Link - Anon the Superintendent (unfinished)

The setup

you are the local Super-Intend ant popping in for a surprise inspection of Canterlot High.

You arrive to see this. The other students are also wearing only their underwear. Apparently it's Wear Only Your Underwear Day at Canterlot High.

You were not aware the school had this highly inappropriate and highly illegal policy.

>Walk into the office, waiting on Celestia.
>Luna comes out first; Celestia will be gone for the day, Family issues.
>So what, you have had a crush on her for years, you have to shut down the school.
>"L-Luna, are you aware that your students are..."
>you blush, god why couldn't Celestia be in, you could tell her to fuck off.
>"Look what do you want me to do; I can't allow this to continue. I am afraid I am going to have to... Close down the school."

>The silence could be cut with a knife after two minutes Luna finally speaks up.
"SURLY THERE IS SOMETHING WE CAN DO TO KEEP THIS SCHOOL OPEN"
>Blushing she covers her mouth.
"I mean can't we talk about this like adults."
>She begs looking up at you.
"Can we please discuses this after dinner... I mean we are technically doing nothing wrong."
>She puts her hands on Anon’s hand.
"I am sure we can come to some decision."

>This goes against every law in the books, Nudity, Child pornography, Bribery, Damn if you got caught they would put you under the prison.
"Sure, but you had better come with proof that this helps the school... and maybe something to wear to a movie after dinner."
>Fuck it now she is going to turn me down for sure, maybe blame it all on...

"OF COURSE WE WOULD LOVE TO"

>Waving goodbye you pass the bi yearly report.
>Sure it was a lie but dammit, so what, you could always have plausible deniability.
>Besides as close as it was to children being naked they did have enough clothing to not be naked.
>Enough about work, you need to prepare for the date.
>Getting up you turn on the shower.

"And sister Anon, the super-independent let it slide. Well he said we would talk about it but"
>She looks through her drawers trying to chose the right skirt and panties that say I want you without saying she is a slut.
"Sister do you think we will get married, and have children"

>Celestia shakes her head.
"Luna, are you sure he wants’ to date you. I mean if he really saw Silver Spoon and Diamond in there panties and all"
>She shakes her head.
"I mean didn't you even consider that panty day on the first of April."
>She sighs.
"Look I will go with you to defend this mistake but you need to remain calm. Someone of Anon's power is not interested in a Vice Principle."

>You dry off, looking at the clock you have an hour before the big moment.
"Just enough time to go out and buy her flowers and arrive a little early."
>Getting dressed you whistle, not believing your luck

>Celestia is waiting by the door to Luna's apartment as you walk in.
"Anon look it was a practical joke, Luna never meant anything"
>She looks at you in the eye.
"Just promise you won't hold it against her... It's as much her fault as mine. I kind of told her to do it, but she didn't know I was kidding.

>Damn you never knew you could feel so happy and then so depressed so quickly
>you look up trying not to show any emotion.
"You mean that whole thing at school"

"Yes just a joke, one that again I lead her to. We are both very sorry"

>you turn looking away.
"Yeah no problems, I am glad you explained it to me"
>Closing the door behind me I throw the flowers on the ground.

"Sister has Anon made it over yet"
>Luna walks into the main room.
"I wanted to show him my new dress."

"He already came and left. We talked about the issue and he seemed ok"

"What do you mean left, but I thought Anon liked me"
>She falls down to her knees.
"I mean he asked me out and everything."

>Celestia grabs her sister’s hand.
"Luna I have told you a hundred times, you got the brains, not the looks"
>She holds her sisters hand.
"That is why you stay with me; I will always be there for you like no man ever would. I am sorry you will never have romantic love, but sis will be here for you forever"
>She grabs a brush and starts to brush Luna's hair as she cries.

>You arrive home alone, a night ruined.
>Taking off your tie you crash into your chair turning on the TV.
"I still can't believe it was just a joke"
>you let your brain turn to mush other then try to understand.
>However this time the magical stupid box fails to work as you dwell on it more.
>You put your shoes back on and look at the clock; it's already midnight but damn if you don't need fresh air.

>Luna waits until Celestia falls asleep, getting out of bed fully dressed, she heads for the door.
>She didn’t care if she misunderstood she had to see anon, if only to slap him.
>All her life she had to deal with being called the ugly child, but she had enough, no man was ever going to pull this trick on her again.
>Her car was too loud, but Anon lived less then a mile.

>You don’t know why but your walk is taking you directly to her apartment
“I guess I am just a glutton for pain”
>You joke but a part of it is true.
>Maybe you are just being stubborn but you want to hear it from Luna herself.
>Perhaps there had been some reason for this that you didn’t understand, but one last chance.
>Squinting you see a figure in the horizon, and she’s coming closer.
“Luna is that you”
>You scream, Wait she isn’t slowing down, and she’s making a fist.

“HOW DARE YOU”
>Closing the distance her fist connects sending anon down to the ground.
“You said you wanted to go out on a date and then changed your mind”
Her voice raises.
|”AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU”
>She pins you down to the ground, her voice cracking.
“WILL WE NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANYONE”

>Perhaps it was a stupid idea but you don’t care, she already hit you.
>you lean up and steal a kiss from the vice Principle.
>It was just a couple seconds but it felt like an eternity.
“Of course you are good enough, you would always be perfect”

>She gasps, getting up confused.
“But then why did you… Why did you leave last night?”
>Looking like a deer with her face caught in a car headlight she looks down.
“Why didn’t you wait for me?”

>You look up at here confused; you know that somewhere you must have misunderstood.
“I… I am sorry; nothing I say can make up for the cruel actions. I had got confused I guess”
>There is no reason to try to explain, like anyone would buy it anyway
“You are very beautiful women and if you want to find someone I am sure you can, and I understand that…”
>This time you are surprised as she kisses you.

“Shut up Anon, you promised me a movie and a dinner.”
>Helping you up she doesn’t take her hands off yours.
“Silly mistakes will not stop me from giving you one chance to win my heart.”

>Now it is my time to blush as you hold her hand tight
“And my fair princess I will do whatever it takes to earn not only your heart but also your hand.”
>Damn that was super cheese but Luna seems to enjoy it.
“So let’s get going, the night is young.”

>Celestia wakes up to the sound of the front door closing.
>Turning over she looks at the clock, it is 4:30 in the morning.
>Getting out of bed she heads to the living room.
“Sis you seem to be up early is you ready for another day with your favorite sister?

>Luna yawns as she turns to see her sister.
“Actually I just got in. It’s Saturday I think I am going to bed”
>She brushes her sister off as she heads to bed exhausted.

>Celestia looks at Luna as she leaves, but that was impossible, she drove anon away herself.
>She follows Luna to her bedroom,
“It sounds like you had a lot of fun. ”

>Luna shakes her head.
“I will talk to you in the morning right now I am just to tired, Anon treated me like a goddess”
>She beams and gets under her blanket.
“Night sis”
>Turning off the light she nearly passes out as her head hits her pillow.

>Celestia turns, a little disgusted finding out that her plan failed.
>Sitting down you wonders what you are going to do as you read the local paper.
“Of course the Principle position.”
>Picking up the phone she calls up Vice President Discord of Canterlot Elementary.
“So is that opening for Principle still open. I think I need a change of pace.”
>You smile to yourself, Lets see Luna plan a date when she has an entire High school on her back.
“No there is no need to give me any time, I will start Monday.”
>You know she will eventually find a new assistant but it should keep her busy until you can find another way to keep them apart… In fact there may be a way to even make this work better.
“Yes Discord, I understand that Anon has to approve me first, bye”
>Hanging up you calls up Anon demanding a meeting about the new position in 6 hours.
>Finally you leave a note by the phone… Anon, meet me at noon, my office, Important.

>Luna woke up a few hours later still with the memories of her night before.
“Celestia, you wanted to talk to me”
>She heads to the kitchen for something to eat, grabbing a grapefruit she looks over at the phone for any messages.
“What he called already”
>Blushing she picks up the message reading it.
“Kind of quick but”
>Looking at the clock, it’s still an hour away.

>Thirty minutes away, Celestia waits at the district office.
>Leaving the car she fixes her hair a bit and heads inside.
”Mr. Anon, I am here to talk about the position.”
>Sitting down in front of Anon she smiles keeping an eye on the clock.
“Anon I believe that the school needs a strong leader and while Discord may keep on the nose about the paperwork, he isn’t a disciplinary figure that is needed.”
>You look over at her.
“Yes we know you have very few incidents in the high school but why are you giving up such a career, you are aware there is a pay decrees.”
>Celestia nods.
“Yes I understand that, but I do think it is time to step out my comfort zone, as well as giving my Sister a chance to take my place.”
>This grabs your attention,
“Isn’t Luna your sister, are you sure she is up to running the school all by herself.”
>Celestia nods.
“Oh of course,”
>It is nearly noon now
“In fact she did run the Romeo and Juliet play herself.”
>Pausing she coughs, waiting to hear her sisters footsteps.
“What man art thou that thus bescreen'd in night
So stumblest on my counsel?”
>She winks at you.
“Ah, By a name
I know not how to tell thee who I am:
My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself,
because it is an enemy to thee;
Had I it written, I would tear the word.”

>She stops at the doorway, hearing the very words.
>No anon couldn’t be, he wouldn’t… But then again she was prettier.
>Turning she heads back to her car,

MONDAY MORNING.
>Celestia was combing her hair, ready to start her new job.
>“Sis, I forgot to tell you, you are now the head Principal of Canterlot high.”
>Adjusting her tie she heads downstairs.
“What I can’t do that”
Luna looks up at her sister, sliding an egg onto her plate.
“Why couldn’t you have told me earlier?”
>Celestia tries to hide her smile.
>”I didn’t know until Saturday, I got to talk to Mr. anon, and one thing lead to another.”
Luna scratches the skillet, her anger slowly getting out of her control.
“S-sister what do you mean you and Mr. Anon.”
She slams the skillet into the sink.
Looking up she sees that Celestia has already left… and took the car.
“RWWWAAAAA”
She screams as she slams the door to the apartment and she prepares for the five mile walk to work.

Making it to the school, her boots are draped around her neck
Walking into Celestia’s, no her office it fells so strange.
Not sure what to do on this side of the office she looks down at her sisters former planner.
“What where is everything.”
Flipping back and forth through the pages everything ends on last Friday.
“Calm down Luna”
Breathing deeply she looks over at everything on her desk trying to find any clues of what was planned.
A knock on the door drags her out of her frenzy.
“Come in”
>”Thank you, my sweet Luna.”
>you smile pulling out a single rose.
>”I know it’s beauty is nothing compared to thee, but I had no lasso to drag down the moon”
She blushes but turns away her mood changing quickly.
“Is that what you told my sister as well, or was Romeo good enough for you to imitate”
>”What, Luna I don’t know what your talking about”
>You put your hand against her check as she pulls away.

>Luna turns to look you in the eye.
>Her piercing gaze seems to look into your soul
>”Anon no more games. If you love me like you say you do, prove it.”
You place your hand on hers, returning her gaze.
“What do you ask me to do? I do love you but how can I prove it.”
“I wish I could show you how much I love you, if you could spend more time together I am sure I could show you.”
>”Yes anon, I will”
>She grabs you in a hug, nearly cracking your spine, covering your face in kisses.
“Yes what”
You gasp trying to regain your breath.
“Did I ask a question?”
You smile innocently.
>”Of course you did silly. I will have my bags packed by seven and you can pick me up”
“For a date”
You ask still confused.
>”No silly, To move in with you”
“Um ok”
What can you do, tell her no when she looks so happy, And it’s not like it’s a bad idea, especially now that you don’t have to see her
>”Oh I am sorry anon, am I making to much of your comment”
>She reads the worry in your voice
>”Her smile turns to a frown.
“OH no that’s great”
You smile as she looks
“No of course not, Your presence in my home would brighten it up emensly… It is just a mess I wish I had time to clean
>She puts her finger up to your lips.
>”Anon shh,”
>Bending forward she kisses you deeply, drawing her hands tightly around

Be Trixie Lulamoon.
Going to the Principals office again.
How were you to know that Inflammable meant Flammable, and when who would think If you separated water into hydrogen and oxygen that the gasses would be so explosive.
It was really Snips fault anyway, suggesting the great and powerful trixie was afraid of fire.
When you arrive at the office, it is empty, but some noise seems to be coming from the Principal’s office.
“Miss Celestia… Is that you”
Slowly opening the door you See mr anon and….
“MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING”
You scream seeing her lips locked on anon nearly drives you mad.
>She breaks her kiss with anon, looking at her daughter.
>“Sweetie, this is Anon, and”
>She looks around, nervously.
>”And you and I will be leaving Celestia’s apartment. Anon asked us to move in.”

You look at the Super-intendant.
“I don’t know mom, can this ‘Man’ Really be a good father to me, the great and powerful Trixie does deserve someone who can be just as cool and great”
I look Anon over, and then look up at moms face.
“But if you love this guy I guess I can lower my standards a bit”
I give my mom a big hug, breaking character,
“I am so happy for you mom”
Turning now to anon you glare up at him.
Grabbing his hand you pull him to you.
“Mom likes you a lot, so I am going to be on my best behavior but if you so much as hurt her”
You crack your knuckles letting him know you mean it.
>”I would never hurt Luna”
>Anon whispers back.
“Good, because my mom has never had a boyfriend in her life, so her first needs to be perfect.”
Turning to leave you nearly forget why you were sent here.
“Oh um mom, I blew up the science lab”
You squeak embarrassed.
>”Again baby, I don’t know if you are a genuies in science or a clutz”
>She pats your head but then turns serious.
>Tomarrow you have a week of detention ok.
Only a week, maybe having a dad wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

Be celestia, your new job is not what you had hoped it to be.
Little kids demand a lot more
It’s only noon but it feels like you have been here a week already
>Ah Celestia, why so blue, not that it is a bad color.
>Discord teases as he walks in the room.
>”I guess it is because Luna finally stopped your manipulative way?”
> Crumbling a donut into his coffee and taking a drink.
Your eyes are in shock, had he heard something.
“Discord, who told you.”
>”Oh no one told me, well you just did but it wasn’t hard to put together. You have always manipulated that girl, and as a fan of chaos theory and all it was fun, but this was way to predictable.”
>He sets his cup down and starts to massage Celestia’s shoulder.
>”I do wonder what she has planned for you, I mean if you weren’t belittling her all the time she would never have raised you up to where you are right now.”
“Discord that’s not true”
You tell yourself as you Question it yourself.
>”Why of course it is, she was the one who let you win the spelling bee in third grade when you told her no boy’s like a smarty pants.”
His grip, relaxing also pins you, unable to walk away from the truth.
>”But really it was when I sweettalked her into my bedroom and she bore my child. I can’t imagine what you said to her to make her believe she was to blame”
"Discord that is more then enough, get out"
>He starts to leave.
>"I do wonder though, with you living off her inheritance what will happen when she does leave. I know for a fact that you can't afford such a nice place on your income"
>He slams the door behind him is you feel your life start to fall apart around you.

“Bastard”
You slam your head down on to your desk, he was right.
Luna would start seeing you for who you are, if she didn’t already.
But she stole discord from you, and then left.
He would tease but he would never return your feelings.
And now she has another guy, and this one doesn’t’ see to be going anywhere.
Getting up you run after Discord, he may be a jerk but he is right.
Opening the door he is gone, there is no telling where he is now, however you are greeted by Dinky.
>”Hello miss’s Cwestia.”
>She hands you a note, she had been kissing boys on the playground.
“Come in and sit, Dinky it says you have been kissing boys. You know that is not appropriate.”
She looks at you sweetly.
>”But all bwys wike to be kissed, daddy told me that when we visted him at the human zoo.”
“Dinky, have you seen the councilor about this”
Holding her hand you walk to her to the concilors room, and a wicked thought pops into your head.

Luna looked at the face beside her as she woke up, brushing her face gently as she looked at the clock. Rolling back over her arm drapes over anon.
It was hard to imagine that the had only been together a month and it felt like home, no it felt better.
Anon cared about her opinions and told her she was important to him.
He treated her in a way that she hadn’t felt in a long time.

She was just a little girl but she still remembered the strawberry smell of her hair.
“Mama I love you”
Luna had just turned six, and her mom had taken the day off to devote to her.
>”My little moonshine, of course Mama loves \you, I would do anything for you and Celestia”
>She grabs the two girls in a big hug, hiding her illness
>She puts the girls down as she coughs, the blood covering her tissue.
“Mama are you ok”
Luna hugs her hard.
“Yes dear just a little tired”
>Kissing them both she stays out to watch them play, hiding her pain”

That was the past, and it wasn’t her fault
“It wasn’t my fault, IT WASN’T MY FAULT”
>”Baby everything alright”
>Anon opens his eyes and is shocked when she kisses him.
“I didn’t cause my mom to die, Celesetia lied to me”
She wipes a tear from her eye from the memory.
“And sister will know that she can’t blame me any longer.
So evil even you are disgusted by it, but maybe you don’t need to attack Luna, maybe Anon is the achelies heel.