ode to apple:

my ipad 2 worked like a gem when it was new, beautiful, smooth scrolling.
you fuckers fucked your fucking ipad so bad.
it worked like a fucking gem when it was new, beautiful, smooth scrolling.
with every fucking software update it got shittier and shittier.
it worked so beautifully with 2 cores and software optimised for 2 cores.
but your new hardware had more cores and your programmers were too lazy to write different versions.
so my old hardware now feels like a shitty shitty stuttery tesco huddle.
how do you hobble system software so badly it can no longer scroll anything smoothly?
hoping the idiot consumer just upgrades the fucking hardware.
this hardware would've lasted 30 years but you fucking cunts ruined the software.
behaviour like this fucking kills the environment.
make a slightly better version of the already adequate hardware so your lazy fucking software updates work.
fuck you, you fucking fucking fucking cunts.
fuck you, you fucking fucking fucking cunts.
fuck you, you fucking fucking fucking fucking cunty cunts.