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The Power is Off or Gwyd Jailbreak (reis,clara,don,ww)

Feb 19th, 2016
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  1. [SO EVERYONE JUST WAKES UP. PLANE RIDE IS EXPLAINED AGAIN. THEN HAB IS ALL JELLY THAT CLARA IS AN INDEPENDENT FREE SPIRIT]
  2. <HabeusKaiju>: List off all the things you made
  3. <Wrong_Way>: [pastebin plox]
  4. <Wrong_Way>: [i'm a lumberjack]
  5. <HabeusKaiju>: HabeusKaiju>: Clara, he will be in a cell. Do you got anything to bust him out? <Clara>: "Of course" Clara flips out the multitool Donnie raises a hand <HabeusKaiju>: Can we get an inventory? <HabeusKaiju>: Give a second, Donnie <Donnie>: "Alright." <Clara>: "Inventory?" <HabeusKaiju>: List off all the things you made
  6. Reisander is inspecting the blade on Carnwennan
  7. <Clara>: "The communicators, the counter-negation collars, the scanning and tracking scouter with a tracker on gwydion, the multitool capable of breaching just about every blockage, and the gravitational stabilizer built inside the power suit that allows for precise control of the force of gravity"
  8. <Reisander>: "the tracker"
  9. <Reisander>: "Do you have more?"
  10. <Clara>: "Not with me"
  11. <HabeusKaiju>: Do the scouters have trackers in them?
  12. <Clara>: "The communicators... yes"
  13. <HabeusKaiju>: Good
  14. <Reisander>: "Good enough"
  15. <Wrong_Way>: "Cool."
  16. <Clara>: "I also brought an experimental demolition device in the form of the orbital marble launcher. Haven't tested this version of it yet"
  17. <HabeusKaiju>: Alright, is everything clear team?
  18. HabeusKaiju winces at experimental
  19. <HabeusKaiju>: Last resort, okay?
  20. <Guard>: >orbital]
  21. <Reisander>: "I'm going in first then?"
  22. <Guard>: you went to spess again?]
  23. <Wrong_Way>: "...How experimental and how demolotional?"
  24. <HabeusKaiju>: I think he means gravitational orbit]
  25. <Guard>: ah[
  26. <HabeusKaiju>: Yes, yes
  27. Donnie raises his hand again
  28. <HabeusKaiju>: Remain in minimal radio contact
  29. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, yes, Donnie?
  30. <Clara>: "14th model of it and kind of like a cannon ball"
  31. <Clara>: "or wrecking ball. I didn't tweak this one"
  32. Clara shrugs
  33. <Donnie>: "What about cameras and stuff? If they know /we/ took Gwyd back, they'll just come back for him. /And/ us."
  34. <Wrong_Way>: "...I'll take it as very."
  35. Reisander sighs and unclasps a little necklace from underneath the biotech it has a small glass ball filled with what seems to be sand
  36. <HabeusKaiju>: Hmmm
  37. <HabeusKaiju>: I guess I could zap 'em...
  38. Reisander holds out little glass ball
  39. <Clara>: "Theo can electrocute them and if I get close enough I could disrupt them"
  40. <Reisander>: "Someone watch this while I'm busy"
  41. <Donnie>: "Oooh, we should have Mark disable surveillance when we get Gwyd. At least fry the system or something so they can't track us."
  42. <HabeusKaiju>: What is it?
  43. Donnie 's otter takes the ball from Reisander's hands
  44. <Reisander>: "Earth"
  45. <Donnie>: "Sand."
  46. <Guard>: heart!]
  47. <Clara>: [crush it otter]
  48. Wrong_Way looks at glass ball.
  49. <Clara>: [CRUSH IT]
  50. <Reisander>: "Ripped it up from the ground when my father dragged me away"
  51. <Donnie>: [YOU'RE NOT ALINA]
  52. <Clara>: [oh, its not actually the earth...]
  53. <Donnie>: [S-STOP IT ;_:]
  54. <Clara>: [I was thinking it was a planet...]
  55. <HabeusKaiju>: like in MIB?]
  56. <Clara>: [yeah]
  57. <Reisander>: "Give it to Vormand unless I take it back"
  58. <Donnie>: "It should be safe on the ship."
  59. <Wrong_Way>: "...Have I mentioned how thankful I am that you're not a supervillian?"
  60. <Reisander>: [who was that to?]
  61. <Wrong_Way>: [you]
  62. <Clara>: "I'm not that scary, am I?"]
  63. Reisander smirks
  64. <Donnie>: ["But mark, I /am/ a villain."]
  65. <Wrong_Way>: ["I get the feeling of urgancy to protect my turtle around you, Clara..."]
  66. Donnie kills wrong_way
  67. <Wrong_Way>: [OH GOD]
  68. <Donnie>: ]
  69. <Reisander>: "Maybe I'm just not a very good one"
  70. <Guard>: WW is dead told you guys not to fuck up
  71. <Guard>: ]
  72. <Clara>: "GOOD THING YOU SUCK"
  73. <Reisander>: [has the plane landed?]
  74. <Clara>: ]
  75. <Guard>: it did last night]
  76. <Clara>: [yeah it did]
  77. <Reisander>: [okay]
  78. <Wrong_Way>: [THE PLANE WILL NEVER END! THIS IS OUR NAMEK]
  79. <HabeusKaiju>: shhhhhh]
  80. <Guard>: get the fuck off the plane]
  81. <Clara>: [I WANT TO GET OFF MR. HONDA'S WILD RIDE]
  82. <HabeusKaiju>: no nameks]
  83. <HabeusKaiju>: Alright
  84. <Donnie>: s-men is supoc's namek]
  85. Reisander unsheathes carnwennan and becomes a shadow on the ground
  86. <HabeusKaiju>: HERMIT! OPEN THE DOORS!
  87. <Wrong_Way>: [I GOT RID OF THE BREAKS! WILD CARD]
  88. <Clara>: [supoc was our life's namek
  89. <Donnie>: depression.gif]
  90. <Wrong_Way>: "So, let's get our buddy Gwyd back."
  91. <Clara>: Hermit opens the doors for them
  92. <Donnie>: "Time to suit up proper."
  93. <HabeusKaiju>: Go team repair!
  94. <HabeusKaiju>: Reisander, go!
  95. Reisander slides across the ground merely a silhouette now he creeps onto the island
  96. Clara powers up her suit, the neutron star powering up the stabilizer
  97. HabeusKaiju motions for Reisander to leave
  98. <Reisander>: "Stay here"
  99. Reisander dips into the darkness and vanishes from sight
  100. Wrong_Way brushs his clothes to look more prepared
  101. Donnie holds out his arms and the otter exhales a large cloud of black smoke, which completely envelop Donnie. As they clear away, it seems he is dyed pitch black.
  102. <Guard>: The island is roxky but smooth, you see the prison complex off in the distance
  103. Reisander begins slowly moving in the shadows of rocks sliding across the ground he looks like the shadow of a bird on the ground moving torward the prison
  104. Donnie keeps on arm extended to the side and the remaining smoke solidifies into a medium-large sword proportionate to Donnie's build
  105. Wrong_Way just looks out at the prision, a bit nervous
  106. <Reisander>: "Radio check"
  107. <Reisander>: "Coming in clear?"
  108. <Clara>: "I can hear ya fine" she says back through the radio
  109. <Wrong_Way>: "Got you."
  110. <HabeusKaiju>: Good
  111. Reisander continues moving toward the prison moving at a crawl
  112. <Guard>: The prison is a large metallic building, no windows
  113. Wrong_Way looks at the phone in his hand and puts it back on his seat
  114. <Reisander>: "What options do I have for a way in?"
  115. <HabeusKaiju>: Can you sli under the door?
  116. <HabeusKaiju>: Also, Mark, Phone, off
  117. <Reisander>: "Yes and a shadow is still a cause for alarm"
  118. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh. Right."
  119. <Reisander>: "There would be guards on the other side"
  120. Wrong_Way picks it up and powers it down
  121. <HabeusKaiju>: Hmm
  122. <Reisander>: "Windows, air vents, ducts, pipes"
  123. <Reisander>: "Clara you have any kind of read on the building?"
  124. Clara reads through her data
  125. <Clara>: "Two vents on top"
  126. Reisander lies in a prone position under a rock looking at the complex
  127. <Clara>: "about 5 cm in diameter"
  128. <Reisander>: "I'm fairly slim but I dont think thats going to work"
  129. <Clara>: "You can turn into a shadow, no?"
  130. <Reisander>: "A shadow the size of me"
  131. <Clara>: "hmmm"
  132. <Reisander>: "I might be able to slip into a shadow a guard is casting and move on from there"
  133. <Reisander>: "Any idea which door would be the least guarded?"
  134. Wrong_Way looks to Clara as he takes a seat
  135. <Clara>: "The doors are a no-go, at least on the lower floors. On the roof, further off from the vents is another door. It has a laser system guarding it but it won't pick up a shadow. Several guards are present. This is your reminder not to kill anybody"
  136. <Clara>: "Make your way through there and I'll be able to get a better reading"
  137. <Reisander>: "Simple enough"
  138. Reisander slithers across the ground to the side of the building casting a shadow
  139. <Guard>: Four gourds are stationed looking out from the four corners of the roof
  140. <Guard>: They do not notice reis sneaking up
  141. Reisander slides through the large shadow of the building unseen gets to the side and begins climbing along shadows cast on the wall
  142. <Guard>: The door is centered in the middle of the roof, equidistant from the guards
  143. Reisander slides onto the roof through the shadow cast by a guard he sneaks along whatever shadow is cast by the railing or wall until he is equally between two guards and facing the door
  144. <Guard>: The guards do not notice Two can be heard conversing about some golden guy they saw on tv, right after dogtective.
  145. Reisander looks up to the sky to see if there is a cloud over the sun or not
  146. HabeusKaiju yells into the communicator "I LOVE DOGTECTIVE"!]
  147. <Wrong_Way>: ["I KNOW RIGHT?"]
  148. <HabeusKaiju>: Radio chatter overheard, Reisander caught]
  149. <Clara>: "I THOUGHT SEASON 4 WAS BETTER THAN 3"]
  150. <Reisander>: [bad end]
  151. Wrong_Way waits patiently, really wanting to turn on his phone and do something.
  152. <Guard>: ITS NIGHT]
  153. <Guard>: iIt is night, pitch dark
  154. <Wrong_Way>: [WHOOPS]
  155. <Reisander>: [Is it?]
  156. <Guard>: yes[
  157. <Wrong_Way>: [nobody noticed, reis]
  158. <Clara>: [he just said it]
  159. <HabeusKaiju>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A [TITLE: The Price is Right losing horn VIEWS: 3668051 FAVES: 0 RATING: 4 RATERS: 7496 UPLOADED: Hicksatpd ] ]
  160. <Wrong_Way>: [okay, me and reis didn't notice]
  161. Reisander laughs maniacally about how easy this will be then]
  162. Reisander does a quick dart into the shadow cast by the door but sticking to the ground
  163. Reisander slides the top of his head under the door and looks around
  164. <Wrong_Way>: [btw, you keeping logs, reis?]
  165. <Reisander>: [no]
  166. Guard is too caught up talking about the catcop spin off show
  167. <Wrong_Way>: [FFFF]
  168. <HabeusKaiju>: keep them now]
  169. Donnie puts a finger on his nose]
  170. <Wrong_Way>: [FINE]
  171. <Reisander>: [who me?]
  172. HabeusKaiju puts a finger on his nose]
  173. <Reisander>: [I always lose them fuck that]
  174. Guard puts finger on nose
  175. <Guard>: ]
  176. <Reisander>: [my internet a shit right now]
  177. <Wrong_Way>: [Fine, i'll do it.]
  178. <HabeusKaiju>: nah, Wrong_Way ]
  179. <HabeusKaiju>: he's good]
  180. <Wrong_Way>: [anyone have earlier logs from the plane?]
  181. <Guard>: Reis looks in and is blinded by a extremely bright light
  182. <HabeusKaiju>: nope]
  183. <HabeusKaiju>: start now]
  184. <Guard>: The inside of the building, has no shadows, even small lights near the floor
  185. Reisander groans and lets his eyes adjust before getting a better look around
  186. <Reisander>: [groans internally]
  187. <Reisander>: [biotech is preventing him from making noise and accidentally snarking a guard]
  188. <Guard>: Its a simple set of stairs going down, with another door at the end, and a camera aimed at the lower door
  189. Reisander slowly slides back outside
  190. <Guard>: brb gimme a sec[
  191. Reisander lays in the shadow against the door
  192. <Reisander>: "Can you hear me?"
  193. <HabeusKaiju>: What's up?
  194. Wrong_Way whispers "reeaddinggg youuuu"
  195. Reisander speaks into the radio his biotech preventing him from being heard by guards
  196. <Reisander>: "The power bill here"
  197. <Reisander>: "Theres lights everywhere"
  198. <Reisander>: "Not a single shadow in the building it looks like"
  199. Wrong_Way also snickers at that powerbill joke
  200. <Wrong_Way>: "ahaha..."
  201. <Reisander>: "My typical stealth would be like a cloud sneaking through the desert"
  202. <HabeusKaiju>: Shit
  203. Wrong_Way whispers "Now what?"
  204. <Clara>: "Well, that throws a wrench in our plan pretty hard"
  205. HabeusKaiju sits down, and starts thinking
  206. <Reisander>: "I'd rather not cut power"
  207. <HabeusKaiju>: Hrmmmm
  208. <Reisander>: "The they'd know someone was there"
  209. <Guard>: >cut power]
  210. <Donnie>: "Not to mention it might free the /real/ crazies in there..."
  211. <Guard>: ^[
  212. <HabeusKaiju>: Yes, quite
  213. <HabeusKaiju>: Shhhit
  214. <Donnie>: [brb for like 5 minutes, sorry]
  215. <HabeusKaiju>: Alright, any suggestions?
  216. <Reisander>: [implying Reis cares about kilers being loose]
  217. <Guard>: rapisists?]
  218. Wrong_Way points his two thumbs to himself
  219. Wrong_Way whispers "I got thisssss."
  220. <Guard>: still rbrb]
  221. <Reisander>: "Whats your plan, Mark?"
  222. <HabeusKaiju>: Mark, what are you doing?
  223. <Clara>: "Mark?"
  224. <Wrong_Way>: "...I could teleport us inside, right?"
  225. <Wrong_Way>: "Unless there are cameras. Are there any?"
  226. <Reisander>: "Theres cameras"
  227. <Wrong_Way>: "Hm...I could short the island's power for just a second. Maybe that'll give us enough time to teleport to Gywd?"
  228. <Reisander>: "No"
  229. <Reisander>: "There's no guards here yet"
  230. <Reisander>: "I'll see about slipping past the camera"
  231. <HabeusKaiju>: YOu do that
  232. <Donnie>: [back]
  233. <HabeusKaiju>: Mark, don't shut down power
  234. <Reisander>: "be advised I'm entering"
  235. <Wrong_Way>: "Alright..."
  236. <Wrong_Way>: "Be careful Reis."
  237. <HabeusKaiju>: Even a second, could throw off some alarm
  238. <HabeusKaiju>: Godspeed, Reisander
  239. <Wrong_Way>: "I mean, be uncareful, Reis."
  240. <Reisander>: [gonna wait for sol]
  241. <Reisander>: [cept he left hrm]
  242. <HabeusKaiju>: give a second]
  243. <HabeusKaiju>: also, Wrong_Way, you doing logs?]
  244. <Wrong_Way>: [i am our lumberjack]
  245. <Wrong_Way>: [ahahaha]
  246. <Wrong_Way>: [that joke will never get old.]
  247. <HabeusKaiju>: ooooh]
  248. <HabeusKaiju>: just got it]
  249. <Donnie>: [...I don't get it]
  250. <Wrong_Way>: [oh donnie, you'll get it when you're older]
  251. Wrong_Way pats him brotherly on the back]
  252. <Reisander>: [what do lumberjacks make donnie]
  253. <Donnie>: [they cut wood]
  254. <Reisander>: [and what does that make]
  255. <Guardbro>: back]
  256. <Guardbro>: whats happend?]
  257. <HabeusKaiju>: and what it cut wood?]
  258. <Wrong_Way>: [attempting to explain a joke to donnie.]
  259. <HabeusKaiju>: what was the last thing seen?]
  260. <Wrong_Way>: [also i will post pastebin]
  261. <Guardbro>: dunno man]
  262. <Donnie>: [oooooooooh]
  263. <Reisander>: http://mibpaste.com/ta4mUF ]
  264. <Donnie>: [IIIIIIII get it]
  265. <Wrong_Way>: [reisander, fastest hands in the west]
  266. <Guardbro>: that all reis?]
  267. <Reisander>: [yep]
  268. <Guardbro>: goctha]
  269. <Guardbro>: continue]
  270. Reisander slowly slides back under door mentally swearing to gloat about doing all the work later
  271. Wrong_Way gets up and decides to go to the bathroom.
  272. Wrong_Way almost forgets to turn off his communicator before he enters the bathroom
  273. <Reisander>: [is the camera on a wall?]
  274. <Guardbro>: The camera is above the door you are entering, aimed at the door down the stairs]
  275. Reisander slides along the wall and clings to the ceiling moving down the hallway on the ceiling
  276. <Guardbro>: The camera doesnt see him
  277. Reisander reaches the door at the other end of the hallway
  278. Wrong_Way comes back out of the bathroom and turns his communicator back on
  279. Wrong_Way sits down and waits patiently for any other comment from Reisander
  280. Reisander peeks his head out and looks into the next room
  281. <Guardbro>: Its a long hallway, even brighter than the last, on both walls are rows of cells
  282. <Guardbro>: No guards, but cameras everywhere
  283. <Reisander>: "First cell block is he here?"
  284. <Guardbro>: at the end of the hall, is a door going to another set of stairs
  285. Reisander quickly darts onto the ceiling once more pressed flat up against it
  286. <Guardbro>: Ther cameras toggle from side to side, if reis isnt careful he will be seen in plain view
  287. <Clara>: "No, sub basement"
  288. <Guardbro>: The ceiling is literally a kight
  289. <Guardbro>: light
  290. <Reisander>: [but not a camera]
  291. <Guardbro>: Hes casting a shadow on the ground
  292. <Guardbro>: nope]
  293. <Reisander>: [hmph]
  294. Reisander darts back to the door and surveys the room some more
  295. <Wrong_Way>: "Cell block? better be careful. My grandpa says those are really heavily guarded to keep ghosts out."
  296. <Guardbro>: As he leaves the room
  297. <Guardbro>: The door he saw across the hall opens *click*
  298. *** Guardbro is now known as Fredo
  299. Reisander goes back into first room and clings to ceiling
  300. <Reisander>: [This room doesnt have a ceiling light right?]
  301. <Fredo>: no muuuuch darker]
  302. <Reisander>: [okay]
  303. Fredo lazly walks across the hall
  304. <HabeusKaiju>: Is he close, Clara?
  305. Reisander watches fredo until he is beneath him and drops down into the mans shadow walking behind him and appearing as his shadow
  306. <Fredo>: doesnt cast a shadow]
  307. <Reisander>: [hrm]
  308. <Reisander>: [retcon]
  309. <Wrong_Way>: [...are we allowed retcons?]
  310. Reisander clings to the ceiling and watches fredo pass through
  311. <Fredo>: right your in the first room right?]
  312. <Reisander>: [yes]
  313. <Clara>: "Give it a bit"
  314. <Fredo>: not the hall hes in[
  315. <Reisander>: [what]
  316. <Reisander>: [oh alright yeah I get you]
  317. <Fredo>: ok cool]
  318. Reisander clings to the ceiling
  319. Reisander waits until fredo is gone]
  320. Reisander waits until fredo is gone
  321. Fredo continues looking in cells and then walking down, closer to the room reis is in. The man looks bored as all hell. "Only 2.88 × 1016 picoseconds left in the shift, you can do this..."
  322. Fredo approaches the door to the first room rau is in
  323. Fredo begins to open it
  324. Reisander stays flat on the ceiling above the door above fredo
  325. Fredo opens the door, walks in and looks up
  326. <HabeusKaiju>: pfffft]
  327. <HabeusKaiju>: ohgodhitthedeck]
  328. <Reisander>: [how big is fredo?]
  329. <Donnie>: [yeah, description pls]
  330. <Wrong_Way>: [TURN INTO A SPIDER]
  331. <Wrong_Way>: [SHADOW SPIDER]
  332. <Fredo>: About 5'11, dark skin, hawaiian, short cut hair,]
  333. <Reisander>: [trying to think of anything]
  334. <Wrong_Way>: [SHADOW SPIDER]
  335. <Reisander>: [I]
  336. <Reisander>: [uh]
  337. <Reisander>: [fuck]
  338. <Reisander>: [fuck]
  339. <Wrong_Way>: [SPIDER MAN]
  340. <Fredo>: "Hands behind your back or I will be forced to detain you"
  341. <Fredo>: Oh..no
  342. <Fredo>: Im still going to detain you, hands behind your back and I wont kick you in the crocth
  343. <Fredo>: Ill let you respond]
  344. <Reisander>: [uh shit]
  345. <Reisander>: [There is not fucking response]
  346. <Reisander>: [Im caught]
  347. Wrong_Way is still waiting for a response from Reisander on that cell situation
  348. <Donnie>: "Let him take you in, Reisander. This can still work out."
  349. <Reisander>: [allaccordingtokeikaka.jpg]
  350. Reisander sheathes carnwennan and appears standing over Fredo
  351. <Wrong_Way>: [wait, can we all hear, fredo?]
  352. <Reisander>: [6'5 shadow giant fuck yeah]
  353. <Reisander>: "Make me"
  354. <Wrong_Way>: [kick his ass you supermodel you]
  355. <Reisander>: [raus the supermodel]
  356. <Fredo>: "Have you ever been kicked in the crotch at the speed of light?"
  357. <Donnie>: "Clara, do we know how far away Gwydion is, yet?"
  358. <Reisander>: [Reis is like 230lb and swole as fuck]
  359. <Donnie>: [oh fuck fredo is him]
  360. <Clara>: "I... I think he's been caught"
  361. Reisander is standing no biotech but his leg on
  362. <Wrong_Way>: "Shoot shoot..."
  363. <HabeusKaiju>: Shit, shit, this is not going well...
  364. Reisander is completely ass naked and has no stomach and left leg]
  365. <Reisander>: [including a crotch]
  366. <Wrong_Way>: [aw yeah]
  367. Fredo looks like he couldnt give less of a fuck
  368. Donnie calmly puts a hand on Clara's shoulder, unintentionally looking really scary because his entire face it pitch black with no eyes
  369. <Donnie>: "Clara, do we know how far away Gwydion is yet?"
  370. <HabeusKaiju>: you exposing the weak spot!]
  371. <Reisander>: [makes me admit character is a eunuch]
  372. <Clara>: "Gwyd is in the same spot wh- GAH!"
  373. <Reisander>: [kicks me in the balls anyway]
  374. <Wrong_Way>: [DO IT]
  375. <Fredo>: STOP}
  376. <Clara>: "Donnie! What is that?"
  377. <HabeusKaiju>: guys]
  378. <HabeusKaiju>: stop]
  379. <Donnie>: "I cloaked up for the mission, it's the spell I was working on..."
  380. <Clara>: [stop talking about his crotch if it comes up again I will get silverback mode]
  381. <Clara>: [anything besides a kick to it is to be regarded as a noncomment]
  382. <Fredo>: reis, that part was retconned part of your request, he never did because you wanted to do something first are you done?]
  383. <Reisander>: [yes]
  384. <Clara>: "What..?"
  385. <Clara>: "What does it do?"
  386. Clara is a little bit freaked out
  387. Wrong_Way is trying to figure out if he should do something or not
  388. <Donnie>: "Perfect camouflage whenever I'm in a dark area."
  389. <Fredo>: Before reis can react, fredo is gone. And reis feeels a kick behind him blasting him through the door into the hall breaking secveral lights later on
  390. Wrong_Way can hear the sounds on Reis's end
  391. Reisander flies and tumbles onto the ground
  392. Reisander stands back up holding his hand up
  393. Fredo continues walking but stops before the area where the lights go up
  394. <Wrong_Way>: "...I think our plan went down the gutter, guys."
  395. <HabeusKaiju>: Shit
  396. <Wrong_Way>: "Need anything Reis?"
  397. <HabeusKaiju>: Reisander, are you okay? Do you need help?
  398. <Clara>: "That's... great. You think you can find a way to use it? It kinda looks like there's no shadows in there"
  399. <Donnie>: "Mark, we may have to teleport right into his room."
  400. Fredo touches grabs his communicator "we have a 220 on the top floor, no need for back up"
  401. Reisander remains silent staring at Fredo
  402. <Wrong_Way>: "...Reisander?"
  403. Fredo pulls out the cuffs again
  404. <Donnie>: "Well, I didn't realize there'd be no shadows, I usually thought prisons were really dark."
  405. <Wrong_Way>: ["Reisander?" "REISANDERR!!!!"]
  406. <Fredo>: "Come along quietly and I promise we wont hurt you"
  407. Reisander holds out his single arm
  408. <Wrong_Way>: [metal gear solid failure noise]
  409. <Clara>: "Its a mutant prison. I don't imagine this is the first prison break they've had"
  410. <Reisander>: "Do those come in singles?"
  411. Donnie uncloaks his head
  412. Fredo breaks the cuff in two
  413. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh man..."
  414. Fredo puts one on reis's arm "Its just to make sure the power dampeners work"
  415. Reisander nods
  416. <Fredo>: "Some times outside tech or abilities interfere, this bypasses them"
  417. <Reisander>: [the collar should be visible too sinc hes not in biotech right now]
  418. <HabeusKaiju>: Shit, what did he say?
  419. <Wrong_Way>: "...I think I should turn off the power. I think they're talking."
  420. <Fredo>: "Oh an we will need that collar, and your weapon"
  421. <Reisander>: "Do you usually tell prisoners your jail has weaknesses?"
  422. <Clara>: "....They have a counter to the tech"
  423. <Fredo>: "Every time"
  424. <Wrong_Way>: "Great."
  425. Reisander offeres up neck and looks down at pile of weapons once stored in his biotech
  426. Fredo removes his collar and shatters it in his hand
  427. Fredo creates a bag of hard light and stores reisanders weapons in them
  428. <Fredo>: Well alright then, please be coming with me, please please
  429. Fredo leads him downstairs
  430. Reisander looks down at his stump
  431. Wrong_Way just listens and doesn't cause a mutant jail break [Let's just say Wrong_Way fucked up a lot in an alternate timeline]
  432. Reisander hols his arm out to fredo
  433. <Reisander>: "If you would"
  434. <Fredo>: "We are going to the basement. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against..."
  435. <Fredo>: "?"
  436. Reisander looks at stairs
  437. <Reisander>: "I would rather not fall"
  438. <Fredo>: Ah right right
  439. <Fredo>: Lets take the elevater
  440. <Reisander>: "Thank you"
  441. Fredo leads reis to the elevator "you in a court of law."
  442. Reisander follows fredo into the elevator
  443. <Fredo>: They make their way to the elevator and walk in. Fredo pushes the basement button, and the music starts to play as the doors close
  444. <Fredo>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5PvBzDlZGs [TITLE: 10 Hours of elevator music..... Going ▲ VIEWS: 633302 FAVES: 0 RATING: 4 RATERS: 3376 UPLOADED: Jackster1337 ]
  445. Reisander waits patiently
  446. Fredo waits as the elevator goes down, trying to remember if their is a name to this song
  447. <Fredo>: "So.."
  448. <Wrong_Way>: [is reisander's communicator still working?]
  449. <Fredo>: yes[
  450. <Wrong_Way>: [just making sure]
  451. <Fredo>: "You..uh, breaking in or breaking out?"
  452. Reisander stares down at Fredo
  453. Fredo looks back, and then quickly looks at the door
  454. <Fredo>: *DINGDING*
  455. <Reisander>: "Hmph"
  456. <Fredo>: The elevator doors open, and they are led to what looks like a medical room. A doctor of some kind is in there and staring at reis and them
  457. <Fredo>: "We have a new...something, I need you to clean him off and get him into a cell. Then throw away whatever he has down into the sub basement"
  458. <Fredo>: Doctor: "Why are you stating basic procedure?"
  459. <Fredo>: "Dunno"
  460. Reisander stares at the doctor
  461. Fredo leaves him in doctor bros hands
  462. *** Fredo is now known as Doctor
  463. Reisander stares down at the doctor
  464. Donnie groans and wipes his hand down his face
  465. <Donnie>: "Anyone have any ideas yet?"
  466. Doctor hands reisander some gowns
  467. <HabeusKaiju>: I....
  468. <Wrong_Way>: "...No."
  469. <HabeusKaiju>: Do not...
  470. <Doctor>: "Get naked, go in there and take a chemical shower"
  471. <Clara>: "I heard the doctors talking"
  472. <Doctor>: The room is much much dimmer and barely lit
  473. <Wrong_Way>: "I heard something about being stripped."
  474. Reisander is already naked and walks into the shower
  475. <Clara>: "Something about a sub basement"
  476. <Wrong_Way>: "Shoot, they're gonna find the communicator...."
  477. Reisander stands in the shower still staring at the doctor
  478. <Donnie>: "We're gonna need Mark to teleport us now. No sword means no shadow."
  479. <Doctor>: The water burns reis skin a bit but gets him perfectly clean
  480. <Reisander>: "Dont come in here"
  481. <Clara>: [internet pooped]
  482. <Wrong_Way>: "...You heard him."
  483. Wrong_Way>: "I'm sure he's got a plan."
  484. <HabeusKaiju>: Eurgh
  485. HabeusKaiju is pacing
  486. <Donnie>: "I meant whenever the time is right, but the point still stands."
  487. Reisander steps out of the shower and begins walking toward the doctor
  488. <Clara>: "Reis, ask them where they are taking you next"
  489. <Reisander>: "Where to, sir?"
  490. <Doctor>: "Now are you wearing any metal?"
  491. Reisander says this with mock innocence and a contorted smile
  492. <Reisander>: "Got a few pins in my knee
  493. <Clara>: "Also, guys, they mentioned a sub basement. That's where Gwyd appears to be. I'm... worried."
  494. <HabeusKaiju>: Don't worry Clara, we got this
  495. <Doctor>: "Hmm any body jewlrey?"
  496. <Reisander>: and some artificial parts"
  497. <Donnie>: "Preaching to the choir, Clara."
  498. <Reisander>: "Nope"
  499. <Doctor>: "Hmm"
  500. <Doctor>: "Alright"
  501. Doctor pulls out a stretcher from the corner "Hop on"
  502. Reisander looks at the stretcher and then looks at the doctor
  503. <Reisander>: "I can walk"
  504. <Doctor>: "Standard procedure, we wouldnt want you to get hurt before we run the tests"
  505. <Reisander>: "Won't find anything"
  506. <Wrong_Way>: "...I heard tests."
  507. <Doctor>: "We are just going to put a few cameras inside you, to see how we can ..help you"
  508. <Reisander>: "Don't have powers"
  509. <Clara>: "They're experimenting on them. They must've already done this to Gwyd before we got here"
  510. <Doctor>: "It will painless, after we administer the anesthetic"
  511. <Doctor>: "Just /hopon/"
  512. Reisander narrows eyes and stares at doctor
  513. Donnie sits down and rests his forehead on the palms of his hands with a panicked expression
  514. <Reisander>: "I'd rather walk"
  515. <Doctor>: "Or will we have to call security again?"
  516. Clara is similarly freaking out
  517. <Doctor>: "He worked you over pretty well last time"
  518. <Reisander>: "Can you not handle a one legged man on your own doctor?"
  519. <HabeusKaiju>: Reisander, do you require help? Cough for yes, remain silent for no
  520. Wrong_Way stares very hard at the floor
  521. Reisander stares at the doctor silently
  522. <Doctor>: "Hmpf, tough shit huh,? Ill give you something to /calm/ you down"
  523. HabeusKaiju puts a hand on Donnie and Clara's back, and his tail on Wrong_Way
  524. <HabeusKaiju>: Guys
  525. Doctor turns to the side, and grabs a syringe and a bottle of some clear liquid. He sticks the syringe in the liquid in the bottle and pulls it out
  526. Donnie internally screams as he hears the soctor through the com
  527. <HabeusKaiju>: Don't worry, it's gonna be okay, okay?
  528. <Doctor>: "50cc's of this will handle you fine"
  529. <Donnie>: [*doctor]
  530. Reisander closes his eyes and thinks for a moment
  531. Doctor starts walking up to reisander
  532. Reisander bends leg and does a flip scissor kicking the doctor
  533. <Reisander>: "I suppose not being able to handle me isn't something to be ashamed of though"
  534. Wrong_Way hears commotion
  535. Wrong_Way whispers "yesssss."
  536. <Donnie>: ["Commotion! I wish the power was on!"]
  537. <Clara>: "Listen, I don't know how far we're gonna get just waiting as our original plan has been shot"
  538. Doctor is out because he was a punk ass bitch
  539. Reisander lets biotech reform body
  540. HabeusKaiju sighs
  541. <HabeusKaiju>: Fine
  542. <Wrong_Way>: [oh donnie]
  543. <HabeusKaiju>: Reisander
  544. <Doctor>: Reis is alone in the dark room, there is a lightswitch
  545. <HabeusKaiju>: Turn into a shadow, we're coming in
  546. <Reisander>: "No"
  547. <Reisander>: "Give me a bit more time"
  548. <Reisander>: "You are all s-men"
  549. <Reisander>: "I've never walked the earth before"
  550. <Wrong_Way>: "...what does that even mean?"
  551. <HabeusKaiju>: This plan has been altered. We need to regroup, and discuss
  552. Reisander removes the syringe from the doctors hand and injects it into his neck and begins dislocating his fingers
  553. <Reisander>: "You can't take the fall for this"
  554. <Doctor>: Reisander feels like hes sliding down rainbows
  555. <Wrong_Way>: [YOUR NECK DOCTOR]
  556. <Doctor>: oh]
  557. <Reisander>: [the doctors neck]
  558. <Wrong_Way>: [AHAHA]
  559. <Reisander>: [and the doctors fingers]
  560. <Wrong_Way>: [reisander just takes drugs]
  561. <Clara>: [TIME TO GET HIGH AS FUUUCK]
  562. Doctor feels like hes sliding down rainbows
  563. Reisander lets his biotech form over his face and brings his foot down on the doctors hand
  564. <HabeusKaiju>: I will invoke field commander status
  565. <Reisander>: "Too bad"
  566. Doctor will never stab muties in the face again with that hand
  567. <Reisander>: "I'm not yours to command"
  568. Reisander takes out the comunicator and stomps it on the ground
  569. <Wrong_Way>: "...Fuck."
  570. Clara sighs heavily
  571. <Wrong_Way>: "I think we lost him."
  572. Reisander looks around the doctors room
  573. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, that little shit...
  574. <Wrong_Way>: "Why would Raisin do this us?"
  575. <Wrong_Way>: [*to]
  576. <Clara>: "Screw it, we're abandoning him" she says with a vindictive tone
  577. <Donnie>: "Listen, Reisander. This isn't /about/ us, or /you/ right now. We came in here as a team, and you can give us all the sass you want when we get back, but first priority is getting gwyd out alive. And we need /everyone/ to help."
  578. <Doctor>: Reis sees a stretcher, multiple maps of human anatomy, two cabinets, a door and a a list of floors and whats on them
  579. <Wrong_Way>: "Seriously? Huh...alright."
  580. <HabeusKaiju>: Donnie, it's too late. His feed is down
  581. <Doctor>: donnie he cant here you]
  582. <Reisander>: [is my stuff in here?]
  583. <Clara>: [I'm going to kill him with his own biotech]
  584. Donnie childishly stomps the ground
  585. <Clara>: {:3]
  586. <Doctor>: yes in a basket to the corner]
  587. HabeusKaiju turns to Wrong_Way
  588. <Reisander>: [lol Im not letting the s-men be terrorists]
  589. <Donnie>: "UUUURRRGH! The minute I see him I'm kicking his ass!"
  590. <Wrong_Way>: "So! Plan?"
  591. <HabeusKaiju>: Mark, we need in there
  592. <HabeusKaiju>: Are you prepared?
  593. Wrong_Way sees Hab looking at him
  594. Reisander grabs his things from the basket and slides them back into his thigh
  595. Wrong_Way takes in a deep breath
  596. <HabeusKaiju>: Now, think about what you are going to say
  597. Clara lets out a huff of anger, a boulder next to her is flattened
  598. <Wrong_Way>: [you'd think there would be security cameras in that office, doctor]
  599. <Donnie>: [thought we're still on the ship]
  600. <Clara>: [we are?]
  601. <Clara>: [I thought we were waiting outside]
  602. <Donnie>: [I don't recall anyone but reis leaving]
  603. <Wrong_Way>: {What could go wrong hab? The power is still working on the prision right?]
  604. <Doctor>: you are in the ship]
  605. <Doctor>: YOu never left]
  606. <HabeusKaiju>: nah, we're in the ship, waiting for our way in
  607. <HabeusKaiju>: ]
  608. <Clara>: [alright, remove that statement]
  609. Reisander walks back to the elevator
  610. Reisander presses for the elevator
  611. <Doctor>: The elevator doors slide open
  612. <Wrong_Way>: "...I wish Theo, Clara, Donnie and I weren't where Reisander is."
  613. <Doctor>: Everyone IS CRAMMED IN A ELEVATOR
  614. <Wrong_Way>: [ahahaha. he hasn't stepped in yet]
  615. <Wrong_Way>: [we're gold]
  616. Reisander groans
  617. <Wrong_Way>: [i stopped destroying this universe]
  618. <HabeusKaiju>: REISANDER!
  619. <Reisander>: "I told you"
  620. <Doctor>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5PvBzDlZGs [TITLE: 10 Hours of elevator music..... Going ▲ VIEWS: 633302 FAVES: 0 RATING: 4 RATERS: 3376 UPLOADED: Jackster1337 ]
  621. <Donnie>: "REISANDER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT."
  622. <Wrong_Way>: "Come on Reis. Who's gonna tell you where the cameras are?"
  623. <Doctor>: There is a camera in the elevator
  624. HabeusKaiju zaps the camera
  625. <Reisander>: "You all need to get out of here"
  626. <HabeusKaiju>: No!
  627. <Reisander>: "You're s-men"
  628. <HabeusKaiju>: This is a team operation!
  629. Wrong_Way looks at the shinged camera
  630. <Reisander>: "You can't break into prisons"
  631. <Clara>: "Now, what's the new plan"
  632. <Donnie>: "Reisander, /you/ get out of here. You've done absolutely /nothing/ to help us from the minute we got on the plane. You're a /liability/."
  633. <Reisander>: "You would throw away the entire program"
  634. <Clara>: "I suggest that Mark get us a much more reasonable way in, and we search the place ourselves"
  635. <HabeusKaiju>: Reisander
  636. <HabeusKaiju>: Think about this
  637. Reisander turns to donnie
  638. Reisander shoves habeus out of the way and grabs donnie by the neck
  639. <HabeusKaiju>: Who interviewed you, and saw you as part of our school?
  640. Donnie slashes Reisander's arm with his sword
  641. Clara is stressed out as hell but is trying to keep composure
  642. Wrong_Way is attempting to think of some good plan
  643. <Wrong_Way>: "Clara, how far is Gywd?"
  644. <Reisander>: "How dare you"
  645. <HabeusKaiju>: Put him down now!
  646. Wrong_Way mostly ignores Reisander and Donnie's fight
  647. Donnie spits in Reisander's face
  648. <Reisander>: "SHUT UP MONSTER"
  649. <Reisander>: "JUST SHUT UP"
  650. <HabeusKaiju>: NO
  651. Reisander stares at donnie his bleeding arm clenched around his neck
  652. <Wrong_Way>: "Clara?"
  653. <HabeusKaiju>: YOU LITTLE SHIT
  654. <HabeusKaiju>: WE'RE A TEAM! PUT HIM DOWN! JESUS!
  655. Reisander throws Donnie down against the floor and turns to Habeus
  656. <Clara>: [jesus my internet
  657. HabeusKaiju glares at Reisander
  658. <Reisander>: "You are stupid"
  659. <Wrong_Way>: [clara, i asked you how far is gwyd]
  660. Donnie is slammed against the floor and cloaks his face back
  661. Reisander shoves Habeus
  662. <Wrong_Way>: [ehhh? EHHHH??]
  663. <Fredo>: Before Reisander could continue being a dick, a burst of light filled the room and reisander is then seen beaten and inside a hard light cell on the other side of the room.
  664. Fredo standing in front of the crew
  665. Wrong_Way rubs his eyes from the light beam
  666. <Wrong_Way>: "Aw man..."
  667. Clara is caught by surprise
  668. <Fredo>: "Have you all ever been simultaneusly kicked in your crotches at the speed of light?"
  669. Reisander groans from within cell
  670. <Reisander>: "This bastard again"
  671. <Wrong_Way>: "...No?"
  672. HabeusKaiju covers his crotch
  673. <Donnie>: "...Is there a way to avoid that?"
  674. Donnie uncloaks his face to look less like a monster
  675. Clara pauses a second, seeing what is coming, then smashes Fredo onto the ground with heavy gravity
  676. Wrong_Way looks at the light cage
  677. <Reisander>: "He's a guard you shits"
  678. <Wrong_Way>: "Huh. Uh Donnie, do we need some cover?"
  679. Fredo moves through the gravity and into a non solid light form
  680. <Donnie>: "I can't make any..."
  681. <Fredo>: "Smart girl"
  682. <Clara>: "...."
  683. Reisander groans and rolls over in cell
  684. Wrong_Way gestures to the light switch subltely.
  685. <Fredo>: "But you forgot, light has little to no mass"
  686. <HabeusKaiju>: Listen, sir, do you think we can talk about?
  687. <Fredo>: "No...wait"
  688. <Fredo>: "Yes, sorry Im listening"
  689. Reisander slips unconscious
  690. <HabeusKaiju>: Alright
  691. <Fredo>: "Oh shit AIRHOLES"
  692. Fredo makes airholes in reis cell
  693. <Fredo>: "What were you saying man?"
  694. Donnie lets out a chuckle
  695. Clara reads through her book of science]
  696. <Wrong_Way>: "This guy is a terrible green lantern."
  697. <Fredo>: >hab desnt even react to being hit in the crotch
  698. <Fredo>: ]
  699. <Wrong_Way>: [I thought we decided all crotch kicking was banned]
  700. <HabeusKaiju>: Well, I apologize for the actions of my peers. We have simply come here to reinstate one of your captives under our care
  701. <Donnie>: [I watched Pacific Rim and I did not see a single reproductive organ]
  702. <Wrong_Way>: [clones man]
  703. <HabeusKaiju>: HabeusKaiju covers his crotch
  704. <Wrong_Way>: "Donnie, cover or no?"
  705. <HabeusKaiju>: ]
  706. <Donnie>: [I also watched some of the oldschool gozilla films]
  707. <Fredo>: "Oh, and who the fuck are you? Godzilla and his amazing underage friends?"
  708. <Reisander>: "Y-you're throwing me under the bus"
  709. <Clara>: [wait gravity affects space-time, while photons have little to no mass it can still be affected by gravity]
  710. <Wrong_Way>: "Sounds like a cartoon right?"
  711. <Clara>: [not directly, but its still possible]
  712. <HabeusKaiju>: Wrong_Way, shhh
  713. <Donnie>: [no ww, I said no cover]
  714. Reisander hangs in his cell and just stares at them wordlessly his mouth hanging open
  715. <Wrong_Way>: [didn't notice sorry]
  716. <Reisander>: "I..."
  717. Reisander hangs his head
  718. <Donnie>: "Wait, who are /you/?"
  719. <HabeusKaiju>: As for that, I cannot currently tell my identity, in risk of legal reprimend
  720. <Wrong_Way>: "Same here!"
  721. <Fredo>: "Well I can, names fredo. Codename "Tachyon" no relation"
  722. <Fredo>: "And you better start talking, or Ill start kicking"
  723. <HabeusKaiju>: Alright, alright
  724. Reisander isn't even staring anymore just silently hanging his head
  725. <Donnie>: "...wait, does everyone here get codenames?"
  726. Wrong_Way gulps at that threat
  727. <HabeusKaiju>: Because, we don't want this gentleman to know our real names right now
  728. <Wrong_Way>: "Dude, not everyone uses their first name for everything."
  729. <Donnie>: "I do..."
  730. <Wrong_Way>: "It makes it easier to register domain names, bro."
  731. <Fredo>: "Youre all under arrested, Ive notified the authorities"
  732. Clara sheepishly stays in the back
  733. <HabeusKaiju>: Alright, well, one of the people I watch over was, in my opinion, wrongfully taken, and under false pretenses
  734. <Donnie>: "Why would I want a website?"
  735. <Reisander>: "Mark"
  736. <Wrong_Way>: "Can we talk about this later, man?"
  737. <Donnie>: "Oh, right. Yeeeaaah."
  738. Wrong_Way doesn't look at Reisander but has his full attention
  739. <Reisander>: "Remember what you said on the plane"
  740. <HabeusKaiju>: You called the authorities?
  741. <Reisander>: "About what you were glad of"
  742. <Fredo>: "WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP BEFORE I BURN YOU TO CINDERS"
  743. Donnie flinch back
  744. Fredo kicks hab in the crotch at the speed of light
  745. Reisander slams his fist against the cell and stares at them all
  746. HabeusKaiju 's fingers get hurt
  747. Wrong_Way completely forgot what he said on the plane
  748. <Fredo>: >fingers]
  749. <Donnie>: [he was covering his crotch after the first comment]
  750. <HabeusKaiju>: I have been covering it this whole time]
  751. <Reisander>: [that he isn't a supervillain]
  752. <Wrong_Way>: [aww]
  753. <Wrong_Way>: [i meant that jokingly but okay]
  754. Reisander turns around in the cell and sits down on the ground in it
  755. <Reisander>: [I know]
  756. <Wrong_Way>: "Hm?"
  757. <Fredo>: Hab is blasted across the room and into a medicine cabinet
  758. <HabeusKaiju>: Awfuck
  759. Fredo turns to the children
  760. <Reisander>: "Throw me to the wolves, monster"
  761. Wrong_Way sees Hab safely protect his crotch as he flies across the room
  762. Wrong_Way turns to Fredo
  763. Fredo pulls out a set of handcuffs
  764. HabeusKaiju slams into the cabinet, and groans in pain
  765. Wrong_Way looks at the light switch across the room
  766. Donnie walks over to the wall and leans back on it, observing the action
  767. Donnie gives a cautious nod to wrong_way
  768. Wrong_Way runs like the dickens to it
  769. Donnie internally cringes
  770. <Wrong_Way>: [wrongway does not know body language]
  771. Donnie 's otter casually flips the light switch
  772. <Wrong_Way>: [aka why i blew up a reality]
  773. <Donnie>: [STOP clara dropped]
  774. <Clara>: [internet beb'd again]
  775. <Fredo>: "Now you can die here for no reason that could ever matter, or you could imagine"
  776. <Fredo>: ...
  777. Fredo stops glowing
  778. Wrong_Way smiles when the lights turn off
  779. Reisander bursts out of cage and grabs Fredo
  780. [another retcon. very tough rp]
  781. Reisander leaps out of the cage on to fredo
  782. Fredo is on the floor
  783. Donnie has flipped the lights off
  784. <Fredo>: "Owww that hurt man, you cant just..like sneak up on guys like that. jeeez, I coulda broke my neck"
  785. Reisander grips fredo's neck and is seething with rage
  786. <Donnie>: (it's dark as fuck, hope you have night vision like /this/ guy!)
  787. Reisander throws him down and steps away
  788. Wrong_Way just listens to the sounds of violence
  789. <Reisander>: "He's yours s-men"
  790. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh...thanks?"
  791. Wrong_Way holds his hands out to move around the room
  792. Donnie cloaks his face back up and helps Fredo up
  793. <HabeusKaiju>: Now, Fredo, we would really like to know how to get back our friend
  794. <HabeusKaiju>: Think you can help now?
  795. <Fredo>: "..."
  796. <Fredo>: "Ok.."
  797. <Fredo>: "Whats his number"
  798. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh
  799. <HabeusKaiju>: Cla-Graviton, you know?
  800. <Clara>: "Give me a second to check"
  801. <Fredo>: >graviton]
  802. <HabeusKaiju>: Hey, I had to think fast, and give her a codename]
  803. <HabeusKaiju>: cant just say Clara]
  804. Reisander leans against the wall staring daggers at them all
  805. <Clara>: "....huh, its 12345"
  806. <Clara>: "what are the odds"
  807. <Wrong_Way>: "Wow. That's a nice number!"
  808. Donnie is probably the only the only one who can know to glare back at Reisander
  809. <Fredo>: "Uh...Oh yeah, hes in surgery"
  810. <Fredo>: 3rd floor
  811. <Wrong_Way>: "...FUCK."
  812. <HabeusKaiju>: WHAT ROOM?!
  813. <Fredo>: "Now, can you guys, like knock me out"?
  814. <Wrong_Way>: "Does the elevator take us up there?"
  815. Reisander stops glaring and just hangs his head
  816. <Fredo>: "Fuck if I know"
  817. <HabeusKaiju>: FUCK
  818. <Fredo>: "No
  819. <Fredo>: "
  820. <Fredo>: I do know
  821. <Wrong_Way>: "YOU SUCK, GREEN LANTERN."
  822. HabeusKaiju punches Fredo in the face
  823. <Wrong_Way>: "Wait what?"
  824. <HabeusKaiju>: SHIT! FAN OUT!
  825. Fredo is on the ground unconcious now'
  826. Clara remains silent as usual
  827. Reisander slides down the wall and just sits on the ground
  828. <Wrong_Way>: "SHIT! I THINK HE KNEW!"
  829. <Fredo>: im laughing my ass off]
  830. <Wrong_Way>: "AHHH!"
  831. <HabeusKaiju>: SHIT!
  832. <HabeusKaiju>: FUCK!
  833. <HabeusKaiju>: WAKE HIM UP!
  834. <Wrong_Way>: "OKAY! I wish Green Lantern wasn't awake!"
  835. <Donnie>: ...We could kick him in the balls at the speed of dark.
  836. Clara is confused
  837. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh wait, I mean, Green lantern isn't awake!"
  838. <Wrong_Way>: "Why the fuck did i say wish?"
  839. <Fredo>: In trenton new jersy a man who legally changed his name to green lantern keeps waking up
  840. <Fredo>: And hes not sure why
  841. Reisander just sits against the wall crying quietly
  842. <HabeusKaiju>: He was Fredo! Say Fredo!
  843. <Wrong_Way>: "...THIS ISN'T WORKING!"
  844. <Wrong_Way>: "OKAY!"
  845. <Wrong_Way>: "FREDO ISN'T AWAKE!"
  846. Fredo is awake
  847. <Wrong_Way>: "OH PHEW!"
  848. <HabeusKaiju>: WHERE IS HE?!
  849. Donnie walks over to Reisander.
  850. <Fredo>: "What,? Oh yeah room 678"
  851. <Donnie>: "Get up."
  852. <HabeusKaiju>: THANK YOU!
  853. HabeusKaiju punches Fredo in the face
  854. <Wrong_Way>: "Does the elevator take us there?
  855. Reisander looks up at Donnie
  856. <Wrong_Way>: "FUCK THEO I WASN'T DONE!"
  857. HabeusKaiju runs out of the room
  858. Fredo is asleep again
  859. <Wrong_Way>: "SHIT!"
  860. <HabeusKaiju>: HURRY!
  861. <Reisander>: "Go save your friend, dwarf"
  862. <Wrong_Way>: "FINE!"
  863. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh god..."
  864. <Reisander>: "Im just a liability"
  865. <Donnie>: [oh my god I'm cracking up]
  866. Reisander stands up and walks away
  867. Clara sheepishly follows
  868. <Fredo>: The elevator does take you there]
  869. <HabeusKaiju>: RUN!
  870. Wrong_Way runs after hab
  871. <Fredo>: it has a button marked 3rd floor]
  872. HabeusKaiju hops into the elevator
  873. <Clara>: [slow and steady...]
  874. Donnie groans and lets him run off to do whatever
  875. Reisander leaves
  876. Wrong_Way gets on the elevator with him
  877. Donnie walks onto the elevator
  878. <Wrong_Way>: "JESUS THEO!"
  879. <Fredo>: >reis leaves?]
  880. <Wrong_Way>: [he's got yard sales to catch]
  881. <HabeusKaiju>: CLara! Reisander! hurry!
  882. <Wrong_Way>: "Alright alright...3rd floor..."
  883. Clara is already following
  884. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, sorry
  885. <HabeusKaiju>: REISANDER!
  886. Reisander turns and spits at Habeus
  887. <Wrong_Way>: [very far spit]
  888. <Donnie>: "Reisander, wait in the plane in your shadow form."
  889. <Wrong_Way>: "Reis, come on...."
  890. <Wrong_Way>: "Ugh fine, we'll see you on the jet."
  891. Wrong_Way hits the 3rd floor button hard
  892. <Wrong_Way>: "BYE!"
  893. Reisander sits down in the room next to fredo
  894. Wrong_Way waves to Reis as the doors close.
  895. Fredo is drooling on the floor and snooring
  896. <Fredo>: "Snnnoorroorororook"
  897. <Wrong_Way>: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5PvBzDlZGs]
  898. Donnie lets his head back and does an exaggerated groan
  899. <Fredo>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5PvBzDlZGs
  900. <Fredo>: ]
  901. <Donnie>: "Liability ain't even the /half/ of it anymore..."
  902. <Fredo>: damn it ww]
  903. Clara sighs
  904. <Wrong_Way>: [FAST HANDS]
  905. *** Reisander is now known as Reiafk
  906. Wrong_Way rolls his eyes at the elevator music
  907. <Clara>: "Lets just save Gwyd, alright? This has been a big right mess."
  908. <Wrong_Way>: "This is why people probably commit crimes."
  909. <HabeusKaiju>: Christ, can this elevator go any faster?
  910. <Wrong_Way>: ["ROCKET BOOSTERS!"]
  911. <Wrong_Way>: [we all die]
  912. <Donnie>: ["It would go faster if I CUT THE POWER!"]
  913. <Wrong_Way>: [shut up donnie]
  914. HabeusKaiju taps his foot
  915. <HabeusKaiju>: comeoncomeoncomeon
  916. <Wrong_Way>: "I think elevators aren't meant to go super fast. I mean, you saw Charlie and Chocolate Factory?"
  917. <Donnie>: We're gonna have to get him back, y'know.
  918. <Donnie>: Yeah, yeah, I'll drag him through the darkness of the whole room he's in. It'll be easy enough.
  919. <HabeusKaiju>: I know, Otter
  920. <HabeusKaiju>: Holy shit, how long is this elevator!?
  921. <HabeusKaiju>: Clara, cover your ears
  922. <Clara>: "What?"
  923. <Wrong_Way>: "Maybe there's elevator traffic."
  924. <HabeusKaiju>: I...don't wan't you to hear me swear
  925. <Fredo>: *DING*
  926. <Clara>: "I'm not deaf"
  927. Wrong_Way looks at the hallway
  928. <Wrong_Way>: [description?]
  929. <Fredo>: That was you passing the first floor,
  930. <Wrong_Way>: [FUCK]
  931. <Fredo>: Two more man
  932. Wrong_Way sees the number change
  933. <Wrong_Way>: "AHHHHH!!!!"
  934. Wrong_Way goes to sit in a corner
  935. <HabeusKaiju>: Wait a second
  936. <Wrong_Way>: "I should've brought my smart phone."
  937. <HabeusKaiju>: MARK!
  938. <HabeusKaiju>: TELEPORT US THERE!
  939. Wrong_Way looks up and then suddenly realizes
  940. <Wrong_Way>: "OH!"
  941. <Fredo>: or stairs]
  942. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh, what is the room number again?"
  943. Reiafk gets up from next to fredo and walks to the stairs
  944. <Wrong_Way>: "Shoot shoot...."
  945. *** Reiafk is now known as Reisander
  946. <HabeusKaiju>: 678!
  947. <Donnie>: "I thought we said in the beginning that teleporting was dangerous and that we shouldn't do it."
  948. <HabeusKaiju>: It's risk time!
  949. <Fredo>: Reiafk makes it to the third floor easily because hes not a lazy ass, and took the stairs
  950. <HabeusKaiju>: We need to do it!
  951. <Wrong_Way>: "RIGHT RIGHT!"
  952. Reisander begins looking for room 678
  953. <Wrong_Way>: "WE AREN'T OUTSIDE ROOM 678!"
  954. <Fredo>: Reis sees a man in front of the room labeled 678
  955. <Clara>: "Stop screaming Mark, jeez"
  956. <Fredo>: The group also sees him
  957. <Fredo>: and brb]
  958. Reisander turns to the group and groans
  959. <Fredo>: I have to do something reaaaal quick]
  960. <Donnie>: [stahp]
  961. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh hey, the personal noun We works!"
  962. <Fredo>: STAHP}
  963. <Wrong_Way>: [k]
  964. <HabeusKaiju>: stop]
  965. <Wrong_Way>: [that's all she wrote]
  966. <Fredo>: Alright so, we are going to do this slooow and steady dont be brash]
  967. <Wrong_Way>: [okay]
  968. <Wrong_Way>: ["no more electricity"]
  969. <Fredo>: Now you see a man with three colors of hair, and youve seen him before on the television. Hes a superhero
  970. <Fredo>: http://i.imgur.com/iZkJYgo.png
  971. *** Fredo is now known as Murrica
  972. Wrong_Way stares in awe of America
  973. Donnie didn't really ever watch TV
  974. Murrica is in front of the room
  975. <HabeusKaiju>: Hey!
  976. <HabeusKaiju>: I know you!
  977. Clara was too busy tinkering to watch TV, but can recognize him
  978. <Clara>: [also, he should have entered with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo [TITLE: Hulk Hogan Theme - I Am A Real American VIEWS: 258197 FAVES: 0 RATING: 4 RATERS: 650 UPLOADED: actionmaniac287 ]
  979. Reisander leans against the wall watching on
  980. <Murrica>: "Stand down, Im sure we can have this all settled within the hour, but for now your going to have to wait for your crimes" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo [TITLE: Hulk Hogan Theme - I Am A Real American VIEWS: 258197 FAVES: 0 RATING: 4 RATERS: 650 UPLOADED: actionmaniac287 ]
  981. <Murrica>: "Breaking and entering, Two counts of assault and battery, and endangering the lives of minors around you."
  982. <Donnie>: "Hmph."
  983. <HabeusKaiju>: Hmmm
  984. <HabeusKaiju>: Right on all accounts....
  985. Reisander is too full of hot angry hatred to even scoff
  986. <Murrica>: "Oh and reality warping without a permit"
  987. <Wrong_Way>: "I need a permit?"
  988. <HabeusKaiju>: Right, never got Wrong_Way his permit...
  989. <HabeusKaiju>: Hmmm
  990. <Clara>: "There's permits?"
  991. <Wrong_Way>: "Ugh..."
  992. <Donnie>: "...do we need permits for other mutant stuff, too?"
  993. <Murrica>: "Did you pass a state mandated superhero test?"
  994. <HabeusKaiju>: Which party member are you talking bout?
  995. <Donnie>: "There's a test!?"
  996. <HabeusKaiju>: Guys
  997. <HabeusKaiju>: shh
  998. <HabeusKaiju>: adults are talking
  999. <Wrong_Way>: "Aw man, reality warping just got boring..."
  1000. Donnie crosses his arms and slouches with a "hmph"
  1001. <Murrica>: "Welcome to /America/, kid"
  1002. <HabeusKaiju>: Yes, they passed the mandated test for superheroics. I oversaw it myself
  1003. Clara is glad there is no laws on the illegal handling of stellar bodies
  1004. <HabeusKaiju>: oh, there is]
  1005. <HabeusKaiju>: trust me]
  1006. <Murrica>: "Now what seems to be the problem? Why are you breaking in here. Youre better than that theo"
  1007. <HabeusKaiju>: there are laws for everything]
  1008. <Donnie>: [ppfffffft]
  1009. <HabeusKaiju>: ....
  1010. <HabeusKaiju>: I'm not Theo!
  1011. <HabeusKaiju>: I'm Habeus Kaiju!
  1012. Reisander holds head in hands
  1013. <Clara>: "We're saving a friend who was unjustly imprisoned"
  1014. <Wrong_Way>: "No relation at all."
  1015. <Reisander>: "Thats what I was telling you before you halfwits"
  1016. <Murrica>: "Theo Honda, originally canadian. Failed to spell Habeus correctly on his superhero test, never had it fixed"
  1017. <HabeusKaiju>: Shhhh
  1018. <HabeusKaiju>: It's the Quebecois way of spelling it
  1019. <HabeusKaiju>: And, hey!
  1020. <HabeusKaiju>: How do you know that?
  1021. <Murrica>: "Saved japan 5 yrs back from a giant monster, and stopped vindictive vinnie"
  1022. <Murrica>: "I am THE LAW. It is my job, to know"
  1023. Clara tries to avoid murrica's gaze
  1024. <Wrong_Way>: "Did you guys spell my name right?"
  1025. <HabeusKaiju>: Wrong_Way, Shh
  1026. <Wrong_Way>: "He already knows your name..."
  1027. <Murrica>: "Now, whats this ...ms clara walsh was saying?"
  1028. Reisander just kinda flails around behind them grumbling to himself
  1029. <Murrica>: "...dont know that skeleton, hes new"
  1030. Donnie raises his hand
  1031. Wrong_Way mouths "Don't tell him your name" to Reisander
  1032. <ClaraWalsh>: "We're here to save our friend" she tries to sound confident
  1033. <Murrica>: "Oh is that so?"
  1034. Donnie lowers his hand
  1035. <Murrica>: "Young donnie?"
  1036. Murrica has the eagle on his shoulder, still crying tears of liberty
  1037. ClaraWalsh feels like she's the only one with some urgency
  1038. <Donnie>: [>DOBBLES IS A TOP SEKRIT GOV'T PROJECT]
  1039. Reisander shakes his head and walks away unsheathing Carnwennan and vanishing
  1040. Wrong_Way sighs
  1041. <ClaraWalsh>: "Yes, he was wrongfully taken"
  1042. <Murrica>: "Do you have any proof of this?"
  1043. <HabeusKaiju>: Well, he was sedated and taken away by a certain Dr. Bear
  1044. <HabeusKaiju>: You can ask him, if you want
  1045. <Donnie>: [let's retcon that stattement, by the way]
  1046. <Murrica>: "On what grounds?"
  1047. <HabeusKaiju>: Apparently mental unstableness
  1048. <ClaraWalsh>: "He thought he was mentally unstable based on coincidence and lies"
  1049. <HabeusKaiju>: Which, I can clarify, he is not
  1050. <Murrica>: "Did you ask dr bear for a second opinion?"
  1051. <HabeusKaiju>: For the mental wellbeing of my students?
  1052. <HabeusKaiju>: I only required him for one, who passed the test
  1053. <Murrica>: Hmm
  1054. <HabeusKaiju>: Hmmm
  1055. <Murrica>: Hmmmmm
  1056. HabeusKaiju scratches his head
  1057. <Murrica>: *screams heard from behind the door*]
  1058. <Murrica>: hmm
  1059. <HabeusKaiju>: Can you give us a second?
  1060. Wrong_Way looks at the two "hmm" each other
  1061. <Murrica>: Im not leaving from this spot. Orders are orders.
  1062. <HabeusKaiju>: Mkay
  1063. <Wrong_Way>: "What happens if you disobey orders? Do you blow up or something?"
  1064. HabeusKaiju forms a huddle with Donnie, Wrong_Way, Reisander, and ClaraWalsh
  1065. Wrong_Way joins the huddle
  1066. <Donnie>: ["kill him"]
  1067. <HabeusKaiju>: So, what do you guys say? How can we get out of this?
  1068. <Reisander>: [Reis left bro]
  1069. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh...we could always become criminals and break in?"
  1070. <Murrica>: I thought he went invisible]
  1071. <HabeusKaiju>: No, no
  1072. <HabeusKaiju>: Think
  1073. <HabeusKaiju>: How can we pull one of Gwyd's magic tricks out of this....
  1074. <HabeusKaiju>: Wait
  1075. <Wrong_Way>: [how dark is this corridor?]
  1076. HabeusKaiju grins as wide as he can
  1077. ClaraWalsh quickly scans America with her scouter, trying to pick up anything useful
  1078. <Murrica>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo ] this can be faintly heard in the background
  1079. <ClaraWalsh>: *Murrica]
  1080. <ClaraWalsh>: [there's a difference]
  1081. <HabeusKaiju>: Mr Murrica, I have a question
  1082. <Murrica>: clara sees nothing but red WHITE AND BLUE
  1083. <Murrica>: ]
  1084. <Wrong_Way>: [clara has a sudden urge to buy an eagle]
  1085. ClaraWalsh doesn't see anything useful ]
  1086. HabeusKaiju gets out of the huddle
  1087. <Murrica>: " /America/, and yes Hondo?"
  1088. <HabeusKaiju>: Honda, but you can call me Theo
  1089. <HabeusKaiju>: I would like to bring up a fun fact though
  1090. <HabeusKaiju>: Section (C), subsection (B), paragraph 9, of the Mutant Liability Act
  1091. <Murrica>: [america intensifies]
  1092. <Murrica>: dibbles wants to be a better american just by standing in his eagles prescence]
  1093. <HabeusKaiju>: "Any mutant deemed mentally unfit to operate in societal constraints shall be captured and detained, for incarceration"
  1094. Donnie internally debates whether or not he's a good american]
  1095. <HabeusKaiju>: Am I correct?
  1096. <ClaraWalsh>: [>everybody's face when the brotherhood is the only group fighting against this kind of stuff]
  1097. <HabeusKaiju>: Mr. America?
  1098. Wrong_Way is still bummed out he needs a license]
  1099. <Donnie>: [Tree is the true protagonist here]
  1100. <ClaraWalsh>: [treeneto was right]
  1101. <Murrica>: Hmm
  1102. <HabeusKaiju>: Well, I offer this
  1103. <HabeusKaiju>: You must release my client, based on the groun d that he is not a mutant
  1104. Murrica pauses for a moment and then steps aside from the door "Have your kids pass their tests, and make sure mark gets his permit"
  1105. <HabeusKaiju>: Thank you
  1106. <Wrong_Way>: "Yay!"
  1107. HabeusKaiju bows, and enters the room
  1108. <Murrica>: "No thank you mr honda"
  1109. Wrong_Way hurries after Hab
  1110. ClaraWalsh follows, rather impressed with hab
  1111. Murrica leaves as the hulk hogan theme plays in the background
  1112. Wrong_Way whispers to Hab "Do I really have to get a license?"
  1113. *** Murrica is now known as DR_bear
  1114. <HabeusKaiju>: Yes, yes you do
  1115. Donnie walks in with the group, not really understanding what went on
  1116. <ClaraWalsh>: "Donnie... you get a word of that?"
  1117. <ClaraWalsh>: she whispers over
  1118. <Donnie>: "But I thought they thought Gwyd /was/ a mutant..."
  1119. Wrong_Way is bummed out
  1120. <ClaraWalsh>: "I... he's not a mutant is he?" she asks sincerely
  1121. <DR_bear>: Gwyd is lying on a table in the middle of the room, unconscious Dr bear stands over him with a bonesaw in paw. Gwyd has a iv stuck into. There is a dotted line around his chest
  1122. <DR_bear>: "Mhmmh mhmmhm"
  1123. DR_bear revs up the bone saw
  1124. <HabeusKaiju>: FUCKER!
  1125. DR_bear turns to habeus
  1126. <Wrong_Way>: "That bone saw isn't rubber."
  1127. <DR_bear>: "Hmm? What are you doing in here?"
  1128. <ClaraWalsh>: "...ohGODNO" she almost immediately shoots the Bear back with a strong gravitational blast into the wall
  1129. <Donnie>: "Well, he's not, but they still /thought/ he wa-" Donnie kinda falls silent when he sees the Dr
  1130. DR_bear is thrown into the wall but gets back up and throws the saw at wws head
  1131. <Wrong_Way>: [mark then says electritry is on and then we go too fast]
  1132. <DR_bear>: "No youll contaminate the room"
  1133. Wrong_Way is hit in the head by a rubber bone saw
  1134. <HabeusKaiju>: I'll contaminate your face!
  1135. <Wrong_Way>: "Owwww....."
  1136. <ClaraWalsh>: [honk honk]
  1137. Wrong_Way rubs his head
  1138. <DR_bear>: "I ll tear you to bits with my BEAR HANDS"
  1139. DR_bear tries mauling habs
  1140. HabeusKaiju readies a fighting stance, and reaches for his sword, which he forgot to bring
  1141. <HabeusKaiju>: ....
  1142. ClaraWalsh turns the gravity on bear to zero, he floats harmlessly through the air
  1143. <HabeusKaiju>: Shit
  1144. Wrong_Way goes over to Gwyd while Dr Bear attacks Hab
  1145. DR_bear is a flying bear
  1146. DR_bear flys at hab and mauls him with his feet and hands
  1147. Wrong_Way is suddenly realizing the gravity of the situation
  1148. <ClaraWalsh>: [*a flying bear with no control]
  1149. <Wrong_Way>: [i'll be here all week]
  1150. <ClaraWalsh>: [laugh track]
  1151. <DR_bear>: He was right next to hab]
  1152. <HabeusKaiju>: whomp whimo]
  1153. Wrong_Way tries shaking gwyd awake
  1154. <DR_bear>: its not like he went far]
  1155. <HabeusKaiju>: AGHJESUS!
  1156. <Wrong_Way>: "Come Gwydy, eggs and bakey...."
  1157. <DR_bear>: WW is a tard because gwyd is obviously sedated, he has an iv in his arm
  1158. HabeusKaiju right hooks DR_bear in the face
  1159. Wrong_Way notices the iv thanks to good old common sense and possible fourth wall help
  1160. Donnie points up his sword and aims the tip at Dr bear, and then fires off a slicing energy blast
  1161. DR_bear bites hab in the face
  1162. ClaraWalsh then throws the bear across the room with another gravitational pull, away from hab
  1163. <HabeusKaiju>: shit]
  1164. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh man...I've never pulled an IV before...."
  1165. <HabeusKaiju>: did you hit the top horn?]
  1166. DR_bear BEARLY misses the slice by doonald, but is still thrown away from habs
  1167. <DR_bear>: "Didnt you ever think maybe he asked for this procedure?ROOAOOAAAAAAAOOOR"
  1168. ClaraWalsh takes out the multitool, twitching it to "bear taser" and shocks him
  1169. DR_bear is shocked
  1170. Wrong_Way pulls the iv slowly from gwyd's arm
  1171. <HabeusKaiju>: wait a second...
  1172. <HabeusKaiju>: Stop!
  1173. <DR_bear>: WW hits an artery and gwyd bleeds out
  1174. <DR_bear>: ]
  1175. <ClaraWalsh>: "You guys get Gwyd out of there, I'll deal with Bear"
  1176. <Wrong_Way>: [FUCK]
  1177. <HabeusKaiju>: Clara, stop
  1178. <Wrong_Way>: [;_; why do you hate me sol]
  1179. Donnie lowers his sword
  1180. <HabeusKaiju>: Dr Bear, may I wake up my client?
  1181. ClaraWalsh then slams her fist down, the bear cannot get up off the ground as his weight as increased many times
  1182. <ClaraWalsh>: "There" she claps her hands "he can't hurt anybody"
  1183. <ClaraWalsh>: [my internet is screwy, did the weight thing get through?]
  1184. <DR_bear>: "Not for several hours, how do you people not understand that he is sedated"
  1185. <DR_bear>: yes]
  1186. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh...could someone help me with this needle?"
  1187. <HabeusKaiju>: Hmmm
  1188. Wrong_Way is nervously trying to pull it
  1189. <DR_bear>: "Im a doctor.."
  1190. <HabeusKaiju>: WRong Way, just wake him up
  1191. <ClaraWalsh>: "Bear, I'm sorry, but I think I'll take it from here"
  1192. <DR_bear>: "Youll kill him if you do it wrong mark" *me increases ww;s nervousness with his empathy"
  1193. Donnie walks up to Dr_bear
  1194. <HabeusKaiju>: Mark
  1195. <Wrong_Way>: "There's an IV, i think waking him will knock him out....
  1196. <HabeusKaiju>: I believe in you, you can do it
  1197. <DR_bear>: "So will you clara, youll only kill us all. Youre out of control"
  1198. <Donnie>: "You said Gwydion asked for this. What'd he say exactly?"
  1199. <HabeusKaiju>: RELIABILITY!]
  1200. Wrong_Way looks at the needle
  1201. <DR_bear>: *me fucks with claras fears of control and hurting others"
  1202. <ClaraWalsh>: [My weakness]
  1203. Wrong_Way looks at hab and nods
  1204. ClaraWalsh gets cold feet
  1205. Wrong_Way pulls out the needle successfully
  1206. <Wrong_Way>: "Gywd is asleep!"
  1207. DR_bear fucks with donnie too "He said he hated dealing with ungrateful muties like you donnald"
  1208. <HabeusKaiju>: Dr Bear, shhh
  1209. <Donnie>: "I'm not really a mutant anymore."
  1210. <HabeusKaiju>: I'll kick you in your face if you don't shut up
  1211. <DR_bear>: Gwyd bearly dazes into being awake and then falls back asleep
  1212. <Wrong_Way>: "Aw come on..."
  1213. <HabeusKaiju>: Come on Mark, you got the power!
  1214. <HabeusKaiju>: You can do it!
  1215. <HabeusKaiju>: right, everyone?
  1216. <DR_bear>: "Youre going to cause massive internal damage if you keep that up, do you even have your learners permit?"
  1217. <ClaraWalsh>: "Mark, please. I... can't do it"
  1218. Donnie turns to face Wrong_way
  1219. <Donnie>: You can do it!
  1220. DR_bear empaths fucks ww more
  1221. HabeusKaiju holds DR_bear's snout shut
  1222. Wrong_Way is very conflicted thanks to fucking empathic bears
  1223. DR_bear snaps it open and bites habs hand, hard
  1224. <ClaraWalsh>: [why did you touch his snout]
  1225. <HabeusKaiju>: I meant clamp it shut, like you do an alligator]
  1226. <Wrong_Way>: "Gywd has sedatives in him and is asleep!"
  1227. <DR_bear>: Gwyd slowly wakes up but is incredibly groggy, and bearly cognizant
  1228. <Wrong_Way>: "Hey Gwydy..."
  1229. <ClaraWalsh>: "Gwyd!" she rushes over to see if he's not screwed up from surgery
  1230. <DR_bear>: Gwyd opens is eyes a bit, "....why am I naked in a room with a ber"
  1231. <HabeusKaiju>: Good Job, Mark
  1232. <Donnie>: [didn't realize he was naked]
  1233. Wrong_Way sighs
  1234. <DR_bear>: surgury bro]
  1235. <HabeusKaiju>: Right, Clara, got anything in that magic tool of yours to get him going?
  1236. Wrong_Way has seen too many dongs on this journey to really give a crap at this point
  1237. <Wrong_Way>: "Want some pants, bro?"
  1238. <Reisander>: [see reis did accomplish something]
  1239. ClaraWalsh scans him with the scouter, trying to detect if they did anything else to him
  1240. <ClaraWalsh>: [what do ya mean get him going]
  1241. <Wrong_Way>: [yay reis!]
  1242. <Reisander>: [desensitizing]
  1243. <HabeusKaiju>: wake him up some more]
  1244. <ClaraWalsh>: "What do we need?"
  1245. <DR_bear>: Gwyd: Clara, im naked dont look. and Of course mark...now stop staring at it.
  1246. DR_bear is still biting habs hand
  1247. HabeusKaiju punches DR_bear in the snout, and takes out his hand
  1248. <HabeusKaiju>: Hey, Gwyd
  1249. <HabeusKaiju>: How ya feeling?
  1250. <ClaraWalsh>: "Oh, just a wakeup call, easy" she only looks at his face as she takes out the multitool and gives him a quick zap to kickstart him
  1251. <Wrong_Way>: ["I'LL LOOK WHEREVER I WANT, NERD! YOU'RE AWAKE"]
  1252. Donnie is tastefully averting his eyes by simply looking in the opposite directiob
  1253. <HabeusKaiju>: Clara: down
  1254. Wrong_Way looks at Gwyd at that comment
  1255. <Clara>: [where was I? did I zap him yet?]
  1256. <HabeusKaiju>: Clara: back]
  1257. <Wrong_Way>: [you did]
  1258. <DR_bear>: joking ww]
  1259. <Clara>: [zap gwyd, not the bear]
  1260. <Clara>: [anything after the don't look comment I probably missed because internet hates me]
  1261. <DR_bear>: Gwyd is more awake: "what is going on?I was in a room, with a bear"
  1262. <Wrong_Way>: "Gwyd doesn't have underwear and sweatpants on."
  1263. <Clara>: "The bear sedated you and stole you away because he thought you were crazy. Then he brought you here to experiment on you because he thought you were an unstable mutant"
  1264. <Clara>: "We got here just in time."
  1265. <DR_bear>: "HE IS UNSTABLE, HE BELIEVES IN FAIRIES AND SEADRAGONS"
  1266. <Clara>: "Donnie, please punch the bear"
  1267. DR_bear is still an empath and is making donnie sad
  1268. <HabeusKaiju>: Judo Chop!
  1269. HabeusKaiju judo chops DR_bear in the back of the head
  1270. <Wrong_Way>: "If Donnie doesn't, I'll try."
  1271. <DR_bear>: ow..
  1272. <Clara>: [everybody wants to punch him]
  1273. <Wrong_Way>: [bear called me a racist]
  1274. <Donnie>: "I can't really punch anything anymore..."
  1275. <Donnie>: "I miss Nox..."
  1276. <Wrong_Way>: "Dude, shadow otter."
  1277. <Wrong_Way>: "Anyways, let's get going."
  1278. <Donnie>: "Hell yeah, Mark."
  1279. <Clara>: "I... eh, lets just get out of here" she helps the now tastefully dressed Gwyd off the table
  1280. <DR_bear>: Mark you racist, donnie you kill everything that gets close, clara youre a time bomb, and theo youre not even a lawyer
  1281. <HabeusKaiju>: .....
  1282. <Wrong_Way>: "Don't give a crap, Dr Bear. I'll worry about my race issues when I get Gwyd home."
  1283. <Donnie>: "...Does that mean I've never gotten close to anyone!?"
  1284. Clara looks uncomfortable from this
  1285. <HabeusKaiju>: Clara, ya got a razor in there?
  1286. <Clara>: "Yeah"
  1287. <DR_bear>: Gwyd: Thanks guys I appreciate this,
  1288. <HabeusKaiju>: Pass it here
  1289. <DR_bear>: What are you doing...
  1290. Donnie points his sword directly between Dr_bear's eyes
  1291. Clara gives him the razor
  1292. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh boy..."
  1293. <DR_bear>: This is assault
  1294. HabeusKaiju turns it on
  1295. <HabeusKaiju>: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
  1296. <DR_bear>: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
  1297. HabeusKaiju goes behind DR_bear
  1298. <Clara>: [pfffff]
  1299. <DR_bear>: pfffff]
  1300. <Donnie>: [eheheh]
  1301. <Wrong_Way>: "Oo! Write something on him!"
  1302. DR_bear wags his pointy bear tail
  1303. <DR_bear>: "Noooo, you monster"
  1304. HabeusKaiju begins to shave the hair off DR_bear's body
  1305. <HabeusKaiju>: Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
  1306. Donnie kneels down to be face to face with the bear, sword still at his face
  1307. <Wrong_Way>: "Theo, you should totally write S-men on his back
  1308. <DR_bear>: "I will have you fired for this HONDA"
  1309. <Donnie>: "You /said/ you were an empath. I know what that means, I'm not stupid."
  1310. <HabeusKaiju>: Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't so Fuzzy, was he?
  1311. <Donnie>: "Turn off your creepy powers before I do."
  1312. HabeusKaiju turns off the razor, after shaving a bare spot on his behind
  1313. <DR_bear>: "Me makes donnie angry at himself"
  1314. <DR_bear>: ]\
  1315. DR_bear stops fucking with donnies head
  1316. <DR_bear>: Turn that damn thing off
  1317. Donnie relishes in the newfound mental clarity
  1318. <Wrong_Way>: "Aw Theo...."
  1319. <Clara>: "Lets just leave the thing here. We have to get out of here before the rest of the facility finds us"
  1320. <HabeusKaiju>: Gotcha
  1321. <Wrong_Way>: "Whatever, we've got legal immunity, I think."
  1322. <Donnie>: "Some people..."
  1323. HabeusKaiju kicks DR_bear hard in the ass
  1324. <HabeusKaiju>: Jerk
  1325. Donnie stands back up and his sword becomes a cloud of smoke
  1326. <HabeusKaiju>: Alright, team! let's go!
  1327. <Wrong_Way>: "Alright, Theo, Donnie, Clara, Gwyd and I are in the jet."
  1328. <HabeusKaiju>: You're forgetting someone
  1329. <HabeusKaiju>: And you worded it improperly
  1330. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh right..."
  1331. HabeusKaiju pats Wrong_Way on the head
  1332. <Donnie>: [pfffft]
  1333. <Wrong_Way>: "Who'd I forget?"
  1334. <DR_bear>: Dumbasses
  1335. <Wrong_Way>: "Shut up bear."
  1336. <HabeusKaiju>: Our little spit shot
  1337. <DR_bear>: I will eat your heart
  1338. Donnie gives Dr_bear a swift kick to the head
  1339. <DR_bear>: YOU HE-owwww
  1340. Reisander is sitting on the jet reading
  1341. <Wrong_Way>: "I thought he left, but okay."
  1342. <Wrong_Way>: "Theo, Donnie, Reisander, Clara, Gwyd and I aren't in the jet."
  1343. Wrong_Way teleports the group
  1344. <Wrong_Way>: [reisander just teleports where we all stand]
  1345. <Wrong_Way>: [falling on his butt]
  1346. *** DR_bear is now known as Gwydion
  1347. <Wrong_Way>: "Alright! Good trip..."
  1348. Reisander falls down and looks at them all
  1349. <HabeusKaiju>: Great job, team!
  1350. <Wrong_Way>: "I feel like terrible things could've happened, but i think it was great."
  1351. <Gwydion>: "I still have no idea what just happend...'
  1352. Wrong_Way looks at Reisander on the floor
  1353. Reisander sits back down
  1354. <Wrong_Way>: "Hey there Reis!"
  1355. <Clara>: "Just take a seat Gwyd, I'll explain on the way back"
  1356. <Reisander>: "Kill yourself, Mark"
  1357. Clara sits down, positively tired
  1358. <Wrong_Way>: "Ahaha. Classic Reisander."
  1359. Reisander rolls over in seat
  1360. Gwydion takes a seat in the back still a little sleepish "Thanks clara, youre a real friend"
  1361. Donnie walks over to Gwydion
  1362. <Donnie>: "Hey, you alright?"
  1363. Wrong_Way finds at a seat near the window
  1364. <Gwydion>: "Im fine, donnie, are you alright? I spent all night looking for you.."
  1365. Gwydion hugs donnie
  1366. <Donnie>: "You, what?"
  1367. <Gwydion>: "You scared the hell out of me"
  1368. Clara smiles
  1369. <Wrong_Way>: "I wish my phone wasn't in my pocket."
  1370. Donnie doesn't really react to the hug
  1371. <Donnie>: "Oh, jesus, you mean when Reisander showed up?"
  1372. Wrong_Way pulls it out, but looking at Gwyd hug Donnie with his side vision
  1373. Gwydion hugs harder "Dont you ever do that again, Id rather lose my heart than my bro"
  1374. <Clara>: "Gwyd was out looking for you in the rain for a long time. He would have just been there until morning if I didn't take him in"
  1375. Wrong_Way looks at his phone and sees a reminder
  1376. <Wrong_Way>: "My turtle isn't fed."
  1377. <Clara>: "He's dedicated, I know that"
  1378. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, wait
  1379. Donnie looks at Clara with a surprised expression
  1380. <Donnie>: "Wait you looked for me all night!?"
  1381. Gwydion may be crying a little
  1382. <Gwydion>: "I could never abandon you, youre family to me"
  1383. Clara internally dawwwws
  1384. Wrong_Way updates his facebook status]
  1385. <Donnie>: "I didn't know you were /searching/ for me, or else I would have came back to let yo know I was alright or something..."
  1386. Reisander plots how to kill the s-men
  1387. Donnie begins to realize the gravity of his actions that night
  1388. <HabeusKaiju>: Reisander, can you come with me to the cockpit?
  1389. Clara begins laughing uncontrollably for reasons that only donnie knows ]
  1390. <Wrong_Way>: [EY, I MADE THAT JOKE MATE]
  1391. Reisander sits up and walks to the cock pit
  1392. Reisander stares at Habeus
  1393. HabeusKaiju heads to the cockpit
  1394. <Clara>: Hermit is still in the cockpit. You don't think he ever left.
  1395. Gwydion releases the hug,and has each hand on donnies shoulder "Im your bro, I will /never/ abandon you when you need me. Just like I know youd never abandon me"
  1396. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, Clara, check Gwydion for any NISA tracking devices
  1397. HabeusKaiju winks
  1398. Donnie realizes that Clara looks an awful lot like, holy shit it's Alina]
  1399. <Clara>: "Ahuh, gotcha"
  1400. <Wrong_Way>: "he's probably got booze there." he says without looking at the three.
  1401. HabeusKaiju walks into the cockpit, and closes the door behind him
  1402. Reisander leans against the wall
  1403. <HabeusKaiju>: Reisander, we need to chat
  1404. <Donnie>: "Y-yeah, sorry. I didn't realize..."
  1405. Reisander remains silent
  1406. <HabeusKaiju>: You were sort of doing dangerous things out there, when someone's life was potentially on the line
  1407. <HabeusKaiju>: Is everything okay?
  1408. <Reisander>: "Is everything okay?"
  1409. <Reisander>: "You.."
  1410. <Gwydion>: "Dont be sorry, you didnt do anything wrong man. You saved me, all of you did"
  1411. <Reisander>: "How can you even say that to me"
  1412. <Clara>: "Oh, reminds me, sorry to interrupt" she stumbles over her words terribly
  1413. <HabeusKaiju>: I'm just trying to help. Tell me your issues, and I can take a crack at them
  1414. Reisander raises a hand to hit Habeus but lowers it
  1415. <Reisander>: "You disgust me"
  1416. Donnie thinks back to all of the problems faces during this journey and how many were caused not by the facility, but the group themselves
  1417. <Donnie>: "Eheh, yeah."
  1418. Wrong_Way channels his inner Bloodstain and plays words with friends by himself
  1419. <Clara>: "To find you I sort of, eh, used a tracking device I sneaked on you when we were hanging out as an experiment that I was going to tell you about then hab called so I forgot" she makes the longest continuous sentence she can before catching her breath
  1420. <Reisander>: "I volunteered to do this"
  1421. <Reisander>: "You are all public figures and I stuck my neck out for you"
  1422. <Reisander>: "And the second you trounce in and get caught by a guard"
  1423. Reisander does an impression
  1424. <Gwydion>: "You placed a tracking device on me?"
  1425. <Clara>: "Sorry about that, total jerk move on my part. But it helped us save you and I won't do this again. Sneaking the chip I mean. Not the saving."
  1426. <Reisander>: "I am not responsible for the actions taken here"
  1427. <Reisander>: "And then you ask if I'm okay?"
  1428. <Clara>: "Yeah, more like an extender for the scouter's observation range. Just was gonna leave it on you for a day to see if it worked"
  1429. <Clara>: "Then forgot to tell you, then you got stolen, and well... it worked"
  1430. <Gwydion>: "Oh well, it all worked out. Thank you clara"
  1431. <Reisander>: "Take me back to the academy I'll find my father and then I'm leaving"
  1432. <Reisander>: "You people are scum"
  1433. <HabeusKaiju>: Listen
  1434. <HabeusKaiju>: I appreciate your help today
  1435. <HabeusKaiju>: And I thank you for sticking your neck out for us
  1436. Clara looks really embarrassed, then quickly swipes her hand on the back of his neck and pulls a small round chip off of him
  1437. <Clara>: "There, no more privacy invasions"
  1438. <HabeusKaiju>: but, we;re a team, nay, a family, who have to watch each others back. We can just let one go in alone, willy nilly
  1439. <HabeusKaiju>: *can't]
  1440. <Reisander>: "And that team meant nothing the second you were in trouble"
  1441. Gwydion smiles at clara "Relax, you were just thinking of your friends, and if you didnt I wouldnt be here today. Clara. Thank you"
  1442. <Reisander>: "I was the one in a cage and you were the one who shouldn't be held responsible"
  1443. <Clara>: "You're welcome. Its nothing... wait" it almost suddenly dawns on her "Was this an s-men mission?"
  1444. <Clara>: "And I was on it?"
  1445. Gwydion smiles "I told you I would get you on the team"
  1446. <Reisander>: "And Donnie's opinion he's allowed to insult the team but I'm a problem and the reason for all your troubles when I do?"
  1447. <Reisander>: "I'll be okay the second my father is raised and I'm as far away from you people as possible"
  1448. Clara smile sand tries to fish for something to say, then just gives up with a "Well, don't go out and get stolen by bears next time, alright?"
  1449. HabeusKaiju stands silent, pondering
  1450. Gwydion has already passed out
  1451. <Clara>: "Huh..."
  1452. Clara looks over to Donnie
  1453. Wrong_Way tries to figure out a word with two z and a q
  1454. <HabeusKaiju>: quizzical]
  1455. Reisander shakes his head
  1456. <Wrong_Way>: [ty]
  1457. <HabeusKaiju>: yw]
  1458. <Clara>: Hermit is piloting the plane as usual
  1459. Reisander pushes past Habeus and walks back to his seat
  1460. <Donnie>: "...what?"
  1461. Wrong_Way looks out the window, a bit happy that they're finally moving
  1462. <Clara>: "Well... I guess now's the time to talk. Mission is over. I said I'd tell you about the lab, right?"
  1463. Wrong_Way sees Reisander in a huff
  1464. Reisander walks past the others and sits down in the back
  1465. <Donnie>: "I don't actually really remember that."
  1466. Wrong_Way thinks about a saying his grandpa used to say about misery enjoying company and looks over his seat to look at Reisander
  1467. Reisander feels his neck
  1468. <Reisander>: "The glass ball"
  1469. <Reisander>: "Who has it"
  1470. <Donnie>: "Right here, bro. Put it under a seat.
  1471. <Clara>: "It was way back when, never got around to it"
  1472. Donnie 's otter floats over and hands Reisander the marble
  1473. Reisander snatches it back and rolls over in his chair looking away from them all
  1474. <Clara>: "Kinda because I've kinda thought you were scared of me"
  1475. <Clara>: "or didn't like me. either one"
  1476. <Donnie>: "What? No! You're nice!"
  1477. <Gwydion>: GUYS IVE OFICIALLY STOPPED DMING ITS ALL DIALOGUE AND SHIT, so just dont destroy the plane or nothing]
  1478. Wrong_Way kinda wants to bug Reisander
  1479. <Wrong_Way>: [TOO LATE]
  1480. <Wrong_Way>: [YOU CAN'T STOP ME AHAHAHA]
  1481. Donnie has no proper way to express a micture of surprise, embarassment, and frustration, so his face contorts somewhat randomly
  1482. HabeusKaiju rips off his belt, growing fullsize]
  1483. <HabeusKaiju>: veryone dies]
  1484. <Wrong_Way>: [my sides hab]
  1485. <Donnie>: ["MARK CUT THE POWER"]
  1486. Clara is a wild card and set the plane to blow
  1487. <Clara>: [
  1488. <Donnie>: [HAB, PUNCH HIM IN THE FAAAAAAAACE]
  1489. Reisander lays on his side rolling the ball around in his hand
  1490. <HabeusKaiju>: I ONLY PUNCHED HIM TWICE]
  1491. Wrong_Way mumbles "Hey Reisander..."
  1492. <Clara>: "Then I've just been... silly all along haven't I"
  1493. <HabeusKaiju>: AND NO ONE COMPLIMENTED I ONE PUNCHED HIM TWICE!]
  1494. <HabeusKaiju>: HARUMPH]
  1495. <Donnie>: "Eheeh... I guess I've been acting silly, too."
  1496. <Clara>: "I mean, ever since that first meeting I always just sorta thought you and mark were weirded out by me"
  1497. <Clara>: "But... its good now"
  1498. Reisander rolls over slightly and stares at wrongway
  1499. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh, you okay?"
  1500. <Donnie>: "Well, we-, I mean... -sigh- yeah, we're good now."
  1501. Reisander narrows his eyes
  1502. <Reisander>: "I thought we were friends, Mark"
  1503. <Clara>: "Oh, wait... now I remember. I thanked you for waking me up and said hab would have left me and you wondered why"
  1504. Wrong_Way doesn't have anything to really say in response to that.
  1505. <Clara>: "that's what I was going to tell you" she finally remembers
  1506. <Wrong_Way>: "I-I...Sorry..."
  1507. <Donnie>: "Oh yeah! What was that about?"
  1508. Wrong_Way turns away from Reisander
  1509. <Clara>: "Well, Hab's my legal guardian now for reasons kinda... serious. Remember back in there when Murrica said that Theo beat a man called Vindictive Vinnie?"
  1510. Wrong_Way pulls up his legs to the seat and hugs them
  1511. <Donnie>: "Uuuh, yeah. I remember."
  1512. <Reisander>: "I volunteered to do this and went in there on my own, but the second Theo and the dwarf start to crucify me my 'friend' has nothing to say"
  1513. Donnie sits next to Clara in anticipation for storytime
  1514. <Reisander>: "You're scum"
  1515. Reisander rolls back over
  1516. Wrong_Way manages to hear it all and just looks out the window
  1517. <Clara>: "Well, Vinnie was my dad. Really big in the crime scene, never told me anything about it and I didn't know until he got arrested by Theo."
  1518. <Gwydion>: >tell donnie before gwyd]
  1519. <Clara>: [you're asleep]
  1520. <Clara>: [I'll tell you when you wake up]
  1521. <Gwydion>: we went on two adventures]]
  1522. <Donnie>: "Like a drug dealer or something?"
  1523. <Gwydion>: this is on a plane man]
  1524. Reisander stands up and moves away from Mark sitting back down near the front closer to Clara and Donnie
  1525. <Clara>: "No, more like a... boss" she looks over to Gwyd "Wait, I think he should hear this"
  1526. Gwydion is awake "S
  1527. Clara tries to shake him awake
  1528. Wrong_Way just looks out the window and falls asleep
  1529. <Gwydion>: "Whatwhatwahat"
  1530. <Clara>: "Gwyd, I, uh, kinda decided I should tell you and Donnie a story"
  1531. Reisander rolls over again and looks out the window messing with his little glass ball again
  1532. Gwydion is still barely awake
  1533. <Gwydion>: "Mhmm I like storys"
  1534. Clara gives him a light zap
  1535. <Clara>: "Its important"
  1536. HabeusKaiju sits in the cockpit, both pondering, and feeling proud of himself
  1537. <HabeusKaiju>: I'm a damn fine lawyer
  1538. <Reisander>: [>feeling proud]
  1539. <Wrong_Way>: [terrible consoler]
  1540. <Reisander>: [>after that talk]
  1541. <Wrong_Way>: [me and reis are not impressed
  1542. <Clara>: "But listen. Theo is my legal guardian. He brought in a big crime boss named Vinnie Walsh, who's sort of my dad"
  1543. <Wrong_Way>: {right reis?]
  1544. <Wrong_Way>: [we still friends?]
  1545. <Reisander>: [Reis isn't impressed with anyone]
  1546. <Wrong_Way>: [right? ;_;]
  1547. <Clara>: "I never heard about it from him or anybody until he got arrested, I thought he was just a businessman"
  1548. <Reisander>: [You guys screwed him over]
  1549. <HabeusKaiju>: a mixture, of proud and sad]
  1550. <HabeusKaiju>: I saved a kid through lawyering]
  1551. <Gwydion>: reis]
  1552. <Wrong_Way>: [but at WHAT COST? We could've blown up the whole thing Hab! You're so single minded!"
  1553. <Gwydion>: you did a selfless act, and when gwyd isnt loopy he WILL bring it up]
  1554. <Gwydion>: its just 3 am]
  1555. <Reisander>: [Im done with reis for a while]
  1556. <Clara>: "But he was the head of the Blue Scarves. Theo confronted him and apparently brought him in and I was put under UN watch"
  1557. <Donnie>: "Are you a gang member too then?"
  1558. Donnie points to Clara's scarf
  1559. <Clara>: "What? No! Its a family heirloom"
  1560. <Donnie>: "Mine is too! ...Kinda."
  1561. <Clara>: "Its a nice scarf..."
  1562. Donnie thumbs his scarf and resumes listening
  1563. <Donnie>: "Heheh, thanks. My friend Frankie gave to me, it was special to her so I wear it a lot."
  1564. <Wrong_Way>: [ mark gets scarf envy and gets the coolest scarf ever ]
  1565. <Clara>: "She sounds nice"
  1566. <Gwydion>: "Oh, well Im glad you finally decided to tell us this. It was getting awkard for a bit"
  1567. <Clara>: "Well, that isn't the part where Theo has to watch me..."
  1568. <Donnie>: "Yeah, she can be kinda mean sometimes but she always means well."
  1569. <Clara>: "My dad had me taken out of UN control from prison. I was sent down here with a note and told I have to live with Theo, he'd watch over me and help with my powers. Turns out the note was a giant threat on him and his friends if I got hurt..."
  1570. <Clara>: "So Theo... is kinda right about keeping me away from all this. I shouldn't be out here, if something bad happens Theo will pay for it"
  1571. Clara looks rather down, after thinking about it
  1572. <Reisander>: "Another reason I said you should stay on the plane"
  1573. Reisander mumbles to himself
  1574. Donnie leans onto Clara's side
  1575. <Clara>: "I'm sorry I asked about the s-men. It was reckless of me."
  1576. <Gwydion>: "Nah, My existance is a threat to the lives and sanity of everyone around here. "
  1577. <Donnie>: "But you were a big help!"
  1578. <Gwydion>: "Youre a brilliant heroine who saved my life, youre /my/ hero clara"
  1579. <Clara>: "I guess I was. I didn't even think about the danger, I just wanted to help you"
  1580. Reisander shudders at Claras last statement
  1581. <Donnie>: "See? You've already got the S-Man attitude!"
  1582. <Clara>: "Is that a thing?"
  1583. <Donnie>: "Well, not officially, but that's the kinda mentality they always tell us to have."
  1584. Clara is really unsure on how to take all this, its a good feeling while at the same time she feels nervous
  1585. <Donnie>: "It's what makes us the /good/ guys!"
  1586. <Clara>: "Well, I guess I'm one of the good guys then!"
  1587. Clara brightens up
  1588. Donnie giggles and swings his feet below the seat
  1589. Reisander is squirming in his seat from this whole conversation
  1590. <Gwydion>: Well thankfully thats settled, now I should probably say thanks to reis.
  1591. <Clara>: "Just watch my back through all this hero stuff, alright? Hab is going to get a heart attack if I so much as trip. And falling doesn't even hurt me"
  1592. Gwydion gets up, and then falls to the ground "legs asleep"
  1593. Gwydion gets up again
  1594. <Clara>: "and... alright" she's unsure about him seeing reis due to sciencegrudge
  1595. Gwydion walks over to reis and sits down next to him'
  1596. Reisander remains motionless
  1597. <Donnie>: "We all look out for each other here!"
  1598. Reisander grits his teeth
  1599. <Gwydion>: "So..reisander, I know we got off on the wrong foot. But I just wanted to thank you for all of this. It shows a lot of character that you would go and help someone you dont even know"
  1600. Donnie points to Gwydion and Reisander
  1601. <Gwydion>: "Especially when I gave you every reason to hate me"
  1602. <Donnie>: "They seem like good friends, even though Reis is kinda mean to the rest of us."
  1603. Reisander turns over slightly to Gwydion
  1604. <Reisander>: "These people are scum"
  1605. <Clara>: "I just hope Gwyd knows what he's doing. I'm not much of an ace detective but I figured he was the one who scared you out of the dorm when I first met him"
  1606. <Gwydion>: "Donnie, have a little respect. Hes been through a lot"
  1607. <Clara>: she whispers
  1608. <Reisander>: "This is my second time on earth you know"
  1609. <Donnie>: [can I retcon myself to also whispering? Im too tired to remember this]
  1610. <Reisander>: "I supposed I would try the good guy thing"
  1611. <Reisander>: "I supposed I would try the good guy thing"
  1612. Donnie is whispering now just to be official about that]
  1613. <Reisander>: "I don't think you people are what I was looking for though"
  1614. <Donnie>: "Well, he was scary at first. I think I could probably take him, he doesn't actually know any magic."
  1615. <Gwydion>: Why do you say that reisander?
  1616. <Clara>: "I already tested if I could." she whispers even quieter
  1617. <Donnie>: "...Can you?'
  1618. Wrong_Way 's phone vibrates in his pocket
  1619. <Reisander>: "The monster would rather see me taken by the asylum we broke into than face punishment himself, the dwarf thinks me a cancer on the body that is this team, the toymaker thinks I'm terrible and crazy, and Mark the one who I stretched to call a friend could care less"
  1620. Reisander rolls back over facing the window
  1621. Reisander rolls back over facing the window
  1622. <Clara>: "His tech is up there, but tech is my thing" she whispers
  1623. <Clara>: "I just really wish I didn't have to"
  1624. Wrong_Way is fast asleep, but his phone continues to vibrate
  1625. <Gwydion>: "What exactly happend?"
  1626. <Reisander>: "I was sent in"
  1627. <Donnie>: "Wait... did you do the thing on purpose? Where he was all pukey on the way here?"
  1628. <Gwydion>: brb sorry need coffe or something]
  1629. <Clara>: "Not on purpose, multitool tested so it actually was an accident. Don't know why I activated it though, was a little bit angry."
  1630. <Reisander>: "I was going to infiltrate the facility and reach you when the plan begin to fray I was declared a liability and the reason for all their problems then when they insisted on entering despite the fact that they are public figures I was suddenly an outside occurrence they could not be held responsible for"
  1631. <Gwydion>: back]
  1632. <Donnie>: "Eh... I can see why you'd be mad at him, And besides, it was an accident!"
  1633. <Gwydion>: "I see, that really means a lot. You were willing to lay yourself down for their reputations. Of people you barely know."
  1634. <Clara>: "Yeah. I just hope the day never comes where I have to use the knowledge of that"
  1635. <Gwydion>: But Im sure they didnt mean it, or there was a misunderstanding. They are good people, they are friends sometimes they just get wrapped up in their own emotions.
  1636. <Donnie>: "...he /might/ turn out alright..."
  1637. <Reisander>: "They're barely people"
  1638. <Gwydion>: They were probably just too scared to see you were trying to save them as well
  1639. <Reisander>: "They're disgusting!"
  1640. <Reisander>: "THEY'RE SCUM"
  1641. <Reisander>: "YOU'RE ALL SCUM"
  1642. <Clara>: "I hope so"
  1643. Reisander rolls back over in chair
  1644. Wrong_Way wakes up to the scum part
  1645. <Wrong_Way>: "zzhwhat?"
  1646. <Gwydion>: Thats a bit much dont you think?
  1647. Donnie cringes a little hearing Reisander's yelling and stops leaning on Clara to look up to her
  1648. <Gwydion>: Listen, just take a nap. Think this all over, and talk to vormand. He would be able to help you more than I ever could
  1649. <Donnie>: "So... we're friends now, right?"
  1650. <Clara>: "....Yes"
  1651. <Clara>: [SET COMPLETE]
  1652. <Gwydion>: im making stick bro a girl[
  1653. Wrong_Way decides to check the time and sees his parents were trying to call him
  1654. <Gwydion>: and she will hate you donnie]
  1655. <Gwydion>: :3c]
  1656. <Reisander>: "You sit in a comfortable light for now, Gwydion"
  1657. <Clara>: "We're friends"
  1658. <Reisander>: "Don't test me and end up where your 'friends' are"
  1659. Donnie smiles and resumes resting his head on the the side of Clara's arm
  1660. <Donnie>: "Great."
  1661. <Clara>: [for now, though, the $-girls are at full rank]
  1662. <Donnie>: [>stickbro]
  1663. <Donnie>: [>girl]
  1664. <Donnie>: >bro]
  1665. <Clara>: [>stick]
  1666. <Gwydion>: bros can be girls]
  1667. Wrong_Way looks at his phone for a bit
  1668. <Donnie>: [but can they be sticks?]
  1669. <Gwydion>: she has a stick]
  1670. <Gwydion>: "Good to know, reisander
  1671. Wrong_Way gets up to go talk in the rest room
  1672. Clara is positively tired, resting in her seat with donnie leaning on her. She eventually drifts into a light sleep
  1673. Donnie has stoically been pretending to be wide awake but has already passed out as well
  1674. <Gwydion>: donnie stole his seat?]
  1675. <Donnie>: [I sat on the other side]
  1676. <Gwydion>: it was an isle seat meng]
  1677. Wrong_Way dials his parent's phone number
  1678. <Donnie>: [shadow seat!]
  1679. <Wrong_Way>: "Come on..."
  1680. <Clara>: [was there ever really any seats?]
  1681. <Gwydion>: yes]
  1682. <Gwydion>: seats are important]
  1683. Wrong_Way listens to it ring once
  1684. <Donnie>: [when you think about it, this whole adventure is a lot like boomerangs]
  1685. Wrong_Way listens to it ring twice
  1686. Wrong_Way listens to it ring trice
  1687. Gwydion goes back to his seat and falls asleep
  1688. Wrong_Way listens to it ring four times
  1689. <Clara>: [when you think about it, seats are a lot like boomerangs]
  1690. Wrong_Way listens to it ring fives and gets voicemail
  1691. <Donnie>: [right in the feels, morkus]
  1692. Wrong_Way supports his head as he listens to his parent's voicemail
  1693. Wrong_Way almost forgets to leave a message after the beep
  1694. <Gwydion>: so is everyone asleep?]
  1695. Gwydion is awake
  1696. Reisander is awake
  1697. Donnie is asleep
  1698. <Clara>: Hermit Crab is active. And has been recording everything you have all been saying.
  1699. <Clara>: -foolish humans- he says darkly]
  1700. <Wrong_Way>: "H-hey mom and dad...uh..please call me as soon as you can...sorry i missed you guys...thanks...i love you guys..."
  1701. <Gwydion>: is clara asleep?]
  1702. <Clara>: [yep]
  1703. Wrong_Way hangs up and just sits in the bathroom
  1704. <Clara>: -and now, you will all be eradicated- hermit's voice sounds different. it almost sounds like..... asimov]
  1705. Wrong_Way gets up, leaves the restroom and goes to sit down
  1706. <Gwydion>: well if clara is asleep, vormand can talk to reis?]
  1707. <Clara>: [I'm going to sleep]
  1708. <Gwydion>: :c
  1709. <Gwydion>: ]
  1710. <Clara>: [not just clara, but me]
  1711. <Gwydion>: night amos]
  1712. <Gwydion>: :3c]
  1713. <Clara>: [I nearly borked like 6 times]
  1714. <Wrong_Way>: "There isn't a blanket by my seat..."
  1715. <Clara>: [g'night fellas]
  1716. Wrong_Way sits down and picks it up
  1717. Wrong_Way finds a comfortable position to sleep in and dozes off
  1718. <Wrong_Way>: [anyone got anything else?]
  1719. <Reisander>: [Im done]
  1720. <Gwydion>: Oh one more bit of dming]
  1721. <Wrong_Way>: [okay]
  1722. <Gwydion>: A rabbid ferret pops out of the compartment above ww's seat and starts mauling him
  1723. Gwydion is asleep already
  1724. <Gwydion>: kidding of course, night ww]
  1725. <Wrong_Way>: [cool, i can finally post logs]
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