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- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 1:40 AM
- i have to repost this here for posterity
- Regidar - Yesterday at 10:54 PM
- @GaryOak would you let anthro celestia sit on your face
- R5h - Yesterday at 10:55 PM
- would it even be a choice or does that fall under prima nocta
- Regidar - Yesterday at 10:57 PM
- :thinking:
- GaryOak - Yesterday at 11:03 PM
- @ЯέϑΪDҩΓ if anthro celestia were coming over to my house i'd get rid of the bed, couches, and chairs, so the only place for her to sit would be my face
- R5h - Yesterday at 11:03 PM
- floor
- Regidar - Yesterday at 11:25 PM
- haha
- that's a pretty funny scenario
- you prep for all that and she just sits on the floor
- and thinks you're broke as shit
- she's just offering you alms
- "Gary, I can send you quite a fair sum of gold if you need it, you seem to be quite destitute"
- "Are you eating properly?"
- goes full mom on you and then leaves without so much as a hint of sexual encounter
- R5h - Yesterday at 11:28 PM
- not just a cock block
- a cock restraining order
- write this, Gary
- write this second person anon anti-clop
- Regidar - Yesterday at 11:29 PM
- i'd let celestia be my patron
- i'd never have to worry about going hungry again
- R5h - Yesterday at 11:30 PM
- I mean, don't get me wrong
- it would be nice to have a royal stipend
- Regidar - Yesterday at 11:30 PM
- not as nice as a royal backend though (^:
- Regidar - Today at 1:10 AM
- c:
- you would let celestia be your sugar mama no problem don't kid yourself
- even without the promise of face sitting
- "y-you love me don't you Princess?"
- "I do care quite a bit about you, yes"
- "i mean sexually"
- "Don't be strange, Gary"
- GaryOak - Today at 1:14 AM
- lol
- Regidar - Today at 1:14 AM
- what if eventually she took pity on you
- but in the strangest way
- like, she gave you a bottle of milk
- "this is mine"
- GaryOak - Today at 1:15 AM
- but it's really just milk from her fridge
- Regidar - Today at 1:15 AM
- yeah, you get excited for a second
- and then she realizes how she phrased it
- "no, this is just cow's milk from the ponyville dairy"
- "why are you so gross gary"
- i'd let celestia kinkshame me
- conversely, Luna is super into you
- but she's gross as fuck
- she doesn't know how to do proper hygiene at all
- and she talks like the luna from friendship is witchcraft
- would you still go for it
- and i'm not talking "cute slob"
- i'm talking she doesn't shower more than once a week or so, never brushes her teethh
- mane is a greasy mess
- doesn't use tampons
- spits a little when she talks
- has a tard's lisp, slightly cockeyed
- the whole shebang
- got some weird horn smegma going on that you didnt even realize was possible because every other unicorn/alicorn knows to clean and wax that shit and luna just doesn't bother
- constantly runny nose
- but she's super, duper into you
- tags along with celestia when she comes by to give you groceries and your living budget
- makes really awkward comments, breathes super heavily
- stands just a bit too close to you
- occasionally tries to touch you but it's kinda like a weird twitching movement, like she's not sure she really wants to
- so she punches or slaps you every now and again by accident
- and when she apologizes she sprays a bit on your face
- bit of carrot from a lunch you hope was recent but by the smell you know otherwise hits your cheek(edited)
- has acne that somehow manages to be visible past her coat
- "IT IS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE TO GO TO GARY'S WITH YOU SISTER I ENJOY HIS SMELL QUITE A BIT"
- "luna, gary is right there"
- "GARY I ENJOY YOUR SMELL"
- Dinoguy1000 - Today at 1:43 AM
- I'd read it
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 1:44 AM
- would you let anthro tard luna sneeze on you
- i mean actually, to be honest
- it wouldnt matter if you let her
- she'd just open air sneeze because she doesn't realize how gross that is
- and then wipe her muzzle on your sleeve
- .w.' - Today at 1:49 AM
- yea
- That's my fetish
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 1:51 AM
- haha gross
- .w.' - Today at 1:51 AM
- don't kink shame me thx
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 1:51 AM
- that's celestia's job true
- would you let celestia kinkshame you
- .w.' - Today at 1:52 AM
- That's also my fetish
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 1:52 AM
- same fam
- .w.' - Today at 1:52 AM
- Tfw no sun goddess horse to berate you
- :feelsbadman:
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 1:53 AM
- but see, celestia is totally not into you
- but luna is getting weirder and weirder with how much she likes you
- brings you a small vial of dark reddish-brown liquid
- .w.' - Today at 1:53 AM
- how tard are we talking here
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 1:53 AM
- "I HAVE FOR YOU MY WOMANLY ESSENCE"
- like, Asperger
- .w.' - Today at 1:54 AM
- So not full on downie
- just aspergers
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 1:54 AM
- but pretty close
- .w.' - Today at 1:54 AM
- hmm
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 1:54 AM
- i'd say extreme aspergers
- .w.' - Today at 1:54 AM
- on one hand
- Tard
- On other
- Moon goddess horse
- tough decision
- I'll take my chances with here
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 1:54 AM
- keep in mind she's not showering
- .w.' - Today at 1:54 AM
- Oh
- Gm
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 1:54 AM
- or brushing her teeth
- .w.' - Today at 1:55 AM
- Well maybe I won't
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 1:55 AM
- or using tampons, or cleaning her horn
- she's got horn smegma
- .w.' - Today at 1:55 AM
- If she was clean I'd go for it
- But not dirty
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 1:55 AM
- read up
- i clearly outlined the scenario here
- .w.' - Today at 1:55 AM
- look it's 3 am ok
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 1:56 AM
- sometimes she brings you random mixtures of her bodily fluids because she thinks that's romantic
- .w.' - Today at 1:56 AM
- I'm not exactly completely coherent
- that's pretty sweet desu
- but gross
- Sweet in an endearing way
- Wait is endearing the right word
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 1:58 AM
- no, disgusting was the word you were looking for
- .w.' - Today at 1:58 AM
- there's an e word I was looking for
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 1:58 AM
- eisgusting
- .w.' - Today at 1:58 AM
- lul
- Luuny (XenoJiivah) - Today at 1:59 AM
- 'endearing' I think is the word you're looking for
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:00 AM
- you know i'd probably go for it
- i wouldn't mind being tard luna's keeper
- spend two hours each morning cleaning her up
- .w.' - Today at 2:01 AM
- I'd have to make her shower with me
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:01 AM
- okay here's the new caveat
- .w.' - Today at 2:01 AM
- and get those teefers cleaned
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:01 AM
- she's deathly afraid of the shower for some reason
- like
- just starts screaming
- won't stop until you turn the water off
- deafening screams
- sounds like she's being fucked to death with a gardening trowel
- .w.' - Today at 2:02 AM
- Can I convince her it's not so scary since I'm there
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:02 AM
- no, she's basically reverted to total fight or flight
- .w.' - Today at 2:02 AM
- Does she like rivers
- or is she afraid of water period
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:02 AM
- just the shower, i'll be kind to you
- .w.' - Today at 2:02 AM
- cause I'll Indian this shit
- Clean up in a river
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:03 AM
- also she's got more or less no problem with you brushing her teeth
- .w.' - Today at 2:03 AM
- Or a pool
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:03 AM
- but she thinks it's funny to bite your fingers sometimes
- and she doesn't understand that fingers are pretty easy to chomp off
- .w.' - Today at 2:03 AM
- Well I better tape a stick to that toothbrush
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:03 AM
- especially with that horse's jaw of hers
- .w.' - Today at 2:04 AM
- Guess I won't be able to floss her then
- Just brushie
- And somehow try to not make her swallow the mouthwash
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:04 AM
- that's a big problem
- .w.' - Today at 2:04 AM
- Though she might spit it on me
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:04 AM
- she likes the minty taste
- so she think it's a drink
- chugs half the bottle in one go
- .w.' - Today at 2:04 AM
- she's already retarded a little mouthwash won't hurt right?
- O
- I see
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:05 AM
- "I DO NOT FEEL THE BEST"
- .w.' - Today at 2:05 AM
- Well I'll just have to bring a little in a vial each time and never the full amount
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:05 AM
- "WHY HAVE YOU POISONED ME ANON"(edited)
- okay, when you're washing her she never lets you get near her crotch though
- and that place is a disaster zone
- i'm talking krusty kunt flakes and beyond
- .w.' - Today at 2:06 AM
- hmmmmm
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:06 AM
- never uses a tampon either
- .w.' - Today at 2:06 AM
- Blood crust
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:06 AM
- her inner thighs are always stained and matted a bit with blood
- yeah she has a mighty impressive yeast infection too
- likely been there for years
- .w.' - Today at 2:06 AM
- Jesus
- uh
- Maybe power wash that shit
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:07 AM
- power washer elicits same response as shower
- .w.' - Today at 2:07 AM
- force her to take a horse tranquilizer and work fast?
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:07 AM
- that's rape
- .w.' - Today at 2:07 AM
- Goddamnit
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:07 AM
- so i mean if you're okay with that
- go for it
- but you'll have to live with the knowledge of violation for the rest of your life(edited)
- choosing this path also makes luna even more off
- you'd think she wouldnt have comprehended it but something clearly changes in her
- .w.' - Today at 2:08 AM
- What other alternative would I have to clean it
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:08 AM
- now she has random night terrors
- .w.' - Today at 2:09 AM
- is that all? Night terrors?
- Or is there more
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:09 AM
- yes but they're violent
- and she refuses to sleep in a different bed than you
- .w.' - Today at 2:09 AM
- I think it would be kinda cute desu
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:09 AM
- also she starts hurting small animals
- like, impulsively
- .w.' - Today at 2:10 AM
- full autism right there
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:10 AM
- and gets horrified moments after she's crushed them in her hands
- "FIX THE BIRD ANON"
- it flaps one wing limply and dies in her hands
- "FIX IT"
- .w.' - Today at 2:10 AM
- what does she do when I can't fix it
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:11 AM
- she cries and retreats to a corner and rocks a little bit
- starts apologizing to celestia for some reason even though celestia isn't anywhere around
- .w.' - Today at 2:11 AM
- maybe I can tell her I'll take it to the infirmary but in reality I'm just burying them
- and not let her see
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:11 AM
- could you lie to her like that
- .w.' - Today at 2:11 AM
- if he makes her happy yes
- She thinks I fix birb
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:12 AM
- that both broke my heart and gave me an erection
- i need to call my therapist
- .w.' - Today at 2:12 AM
- same
- tfw you will never be Luna's tard wrangler
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:12 AM
- okay now she asks you to fix every small animal she kills
- because she thinks that it doesnt actually hurt them
- and you can just make it better
- so she's giving you small piles of crushed animal corpses now(edited)
- .w.' - Today at 2:13 AM
- well I hope fluttershy makes those animals go sex crazy
- Cause the population is going down
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:13 AM
- hue
- "WHERE DID ALL THE BIRDS GO ANON"
- "THERE USED TO BE SO MANY"
- .w.' - Today at 2:13 AM
- "They uuuh"
- "Migrated..."
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:14 AM
- holy fuck my sides
- .w.' - Today at 2:14 AM
- :raysShrug:
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:14 AM
- the worst part about this is now i have to write it
- .w.' - Today at 2:14 AM
- Lul
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:15 AM
- luna won't let you wash her crotch still
- but after a few months of sleeping with you and using you like a teddy bear
- she starts to grind on you in her sleep
- .w.' - Today at 2:15 AM
- I thought we went the night terror route
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:15 AM
- oh wait thiat's right
- lel
- .w.' - Today at 2:15 AM
- where we cleanrape her
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:15 AM
- okay so she's clean now but you raped her
- .w.' - Today at 2:15 AM
- But not with my dick
- just my hands
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:16 AM
- after a few months of sleeping with her and her using you like a teddy bear
- her night terrors get sexual
- .w.' - Today at 2:16 AM
- Oof
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:16 AM
- she's screaming about her dad and the royal guard for some reason, and also starswirl
- weird stuff probably means nothing
- anyway
- .w.' - Today at 2:16 AM
- probably?
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:16 AM
- probably...
- anyway she's grinding on you and obviously cumming
- sometimes she has her hands around your throat with her tard grip while she bounces awkwardly against you
- .w.' - Today at 2:17 AM
- she better not fuck the royal guard I swear to god I'm not becoming a tard wrangler to get cucked out of moon sex
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:17 AM
- the implication is that her dad, the royal guard, and starswirl legit raped her as a filly
- .w.' - Today at 2:17 AM
- and us
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:17 AM
- at least that's what you can make out from her weird and disjointed night terror dialogue
- nah she's more or less an adult at this point
- .w.' - Today at 2:18 AM
- well true
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:18 AM
- as much of an adult as she can be
- .w.' - Today at 2:18 AM
- so now she's like
- Killing me sexually
- I mean
- I'm not against it
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:18 AM
- she doesnt actually though
- .w.' - Today at 2:18 AM
- a little chokey get my dick throbby
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:19 AM
- mostly just wakes you up to being choked out
- okay if you get hard she's going to notice that
- .w.' - Today at 2:19 AM
- fug
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:19 AM
- but she actually takes to it
- .w.' - Today at 2:19 AM
- it's happening
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:19 AM
- but she still got tard strength going
- legs crushing your hips
- slamming down on you so hard it compacts your balls a bit
- .w.' - Today at 2:20 AM
- oof
- well do I actually get like
- Severely hurt
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:20 AM
- no but you get bruised pretty bad
- .w.' - Today at 2:20 AM
- or just regular pain and discomfort
- that's a small price I'm willing to pay
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:20 AM
- and she sometimes takes you all night
- so your dick gets chaffed or bleeds
- and when she wakes up in the morning she screams at the sight of your blood
- .w.' - Today at 2:21 AM
- Extra texture for her
- Maybe I can convince her it wasn't her fault?
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:21 AM
- also she goes regardless of how many times you cum and you always cum inside because she's just riding it almost mechanically for like 8 hours
- yeah you can do that, and she appreciates it
- .w.' - Today at 2:22 AM
- preggers?
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:22 AM
- "I AM SO GLAD I DID NOT HURT YOU ANON YOU ARE MY FAVORITE"
- you too are a man of taste i see
- yeah after a few weeks you notice her tits are lactating and she's getting kinda pudgier than she already is
- .w.' - Today at 2:22 AM
- Will the babby be retard too
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:22 AM
- no way to tell before it's born
- .w.' - Today at 2:23 AM
- UGH
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:23 AM
- luna also has no idea what's happening to her
- "WHY AM I DRIPPING FROM MY CHEST"
- how do you explain to her she's pregnant
- .w.' - Today at 2:23 AM
- Christ
- uh
- I have no idea honestly
- Maybe tell her she loves me so much that she's making a little anon and Luna mix(edited)
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:26 AM
- "WHY DID CELESTIA AND I NEVER DO SO"
- "I LOVE HER ALMOST AS MUCH AS YOU"
- .w.' - Today at 2:27 AM
- Tell her it only happens with males you love a lot
- Dinoguy1000 - Today at 2:33 AM
- man
- why'd I decide to get food halfway through this
- why'd I sit here eating it while catching back up
- .w.' - Today at 2:34 AM
- nice
- Dinoguy1000 - Today at 2:34 AM
- tonight has been a litany of bad decisions
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:38 AM
- kek
- alright, sorry, am back
- luna accepts this @.w.'
- .w.' - Today at 2:39 AM
- Wew
- so she continues to choke fuck me every night while having this baby?
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:41 AM
- yes
- and she's still super rough
- and also doesn't understand she needs to be more careful now that she's got the belly
- she's also really freaked out by morning sickness
- one day she runs up to you screaming and crying
- "SOMETHING IS MOVING INSIDE ME ANON"
- "I THINK I'M DYING"
- actually she has no concept of death really
- uh
- .w.' - Today at 2:42 AM
- Hmm
- So for the morning sickness
- I tell her it's lovesickness
- From loving me so much
- Kek
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:43 AM
- you sadistic fuck holy shit
- .w.' - Today at 2:43 AM
- And the inside moving thing I tell her is the little anon
- Look man
- She can't understand
- Maybe I can get Celestia to help me, but will she kill me for making her tard sister pregnant
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:44 AM
- yeah celestia will fucking kill you for sure
- .w.' - Today at 2:44 AM
- well fuck
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:44 AM
- lol she comes by with your groceries and rent money and notices her sister's clearly pregnant
- "anon, care to explain to me why my sister appears to have swallowed a bowling ball?"
- .w.' - Today at 2:45 AM
- "..."
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:45 AM
- "this is what i'm going to choose to believe for the moment as the alternative will end up very poorly for you"(edited)
- .w.' - Today at 2:45 AM
- "They migrated..."
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:45 AM
- ahah oh fuck
- that's
- that's fucking good
- .w.' - Today at 2:46 AM
- I don't see a way out of this
- Unless Luna herself explains
- Which she can't
- Maybe she just goes up to her sister and is like
- Hey
- I'm making a little Anon cause I love him so much
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:46 AM
- "ANON SAID WE MADE A SMALL VERSION OF THE TWO OF US BECAUSE OF OUR LOVE"
- yeah she blurts this out right after you say "they migrated"
- .w.' - Today at 2:46 AM
- Ayy :100:
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:47 AM
- celestia's eye twitches a bit
- .w.' - Today at 2:47 AM
- I smile the widest I can and hold Luna at my side and pray to god I don't die
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:47 AM
- "sister, anon and i are going to have a small chat really quickly"
- celestia drags you by the throat into the next room over
- luna doesnt question this because she chokes you all the time
- "did you rape her anon"
- .w.' - Today at 2:48 AM
- My throat is powerful from all those nights of choking
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:48 AM
- "think very carefully about how you choose to answer this"
- .w.' - Today at 2:48 AM
- "Well princess, quote the opposite you see"
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:48 AM
- except you did
- .w.' - Today at 2:48 AM
- Yeah but
- She doesn't need to know that
- Plus I didn't get her pregnant from that
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:49 AM
- trve
- celestia glowers at you and briefly considers castrating you
- .w.' - Today at 2:49 AM
- Unzip my pants and drop them and show her my bruises
- Also my throat
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:49 AM
- "anon this is horribly inappropriate"
- "was luna not enough for you?"
- "you sicken me"
- .w.' - Today at 2:50 AM
- WHAT
- Tell her I forgive Luna
- :karat:
- and that I want the baby
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:50 AM
- alright she incinerates you
- .w.' - Today at 2:51 AM
- Well at least I had extreme sex with Luna
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:51 AM
- but decides against it halfway through
- and uncinerates you
- .w.' - Today at 2:51 AM
- so what did I lose
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:51 AM
- it's horribly painful but you're still alive
- well, you were basically a flaming skeleton by the time she reversed it
- .w.' - Today at 2:51 AM
- I am now skeletor
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:51 AM
- so you're physically unharmed
- because she put you back to normal
- but you still felt the horrifying agony of it
- .w.' - Today at 2:51 AM
- sick
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:52 AM
- and you were sure you were going to die
- so you gain heavy trauma from this
- .w.' - Today at 2:52 AM
- Wtf
- Am I a weak fuck
- I thought I was better than this
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:52 AM
- yes burning to death is spoopy
- .w.' - Today at 2:52 AM
- After all I had a scabbed dick
- and throats crushed
- And
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:52 AM
- burning to death is a bit more intensive than that
- .w.' - Today at 2:52 AM
- Pelvic region annihilated
- fair enough
- so do I have night terrors now
- Not that I get much sleep anyways
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:53 AM
- sometimes
- mostly about burning to death in the twin towers, weirdly enough
- .w.' - Today at 2:53 AM
- O
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:53 AM
- you also are deathly afraid of flames now
- .w.' - Today at 2:53 AM
- So what does she do
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:54 AM
- cant even go near a stove
- .w.' - Today at 2:54 AM
- She obviously put me out for a reason
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:54 AM
- celestia looks down at her hands and asks you to put your pants back on
- .w.' - Today at 2:54 AM
- do I get any uh
- Beneficial side effects from being healed by a goddess
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:55 AM
- your dick is fresh again
- .w.' - Today at 2:55 AM
- Maybe my dick no longer hurts at night
- Hell yes
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:55 AM
- celestia then sobs and hugs you and thanks you for giving her sister a life she never thought was possible for her
- .w.' - Today at 2:55 AM
- wtf Celestia
- 180 bitch
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:55 AM
- "i am very confused right now"
- "do not judge me"
- "and you must know that if you ever slip up for a second you will be incinerated again but i am going to make sure it takes several days to burn"
- .w.' - Today at 2:57 AM
- I hope more babies aren't a fuck up because she's still hopping on my dick every night
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:57 AM
- celestia admits that that's inevitable as well, although she also reconsiders castration again
- .w.' - Today at 2:57 AM
- tell her humans die if they are castrated
- She wouldn't want Luna sad now would she?
- And leave her with a fatherless babby
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 2:59 AM
- celestia gives you a scrying look but falls for it
- .w.' - Today at 3:00 AM
- Also you said hands
- So I'm assuming anthro?
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:00 AM
- yeah this has all been anthro
- .w.' - Today at 3:00 AM
- kk
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:00 AM
- i mentioned hands multiple times
- "SISTER ARE YOU AND ANON NEARLY FINISHED I NEED HIM TO MILK ME AT LEAST ONCE AN HOUR"
- "HE TOLD ME THAT WAS GOOD FOR LITTLE ANON"
- .w.' - Today at 3:00 AM
- Well there goes the incineration
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:01 AM
- celestia tenses up but holds herself back
- .w.' - Today at 3:01 AM
- I put on my winning smile
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:01 AM
- "i suppose this means you need more bits every month"
- .w.' - Today at 3:01 AM
- decline and say I have enough and have been saving
- Dinoguy1000 - Today at 3:01 AM
- I have one question at this point
- it's already established that Luna kills small animals accidentally because she doesn't understand what she's doing, or what death is
- .w.' - Today at 3:02 AM
- don't get ahead plz
- Dinoguy1000 - Today at 3:02 AM
- what, exactly, does that mean for when your tard lovebaby is born
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:02 AM
- i see you've figured out where i was going (^:
- .w.' - Today at 3:02 AM
- I already thought about this too
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:02 AM
- we'll cross that bridge when we get to it
- Dinoguy1000 - Today at 3:02 AM
- I mean, don't skip ahead on my account
- I just wanted to be sure this was going to be addessed
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:03 AM
- luna already isn't super careful about her belly in general
- so you have to constantly monitor her
- .w.' - Today at 3:03 AM
- Possible miscarriage if I don't
- which I would hate to see Celestia if that happened
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:03 AM
- you caught her laying on her stomach a few times and giggling weirdly when she put pressure down
- so you had to put a stop to that
- .w.' - Today at 3:04 AM
- ofc
- and maybe softer sex at night
- Choking can stay
- but maybe slow it down a bit
- Forcefully if have to
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:05 AM
- "ANON DONT YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE"
- "WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP"
- .w.' - Today at 3:05 AM
- Tell her that she needs to be softer if she wants little anon to be big and strong
- and remind her that if I didn't love her the baby wouldn't be there
- :karat:
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:06 AM
- "YOU ARE VERY SMART ANON"
- "I HOPE OUR FOAL IS SMART LIKE YOU AND NOT LIKE ME"
- Dinoguy1000 - Today at 3:07 AM
- aww man
- you just had to slip a Forrest Gump moment in there
- .w.' - Today at 3:07 AM
- Immediately feel bad and tell her you love her exactly the way she is
- and hope the baby looks just like her
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:08 AM
- luna tears up a bit and gives you a rib crushing hug(edited)
- you see stars and everything
- .w.' - Today at 3:08 AM
- Man I haven't seen Forrest In forerver
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:08 AM
- forrest gump puts me in tears like a lil bitch(edited)
- .w.' - Today at 3:09 AM
- My pelvic region is already fucked I'm sure the shoulders needed some loving
- Dinoguy1000 - Today at 3:09 AM
- your shoulders are untouched, she got you across the chest
- .w.' - Today at 3:09 AM
- Oof
- That's ok I only needed those lungs
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:10 AM
- little anon also kicks you in the crotch since it's pressed up against her belly
- .w.' - Today at 3:10 AM
- remind him that those are the family jewels tyvm
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:11 AM
- okay a couple more months go by and it finally happens
- "ANON I PEED MYSELF AND EVERYTHING HURTS"
- "LITTLE ANON WON'T STOP KICKING ME VERY HARD"
- .w.' - Today at 3:11 AM
- take her to royal horsepital
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:12 AM
- >horsepital
- one thousand kekkles
- .w.' - Today at 3:12 AM
- :karat:
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:12 AM
- luna gets visibly shook when you suggest the hospital(edited)
- "THAT"S THE BAD PLACE"
- you can't convince her to go
- .w.' - Today at 3:13 AM
- call Celestia and deliver the babby with her
- That'll teach the bitch for almost incinerating me
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:13 AM
- okay, celestia comes and brings some physicians as well to deal with that mess
- unfortunately luna refuses to let doctors go near her
- .w.' - Today at 3:14 AM
- So the doctors walk us through it
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:14 AM
- Celestia has had like seventeen kids though since she an old bitch
- so she plays midwife pretty fine, also yeah
- congratulations now you have a tiny satyr
- it's a girl!
- .w.' - Today at 3:14 AM
- goddamnit I wanted a boy
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:14 AM
- celestia slaps you
- .w.' - Today at 3:15 AM
- remember what she said and make sure Luna didn't hear
- and show her babby
- but don't let her have her just yet
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:15 AM
- luna is pretty out of it
- "SHE LOOKS VERY STRANGE BUT I LOVE HER SO MUCH"
- .w.' - Today at 3:16 AM
- let her rest while I get babby to doctors
- If she asks why she can't see her yet
- Tell her that it's standard that the doctors make she the baby is alright
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:16 AM
- celestia attends to luna while you go to the doctors
- .w.' - Today at 3:17 AM
- Ask if they have any experience with a satyr
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:17 AM
- "no we still have no idea what the fuck you are"
- "some sort of bald diamond dog?"
- .w.' - Today at 3:18 AM
- bite tongue and ask if they can just fucking do it
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:18 AM
- yeah they check her over and she seems fine
- did inherit luna's cockeye though
- .w.' - Today at 3:18 AM
- a minor setback
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:18 AM
- she even has little wings and a horn nub
- .w.' - Today at 3:19 AM
- ayy lmao
- new princess
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:19 AM
- ya boi
- .w.' - Today at 3:19 AM
- heir to the retard throne
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:19 AM
- as far as they can tell she's got no brain things going on
- but you cant tell for certain until she starts going through more developmental stages
- .w.' - Today at 3:20 AM
- fair
- I lay babby in cradle and check on lulu
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:20 AM
- "ANON MAY I SEE STAR DANCER PLEASE"
- "THAT IS WHAT I HAVE NAMED HER I HOPE IT IS PLEASING"
- .w.' - Today at 3:21 AM
- Say that's a wonderful name but I need to talk to her first
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:21 AM
- "WHAT IS IT"
- .w.' - Today at 3:22 AM
- Tell her that she has to be really careful, even more careful than she was with me during the pregnancy, because you don't have experience with Satyrs like you do the other animals and can't easily fix everything
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:23 AM
- "BUT YOU CAN FIX ANYTHING"
- .w.' - Today at 3:24 AM
- I can fix what I know, but this satyr is an entirely new thing that no one really knows
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:24 AM
- your lies are catching up to you boi :^)
- .w.' - Today at 3:24 AM
- REEE
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:24 AM
- "OKAY I TRUST YOU"
- .w.' - Today at 3:24 AM
- Also
- Ask Celestia who is off to the side to put a protective charm on the baby
- Which will hopefully have no side effects
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:25 AM
- celestia commends you for the smart thinking and does so, but says that it'll wear off every month or so
- .w.' - Today at 3:25 AM
- Ask if she can do it every month
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:25 AM
- "absolutely, you'll be responsible for reminding me though"
- "i have a kingdom to run"
- .w.' - Today at 3:26 AM
- I'm used to tediousness with Luna so I'm sure I'll remember
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:26 AM
- "WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT"
- .w.' - Today at 3:26 AM
- "Uh
- About getting furniture for the baby"
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:27 AM
- "I WOULD LIKE HER TO USE TIA'S OLD CRIB THAT SHE SAVED IN THE PALACE FROM WHEN WE WERE FOALS"
- celestia mumbles something about getting dust in her eyes and leaves the room pretty quickly
- .w.' - Today at 3:27 AM
- Ok so now I can let her see babby
- Charm should be up
- I'm alert
- Luna herself is still probably tired
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:28 AM
- Luna gently takes Star in her hands and kinda awkwardly pushes her against her breast
- "OKAY IT IS TIME TO FEED"
- star sort of looks at her blankly
- .w.' - Today at 3:28 AM
- Wonder where she learnt that from
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:29 AM
- iirc it's a hardwired instinct for mothers in general(edited)
- .w.' - Today at 3:29 AM
- fair enough
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:29 AM
- but she's still not doing it right
- plus you were milking her all the time
- remember
- .w.' - Today at 3:29 AM
- uh
- shit
- Gotta think quick
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:29 AM
- "WHAT DO I DO HERE ANON"
- "YOU TRY"
- .w.' - Today at 3:30 AM
- is it bad I knew that was coming
- anyways
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:30 AM
- (^:
- .w.' - Today at 3:30 AM
- Tell her uh
- That your milk isn't as good for her as hers is
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:31 AM
- "I ENJOY YOUR MILK QUITE A BIT"
- .w.' - Today at 3:31 AM
- and that you will just get her some baby formula that the doctors brought
- say that's because she loves you so much
- but the baby has a different kind of love
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:32 AM
- "I DO NOT UNDERSTAND BUT ALRIGHT"
- .w.' - Today at 3:32 AM
- Fuck yes crisis and humiliation averted
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:32 AM
- luna has actually improved quite a bit since you first engaged with her
- she even brushes her own teeth sometimes
- .w.' - Today at 3:32 AM
- hell yes
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:33 AM
- and she's much better at talking because someone (you) actually talked to her regularly(edited)
- .w.' - Today at 3:33 AM
- Does she still shout all the time
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:33 AM
- yes
- that's probably not gonna stop
- .w.' - Today at 3:33 AM
- Gues I can't have everything
- So now I feed babby
- with stuff from doctors apparently
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:34 AM
- Star spits it up on you
- seems she only wants it from luna
- luna was just holding her all weird and awkwardly and like
- .w.' - Today at 3:34 AM
- sweats
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:35 AM
- smashing her boobs against her face
- so star was confused
- .w.' - Today at 3:35 AM
- Tell Luna she has to listen carefully
- And explain everything to her
- so she can breastfeed properly
- Not everything as in
- the rapeclean and shit
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:35 AM
- ahah
- .w.' - Today at 3:36 AM
- But everything as in breastfeeding
- Well what I know about it
- I'm anon
- Not a doctor
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:36 AM
- don't need to be a doctor to learn the ins and outs of breastfeeding :^)
- okay luna eventually gets it, it does take a few times
- .w.' - Today at 3:36 AM
- I was probably a nerd back on earth
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:36 AM
- yeah, you were
- .w.' - Today at 3:37 AM
- can anon ever be chad
- wel I guess having a baby with royalty is pretty chad
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:37 AM
- no, chad anon doesnt get to go to equestria
- .w.' - Today at 3:37 AM
- UGH
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:37 AM
- he ends up going to like, the SU version of earth
- to fuck gay space rocks like a real man
- .w.' - Today at 3:38 AM
- Smh my fucking head
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:38 AM
- you'd fucking smash peridot don't even lie
- .w.' - Today at 3:38 AM
- maybe just once
- or seventy
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:38 AM
- that's shattering, not smashing (^:
- .w.' - Today at 3:39 AM
- fuck me lul
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:39 AM
- but yeah having a barely retarded baby with the retard princess of equestria is chad af
- i guess the retardery of the two of you cancelled out
- .w.' - Today at 3:40 AM
- 2 negatives = a positive
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:40 AM
- basic math
- .w.' - Today at 3:40 AM
- it's all gonna be fine
- ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Today at 3:40 AM
- hopefully we don't get banned for roleplaying
- i-i swear this is for a story
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