[20:38] <Sara_Tosen> It's about 11 in the morning. Give or take. Sara is a bit groggy, having gotten barely 5 hours of sleep. But it would suffice until tonight. She hoped.
06[20:39] * Sara_Tosen shivers a little. It *is* the middle of winter, after all...but she felt a need to do something. Get her internal clock back on schedule
06[20:40] * DorinMalcom "Damnit Mc Clane! You're th'brains of this outfit! You're nothin' but a brain! How did you get us lost again?" the mostly unkempt man says to the little floating Solosis next to him. Scratching his bread that does almost to the middle of his chest with his dusty gauntlets. His old uniform in tatters at his ankles and arms, the blue fadded to an almost pastel color.
[20:43] <Sara_Tosen> "..." Sara was wandering the battle areas. She was curious as to why there were so few people were here now. Perhaps now would be a good time to test her newfound abilities.
06[20:47] * DorinMalcom Spotting some one who he thinks is as lost as he is he pounces "Hey Missy! Gotta minute? I'm loster n'hell and my navigator doesn't exactly speak human. I'd sure be obliged if you could give us a hand!" He gives what he hopes is his best I'mnotcrazyIswear smile.
[20:48] <DorinMalcom> 1d20-3 Cha check?
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[20:49] <DorinMalcom> 1d20-3 Lets try this again.
[20:49] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, Lets try this again.: 13 [1d20=16]
[20:50] <Sara_Tosen> "..." It's very odd, this girl. Not only does she make absolutely no reaction. Not only that...but her eyes are almost glazed over. Standing there.
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[20:52] <Sara_Tosen> It's like she can't even hear that the man is there.
06[20:52] * DorinMalcom Blinking at her he mumbles a "Hello?" He scuttles away to confer with his pokemon. "Is she ignoring us? I mean I know I ain't the prettiest man or the smartest...Or the cleanest..Yeah stop looing at me that way ya little brainsquishie. Maybe if I am really nice she'll speak up!"
[20:53] <DorinMalcom> Scuttling back "If you could just give us a direction we will be more'n happy to get outta your hair Miss!"
[20:53] <Sara_Tosen> "..."
[20:55] <Sara_Tosen> Nothing. Apparently nothing had happened in the past hour...or something. Blinking, the girl's eyes return to normal-oh. There's someone here.
06[20:56] * DorinMalcom The old man blinks back at her...and frowns. "Thats no way to treat someone! Starin' at them thinkin' they ain't nothin'! C'mon Mic lets show her some manners!"
06[20:57] * DorinMalcom He pulls off a pokeball from his belt and faces her down.
[20:57] <Zuphyr> (cue battle music)
[20:58] <Sara_Tosen> "..." it took a moment to her to read the man's lips. <"I'm sorry...I was lost in thought...what was it you asked?>
[20:59] <Sara_Tosen> The voice trickled into the man's mind. She tried mouthing the words...but there may have been a desynch
06[20:59] * DorinMalcom He blinks again. "Whatthehell? I asked you for some damned directions cause we was lost and you plum ignored me! Now I'm gonna show you some manners! Ignoring a body just cause of the way he looks!"
[21:00] <Sara_Tosen> <I can't hear. It's why I couldn't pick up what you asked.> the girl seems pissed, not even trying to mouth the words.
06[21:02] * DorinMalcom The man looks taken aback but presses on anyway. Principle of the matter. "Then how the hell are you talkin' now and how come you can unnerstandme now? Huh?!"
[21:04] <Sara_Tosen> <Half telepathy, half lip reading. Now, if you insist on this...> the girl's hand falls to her wrist, as if a wild west cowboy about to draw a six-shooter
06[21:06] * DorinMalcom "I do insist! Let's do this Axel!" he all but snarls throwing out the pokeball, a Lucario popping out. <Aw, hell Cheif what have you gotten us into this time?!>
06[21:08] * Sara_Tosen sighs. This was unnecessary. But she needed to focus. <come on Mistral...let's show him that just because I can't hear doesnt mean I cant fight!>
[21:08] <Sara_Tosen> (sigilyph, speed 13)
[21:10] <DorinMalcom> (Dex 14 Spd 20 and also brb a tick)
[21:10] <Sara_Tosen> (oh god sara can't do trainer interference)
[21:18] <DorinMalcom> (Oh don't worry he won't hit you =3)
[21:19] <DorinMalcom> "Axel, try to give that birdything a bit of a hot foot!"
[21:19] <Sara_Tosen> (just set up double wall and make it balls hard to deal damage. Also, healing from MA)
[21:19] <DorinMalcom> 1d20 Blaze Kick
[21:19] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, Blaze Kick: 11 [1d20=11]
[21:20] <Sara_Tosen> Hits
[21:20] <DorinMalcom> 3d20+16
[21:20] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, 3d20+16: 56 [3d20=10,19,11]
[21:20] <DorinMalcom> (Well then.)
[21:21] <Sara_Tosen> The sigilyph falls. Sara frowns. <this isn't good...> returning the fallen pokemon, she sends Keiga to try and return the favor.
[21:22] <Sara_Tosen> (dratini, speed 8)
[21:23] <Sara_Tosen> (lol time walk)
06[21:23] * DorinMalcom Grunts. "A snake? Axel take it down. Force Palm."
[21:23] <DorinMalcom> 1d20
[21:23] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
[21:24] <DorinMalcom> (Ac 2 =3)
[21:24] <Sara_Tosen> (fuck. Hits)
[21:24] <DorinMalcom> (Wait you have no evasion?)
[21:25] <Sara_Tosen> (wait...is it physical?)
[21:25] <DorinMalcom> (Yep)
[21:25] <Sara_Tosen> (oh. Then I do dodge)
[21:25] <DorinMalcom> (Awesome)
[21:26] <Sara_Tosen> "..." Sara says nothing. She doesn't have to. The dratini emits a terrible bolt of electricity, paralyzing the lucario
[21:26] <DorinMalcom> "Damnit Axel!"
[21:26] <Sara_Tosen> (thunderwave to save my SSS)
[21:26] <Sara_Tosen> (ass*)
[21:26] <DorinMalcom> 1d20 Paracheck?
[21:26] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, Paracheck?: 5 [1d20=5]
[21:27] <DorinMalcom> (Nawp)
[21:27] <Sara_Tosen> Seeing the chance to strike, Keiga spews green flames at the fighting pokemon
[21:28] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20 dragonbreath
[21:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, dragonbreath: 16 [1d20=16]
[21:28] <Sara_Tosen> 3d10+1d6+10
[21:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, 3d10+1d6+10: 26 [3d10=6,5,4; 1d6=1]
06[21:29] * DorinMalcom Dorin runs infront of his Lucario to take the hit. (Using For the Team!)
[21:29] <Sara_Tosen> (and paralyzed)
[21:29] <DorinMalcom> "Ohgoditsfire!"
[21:30] <DorinMalcom> 1d20 Does Dorin act?
[21:30] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, Does Dorin act?: 10 [1d20=10]
[21:30] <DorinMalcom> 1d20 Does Axel?
[21:30] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, Does Axel?: 16 [1d20=16]
[21:31] <DorinMalcom> "Wait for it Axel!" (End turn)
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[21:31] <RioCadaro> I'm guessing Gar crashed?
[21:31] <RioCadaro> :3
[21:31] <DorinMalcom> (Yep, doin' silly mock battles.)
[21:32] <RioCadaro> (Gotchya)
[21:32] <RioCadaro> (Might join you guys if you don't mind)
[21:32] <RioCadaro> (Wait...I can't XD)
[21:32] <RioCadaro> (I'll come watch)
[21:32] <Sara_Tosen> Dratini is fed up with this shit and conjures a tornado, hopefully keeping the lucario occupied.
[21:32] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20 twister
[21:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, twister: 6 [1d20=6]
[21:32] <Sara_Tosen> (ac2)
[21:32] <DorinMalcom> (Hits)
[21:33] <Sara_Tosen> 2d10+1d6+10 lol no focus punch for you
[21:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, lol no focus punch for you: 16 [2d10=1,4; 1d6=1]
[21:33] <Sara_Tosen> >mfw
[21:34] <DorinMalcom> 1d20 Paracheck on Dorin
[21:34] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, Paracheck on Dorin: 7 [1d20=7]
[21:34] <Sara_Tosen> DorinMalcom
[21:35] <DorinMalcom> (Just barley able to act.)
06[21:36] * DorinMalcom "Alrighty Axel you done good. Mc Clane your turn!" He returns the poor paralyzed Lucario and shoos forward the Solosis.
[21:36] <Sara_Tosen> (speed?)
[21:37] <DorinMalcom> (sped 2)
[21:38] <Sara_Tosen> Dratini seems to go back to burning the ever-loving snot out of Dorin's pokemon!
[21:38] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20 dragonbreath
[21:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, dragonbreath: 5 [1d20=5]
[21:39] <DorinMalcom> (ac?)
[21:39] <Sara_Tosen> (ac2)
[21:39] <DorinMalcom> (Def a hit)
[21:39] <Sara_Tosen> 3d10+1d6+10
[21:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, 3d10+1d6+10: 26 [3d10=2,7,2; 1d6=5]
[21:41] <DorinMalcom> 1d20 Does Dorin Derp?
[21:41] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, Does Dorin Derp?: 15 [1d20=15]
[21:41] <DorinMalcom> Huzzah.
[21:41] <DorinMalcom> 1d20 Psywave will you work for me?
[21:41] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, Psywave will you work for me?: 20 [1d20=20]
[21:41] <DorinMalcom> (wasted crits man.)
[21:41] <DorinMalcom> 1d4 How much Damage
[21:41] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, How much Damage: 3 [1d4=3]
[21:42] <DorinMalcom> (16 damage apply no stats)
[21:42] <Sara_Tosen> (ow.)
[21:43] <Sara_Tosen> The dratini is wounded. Borrowing strength from its ancestors, the serpentine dragon lets loose a torrent of blue flames
[21:43] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20 dragon RAAAAAAEG
[21:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, dragon RAAAAAAEG: 7 [1d20=7]
[21:43] <Sara_Tosen> (30 damage flat. Apply no stats)
[21:44] <DorinMalcom> (Aww, out by exactly 1)
[21:44] <DorinMalcom> NOT
[21:44] <DorinMalcom> (I hope ;_;)
[21:44] <DorinMalcom> 1d20 Do I derp or can I save my little squishie brain?
[21:44] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, Do I derp or can I save my little squishie brain?: 1 [1d20=1]
[21:44] <DorinMalcom> (Yep out)
[21:44] <Sara_Tosen> Derp like you've never derp'd before
[21:46] <DorinMalcom> Muttering Dorin sends out a little Rotom. (Spd 12)
[21:46] <Sara_Tosen> (go for it)
[21:47] <DorinMalcom> 1d20 Can Dorin tell it to do things?!
[21:47] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, Can Dorin tell it to do things?!: 7 [1d20=7]
[21:47] <DorinMalcom> (Nope)
[21:48] <Sara_Tosen> (tanking that low damage dragonbreath is coming back to haunt you)
[21:48] <DorinMalcom> (True. But Dorin ain't the brightest bulb in the bag.)
[21:48] <Sara_Tosen> (my turn?)
[21:48] <DorinMalcom> (Yep)
[21:49] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20 moar green fire!
[21:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, moar green fire!: 9 [1d20=9]
[21:49] <Sara_Tosen> 3d10+1d6+10
[21:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, 3d10+1d6+10: 37 [3d10=8,6,8; 1d6=5]
[21:49] <DorinMalcom> 1d20 Can He take the hit?
[21:49] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, Can He take the hit?: 5 [1d20=5]
[21:49] <DorinMalcom> (Nope)
[21:50] <DorinMalcom> And then the little ghost goes fizzle pop.
[21:50] <Sara_Tosen> (down?)
[21:50] <DorinMalcom> (Yep, exactly out)
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06[21:51] * DorinMalcom Mutters again sending out Axel again.
[21:51] <DorinMalcom> 1d20 Can Dorin do it?
[21:51] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, Can Dorin do it?: 19 [1d20=19]
[21:51] <DorinMalcom> Yes he can!
[21:52] <Sara_Tosen> (don't forget axel is still paralyzed)
[21:52] <DorinMalcom> 1d20 Dorin Punches the little dragon?
[21:52] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, Dorin Punches the little dragon?: 15 [1d20=15]
[21:53] <Sara_Tosen> (should hit)
[21:53] <DorinMalcom> 2d8+10
[21:53] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, 2d8+10: 16 [2d8=5,1]
[21:53] <DorinMalcom> (Ground damage)
[21:54] <Sara_Tosen> Dratini...is still up! And it tries to finish off the wounded lucario!
[21:54] <DorinMalcom> 1d20 Can Axel doing anyting?
[21:54] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, Can Axel doing anyting?: 13 [1d20=13]
[21:54] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20 TWISTAAAAAAAAH
[21:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, TWISTAAAAAAAAH: 6 [1d20=6]
[21:54] <DorinMalcom> (Hits)
[21:55] <Sara_Tosen> 2d10+1d6+10
[21:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, 2d10+1d6+10: 33 [2d10=7,10; 1d6=6]
[21:55] <DorinMalcom> (...Is it Physical?)
[21:55] <Sara_Tosen> (special :3)
[21:55] <DorinMalcom> (Damn.)
[21:55] <Sara_Tosen> (wrap is the only physical move dratini has this early)
[21:56] <DorinMalcom> Axel is still up!
[21:56] <DorinMalcom> "Alright Axel lets do this. Reversal!"
[21:56] <DorinMalcom> 1d20
[21:56] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
[21:57] <DorinMalcom> (Nawp)
[21:58] <Sara_Tosen> <finish it.> the dratini nods, engulfing tue lucario in emerald hellfire
[21:58] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20 one more hit?
[21:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, one more hit?: 5 [1d20=5]
[21:59] <DorinMalcom> 1d20 Does he Endure?
[21:59] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, Does he Endure?: 15 [1d20=15]
[21:59] <Sara_Tosen> 3d10+1d6+10
[21:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, 3d10+1d6+10: 29 [3d10=2,9,4; 1d6=4]
[21:59] <DorinMalcom> (Yep)
[22:00] <DorinMalcom> (1 aitch Pees left)
[22:00] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20 twister to sweep
[22:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, twister to sweep: 8 [1d20=8]
[22:00] <DorinMalcom> Yep.
[22:02] <Sara_Tosen> "..." It was over. Keiga had wiped the floor with them. Served the man right, the way he treated her.
[22:02] <Sara_Tosen> <next time, try to show a little respect before jumping to conclusions, okay?>
[22:02] <DorinMalcom> "Not over yet!"
[22:02] <DorinMalcom> 1d20 Does he act?
[22:02] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, Does he act?: 14 [1d20=14]
[22:02] <DorinMalcom> 1d20 Does he hit the dragon?
[22:02] <DiceMaid-9001> DorinMalcom, Does he hit the dragon?: 8 [1d20=8]
[22:03] <Sara_Tosen> What dragon?
[22:03] <DorinMalcom> (Dratini?)
[22:03] <Sara_Tosen> Keiga is back in his ball.
[22:03] <Sara_Tosen> The battle was over, anyway.