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(16:05) 100: whats good with you
(16:05) [PR] Archer: Depends
(16:05) 100: depends?
(16:05) 100: on what?
(16:06) [PR] Archer: define "good"
(16:06) 100: ._.
(16:06) 100: how ya been?
(16:06) [PR] Archer: Depends
(16:06) 100: ._.
(16:06) [PR] Archer: How you been?
(16:07) 100: I been good
(16:07) 100: good
(16:07) [PR] Archer: Good to hear.
(16:07) 100: thaanks
(16:08) 100: wbu?
(16:08) [PR] Archer: Depends...
(16:08) 100: Alice
(16:08) 100: Angel
(16:08) 100: w/e
(16:08) 100: no
(16:08) [PR] Archer: What day is it?
(16:08) 100: Monday
(16:08) 100: you promised me sex today
(16:08) [PR] Archer: No, I promised you sex tonight
(16:08) 100: its the same
(16:08) [PR] Archer: It is not
(16:08) 100: even though I know you wont do it
(16:09) [PR] Archer: How do you know?
(16:09) [PR] Archer: Maybe I will
(16:09) 100: I know you
(16:09) 100: You dont even like me anymore
(16:09) [PR] Archer: So why do you still talk to me?
(16:09) 100: cause
(16:09) 100: I want to talk
(16:10) [PR] Archer: You know I'm married, right?
(16:10) 100: yeah
(16:10) 100: to who though?
(16:10) [PR] Archer: My wife?
(16:10) 100: thats the part I dont know
(16:10) 100: whats her name?
(16:10) 100: can we have a 3some?
(16:10) [PR] Archer: No
(16:10) [PR] Archer: Just no
(16:10) [PR] Archer: Actually
(16:11) 100: but why? ;-;
(16:11) [PR] Archer: You CAN have one. With your left and right hand
(16:11) 100: no
(16:11) 100: I want one with you and your wife
(16:11) [PR] Archer: And I have something scheduled for tonight
(16:12) 100: see
(16:12) 100: I knew you wasnt going to do it
(16:12) [PR] Archer: So why ask?
(16:12) 100: cause, I want some
(16:12) 100: how about now then
(16:12) [PR] Archer: WHat about now?
(16:12) 100: give me some now
(16:13) [PR] Archer: It's after 4 PM
(16:13) 100: ok
(16:13) [PR] Archer: And it's $100
(16:13) [PR] Archer: per minutre
(16:13) [PR] Archer: *minute
(16:13) 100: alright
(16:13) 100: 20mins
(16:13) 100: thats uhmm
(16:13) 100: $2000
(16:13) [PR] Archer: Ya
(16:13) [PR] Archer: Have the money?
(16:13) 100: mhmm
(16:14) [PR] Archer: Pay me up front firsy
(16:14) [PR] Archer: *t
(16:14) 100: NO
(16:14) 100: I dont trust you
(16:14) 100: I want laid now
(16:14) 100: then money
(16:14) [PR] Archer: *kitten eyes*
(16:14) 100: I wont go anywhere
(16:14) 100: no, thats not going to work
(16:14) [PR] Archer: Give me the money
(16:15) 100: give me sex first
(16:15) 100: then money
(16:15) [PR] Archer: I won't trick you, I promise
(16:15) [PR] Archer: Just give me one chance
(16:15) 100: riiiiiiiiiiight
(16:15) [PR] Archer: Just one
(16:15) 100: *sigh* ima regret this
(16:15) 100: *gives you money*
(16:15) [PR] Archer: This is monoply money ._.
(16:16) [PR] Archer: I need real money
(16:16) 100: uhmm
(16:16) 100: no
(16:16) 100: it isnt
(16:16) [PR] Archer: I see the monopoly man on the front
(16:16) 100: ._.
(16:16) 100: alright
(16:16) 100: *hands you $2000*
(16:16) [PR] Archer: *counts it out*
(16:17) [PR] Archer: Got a nickel or a dime to spare?
(16:17) 100: are you serious?
(16:17) 100: *gives you a nickel*
(16:17) [PR] Archer: Thank you.
(16:17) 100: mhmm
(16:17) 100: ok, we good now?
(16:17) [PR] Archer: Very
(16:18) 100: lets do this
(16:18) [PR] Archer: Woah, wait a sec
(16:18) 100: ugh, what?
(16:18) [PR] Archer: Not here
(16:19) [PR] Archer: >>
(16:19) [PR] Archer: My place or no deal
(16:19) 100: oh
(16:19) 100: ok
(16:19) 100: lets go
(16:19) 100: lead the way
(16:19) [PR] Archer: It's 10000 miles away
(16:20) 100: ._.
(16:20) 100: lets just find a close ally way
(16:20) [PR] Archer: Closest one of 50 miles away
(16:20) 100: ok
(16:20) 100: lets go
(16:20) [PR] Archer: Meet you there
(16:21) 100: no
(16:21) 100: we go together
(16:21) [PR] Archer: *teleports*
(16:21) 100: ._.
(16:21) 100: *walks to the closes ally way*
(16:21) [PR] Archer: Wrong one.
(16:22) 100: ._.
(16:22) [PR] Archer: Keep walking.
(16:22) 100: *keeps walking to the next one*
(16:22) [PR] Archer: OK, STOP
(16:22) 100: *stops*
(16:22) [PR] Archer: To your left
(16:22) 100: *turns left*
(16:22) [PR] Archer: No, your other left
(16:23) [PR] Archer: My left <<
(16:24) [PR] Archer: God how dumb are you
(16:24) 100: how about you teleport me there
(16:24) [PR] Archer: *teleports*
(16:24) 100: :D
(16:24) [PR] Archer: Happy?
(16:25) 100: yes
(16:25) [PR] Archer: Good
(16:25) 100: ok, lets do this
(16:26) [PR] Archer: Woah, back up a min
(16:26) [PR] Archer: Pay up, bro/
(16:26) 100: WHAT
(16:26) 100: I DID
(16:26) 100: NO
(16:26) [PR] Archer: That was for the sex
(16:27) [PR] Archer: This is for the teleporting
(16:27) [PR] Archer: <
(16:27) 100: how much?
(16:27) [PR] Archer: 3
(16:27) [PR] Archer: $4000
(16:27) 100: COME ON
(16:27) 100: make it a little cheaper
(16:27) 100: thats more than the sex
(16:27) [PR] Archer: Ok, 3000, but thats the lowest I can go
(16:28) [PR] Archer: Take it or leave it
(16:28) 100: ok
(16:28) 100: *gives you money*
(16:28) [PR] Archer: Woot
(16:28) 100: ._.
(16:28) [PR] Archer: Thanks
(16:29) 100: ok
(16:29) [PR] Archer: *turns into a Latias and flies off*
(16:29) 100: lets go now
(16:29) [PR] Archer: Nope
(16:29) 100: ._.
(16:29) 100: lol
(16:29) 100: I knew it
(16:29) [PR] Archer: Just got jacked out of $5000
(16:29) [PR] Archer: I'm a hooker, I told you.
(16:30) 100: can you at least give me a quickie?;-;
(16:30) 100: no, your not
(16:30) [PR] Archer: Nigga get out
(16:30) 100: hookers does their jobs
(16:30) [PR] Archer: Ok.
(16:31) 100: come on
(16:31) 100: please
(16:31) 100: just once
(16:31) [PR] Archer: My place or no deal
(16:32) [PR] Archer: It's the next house over
(16:33) 100: ok
(16:33) 100: teleport me there
(16:33) [PR] Archer: Youre already there
(16:33) [PR] Archer: ^3^
(16:33) 100: oh
(16:33) 100: ._.
(16:34) [PR] Archer: :D
(16:35) [PR] Archer: Ok, have a nice day~
(16:35) 100: ._.
(16:35) 100: really?
(16:36) [PR] Archer: Would you EVER TRUST ME?
(16:36) 100: come on
(16:36) 100: just a quickie
(16:36) [PR] Archer: I say no
(16:36) 100: ;-;
(16:36) 100: how about a handjob
(16:37) [PR] Archer: Hell no
(16:37) 100: why not?
(16:37) [PR] Archer: No nothing
(16:37) 100: just once
(16:37) 100: and never again
(16:37) 100: I promise
(16:37) 100: :D
(16:37) [PR] Archer: Seems legit.
(16:37) 100: yes
(16:37) 100: It is
(16:37) 100: Im serious
(16:38) 100: what do you say?
(16:38) [PR] Archer: I aint taking the risk, so no
(16:38) 100: I promise
(16:38) 100: If I ask again after this one
(16:38) 100: I will stop talking to you
(16:38) [PR] Archer: no fucking way
(16:39) 100: why?
(16:39) [PR] Archer: Because you're a jerk
(16:39) 100: how?
(16:39) [PR] Archer: You just are
(16:39) 100: come on
(16:39) 100: just trust me on this one
(16:39) [PR] Archer: NIGGA, DUN MAKE ME DROP A DEUCE ON YOU
(16:40) 100: ANGEL
(16:40) 100: I swear
(16:40) 100: I wont bother you again
(16:40) 100: just this one time
(16:40) [PR] Archer: I SAID NO GODDAMNIT
(16:40) 100: ok
(16:40) [PR] Archer: >:
(16:41) 100: not fair ;-;
(16:41) 100: I just want one time
(16:41) 100: its all I ask for
(16:41) [PR] Archer: Life aint fair, so I'll ignore you and move on with my life
(16:41) [PR] Archer: Have a nice day.