Stan Maskelyne: Yes, I need fucking ponies in my life.
Stary: do you want me to direct you to some fucking ponies?
Stary: :v:
Stan Maskelyne: (I swear to the gods, if you link me to some pony pornography next, I will hurt you.)
lacucarachadefuego: Go to /b/ and you cant not find pony porn
Stan Maskelyne: It won't be that boring, physical hurtings.
Stan Maskelyne: No, it'll be that chewy, gooey emotional hurting.
Stan Maskelyne: You know the kind I leave with the $5 for your mother in the mornings.