Dry Bowser's Burning Stupidity

Dry Bowser: So this is what's going on tonight, huh?

Dry Bowser was watching the news in his apartment in the Toad City that was overlooking the congested highway that doubled as a race track, which in turn was Toad's Turnpike.

"So, that's what they're selling these days?" Dry Bowser commented as he brushed back his red hair while sitting in his red recliner, seeing the Paratroopa Airlines being promoted. "I swear, these businesses get stupider with every year."

It was out of nowhere that a plane came crashing into Dry Bowser's apartment, WITH NO SURVIVORS. Dry Bowser managed to dodge out of the way as he looked at the front of the plane, with it catching on fire after its crash. Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as he dashed in to get his Burning DK sports drink, splashing it onto the flames as he thought it would douse the flame. Dry Bowser smirked at first, only for his eyes to widen as he realized that the sports drink he used had 'burning' printed on it.

"Oh damn it..." Dry Bowser groaned as he slapped his forehead, quickly turning away as he began running. "Why am I so stubbornly stupid sometimes? I need to read more carefully or I'll end up-"

Dry Bowser did not get to finish his sentence, as he left his apartment and headed right into the hallway, with the fire bursting into a bigger rush of flames as eventually the entire apartment caught on fire. Dry Bowser got on his parked Bone Rattler and drove off, looking back in disbelief as he got onto the Toad's Turnpike, driving as far away from Toad City as possible as the entire metropolis caught on fire, with it spreading to the turnpike itself soon enough.

Dry Bowser: (while still driving away on his Bone Rattler ATV) Note to self... I need to check out the labels and the ingredients for these stupid things next time...