Hooter Man (Owl House Parody)

It's 9 o'clock in the boiling isles
The regular crowd shuffles on
There's a brown girl sitting next to me
Asking things from her Owl Lady mom

She says "Eda, can you teach me magic please?
I'm not really sure what to do
But I know that it's neat and i'm sure it could be
The way to make my dreams come true"

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Teach me a spell, Ms. Edalyn
Teach me a spell tonight
Cause a human may not know alot of things
But this one's sure learning alright

Now King at the bar is a Demon Lord
He controls with authority
Or he thinks that he does, cause his reign was a bust
But his mouth is still bigger than he
He says "Luz, I believe this is killing me
I just want to a King again
And i'm sure I could be if I really tried
But the closest i'll get is fame"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now Gus is Luz' friend from Hexside
Who always came off kind of strange
And he's talkin with Willow, whose soft as a pillow
And baby, don't you ever change

And the Blight twins are practicing sabotage
As Amity bullies all the nerds
Yes, they all share a trait called discriminate
And they get it from their parents words

Give us a smile, you're a lesbian
Give us a smile tonight
Cause you're all the waifu Luz will ever need
And she's got you smiling so bright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
As the anons hunt those megas down
It's these characters we've all been coming to see
And we have ourselves a night on the town
Well, the shitposts sound like a carnival
And the shipperfags post yuri pics
And they sit till the end, watching Lumity win
And say "Man, this cartoon is shit"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Sing us a song, you're the singerfag
Sing us a song tonight
Cause Hooty is nowhere mentioned in this song
But you've got us feeling alright