! What's going on?
  6029.  
  6030. 1320
  6031. 00:56:03,821 --> 00:56:05,321
  6032. Uh, she's singing.
  6033.  
  6034. 1321
  6035. 00:56:05,323 --> 00:56:08,490
  6036. Yeah, but there was like music
  6037. and a spotlight.
  6038.  
  6039. 1322
  6040. 00:56:08,492 --> 00:56:10,326
  6041. Wait, you all
  6042. saw it too, right?
  6043.  
  6044. 1323
  6045. 00:56:10,328 --> 00:56:11,527
  6046. That's what happens
  6047.  
  6048. 1324
  6049. 00:56:11,529 --> 00:56:13,829
  6050. when a princess
  6051. sings about her dreams.
  6052.  
  6053. 1325
  6054. 00:56:13,831 --> 00:56:17,132
  6055. Oh, that's never happened
  6056. to me. I mean, not even once.
  6057.  
  6058. 1326
  6059. 00:56:17,134 --> 00:56:19,034
  6060. Why don't you give it
  6061. a try?
  6062.  
  6063. 1327
  6064. 00:56:19,036 --> 00:56:22,004
  6065. What is it you really want?
  6066. Sing about that.
  6067.  
  6068. 1328
  6069. 00:56:22,006 --> 00:56:23,472
  6070. Okay. Uh, sure.
  6071.  
  6072. 1329
  6073. 00:56:23,474 --> 00:56:25,209
  6074. Huh. I could do that.
  6075. Um, let's see.
  6076.  
  6077. 1330
  6078. 00:56:27,378 --> 00:56:32,014
  6079. <i>♪ Oh, steering wheel
  6080. Oh, steering wheel</i>
  6081.  
  6082. 1331
  6083. 00:56:32,016 --> 00:56:35,451
  6084. <i>♪ Oh, yes
  6085. I want a steering wheel ♪</i>
  6086.  
  6087. 1332
  6088. 00:56:38,990 --> 00:56:40,823
  6089. Well, there is a lot
  6090. to unpack here.
  6091.  
  6092. 1333
  6093. 00:56:40,825 --> 00:56:42,157
  6094. Mmm-hmm.
  6095.  
  6096. 1334
  6097. 00:56:42,159 --> 00:56:44,493
  6098. So, this steering wheel
  6099. you sing of,
  6100.  
  6101. 1335
  6102. 00:56:44,495 --> 00:56:46,095
  6103. that's a metaphor?
  6104.  
  6105. 1336
  6106. 00:56:46,097 --> 00:56:48,297
  6107. Oh, no, no, no, it's not
  6108. a metaphor. I just...
  6109.  
  6110. 1337
  6111. 00:56:48,299 --> 00:56:50,899
  6112. I literally want
  6113. a steering wheel.
  6114.  
  6115. 1338
  6116. 00:56:50,901 --> 00:56:53,102
  6117. I think the issue is
  6118. I was a little pitchy.
  6119.  
  6120. 1339
  6121. 00:56:53,104 --> 00:56:54,537
  6122. Maybe a little.
  6123.  
  6124. 1340
  6125. 00:56:54,539 --> 00:56:57,940
  6126. But sometimes
  6127. your song can't start...
  6128.  
  6129. 1341
  6130. 00:56:57,942 --> 00:57:00,077
  6131. until you go someplace
  6132. to reflect.
  6133.  
  6134. 1342
  6135. 00:57:01,078 --> 00:57:02,545
  6136. What works for some of us...
  6137.  
  6138. 1343
  6139. 00:57:02,547 --> 00:57:06,150
  6140. is finding a form of water
  6141. and staring at it.
  6142.  
  6143. 1344
  6144. 00:57:06,851 --> 00:57:08,183
  6145. What?
  6146.  
  6147. 1345
  6148. 00:57:08,185 --> 00:57:10,520
  6149. Oh, yes, I like to stare
  6150. at a wishing well!
  6151.  
  6152. 1346
  6153. 00:57:10,522 --> 00:57:11,920
  6154. I stare at the ocean.
  6155.  
  6156. 1347
  6157. 00:57:11,922 --> 00:57:13,088
  6158. Horse trough.
  6159.  
  6160. 1348
  6161. 00:57:13,090 --> 00:57:14,223
  6162. Soap bubbles!
  6163.  
  6164. 1349
  6165. 00:57:14,225 --> 00:57:16,927
  6166. Wait, you're saying if I just
  6167. stare at some water...
  6168.  
  6169. 1350
  6170. 00:57:17,596 --> 00:57:19,396
  6171. Uh, important water.
  6172.  
  6173. 1351
  6174. 00:57:19,398 --> 00:57:22,231
  6175. Right. Of course.
  6176. "Important water."
  6177.  
  6178. 1352
  6179. 00:57:22,233 --> 00:57:24,567
  6180. I stare at
  6181. the important water...
  6182.  
  6183. 1353
  6184. 00:57:24,569 --> 00:57:27,903
  6185. and somehow magically I'll
  6186. start singing about my dream?
  6187.  
  6188. 1354
  6189. 00:57:27,905 --> 00:57:28,971
  6190. - For sure.
  6191. - Mmm-hmm.
  6192.  
  6193. 1355
  6194. 00:57:28,973 --> 00:57:31,574
  6195. Uh, yeah, I don't think so,
  6196. ladies, but thanks.
  6197.  
  6198. 1356
  6199. 00:57:33,110 --> 00:57:34,977
  6200. Five minutes,
  6201. Princesses.
  6202.  
  6203. 1357
  6204. 00:57:34,979 --> 00:57:37,580
  6205. Another "Which Disney Princess
  6206. Are You?" quizlet
  6207.  
  6208. 1358
  6209. 00:57:37,582 --> 00:57:39,281
  6210. starts in five minutes.
  6211.  
  6212. 1359
  6213. 00:57:39,283 --> 00:57:41,584
  6214. Okay, thank you.
  6215.  
  6216. 1360
  6217. 00:57:41,586 --> 00:57:44,621
  6218. Well, I guess it's back
  6219. to the gowns, girls.
  6220.  
  6221. 1361
  6222. 00:57:44,623 --> 00:57:46,889
  6223. It was lovely to meet you,
  6224. Vanellope.
  6225.  
  6226. 1362
  6227. 00:57:46,891 --> 00:57:49,024
  6228. And best of luck
  6229. finding your song.
  6230.  
  6231. 1363
  6232. 00:57:55,567 --> 00:57:57,300
  6233. Uh-huh.
  6234.  
  6235. 1364
  6236. 00:57:57,302 --> 00:57:58,601
  6237. What did she just say?
  6238.  
  6239. 1365
  6240. 00:57:58,603 --> 00:58:00,537
  6241. We don't know.
  6242. We can't understand her.
  6243.  
  6244. 1366
  6245. 00:58:00,539 --> 00:58:02,238
  6246. She's from
  6247. the other studio.
  6248.  
  6249. 1367
  6250. 00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:03,972
  6251. Ah.
  6252.  
  6253. 1368
  6254. 00:58:03,974 --> 00:58:06,175
  6255. Hi, everybody.
  6256. Wreck-It Ralph here...
  6257.  
  6258. 1369
  6259. 00:58:06,177 --> 00:58:08,911
  6260. with a little box
  6261. I'm gonna open.
  6262.  
  6263. 1370
  6264. 00:58:08,913 --> 00:58:10,380
  6265. Let's see what we got here.
  6266.  
  6267. 1371
  6268. 00:58:10,382 --> 00:58:13,683
  6269. A "Pancake Milkshake
  6270. Fun Set." Huh.
  6271.  
  6272. 1372
  6273. 00:58:13,685 --> 00:58:15,185
  6274. Got a little heft to it.
  6275.  
  6276. 1373
  6277. 00:58:15,187 --> 00:58:16,985
  6278. Something wobbling
  6279. around in there.
  6280.  
  6281. 1374
  6282. 00:58:16,987 --> 00:58:18,455
  6283. Wonder if we got
  6284. the kitty or the bunny.
  6285.  
  6286. 1375
  6287. 00:58:18,457 --> 00:58:19,589
  6288. Let's open it up.
  6289.  
  6290. 1376
  6291. 00:58:24,028 --> 00:58:25,328
  6292. Man, who would've
  6293. guessed a bee pun
  6294.  
  6295. 1377
  6296. 00:58:25,330 --> 00:58:27,597
  6297. would be the thing
  6298. to put us over the top?
  6299.  
  6300. 1378
  6301. 00:58:27,599 --> 00:58:29,399
  6302. Huh. That's the Internet
  6303. for you.
  6304.  
  6305. 1379
  6306. 00:58:29,401 --> 00:58:32,402
  6307. All right, it is uploading.
  6308.  
  6309. 1380
  6310. 00:58:32,404 --> 00:58:33,636
  6311. Hey, mister!
  6312.  
  6313. 1381
  6314. 00:58:33,638 --> 00:58:35,003
  6315. Oh. Hi, eboy.
  6316.  
  6317. 1382
  6318. 00:58:35,005 --> 00:58:36,272
  6319. Just here to let you know
  6320.  
  6321. 1383
  6322. 00:58:36,274 --> 00:58:39,007
  6323. your bid does expire
  6324. in 30 minutes.
  6325.  
  6326. 1384
  6327. 00:58:39,009 --> 00:58:41,077
  6328. Thanks, little eboy.
  6329.  
  6330. 1385
  6331. 00:58:41,079 --> 00:58:42,080
  6332. You got it, chairman.
  6333.  
  6334. 1386
  6335. 00:58:42,681 --> 00:58:44,012
  6336. You hear that, Yesss?
  6337.  
  6338. 1387
  6339. 00:58:44,014 --> 00:58:45,482
  6340. We don't have
  6341. a lot of time left.
  6342.  
  6343. 1388
  6344. 00:58:45,484 --> 00:58:46,649
  6345. Okay. We just gotta...
  6346.  
  6347. 1389
  6348. 00:58:46,651 --> 00:58:48,984
  6349. No, no, no.
  6350.  
  6351. 1390
  6352. 00:58:48,986 --> 00:58:50,687
  6353. No! Not you!
  6354.  
  6355. 1391
  6356. 00:58:50,689 --> 00:58:52,355
  6357. What? Why are you
  6358. angry at the lollipop?
  6359.  
  6360. 1392
  6361. 00:58:52,357 --> 00:58:53,523
  6362. What does that mean?
  6363.  
  6364. 1393
  6365. 00:58:53,525 --> 00:58:55,125
  6366. The file's not loading.
  6367.  
  6368. 1394
  6369. 00:58:55,127 --> 00:58:57,060
  6370. If this doesn't load,
  6371. we're not gonna make it.
  6372.  
  6373. 1395
  6374. 00:58:57,062 --> 00:58:59,962
  6375. - Hmm.
  6376. - You don't have enough hearts.
  6377.  
  6378. 1396
  6379. 00:58:59,964 --> 00:59:01,331
  6380. Ralph, where are you going?
  6381.  
  6382. 1397
  6383. 00:59:01,333 --> 00:59:02,567
  6384. I'm going down to the floor
  6385. to get some hearts.
  6386.  
  6387. 1398
  6388. 00:59:03,435 --> 00:59:04,501
  6389. Ah! Genius! Good thinking.
  6390.  
  6391. 1399
  6392. 00:59:04,503 --> 00:59:07,170
  6393. Now, someone get me
  6394. tech support in here, stat!
  6395.  
  6396. 1400
  6397. 00:59:10,642 --> 00:59:12,542
  6398. Only one person.
  6399.  
  6400. 1401
  6401. 00:59:12,544 --> 00:59:14,043
  6402. Hey, guys, come and
  6403. check out my video,
  6404.  
  6405. 1402
  6406. 00:59:14,045 --> 00:59:14,978
  6407. you're gonna love it.
  6408.  
  6409. 1403
  6410. 00:59:14,980 --> 00:59:18,014
  6411. Right, right over here.
  6412. Yep, here we go.
  6413.  
  6414. 1404
  6415. 00:59:18,016 --> 00:59:19,649
  6416. What are you...
  6417. You guys!
  6418.  
  6419. 1405
  6420. 00:59:19,651 --> 00:59:21,551
  6421. Aw. A cat?
  6422.  
  6423. 1406
  6424. 00:59:21,553 --> 00:59:25,457
  6425. You're gonna like this better
  6426. than some dusty old cat.
  6427.  
  6428. 1407
  6429. 00:59:26,391 --> 00:59:27,524
  6430. Aw.
  6431.  
  6432. 1408
  6433. 00:59:27,526 --> 00:59:28,658
  6434. What?
  6435.  
  6436. 1409
  6437. 00:59:28,660 --> 00:59:30,627
  6438. Give me that hose, partner.
  6439.  
  6440. 1410
  6441. 00:59:30,629 --> 00:59:34,097
  6442. You know you love me, give me those hearts.
  6443. There we go.
  6444.  
  6445. 1411
  6446. 00:59:34,099 --> 00:59:36,699
  6447. Hey, folks, where are you going?
  6448. Give my video a heart.
  6449.  
  6450. 1412
  6451. 00:59:36,701 --> 00:59:39,337
  6452. That's it.
  6453. Let's see who's in here.
  6454.  
  6455. 1413
  6456. 00:59:40,038 --> 00:59:41,039
  6457. Hello?
  6458.  
  6459. 1414
  6460. 00:59:42,307 --> 00:59:43,542
  6461. Anybody in here?
  6462.  
  6463. 1415
  6464. 00:59:46,411 --> 00:59:48,346
  6465. What the heck is this place?
  6466.  
  6467. 1416
  6468. 00:59:50,081 --> 00:59:51,616
  6469. Some kind of libary?
  6470.  
  6471. 1417
  6472. 00:59:53,251 --> 00:59:55,351
  6473. "Wreck-It Ralph is back."
  6474.  
  6475. 1418
  6476. 00:59:55,353 --> 00:59:58,054
  6477. Hey, they're talking about me.
  6478.  
  6479. 1419
  6480. 00:59:58,056 --> 01:00:01,124
  6481. Gee whiz,
  6482. the Internet is so positive.
  6483.  
  6484. 1420
  6485. 01:00:01,126 --> 01:00:03,660
  6486. <i>"Fix-It Felix, Jr.</i>
  6487. was my favorite game."
  6488.  
  6489. 1421
  6490. 01:00:03,662 --> 01:00:05,428
  6491. Hmm. Mine, too.
  6492.  
  6493. 1422
  6494. 01:00:05,430 --> 01:00:07,466
  6495. "Ralph's videos stink."
  6496.  
  6497. 1423
  6498. 01:00:08,266 --> 01:00:09,399
  6499. What?
  6500.  
  6501. 1424
  6502. 01:00:09,401 --> 01:00:11,434
  6503. "So stupid."
  6504.  
  6505. 1425
  6506. 01:00:11,436 --> 01:00:13,572
  6507. "Ralph is the worst."
  6508.  
  6509. 1426
  6510. 01:00:14,673 --> 01:00:16,475
  6511. "I hate him."
  6512.  
  6513. 1427
  6514. 01:00:17,275 --> 01:00:20,078
  6515. "He's so fat and ugly."
  6516.  
  6517. 1428
  6518. 01:00:22,314 --> 01:00:26,652
  6519. "Just a worthless bum,
  6520. alone on a pile of bricks."
  6521.  
  6522. 1429
  6523. 01:00:33,759 --> 01:00:36,526
  6524. Yo, Ralph,
  6525. you in here, dude?
  6526.  
  6527. 1430
  6528. 01:00:36,528 --> 01:00:38,129
  6529. Hey, I got to show you...
  6530.  
  6531. 1431
  6532. 01:00:39,397 --> 01:00:40,432
  6533. Oh.
  6534.  
  6535. 1432
  6536. 01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:43,433
  6537. First rule
  6538. of the Internet...
  6539.  
  6540. 1433
  6541. 01:00:43,435 --> 01:00:46,336
  6542. do not read the comments.
  6543.  
  6544. 1434
  6545. 01:00:46,338 --> 01:00:47,573
  6546. I should have told you that.
  6547.  
  6548. 1435
  6549. 01:00:48,708 --> 01:00:49,840
  6550. Look.
  6551.  
  6552. 1436
  6553. 01:00:49,842 --> 01:00:53,142
  6554. This place can bring out
  6555. the worst in some people...
  6556.  
  6557. 1437
  6558. 01:00:53,144 --> 01:00:54,745
  6559. but you gotta ignore all this.
  6560.  
  6561. 1438
  6562. 01:00:54,747 --> 01:00:58,147
  6563. This isn't about you, Ralph.
  6564. It's about them.
  6565.  
  6566. 1439
  6567. 01:00:58,149 --> 01:01:00,149
  6568. I don't care.
  6569. It's fine.
  6570.  
  6571. 1440
  6572. 01:01:01,754 --> 01:01:04,624
  6573. People hated me my whole life
  6574. for being the bad guy.
  6575.  
  6576. 1441
  6577. 01:01:05,758 --> 01:01:07,357
  6578. It's just a good reminder
  6579.  
  6580. 1442
  6581. 01:01:07,359 --> 01:01:08,726
  6582. that this is the only heart
  6583.  
  6584. 1443
  6585. 01:01:08,728 --> 01:01:09,562
  6586. that really matters.
  6587.  
  6588. 1444
  6589. 01:01:10,428 --> 01:01:12,161
  6590. Vanellope gave me this...
  6591.  
  6592. 1445
  6593. 01:01:12,163 --> 01:01:13,597
  6594. and as long as she likes me...
  6595.  
  6596. 1446
  6597. 01:01:13,599 --> 01:01:15,432
  6598. I don't need anybody else.
  6599.  
  6600. 1447
  6601. 01:01:15,434 --> 01:01:17,100
  6602. And I sure
  6603. don't need the Internet.
  6604.  
  6605. 1448
  6606. 01:01:17,102 --> 01:01:18,569
  6607. Hold on.
  6608.  
  6609. 1449
  6610. 01:01:18,571 --> 01:01:20,604
  6611. It's not all bad.
  6612.  
  6613. 1450
  6614. 01:01:20,606 --> 01:01:22,606
  6615. The Internet
  6616. can also be a place...
  6617.  
  6618. 1451
  6619. 01:01:22,608 --> 01:01:25,108
  6620. where you find a steering
  6621. wheel at one website...
  6622.  
  6623. 1452
  6624. 01:01:25,110 --> 01:01:28,445
  6625. and make enough money
  6626. to buy it at another one.
  6627.  
  6628. 1453
  6629. 01:01:28,447 --> 01:01:30,581
  6630. Congratulations, Ralph.
  6631. You did it.
  6632.  
  6633. 1454
  6634. 01:01:30,583 --> 01:01:31,849
  6635. Wait, really?
  6636.  
  6637. 1455
  6638. 01:01:31,851 --> 01:01:34,217
  6639. Yes, check your
  6640. Buzzzy account.
  6641.  
  6642. 1456
  6643. 01:01:34,219 --> 01:01:37,186
  6644. You needed 27K,
  6645. you got over 30 grand!
  6646.  
  6647. 1457
  6648. 01:01:37,188 --> 01:01:38,422
  6649. Oh, my gosh!
  6650.  
  6651. 1458
  6652. 01:01:38,424 --> 01:01:39,857
  6653. This is great!
  6654.  
  6655. 1459
  6656. 01:01:39,859 --> 01:01:41,792
  6657. Thank you, Yesss. I couldn't
  6658. have done it without you!
  6659.  
  6660. 1460
  6661. 01:01:41,794 --> 01:01:43,192
  6662. That's really true.
  6663.  
  6664. 1461
  6665. 01:01:43,194 --> 01:01:44,628
  6666. Hey, eboy?
  6667.  
  6668. 1462
  6669. 01:01:44,630 --> 01:01:46,195
  6670. What do you need, ace?
  6671.  
  6672. 1463
  6673. 01:01:46,197 --> 01:01:47,765
  6674. Can you give me a ride?
  6675.  
  6676. 1464
  6677. 01:01:47,767 --> 01:01:49,835
  6678. Let's hop along, Cassidy.
  6679.  
  6680. 1465
  6681. 01:01:51,202 --> 01:01:53,573
  6682. Come on, song, come on.
  6683.  
  6684. 1466
  6685. 01:01:54,540 --> 01:01:56,141
  6686. I'm reflecting.
  6687.  
  6688. 1467
  6689. 01:01:56,776 --> 01:01:58,141
  6690. What is it that I want?
  6691.  
  6692. 1468
  6693. 01:01:58,143 --> 01:01:59,510
  6694. What is my quest?
  6695.  
  6696. 1469
  6697. 01:01:59,512 --> 01:02:01,480
  6698. What is my dream?
  6699.  
  6700. 1470
  6701. 01:02:03,716 --> 01:02:06,149
  6702. Well, ladies, I tried.
  6703.  
  6704. 1471
  6705. 01:02:06,151 --> 01:02:08,619
  6706. No song for this princess,
  6707. I guess.
  6708.  
  6709. 1472
  6710. 01:02:08,621 --> 01:02:10,556
  6711. Ooh! Huh.
  6712.  
  6713. 1473
  6714. 01:02:12,190 --> 01:02:14,157
  6715. How does this thing work?
  6716.  
  6717. 1474
  6718. 01:02:14,159 --> 01:02:15,559
  6719. <i>Hey, kid, can you see me?</i>
  6720.  
  6721. 1475
  6722. 01:02:15,561 --> 01:02:17,461
  6723. Yeah! Yeah,
  6724. you're right there.
  6725.  
  6726. 1476
  6727. 01:02:17,463 --> 01:02:19,563
  6728. <i>We did it! We got the money!</i>
  6729.  
  6730. 1477
  6731. 01:02:19,565 --> 01:02:21,899
  6732. No way, Ralph!
  6733. That's great!
  6734.  
  6735. 1478
  6736. 01:02:21,901 --> 01:02:24,401
  6737. I'm on my way to ebay
  6738. right now with the eboy.
  6739.  
  6740. 1479
  6741. 01:02:24,403 --> 01:02:25,669
  6742. We're almost there, champ.
  6743.  
  6744. 1480
  6745. 01:02:25,671 --> 01:02:26,804
  6746. Good work, eboy.
  6747.  
  6748. 1481
  6749. 01:02:26,806 --> 01:02:29,239
  6750. Hey, meet me out in front of
  6751. ebay in five minutes, okay?
  6752.  
  6753. 1482
  6754. 01:02:29,241 --> 01:02:30,808
  6755. <i>Okay, I'll see you soon.</i>
  6756.  
  6757. 1483
  6758. 01:02:30,810 --> 01:02:32,676
  6759. We're going home, kid!
  6760.  
  6761. 1484
  6762. 01:02:32,678 --> 01:02:34,845
  6763. <i>Our lives can finally
  6764. get back to normal.</i>
  6765.  
  6766. 1485
  6767. 01:02:34,847 --> 01:02:35,815
  6768. <i>Whoo-hoo!</i>
  6769.  
  6770. 1486
  6771. 01:02:38,250 --> 01:02:41,418
  6772. Wow, I can't believe it.
  6773. I get to go home.
  6774.  
  6775. 1487
  6776. 01:02:41,420 --> 01:02:42,820
  6777. So, I guess that's it.
  6778.  
  6779. 1488
  6780. 01:02:42,822 --> 01:02:45,891
  6781. I guess I just wanted a...
  6782. a steering wheel.
  6783.  
  6784. 1489
  6785. 01:02:46,826 --> 01:02:49,259
  6786. And now, I got it, so...
  6787.  
  6788. 1490
  6789. 01:02:49,261 --> 01:02:50,563
  6790. whoo-hoo.
  6791.  
  6792. 1491
  6793. 01:02:55,601 --> 01:02:56,834
  6794. <i>Slaughter Race?</i>
  6795.  
  6796. 1492
  6797. 01:03:04,410 --> 01:03:08,545
  6798. <i>♪ What can it be that calls
  6799. me to this place today?</i>
  6800.  
  6801. 1493
  6802. 01:03:08,547 --> 01:03:11,248
  6803. <i>♪ This lawless car ballet?</i>
  6804.  
  6805. 1494
  6806. 01:03:11,250 --> 01:03:14,752
  6807. <i>♪ What can it be?</i>
  6808.  
  6809. 1495
  6810. 01:03:14,754 --> 01:03:18,856
  6811. <i>♪ Am I a baby pigeon
  6812. sprouting wings to soar?</i>
  6813.  
  6814. 1496
  6815. 01:03:18,858 --> 01:03:20,591
  6816. <i>♪ Was that a metaphor?</i>
  6817.  
  6818. 1497
  6819. 01:03:20,593 --> 01:03:23,794
  6820. <i>♪ Hey, there's a dollar store</i>
  6821.  
  6822. 1498
  6823. 01:03:23,796 --> 01:03:27,431
  6824. <i>♪ Look!
  6825. I'm rhyming</i>
  6826.  
  6827. 1499
  6828. 01:03:27,433 --> 01:03:31,735
  6829. <i>♪ My spirits climbing</i>
  6830.  
  6831. 1500
  6832. 01:03:31,737 --> 01:03:35,441
  6833. <i>♪ As I'm called through
  6834. this fog of mace</i>
  6835.  
  6836. 1501
  6837. 01:03:36,442 --> 01:03:39,944
  6838. <i>♪ To this place called</i>
  6839.  
  6840. 1502
  6841. 01:03:39,946 --> 01:03:43,616
  6842. <i>♪ Slaughter Race</i>
  6843.  
  6844. 1503
  6845. 01:03:46,752 --> 01:03:48,619
  6846. <i>♪ Welcome back
  6847. Watch your head</i>
  6848.  
  6849. 1504
  6850. 01:03:48,621 --> 01:03:50,521
  6851. <i>♪ Hate to see you
  6852. end up dead</i>
  6853.  
  6854. 1505
  6855. 01:03:50,523 --> 01:03:52,023
  6856. <i>♪ Let's get
  6857. this party rollin'</i>
  6858.  
  6859. 1506
  6860. 01:03:52,025 --> 01:03:53,791
  6861. <i>♪ Is that appliance stolen?</i>
  6862.  
  6863. 1507
  6864. 01:03:53,793 --> 01:03:55,292
  6865. - <i>♪ We have</i>
  6866. - <i>♪ Fallen wires</i>
  6867.  
  6868. 1508
  6869. 01:03:55,294 --> 01:03:56,460
  6870. - <i>♪ Dumpster fires</i>
  6871. - <i>♪ Creepy clowns</i>
  6872.  
  6873. 1509
  6874. 01:03:56,462 --> 01:03:57,761
  6875. <i>♪ And burning tires</i>
  6876.  
  6877. 1510
  6878. 01:03:57,763 --> 01:03:59,463
  6879. <i>♪ That great white
  6880. in the sewer</i>
  6881.  
  6882. 1511
  6883. 01:03:59,465 --> 01:04:00,664
  6884. <i>♪ You'll be happy
  6885. that you knew her</i>
  6886.  
  6887. 1512
  6888. 01:04:00,666 --> 01:04:01,765
  6889. <i>♪ Fin bump!</i>
  6890.  
  6891. 1513
  6892. 01:04:01,767 --> 01:04:03,500
  6893. <i>♪ Dogs and cats
  6894. They sure taste great</i>
  6895.  
  6896. 1514
  6897. 01:04:03,502 --> 01:04:05,436
  6898. <i>♪ With a side of license plate</i>
  6899.  
  6900. 1515
  6901. 01:04:05,438 --> 01:04:06,771
  6902. <i>♪ Some find us deplorable</i>
  6903.  
  6904. 1516
  6905. 01:04:06,773 --> 01:04:08,973
  6906. <i>♪ Well, I think
  6907. you're adorable</i>
  6908.  
  6909. 1517
  6910. 01:04:08,975 --> 01:04:12,476
  6911. <i>♪ We may be a motley crew
  6912. But our hearts ring true</i>
  6913.  
  6914. 1518
  6915. 01:04:12,478 --> 01:04:15,345
  6916. <i>♪ And just for you
  6917. A face tattoo</i>
  6918.  
  6919. 1519
  6920. 01:04:30,964 --> 01:04:34,668
  6921. <i>♪ Slaughter Race</i>
  6922.  
  6923. 1520
  6924. 01:04:36,703 --> 01:04:40,370
  6925. <i>♪ My heart's in flight
  6926. And wow, it's a blast</i>
  6927.  
  6928. 1521
  6929. 01:04:40,372 --> 01:04:43,540
  6930. <i>♪ Feels like my dreams
  6931. are real at last</i>
  6932.  
  6933. 1522
  6934. 01:04:43,542 --> 01:04:47,679
  6935. <i>♪ No trace of a frown
  6936. upon your face</i>
  6937.  
  6938. 1523
  6939. 01:04:47,681 --> 01:04:49,346
  6940. <i>♪ Flying so fast</i>
  6941.  
  6942. 1524
  6943. 01:04:49,348 --> 01:04:50,949
  6944. <i>♪ Setting the pace</i>
  6945.  
  6946. 1525
  6947. 01:04:50,951 --> 01:04:54,886
  6948. - <i>♪ Living the life</i>
  6949. - <i>♪ Loving the chase</i>
  6950.  
  6951. 1526
  6952. 01:04:54,888 --> 01:04:57,856
  6953. - <i>♪ Now is the time</i>
  6954. - <i>♪ Here is the place</i>
  6955.  
  6956. 1527
  6957. 01:04:57,858 --> 01:05:01,795
  6958. <i>♪ This Slaughter Race!</i>
  6959.  
  6960. 1528
  6961. 01:05:12,072 --> 01:05:15,640
  6962. <i>♪ I know I should go</i>
  6963.  
  6964. 1529
  6965. 01:05:15,642 --> 01:05:19,711
  6966. <i>♪ But home feels so slow</i>
  6967.  
  6968. 1530
  6969. 01:05:19,713 --> 01:05:25,884
  6970. <i>♪ These roads are paved
  6971. with dreams</i>
  6972.  
  6973. 1531
  6974. 01:05:25,886 --> 01:05:28,320
  6975. <i>♪ Happy dreams
  6976. Not creepy clown dreams</i>
  6977.  
  6978. 1532
  6979. 01:05:29,823 --> 01:05:33,390
  6980. <i>♪ What would Ralph say</i>
  6981.  
  6982. 1533
  6983. 01:05:33,392 --> 01:05:37,529
  6984. <i>♪ If it turns out I stay?</i>
  6985.  
  6986. 1534
  6987. 01:05:37,531 --> 01:05:41,132
  6988. <i>♪ In this place called</i>
  6989.  
  6990. 1535
  6991. 01:05:41,134 --> 01:05:46,838
  6992. <i>♪ Slaughter</i>
  6993.  
  6994. 1536
  6995. 01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:51,878
  6996. <i>♪ Race</i>
  6997.  
  6998. 1537
  6999. 01:05:57,517 --> 01:06:01,586
  7000. <i>♪ In this place called</i>
  7001.  
  7002. 1538
  7003. 01:06:01,588 --> 01:06:05,091
  7004. <i>♪ Slaughter</i>
  7005.  
  7006. 1539
  7007. 01:06:06,159 --> 01:06:10,363
  7008. <i>♪ Race</i>
  7009.  
  7010. 1540
  7011. 01:06:17,804 --> 01:06:19,070
  7012. <i>That old, tired laptop</i>
  7013.  
  7014. 1541
  7015. 01:06:19,072 --> 01:06:21,806
  7016. <i>moving at a sloth speed?
  7017. Bid on a new one today!</i>
  7018.  
  7019. 1542
  7020. 01:06:21,808 --> 01:06:23,641
  7021. Do you wanna get rich
  7022. playing video games?
  7023.  
  7024. 1543
  7025. 01:06:23,643 --> 01:06:24,876
  7026. Click here to...
  7027.  
  7028. 1544
  7029. 01:06:24,878 --> 01:06:27,078
  7030. Oh. Ralph. Ralph!
  7031. Hey, there.
  7032.  
  7033. 1545
  7034. 01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:28,146
  7035. Oh, hey, Spamley.
  7036.  
  7037. 1546
  7038. 01:06:28,148 --> 01:06:29,480
  7039. What's the good word,
  7040. brother?
  7041.  
  7042. 1547
  7043. 01:06:29,482 --> 01:06:31,916
  7044. Well, the good word is I just
  7045. paid for the steering wheel...
  7046.  
  7047. 1548
  7048. 01:06:31,918 --> 01:06:33,451
  7049. and we are going home.
  7050.  
  7051. 1549
  7052. 01:06:33,453 --> 01:06:34,552
  7053. Congratulations.
  7054.  
  7055. 1550
  7056. 01:06:34,554 --> 01:06:35,820
  7057. Thanks.
  7058.  
  7059. 1551
  7060. 01:06:35,822 --> 01:06:37,956
  7061. Hey, have you seen
  7062. Vanellope anywhere?
  7063.  
  7064. 1552
  7065. 01:06:37,958 --> 01:06:40,058
  7066. Oh, uh, your little chum?
  7067. Uh, no, no, I haven't.
  7068.  
  7069. 1553
  7070. 01:06:40,060 --> 01:06:42,093
  7071. Hope she's not lost.
  7072.  
  7073. 1554
  7074. 01:06:42,095 --> 01:06:44,030
  7075. Let me try to reach her
  7076. on this doohickey.
  7077.  
  7078. 1555
  7079. 01:06:54,708 --> 01:06:56,608
  7080. See over there?
  7081. Over that mountain?
  7082.  
  7083. 1556
  7084. 01:06:56,610 --> 01:06:58,843
  7085. - Yeah.
  7086. - That's the Sequoia Speedway.
  7087.  
  7088. 1557
  7089. 01:06:58,845 --> 01:07:00,478
  7090. <i>It's gonna be unlocked
  7091. next month.</i>
  7092.  
  7093. 1558
  7094. 01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:02,480
  7095. Hey, what are you doing
  7096. in that awful game with her?
  7097.  
  7098. 1559
  7099. 01:07:02,482 --> 01:07:04,015
  7100. <i>I think
  7101. the track will end...</i>
  7102.  
  7103. 1560
  7104. 01:07:04,017 --> 01:07:06,618
  7105. right over there. Yo,
  7106. it's gonna be so tight.
  7107.  
  7108. 1561
  7109. 01:07:06,620 --> 01:07:08,653
  7110. Oh, I love it.
  7111.  
  7112. 1562
  7113. 01:07:08,655 --> 01:07:09,954
  7114. Hey, can I tell you something
  7115.  
  7116. 1563
  7117. 01:07:09,956 --> 01:07:12,191
  7118. that I don't think
  7119. I could ever tell Ralph?
  7120.  
  7121. 1564
  7122. 01:07:12,193 --> 01:07:13,625
  7123. Of course.
  7124.  
  7125. 1565
  7126. 01:07:13,627 --> 01:07:15,160
  7127. I know it sounds crazy...
  7128.  
  7129. 1566
  7130. 01:07:15,162 --> 01:07:18,665
  7131. but the second I walked
  7132. into this game, it felt...
  7133.  
  7134. 1567
  7135. 01:07:19,532 --> 01:07:21,733
  7136. Well, it felt like home.
  7137.  
  7138. 1568
  7139. 01:07:21,735 --> 01:07:24,103
  7140. I mean, more than
  7141. <i>Sugar Rush</i> ever did.
  7142.  
  7143. 1569
  7144. 01:07:24,105 --> 01:07:26,105
  7145. Oh, yeah? How so?
  7146.  
  7147. 1570
  7148. 01:07:26,107 --> 01:07:27,939
  7149. 'Cause it's like my dream.
  7150.  
  7151. 1571
  7152. 01:07:27,941 --> 01:07:30,142
  7153. It's full of weirdos...
  7154.  
  7155. 1572
  7156. 01:07:30,144 --> 01:07:33,511
  7157. and the racing
  7158. is super dangerous...
  7159.  
  7160. 1573
  7161. 01:07:33,513 --> 01:07:35,849
  7162. and you never know
  7163. what's gonna happen next.
  7164.  
  7165. 1574
  7166. 01:07:36,716 --> 01:07:38,017
  7167. I mean, back home,
  7168.  
  7169. 1575
  7170. 01:07:38,019 --> 01:07:40,485
  7171. I know exactly
  7172. what's gonna happen next...
  7173.  
  7174. 1576
  7175. 01:07:40,487 --> 01:07:43,490
  7176. because Ralph's dream is to
  7177. do the same thing every day.
  7178.  
  7179. 1577
  7180. 01:07:45,659 --> 01:07:46,793
  7181. Hmm.
  7182.  
  7183. 1578
  7184. 01:07:49,030 --> 01:07:52,530
  7185. Here's something
  7186. I wish I'd learned years ago.
  7187.  
  7188. 1579
  7189. 01:07:52,532 --> 01:07:54,199
  7190. There is no law
  7191.  
  7192. 1580
  7193. 01:07:54,201 --> 01:07:57,635
  7194. saying best friends
  7195. have to have the same dreams.
  7196.  
  7197. 1581
  7198. 01:07:57,637 --> 01:07:58,638
  7199. You know?
  7200.  
  7201. 1582
  7202. 01:07:59,073 --> 01:08:00,205
  7203. Whoa.
  7204.  
  7205. 1583
  7206. 01:08:00,207 --> 01:08:01,874
  7207. Yeah.
  7208.  
  7209. 1584
  7210. 01:08:01,876 --> 01:08:05,244
  7211. You are a very
  7212. wise person, Shank.
  7213.  
  7214. 1585
  7215. 01:08:05,246 --> 01:08:07,645
  7216. And a good friend, too.
  7217.  
  7218. 1586
  7219. 01:08:07,647 --> 01:08:09,014
  7220. Thank you.
  7221.  
  7222. 1587
  7223. 01:08:09,016 --> 01:08:11,183
  7224. Around here, peeps like
  7225. to say, "Shank you."
  7226.  
  7227. 1588
  7228. 01:08:12,887 --> 01:08:14,820
  7229. You know,
  7230. after you go home
  7231.  
  7232. 1589
  7233. 01:08:14,822 --> 01:08:16,721
  7234. and your life
  7235. gets back to normal...
  7236.  
  7237. 1590
  7238. 01:08:16,723 --> 01:08:18,690
  7239. you are always
  7240. welcome here.
  7241.  
  7242. 1591
  7243. 01:08:18,692 --> 01:08:21,693
  7244. But that's the thing,
  7245. I want this to be my normal.
  7246.  
  7247. 1592
  7248. 01:08:21,695 --> 01:08:23,764
  7249. I want this to be my life.
  7250.  
  7251. 1593
  7252. 01:08:24,597 --> 01:08:25,967
  7253. I can't go home now.
  7254.  
  7255. 1594
  7256. 01:08:28,002 --> 01:08:29,236
  7257. I just can't.
  7258.  
  7259. 1595
  7260. 01:08:37,577 --> 01:08:38,578
  7261. Wow.
  7262.  
  7263. 1596
  7264. 01:08:39,612 --> 01:08:40,713
  7265. You know,
  7266. where I come from,
  7267.  
  7268. 1597
  7269. 01:08:40,715 --> 01:08:43,015
  7270. that's called
  7271. a kick in the face.
  7272.  
  7273. 1598
  7274. 01:08:43,017 --> 01:08:44,950
  7275. I can't believe it.
  7276.  
  7277. 1599
  7278. 01:08:44,952 --> 01:08:47,920
  7279. A straight-up donkey kick
  7280. to the teeth.
  7281.  
  7282. 1600
  7283. 01:08:47,922 --> 01:08:49,924
  7284. She's supposed to be
  7285. my best friend.
  7286.  
  7287. 1601
  7288. 01:08:50,590 --> 01:08:51,993
  7289. No, this can't be right.
  7290.  
  7291. 1602
  7292. 01:08:53,294 --> 01:08:55,127
  7293. No, she's been brainwashed.
  7294.  
  7295. 1603
  7296. 01:08:55,129 --> 01:08:56,628
  7297. That's what this is.
  7298.  
  7299. 1604
  7300. 01:08:56,630 --> 01:08:57,663
  7301. Because the Vanellope I know
  7302.  
  7303. 1605
  7304. 01:08:57,665 --> 01:08:59,098
  7305. would never abandon me
  7306. like that.
  7307.  
  7308. 1606
  7309. 01:08:59,100 --> 01:09:00,866
  7310. I gotta get her out
  7311. of there now.
  7312.  
  7313. 1607
  7314. 01:09:00,868 --> 01:09:03,135
  7315. Hey, easy now, tiger.
  7316.  
  7317. 1608
  7318. 01:09:03,137 --> 01:09:04,269
  7319. I admire the impulse...
  7320.  
  7321. 1609
  7322. 01:09:04,271 --> 01:09:06,805
  7323. but you charge in there
  7324. like some white knight...
  7325.  
  7326. 1610
  7327. 01:09:06,807 --> 01:09:08,307
  7328. she's liable to hold it
  7329. against you.
  7330.  
  7331. 1611
  7332. 01:09:08,309 --> 01:09:10,743
  7333. So what? I'm supposed to
  7334. just let her stay in a game
  7335.  
  7336. 1612
  7337. 01:09:10,745 --> 01:09:11,877
  7338. that's obviously bad for her?
  7339.  
  7340. 1613
  7341. 01:09:11,879 --> 01:09:13,078
  7342. Of course not.
  7343.  
  7344. 1614
  7345. 01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:15,014
  7346. Then how do I make her leave?
  7347.  
  7348. 1615
  7349. 01:09:15,016 --> 01:09:18,117
  7350. She thinks it's so cool
  7351. and exciting in there.
  7352.  
  7353. 1616
  7354. 01:09:18,119 --> 01:09:21,987
  7355. Unless you know how I can
  7356. make the game boring or...
  7357.  
  7358. 1617
  7359. 01:09:21,989 --> 01:09:25,791
  7360. Wait. You know about viruses
  7361. and stuff, right, Spamley?
  7362.  
  7363. 1618
  7364. 01:09:25,793 --> 01:09:27,760
  7365. - Who's asking?
  7366. - Whoa.
  7367.  
  7368. 1619
  7369. 01:09:27,762 --> 01:09:29,094
  7370. Back home, me and the kid
  7371.  
  7372. 1620
  7373. 01:09:29,096 --> 01:09:31,697
  7374. used to goof off
  7375. in this game called <i>Tron.</i>
  7376.  
  7377. 1621
  7378. 01:09:31,699 --> 01:09:34,266
  7379. But then it got a virus that
  7380. made the motorbikes go slow...
  7381.  
  7382. 1622
  7383. 01:09:34,268 --> 01:09:36,268
  7384. and then Vanellope stopped
  7385. wanting to hang out in there.
  7386.  
  7387. 1623
  7388. 01:09:36,270 --> 01:09:37,936
  7389. So, is there a way
  7390.  
  7391. 1624
  7392. 01:09:37,938 --> 01:09:40,105
  7393. to do something
  7394. like that to <i>Slaughter Race?</i>
  7395.  
  7396. 1625
  7397. 01:09:40,107 --> 01:09:41,142
  7398. Oh, there's ways.
  7399.  
  7400. 1626
  7401. 01:09:42,610 --> 01:09:43,577
  7402. Follow me.
  7403.  
  7404. 1627
  7405. 01:09:48,349 --> 01:09:49,948
  7406. I got mothers' maiden names...
  7407.  
  7408. 1628
  7409. 01:09:49,950 --> 01:09:52,284
  7410. social security numbers,
  7411. PIN numbers...
  7412.  
  7413. 1629
  7414. 01:09:52,286 --> 01:09:53,719
  7415. Now, this area down here
  7416.  
  7417. 1630
  7418. 01:09:53,721 --> 01:09:55,287
  7419. is what's called the Darknet.
  7420.  
  7421. 1631
  7422. 01:09:55,289 --> 01:09:57,156
  7423. A lot of shady characters
  7424. hang out down here...
  7425.  
  7426. 1632
  7427. 01:09:57,158 --> 01:09:59,324
  7428. so try to keep a low profile.
  7429. Gord!
  7430.  
  7431. 1633
  7432. 01:09:59,326 --> 01:10:01,126
  7433. Oh, there you are.
  7434.  
  7435. 1634
  7436. 01:10:01,128 --> 01:10:03,662
  7437. Now Gord here, he's
  7438. dabbled in virus-making.
  7439.  
  7440. 1635
  7441. 01:10:03,664 --> 01:10:05,664
  7442. But his cousin, this guy
  7443. we're gonna go see...
  7444.  
  7445. 1636
  7446. 01:10:05,666 --> 01:10:08,636
  7447. Double Dan, this dude
  7448. is a virus-making machine.
  7449.  
  7450. 1637
  7451. 01:10:09,804 --> 01:10:10,836
  7452. Oh, oh, here we go.
  7453.  
  7454. 1638
  7455. 01:10:10,838 --> 01:10:12,871
  7456. Are you sure this is safe?
  7457.  
  7458. 1639
  7459. 01:10:12,873 --> 01:10:14,706
  7460. Is it safe?
  7461. Of course it is.
  7462.  
  7463. 1640
  7464. 01:10:14,708 --> 01:10:17,676
  7465. Just whatever you do, do not
  7466. look at his little brother.
  7467.  
  7468. 1641
  7469. 01:10:17,678 --> 01:10:19,180
  7470. Oh, he has a little brother?
  7471.  
  7472. 1642
  7473. 01:10:22,950 --> 01:10:24,783
  7474. Double Dan!
  7475.  
  7476. 1643
  7477. 01:10:24,785 --> 01:10:26,185
  7478. Long time no see.
  7479.  
  7480. 1644
  7481. 01:10:26,187 --> 01:10:27,686
  7482. Who are you?
  7483.  
  7484. 1645
  7485. 01:10:27,688 --> 01:10:29,088
  7486. JP Spamley.
  7487.  
  7488. 1646
  7489. 01:10:29,090 --> 01:10:31,090
  7490. Uh, we met one time
  7491. over at Friendster...
  7492.  
  7493. 1647
  7494. 01:10:31,092 --> 01:10:34,726
  7495. which tells you
  7496. it had to be a long time ago.
  7497.  
  7498. 1648
  7499. 01:10:34,728 --> 01:10:36,196
  7500. - Oye. What are you looking at?
  7501. - Nothing.
  7502.  
  7503. 1649
  7504. 01:10:36,198 --> 01:10:37,297
  7505. Are you looking at my brother?
  7506.  
  7507. 1650
  7508. 01:10:37,299 --> 01:10:38,364
  7509. - No, sir.
  7510. - Don't you look
  7511.  
  7512. 1651
  7513. 01:10:38,366 --> 01:10:39,332
  7514. at my little brother.
  7515.  
  7516. 1652
  7517. 01:10:39,334 --> 01:10:41,667
  7518. - Oh, no, I wasn't.
  7519. - He's very self-conscious!
  7520.  
  7521. 1653
  7522. 01:10:44,705 --> 01:10:45,971
  7523. You?
  7524.  
  7525. 1654
  7526. 01:10:45,973 --> 01:10:47,840
  7527. What are you doing here?
  7528.  
  7529. 1655
  7530. 01:10:47,842 --> 01:10:49,074
  7531. Uh...
  7532.  
  7533. 1656
  7534. 01:10:49,076 --> 01:10:51,311
  7535. The reason I came to
  7536. your neck of the face...
  7537.  
  7538. 1657
  7539. 01:10:51,313 --> 01:10:54,113
  7540. I mean, there's a face
  7541. in your neck. I mean, woods.
  7542.  
  7543. 1658
  7544. 01:10:54,115 --> 01:10:56,449
  7545. Neck of the woods. The reason
  7546. I'm here is 'cause I...
  7547.  
  7548. 1659
  7549. 01:10:56,451 --> 01:10:58,917
  7550. Well, I heard
  7551. a little tumor, rumor...
  7552.  
  7553. 1660
  7554. 01:10:58,919 --> 01:11:00,353
  7555. I heard a rumor
  7556. that you could, well,
  7557.  
  7558. 1661
  7559. 01:11:00,355 --> 01:11:02,754
  7560. give me a harmless virus
  7561. kind of thing...
  7562.  
  7563. 1662
  7564. 01:11:02,756 --> 01:11:03,722
  7565. that might be able to
  7566.  
  7567. 1663
  7568. 01:11:03,724 --> 01:11:05,724
  7569. slow down
  7570. the <i>Slaughter Ra</i> game?
  7571.  
  7572. 1664
  7573. 01:11:05,726 --> 01:11:07,460
  7574. Oh, yeah.
  7575.  
  7576. 1665
  7577. 01:11:07,462 --> 01:11:10,296
  7578. My cousin Gordon told me
  7579. that you wanted to crash it.
  7580.  
  7581. 1666
  7582. 01:11:10,298 --> 01:11:11,397
  7583. Crash it? No!
  7584.  
  7585. 1667
  7586. 01:11:11,399 --> 01:11:13,266
  7587. No, no, no.
  7588.  
  7589. 1668
  7590. 01:11:13,268 --> 01:11:14,867
  7591. I don't want
  7592. anyone getting hurt.
  7593.  
  7594. 1669
  7595. 01:11:14,869 --> 01:11:16,001
  7596. Hmm.
  7597.  
  7598. 1670
  7599. 01:11:16,003 --> 01:11:18,071
  7600. If there's a way
  7601. to just, uh...
  7602.  
  7603. 1671
  7604. 01:11:18,073 --> 01:11:19,038
  7605. I don't know...
  7606.  
  7607. 1672
  7608. 01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:21,374
  7609. just make the cars
  7610. go slow or something...
  7611.  
  7612. 1673
  7613. 01:11:21,376 --> 01:11:23,976
  7614. so the game is boring...
  7615.  
  7616. 1674
  7617. 01:11:23,978 --> 01:11:26,112
  7618. and my friend
  7619. comes back home to me.
  7620.  
  7621. 1675
  7622. 01:11:26,114 --> 01:11:30,016
  7623. Allow me to
  7624. introduce you to Arthur.
  7625.  
  7626. 1676
  7627. 01:11:31,386 --> 01:11:33,419
  7628. Easy there, boy.
  7629.  
  7630. 1677
  7631. 01:11:33,421 --> 01:11:35,255
  7632. He's keen.
  7633.  
  7634. 1678
  7635. 01:11:35,257 --> 01:11:39,092
  7636. Arthur's what I call
  7637. an insecurity virus.
  7638.  
  7639. 1679
  7640. 01:11:39,094 --> 01:11:41,927
  7641. Means he looks for
  7642. little flaws and weaknesses
  7643.  
  7644. 1680
  7645. 01:11:41,929 --> 01:11:43,831
  7646. that make a program insecure.
  7647.  
  7648. 1681
  7649. 01:11:46,368 --> 01:11:49,135
  7650. You release him into that
  7651. <i>Slaughter Race</i> game,
  7652.  
  7653. 1682
  7654. 01:11:49,137 --> 01:11:51,870
  7655. Arthur will find some defect
  7656. in the code.
  7657.  
  7658. 1683
  7659. 01:11:51,872 --> 01:11:53,439
  7660. Then he'll copy that defect
  7661.  
  7662. 1684
  7663. 01:11:53,441 --> 01:11:56,176
  7664. and spread it
  7665. all over the game...
  7666.  
  7667. 1685
  7668. 01:11:56,178 --> 01:11:59,811
  7669. until everything becomes,
  7670. quote, unquote, "boring"...
  7671.  
  7672. 1686
  7673. 01:11:59,813 --> 01:12:02,248
  7674. just like you wanted.
  7675.  
  7676. 1687
  7677. 01:12:02,250 --> 01:12:03,416
  7678. Okay.
  7679.  
  7680. 1688
  7681. 01:12:03,418 --> 01:12:05,318
  7682. Just to be super clear here...
  7683.  
  7684. 1689
  7685. 01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:06,785
  7686. no one gets hurt, right?
  7687.  
  7688. 1690
  7689. 01:12:06,787 --> 01:12:07,921
  7690. Are you stupid?
  7691.  
  7692. 1691
  7693. 01:12:07,923 --> 01:12:09,088
  7694. Well, uh...
  7695.  
  7696. 1692
  7697. 01:12:09,090 --> 01:12:11,291
  7698. Because the only way
  7699. anyone gets hurt...
  7700.  
  7701. 1693
  7702. 01:12:11,293 --> 01:12:12,791
  7703. is if you are stupid.
  7704.  
  7705. 1694
  7706. 01:12:12,793 --> 01:12:14,294
  7707. All you have to do...
  7708.  
  7709. 1695
  7710. 01:12:14,296 --> 01:12:17,830
  7711. is make sure the virus stays
  7712. in <i>Slaughter Race.</i>
  7713.  
  7714. 1696
  7715. 01:12:17,832 --> 01:12:19,832
  7716. Right. Don't be stupid.
  7717.  
  7718. 1697
  7719. 01:12:19,834 --> 01:12:21,167
  7720. Make sure it doesn't get out
  7721. of <i>Slaughter Race.</i>
  7722.  
  7723. 1698
  7724. 01:12:21,169 --> 01:12:22,268
  7725. Goiter it. Gah!
  7726.  
  7727. 1699
  7728. 01:12:22,270 --> 01:12:23,436
  7729. - Got it! Got it.
  7730. - Get out!
  7731.  
  7732. 1700
  7733. 01:12:23,438 --> 01:12:24,971
  7734. Thank you,
  7735. you're a cyst face.
  7736.  
  7737. 1701
  7738. 01:12:24,973 --> 01:12:26,139
  7739. - Out!
  7740. - I mean, assistance.
  7741.  
  7742. 1702
  7743. 01:12:26,141 --> 01:12:28,007
  7744. Thank you for your
  7745. cyst face... Assistance.
  7746.  
  7747. 1703
  7748. 01:12:28,009 --> 01:12:29,475
  7749. - Get out!
  7750. - Goodbye!
  7751.  
  7752. 1704
  7753. 01:12:29,477 --> 01:12:31,044
  7754. Ugh.
  7755.  
  7756. 1705
  7757. 01:12:34,182 --> 01:12:36,015
  7758. Ah! Fiddlesticks!
  7759. Well, that's game.
  7760.  
  7761. 1706
  7762. 01:12:36,017 --> 01:12:37,350
  7763. Ah, beginner's luck.
  7764.  
  7765. 1707
  7766. 01:12:37,352 --> 01:12:39,018
  7767. Come on, kid.
  7768. I know a hustle
  7769.  
  7770. 1708
  7771. 01:12:39,020 --> 01:12:40,119
  7772. when I see one.
  7773.  
  7774. 1709
  7775. 01:12:41,256 --> 01:12:43,223
  7776. - Player's on the way.
  7777. - Thanks, Bob.
  7778.  
  7779. 1710
  7780. 01:12:43,225 --> 01:12:44,824
  7781. - Let's roll!
  7782. - Game faces on, guys.
  7783.  
  7784. 1711
  7785. 01:12:44,826 --> 01:12:46,926
  7786. Show time. You ready
  7787. for your first race?
  7788.  
  7789. 1712
  7790. 01:12:46,928 --> 01:12:49,329
  7791. Um, yeah. I think so.
  7792.  
  7793. 1713
  7794. 01:12:49,331 --> 01:12:51,931
  7795. Hey, don't be nervous.
  7796. You're gonna be great.
  7797.  
  7798. 1714
  7799. 01:12:51,933 --> 01:12:54,100
  7800. Yeah, no, I know.
  7801. I'll be fine.
  7802.  
  7803. 1715
  7804. 01:12:54,102 --> 01:12:56,238
  7805. Mmm. You didn't tell
  7806. Ralph yet, did you?
  7807.  
  7808. 1716
  7809. 01:12:57,372 --> 01:12:59,205
  7810. Not exactly.
  7811.  
  7812. 1717
  7813. 01:12:59,207 --> 01:13:01,841
  7814. Come on, V.
  7815. He's your best friend.
  7816.  
  7817. 1718
  7818. 01:13:01,843 --> 01:13:03,142
  7819. You gotta let him know
  7820.  
  7821. 1719
  7822. 01:13:03,144 --> 01:13:04,877
  7823. you're planning on
  7824. staying here for a while.
  7825.  
  7826. 1720
  7827. 01:13:04,879 --> 01:13:07,880
  7828. I know. But he's gonna
  7829. get really upset.
  7830.  
  7831. 1721
  7832. 01:13:07,882 --> 01:13:09,882
  7833. Yeah, he might,
  7834. but you guys...
  7835.  
  7836. 1722
  7837. 01:13:09,884 --> 01:13:12,485
  7838. you'll talk, you'll work it
  7839. out, you'll figure it out.
  7840.  
  7841. 1723
  7842. 01:13:12,487 --> 01:13:14,287
  7843. Yeah, but what if we don't?
  7844.  
  7845. 1724
  7846. 01:13:14,289 --> 01:13:17,090
  7847. What if his feelings
  7848. get hurt so bad...
  7849.  
  7850. 1725
  7851. 01:13:17,092 --> 01:13:19,158
  7852. he won't wanna be
  7853. my friend anymore?
  7854.  
  7855. 1726
  7856. 01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:22,395
  7857. Look.
  7858. All friendships change...
  7859.  
  7860. 1727
  7861. 01:13:22,397 --> 01:13:24,230
  7862. but the good ones...
  7863.  
  7864. 1728
  7865. 01:13:24,232 --> 01:13:25,566
  7866. they get stronger
  7867. because of it.
  7868.  
  7869. 1729
  7870. 01:13:27,035 --> 01:13:28,935
  7871. Uh, Shank,
  7872. I hate to bother you...
  7873.  
  7874. 1730
  7875. 01:13:28,937 --> 01:13:31,271
  7876. but the player is waiting.
  7877.  
  7878. 1731
  7879. 01:13:31,273 --> 01:13:33,139
  7880. I'm not gonna tell you
  7881. what to do, kid.
  7882.  
  7883. 1732
  7884. 01:13:33,141 --> 01:13:34,209
  7885. It's your call.
  7886.  
  7887. 1733
  7888. 01:13:35,043 --> 01:13:36,077
  7889. Yeah, okay.
  7890.  
  7891. 1734
  7892. 01:13:37,012 --> 01:13:38,077
  7893. All right.
  7894.  
  7895. 1735
  7896. 01:13:38,079 --> 01:13:39,247
  7897. Let's race.
  7898.  
  7899. 1736
  7900. 01:13:53,529 --> 01:13:55,564
  7901. <i>Scanning for insecurities.</i>
  7902.  
  7903. 1737
  7904. 01:13:58,133 --> 01:13:59,834
  7905. <i>Scanning for insecurities.</i>
  7906.  
  7907. 1738
  7908. 01:14:02,203 --> 01:14:04,371
  7909. <i>"Precious Car-go."</i>
  7910.  
  7911. 1739
  7912. 01:14:04,373 --> 01:14:06,339
  7913. <i>Deliver the car
  7914. to Bert's Chop Shop...</i>
  7915.  
  7916. 1740
  7917. 01:14:06,341 --> 01:14:09,275
  7918. <i>but watch out
  7919. for Shank and her crew.</i>
  7920.  
  7921. 1741
  7922. 01:14:27,262 --> 01:14:29,128
  7923. Power drift
  7924. into a drift jump!
  7925.  
  7926. 1742
  7927. 01:14:29,130 --> 01:14:31,130
  7928. I saw it! You're amazing!
  7929.  
  7930. 1743
  7931. 01:14:31,132 --> 01:14:32,133
  7932. Thank you.
  7933.  
  7934. 1744
  7935. 01:14:41,243 --> 01:14:44,280
  7936. <i>Scanning for insecurities.</i>
  7937.  
  7938. 1745
  7939. 01:14:48,384 --> 01:14:51,052
  7940. Looks like we're not finished.
  7941. Come on, V.
  7942.  
  7943. 1746
  7944. 01:14:53,456 --> 01:14:55,054
  7945. Ralph?
  7946.  
  7947. 1747
  7948. 01:14:59,595 --> 01:15:00,927
  7949. Huh.
  7950.  
  7951. 1748
  7952. 01:15:00,929 --> 01:15:03,430
  7953. Okay. Relax. Relax!
  7954.  
  7955. 1749
  7956. 01:15:03,432 --> 01:15:04,631
  7957. I'll just call him
  7958. after the race.
  7959.  
  7960. 1750
  7961. 01:15:04,633 --> 01:15:06,266
  7962. It'll be okay.
  7963.  
  7964. 1751
  7965. 01:15:06,268 --> 01:15:07,436
  7966. <i>Ralph will be fine.</i>
  7967.  
  7968. 1752
  7969. 01:15:09,105 --> 01:15:10,373
  7970. <i>Insecurity detected.</i>
  7971.  
  7972. 1753
  7973. 01:15:12,441 --> 01:15:13,975
  7974. <i>Copying insecurity.</i>
  7975.  
  7976. 1754
  7977. 01:15:17,213 --> 01:15:19,613
  7978. <i>Distributing insecurity.</i>
  7979.  
  7980. 1755
  7981. 01:15:19,615 --> 01:15:21,682
  7982. <i>Distributing insecurity.</i>
  7983.  
  7984. 1756
  7985. 01:15:21,684 --> 01:15:25,252
  7986. <i>Distributing insecurity.
  7987. Distributing...</i>
  7988.  
  7989. 1757
  7990. 01:15:25,254 --> 01:15:28,157
  7991. What is happening?
  7992.  
  7993. 1758
  7994. 01:15:34,063 --> 01:15:35,362
  7995. What's going on, Spamley?
  7996.  
  7997. 1759
  7998. 01:15:35,364 --> 01:15:37,398
  7999. The whole place
  8000. is going crazy.
  8001.  
  8002. 1760
  8003. 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,466
  8004. I thought that virus was just
  8005. supposed to slow down her car.
  8006.  
  8007. 1761
  8008. 01:15:39,468 --> 01:15:40,567
  8009. It was.
  8010.  
  8011. 1762
  8012. 01:15:40,569 --> 01:15:42,438
  8013. It must've found something
  8014. real unstable in there.
  8015.  
  8016. 1763
  8017. 01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:46,140
  8018. It's her glitch.
  8019.  
  8020. 1764
  8021. 01:15:46,142 --> 01:15:47,641
  8022. <i>Game reboot begins</i>
  8023.  
  8024. 1765
  8025. 01:15:47,643 --> 01:15:49,476
  8026. <i>in 60 seconds.</i>
  8027.  
  8028. 1766
  8029. 01:15:49,478 --> 01:15:51,278
  8030. Whoa, hey! Hey, Ralph,
  8031. you can't go in there.
  8032.  
  8033. 1767
  8034. 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:52,246
  8035. They're gonna
  8036. reboot the game...
  8037.  
  8038. 1768
  8039. 01:15:52,248 --> 01:15:53,580
  8040. and anything that doesn't
  8041. belong in there
  8042.  
  8043. 1769
  8044. 01:15:53,582 --> 01:15:54,681
  8045. will be deleted.
  8046.  
  8047. 1770
  8048. 01:15:54,683 --> 01:15:56,250
  8049. Yeah, and if I don't
  8050. get her outta there,
  8051.  
  8052. 1771
  8053. 01:15:56,252 --> 01:15:57,620
  8054. Vanellope's gonna die!
  8055.  
  8056. 1772
  8057. 01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:02,523
  8058. Come on, kid. The game's crashing.
  8059. Let's go.
  8060.  
  8061. 1773
  8062. 01:16:02,525 --> 01:16:04,091
  8063. I think it's my glitch.
  8064.  
  8065. 1774
  8066. 01:16:04,093 --> 01:16:07,194
  8067. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
  8068. destroy your game.
  8069.  
  8070. 1775
  8071. 01:16:07,196 --> 01:16:10,264
  8072. We'll be fine, but your code
  8073. isn't part of this game.
  8074.  
  8075. 1776
  8076. 01:16:10,266 --> 01:16:13,068
  8077. We got to get you out of here now.
  8078. Follow me to the exit.
  8079.  
  8080. 1777
  8081. 01:16:22,011 --> 01:16:23,710
  8082. Oh, no, no!
  8083.  
  8084. 1778
  8085. 01:16:30,219 --> 01:16:31,351
  8086. Kid!
  8087.  
  8088. 1779
  8089. 01:16:31,353 --> 01:16:33,487
  8090. Kid, where are you?
  8091.  
  8092. 1780
  8093. 01:16:33,489 --> 01:16:35,689
  8094. The server
  8095. is rebooting, Ralph.
  8096.  
  8097. 1781
  8098. 01:16:35,691 --> 01:16:37,759
  8099. Both of you have to
  8100. get out of here now.
  8101.  
  8102. 1782
  8103. 01:16:37,761 --> 01:16:39,028
  8104. Kid, I got you. I got you.
  8105.  
  8106. 1783
  8107. 01:16:41,063 --> 01:16:42,262
  8108. <i>Game reboot...</i>
  8109.  
  8110. 1784
  8111. 01:16:42,264 --> 01:16:46,233
  8112. <i>in five, four, three...</i>
  8113.  
  8114. 1785
  8115. 01:16:46,235 --> 01:16:48,135
  8116. <i>two, one.</i>
  8117.  
  8118. 1786
  8119. 01:16:50,306 --> 01:16:52,107
  8120. <i>Reboot in progress.</i>
  8121.  
  8122. 1787
  8123. 01:16:55,578 --> 01:16:57,611
  8124. Come on, Vanellope. Wake up.
  8125.  
  8126. 1788
  8127. 01:16:57,613 --> 01:16:59,781
  8128. Come on. Don't leave me, kid.
  8129.  
  8130. 1789
  8131. 01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:03,751
  8132. Ralph?
  8133.  
  8134. 1790
  8135. 01:17:03,753 --> 01:17:06,555
  8136. Oh. There you are.
  8137. You okay, kid?
  8138.  
  8139. 1791
  8140. 01:17:07,289 --> 01:17:10,758
  8141. Ralph, I messed up so bad.
  8142.  
  8143. 1792
  8144. 01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,460
  8145. No. No, you didn't,
  8146. it's okay.
  8147.  
  8148. 1793
  8149. 01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:16,530
  8150. This is all because of me
  8151. and my glitch.
  8152.  
  8153. 1794
  8154. 01:17:16,532 --> 01:17:18,432
  8155. I should've
  8156. just stayed with you...
  8157.  
  8158. 1795
  8159. 01:17:18,434 --> 01:17:21,134
  8160. instead of following
  8161. some stupid dream.
  8162.  
  8163. 1796
  8164. 01:17:22,706 --> 01:17:24,708
  8165. I've ruined everything.
  8166.  
  8167. 1797
  8168. 01:17:25,307 --> 01:17:27,109
  8169. No, kid, no.
  8170.  
  8171. 1798
  8172. 01:17:29,078 --> 01:17:32,780
  8173. Ah, look. I didn't mean
  8174. for it to happen like this.
  8175.  
  8176. 1799
  8177. 01:17:32,782 --> 01:17:35,585
  8178. It was not supposed
  8179. to be this bad.
  8180.  
  8181. 1800
  8182. 01:17:38,487 --> 01:17:41,455
  8183. You didn't mean
  8184. for what to happen?
  8185.  
  8186. 1801
  8187. 01:17:41,457 --> 01:17:45,127
  8188. I mighta,
  8189. kinda sorta put a...
  8190.  
  8191. 1802
  8192. 01:17:46,428 --> 01:17:49,497
  8193. harmless little virus
  8194. in the game.
  8195.  
  8196. 1803
  8197. 01:17:49,499 --> 01:17:51,733
  8198. A virus?
  8199.  
  8200. 1804
  8201. 01:17:51,735 --> 01:17:54,301
  8202. You did this?
  8203.  
  8204. 1805
  8205. 01:17:54,303 --> 01:17:56,437
  8206. I wouldn't have done anything
  8207.  
  8208. 1806
  8209. 01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:57,805
  8210. if I hadn't heard you
  8211. tell Shank...
  8212.  
  8213. 1807
  8214. 01:17:57,807 --> 01:17:59,607
  8215. that you wanted to live in
  8216. <i>Slaughter Race</i> forever.
  8217.  
  8218. 1808
  8219. 01:18:00,810 --> 01:18:03,310
  8220. So you were spying on me?
  8221.  
  8222. 1809
  8223. 01:18:03,312 --> 01:18:05,480
  8224. Hey. You're not exactly
  8225. innocent here.
  8226.  
  8227. 1810
  8228. 01:18:05,482 --> 01:18:08,148
  8229. You were gonna ditch everybody
  8230. and abandon <i>Sugar Rush.</i>
  8231.  
  8232. 1811
  8233. 01:18:08,150 --> 01:18:10,150
  8234. Oh, please.
  8235. I'm one of 16 racers.
  8236.  
  8237. 1812
  8238. 01:18:10,152 --> 01:18:11,486
  8239. They'd never miss me.
  8240.  
  8241. 1813
  8242. 01:18:11,488 --> 01:18:12,820
  8243. What about me?
  8244.  
  8245. 1814
  8246. 01:18:12,822 --> 01:18:15,355
  8247. Why would I ever spend
  8248. another second with you...
  8249.  
  8250. 1815
  8251. 01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:16,526
  8252. after what you did?
  8253.  
  8254. 1816
  8255. 01:18:18,428 --> 01:18:19,663
  8256. No!
  8257.  
  8258. 1817
  8259. 01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:25,100
  8260. No.
  8261.  
  8262. 1818
  8263. 01:18:25,769 --> 01:18:27,468
  8264. Vanellope,
  8265. where are you going?
  8266.  
  8267. 1819
  8268. 01:18:27,470 --> 01:18:28,870
  8269. Wherever you're not.
  8270.  
  8271. 1820
  8272. 01:18:28,872 --> 01:18:30,203
  8273. Wait a minute.
  8274. I can explain.
  8275.  
  8276. 1821
  8277. 01:18:30,205 --> 01:18:31,906
  8278. No! You will not
  8279. follow me.
  8280.  
  8281. 1822
  8282. 01:18:31,908 --> 01:18:33,474
  8283. Vanellope, please...
  8284.  
  8285. 1823
  8286. 01:18:33,476 --> 01:18:36,209
  8287. A friend would never do
  8288. what you did. Never!
  8289.  
  8290. 1824
  8291. 01:18:36,211 --> 01:18:38,646
  8292. So you leave me alone!
  8293.  
  8294. 1825
  8295. 01:18:38,648 --> 01:18:41,316
  8296. Vanellope, no, no, no! Please!
  8297.  
  8298. 1826
  8299. 01:18:41,318 --> 01:18:43,885
  8300. Please! What did I do?
  8301.  
  8302. 1827
  8303. 01:18:43,887 --> 01:18:45,620
  8304. <i>Scanning for insecurities.</i>
  8305.  
  8306. 1828
  8307. 01:18:45,622 --> 01:18:47,290
  8308. <i>Vanellope, come on,
  8309. don't leave me!</i>
  8310.  
  8311. 1829
  8312. 01:18:48,325 --> 01:18:49,659
  8313. <i>Insecurity detected.</i>
  8314.  
  8315. 1830
  8316. 01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:55,532
  8317. <i>Copying insecurity.</i>
  8318.  
  8319. 1831
  8320. 01:18:57,901 --> 01:19:00,602
  8321. Oh, no, no, no.
  8322.  
  8323. 1832
  8324. 01:19:00,604 --> 01:19:02,339
  8325. <i>Distributing insecurity.</i>
  8326.  
  8327. 1833
  8328. 01:19:12,382 --> 01:19:13,383
  8329. Come on.
  8330.  
  8331. 1834
  8332. 01:19:16,186 --> 01:19:16,786
  8333. Where is it?
  8334.  
  8335. 1835
  8336. 01:19:19,589 --> 01:19:20,624
  8337. Ooh!
  8338.  
  8339. 1836
  8340. 01:19:25,662 --> 01:19:26,529
  8341. Oh, no.
  8342.  
  8343. 1837
  8344. 01:19:42,612 --> 01:19:44,514
  8345. You are such an idiot.
  8346.  
  8347. 1838
  8348. 01:19:56,259 --> 01:20:00,762
  8349. What is your problem, Ralph?
  8350. I told you, don't follow me.
  8351.  
  8352. 1839
  8353. 01:20:00,764 --> 01:20:02,965
  8354. Friend?
  8355.  
  8356. 1840
  8357. 01:20:02,967 --> 01:20:05,266
  8358. Cut that out.
  8359. You're scaring me.
  8360.  
  8361. 1841
  8362. 01:20:05,268 --> 01:20:07,402
  8363. - Friend!
  8364. - Huh? Whoa!
  8365.  
  8366. 1842
  8367. 01:20:07,404 --> 01:20:09,305
  8368. - What the...?
  8369. - Friend?
  8370.  
  8371. 1843
  8372. 01:20:13,276 --> 01:20:14,744
  8373. Friend!
  8374.  
  8375. 1844
  8376. 01:20:21,251 --> 01:20:23,618
  8377. Sweet mother of Ralph!
  8378.  
  8379. 1845
  8380. 01:20:23,620 --> 01:20:24,619
  8381. <i>In breaking news,</i>
  8382.  
  8383. 1846
  8384. 01:20:24,621 --> 01:20:25,753
  8385. <i>the Internet
  8386. is under assault...</i>
  8387.  
  8388. 1847
  8389. 01:20:25,755 --> 01:20:28,589
  8390. <i>as a massive
  8391. denial-of-service attack...</i>
  8392.  
  8393. 1848
  8394. 01:20:28,591 --> 01:20:29,457
  8395. <i>crashes servers
  8396. across the web.</i>
  8397.  
  8398. 1849
  8399. 01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:31,793
  8400. <i>The Wreck-It Ralph virus</i>
  8401.  
  8402. 1850
  8403. 01:20:31,795 --> 01:20:34,264
  8404. <i>is fast-moving
  8405. and destructive.</i>
  8406.  
  8407. 1851
  8408. 01:20:35,298 --> 01:20:37,667
  8409. Friend? Huh?
  8410.  
  8411. 1852
  8412. 01:20:41,939 --> 01:20:42,873
  8413. Friend?
  8414.  
  8415. 1853
  8416. 01:20:48,578 --> 01:20:49,878
  8417. Huh?
  8418.  
  8419. 1854
  8420. 01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:51,847
  8421. <i>Experts are still trying to
  8422. understand who or what</i>
  8423.  
  8424. 1855
  8425. 01:20:51,849 --> 01:20:53,751
  8426. <i>the virus's intended
  8427. target may be.</i>
  8428.  
  8429. 1856
  8430. 01:20:56,653 --> 01:20:57,988
  8431. Friend.
  8432.  
  8433. 1857
  8434. 01:20:58,956 --> 01:21:00,789
  8435. Friend.
  8436.  
  8437. 1858
  8438. 01:21:02,692 --> 01:21:04,358
  8439. Friend!
  8440.  
  8441. 1859
  8442. 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:05,628
  8443. Friend!
  8444.  
  8445. 1860
  8446. 01:21:07,965 --> 01:21:09,698
  8447. I found 130 results for
  8448.  
  8449. 1861
  8450. 01:21:09,700 --> 01:21:11,736
  8451. "Where does my high school
  8452. girlfriend live now?"
  8453.  
  8454. 1862
  8455. 01:21:13,403 --> 01:21:14,535
  8456. You're welcome.
  8457.  
  8458. 1863
  8459. 01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:16,272
  8460. - Mr. KnowsMore!
  8461. - Hmm.
  8462.  
  8463. 1864
  8464. 01:21:16,774 --> 01:21:17,973
  8465. Oh, delightful!
  8466.  
  8467. 1865
  8468. 01:21:17,975 --> 01:21:19,641
  8469. You're that courteous
  8470. little cherub
  8471.  
  8472. 1866
  8473. 01:21:19,643 --> 01:21:21,309
  8474. who says "please"
  8475. and "thank you."
  8476.  
  8477. 1867
  8478. 01:21:21,311 --> 01:21:22,644
  8479. What can KnowsMore
  8480. help you find today?
  8481.  
  8482. 1868
  8483. 01:21:22,646 --> 01:21:23,712
  8484. There's a whole...
  8485.  
  8486. 1869
  8487. 01:21:23,714 --> 01:21:25,013
  8488. Whole Foods,
  8489. a hole in the ozone...
  8490.  
  8491. 1870
  8492. 01:21:25,015 --> 01:21:27,716
  8493. <i>A Whole Lotta Love</i> by
  8494. British rockers Led Zeppelin?
  8495.  
  8496. 1871
  8497. 01:21:27,718 --> 01:21:30,518
  8498. No! No! There's a whole bunch
  8499. of Ralphs chasing me.
  8500.  
  8501. 1872
  8502. 01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:33,055
  8503. Friend...
  8504.  
  8505. 1873
  8506. 01:21:33,057 --> 01:21:34,990
  8507. This would probably be
  8508. an appropriate time
  8509.  
  8510. 1874
  8511. 01:21:34,992 --> 01:21:36,292
  8512. for me to shutter my site.
  8513.  
  8514. 1875
  8515. 01:21:44,034 --> 01:21:45,399
  8516. How long you think
  8517.  
  8518. 1876
  8519. 01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:46,769
  8520. before they get in here?
  8521.  
  8522. 1877
  8523. 01:21:46,771 --> 01:21:48,873
  8524. Precisely one second.
  8525.  
  8526. 1878
  8527. 01:21:50,908 --> 01:21:52,508
  8528. Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
  8529.  
  8530. 1879
  8531. 01:21:52,510 --> 01:21:53,675
  8532. Hey, hey, hey!
  8533.  
  8534. 1880
  8535. 01:21:53,677 --> 01:21:54,977
  8536. It's me!
  8537. It's the real me!
  8538.  
  8539. 1881
  8540. 01:21:54,979 --> 01:21:57,546
  8541. Ow!
  8542.  
  8543. 1882
  8544. 01:21:57,548 --> 01:21:59,882
  8545. - Ralph?
  8546. - My apologies.
  8547.  
  8548. 1883
  8549. 01:21:59,884 --> 01:22:01,016
  8550. I followed those things here.
  8551.  
  8552. 1884
  8553. 01:22:01,018 --> 01:22:02,318
  8554. I think they're looking
  8555. for you, kid.
  8556.  
  8557. 1885
  8558. 01:22:03,454 --> 01:22:06,555
  8559. Yeah, you think?
  8560. What did you do?
  8561.  
  8562. 1886
  8563. 01:22:06,557 --> 01:22:09,691
  8564. I'm so sorry.
  8565. I don't how this happened.
  8566.  
  8567. 1887
  8568. 01:22:09,693 --> 01:22:10,793
  8569. Well, I think
  8570. it's fairly obvious.
  8571.  
  8572. 1888
  8573. 01:22:10,795 --> 01:22:13,428
  8574. It happened because
  8575. an insecurity virus cloned...
  8576.  
  8577. 1889
  8578. 01:22:13,430 --> 01:22:15,931
  8579. all of your needy, clingy,
  8580. self-destructive behavior.
  8581.  
  8582. 1890
  8583. 01:22:15,933 --> 01:22:17,633
  8584. The very behavior
  8585. which left unchecked
  8586.  
  8587. 1891
  8588. 01:22:17,635 --> 01:22:19,001
  8589. can destroy friendships...
  8590.  
  8591. 1892
  8592. 01:22:19,003 --> 01:22:22,671
  8593. and in this particular case,
  8594. the entire Internet!
  8595.  
  8596. 1893
  8597. 01:22:24,575 --> 01:22:26,441
  8598. KnowsMore!
  8599. You have all the answers.
  8600.  
  8601. 1894
  8602. 01:22:26,443 --> 01:22:27,743
  8603. Official query...
  8604.  
  8605. 1895
  8606. 01:22:27,745 --> 01:22:29,778
  8607. what do I do if clones of me
  8608.  
  8609. 1896
  8610. 01:22:29,780 --> 01:22:32,381
  8611. are trying to capture
  8612. my friend? Search.
  8613.  
  8614. 1897
  8615. 01:22:33,684 --> 01:22:35,884
  8616. I find two results
  8617. for your query.
  8618.  
  8619. 1898
  8620. 01:22:35,886 --> 01:22:38,020
  8621. Either you put all the clones
  8622. in therapy.
  8623.  
  8624. 1899
  8625. 01:22:38,022 --> 01:22:39,988
  8626. Not very realistic.
  8627.  
  8628. 1900
  8629. 01:22:39,990 --> 01:22:41,957
  8630. Or, the anti-virus district
  8631. is surrounded
  8632.  
  8633. 1901
  8634. 01:22:41,959 --> 01:22:44,026
  8635. by a gate made from
  8636. security software.
  8637.  
  8638. 1902
  8639. 01:22:44,028 --> 01:22:44,993
  8640. If Vanellope could somehow
  8641.  
  8642. 1903
  8643. 01:22:44,995 --> 01:22:46,495
  8644. lead all of the clones
  8645. through the gate...
  8646.  
  8647. 1904
  8648. 01:22:46,497 --> 01:22:48,497
  8649. they would be deleted
  8650. all at once.
  8651.  
  8652. 1905
  8653. 01:22:48,499 --> 01:22:51,700
  8654. Sort of a co-dependent
  8655. pied piper situation.
  8656.  
  8657. 1906
  8658. 01:22:51,702 --> 01:22:54,436
  8659. Wait. We know a pied piper.
  8660.  
  8661. 1907
  8662. 01:22:54,438 --> 01:22:55,871
  8663. - We do?
  8664. - Yesss.
  8665.  
  8666. 1908
  8667. 01:22:55,873 --> 01:22:57,439
  8668. - Who?
  8669. - Yesss!
  8670.  
  8671. 1909
  8672. 01:22:57,441 --> 01:22:58,108
  8673. Yeah, but who is it?
  8674.  
  8675. 1910
  8676. 01:23:00,511 --> 01:23:01,946
  8677. Oh, you mean Yesss!
  8678.  
  8679. 1911
  8680. 01:23:05,883 --> 01:23:08,750
  8681. Thanks for your help,
  8682. KnowsMore.
  8683.  
  8684. 1912
  8685. 01:23:08,752 --> 01:23:10,485
  8686. It's a bit of an empty gesture
  8687. at this point,
  8688.  
  8689. 1913
  8690. 01:23:10,487 --> 01:23:12,688
  8691. wouldn't you say?
  8692.  
  8693. 1914
  8694. 01:23:12,690 --> 01:23:14,089
  8695. Guess I forgot
  8696. to tell Ralph
  8697.  
  8698. 1915
  8699. 01:23:14,091 --> 01:23:15,824
  8700. that when you
  8701. break the Internet...
  8702.  
  8703. 1916
  8704. 01:23:15,826 --> 01:23:18,627
  8705. you don't literally
  8706. have to break the Internet.
  8707.  
  8708. 1917
  8709. 01:23:18,629 --> 01:23:19,862
  8710. I can't believe he did this.
  8711.  
  8712. 1918
  8713. 01:23:19,864 --> 01:23:22,497
  8714. Yeah, well, I mean,
  8715. dude obviously made
  8716.  
  8717. 1919
  8718. 01:23:22,499 --> 01:23:24,633
  8719. some real questionable
  8720. choices here.
  8721.  
  8722. 1920
  8723. 01:23:24,635 --> 01:23:28,770
  8724. But he also made a bee pun to
  8725. save his best friend's game...
  8726.  
  8727. 1921
  8728. 01:23:28,772 --> 01:23:32,576
  8729. so what can I say, kid,
  8730. life's complicated.
  8731.  
  8732. 1922
  8733. 01:23:33,644 --> 01:23:35,613
  8734. You ready to pied the piper?
  8735.  
  8736. 1923
  8737. 01:23:38,649 --> 01:23:40,651
  8738. Yoo-hoo! Up here!
  8739.  
  8740. 1924
  8741. 01:23:42,087 --> 01:23:45,188
  8742. It's me, your bestest friend
  8743. in the whole wide world...
  8744.  
  8745. 1925
  8746. 01:23:45,190 --> 01:23:46,590
  8747. who you can't live without!
  8748.  
  8749. 1926
  8750. 01:23:47,558 --> 01:23:49,127
  8751. Friend!
  8752.  
  8753. 1927
  8754. 01:23:51,629 --> 01:23:54,930
  8755. Wow, from up here I can see
  8756. how I do come across as...
  8757.  
  8758. 1928
  8759. 01:23:54,932 --> 01:23:56,698
  8760. needy, and clingy,
  8761.  
  8762. 1929
  8763. 01:23:56,700 --> 01:23:59,070
  8764. and self-destructive
  8765. like KnowsMore said.
  8766.  
  8767. 1930
  8768. 01:24:00,471 --> 01:24:01,770
  8769. Listen, kid...
  8770.  
  8771. 1931
  8772. 01:24:01,772 --> 01:24:02,638
  8773. I don't blame you
  8774.  
  8775. 1932
  8776. 01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:04,907
  8777. for not wanting
  8778. to be my friend anymore.
  8779.  
  8780. 1933
  8781. 01:24:04,909 --> 01:24:07,076
  8782. I never said I didn't
  8783. want to be your friend.
  8784.  
  8785. 1934
  8786. 01:24:07,078 --> 01:24:10,779
  8787. I said you were acting like
  8788. a bad friend. Which you were.
  8789.  
  8790. 1935
  8791. 01:24:10,781 --> 01:24:12,514
  8792. I know I was, but I...
  8793.  
  8794. 1936
  8795. 01:24:12,516 --> 01:24:13,649
  8796. Hey, my babies!
  8797.  
  8798. 1937
  8799. 01:24:13,651 --> 01:24:16,785
  8800. That's the anti-virus district
  8801. straight ahead. Whoo!
  8802.  
  8803. 1938
  8804. 01:24:16,787 --> 01:24:18,455
  8805. All right, to be
  8806. continued, okay?
  8807.  
  8808. 1939
  8809. 01:24:26,131 --> 01:24:28,131
  8810. Whoo-hoo!
  8811. We're gonna make it!
  8812.  
  8813. 1940
  8814. 01:24:44,149 --> 01:24:45,580
  8815. You guys okay?
  8816.  
  8817. 1941
  8818. 01:24:45,582 --> 01:24:46,849
  8819. I'm fine!
  8820.  
  8821. 1942
  8822. 01:24:46,851 --> 01:24:49,852
  8823. Yeah, all good.
  8824. Look, we can still do this.
  8825.  
  8826. 1943
  8827. 01:24:49,854 --> 01:24:52,155
  8828. Come on, big man.
  8829. Help me turn this thing over.
  8830.  
  8831. 1944
  8832. 01:24:53,258 --> 01:24:55,590
  8833. Uh...
  8834.  
  8835. 1945
  8836. 01:24:55,592 --> 01:24:57,794
  8837. Uh, guys?
  8838.  
  8839. 1946
  8840. 01:25:08,173 --> 01:25:11,606
  8841. Friend?
  8842.  
  8843. 1947
  8844. 01:25:11,608 --> 01:25:13,876
  8845. That is unsettling.
  8846.  
  8847. 1948
  8848. 01:25:17,716 --> 01:25:19,017
  8849. Friend.
  8850.  
  8851. 1949
  8852. 01:25:19,718 --> 01:25:21,284
  8853. Get Vanellope out of here now.
  8854.  
  8855. 1950
  8856. 01:25:21,286 --> 01:25:22,418
  8857. What about you, Ralph?
  8858.  
  8859. 1951
  8860. 01:25:22,420 --> 01:25:24,555
  8861. Just go. I got a date with
  8862. the man in the mirror.
  8863.  
  8864. 1952
  8865. 01:25:25,589 --> 01:25:26,925
  8866. Hey, you!
  8867.  
  8868. 1953
  8869. 01:25:29,794 --> 01:25:32,261
  8870. You keep away from her!
  8871.  
  8872. 1954
  8873. 01:25:32,263 --> 01:25:34,931
  8874. I'm gonna wreck it!
  8875.  
  8876. 1955
  8877. 01:25:37,135 --> 01:25:39,971
  8878. She's not your friend!
  8879.  
  8880. 1956
  8881. 01:25:40,739 --> 01:25:42,539
  8882. She's my friend!
  8883.  
  8884. 1957
  8885. 01:25:43,641 --> 01:25:45,008
  8886. Here it is, this way.
  8887.  
  8888. 1958
  8889. 01:25:45,010 --> 01:25:47,078
  8890. Come on, kid.
  8891. We gotta move.
  8892.  
  8893. 1959
  8894. 01:25:59,657 --> 01:26:00,992
  8895. Eeeee-oh-boy!
  8896.  
  8897. 1960
  8898. 01:26:18,076 --> 01:26:19,144
  8899. No!
  8900.  
  8901. 1961
  8902. 01:26:20,178 --> 01:26:21,844
  8903. Whoa!
  8904.  
  8905. 1962
  8906. 01:26:21,846 --> 01:26:25,016
  8907. Vanellope!
  8908.  
  8909. 1963
  8910. 01:26:29,687 --> 01:26:31,956
  8911. Hey! Let go of me!
  8912.  
  8913. 1964
  8914. 01:26:34,626 --> 01:26:36,094
  8915. - Kid!
  8916. - Ralph!
  8917.  
  8918. 1965
  8919. 01:26:40,932 --> 01:26:42,665
  8920. Hey!
  8921.  
  8922. 1966
  8923. 01:26:42,667 --> 01:26:45,101
  8924. Hey, get back here!
  8925.  
  8926. 1967
  8927. 01:26:45,103 --> 01:26:46,104
  8928. Huh?
  8929.  
  8930. 1968
  8931. 01:26:47,872 --> 01:26:49,305
  8932. You put her down!
  8933.  
  8934. 1969
  8935. 01:26:49,307 --> 01:26:51,140
  8936. Whoa!
  8937.  
  8938. 1970
  8939. 01:27:13,232 --> 01:27:14,799
  8940. Vanellope!
  8941.  
  8942. 1971
  8943. 01:27:31,049 --> 01:27:34,320
  8944. You know, you're acting
  8945. like a real bad guy here!
  8946.  
  8947. 1972
  8948. 01:27:34,986 --> 01:27:37,387
  8949. No!
  8950.  
  8951. 1973
  8952. 01:27:37,389 --> 01:27:38,921
  8953. Well, you are!
  8954.  
  8955. 1974
  8956. 01:27:38,923 --> 01:27:40,859
  8957. And I will never
  8958. be your friend!
  8959.  
  8960. 1975
  8961. 01:27:45,063 --> 01:27:46,365
  8962. Hey, doofus!
  8963.  
  8964. 1976
  8965. 01:27:47,266 --> 01:27:48,066
  8966. Ralph!
  8967.  
  8968. 1977
  8969. 01:27:56,007 --> 01:27:58,244
  8970. Catch me if you can,
  8971. you big dummy!
  8972.  
  8973. 1978
  8974. 01:28:04,949 --> 01:28:06,350
  8975. I got you, little sister.
  8976.  
  8977. 1979
  8978. 01:28:10,055 --> 01:28:11,721
  8979. Now go!
  8980. Get out of here!
  8981.  
  8982. 1980
  8983. 01:28:11,723 --> 01:28:13,390
  8984. - Ralph!
  8985. - Go!
  8986.  
  8987. 1981
  8988. 01:28:13,392 --> 01:28:16,195
  8989. No!
  8990. Don't hurt him!
  8991.  
  8992. 1982
  8993. 01:28:16,861 --> 01:28:17,929
  8994. Please, no!
  8995.  
  8996. 1983
  8997. 01:28:22,734 --> 01:28:25,202
  8998. Stop it!
  8999. You're squishing him!
  9000.  
  9001. 1984
  9002. 01:28:26,939 --> 01:28:28,939
  9003. You're gonna
  9004. kill my best friend!
  9005.  
  9006. 1985
  9007. 01:28:33,145 --> 01:28:35,414
  9008. Fine! You win!
  9009. You win, okay?
  9010.  
  9011. 1986
  9012. 01:28:38,918 --> 01:28:41,220
  9013. Just please put him down.
  9014.  
  9015. 1987
  9016. 01:28:43,856 --> 01:28:46,390
  9017. I'll be your
  9018. only friend, okay?
  9019.  
  9020. 1988
  9021. 01:28:46,392 --> 01:28:48,458
  9022. Just let him go.
  9023.  
  9024. 1989
  9025. 01:28:48,460 --> 01:28:50,062
  9026. No! No, kid.
  9027.  
  9028. 1990
  9029. 01:28:51,230 --> 01:28:52,231
  9030. Huh?
  9031.  
  9032. 1991
  9033. 01:28:53,866 --> 01:28:56,099
  9034. That's it.
  9035. That's it. Yeah.
  9036.  
  9037. 1992
  9038. 01:28:56,101 --> 01:28:58,969
  9039. Put him down
  9040. and I'll go with you...
  9041.  
  9042. 1993
  9043. 01:28:58,971 --> 01:29:00,470
  9044. and we'll be
  9045. best friends forever.
  9046.  
  9047. 1994
  9048. 01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:03,974
  9049. Just me and you.
  9050.  
  9051. 1995
  9052. 01:29:03,976 --> 01:29:05,177
  9053. That's what you want, right?
  9054.  
  9055. 1996
  9056. 01:29:08,447 --> 01:29:09,747
  9057. Well,
  9058. that's not what I want!
  9059.  
  9060. 1997
  9061. 01:29:11,517 --> 01:29:14,084
  9062. It's not right to hold
  9063. a friend back from her dreams!
  9064.  
  9065. 1998
  9066. 01:29:14,086 --> 01:29:16,220
  9067. You don't own her!
  9068.  
  9069. 1999
  9070. 01:29:16,222 --> 01:29:19,022
  9071. That's not how
  9072. friendship works!
  9073.  
  9074. 2000
  9075. 01:29:19,024 --> 01:29:20,859
  9076. You need to let her go!
  9077.  
  9078. 2001
  9079. 01:29:22,995 --> 01:29:23,996
  9080. Hey.
  9081.  
  9082. 2002
  9083. 01:29:28,033 --> 01:29:29,134
  9084. You need to let her go.
  9085.  
  9086. 2003
  9087. 01:29:32,171 --> 01:29:35,241
  9088. I know. It's gonna hurt
  9089. a little bit when you do.
  9090.  
  9091. 2004
  9092. 01:29:37,209 --> 01:29:39,144
  9093. Oh, who am I kidding?
  9094. It's gonna hurt a lot.
  9095.  
  9096. 2005
  9097. 01:29:41,013 --> 01:29:43,215
  9098. But you're gonna be okay.
  9099.  
  9100. 2006
  9101. 01:29:45,884 --> 01:29:47,584
  9102. And we're gonna be okay.
  9103.  
  9104. 2007
  9105. 01:29:47,586 --> 01:29:48,854
  9106. Right, kid?
  9107.  
  9108. 2008
  9109. 01:29:50,489 --> 01:29:53,158
  9110. Of course we are. Always.
  9111.  
  9112. 2009
  9113. 01:29:55,294 --> 01:29:58,362
  9114. See? No matter
  9115. where she goes...
  9116.  
  9117. 2010
  9118. 01:29:58,364 --> 01:30:01,198
  9119. or where she lives...
  9120.  
  9121. 2011
  9122. 01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:03,467
  9123. she's always gonna
  9124. be our friend.
  9125.  
  9126. 2012
  9127. 01:30:03,469 --> 01:30:05,936
  9128. And we just gotta trust her.
  9129.  
  9130. 2013
  9131. 01:30:05,938 --> 01:30:08,374
  9132. Because that's what
  9133. best friends do.
  9134.  
  9135. 2014
  9136. 01:30:09,475 --> 01:30:10,976
  9137. Right?
  9138.  
  9139. 2015
  9140. 01:30:25,558 --> 01:30:26,892
  9141. Thanks, buddy.
  9142.  
  9143. 2016
  9144. 01:30:28,360 --> 01:30:30,296
  9145. Wow!
  9146.  
  9147. 2017
  9148. 01:30:31,930 --> 01:30:33,897
  9149. I feel good about this.
  9150.  
  9151. 2018
  9152. 01:30:33,899 --> 01:30:35,899
  9153. Mmm.
  9154.  
  9155. 2019
  9156. 01:30:35,901 --> 01:30:38,237
  9157. Mmm.
  9158.  
  9159. 2020
  9160. 01:30:40,272 --> 01:30:41,439
  9161. Ralph, look!
  9162.  
  9163. 2021
  9164. 01:30:41,441 --> 01:30:43,375
  9165. I think you fixed
  9166. your insecurity!
  9167.  
  9168. 2022
  9169. 01:30:45,378 --> 01:30:46,611
  9170. You're right.
  9171.  
  9172. 2023
  9173. 01:30:46,613 --> 01:30:48,945
  9174. Whoo-hoo!
  9175.  
  9176. 2024
  9177. 01:30:48,947 --> 01:30:50,113
  9178. Ralph, no!
  9179.  
  9180. 2025
  9181. 01:30:52,117 --> 01:30:53,618
  9182. Whoa!
  9183.  
  9184. 2026
  9185. 01:30:53,620 --> 01:30:55,620
  9186. Park it right here, Ralph!
  9187.  
  9188. 2027
  9189. 01:30:55,622 --> 01:30:57,954
  9190. Your ol' pal
  9191. JP Spamley's gotcha!
  9192.  
  9193. 2028
  9194. 01:30:57,956 --> 01:31:00,125
  9195. Whoo!
  9196.  
  9197. 2029
  9198. 01:31:01,461 --> 01:31:02,527
  9199. Wow, that didn't work.
  9200.  
  9201. 2030
  9202. 01:31:07,166 --> 01:31:09,066
  9203. Look up there!
  9204.  
  9205. 2031
  9206. 01:31:09,068 --> 01:31:10,936
  9207. It's a big strong man
  9208. in need of rescuing.
  9209.  
  9210. 2032
  9211. 01:31:19,579 --> 01:31:20,380
  9212. Hah!
  9213.  
  9214. 2033
  9215. 01:32:09,429 --> 01:32:11,464
  9216. Mmm.
  9217.  
  9218. 2034
  9219. 01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:15,435
  9220. Oh, thanks, Frogger.
  9221.  
  9222. 2035
  9223. 01:32:15,968 --> 01:32:17,103
  9224. Wait a minute.
  9225.  
  9226. 2036
  9227. 01:32:17,637 --> 01:32:19,270
  9228. Who are all of you?
  9229.  
  9230. 2037
  9231. 01:32:19,272 --> 01:32:21,305
  9232. We're friends of Vanellope's.
  9233.  
  9234. 2038
  9235. 01:32:21,307 --> 01:32:23,474
  9236. Yeah, and any friend
  9237. of Vanellope's
  9238.  
  9239. 2039
  9240. 01:32:23,476 --> 01:32:25,109
  9241. is a friend of ours.
  9242.  
  9243. 2040
  9244. 01:32:25,111 --> 01:32:26,978
  9245. You're welcome.
  9246.  
  9247. 2041
  9248. 01:32:26,980 --> 01:32:28,346
  9249. Ralph!
  9250.  
  9251. 2042
  9252. 01:32:28,348 --> 01:32:30,448
  9253. Looking good, big fella!
  9254.  
  9255. 2043
  9256. 01:32:30,450 --> 01:32:32,083
  9257. Heyo!
  9258.  
  9259. 2044
  9260. 01:32:33,186 --> 01:32:34,385
  9261. This dress is not made
  9262. for a big boy.
  9263.  
  9264. 2045
  9265. 01:32:34,387 --> 01:32:36,387
  9266. It's going right up
  9267. the back alley there.
  9268.  
  9269. 2046
  9270. 01:32:36,389 --> 01:32:38,055
  9271. Let me just make
  9272. a little adjustment.
  9273.  
  9274. 2047
  9275. 01:32:38,057 --> 01:32:40,491
  9276. There we go.
  9277.  
  9278. 2048
  9279. 01:32:40,493 --> 01:32:42,093
  9280. <i>Internet users are breathing</i>
  9281.  
  9282. 2049
  9283. 01:32:42,095 --> 01:32:44,395
  9284. <i>a collective sigh
  9285. of relief tonight.</i>
  9286.  
  9287. 2050
  9288. 01:32:44,397 --> 01:32:46,731
  9289. <i>Just as mysteriously
  9290. as it appeared,</i>
  9291.  
  9292. 2051
  9293. 01:32:46,733 --> 01:32:49,135
  9294. <i>the Wreck-It Ralph virus
  9295. has vanished.</i>
  9296.  
  9297. 2052
  9298. 01:32:55,408 --> 01:32:57,508
  9299. You know what
  9300. I just realized?
  9301.  
  9302. 2053
  9303. 01:32:57,510 --> 01:33:00,244
  9304. The sun never rises
  9305. or sets here...
  9306.  
  9307. 2054
  9308. 01:33:00,246 --> 01:33:02,213
  9309. because everything's
  9310. always on.
  9311.  
  9312. 2055
  9313. 01:33:02,215 --> 01:33:04,782
  9314. Well, now, isn't that
  9315. an astute observation?
  9316.  
  9317. 2056
  9318. 01:33:04,784 --> 01:33:06,350
  9319. I know, right?
  9320.  
  9321. 2057
  9322. 01:33:06,352 --> 01:33:07,552
  9323. You know,
  9324. other than KnowsMore,
  9325.  
  9326. 2058
  9327. 01:33:07,554 --> 01:33:09,320
  9328. I'm probably the smartest guy
  9329. on the Internet.
  9330.  
  9331. 2059
  9332. 01:33:09,322 --> 01:33:11,355
  9333. Yeah. Yeah.
  9334.  
  9335. 2060
  9336. 01:33:11,357 --> 01:33:14,358
  9337. Yo, V. We're about to come
  9338. back online. You ready?
  9339.  
  9340. 2061
  9341. 01:33:14,360 --> 01:33:15,760
  9342. Be right there!
  9343.  
  9344. 2062
  9345. 01:33:15,762 --> 01:33:18,429
  9346. Hey, Ralph,
  9347. don't be a stranger!
  9348.  
  9349. 2063
  9350. 01:33:18,431 --> 01:33:21,032
  9351. Well, I can't be much stranger
  9352. than you, Shank.
  9353.  
  9354. 2064
  9355. 01:33:21,034 --> 01:33:23,436
  9356. Oh. That's a good dad joke.
  9357.  
  9358. 2065
  9359. 01:33:24,738 --> 01:33:26,437
  9360. Hey, don't forget.
  9361.  
  9362. 2066
  9363. 01:33:26,439 --> 01:33:28,372
  9364. You know Shank added
  9365. my code and everything,
  9366.  
  9367. 2067
  9368. 01:33:28,374 --> 01:33:30,208
  9369. so I'll be able
  9370. to regenerate.
  9371.  
  9372. 2068
  9373. 01:33:30,210 --> 01:33:31,342
  9374. I'm gonna be totally safe.
  9375.  
  9376. 2069
  9377. 01:33:31,344 --> 01:33:33,779
  9378. No, I know.
  9379. It's gonna be great.
  9380.  
  9381. 2070
  9382. 01:33:33,781 --> 01:33:35,379
  9383. You found your dream game.
  9384.  
  9385. 2071
  9386. 01:33:35,381 --> 01:33:36,649
  9387. Yeah, I did.
  9388.  
  9389. 2072
  9390. 01:33:37,550 --> 01:33:38,551
  9391. I did.
  9392.  
  9393. 2073
  9394. 01:33:39,419 --> 01:33:41,552
  9395. So, uh...
  9396.  
  9397. 2074
  9398. 01:33:41,554 --> 01:33:44,589
  9399. I guess I should probably
  9400. head in there now, you know?
  9401.  
  9402. 2075
  9403. 01:33:44,591 --> 01:33:47,560
  9404. Oh, before you go,
  9405. I wanted to give you this.
  9406.  
  9407. 2076
  9408. 01:33:48,628 --> 01:33:51,462
  9409. Oh, I'm so sorry
  9410. I broke it, Ralph.
  9411.  
  9412. 2077
  9413. 01:33:51,464 --> 01:33:53,498
  9414. No, no. It's okay.
  9415.  
  9416. 2078
  9417. 01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:55,535
  9418. Now we can both
  9419. have a half. See?
  9420.  
  9421. 2079
  9422. 01:33:57,605 --> 01:33:58,404
  9423. Yeah!
  9424.  
  9425. 2080
  9426. 01:34:06,179 --> 01:34:08,114
  9427. I love you so much.
  9428.  
  9429. 2081
  9430. 01:34:09,249 --> 01:34:10,618
  9431. I'm really gonna miss you.
  9432.  
  9433. 2082
  9434. 01:34:12,485 --> 01:34:14,420
  9435. I'm gonna miss you too, kid.
  9436.  
  9437. 2083
  9438. 01:34:15,623 --> 01:34:17,156
  9439. I really am.
  9440.  
  9441. 2084
  9442. 01:34:22,763 --> 01:34:23,764
  9443. All right.
  9444.  
  9445. 2085
  9446. 01:34:25,666 --> 01:34:27,601
  9447. Okay, getting a little clingy
  9448. on me, here.
  9449.  
  9450. 2086
  9451. 01:34:30,504 --> 01:34:32,538
  9452. Go on. Get out of here.
  9453.  
  9454. 2087
  9455. 01:34:32,540 --> 01:34:33,807
  9456. The world's
  9457. waiting for you, kid.
  9458.  
  9459. 2088
  9460. 01:35:31,432 --> 01:35:33,498
  9461. <i>I'll be honest,</i>
  9462.  
  9463. 2089
  9464. 01:35:33,500 --> 01:35:35,801
  9465. <i>it still feels kind of
  9466. weird around here.</i>
  9467.  
  9468. 2090
  9469. 01:35:35,803 --> 01:35:37,836
  9470. <i>I mean, a lot has changed.</i>
  9471.  
  9472. 2091
  9473. 01:35:37,838 --> 01:35:39,304
  9474. <i>Even though we got
  9475. that steering wheel</i>
  9476.  
  9477. 2092
  9478. 01:35:39,306 --> 01:35:40,372
  9479. <i>and saved</i> Sugar Rush...
  9480.  
  9481. 2093
  9482. 01:35:40,374 --> 01:35:42,543
  9483. <i>it's never really gonna
  9484. be the same.</i>
  9485.  
  9486. 2094
  9487. 01:35:44,545 --> 01:35:45,744
  9488. <i>For one thing,
  9489. the racers aren't even</i>
  9490.  
  9491. 2095
  9492. 01:35:45,746 --> 01:35:47,346
  9493. <i>that obnoxious anymore.</i>
  9494.  
  9495. 2096
  9496. 01:35:47,348 --> 01:35:49,748
  9497. Oh, golly. I'm sorry
  9498. you didn't win, Taffyta.
  9499.  
  9500. 2097
  9501. 01:35:49,750 --> 01:35:52,384
  9502. Pfft! Our friendship
  9503. is much more important to me
  9504.  
  9505. 2098
  9506. 01:35:52,386 --> 01:35:53,685
  9507. than winning, Rancis.
  9508.  
  9509. 2099
  9510. 01:35:53,687 --> 01:35:55,420
  9511. Losing builds character!
  9512.  
  9513. 2100
  9514. 01:35:55,422 --> 01:35:57,356
  9515. Everyone's a winner, Taffyta.
  9516.  
  9517. 2101
  9518. 01:35:57,358 --> 01:35:58,890
  9519. <i>Felix and Calhoun,</i>
  9520.  
  9521. 2102
  9522. 01:35:58,892 --> 01:36:00,092
  9523. <i>as goofy as they are,</i>
  9524.  
  9525. 2103
  9526. 01:36:00,094 --> 01:36:02,527
  9527. <i>they turned out to be
  9528. pretty great parents.</i>
  9529.  
  9530. 2104
  9531. 01:36:02,529 --> 01:36:03,829
  9532. I gotta hand it
  9533. to you two,
  9534.  
  9535. 2105
  9536. 01:36:03,831 --> 01:36:06,331
  9537. how on earth did you
  9538. tame those things?
  9539.  
  9540. 2106
  9541. 01:36:06,333 --> 01:36:07,699
  9542. It's simple, Surge.
  9543.  
  9544. 2107
  9545. 01:36:07,701 --> 01:36:10,302
  9546. The key to parenting is...
  9547.  
  9548. 2108
  9549. 01:36:13,273 --> 01:36:15,240
  9550. And then what you do is...
  9551.  
  9552. 2109
  9553. 01:36:17,711 --> 01:36:20,946
  9554. And that is the secret
  9555. to raising perfect children.
  9556.  
  9557. 2110
  9558. 01:36:20,948 --> 01:36:24,383
  9559. Wow, I wish every parent
  9560. could hear that.
  9561.  
  9562. 2111
  9563. 01:36:24,385 --> 01:36:25,751
  9564. <i>I'm keeping busy, too.</i>
  9565.  
  9566. 2112
  9567. 01:36:25,753 --> 01:36:27,686
  9568. <i>I finally joined
  9569. Zangief's book club.</i>
  9570.  
  9571. 2113
  9572. 01:36:27,688 --> 01:36:29,755
  9573. Good point, Bison.
  9574. And how about you, Ralph?
  9575.  
  9576. 2114
  9577. 01:36:29,757 --> 01:36:31,690
  9578. Do you feel Dostoyevsky
  9579.  
  9580. 2115
  9581. 01:36:31,692 --> 01:36:34,292
  9582. intended to make
  9583. narrator unreliable?
  9584.  
  9585. 2116
  9586. 01:36:34,294 --> 01:36:35,761
  9587. Um...
  9588.  
  9589. 2117
  9590. 01:36:35,763 --> 01:36:37,964
  9591. I do and I don't.
  9592.  
  9593. 2118
  9594. 01:36:37,966 --> 01:36:40,532
  9595. You do, and you don't.
  9596.  
  9597. 2119
  9598. 01:36:40,534 --> 01:36:43,301
  9599. Duality.
  9600. That's really deep, Ralph.
  9601.  
  9602. 2120
  9603. 01:36:43,303 --> 01:36:44,603
  9604. Thanks, Sonic.
  9605.  
  9606. 2121
  9607. 01:36:44,605 --> 01:36:47,339
  9608. I don't know
  9609. what I'm talking about.
  9610.  
  9611. 2122
  9612. 01:36:47,341 --> 01:36:49,675
  9613. <i>Oh. And we got this new thing
  9614. we do every Friday night...</i>
  9615.  
  9616. 2123
  9617. 01:36:49,677 --> 01:36:51,777
  9618. <i>where we all go and hang out
  9619. in a different game.</i>
  9620.  
  9621. 2124
  9622. 01:36:51,779 --> 01:36:53,445
  9623. <i>I actually hosted this week.</i>
  9624.  
  9625. 2125
  9626. 01:36:53,447 --> 01:36:54,846
  9627. Heyo!
  9628.  
  9629. 2126
  9630. 01:36:54,848 --> 01:36:57,449
  9631. Hope you're all hungry.
  9632. I made burnt pie.
  9633.  
  9634. 2127
  9635. 01:36:57,451 --> 01:36:59,317
  9636. What's burnt pie,
  9637. Wreck-It?
  9638.  
  9639. 2128
  9640. 01:36:59,319 --> 01:37:01,620
  9641. Oh, it's just a pie
  9642. that you burn.
  9643.  
  9644. 2129
  9645. 01:37:01,622 --> 01:37:02,554
  9646. You can use any pie.
  9647.  
  9648. 2130
  9649. 01:37:02,556 --> 01:37:04,322
  9650. You just leave it
  9651. in the oven too long.
  9652.  
  9653. 2131
  9654. 01:37:07,461 --> 01:37:10,629
  9655. <i>Yeah, we really do
  9656. have a lot of fun.</i>
  9657.  
  9658. 2132
  9659. 01:37:10,631 --> 01:37:13,966
  9660. I guess that's pretty much
  9661. all the news I got for you.
  9662.  
  9663. 2133
  9664. 01:37:13,968 --> 01:37:16,702
  9665. <i>Oh, man, your stories
  9666. never disappoint, Ralph.</i>
  9667.  
  9668. 2134
  9669. 01:37:16,704 --> 01:37:18,303
  9670. <i>I just wish
  9671. we could hang out sooner.</i>
  9672.  
  9673. 2135
  9674. 01:37:18,305 --> 01:37:19,806
  9675. Yeah. Me, too.
  9676.  
  9677. 2136
  9678. 01:37:19,808 --> 01:37:21,506
  9679. When did you say you were
  9680. getting those days off?
  9681.  
  9682. 2137
  9683. 01:37:21,508 --> 01:37:24,309
  9684. <i>Uh, our upgrade
  9685. starts on January 25th,</i>
  9686.  
  9687. 2138
  9688. 01:37:24,311 --> 01:37:26,012
  9689. <i>so, like, two months
  9690. from now.</i>
  9691.  
  9692. 2139
  9693. 01:37:26,014 --> 01:37:28,680
  9694. Oh, that'll go by in a flash.
  9695. Oh, speaking of which...
  9696.  
  9697. 2140
  9698. 01:37:28,682 --> 01:37:29,782
  9699. you want me to bring you
  9700. anything from home
  9701.  
  9702. 2141
  9703. 01:37:29,784 --> 01:37:30,783
  9704. when I come visit?
  9705.  
  9706. 2142
  9707. 01:37:30,785 --> 01:37:32,852
  9708. <i>Oh! You know what
  9709. I cannot find</i>
  9710.  
  9711. 2143
  9712. 01:37:32,854 --> 01:37:34,619
  9713. <i>anywhere on the Internet?</i>
  9714.  
  9715. 2144
  9716. 01:37:34,621 --> 01:37:37,556
  9717. <i>A halfway decent</i>
  9718. BurgerTime <i>burger.</i>
  9719.  
  9720. 2145
  9721. 01:37:37,558 --> 01:37:39,859
  9722. <i>I've been talking them up
  9723. to Shank and the crew.</i>
  9724.  
  9725. 2146
  9726. 01:37:39,861 --> 01:37:41,593
  9727. <i>And honestly, I think
  9728. they're starting to think</i>
  9729.  
  9730. 2147
  9731. 01:37:41,595 --> 01:37:42,762
  9732. <i>I'm making it up.</i>
  9733.  
  9734. 2148
  9735. 01:37:42,764 --> 01:37:44,030
  9736. All right,
  9737. consider it done.
  9738.  
  9739. 2149
  9740. 01:37:44,032 --> 01:37:45,700
  9741. I'll bring you guys
  9742. a truckload.
  9743.  
  9744. 2150
  9745. 01:37:48,036 --> 01:37:50,368
  9746. Well, sun's coming up already.
  9747.  
  9748. 2151
  9749. 01:37:50,370 --> 01:37:51,838
  9750. Guess I better get to it.
  9751.  
  9752. 2152
  9753. 01:37:51,840 --> 01:37:53,338
  9754. <i>Yeah, me too.</i>
  9755.  
  9756. 2153
  9757. 01:37:53,340 --> 01:37:54,506
  9758. <i>Talk next week?</i>
  9759.  
  9760. 2154
  9761. 01:37:54,508 --> 01:37:56,374
  9762. I shall await your call,
  9763. madam.
  9764.  
  9765. 2155
  9766. 01:37:56,376 --> 01:38:00,980
  9767. <i>Then,</i> adieu, adieu,
  9768. <i>farting is such sweet sorrow.</i>
  9769.  
  9770. 2156
  9771. 01:38:00,982 --> 01:38:03,283
  9772. <i>So long, stinkbrain.</i>
  9773.  
  9774. 2157
  9775. 01:38:03,852 --> 01:38:04,753
  9776. Bye, kid.
  9777.  
  9778. 2158
  9779. 01:38:18,666 --> 01:38:21,667
  9780. Hey. You doing
  9781. okay there, Ralph?
  9782.  
  9783. 2159
  9784. 01:38:21,669 --> 01:38:25,905
  9785. Yeah, I am, actually.
  9786. I'm doing great.
  9787.  
  9788. 2160
  9789. 01:38:25,907 --> 01:38:28,643
  9790. Come on, Felix.
  9791. Let's get to work, buddy.
  9792.  
  9793. 2161
  9794. 01:42:00,055 --> 01:42:03,123
  9795. Hey, Mo, did you like
  9796. the movie, sweetie?
  9797.  
  9798. 2162
  9799. 01:42:03,125 --> 01:42:05,726
  9800. Well, there was a scene
  9801. in the trailer...
  9802.  
  9803. 2163
  9804. 01:42:05,728 --> 01:42:07,761
  9805. that wasn't in the movie...
  9806.  
  9807. 2164
  9808. 01:42:07,763 --> 01:42:10,197
  9809. and that makes me sad.
  9810.  
  9811. 2165
  9812. 01:42:10,199 --> 01:42:12,299
  9813. Aw, that's too bad.
  9814.  
  9815. 2166
  9816. 01:42:12,301 --> 01:42:13,900
  9817. Maybe playing your game
  9818. will cheer you up.
  9819.  
  9820. 2167
  9821. 01:42:13,902 --> 01:42:14,903
  9822. Okay.
  9823.  
  9824. 2168
  9825. 01:42:17,339 --> 01:42:19,072
  9826. Pancake.
  9827.  
  9828. 2169
  9829. 01:42:19,074 --> 01:42:20,175
  9830. Milkshake.
  9831.  
  9832. 2170
  9833. 01:42:21,243 --> 01:42:23,779
  9834. Pancake.
  9835. Pancake.
  9836.  
  9837. 2171
  9838. 01:42:24,313 --> 01:42:25,544
  9839. Milkshake.
  9840.  
  9841. 2172
  9842. 01:42:25,546 --> 01:42:27,114
  9843. <i>Ooh, ooh, ooh.
  9844. I wanna try, I wanna try!</i>
  9845.  
  9846. 2173
  9847. 01:42:27,116 --> 01:42:28,582
  9848. <i>My turn, my turn!</i>
  9849.  
  9850. 2174
  9851. 01:42:28,584 --> 01:42:30,617
  9852. <i>Pancake. Milkshake.</i>
  9853.  
  9854. 2175
  9855. 01:42:30,619 --> 01:42:32,986
  9856. <i>Milkshake. Milkshake.</i>
  9857.  
  9858. 2176
  9859. 01:42:32,988 --> 01:42:34,821
  9860. Pancake. Pancake.
  9861.  
  9862. 2177
  9863. 01:42:34,823 --> 01:42:37,157
  9864. Milkshake.
  9865. Milkshake.
  9866.  
  9867. 2178
  9868. 01:42:37,159 --> 01:42:38,892
  9869. I'm starting to understand
  9870. why people like this game.
  9871.  
  9872. 2179
  9873. 01:42:38,894 --> 01:42:40,293
  9874. Very zen.
  9875.  
  9876. 2180
  9877. 01:42:42,231 --> 01:42:44,931
  9878. Hey, everybody,
  9879. look what I found!
  9880.  
  9881. 2181
  9882. 01:42:44,933 --> 01:42:47,067
  9883. - More pancakes!
  9884. - Sweet!
  9885.  
  9886. 2182
  9887. 01:42:47,069 --> 01:42:49,302
  9888. Let's speed it up.
  9889. Pancake, pancake, pancake.
  9890.  
  9891. 2183
  9892. 01:42:49,304 --> 01:42:50,771
  9893. Pancake, pancake, pancake.
  9894.  
  9895. 2184
  9896. 01:42:50,773 --> 01:42:52,806
  9897. Pancake, pancake, pancake.
  9898.  
  9899. 2185
  9900. 01:42:52,808 --> 01:42:54,941
  9901. Pancake, pancake, pancake.
  9902.  
  9903. 2186
  9904. 01:42:54,943 --> 01:42:57,210
  9905. Eat, little bunny.
  9906. Eat, eat, eat!
  9907.  
  9908. 2187
  9909. 01:42:57,212 --> 01:42:58,845
  9910. Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try
  9911. feeding the kitty
  9912.  
  9913. 2188
  9914. 01:42:58,847 --> 01:43:00,347
  9915. for a little while.
  9916.  
  9917. 2189
  9918. 01:43:00,349 --> 01:43:03,083
  9919. No, the kitty gets
  9920. the milkshake.
  9921.  
  9922. 2190
  9923. 01:43:03,085 --> 01:43:06,922
  9924. The bunny gets the pancake.
  9925.  
  9926. 2191
  9927. 01:51:34,499 --> 01:51:36,832
  9928. <i>And now,
  9929. an exclusive sneak peek</i>
  9930.  
  9931. 2192
  9932. 01:51:36,834 --> 01:51:39,437
  9933. <i>of</i> Frozen 2. <i>Click here.</i>
  9934.  
  9935. 2193
  9936. 01:51:52,617 --> 01:51:54,850
  9937. <i>♪ Never gonna give you up</i>
  9938.  
  9939. 2194
  9940. 01:51:54,852 --> 01:51:57,218
  9941. <i>♪ Never gonna let you down</i>
  9942.  
  9943. 2195
  9944. 01:51:57,220 --> 01:52:01,424
  9945. <i>♪ Never gonna run around
  9946. and desert you</i>
  9947.  
  9948. 2196
  9949. 01:52:01,426 --> 01:52:03,359
  9950. <i>♪ Never gonna make you cry</i>
  9951.  
  9952. 2197
  9953. 01:52:03,361 --> 01:52:05,695
  9954. <i>♪ Never gonna say goodbye</i>
  9955.  
  9956. 2198
  9957. 01:52:05,697 --> 01:52:09,565
  9958. <i>♪ Never gonna tell a lie
  9959. and hurt you ♪</i>
  9960.  
  9961. 2199
  9962. 01:52:09,567 --> 01:52:10,666
  9963. <i>Uh-uh!</i>
  9964.  
  9965. 2200
  9966. 01:52:10,668 --> 01:52:13,402
  9967. <i>Why would I? I like you.</i>
  9968.  
  9969. 2201
  9970. 01:52:13,404 --> 01:52:15,504
  9971. <i>You guys
  9972. still sticking around?</i>
  9973.  
  9974. 2202
  9975. 01:52:15,506 --> 01:52:18,274
  9976. <i>All right. Well,
  9977. you're welcome to stay.</i>
  9978.  
  9979. 2203
  9980. 01:52:18,276 --> 01:52:21,777
  9981. <i>There's not really any more
  9982. surprises, but, you know...</i>
  9983.  
  9984. 2204
  9985. 01:52:21,779 --> 01:52:23,646
  9986. <i>Good luck getting that song
  9987. out of your head.</i>
  9988.  
  9989. 2205
  9990. 01:52:23,648 --> 01:52:25,181
  9991. <i>It's a real earwig.</i>
  9992.  
  9993. 2206
  9994. 01:52:25,183 --> 01:52:27,552
  9995. <i>Anyway, what else? Uh...</i>
  9996.  
  9997. 2207
  9998. 01:52:28,497 --> 01:52:33,497
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